August 1, 2024 • 36 mins
Jenna's diet does not consist of human children.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is the John Jay and Rich radio program. Are
you even ready? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
This thing? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a mic stand? Yeah, and you it is.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I will say that's mike stand for those who cannot
see us, which is everyone but the two of us.
So the mic stands in here are really weird. Like
usually I feel like they pivot down, but all the
ones in here pivot up.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Then they've always been that way.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't I don't understand it, but I can see
why you are having problems.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This one kind of like pivots to the side.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It does feel like you can maybe lower your chair
and maybe that's easier.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know. These chairs are also all broken. Okay, Okay,
we're good.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, this is the Afterwards podcast. Hello, how about some
new content? Hey, my name is Nick and we've got
Jenna here as well.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The it's it's interesting that in the dead heat of
summer in Phoenix that like, I don't think anyone is
in the building.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It is, it is. It has been vacant all week.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It has literally been summer vacation here and.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I just, uh, it's Honestly, it kind of surprises me
because I thought that I would be getting indicated with
emails and stuff this week, and it's really been pretty tame.
I feel like it will change come Monday. But we'll
we'll we'll address Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, yeah, we'll get the We'll go through that Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So if you haven't met Jenna, she is our our
digital guru digital producers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You what is your official title?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But I kind of like guru.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, that works. I mean, listen, we're fun.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm all about just making up names and responsibilities for people.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like you know, when Noah first started, he was go
get the burrito guy, right, and sometimes he did it
and sometimes he didn't, But that was me. You're still here.
We're still here either way. So first of all, Jenna,
how it is like this is your first like experience
(02:22):
with like some time to yourself, right, Like you haven't
had to be in like at the ass crack of dawn. Yeah,
every day? And do you feel are you feeling refreshed?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I think yeah, No, there's definitely it's a different vibe.
I mean, like I said, I feel like I'm on
summer vacation just because I don't have to be here
at four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right, it's not even four, it's like five p fifty,
but still early.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
For me, four o'clock in the morning. That's literally a
two hour difference, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, I had to stop myself because I'm like, I'm
being dramatic, that's not even true.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But no, it's really it's kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm like, I do it's a different vibe without everyone here,
and I feel like it's sometimes harder obviously to make
content or do my job without that, but the element
of it being more chill has been kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, but you know, it's a balance.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, So I wanted to I wanted to bring you
in here for two things specifically. The first one I
want to get into is Jenna's. We share an office, right,
It's me and Jenna and Peyton and Grant. We all
share an office, and it's not exactly like an office
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that has a plethora of space. It is quite possibly
the smallest office in the building. And something that always
makes me laugh about Jenna is her snack game.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, because there's like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's almost like there's no rhyme ory in behind it
except it's all for children.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, that the best way to describe what I eat
is children.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, no, cancel, cancel, cancel, I take it back.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Take that out, nick, Nick, I'm getting red. You need
to take that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's why you don't need babies hitting jobs anymore. The
kids just keep disappearing, like where they go.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, okay, you gotta take that. I just got really red.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They're buried in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, don't look well, there remains, right, their remains are
in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You eat the flesh so bad. Jesus Jenna. I cannot believe.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not what I meant at all? That got twisted. That
was AI is the fake?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Is there an age requirement they have to get to
for you to snack? Or is it just eight eight
and above?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
All right between eight and seventeen?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Hit me up.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've made this so much worse. But anyways, I like
children's snacks. It's what we were trying to say.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't even know how to come back from that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It does feel like is there a difference in taste
between boy and girl or is it just is the hot,
burning flesh of any child?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Does it does it it all? Does it?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Does it? It just either way? It does it for you,
It just does it. I feel like boys would be
a little more gamy.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you know, I feel like there's more. God, it's
so bad. I came.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And maybe a sweetness from.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Girls, right, I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No, that's what I'm thinking, like apple juice.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's that's where that exim.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, let's get back to it, because none of
that was true today today Jenna came in and I
will admit I eat like garbage when I'm here because
the free snacks in the in our breakroom sometimes don't
do it just enough for me, and they're not exactly
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the healthiest either.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well, and it's like, if you've had cheese its for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner every day this week, you want to switch
it up.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And I'm so thankful that they bring fruit in now,
like there's fresh fruit in the kitchen every day. The
problem is is like I know how many apples I
pick up to find the perfect apple, and then I
also know how many people don't wash their hands after
they go to the bathroom, And I'm like, if all
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of those people are touching every one of these apples
and now I am, in turn touching this apple like
I like, I scrub it down with Dawn if I
have one, right, But again I like it makes me,
it makes me feel like buying an overpriced gas station
sandwich feel okay because I'm not ingesting someone else's urine.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Uh wait, speaking of that, tell the people what you
what sandwich you had yesterday?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And what I thought it was?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, so I came and sat down in our office,
and I like openly admitting I crave gas station vending
machine vending machine sandwiches. Like I like, it's it's a
weird thing, and I understand it's weird, but it gets weirder.
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So I sat down in our office and is it today?
Is National Cheesecake Day?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yesterday was National Cheesecake Day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So Jenna assumed, and probably accurately, like for any normal
human being be like, oh, did you bring in cheesecake?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, because the shape of it looks like a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But know it was It was a sandwich out of
the vending machine in our kitchen. And this is the
worst part of it, and it's it's the worst part
of my cravings is that it was egg salad and
eggs salad, Like I come in with those sandwiches because
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I'm not kidding, I love them, but I'm also extremely embarrassed.
Like I come in and I sit down and I
open it up in shame, and like you'll see, specifically,
there are days where it's like I'll hide it behind
things so that no one actually knows. And then I
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don't get like ostracized because I'm eating a a yeah,
a tuna salad sandwich and egg salad sandwich, because.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You shouldn't eat those. The only thing.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's gonna happen is you get sick. Like that's that. Like,
best case scenario is you feel okay. Worst case scenario
you're out of work for three days, or you.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Piss off your coworkers because it smells like egg salad.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Now see now, I don't think the sandwiches smell so much.
