Eyebrows are the worst.

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Episode Transcript

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Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the John Jay and Rich
radio program. Okay, Nick,where you start the podcast? Now you
guys ready, call you ready?What are you watching a video of?
So in dancing? Weird social media? I know, don't fall for it.

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Peyton's this thing you put in youryour email. Is it possible for
the taste of fabric softener to getinto my bottled water? Yeah? Is
it? What happened? So,in the back of Kadem's car, we
have like a bunch of bottle likecases of water, like a ton,
like literally like ten cases of waterback there. But we also have like
four big things Costco size of fabricsoftener, And we brought one of the

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cases in and put it in thefridge and like grab the water, and
it literally tastes like fabric softener,literally like how fabric tall softener smells.
It tastes like that in my waterbottle. That's weird because the car smell
that way too, Like when youget in the car, it smells like
fabric stepth I don't know if itdoes. I didn't take It's Kadeem's car,
so I don't really go in there, but I know it was in
his trunk. Is he trying tokill you? He might be drinks fabric

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softaf Is it bad for you?But think how hot it is outside,
and you know, like you alwayshear like the bad stuff's about plastics and
stuff. So I feel like itis possible for the fumes from the fabric
softener to sit on the plastic ofthe water bottles and sweep in. Maybe
I never realized the saunny water no, because that tastes like fabric soft.
They tell you not to leave yourwater bottles in the car like that,

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so that if it was just ifit was opened, that it gets the
bacteria. You know. It's funny. I know about water bottles and the
plastic because of Kim Kardashian. Shedid a whole thing on it. So
you have cases of water in yourboyfriend's trunk and you just leave it there
for days. Had one hundred somethingdegrees. We live on the second floor.
It's a really long walk, right, but you're still it's one hundred
and twenty degrees outside, which isprobably four thousand degrees in the trunk.

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Yeah, so it's probably doing thatman's And you want to know why you
have a lump on your chin.About your lump? Can microplastic cause tubers
in your chins? Yeah, it'sprobably the bottle itself melting, right,
And no, it tastes like fabricis often I have a different taste than

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fabrics out. I don't think youwould confuse those. I'm going to make
you guys drink it tomorrow. Noway, because I don't want to have
water. I work very hard tonot have hot water in my car.
Ever, because I heard I can't, like literally, Kim Kardashian scared the
hell out of me. So I'mgoing to google it right now. Kim
car Dashian water bottles? What waterbottle? Heat? Yeah? I think

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even just not even heat, justleaving it for a long time is bad.
Even if it's not let's see,Yeah, probably we're in your car.
Kim Kardashian warns kids could turn Ohthat's not it. Kim Kardashian budget
energy drink. No, I guessthat's the wrong thing. Research Kim Kardashian
water bottle in the heat. Thisis actually really hard to find. Did

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you dream that? John Jay?Maybe? Does that sound familiar? Guess
I don't. I mean I've seennew stories, but I don't recall Kim
Kardashian being the reporter on the scene. Look at this, Peyton. Leaving
plastic water bottles in your car maynot seem like a big deal. Heat's
effect on plastic can change your perspective. When exposed to heat, the chemical

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bonds in plastic can break and causeBPA and other chemicals to migrate into the
water. So the plastic bottle thatthe fabric softener is in, probably I'm
probably right, it seems out andthen seeps into your water. Yeah,
get this. I just found thatKim Kardashian. She tweeted it in uh

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May twenty eighth, two thousand andnine. Okay, don't drink bald water
has been left in the car.Heat reacts with the chemicals and the plastic
bottle, which releases oxen into thewater. I must have seen that tweet
in two thousand and nine. Ever, you walcked that one in. Kim
Kardashian said it. I'm going tolive by it. How do I not

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follow her? I don't even follow. How do you remember that? But
you can't remember the address to theradio station? Ever, I can hear
something about this address here, Ijust can't process. It's like the easiest
address. Do you remember forty sixeighty six and men beering? But I
don't remember the rest pretty much ofit. They'll get you there. So
are you going to continue now thatyou just learned all that you can use?
All the water in the heat,Well, we threw it away because
it tastes like tap sock. Thatsmart? Okay. Now the next thing

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you say, I went to thePedonitris perrydonnist Peridonatris paradontist way, what's that
and what happened? It's a likegum doctor like for your teeth. Okay,
why are you doing that? Well? Because when I had my braces,
remember they had like put a bracketup a little bit too high,
and I have like gum recession onone of my teeth, like i've here.
I don't know if you can seeit? Do you know from here?

