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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, here we go. Justin Fred after show podcast. Welcome
in everybody. It's a Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hope you had a rainy Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, I hope you had a good weekend, even though
it rained most of it. God, it was very hot
on Saturday when he but it poured in the afternoon.
I was at my son's baseball game and uh, and
then we went home. Then it got like nicer, then
it rained again, and then we went out to dinner
to see sinners and it was pouring out.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
How was the food by the way at dinner because
they're all not near me?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, smoke shop. Andy Husbands Andy was there
by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh did you see him?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
He lives in Andover, which is right near there. Oh okay,
so he was doing training all day, so by chance
he was just there like doing work. When I came in, fantastic,
I got like casual or yeah, well no, it's a restaurant,
like you have a server.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, okay, yes, I know if it like you went
to the.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Line, No, you sit down, you have the server. I'll
be going back with all the guys. I mean it's
right up our alley. Yeah, Jen got the brisket loved it.
I got the burnt ends. Yeah, fantastic, but it's everything's spicy,
so if you don't like spice, then you know, be
wary of that. But Cole slaw mac and cheese. And
then he sent over some stuff. He sent over the
(01:16):
wings which are like award winning, and he sent over
these other little bites that look like little steak tips
that were covered but I don't know what they were.
But he goes, try it. We just added them to
the menu, and I put in my mouth that ate it. It
was fantastic. So I'm chewing it. I'm eating it. I'm
not even thinking, like what is it? You know, and
he goes, what do you think it is? I'm like,
(01:36):
I don't know steak? He goes, nope, mushrooms. Yeah, they're
like a vegan option, but you know he gets them
from Australia. Wow, this guy is legit. I mean, this
guy is mad cool. So yeah, and then when we left,
he gave us a bag of little desserts for the movie.
The bread he brought in on Friday, the sweetbread. And
(01:59):
then I got the banana pudding.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh how is that?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh so good? Yeah, it's so good. But yeah, and
then we went to see Centers and we really liked it,
and you know how, you know, you know how I
know it was good. I'm a big movie guy. Jen's
not y. Yeah, and she was into it the whole time. Yeah. Funny.
So my wife is not really up on pop culture.
She doesn't pay attention to the news. That's one thing
(02:22):
I love about her, Like she doesn't really know anything.
She's like in her own world. She watches reality TV
like you. She watches Jersey Shore and all these shows.
But that's it. Yeah. But the movie started and it's
Michael B. Jordans so hot. There's two of them, yeah,
plays twins. Yeah. So, like twenty minutes into the movie
of them showing the two Michael B. Jordan's I said
(02:45):
to her, I go, you know, it's crazy about Michael B. Jordan.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Huh she thought there really twins? Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, she goes, what do you mean. I'm like, that's
one person. She well know they're twins. I know it's
Michael B. Jordan And she goes, who don't even know
who he was? I go, he's like the it guy.
He's like the most one of the sexiest guys in
Hollywood and she's like, hmmm, I had no idea, but
it's very it's very a vampire glory, but very good.
(03:13):
You should go see it this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Funny, so, my boyfriend were driving by a showcase on
Saturday and we kept saying, like, we want to go
see it. I said, you were going to see it tonight,
I mean, because it was that day. And he's like, whoa,
they're late to the game.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I go, we're late. They're going to see it before
we see it?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What is he talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I was like, we're gonna so we haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Wait. So I'm trying to think of where the smoke
shops are. Where's the closest.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
One to me?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Probably Wuburn, Oh, because it's none in the South Shore.
Well there's one in Boston. Ye're right, you're right, yeah,
because I was thinking you could do the same thing
that we did. You could go to a smoke shop. Okay,
Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell do you sneeze like
that in front of your boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I just see it in
front of yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Actually interesting, a little fun fact here, because this is recent.
My whole time I've been with my wife. I've been
with her for seventeen years. Yeah, okay, and she always
sneezed like this, like it's a little like a cute
little thing, and I always thought it was the cutest thing. Right. Recently,
she's just been doing what you've been doing, and I'm like, yo,
(04:26):
what are you doing? And she's like, what, that's how
you sneeze? I go, what happened to the que one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Far in front of each other?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I do in front of her. She doesn't really fart
in front of me, like openly, but she has on accident.
I don't care. She farts in her sleep. Yeah, and
it's not like a fart sound, it's a PLoP, it's
a yeah. But she has on accident, not like just
rip an ass. I try not to, but you know,
(04:53):
I eat a lot of protein, so oh, your freak, Yeah,
I'm sure maybe grows. Well. I was drinking. There was
a time when I was drinking egg whites.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
She told me she would divorce me. She was gonna
kick me out of the house if I did not
stop drinking the raw egg whites. The gas was horrendous,
but yeah, I said to her, go, what happened to
my cute little sneeze and she's like, that's how I sneeze.
