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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, good morning, Meg, and welcome to the JB and
Sandy Show, coming to you from the beautiful iHeart Facilities
in the shadow of the three sixty Bridge on Lake Austin.
It's the semi popular JB and Sandy Show, although we're
gaining listeners more and more every single day. My name
(00:26):
is Sandy. This is j B. Hey, good morning, and
Tricia is here too.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You want to be a part of the show. Eight
four four three nine oh kvet eight four four three
nine oh five eight three eight. This is the telephone
number Tricia gets as started every day. Do you feel
the pressure of having the first thing that made you
laugh right at the very beginning, at the ungodly hour?
As a friend of mine used to call it the ugly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hour, ugly hour, that's just a bad number.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thanks. Do you feel the heat?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I do, because I feel like it kind of sets
the tone for this show, like if I have.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
A flop in the first break, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Don't let down, don't let us doAnd.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I feel like I got to do today.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Don't be afraid there is don't be afraid to ask
a question? What is it? But there's no stupid questions,
just oh don't be afraid to try, just be afraid
of the result or something. It was something AB used
to say that that when we had young interns and
it was sterid.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Don't don't be afraid to make mistakes, just be afraid
of the consequences terrifying.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Which is contradicting. It very much a bunch of interns
running around like they're on eggshells. Sorry, all right, what
made you laugh?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I used to be cool, but now I say things
like I hate too much cheese last night.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I just throughout the fact last week that like Americans
say they're obsessed with cheese and can't stop eating cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, and it's it's especially in Austin. It's the corn chip.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, my wife just blows up.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It just she can't eat them, but she also cannot
control her shows. If we go to a restaurant and
they put a basket of chips out there, and I'll
look at it, I go, You're not gonna like this
in fifteen minutes, it's worth it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Can I tell you how incredibly as a long time Austinite,
incredibly offended I am by any restaurant that has under
appetizers chips and salsa for seven ninety five. Oh yeah,
that's no free, not cool? No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, not frequent your establishment. Again, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Would you pay for it? No for chips and salsa,
No no, not here.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'll pay for the guac or the caso, but I'm
not paying for just chips and sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, there's probably a bunch of Mexican restaurants out there going.
I don't know who started this, but it's costing me money.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean, I think it like Chewie's and Hula Hut,
it's still you go over and just scoop it your
self served chips and sauce as much as you want.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think COVID may have killed that. I'm not sure
because I used to have recently. Oh you did at Chewies.
It used to be in the back end of.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That old shaddy right, the trunk was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah. I don't know if you still can or not,
but it should be free. I agree with one hundred percent.
It should be free. Just make that another JB and
Sandy law in Awesome Nights, Get up with JB and
Sandy How a mom handled a misspelled tattoo that's coming
up in just a second, and care, don't care. Good morning,
(03:27):
It's the JB and Sandy Show. I'm JB. I'm not JB.
I'm Sandy in getting Sleepless Night. I'm Sandy, right, I
am what you're saying? Okay, and you are I'm JB.
I'll think. Okay, let me check. And what's your name? Kat? Sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Your chicksy?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, this should be easier if I could talk, that's
for sure. Pretty good chance of some rain coming our
way today, but a high of ninety one and then
just in the eighties for the rest of the week,
which is hard to believe first week in June and
in Texas that there's hides are in the eighties. But
we'll take it. Let's do care. Characters has got three topics.
She'll throw them out. If we care, she'll tell us more.
If we don't care, we'll move along, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do you guys care? Don't care? To find out what?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Eighty two percent of pet owners say they pick their
pet over this next big item in their life.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The pet beats out the child. A relationship.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm interested. I'm a dog fanatic.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's a relationship. They would choose their pet over a relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
With a human being.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I would never have.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
His number one in their LifeWise, there are some sick
people I would I mean outside of course, my relationship
with my wife and daughter is most important.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But outside of those two, yeah, dogs are way up
there for me.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
These people were surveyed on dating apps. They're saying they
would like they choose their pets over potential dating partners.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'll tell you why I take a relationship with a
woman over a relationship with a dog, because I'll never
see the woman poop. Oh you know it goes well,
I'll poop and I will see the dog poop, and
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Somebody explained this to me, and this clicked with me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Do you think that the reason dogs like to come
into the bathroom with you when you're going to the
bathroom is because you're always standing there watching them go
to the bathroom and they just kind of think that.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So you're not alone?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do you guys care?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Don't care to find out what happened when a mom
went to get her son's name tattooed on her body.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, you kind of led to it's a misspelling.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I care he Uh, the son's name is Kevin, but
the tattoo artist mistakenly tattooed Kelvin on her body, and
so it would have been way too expensive to get
the tattoo fixed.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So they changed the kid's name to Kelvin. He was
too at the.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Change his name changed his name.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
He was two.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Wow. All right, Well, I'll tell you. If I'm getting
a tattoo, I am double checking some spell.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm gonna pay attention during the process.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I gotta think if you're going to open in a
business now that being in the tattoo removal, he got
good business to be in.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Expose yeh.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I My little teeny tiny, two minute, twenty five dollars
tattoo I got thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Would cost like one thousand dollars to get removed.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh, you looked into it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I looked into it because I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Out of one and what about a layaway plan?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, I'm gonna pay it out.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Finally, posting up with Jban Sandy ninety eight one Cavett
ninety eight one Cavet Your all time country Favorites with
JB and Sandy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Now JB Sandy Story We Love So the Paramount Theater
has been in Austin for one hundred and ten years.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I love the fact that we have a building that
that's old here, that it is so old here, and
in the nineteen thirties it was renovated. And when it
was renovated, a new ventilation system was installed underneath the
seats in the theater. And if you guys have been
in it, you'll notice that the seats slant forward towards
the stage. Well, what the people who work at the
(07:01):
Paramount Theater have discovered is that because the sleets seats
slept forward and there are holes for ventilation systems in
the floor, a bunch of people drop stuff over the
last one hundred and ten years and it has fallen
down into that ventilation crack and gone into a special
room underneath the theater. So basically they had room the
ventilation room. Basically they have a trash time capsule underneath
(07:25):
the paradou theater got wow, So somebody was sent down
like with the hazmat suit on to find what has
gotten stuck down there.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I bet there's some jewelry in there.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, I'll tell you some of the things They have
everything on display so you can go and look at
their junk time capsule.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
But some of the things that they posted that they found.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
A really really old popcorn bucket, like from eighty years ago.