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Perfect things? Because one higher?Yeah, it's from braces, I
think, so be Okay, Sowhat's the gum doctor going to do?
Well? They have to like basically, I have to have surgery on the
thirtieth and they're going to scrape outlike a part of the roof of my
mouth and then basically like put iton my gum and then it'll heal over.
Oh really, So they create gumout of part of your mouth,
They don't try to build it outof something synthetic exactly. Is it the

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same guy that put the braces on? No? Are they paying somebody paying
for it insurance? Yeah, butthey the doctor made the mistake, right,
Is it a mistake? Yes?I don't know. I think it's
just the way my teeth are too, Like I grind my teeth that night.
I think that also has something todo with it. I think.
Okay, So, I mean,if it's the dentist's fault to put the
braces in your teeth, it mightbe their fault. Maybe I should call
them. Well, it sound likeyou just blamed it on that because my

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braces. Well that's I mean,I'm assuming that's why it happened. That's
what the paradoxtis said, Like,they probably put your bracket up too high.
Speaking of an ears, have youseen the new Gladiator to movie trailer
with Denzel Washington. So I loveDenzel Washington, and one of the reasons
I know what I'm about to sayis that he used to have a big
gap in his teeth and I hada big gap of my teeth and he
got veneers. I got venears.I do whatever Denzel does. And I'm

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assuming the Gladiator movie takes place inthe past, yes, And so whether
you talk to him or when youwatch the movie. The trailer, there's
a scene where he's talking to someonehaving like bass of wine, and I
can see big veneers. They didn'thave vine ears back then. The very
first thing you see is him,I believe him smiling, but it goes
so fast, I don't know ifthat was I watched the long trailer last

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night. Wonderful teeth. You've gotgreat teeth. Have you guys seen the
trend on TikTok where so you guysknow how there's like that rat boy thing
into it? Yeah or not dudefrom from the Bear Yeah, Jeremy j
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Butapparently now girls are like super into guys
with like weird teeth and teeth thataren't perfect. Oh really yeah, and

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like other people too, like theygo on like they say Sabrina Carpenter,
her teeth are like adorable because theykind of go inward a little bit.
They're not like your picture perfect teeth. My teeth looked exactly like Eddie Murphy's
teeth. Oh really, well,you would probably make the cut for the
weird teeth picture. That doesn't DavidLetterman have that gap too. It's not
even just the gap, it's likejust when people have imperfect teeth. Like,

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there's a lot of girls out therethat I think that's really attractive.
Dutch got braces. Dutch had thisreally cool crooked tooth kind of and I
like that a lot. But youknow, nowadays you get braces. Now
everyone's got sick teeth, I know. And kadeem like he's he was supposed
to get braces when he was younger. He doesn't have the straightest teeth,
and now as an adult, he'slike, I want them, and he
like busts up his mom all thetime for not getting him. But I

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don't want him to change his teeth. I like, Jenna said something that
I wanted to come in here andtalk about. Yeah what I said.
Okay, let's see so you said, and maybe everyone knows this, but
you said, I'll be fine.Mm hmmm. Jenna rockings some new there's

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a trend on TikTok about eyebrow blindness. Yeah, what's that paint? I
bow. Eyebrow blindness is where abunch of people are getting on TikTok and
they're taking old pictures of their eyebrowsand they're like, oh my gosh,
when I had eyebrow blindness, andit's like you have blockie brows or super
thin brows. Oh my god.I probably have a million of those pictures.

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Well, she went on to say, for example, now I want
you to what did you do inseventh grade? Oh man, seventh grade
was brough. I like, I'vealways had bigger eyebrows Mexican, you know,
got got a little bit and Italian. So it's quite the collab right
there. And I was insecure aboutthem, and I had a little UNI
going on, I'm sure. Andthis was before I started like getting them

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wax or anything. And I discoveredthe razor and I went to town like
I had. I had the mostextreme eyebrow blindness you could ever imagine.
There was nothing left, like therewas literally like one hair left, but
you shaved your eyebrows off. AndI fully went to school like that.
I don't know. My mom waslike horrified the first time. My god,

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it was like skinny Ozempig brows.My mom started waxing my eyebrows at
seven because she didn't want me toget made fun of for my brow mom,
where was that? Where was thatenergy? Because I took matters in
my own hands. And then shewas because in my mom back in the
eighties, she went through the wholeplucking thing. So she was like,
this is like deja vu, thisis the worst thing as well. My

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mom plucked up. Maybe it's justa note there was like there's like a
whole like it was like multiple decadesof skinny brows were the thing. I
mean, you look back at PamelaAnderson, great, like gorgeous, she
was like sex icon at the time, very skinny brows. Like that was
just skinny brows were in And it'slike at that time, it's like everyone

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plucked or waxed so much like me, Like my eyebrows just don't grow anymore
because of that time. It's asad time. Eyebrows. Eyebrows, Oh
my gosh, she literally the browsin question coming. You don't have eyebrows,