I was just putting that on for you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
For seventeen years was a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I know, she was a trooper. She made it all
the way through. Now we uh yeah, we went Saturday
to the movies and then Sunday we she was doing
spring cleaning.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
She is a hoarder when it comes to clothes at
her mother. Yeah, she has no she has clothes like
it's actually sad. She has clothes from when I met her.
She has sweatpants because she's attached to these like lounge
pants that she had in the sober house that she
got cleaning and.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She cleaned for like eighteen years.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Correct. Yeah, so she has all the jeans all this,
and she does do some donations, but there's so much
and it's been like an issue with us. We fought
about it. I'm like, you need to let go. And
then and then she says to me the last time
we got into a big fight about it, and she says,
I go, why can't you let these go? There are
people in Guatemala. Yeah, there's a bin down the street.
(06:14):
They send the clothes to Guatemala. Let them go and
she's like, just lean. She got really emotional and she's like,
I just, I just I've lost everything so many times
that I just can't let go. Like I've had I've
had nothing many times in my life, and like I
just hold on to them. And I look at it
and I go, you've been clean for seventeen years your ass? No,
(06:34):
Like I get okay, first ten years, yeah, but after
ten years, come on, you can go buy new clothes.
You have the money. So it's a weird thing. But
she spent all day organizing and she made big donation
bags to send a Guatemala. So that's good.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Good.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, there's people that have nothing. No, I know, it's crazy.
So we put them in those big bins, which I
hope they get there.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I hope they get there too.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Do you put the clothes on the bins?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, like the like at the churches and stuff. You
just open it up and you put it in.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's a thing you pulled down
and put it back up. It's pretty cool. Anyway, how
was your rainy weekend? I saw you a lounging around
all day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Uh, it was good.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Friday, went to Chili's Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You Love You Love the Chains Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Went to that bash pro for the first time.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh did he get a hat?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, we didn't. He was looking for something. We didn't
get anything.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But that's like take your kids there for a fucking
where is it? Well one is Foxborow for me, but literally,
like there's an aquarium, there's like you can like do
fake like hunting shooting, Like there's like a turtle pond
like I think during the season you go to the
Cranberry bogs in the back.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I don't fucking know. All I know is it's like
Disney World for people that go outside.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, like everything that you could think of for fishing, hunting,
all that's there.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh, I'm sure he would like it. I wonder if
there's one in New Hampshire. There must be.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
My brother I didn't know. My mom told me my
brother was like ten minutes from there. He takes my
nieces there for.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like just to go just for fun. Yeah, that would
be good.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it's good. We have kids.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
We have Dixon near us, the House of Sport, but
it's not the same.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
This is like a legit experience.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, Then we went to Big Tony's for pizza in Providence.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I got Penny Alavaca pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No idea what that is?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I didn't know what it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Was either, Penny Alavaka. It's Penny Alavaca on pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know Penny alva idea, Penny alias just Penny
with the you know, with the vodka cream sauce. Oh so,
Penny pasta in the in the vodka sauce. Okay, on pizza. Okay,
you were saying it like.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Penny Alavaca pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, what do you carmelo soprano baby? Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Then yesterday we went, well, you just ate all weekend.
We got brunch at Toast Office, which old post office.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, oh really, your weekends are really full with just
just going out to eat.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's not all I did.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm sure there was some some some stuff going
on on the rainy day yesterday. Yes, God, I remember
those days. Yeah, I remember, I remember. Okay. I brought
this up recently to my wife. I remember our first
New Year's Eve together, Okay, two thousand and eight. New
Year's Eve two thousand and seven going to eight, and
(09:19):
we were at her mother's house. This is. I was
living in a rooming house, you know. So we're at
her mother her mother. Nonny went out. We're at her
mother's house. We got Chinese food, we watched movies, and
then we went into the bedroom and we got it
on in her mom's room, in her No, she lived
with her mom. Sorry sorry, sorry, she lived with her mom.
I lived in a rooming house. So we were at
her house. We got it on.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It had to have been five hours. Stay.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, it was not a not a not an official.
It was just a house that a guy rented rooms
five hours though, NonStop. Yeah, you know the early last time,
the early stages, no, no, no, I kept going after that.