Oh god, oh no, oh no, hold on, I got
to find the right mic.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We put me up late lady here manman Hie, Ladies and.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Gentlemen, Golden or Bronze Medalist.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yes, Brody Brody Malone Brodie, such a cool name, Joey.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Brody, joefish.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I don't want to interrupt your podcast even though I am.
But is eleven thirty okay for you for lunch?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? Okay, all right, I got a great new spot
for us. Oh god, I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I can't wait to have a single piece of lettuce
with Joey Bradfish today.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
All right, enjoy your conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why don't you come sit on my face? Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
What, dick?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm so excited for lunch. Remember when I asked you
to get lunch today?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh yeah, you did ask me to get No, I didn't.
It's fine, wow wow, Well, but you'll have to.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Tell me the cool new spot I had.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I had, I didn't Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
This isn't this isn't off air jay Bone.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Anyway, so there's my shame in my snack world. Today
Jenny came in and I'm used to bringing in like,
like things from Costco. She'll bring in like yogurt covered strawberries.
She'll bring in uh like cheese it. She'll bring in
the salami oh yeah, which is always always a fan favorite, muffins,
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basically whatever she and her mom pick up from Costco.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Today she came in.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She was like, I got a treat for a and
I was like, oh god, what could it be? And
she pulls out a zip lock bag and it looks
like she sat on a birthday cake that was alive.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's the best way you could describe it, truly.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
There's red jelly everywhere. And she then looks disgusting. Yeah,
it looks horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I was like, Jenna, it's so nice.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, but you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Maybe put it in a different package next time. And
then we got into what happened to you last night?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, so okay, First of all, I was trying to
be sweet because when I was my roommate, my best
friend night last night, we decided to do a muck
bang at like one o'clock. I mean, I don't know
if it was that late, it was bad. Also, I
just noticed, speaking of my snacks, do you see what's
sitting over there? They must have left from yesterday my
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root year.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh it's open.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I lost yesterday. Now I might might be a
little flat, but it's okay anyway. So we decided we've
never tried voodoo donuts. We've heard of it. We never
had it in Arizona. It was in Portland, right, So
what else do you do you know, in the middle
of the night you order donuts on Postmates for fifty
bucks because why what else would you do? Right?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
So we do that last night.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
But the best deal was to get a dozen and
one because I told you, they didn't have that flavor
in the dozen packs, so they had to get thirteen.
My roommate and I aren't going to eat thirteen donuts
and they're huge, they're big boys, they're big donuts.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So I had this pop tart one.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, that's okay. That's specifically why I didn't ask what
it was because.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I wanted to. I wanted the reveal.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, we should bring it in. We'll have to try it.
But I had some of.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It last night and it was it's really good. Okay,
I'll tell you that. But I was like, I feel
like Nick will like this.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, because I'm a giant human being, I.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I feel like we just have good taste and food
with ours.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Gas station sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Our gas station sandwiches are.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Adult and adult lunchables that you bring in the best.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
So yeah, it was like, Nick will love this. This
is right up our alley.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
And when I let me just say that, when I
left the house this morning, it didn't look as bad
as it did when I walked in, Like, I, here's
the deal.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
We rode in the car just about anything like that's that.
That's fine, right, But I think I can't figure out
how you carried it to make it look so bad.
I was like, you, you dropped it underneath your car
and drove over it, drove over it, and then.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
A raccoon drag it here.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I know, I don't even know how either to say
I put it okay.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And here's another thing. You know how messy my work
bag is. There's a lot going on in there.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I think I just kind of tossed it in there,
so it was rumbling around on my way over here.
So uh, but still it doesn't really make sense as
to why it's that messy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, no, it doesn't unless you were like, here, this
is what's going to improve this donut if I sit
on it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And it might and we're going to find out.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Actually, so that is it?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
God dang, yeah, so you were so, I guess here's
my question. Why not why not wait to try donuts
like on a Saturday morning?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You're right, just.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, you're absolutely correct, And this is an issue that
my roommate and I have. We're trying to be better.
We don't want to post it anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Then there it is.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
It's truly like we're sick. We can't stop. It's we
are addicted.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
And yeah, like any normal person, why would you not
wait until the morning on weekend when they have fresh,
delicious donuts. I don't know, that's a great question. Let's
order them in the middle of the night and get just.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
A Tuesday night just like Tuesday night night, donut night.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I think we were watching the Olympics and I just
feel like, right now, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wait, stop, nor Hard Hard stops.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You're watching the Olympics and you're like, you know what,
I bet these athletes don't get these donus.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, we're gonna take care of it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You know what's funny about that is that you know
how I've been talking to the legend, the Queen Jade Carey,
Olympic gold medalist. Now, when I was thinking, because I
hope that she'll be able to come in and talk
to us, and I always like to get people a
little gift, and I was like, what could we get her?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And I was like, we can get her cookies.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
But then I was like, does she eat cookies? Does
a gold medalist eat cookies?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll tell you whatever it is we decide on collectively.
I don't know that you should package them the same
way you brought in.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That we'll professionally get that done for her. Don't worry,
Jade Carrey, We're gonna have a great gift for you.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
There must have been something in the water though yesterday too,
because so I'm I'm the single dad this week. My
wife is she's on uh, she's on a work work trip,
work conference, and she's gone the whole week. So it's
just me and the two monsters that I that I live. Yeah,
and I have made a conscious decision with them. I
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was like, I'm We're not doing chicken nuggets at all
this week. I'm gonna I am gonna be a gourmet
chef mission star.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
And one night I made barbecue pulled pork.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They loved him. Then last night I was like, I've
been through two nights of the pulled pork. You guys
want spaghetti, right, and so I made and made it
with bonsa noodles.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Okay, healthy?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, I mean, let me tell you just wait.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I made it and they had great dinners and
I had enough to you know, feed everyone on the show.