Somebody clearly sitting there dropped it and it rolled down.
An old Max Factor makeup compact with some of the
makeup still in it, but it's like an old brass
container that they don't use anymore. A bunch of old
timey candy boxes.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Even a receipt.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
For dry cleaners from Capital Laundry that used to be
right down on sixth Street, I'm sorry, on Barton Springs Road,
and this guy got his shirt handwritten receipt, a handwritten racene.
He got his shirt clean for one dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh wow, how cool is that?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So it's this whole item.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Ticket stubs are in there, a Mister Gaddy's Pizza Place
cup is in there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So some of the newer stuff is there as well.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But they have a whole time capsule that they found
underneath this theater that spans back one hundred and years.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It sounds like a a trash time capsule.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, they were like, for sure, some of this stuff
we found not very glamorous and kind of gross.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, old rested out keys. But how cool is that?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
A Hershey's Kisses milk chocolate bar for ten cents the
wrapper from that interesting?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This is at the Paramount Theater.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
At the Paramount Theater, all right, that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is the story. We love.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Hid's Time for a JB and Sandy's Night Days of Summer.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Minute to ten ridiculously easy questions, sixty seconds on the clock,
and everybody wins. Let's meet today's contestant. All right, up
for grabs. Alabama is playing at the Whitewater Amphitheater this weekend.
If Dakota gets these ten questions right in sixty seconds,
(09:22):
and trust me, he should get them right because they're very,
very easy, we're going to give him those tickets. Here
we go. Are you ready to play, Dakota? Yes, sir,
I got sixty seconds on the clock, and here we go, Dakota.
Name a state with the letter X in it? Texas?
What did you use to call us? How many bases
(09:46):
are there in baseball? Three? True or false? In nineteen
sixty eight, the governor of Texas was Wavy Gravy, a
colony of what lives u the Congress Avenue Bridge bet
name a city within four hundred miles of Austin, Chicago.
(10:10):
Close enough off, I mean finish this sentence. The stars
at night are big and bright. Name away a diner
would prepare an egg? What street is between fifth and seventh?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
All right, Dakoda, We've got tickets for you to see Alabama. Okay,
they're playing this weekend at the Whitewater Amphitheater ninety eight
one kvet's your all time country favorites. It's the Jabi
and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy. This is j B. Hey,
you get more interests here. Hi, and hello to all
of you new listeners and those of you that listened
to us for all those years on another station. And
(10:54):
you know what, something we used to do on the
other station was one of my favorite things that we did,
and I'm starting to feel comfortable enough right now to
do being new on this station. We've only been here
for eight weeks. Is We used to do something called
free phones where people could just call in about whatever
they wanted, say hi, do whatever, just kind of check in.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, maybe you just found the show, like you said,
or maybe listened back in the day or something something
that you if you're a new listener, did you hear
something that resonated with you? And you're like, huh, I'm
gonna keep checking the show.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Out, Tricia, When you were a listener of the show,
did you like the free phone segment?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I did.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I never had the guts to call in. I don't
know why it made me nervous. You don't love the
random topics that came up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It shouldn't make you nervous. We are not going to
be rude to you or hang up on you and
make fun of you. Nothing like that, nothing but our style.
So let's try it. Maybe we'll get a few calls,
maybe we won't. Our number eight four four three nine, Oh, Cavet,
that's eight four four three nine oh five eight three
eight free phones coming up? About as Austin as it gets.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Say being Sandy ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Any one in Cavett's your all time country favorites. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. No correct answer in our
mystery Oldie Today. We'll give it another shot, coming up
at eight fifty this morning, So be listening our number
eight four four three And I know cavette Hi, who's
this Daniel? Daniel what's up, buddy? Yes, but did you
hear me? Yes, sir, got you loud? Good? Just driving
(12:21):
in where we work?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Are you a constable? Oh guess thank you? You got
someone pulled over right now?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, sir, but you are a constable? Correct, Yes, I'm
a deputy coffee.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do you have to give like divorce papers and stuff?
They're so cool as a constable, Daniel, what's the one?