Once you have kids, it all changes.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Well thankfully I don't have kids.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, you can live your life. But you know that's
that new. See I have this this very common in
the recovery world. And people get clean as they jump
right into a relationship, they move in. I mean, you know,
you're a lesbian for a year, you know what I mean? Like,
that's a lesbian thing too, don't.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
She was broken, she's a broken.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Right, But lesbians do that too, is they meet each other,
they move right in and they do that in the
recovery world. And the thing is that the honeymoon phase
is great, but it doesn't last. And when the thing
is can you get pack? Can you keep going when
it's over? You know? So that's why you don't make
any major moves, and we didn't. Luckily we did it
the right way. But especially when you have kids, then
(10:40):
you know, then it's like more of a it's still romantic,
but you don't have as much romanticism. It's more like, hey,
how you doing. Wham bam, thank you ma'am. You know,
cause you get kids.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm going to enjoy you're.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
In the honeymoon phase. Yeah, you're in. I'm sure multiple
times a day. I'm sure. Yeah, I know, I know.
I've been there. Man, it's great, you know what. Enjoy it? Yeah,
enjoy it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Anyways, so but we're going the game tonight. I'm so
sad you're not coming.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I know. I can't. I can't bail on the on
his Baseball thing show.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
To our our garden friends for inviting us. I'll be
going representing the morning show since you guys cannot attend.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Okay, don't embarrass the show.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
They love me.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Those are my girlies. Tricia Mackenzie Ortney, all of them.
They're great people.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
All right, Yeah, are you going to be in a sweet?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I haven't got the email for my tickets yet. I
don't know where the tickets are.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Would you rather be in a sweet? Or don and
Lowe's close to the court?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I mean the sweet.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
There's nothing like watching the game from a suite, but
playoff games are always fun in like the crowd because
it's really electric.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm just grateful to be in the building. I don't
know where my tickets are. I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But what if you're like.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Bleaches, I don't think that would be all the way
in the back. Pretty sure that won't be the case.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So I'm not awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's probably gonna be one of those two that you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Could do social and the good thing you have an
iPhone you can do pinch to zoom all the way
down and you can be like, is that Tatum or
is that Jalen Brown? Is that Jalen Brunson.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You know, it's so funny. This is the first like
work like privilege.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I think I've like exposed my boyfriend to and he's like, oh,
so I.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Just can pick you up.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I go, Yeah, I have a parking spot, so we're good.
He was like, you've a parking plug too. Shout out
to Todd by the way.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
We love Todd.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh wow, you're full of shot outs today. Anyone else
you want to shout out you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I want to shout you out.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Actually, I want to shout out to uh. I was
my final laser hair removal was supposed to be tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I had to cancel it because I look at I'm tan.
I'm mad, Tan. No, it can burn you. No, you can't.
You can't. You can't if you're like super tan, Are
you done? I'm gonna go back after summer, you know, yeah,
to be done with. But I can't help it. I'm out.
I'm out in my yard. I'm not gonna wear a
hoodie like eighty degrees. I can't do that with my
(12:57):
son's baseball game, sitting for three hours not doing it.
I tried my best. I did put on sunblock, but
I tan really easy. Yeah, I'm just way too tony. Yeah.
I hit up Zobe from Nurse Fiona and I'm like
she's like, yeah, no problem, she don't come in, did you?
I did, happy belated birthday. It was her birthday Friday.
It was a Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'll be
(13:19):
I'll be going at the end of the summer. But
it's beautiful. I like being hairless. Fun fact, though my
butt is not hairless.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh, I don't know if anyone needed that fun bath.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah. So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You're gonna go?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Well, my wife said something to me last night about it.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Some places do it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
No, I know, I know, did you lay.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Your hair on your ass?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I would do it? I would.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I mean, I don't know if Sam's gonna want.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
To do you as proven No, they won't do it.
There places that will do it. Yeaheah. You sign a
waiver because I got that sugar wax thing downe on
my my Brazilian that whole experience. Remember, I had to
sign the waiver that I wouldn't be a fucking pedophile creep.
And then like when it started and she started ripping
and I was screaming, so it was so painful and
I was so sick of it, and I was in
(14:01):
fucking hell. I said to the girl, who was very
attractive by the way, I go, you know that fucking
thing I signed that said I wouldn't do anything creepy.
She goes, yeah, I go, there is none of that
going on right now. It is the opposite of that,
and she goes, no, I know, but you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well, you know what's funny.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I used to have a friend that was an esthetician.