And then it was like ten o'clock last night and
I was like, man, I'm feeling it.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know, that's when it kicks in.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And I was like, I have two options. I go
to bed now because I'm very tired, or.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I make pizza and.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Pizza one as it should always.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Now again, I have a tear. I have terrible taste
food food. So I sat down Jenna, and you know
those party pizzas, the Totino's party pizzas, they're like you
had to say, yeah, they're just they're coming like squares,
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you know, and it's like it's like a pizza, a
pizza that is not really edible for people.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
No, but it's like what you would get in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And it's a little crispy or crust, but yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But it kind of hits in the right in the
right setting, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, and it and it hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I ate two of them, two pizzas, Yeah, two full pizzas.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah you did, and why I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I got through the first one and I was like,
I wonder if I could eat another.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It was like a challenge at that point.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, and then I did.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You should feel proud of yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
When I was at my end.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It like it always bring brings me back to like
anytime I have with Totino's pizza, which is probably more
often than the normal persons should have, it brings me
back to when I was at my absolute poorest right
where it's like I could, I could, I couldn't afford rent,
I could barely afford to put a dollar of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Gas in my car.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
At this time, I was living in Chicago, and it
was just a horrible, horrible experience. And again, my wife
is on a work trip and I was like, I'm
so hungry, and these pizzas were like at that point
a dollar fifty something like that. So I went and
I walked to the gas station, I grabbed a pizza.
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I came home and in the toaster oven, I made
a Totino's pizza with Totino's pizza rolls on it and
on it. And I sat down in front of our
thirty two inch TV and I thought to myself, this
is the lowest point in my life. It cannot it
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cannot get work than than this, And it's just like
I'm sitting there and like I have my shirt off,
I'm all flabby, and just like the crumbs are the
crumbs are like like coming down my body and I'm like,
how am I so fat?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And also poor?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Like, but I'm eating a double, I'm having.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The Totino special. It was it was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
That was probably a very pivotal and just monumental moment
in your life.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, and I was like, in ten months from now,
I'm gonna move something needs don't, but don't worry. I'm
going to live through this hell for another ten months.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I think that that's kind of an essential point that
we all hit.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If you don't, have you really.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hit Oh my god, have we found my origin story?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
This is your origin story, the tortin or Totino pizza
pizza night.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh you had another stroke? I did, speaking of strokes,
my dad's dead, and I said, and I literally just.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Said, my lowest point in my life was sitting under.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It was messed up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Sorry dad, Yeah, I mean he can't hear it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
So the other thing I wanted to bring in for
is maybe I just I like the Olympics I like
seeing competition. I tune in for like specific events like
I love I grew up a runner, so I love
I love track. Obviously, seeing somebody like Simone Biles dominate
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is you know, you know pta my fancy. I'll watch
the gold medal basketball game. But so yesterday Peyton came
in and there was three of us already in the room,
and she came in and she didn't even say hi.
She just came in and she's got her phone and
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it's it's so loud, and she just sits down and
she puts it on her understand And I was like,
are you that into the Olympics. And then I come
to learn that you are also very very much into
the Olympics. And you guys are talking back and forth
about things that I don't I have not even heard yet.
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And then you revealed to me that one of our
engineers came in and fix the TV in our office
that has not been turned on. And I can say
this with confidence in five years.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yep, that's what he said. He was blowing the dust
off the top to get it to work.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, he fixed it so that you could watch the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Or we could have it on while we're here. Yep.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And is there anything like specific that you can point
to that you're like, this is why I'm so into
the Olympics, because prior to this week, the only interest
I thought you had in the Olympics was getting a
USA short.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That is also valid. And let me just say that
I think I told you. But so I got a
cool TM USA shirt because it's cool. It's so cool
and it's skims and it's awesome. I did wear it
two fridays in a row. I wore it for good
for you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I wore it for the friday that we were filming
Olympic content, and then.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Of course I had to wear it last Friday because
that was the official kickoff. Yeah, it's it's opening ceremony.
And yes, so shout out Jay, our wonderful engineer.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
He came in.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Okay, let me just say also, last week was lonely,
like you know, I was in here and I didn't
have anyone to talk to. So Jay came in and
I was like, yeah, I really want to watch the
opening ceremony. And you know what he did. He got
some chords, he blew the dust off, and he set
that TV up for me, which was so sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, no, it's it's it's a very nice thing. I
just would have never guessed that that that TV work exactly,
and I just assumed that it was broken.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
He was saying the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
He was like, now I want to get it working
because I'm so convinced, like it's not going to work,
you know, because it had been off for so long.
But nope, here I am. I have to come in
and switch things up and be all annoying and want
to watch the Olympics whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, and I think I feel I felt worse for
Jay because I have so much crap in that office,
like nick Knack stuff, like and I and and like
I have a I have this this DeAndre Aydon bobblehead
that I didn't need.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
But I was just like, oh, it's free, so I'll
take it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
We love to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And so my guess is that it got knocked over, right, Yeah, yeah,
it got knocked over.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was in the zone, yeah, because his head is
a little jacked.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, and I wanted to confront you specifically.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Well listen, so you couldn't lie.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I'm not and I'll take I mean it was Jay,
but I'll take the ownership for it, because Jay was
doing me a favor. He was doing me a solid, yes,
but just know that it was all in good efforts
so that I could watch the opening ceremony.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Really, what it comes down to is that there's just
too much stuff in that Yeah, there's there's too much stuff.
There's too many people, and like we're just dealing with it. Right.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That room is like the equivalent to like the laundry
room of this building, you know what I mean, Like
it's just this long, weird shaped only we come out dirtier, yeah,
and smellier.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah and yeah. But anyways, back to the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
You ask where it stemmed from, and it's weird because
I'll never forget about the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I think that when things become very relevant, like for example,
I just hype, you know, I was just so hyper
fixated on Love Island and I always get like that,
but this year it was like extra And so when
that ended, I was like, I'm feeling lost, I'm feeling empty,
I'm feeling sad, and I don't know what to watching thing.