You get it?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
And you're like, uh, well, I know that people have uh,
apartmentle complaces and other things, but when you have to
remove some body from a.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
House and.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Send them on their way, it's it's it's suious said
when we got kids and so forth.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But yeah, just falling on tough times. Yeah, those those
are tough sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, Well we sure appreciate you
doing the work that you do. It takes a special
person to do that kind of stuff. So our telephone
number eight for four three nine, okay, vets Chivy and
Sandy show. Hello, what's up?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I just want to tell y'all good morning and thank
y'all for being on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, thank you very s with you. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Darla?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, Darla, thank you very much. It's very nice of
you here, very well. Is that like your thing you
call people up and be nice to them in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's great.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Well, you know I would say that, but that's not
right because I really do like y'all and I'm glad
y'all are here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well, Thank you, Thanks darling.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
You're very real welcome, and I hope y'all have a wonderful,
wonderful day.
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You too, well.
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Bye bye.
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Ninety eight one cavet your all time country favorites. Shout
out to Becky Read Yes, Becky, Becky who misses the ode.
We're bringing it back today. Thank you very much for
the DM. It was great for my ego to know
that you love my odes. It's a JB and Sandy.
I'm Sandy. JB's over here. Hello. Tricia is here too, Marty,
and we're mad at a rich guy.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
This is I mean, tell me your thoughts, like your
honest thoughts. This guy is upset. He went to f
one weekend at Circuit of the America's and his watch
was stolen. He's suing Circuit of the Americas for negligence
and security what his watch has a value of seven
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Whoa it is?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think I'm pronouncing this story, but it's a rishard meal.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What it sounds like something I can.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
For Lebron James edition that he paid four hundred thousand
dollars for. They say he claims it has increased to
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's okay. So before I decide if I'm mad at
me or not, I need to know. Do we know
how it was stolen? Yes, it's out of all locked
very Yes, they.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Know how it was stolen, and it was a very
organized scheme because it happened to another woman on f
one weekend wearing the same brand of watch. Okay, so
they knew what they were looking for, but how is
it stolen? They they claimed that both had the same story.
They were there was people wearing red bull attire, which
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is half the crowd right right, and a woman fell
down in front of him and he went to help her,
and someone lifted the watch. Well that is America's followed
that exactly, not to mention you're wearing nearly a million
dollar watch, going look at me, look at me, look
(15:43):
at me.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Guess what they looked at you? Yeah. Yeah. They always
say when you're traveling.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You know, don't wear your your blinging jewelry right.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
In certain cities, don't wear jewelry at all. I went
to Colombia and they were telling me their tobogata. They
were like, do not have any jewelry on. Do not
have your phone out at any point because people will
just snatch it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know, My daughter loves to travel.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
She's twenty four years old now, and she took a
couple of trips overseas in the last couple of years,
and I always tell her, I go. I said, if
anyone is talking to you or or distracting you for
no reason, grab your things. That's what they're doing. They
will bump you, they will, they will create chaos around you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
If it's someone's just unusually for no reason talking to you,
just just clutch whatever you Your value is your valuables.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I held the same belief system if a really really
hot girl talks to me. Sandybun ninety eight one ninety one,
cave at your all time country favorites. It's the JBI
and Sandy Show. What a huge day for Texas Softball
and Strike Away and the Texas Longhorns sweep a semi
(16:58):
final doubleheader to come.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Out of the loser's bucket two advance to the Championship series.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Longhorns go into the championship and they're taking on Texas
Tech lying the right field alread there, Texas Tech and
Texas are set for a rematch. The Red Raiders and
the Longhorns survive one of the wildest days in World
(17:31):
Series history. I had it on all day yesterday watching
the ball games, and one. Softball is great because it
moves so much faster than baseball. I mean it just
there's not so many delays and guys grabbing their crotches
and spinning and all the things, and meeting at.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
The many meetings.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
There's many meetings and softball.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, the girls just get after it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And so the Longhorns won two games yesterday against Tennessee
and then Tech win two games and they're now in
a rematch for the college Softball Championship. Rematch and we
won that last year. Yes, yeah, Texas is defending their title.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
That man, Okay, I bleed orange. But honest to guys, like,
imagine this, You're having a company softball game. There's two
women in the office, both played softball in college. One
went to Texas, one went to Tech. What are you
picking Tech? She's more fun. Yeah, never met a girl
from Texas Tech.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I didn't like that. Didn't have a Miller light in
her hand. Exactly, Sorry, wrong button, I'll stop that. Sorry,
wrong button. I meant to this. One was a show
on Facebook at ninety eight one caveat's your all time
country favorites. Hello, it's the JB and Sandy Show. And
I am ready to write an ode. All I need
(18:51):
is some kind of inspiration and I will write it
in one song. All right, what do you got for me? JB? Anything?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
You know? All these years of doing this, I can't
believe this hasn't come up before. In honor of Willie
Nelson putting out yet another.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Record ninth seventy ninth, Wow, God of solo record solo,
He's got the ton other collaborations. How about O do Willie?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We've never done that, okay, we I mean yeah, it's
a one man act.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's only room on this poet stage for one. It's funny.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
You guys should see him when he's writing the poem
with his quill on his scroll. If you if you
try to look at his paper. You know that smart
kid who would cover their paper when he does, he
won't even let you look at it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
And he doesn't let JB and I talk while he's
writing it. We have to be quiet and like incense
for him.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Do you think Picasso let people look at his paintings
before he was done? Maybe no, no, no, Masters. We
keep our work private and then we share it with
the public. We share it with the unwashed.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
J and I.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
The old Willie is coming up about as Austin as
he gets. JAB and Sandy on ninety eight one, My
ode is done, an ode to Willie Nelson. Willy put
out a new record, came out on Friday, his seventy
ninth solo album. Let's think about how much music that
is over the course of the years. That's just the
solo work. Yeah, that s that's over into the hundreds
(20:23):
if you can, if you count stuff he did with
other people, Yeah, which is amazing. And JB. You pointed
out all these years of doing the ode, never done
one to Willie. I can't believe it's never come up.