And when she first started out like in her like
you know, early twenties, she didn't realize that people like
make it a.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Thing like sexually you like it.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
So she would have a girl come in and the
boy would like, oh, can I come into and she'd
be like, oh, okay, sure, And then some of her
coworkers like, don't want that happen. It's like a sexual
because they're watching another female give their girlfriend a Brazilian
You don't.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Think that that's kind of sexual for some people.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Maybe you're watching her touch her vagina. Yeah, one time.
Oh I don't want to tell the story, but I'll
tell it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I just said I had a Harriet.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So one time I got.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
One right, and I went somewhere I all want one time,
and everyon went back.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It was in like Cambridge. It was like when.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Sugaring first became a thing, and there weren't many places
open that sugaring and there was like a group on
four to try it out whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
So I went and justin. I don't know what she did,
but I was very close.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
To having an orgastica. Oh it was, and this is
pre lesbian, Yes, yes it was.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It was like I was like feeling things. I didn't
know why I was feeling them, and I realized the
way she was waxing, she was kind of near, you know,
and she was just putting the right pressure.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
On the right places.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I was trying so hard to think about like un
sexual things like as I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Why do I feel this way?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So if you're listening and you've had this experience, please
ye have me make me feel better.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Wow? Was it you that was telling me about sinners
and the pleasing the woman there is? Yeah, there's a
whole thing on that.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, but you know I don't have any issues. No, No,
it was before you.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Had pre pre movie sex in the car?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, no, at home?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Where were the kids?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
They were downstairs?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh you figured it out the way.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, because yeah, after it's a nightmare because my son
wants to wait up, you know, he's one of those
he wants to wait up for us.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You get home.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So we got home like nine thirty, so he was up.
But we went out to dinner early, so we were
done early, so we had time to kill so we
took some of the leftover food back home.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh you went home before the movie.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, and then that's that goes back to what I
was saying earlier. When you have kids and stuff you got,
it's not far Tuscan Village.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
In Tuscan Village.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh so that's like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Now, not even five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Okay, so you went home, drop the stuff off, had
a quick.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
S I dropped ew bro, Wait did you have like
how long was it five minutes?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, you didn't have much time.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah it's yeah, because there's people in the house, you
got to like sneak around. I mean listen to people
that are listening to this right now. If you're married
and have kids, you know, yeah, you know it's not
like yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Hey, I will say having a dog around has not
been fun because he is very interested.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh do you lock him out? Well, this is okay,
put on a show for that fucking can.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
So you know I have a one bedroom, right, so
I have the one bedroom apartment and I have the
living area and the dog's in the living area. So
say we in the couch and we start making out
or whatever, I'll be like, let's go to my room.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
So go to my room. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Shut the door the other day, he literally put his
head in, like the door must not shut all the way,
and he like he's very curious, very curious.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
He tried to like jump on the bed or anything.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Uh, he tries to get like like yesterday morning, like
I was literally was like go like go, like he
just has no boundaries.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's curious. He's fixed though, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But I'm like, damn, what's like
having kids. I'm trying to get this dog to like
go away.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, he's probably curious because you're like his mother, So
he's probably like, what's my mother doing? Why is she
you know, why are her legs in the air. He's
probably just confused.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
But yeah, so it's my first time having a dog
and a significant other. So definitely, like, you know, that's
been interesting. Okay, because I used to say people talk
about the dog and I'm like, it's a fucking dog.
But now that I have a dog, I get it.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, Yeah, they're just curious. I think it's not you know,
it's not like he doesn't like try to interrupt. Right,
does he jump on the bed.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
No, he's not trying to like get in the Yeah,
but he does get trying to get in between us
on the couch sometimes.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh really, he wants to like snuggle in between us
because you're.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
His mom, so he likes better. Okay, not even you
know what that makes sense? All right, we'll have fun
at the Celtics game. Don't do anything embarrassing. Imbarrass well,
I don't like fight with people. Sometimes you get a
little testy. Well I'm gonna do with Pop Pop DJ
pop Dog is going. Well, you couldn't go, I know
none of us could go. Yeah, I'm busy lives. What
(19:19):
are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You know what? No kids club. That's why we can go.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You know what, You're right, Pop Dog doesn't have kids.
I don't think he's gonna have kids either.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
No, because it's no not to age anybody. But they're
into their their in their forties.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, I mean Jannet Jackson has a baby.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well you could, but I think after a certain time,
you kind of like.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I think pop Pop's career is his kids, his job.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, you know, he's just I think his wife is
cool with that. She seems to be. They're a cool couple.
She's a really sweet person.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
All right. Well, have fun with you knew besties tonight.
I'll missed you, all right, we'll get their recap tomorrow
and everything else that went on on tomorrow's show that
goes on. I should say bye bye.