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Lucky for me, here comes the worldwide national event.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
The Olympics, to save me.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
So I think there's an element of I've just poured
all my attention into the Olympics now because I had
nothing else to watch. But I also was very, very
excited about the Olympics. And I think this is gonna
be very specific. I think it's just like a sense
of me being nostalgic.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But and you're a patriot, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Of course, of course.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
But do you were you familiar with the two thousand
and eight Sonic Mario and Sonic Olympic games.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I mean I never played game, but I know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Okay, And I don't even know if that's the proper name,
but I vividly remember getting that game for like my
birthday or something that year. It was like the two
thousand and eight Beijing Olympics, right, yeah, iconic year, and
I just remember getting the Wii game for it of
like Sonic and Mario at the Olympics, and I that
was my favorite game.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh my god, it was the best game ever.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
And so I think that maybe I'm just trying to
go back there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So in summary, okay, in summary, yes, the.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Olympics inspires you to eat donuts and play video games.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yes, those are my Olympics.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Those are your Olympics. Yes, listen, everyone has to have
their own motivation.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And I get it because three weeks ago I would
have I would have said, why would Jenna be watching
the Olympics right and not.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Just watching like now I've got like four screens on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now these three weeks have gone by and you're the
biggest fan, and I now I understand where the transition happened.
You're seeing it, okay, Yeah, I mean a little bit.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I think that there's just a sense like and not
to you know, get two in my fields.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
But I just remember always watching like the summer games
at home with my mom.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, and I feel like there's just a sense of.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Like, ah, well, we watched logic the nineteen ninety six
Olympics in in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I was like, I was young. I was ten.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I was young.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, you were, you were you were even younger, you
were negative ten. You were just a sparkle in your
father's eye.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yep, something like that. And it just and then he said.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And then it just happened and he blinked. He's like, oh,
I gotta step out from milk anyway, and uh, I
watched I mean, I was religious about it then, but
at that point it wasn't on twenty four to seven.
It was just like they would they would just be
like selective events that people were interested in. And I
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remember watching the two hundred meters Dash at my father's
house and then he died in twenty nineteen. So when
you watch it, so I feel I mean, I feel
like the same nostalgia.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
That you get it.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You get it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, and I'm sorry to hear about your father in
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, you know, we're coming up on this anniversary, and
it's it's full of it's full of emotion, and it's
not it's not anything to joke about.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
No, we are so seriously.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
When a parent dies, a part of you dies as well.
And the part of me that's dead is the majority
of me. I have no emotions anymore. M hm, and
I have we know my purpose has been lost in
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this world.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Describe this is feeling really sad.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Do we have a moment? This is sad.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
See what's comforting about having a dead parent is that
previous to when he died, I was dead to him already.
So just like you said, I I need to I
need to address because I've also been told that not
everyone gets your humor.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
These are all jokes. It's not like I'm not dead inside.
I do more than my father, and I mean that's
why I cry in the shower exactly. And also it's
like Papa, can you hear me? And then I know
he can't well because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Well I once did.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I had a podcast one time, Jenna, with another young
lady who worked here, and we did Bachelor reviews, and
at that time I was much more flippant with my words.
It means kind of I just kind of let it
all out anytime. And then we had a big meeting
about using the F word and whatever h and wording
(31:23):
flippant no, no, no, the one that starts with F
and ends with U.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
That one so.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And and we had a huge meeting about like what's
appropriate and uh. I was called out multiple times for
the the excessive use of the do it So.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't really know why I felt the need to
bring that up.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
But where was that going anyway? Some Bachelor reviews, Oh
that you were just more flip flip.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, now now I'm now I'm much more careful with
how I choose my words, unless the mics are off,
in which case game on.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
You guys don't want to hear that. You don't want
to know what's going.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
On everybody, It's not just me.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I also want to say that I maybe I'm in.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What is the word flippiant, flippant, flippant. Maybe I'm flippant
right now.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Flip is what some biles does.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I've got the Olympics on my she is a philippient,
She's a gold metal flippiant.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Anyways, maybe I'm great. I don't even now.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I can't even say the word flippant flippant because I
do just want to go back, and I probably shouldnt
even bring light back to it. But I don't eat children.
I've been thinking this whole time.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm like, cancel, I'm getting canceled. No, that was a joke.
I'm flippant.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I would hope that people would understand that that is
a joke I would do.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
But you know, I don't know. Are me was weird
about eating people?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Remember that whole thing? Yeah, but he actually I think
was doing it. I'm not doing it. I swear, I swear.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
This, and so again trying to measure my words. I'm
trying to figure out how to say things without making
it sound weirder. But no, Jenna does not eat all children.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No, it's just microwave hot dogs, the.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Ones that look succulent enough. Yes, that's where that's where
you're that's.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Where we do a little tasting.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
So what can we expect on the John Jay and
Rich social media this week? I mean, oh man, we
just got some karaoke, we got Olympic coverage.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well get ready, you're not gonna believe what's next.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
But we have more Olympics yep. So basically, just if
you're sick of the Olympics, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That's what we've got for the rest the week and
forever Olympic only.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It's great though, you're doing a great jobs.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
We just you know, we have fun over here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I was talking about microphone.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Oh me too, I wasn't talking to you at all.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, thanks for taking some time out of your day, Jen,
I know, I just know how just struggling.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
You saw me there editing a TikTok It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
On the TikTok Okay, Well this was fun, this was
this was good to get off my get off my chest.
I just save some of it because there are things
that I want to cover like on the show, and
we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
But yeah, this was like a mini fresh therapy session.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, nice fresh therapy session exactly. This is Oh god,
it's just been so good. Now I'm gonna I guess
it's about time for me to go.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
To your lunch.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Try in the.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Toilet and that in the lunch that I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I gotta be honest, Jenna, I feel really bad. You're
really bad because I didn't because I didn't even remember
you asking that until you just reminded me.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
So now I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, it's fine. I'm just gonna walk over to the
lunch lunch by myself.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I know a guy myself.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I knew you were in the other building. I think
you can drive you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, he doesn't have a vehicle that I bull riding.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I mean carry multiple people.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Oh god, multiple No, and you know what else?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, just like I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna be flippant.
Go ahead, you know what else can carry in there?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Children?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, Jenna's like I got candy. No anyway, No, that's
not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Jo, It's not Why would you say that? Okay, well lunch,
it's gonna go to lunch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay whatever. Okay, have a have a great day.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You too.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I wasn't talking to you again.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Well, I'm telling them, okay, by I
Broadcasting live across the world right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is the John Jay and Rich radio program. Are
you even ready? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
This thing? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a mic stand? Yeah, and you it is.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I will say that's mike stand for those who cannot
see us, which is everyone but the two of us.