It's kind of sad.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
So I throw if you're new to this, Sandy's a
speed poet poet rapping, and I throw out a suggestion
to him to try to stump him sometimes, and he
will write the entire poem during one song.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Which I've done, and I'm now ready to perform my ode.
This is free of charge. By the way, all these
years we've never done Ode to Willy. Hard to believe.
Ode Willie by Sam Oh, Willie, you braided old Wizard
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of Twang with your red bandana and that guitar you bang.
He's older than dirt, or so folks claim, but he
still remembers every chord and every name. While most men
his age need naps by noon, Willy's out there singing
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under the moon.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know how he does in a fleet.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Willy has survived bad deals, taxes, and trends. Somehow he's
out there making brand new friends. Of course, the years
keep counting by, but Willy won't care. He just ties
up his braids, getting his bus and goes somewhere. Kids
(21:56):
learn on the road again before they can walk, and
grandpa's and pickups blast it while they talk. There's more
big finish here. Long live the braids, Long live the bong,
Long live the man who wears a thong. That'll work.
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Ninety eight one k bets your all time country favorites.
Take your clothes, no reason, your nigas season. He's nice.
When Bruce was in town, I had him cut that
for me. It's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Hit it out.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It was super easy, Like, hey, boss, we I wrote
this down. Would you sing this? And he didn't get political.
Huh no, as I do, don't have time, probably nonsense.
Just seeing this for me, He's like, all right, bro,
I owe you one. So he did owe me one
for a long time ago, long time ago.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
All right, we're going to head over to the land
of Florida where the naked guy was a bunch of
employees had to call the police because a guy was
standing out side their door with his pants down. And
when I say pants, I mean multiple pairs of pants.
He was wearing three pairs of pants all at once
and had all three pairs pulled down to his ankles.
When the cops showed up, he tried to cover himself
(23:14):
up simply by pulling his hoodie down farther instead of
pulling any one of the pairs of pants he had
on up.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
So please arrest him.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
They're going through his things and in his packpack that
he was wearing, they found a container with a live.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Fish in it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
He said that his fish's name was Baja Blast, which
is one of the names of the drinks at Taco Bell.
So Baja Blast went to the Humane Society and half
naked guy went to jail.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh. I always feel for the police officer that shows
up on that call and you got back right, what
do you get? You got a glove up and just
puts pants on, Please pull them up.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
In this case, to pull his shirt down probably bites too.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Hosting Up with jbansaid on ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Ninety one cavets your all time country favorites. It's the
JB and Sandy Show, and he's getting ready to come
in next, so stick around. But before we do that,
we uh, we like to recap the show a little
bit with some of the things we learned Tod.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We learned that Dakota was our winner for a Minute
to Win It contest. He called in.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
He was tasked with answering ten super easy questions in
sixty seconds. But just to show you how easy it
is to win, he even got one of the answers
wrong and he still gave him tickets.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
The coda struggled just a little bit the geography. One, Yeah,
name a city within four hundred miles of bustin Chicago,
close enough.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Thanks for pressure.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
When you're you're in the hot seat playing the game. Yeah,
and you got that little ticker going in your it's
you can't think straight.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I geographically challenged too, So it's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We've got more Alabama tickets tomorrow. Call us about seven
oh five tomorrow at eight four four three nine, okave,
but if you would like to win those? What else?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Another thing we learned today is our phones were on
fire today, you guys people calling in.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I love that. I feel like this is We've been
on the air here at KVET for eight weeks and
I feel like we finally broke through with our listeners,
like it's cool to call. We're actually here in the
studio in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
We're live doing the show, local show, right and kind
of a lost thing.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Right, no kidding, but we're here and we love hearing
from you. So yeah, shot the number down, say it
in your phone eight four four three nine, oh Kavett,
and we'll take more calls. Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, call in when we ask you to call in,
but also just calling to say, hey, what's up, tell
us that you might want to talk about our comment
on this show. And finally, Texas Sports, we're on fire
right now, aren't.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We got the ladies softball team in the College World Series.
Take it on Texas Tech. That's got to be some
ugly households. There's got to be some Longhorns and Tech
under the same roof. We got the better of that
deal last year. It's a big rematch. And then we've
got the guys playing this weekend at the Dish against Oregon.
If they win two out of three, they go to
(26:04):
Omaha for the College World Series. And tomorrow night the
Spurs play tomorrow against the New York Knicks in the
NBA Finals.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Great, I just saw a video what is his name?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Wimby, Wimby, Victor Wimmen and Yaya seven foot four.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
There's a video that's spreading obviously in San Antonio, just
going into an HB and buying some groceries.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I have not missed that guy. How do you not
have someone do that for you? Wimby?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Hey, and he's wearing a Spurs shirt on top of
it and people were just stopped. He was very accommodating
people taking photos with you, and he had a.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Duck to get out the door with the big sliding doors.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My guys, good guy. Yeah. Anything else, Nope, that's what
we learned. Have a great day everyone, We'll do it
again tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out with us. Angie's Maya
City with Whoops. Angie is in next
Okay, good morning, Meg, and welcome to the JB and
Sandy Show, coming to you from the beautiful iHeart Facilities
in the shadow of the three sixty Bridge on Lake Austin.