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draw man. Yeah, so Ihave like a little bit, like
a little bit, there's a littlebit there I have to make but then
I went through this phase I thinkwhere I was like to make him look
two full And now I look backat pictures of that, just like maybe
a year ago. We all haveblindness. Like what nobody in my life
said anything. They probably just werequietly thinking it, which is fine,

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fine, I needed to find away. So like if you didn't paint
your eyebrows, you have no eyebrows, No, I have, Like they're
very light though, because like blondehair, even though it's not as blond
as like a diet but I stillhave blonde hair. So my actual eyebrows
are very light. So if yousaw me with nothing on the brows,
it would almost look like I haveno brows, but and they're very guinea

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And show the other pictures you showedme, like back in like seventh grade,
I can't even imagine what the kidswere saying. I'm so glad that
I don't know what they were saying. Because you look so cute. She
got the glasses off. You lookso cute. I was like fully trying
to go my like YouTube era likethis was this was a crazy time for
me. No eyebrow. You didthe nerd glasses with the tape in the

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middle and just punch out the threeD glasses that you'd get at the movies.
Well, I was blind, soI was, but I remember that
was a trend though, like wewould go down the mall and take all
the three D glasses. We justpunched them out and where I'm around,
See, I was sad because Icouldn't do that because I had glasses already.
So I was like a long time, like here's yeah, Like eighth

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grade was still rough. Not ifyou're talent, you could grow eyebrows by
three oclock. But I am lovingthe blindness trend on TikTok. Have you
guys seen the ones where it's likeyou just take a picture of yourself and
then you let the comments tell youwhat your blindness is so that you can
have a glow up there, Likemean, I can get my glow up.

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I'm gonna do it. I wonderwhat they're gonna say. What would
get you up? You mean itwould be like if I posted a picture
of me right now and I waslike, tell me where my blindness is,
and you guys would have to tellme what's the ugly thing on my
face? That right? But thenyou go up that means you have to
fix it. You're gonna try tofix it, but you're asking for for
stuff that maybe you don't have tofix anything. Well, then everyone just
tells me I'm asking colicated. Saylike, if there's nothing wrong with me.

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If you say picture, say tellme I'm pretty. Post you say
tell me I'm pretty, You're gonnaget people to tell you pretty. If
you post picture your face, saytell me what I can do to change
my face, You're gonna get peoplegoing, oh, do this, do
that? And then I would changeit if it made me look better,
But I would just hope that theywould say nothing. Girl, you're perfect.
I'm enough to securities on my ownabout my face. You face,

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that's nice? What do you Whatdo you not like about your face?
What do you like about your face? We don't have enough time for this.
Don't want to be one thing aboutyour facemark. We can't see it.
I know. I bet you.If Kyle came in here at no
makeup on you, guys would belike, I'm sorry, do you have

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a key card? Did she comein and go hey, gang, hey
gang? Were like you are?You know, guests are actually supposed to
be with an employee, L OL. You can fill the vending machine
over there. I disagree with you. Yeah, we think you're perfect,

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just the way you want. Anyway, Well, thank you Jenny for sharing
that. Of course, I wonderif we had any pictures like that.
You have any mean, I don'tknow, like she said, it's a
thing. Oh yes, I wasjust talking to Stacy, my beautiful wife,
and I was talking about how okay, so this a couple of days
ago, I walked in to seeher at the spa and just to say
hello, and she sat me downand they waxed my eyebrows. Like I

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didn't know it, but I knownow that it's Stacy's like, why don't
you have a seat, Hey,ambers here, she's going to take care
of your brows. And I wastelling her how when we would go to
Metropolis, our friend Emory every nowand then he'd slap us down and wax
our brows, and like I said, then he'd give us frosted tips in
our hair. And she laughed forlike about twenty minutes straight because those frosted

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picturesses. Oh wow, Richie,I never noticed your brows, your glasses,
but yes, you have an artist. They're very Yeah, they're really
they're really in the middle, right, they're like they're amos and they like
shaped them. Yeah, they shapedthem. Your eyebrows are twins right now,

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not sisters. Remember this was afew days ago. My niece,
my niece, she goes, youknow what, I noticed one of my
eyebrows is like a little higher thanthere were. It's not the same,
And I go, don't worry.They say, your eyebrows are supposed to
be sisters, not twins. Verytrue, but then I think the goal
is for them to be twins likewhen you would have been mind are like

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distant cousins. All right, Soif you're listening to podcast and his pictures
of your face and no eyebrows,so we can post no eyebrow pictures,
all right? Good? Thanks Jenna, Thanks Paine, thanks comm Thanks Rich,
thanks James, John Jay and Rich. Because I've been modn't