So the mic stands in here are really weird. Like
usually I feel like they pivot down, but all the
ones in here pivot up.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Then they've always been that way.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't I don't understand it, but I can see
why you are having problems.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This one kind of like pivots to the side.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It does feel like you can maybe lower your chair
and maybe that's easier.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know. These chairs are also all broken. Okay, Okay,
we're good.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We're gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, this is the Afterwards podcast. Hello, how about some
new content? Hey, my name is Nick and we've got
Jenna here as well.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The it's it's interesting that in the dead heat of
summer in Phoenix that like, I don't think anyone is
in the building.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It is, it is. It has been vacant all week.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It has literally been summer vacation here and.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I just, uh, it's Honestly, it kind of surprises me
because I thought that I would be getting indicated with
emails and stuff this week, and it's really been pretty tame.
I feel like it will change come Monday. But we'll
we'll we'll address Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, yeah, we'll get the We'll go through that Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So if you haven't met Jenna, she is our our
digital guru digital producers.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You what is your official title?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But I kind of like guru.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, that works. I mean, listen, we're fun.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm all about just making up names and responsibilities for people.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like you know, when Noah first started, he was go
get the burrito guy, right, and sometimes he did it
and sometimes he didn't, But that was me. You're still here.
We're still here either way. So first of all, Jenna,
how it is like this is your first like experience
(02:22):
with like some time to yourself, right, Like you haven't
had to be in like at the ass crack of dawn. Yeah,
every day? And do you feel are you feeling refreshed?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I think yeah, No, there's definitely it's a different vibe.
I mean, like I said, I feel like I'm on
summer vacation just because I don't have to be here
at four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right, it's not even four, it's like five p fifty,
but still early.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
For me, four o'clock in the morning. That's literally a
two hour difference, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, I had to stop myself because I'm like, I'm
being dramatic, that's not even true.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But no, it's really it's kind of nice.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm like, I do it's a different vibe without everyone here,
and I feel like it's sometimes harder obviously to make
content or do my job without that, but the element
of it being more chill has been kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, but you know, it's a balance.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, So I wanted to I wanted to bring you
in here for two things specifically. The first one I
want to get into is Jenna's. We share an office, right,
It's me and Jenna and Peyton and Grant. We all
share an office, and it's not exactly like an office
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that has a plethora of space. It is quite possibly
the smallest office in the building. And something that always
makes me laugh about Jenna is her snack game.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, because there's like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's almost like there's no rhyme ory in behind it
except it's all for children.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yes, that the best way to describe what I eat
is children.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, no, cancel, cancel, cancel, I take it back.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Take that out, nick, Nick, I'm getting red. You need
to take that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's why you don't need babies hitting jobs anymore. The
kids just keep disappearing, like where they go.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, okay, you gotta take that. I just got really red.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They're buried in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, don't look well, there remains, right, their remains are
in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
You eat the flesh so bad. Jesus Jenna. I cannot believe.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Not what I meant at all? That got twisted. That
was AI is the fake?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Is there an age requirement they have to get to
for you to snack? Or is it just eight eight
and above?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Good?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
All right between eight and seventeen?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Hit me up.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've made this so much worse. But anyways, I like
children's snacks. It's what we were trying to say.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't even know how to come back from that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It does feel like is there a difference in taste
between boy and girl or is it just is the hot,
burning flesh of any child?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Does it does it it all? Does it?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Does it? It just either way? It does it for you,
It just does it. I feel like boys would be
a little more gamy.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you know, I feel like there's more. God, it's
so bad. I came.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And maybe a sweetness from.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Girls, right, I agree.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
No, that's what I'm thinking, like apple juice.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's that's where that exim.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, let's get back to it, because none of
that was true today today Jenna came in and I
will admit I eat like garbage when I'm here because
the free snacks in the in our breakroom sometimes don't
do it just enough for me, and they're not exactly
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the healthiest either.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well, and it's like, if you've had cheese its for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner every day this week, you want to switch
it up.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And I'm so thankful that they bring fruit in now,
like there's fresh fruit in the kitchen every day. The
problem is is like I know how many apples I
pick up to find the perfect apple, and then I
also know how many people don't wash their hands after
they go to the bathroom, And I'm like, if all
(06:43):
of those people are touching every one of these apples
and now I am, in turn touching this apple like
I like, I scrub it down with Dawn if I
have one, right, But again I like it makes me,
it makes me feel like buying an overpriced gas station
sandwich feel okay because I'm not ingesting someone else's urine.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Uh wait, speaking of that, tell the people what you
what sandwich you had yesterday?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
And what I thought it was?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, so I came and sat down in our office,
and I like openly admitting I crave gas station vending
machine vending machine sandwiches. Like I like, it's it's a
weird thing, and I understand it's weird, but it gets weirder.
(07:40):
So I sat down in our office and is it today?
Is National Cheesecake Day?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yesterday was National Cheesecake Day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So Jenna assumed, and probably accurately, like for any normal
human being be like, oh, did you bring in cheesecake?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, because the shape of it looks like a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But know it was It was a sandwich out of
the vending machine in our kitchen. And this is the
worst part of it, and it's it's the worst part
of my cravings is that it was egg salad and
eggs salad, Like I come in with those sandwiches because
(08:23):
I'm not kidding, I love them, but I'm also extremely embarrassed.
Like I come in and I sit down and I
open it up in shame, and like you'll see, specifically,
there are days where it's like I'll hide it behind
things so that no one actually knows. And then I
(08:43):
don't get like ostracized because I'm eating a a yeah,
a tuna salad sandwich and egg salad sandwich, because.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You shouldn't eat those. The only thing.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's gonna happen is you get sick. Like that's that. Like,
best case scenario is you feel okay. Worst case scenario
you're out of work for three days, or you.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Piss off your coworkers because it smells like egg salad.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Now see now, I don't think the sandwiches smell so much.
Oh god, oh no, oh no, hold on, I got
to find the right mic.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We put me up late lady here manman Hie, Ladies and.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Gentlemen, Golden or Bronze Medalist.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yes, Brody Brody Malone Brodie, such a cool name, Joey.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Brody, joefish.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
I don't want to interrupt your podcast even though I am.