It's the semi popular JB and Sandy Show, although we're
gaining listeners more and more every single day. My name
(00:26):
is Sandy. This is j B. Hey, good morning, and
Tricia is here too.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You want to be a part of the show. Eight
four four three nine oh kvet eight four four three
nine oh five eight three eight. This is the telephone
number Tricia gets as started every day. Do you feel
the pressure of having the first thing that made you
laugh right at the very beginning, at the ungodly hour?
As a friend of mine used to call it the ugly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hour, ugly hour, that's just a bad number.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thanks. Do you feel the heat?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I do, because I feel like it kind of sets
the tone for this show, like if I have.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
A flop in the first break, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Don't let down, don't let us doAnd.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I feel like I got to do today.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Don't be afraid there is don't be afraid to ask
a question? What is it? But there's no stupid questions,
just oh don't be afraid to try, just be afraid
of the result or something. It was something AB used
to say that that when we had young interns and
it was sterid.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Don't don't be afraid to make mistakes, just be afraid
of the consequences terrifying.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Which is contradicting. It very much a bunch of interns
running around like they're on eggshells. Sorry, all right, what
made you laugh?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I used to be cool, but now I say things
like I hate too much cheese last night.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I just throughout the fact last week that like Americans
say they're obsessed with cheese and can't stop eating cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, and it's it's especially in Austin. It's the corn chip.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, my wife just blows up.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It just she can't eat them, but she also cannot
control her shows. If we go to a restaurant and
they put a basket of chips out there, and I'll
look at it, I go, You're not gonna like this
in fifteen minutes, it's worth it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Can I tell you how incredibly as a long time Austinite,
incredibly offended I am by any restaurant that has under
appetizers chips and salsa for seven ninety five. Oh yeah,
that's no free, not cool? No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, not frequent your establishment. Again, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Would you pay for it? No for chips and salsa,
No no, not here.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'll pay for the guac or the caso, but I'm
not paying for just chips and sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, there's probably a bunch of Mexican restaurants out there going.
I don't know who started this, but it's costing me money.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean, I think it like Chewie's and Hula Hut,
it's still you go over and just scoop it your
self served chips and sauce as much as you want.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think COVID may have killed that. I'm not sure
because I used to have recently. Oh you did at Chewies.
It used to be in the back end of.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That old shaddy right, the trunk was cool.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah. I don't know if you still can or not,
but it should be free. I agree with one hundred percent.
It should be free. Just make that another JB and
Sandy law in Awesome Nights, Get up with JB and
Sandy How a mom handled a misspelled tattoo that's coming
up in just a second, and care, don't care. Good morning,
(03:27):
It's the JB and Sandy Show. I'm JB. I'm not JB.
I'm Sandy in getting Sleepless Night. I'm Sandy, right, I
am what you're saying? Okay, and you are I'm JB.
I'll think. Okay, let me check. And what's your name? Kat? Sweetheart?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Your chicksy?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, this should be easier if I could talk, that's
for sure. Pretty good chance of some rain coming our
way today, but a high of ninety one and then
just in the eighties for the rest of the week,
which is hard to believe first week in June and
in Texas that there's hides are in the eighties. But
we'll take it. Let's do care. Characters has got three topics.
She'll throw them out. If we care, she'll tell us more.
If we don't care, we'll move along, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do you guys care? Don't care? To find out what?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Eighty two percent of pet owners say they pick their
pet over this next big item in their life.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The pet beats out the child. A relationship.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, I'm interested. I'm a dog fanatic.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's a relationship. They would choose their pet over a relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
With a human being.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I would never have.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
His number one in their LifeWise, there are some sick
people I would I mean outside of course, my relationship
with my wife and daughter is most important.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But outside of those two, yeah, dogs are way up
there for me.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
These people were surveyed on dating apps. They're saying they
would like they choose their pets over potential dating partners.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'll tell you why I take a relationship with a
woman over a relationship with a dog, because I'll never
see the woman poop. Oh you know it goes well,
I'll poop and I will see the dog poop, and
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Somebody explained this to me, and this clicked with me.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Do you think that the reason dogs like to come
into the bathroom with you when you're going to the
bathroom is because you're always standing there watching them go
to the bathroom and they just kind of think that.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So you're not alone?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Do you guys care?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Don't care to find out what happened when a mom
went to get her son's name tattooed on her body.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, you kind of led to it's a misspelling.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I care he Uh, the son's name is Kevin, but
the tattoo artist mistakenly tattooed Kelvin on her body, and
so it would have been way too expensive to get
the tattoo fixed.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So they changed the kid's name to Kelvin. He was
too at the.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Change his name changed his name.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
He was two.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Wow. All right, Well, I'll tell you. If I'm getting
a tattoo, I am double checking some spell.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm gonna pay attention during the process.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I gotta think if you're going to open in a
business now that being in the tattoo removal, he got
good business to be in.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Expose yeh.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I My little teeny tiny, two minute, twenty five dollars
tattoo I got thirty years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Would cost like one thousand dollars to get removed.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh, you looked into it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I looked into it because I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Out of one and what about a layaway plan?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Right, I'm gonna pay it out.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Finally, posting up with Jban Sandy ninety eight one Cavett
ninety eight one Cavet Your all time country Favorites with
JB and Sandy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Now JB Sandy Story We Love So the Paramount Theater
has been in Austin for one hundred and ten years.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I love the fact that we have a building that
that's old here, that it is so old here, and
in the nineteen thirties it was renovated. And when it
was renovated, a new ventilation system was installed underneath the
seats in the theater. And if you guys have been
in it, you'll notice that the seats slant forward towards
the stage. Well, what the people who work at the
(07:01):
Paramount Theater have discovered is that because the sleets seats
slept forward and there are holes for ventilation systems in
the floor, a bunch of people drop stuff over the
last one hundred and ten years and it has fallen
down into that ventilation crack and gone into a special
room underneath the theater. So basically they had room the
ventilation room. Basically they have a trash time capsule underneath
(07:25):
the paradou theater got wow, So somebody was sent down
like with the hazmat suit on to find what has
gotten stuck down there.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I bet there's some jewelry in there.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, I'll tell you some of the things They have
everything on display so you can go and look at
their junk time capsule.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
But some of the things that they posted that they found.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
A really really old popcorn bucket, like from eighty years ago.