But is eleven thirty okay for you for lunch?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah? Okay, all right, I got a great new spot
for us. Oh god, I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I can't wait to have a single piece of lettuce
with Joey Bradfish today.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
All right, enjoy your conversation.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why don't you come sit on my face? Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
What, dick?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm so excited for lunch. Remember when I asked you
to get lunch today?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Oh yeah, you did ask me to get No, I didn't.
It's fine, wow wow, Well, but you'll have to.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Tell me the cool new spot I had.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I had, I didn't Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
This isn't this isn't off air jay Bone.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Anyway, so there's my shame in my snack world. Today
Jenny came in and I'm used to bringing in like,
like things from Costco. She'll bring in like yogurt covered strawberries.
She'll bring in uh like cheese it. She'll bring in
the salami oh yeah, which is always always a fan favorite, muffins,
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basically whatever she and her mom pick up from Costco.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Today she came in.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
She was like, I got a treat for a and
I was like, oh god, what could it be? And
she pulls out a zip lock bag and it looks
like she sat on a birthday cake that was alive.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's the best way you could describe it, truly.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
There's red jelly everywhere. And she then looks disgusting. Yeah,
it looks horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I was like, Jenna, it's so nice.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, but you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Maybe put it in a different package next time. And
then we got into what happened to you last night?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, so okay, First of all, I was trying to
be sweet because when I was my roommate, my best
friend night last night, we decided to do a muck
bang at like one o'clock. I mean, I don't know
if it was that late, it was bad. Also, I
just noticed, speaking of my snacks, do you see what's
sitting over there? They must have left from yesterday my
(11:59):
root year.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh it's open.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I lost yesterday. Now I might might be a
little flat, but it's okay anyway. So we decided we've
never tried voodoo donuts. We've heard of it. We never
had it in Arizona. It was in Portland, right, So
what else do you do you know, in the middle
of the night you order donuts on Postmates for fifty
bucks because why what else would you do? Right?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
So we do that last night.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
But the best deal was to get a dozen and
one because I told you, they didn't have that flavor
in the dozen packs, so they had to get thirteen.
My roommate and I aren't going to eat thirteen donuts
and they're huge, they're big boys, they're big donuts.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So I had this pop tart one.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, that's okay. That's specifically why I didn't ask what
it was because.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I wanted to. I wanted the reveal.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, we should bring it in. We'll have to try it.
But I had some of.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It last night and it was it's really good. Okay,
I'll tell you that. But I was like, I feel
like Nick will like this.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, because I'm a giant human being, I.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I feel like we just have good taste and food
with ours.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Gas station sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Our gas station sandwiches are.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Adult and adult lunchables that you bring in the best.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
So yeah, it was like, Nick will love this. This
is right up our alley.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
And when I let me just say that, when I
left the house this morning, it didn't look as bad
as it did when I walked in, Like, I, here's
the deal.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
We rode in the car just about anything like that's that.
That's fine, right, But I think I can't figure out
how you carried it to make it look so bad.
I was like, you, you dropped it underneath your car
and drove over it, drove over it, and then.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
A raccoon drag it here.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I know, I don't even know how either to say
I put it okay.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And here's another thing. You know how messy my work
bag is. There's a lot going on in there.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I think I just kind of tossed it in there,
so it was rumbling around on my way over here.
So uh, but still it doesn't really make sense as
to why it's that messy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, no, it doesn't unless you were like, here, this
is what's going to improve this donut if I sit
on it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And it might and we're going to find out.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Actually, so that is it?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
God dang, yeah, so you were so, I guess here's
my question. Why not why not wait to try donuts
like on a Saturday morning?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You're right, just.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, you're absolutely correct, And this is an issue that
my roommate and I have. We're trying to be better.
We don't want to post it anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Then there it is.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
It's truly like we're sick. We can't stop. It's we
are addicted.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
And yeah, like any normal person, why would you not
wait until the morning on weekend when they have fresh,
delicious donuts. I don't know, that's a great question. Let's
order them in the middle of the night and get just.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
A Tuesday night just like Tuesday night night, donut night.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I think we were watching the Olympics and I just
feel like, right now, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wait, stop, nor Hard Hard stops.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You're watching the Olympics and you're like, you know what,
I bet these athletes don't get these donus.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, we're gonna take care of it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You know what's funny about that is that you know
how I've been talking to the legend, the Queen Jade Carey,
Olympic gold medalist. Now, when I was thinking, because I
hope that she'll be able to come in and talk
to us, and I always like to get people a
little gift, and I was like, what could we get her?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
And I was like, we can get her cookies.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
But then I was like, does she eat cookies? Does
a gold medalist eat cookies?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll tell you whatever it is we decide on collectively.
I don't know that you should package them the same
way you brought in.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That we'll professionally get that done for her. Don't worry,
Jade Carrey, We're gonna have a great gift for you.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
There must have been something in the water though yesterday too,
because so I'm I'm the single dad this week. My
wife is she's on uh, she's on a work work trip,
work conference, and she's gone the whole week. So it's
just me and the two monsters that I that I live. Yeah,
and I have made a conscious decision with them. I
(16:38):
was like, I'm We're not doing chicken nuggets at all
this week. I'm gonna I am gonna be a gourmet
chef mission star.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
And one night I made barbecue pulled pork.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They loved him. Then last night I was like, I've
been through two nights of the pulled pork. You guys
want spaghetti, right, and so I made and made it
with bonsa noodles.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Okay, healthy?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, I mean, let me tell you just wait.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I made it and they had great dinners and
I had enough to you know, feed everyone on the show.
And then it was like ten o'clock last night and
I was like, man, I'm feeling it.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know, that's when it kicks in.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And I was like, I have two options. I go
to bed now because I'm very tired, or.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I make pizza and.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Pizza one as it should always.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Now again, I have a tear. I have terrible taste
food food. So I sat down Jenna, and you know
those party pizzas, the Totino's party pizzas, they're like you
had to say, yeah, they're just they're coming like squares,
(18:01):
you know, and it's like it's like a pizza, a
pizza that is not really edible for people.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
No, but it's like what you would get in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And it's a little crispy or crust, but yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
But it kind of hits in the right in the
right setting, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, and it and it hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I ate two of them, two pizzas, Yeah, two full pizzas.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah you did, and why I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I got through the first one and I was like,
I wonder if I could eat another.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It was like a challenge at that point.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, and then I did.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You should feel proud of yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
When I was at my end.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It like it always bring brings me back to like
anytime I have with Totino's pizza, which is probably more
often than the normal persons should have, it brings me
back to when I was at my absolute poorest right
where it's like I could, I could, I couldn't afford rent,
I could barely afford to put a dollar of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Gas in my car.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
At this time, I was living in Chicago, and it
was just a horrible, horrible experience. And again, my wife
is on a work trip and I was like, I'm
so hungry, and these pizzas were like at that point
a dollar fifty something like that. So I went and
I walked to the gas station, I grabbed a pizza.
(19:33):
I came home and in the toaster oven, I made
a Totino's pizza with Totino's pizza rolls on it and
on it. And I sat down in front of our
thirty two inch TV and I thought to myself, this
is the lowest point in my life. It cannot it
(19:58):
cannot get work than than this, And it's just like
I'm sitting there and like I have my shirt off,
I'm all flabby, and just like the crumbs are the
crumbs are like like coming down my body and I'm like,
how am I so fat?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And also poor?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Like, but I'm eating a double, I'm having.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The Totino special. It was it was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
That was probably a very pivotal and just monumental moment
in your life.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, and I was like, in ten months from now,
I'm gonna move something needs don't, but don't worry. I'm
going to live through this hell for another ten months.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I think that that's kind of an essential point that
we all hit.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
If you don't, have you really.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hit Oh my god, have we found my origin story?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
This is your origin story, the tortin or Totino pizza
pizza night.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh you had another stroke? I did, speaking of strokes,
my dad's dead, and I said, and I literally just.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Said, my lowest point in my life was sitting under.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It was messed up.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Sorry dad, Yeah, I mean he can't hear it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
So the other thing I wanted to bring in for
is maybe I just I like the Olympics I like
seeing competition. I tune in for like specific events like
I love I grew up a runner, so I love
I love track. Obviously, seeing somebody like Simone Biles dominate
(21:31):
is you know, you know pta my fancy. I'll watch
the gold medal basketball game. But so yesterday Peyton came
in and there was three of us already in the room,
and she came in and she didn't even say hi.
She just came in and she's got her phone and
(21:52):
it's it's so loud, and she just sits down and
she puts it on her understand And I was like,
are you that into the Olympics. And then I come
to learn that you are also very very much into
the Olympics. And you guys are talking back and forth
about things that I don't I have not even heard yet.
(22:15):
And then you revealed to me that one of our
engineers came in and fix the TV in our office
that has not been turned on. And I can say
this with confidence in five years.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yep, that's what he said. He was blowing the dust
off the top to get it to work.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, he fixed it so that you could watch the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Or we could have it on while we're here. Yep.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
And is there anything like specific that you can point
to that you're like, this is why I'm so into
the Olympics, because prior to this week, the only interest
I thought you had in the Olympics was getting a
USA short.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That is also valid. And let me just say that
I think I told you. But so I got a
cool TM USA shirt because it's cool. It's so cool
and it's skims and it's awesome. I did wear it
two fridays in a row. I wore it for good
for you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I wore it for the friday that we were filming
Olympic content, and then.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Of course I had to wear it last Friday because
that was the official kickoff. Yeah, it's it's opening ceremony.
And yes, so shout out Jay, our wonderful engineer.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
He came in.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Okay, let me just say also, last week was lonely,
like you know, I was in here and I didn't
have anyone to talk to. So Jay came in and
I was like, yeah, I really want to watch the
opening ceremony. And you know what he did. He got
some chords, he blew the dust off, and he set
that TV up for me, which was so sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, no, it's it's it's a very nice thing. I
just would have never guessed that that that TV work exactly,
and I just assumed that it was broken.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
He was saying the same thing.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
He was like, now I want to get it working
because I'm so convinced, like it's not going to work,
you know, because it had been off for so long.
But nope, here I am. I have to come in
and switch things up and be all annoying and want
to watch the Olympics whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, and I think I feel I felt worse for
Jay because I have so much crap in that office,
like nick Knack stuff, like and I and and like
I have a I have this this DeAndre Aydon bobblehead
that I didn't need.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
But I was just like, oh, it's free, so I'll
take it.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
We love to do that.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And so my guess is that it got knocked over, right, Yeah, yeah,
it got knocked over.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was in the zone, yeah, because his head is
a little jacked.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, and I wanted to confront you specifically.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Well listen, so you couldn't lie.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
I'm not and I'll take I mean it was Jay,
but I'll take the ownership for it, because Jay was
doing me a favor. He was doing me a solid, yes,
but just know that it was all in good efforts
so that I could watch the opening ceremony.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Really, what it comes down to is that there's just
too much stuff in that Yeah, there's there's too much stuff.
There's too many people, and like we're just dealing with it. Right.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That room is like the equivalent to like the laundry
room of this building, you know what I mean, Like
it's just this long, weird shaped only we come out dirtier, yeah,
and smellier.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah and yeah. But anyways, back to the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
You ask where it stemmed from, and it's weird because
I'll never forget about the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I think that when things become very relevant, like for example,
I just hype, you know, I was just so hyper
fixated on Love Island and I always get like that,
but this year it was like extra And so when
that ended, I was like, I'm feeling lost, I'm feeling empty,
I'm feeling sad, and I don't know what to watching thing.