Somebody clearly sitting there dropped it and it rolled down.
An old Max Factor makeup compact with some of the
makeup still in it, but it's like an old brass
container that they don't use anymore. A bunch of old
timey candy boxes.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Even a receipt.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
For dry cleaners from Capital Laundry that used to be
right down on sixth Street, I'm sorry, on Barton Springs Road,
and this guy got his shirt handwritten receipt, a handwritten racene.
He got his shirt clean for one dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Oh wow, how cool is that?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So it's this whole item.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Ticket stubs are in there, a Mister Gaddy's Pizza Place
cup is in there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So some of the newer stuff is there as well.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But they have a whole time capsule that they found
underneath this theater that spans back one hundred and years.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It sounds like a a trash time capsule.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, they were like, for sure, some of this stuff
we found not very glamorous and kind of gross.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, old rested out keys. But how cool is that?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
A Hershey's Kisses milk chocolate bar for ten cents the
wrapper from that interesting?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
This is at the Paramount Theater.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
At the Paramount Theater, all right, that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is the story. We love.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Hid's Time for a JB and Sandy's Night Days of Summer.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Minute to ten ridiculously easy questions, sixty seconds on the clock,
and everybody wins. Let's meet today's contestant. All right, up
for grabs. Alabama is playing at the Whitewater Amphitheater this weekend.
If Dakota gets these ten questions right in sixty seconds,
(09:22):
and trust me, he should get them right because they're very,
very easy, we're going to give him those tickets. Here
we go. Are you ready to play, Dakota? Yes, sir,
I got sixty seconds on the clock, and here we go, Dakota.
Name a state with the letter X in it? Texas?
What did you use to call us? How many bases
(09:46):
are there in baseball? Three? True or false? In nineteen
sixty eight, the governor of Texas was Wavy Gravy, a
colony of what lives u the Congress Avenue Bridge bet
name a city within four hundred miles of Austin, Chicago.
(10:10):
Close enough off, I mean finish this sentence. The stars
at night are big and bright. Name away a diner
would prepare an egg? What street is between fifth and seventh?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
All right, Dakoda, We've got tickets for you to see Alabama. Okay,
they're playing this weekend at the Whitewater Amphitheater ninety eight
one kvet's your all time country favorites. It's the Jabi
and Sandy Show. My name is Sandy. This is j B. Hey,
you get more interests here. Hi, and hello to all
of you new listeners and those of you that listened
to us for all those years on another station. And
(10:54):
you know what, something we used to do on the
other station was one of my favorite things that we did,
and I'm starting to feel comfortable enough right now to
do being new on this station. We've only been here
for eight weeks. Is We used to do something called
free phones where people could just call in about whatever
they wanted, say hi, do whatever, just kind of check in.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, maybe you just found the show, like you said,
or maybe listened back in the day or something something
that you if you're a new listener, did you hear
something that resonated with you? And you're like, huh, I'm
gonna keep checking the show.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Out, Tricia, When you were a listener of the show,
did you like the free phone segment?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I did.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I never had the guts to call in. I don't
know why it made me nervous. You don't love the
random topics that came up.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It shouldn't make you nervous. We are not going to
be rude to you or hang up on you and
make fun of you. Nothing like that, nothing but our style.
So let's try it. Maybe we'll get a few calls,
maybe we won't. Our number eight four four three nine, Oh, Cavet,
that's eight four four three nine oh five eight three
eight free phones coming up? About as Austin as it gets.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Say being Sandy ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Any one in Cavett's your all time country favorites. It's
the JB and Sandy Show. No correct answer in our
mystery Oldie Today. We'll give it another shot, coming up
at eight fifty this morning, So be listening our number
eight four four three And I know cavette Hi, who's
this Daniel? Daniel what's up, buddy? Yes, but did you
hear me? Yes, sir, got you loud? Good? Just driving
(12:21):
in where we work?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Are you a constable? Oh guess thank you? You got
someone pulled over right now?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, sir, but you are a constable? Correct, Yes, I'm
a deputy coffee.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do you have to give like divorce papers and stuff?
They're so cool as a constable, Daniel, what's the one?
You get it?