(26:05):
Lucky for me, here comes the worldwide national event.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
The Olympics, to save me.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
So I think there's an element of I've just poured
all my attention into the Olympics now because I had
nothing else to watch. But I also was very, very
excited about the Olympics. And I think this is gonna
be very specific. I think it's just like a sense
of me being nostalgic.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But and you're a patriot, yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Of course, of course.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
But do you were you familiar with the two thousand
and eight Sonic Mario and Sonic Olympic games.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I mean I never played game, but I know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Okay, And I don't even know if that's the proper name,
but I vividly remember getting that game for like my
birthday or something that year. It was like the two
thousand and eight Beijing Olympics, right, yeah, iconic year, and
I just remember getting the Wii game for it of
like Sonic and Mario at the Olympics, and I that
was my favorite game.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh my god, it was the best game ever.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
And so I think that maybe I'm just trying to
go back there.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
So in summary, okay, in summary, yes, the.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Olympics inspires you to eat donuts and play video games.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yes, those are my Olympics.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Those are your Olympics. Yes, listen, everyone has to have
their own motivation.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And I get it because three weeks ago I would
have I would have said, why would Jenna be watching
the Olympics right and not.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Just watching like now I've got like four screens on. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now these three weeks have gone by and you're the
biggest fan, and I now I understand where the transition happened.
You're seeing it, okay, Yeah, I mean a little bit.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I think that there's just a sense like and not
to you know, get two in my fields.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
But I just remember always watching like the summer games
at home with my mom.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, and I feel like there's just a sense of.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Like, ah, well, we watched logic the nineteen ninety six
Olympics in in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I was like, I was young. I was ten.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I was young.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, you were, you were you were even younger, you
were negative ten. You were just a sparkle in your
father's eye.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yep, something like that. And it just and then he said.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And then it just happened and he blinked. He's like, oh,
I gotta step out from milk anyway, and uh, I
watched I mean, I was religious about it then, but
at that point it wasn't on twenty four to seven.
It was just like they would they would just be
like selective events that people were interested in. And I
(29:03):
remember watching the two hundred meters Dash at my father's
house and then he died in twenty nineteen. So when
you watch it, so I feel I mean, I feel
like the same nostalgia.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
That you get it.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You get it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, and I'm sorry to hear about your father in
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, you know, we're coming up on this anniversary, and
it's it's full of it's full of emotion, and it's
not it's not anything to joke about.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
No, we are so seriously.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
When a parent dies, a part of you dies as well.
And the part of me that's dead is the majority
of me. I have no emotions anymore. M hm, and
I have we know my purpose has been lost in
(30:06):
this world.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, I just can't.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It's kind of sad.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Describe this is feeling really sad.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Do we have a moment? This is sad.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
See what's comforting about having a dead parent is that
previous to when he died, I was dead to him already.
So just like you said, I I need to I
need to address because I've also been told that not
everyone gets your humor.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
These are all jokes. It's not like I'm not dead inside.
I do more than my father, and I mean that's
why I cry in the shower exactly. And also it's
like Papa, can you hear me? And then I know
he can't well because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Well I once did.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I had a podcast one time, Jenna, with another young
lady who worked here, and we did Bachelor reviews, and
at that time I was much more flippant with my words.
It means kind of I just kind of let it
all out anytime. And then we had a big meeting
about using the F word and whatever h and wording
(31:23):
flippant no, no, no, the one that starts with F
and ends with U.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
That one so.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And and we had a huge meeting about like what's
appropriate and uh. I was called out multiple times for
the the excessive use of the do it So.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't really know why I felt the need to
bring that up.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
But where was that going anyway? Some Bachelor reviews, Oh
that you were just more flip flip.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, now now I'm now I'm much more careful with
how I choose my words, unless the mics are off,
in which case game on.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
You guys don't want to hear that. You don't want
to know what's going.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
On everybody, It's not just me.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I also want to say that I maybe I'm in.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What is the word flippiant, flippant, flippant. Maybe I'm flippant
right now.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Flip is what some biles does.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I've got the Olympics on my she is a philippient,
She's a gold metal flippiant.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Anyways, maybe I'm great. I don't even now.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I can't even say the word flippant flippant because I
do just want to go back, and I probably shouldnt
even bring light back to it. But I don't eat children.
I've been thinking this whole time.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm like, cancel, I'm getting canceled. No, that was a joke.
I'm flippant.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I would hope that people would understand that that is
a joke I would do.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
But you know, I don't know. Are me was weird
about eating people?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Remember that whole thing? Yeah, but he actually I think
was doing it. I'm not doing it. I swear, I swear.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
This, and so again trying to measure my words. I'm
trying to figure out how to say things without making
it sound weirder. But no, Jenna does not eat all children.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
No, it's just microwave hot dogs, the.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Ones that look succulent enough. Yes, that's where that's where
you're that's.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Where we do a little tasting.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
So what can we expect on the John Jay and
Rich social media this week? I mean, oh man, we
just got some karaoke, we got Olympic coverage.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well get ready, you're not gonna believe what's next.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
But we have more Olympics yep. So basically, just if
you're sick of the Olympics, that sucks.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That's what we've got for the rest the week and
forever Olympic only.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
It's great though, you're doing a great jobs.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
We just you know, we have fun over here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I was talking about microphone.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Oh me too, I wasn't talking to you at all.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, thanks for taking some time out of your day, Jen,
I know, I just know how just struggling.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
You saw me there editing a TikTok It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
On the TikTok Okay, Well this was fun, this was
this was good to get off my get off my chest.
I just save some of it because there are things
that I want to cover like on the show, and
we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
But yeah, this was like a mini fresh therapy session.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, nice fresh therapy session exactly. This is Oh god,
it's just been so good. Now I'm gonna I guess
it's about time for me to go.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
To your lunch.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Try in the.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Toilet and that in the lunch that I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I gotta be honest, Jenna, I feel really bad. You're
really bad because I didn't because I didn't even remember
you asking that until you just reminded me.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
So now I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, it's fine. I'm just gonna walk over to the
lunch lunch by myself.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I know a guy myself.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I knew you were in the other building. I think
you can drive you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, he doesn't have a vehicle that I bull riding.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I mean carry multiple people.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Oh god, multiple No, and you know what else?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, just like I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna be flippant.
Go ahead, you know what else can carry in there?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Children?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, Jenna's like I got candy. No anyway, No, that's
not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Jo, It's not Why would you say that? Okay, well lunch,
it's gonna go to lunch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay whatever. Okay, have a have a great day.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You too.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I wasn't talking to you again.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Well, I'm telling them, okay, by I
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