Speaker 5 (12:50):
And you're like, uh, well, I know that people have uh,
apartmentle complaces and other things, but when you have to
remove some body from a.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
House and.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Send them on their way, it's it's it's suious said
when we got kids and so forth.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But yeah, just falling on tough times. Yeah, those those
are tough sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, Well we sure appreciate you
doing the work that you do. It takes a special
person to do that kind of stuff. So our telephone
number eight for four three nine, okay, vets Chivy and
Sandy show. Hello, what's up?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I just want to tell y'all good morning and thank
y'all for being on the show.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, thank you very s with you. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Darla?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, Darla, thank you very much. It's very nice of
you here, very well. Is that like your thing you
call people up and be nice to them in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's great.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Well, you know I would say that, but that's not
right because I really do like y'all and I'm glad
y'all are here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well, Thank you, Thanks darling.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
You're very real welcome, and I hope y'all have a wonderful,
wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You too, well.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Ninety eight one cavet your all time country favorites. Shout
out to Becky Read Yes, Becky, Becky who misses the ode.
We're bringing it back today. Thank you very much for
the DM. It was great for my ego to know
that you love my odes. It's a JB and Sandy.
I'm Sandy. JB's over here. Hello. Tricia is here too, Marty,
and we're mad at a rich guy.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
This is I mean, tell me your thoughts, like your
honest thoughts. This guy is upset. He went to f
one weekend at Circuit of the America's and his watch
was stolen. He's suing Circuit of the Americas for negligence
and security what his watch has a value of seven
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Whoa it is?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think I'm pronouncing this story, but it's a rishard meal.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What it sounds like something I can.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
For Lebron James edition that he paid four hundred thousand
dollars for. They say he claims it has increased to
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's okay. So before I decide if I'm mad at
me or not, I need to know. Do we know
how it was stolen? Yes, it's out of all locked
very Yes, they.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Know how it was stolen, and it was a very
organized scheme because it happened to another woman on f
one weekend wearing the same brand of watch. Okay, so
they knew what they were looking for, but how is
it stolen? They they claimed that both had the same story.
They were there was people wearing red bull attire, which
(15:21):
is half the crowd right right, and a woman fell
down in front of him and he went to help her,
and someone lifted the watch. Well that is America's followed
that exactly, not to mention you're wearing nearly a million
dollar watch, going look at me, look at me, look
(15:43):
at me.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Guess what they looked at you? Yeah. Yeah. They always
say when you're traveling.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
You know, don't wear your your blinging jewelry right.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
In certain cities, don't wear jewelry at all. I went
to Colombia and they were telling me their tobogata. They
were like, do not have any jewelry on. Do not
have your phone out at any point because people will
just snatch it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know, My daughter loves to travel.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
She's twenty four years old now, and she took a
couple of trips overseas in the last couple of years,
and I always tell her, I go. I said, if
anyone is talking to you or or distracting you for
no reason, grab your things. That's what they're doing. They
will bump you, they will, they will create chaos around you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
If it's someone's just unusually for no reason talking to you,
just just clutch whatever you Your value is your valuables.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I held the same belief system if a really really
hot girl talks to me. Sandybun ninety eight one ninety one,
cave at your all time country favorites. It's the JBI
and Sandy Show. What a huge day for Texas Softball
and Strike Away and the Texas Longhorns sweep a semi
(16:58):
final doubleheader to come.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Out of the loser's bucket two advance to the Championship series.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Longhorns go into the championship and they're taking on Texas
Tech lying the right field alread there, Texas Tech and
Texas are set for a rematch. The Red Raiders and
the Longhorns survive one of the wildest days in World
(17:31):
Series history. I had it on all day yesterday watching
the ball games, and one. Softball is great because it
moves so much faster than baseball. I mean it just
there's not so many delays and guys grabbing their crotches
and spinning and all the things, and meeting at.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
The many meetings.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
There's many meetings and softball.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, the girls just get after it.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And so the Longhorns won two games yesterday against Tennessee
and then Tech win two games and they're now in
a rematch for the college Softball Championship. Rematch and we
won that last year. Yes, yeah, Texas is defending their title.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
That man, Okay, I bleed orange. But honest to guys, like,
imagine this, You're having a company softball game. There's two
women in the office, both played softball in college. One
went to Texas, one went to Tech. What are you
picking Tech? She's more fun. Yeah, never met a girl
from Texas Tech.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I didn't like that. Didn't have a Miller light in
her hand. Exactly, Sorry, wrong button, I'll stop that. Sorry,
wrong button. I meant to this. One was a show
on Facebook at ninety eight one caveat's your all time
country favorites. Hello, it's the JB and Sandy Show. And
I am ready to write an ode. All I need
(18:51):
is some kind of inspiration and I will write it
in one song. All right, what do you got for me? JB? Anything?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
You know? All these years of doing this, I can't
believe this hasn't come up before. In honor of Willie
Nelson putting out yet another.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Record ninth seventy ninth, Wow, God of solo record solo,
He's got the ton other collaborations. How about O do Willie?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We've never done that, okay, we I mean yeah, it's
a one man act.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's only room on this poet stage for one. It's funny.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
You guys should see him when he's writing the poem
with his quill on his scroll. If you if you
try to look at his paper. You know that smart
kid who would cover their paper when he does, he
won't even let you look at it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
And he doesn't let JB and I talk while he's
writing it. We have to be quiet and like incense
for him.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Do you think Picasso let people look at his paintings
before he was done? Maybe no, no, no, Masters. We
keep our work private and then we share it with
the public. We share it with the unwashed.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
J and I.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
The old Willie is coming up about as Austin as
he gets. JAB and Sandy on ninety eight one, My
ode is done, an ode to Willie Nelson. Willy put
out a new record, came out on Friday, his seventy
ninth solo album. Let's think about how much music that
is over the course of the years. That's just the
solo work. Yeah, that s that's over into the hundreds
(20:23):
if you can, if you count stuff he did with
other people, Yeah, which is amazing. And JB. You pointed
out all these years of doing the ode, never done
one to Willie. I can't believe it's never come up.
It's kind of sad.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
So I throw if you're new to this, Sandy's a
speed poet poet rapping, and I throw out a suggestion
to him to try to stump him sometimes, and he
will write the entire poem during one song.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Which I've done, and I'm now ready to perform my ode.
This is free of charge. By the way, all these
years we've never done Ode to Willy. Hard to believe.
Ode Willie by Sam Oh, Willie, you braided old Wizard
(21:07):
of Twang with your red bandana and that guitar you bang.
He's older than dirt, or so folks claim, but he
still remembers every chord and every name. While most men
his age need naps by noon, Willy's out there singing
(21:31):
under the moon.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I don't know how he does in a fleet.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Willy has survived bad deals, taxes, and trends. Somehow he's
out there making brand new friends. Of course, the years
keep counting by, but Willy won't care. He just ties
up his braids, getting his bus and goes somewhere. Kids
(21:56):
learn on the road again before they can walk, and
grandpa's and pickups blast it while they talk. There's more
big finish here. Long live the braids, Long live the bong,
Long live the man who wears a thong. That'll work.
(22:20):
Ninety eight one k bets your all time country favorites.
Take your clothes, no reason, your nigas season. He's nice.
When Bruce was in town, I had him cut that
for me. It's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Hit it out.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It was super easy, Like, hey, boss, we I wrote
this down. Would you sing this? And he didn't get political.
Huh no, as I do, don't have time, probably nonsense.
Just seeing this for me, He's like, all right, bro,
I owe you one. So he did owe me one
for a long time ago, long time ago.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
All right, we're going to head over to the land
of Florida where the naked guy was a bunch of
employees had to call the police because a guy was
standing out side their door with his pants down. And
when I say pants, I mean multiple pairs of pants.
He was wearing three pairs of pants all at once
and had all three pairs pulled down to his ankles.
When the cops showed up, he tried to cover himself
(23:14):
up simply by pulling his hoodie down farther instead of
pulling any one of the pairs of pants he had
on up.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
So please arrest him.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
They're going through his things and in his packpack that
he was wearing, they found a container with a live.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Fish in it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
He said that his fish's name was Baja Blast, which
is one of the names of the drinks at Taco Bell.
So Baja Blast went to the Humane Society and half
naked guy went to jail.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh. I always feel for the police officer that shows
up on that call and you got back right, what
do you get? You got a glove up and just
puts pants on, Please pull them up.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
In this case, to pull his shirt down probably bites too.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Hosting Up with jbansaid on ninety eight one caveat.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Ninety one cavets your all time country favorites. It's the
JB and Sandy Show, and he's getting ready to come
in next, so stick around. But before we do that,
we uh, we like to recap the show a little
bit with some of the things we learned Tod.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We learned that Dakota was our winner for a Minute
to Win It contest. He called in.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
He was tasked with answering ten super easy questions in
sixty seconds. But just to show you how easy it
is to win, he even got one of the answers
wrong and he still gave him tickets.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
The coda struggled just a little bit the geography. One, Yeah,
name a city within four hundred miles of bustin Chicago,
close enough.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Thanks for pressure.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
When you're you're in the hot seat playing the game. Yeah,
and you got that little ticker going in your it's
you can't think straight.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I geographically challenged too, So it's okay.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We've got more Alabama tickets tomorrow. Call us about seven
oh five tomorrow at eight four four three nine, okave,
but if you would like to win those? What else?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Another thing we learned today is our phones were on
fire today, you guys people calling in.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I love that. I feel like this is We've been
on the air here at KVET for eight weeks and
I feel like we finally broke through with our listeners,
like it's cool to call. We're actually here in the
studio in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
We're live doing the show, local show, right and kind
of a lost thing.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Right, no kidding, but we're here and we love hearing
from you. So yeah, shot the number down, say it
in your phone eight four four three nine, oh Kavett,
and we'll take more calls. Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, call in when we ask you to call in,
but also just calling to say, hey, what's up, tell
us that you might want to talk about our comment
on this show. And finally, Texas Sports, we're on fire
right now, aren't.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We got the ladies softball team in the College World Series.
Take it on Texas Tech. That's got to be some
ugly households. There's got to be some Longhorns and Tech
under the same roof. We got the better of that
deal last year. It's a big rematch. And then we've
got the guys playing this weekend at the Dish against Oregon.
If they win two out of three, they go to
(26:04):
Omaha for the College World Series. And tomorrow night the
Spurs play tomorrow against the New York Knicks in the
NBA Finals.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Great, I just saw a video what is his name?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Wimby, Wimby, Victor Wimmen and Yaya seven foot four.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
There's a video that's spreading obviously in San Antonio, just
going into an HB and buying some groceries.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I have not missed that guy. How do you not
have someone do that for you? Wimby?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Hey, and he's wearing a Spurs shirt on top of
it and people were just stopped. He was very accommodating
people taking photos with you, and he had a.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Duck to get out the door with the big sliding doors.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My guys, good guy. Yeah. Anything else, Nope, that's what
we learned. Have a great day everyone, We'll do it
again tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out with us. Angie's Maya
City with Whoops. Angie is in next
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