August 15, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Serena, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good morning, what's up, bro?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well fart apparently?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Why I was listening in on the station yesterday when
you guys were having a very mature conversation about fart.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, we were, we were extremely mature. And thank you
for acknowledging such things. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, you did a really good job. Well done.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I saw you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, oh I saw your video. You're that's great. That
was good stuff. It was funny.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, I you know, I have this, Yeah, I have
this rating system with my kids, you know, because kids
argue all the time about absolutely anything, and you know,
the rating system goes like, you know, one to three.
I don't want to hear it anymore, Right, you have
to stop. And if it's like a two to five,
(00:55):
then maybe they can continue, you know, and I'll see
how it goes. And then if it goes higher, you know,
maybe I'm I'm a little more interested. But if it's
like a nine or ten, it's a good argument, and
like I'm engaged, and I need to put in my
two cents. And that's how I felt. That's what I
felt about the fart debate. Okay, now I got to
(01:15):
hear this, Okay, so my first thought was my first
thought was if fart's never dissipated, right, Like, if the
stinkies never dissipated and went away, wouldn't just like the
entire atmosphere just smell all the time, right, Yes, because
(01:37):
we're so stinky? Yes? Yeah, but like so it makes
sense that if you laught them, they should break apart
and separate. Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, So it
was bothering me all day, like I just everything. I
ran so many errands, I got so much things done,
(01:58):
and all day long it was just running the back
of my head, like where do the farts go?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's like a children's book like it was.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It was cut. And then we were driving out to
my kids school for an event, and I asked my
family what did they think? And so then they were like, well, mom,
we think you're weird.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm talking science, and when you hear the doctor say no,
what you're doing is you're actually pushing it into people's noses.
That science makes sense though too, but it's it's tragic.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. So I ended up I couldn't go to bed
last night, and so I did some research and this
is how I learn everything that I know, right before
bed when I just can't can't stop thinking about it.
And the first thing that I learned is that farts
go six point eight miles per hour when you fart them.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's unless yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I told my husband and he was like, oh no,
I didn't need to know that. And so then what
I found out was that like both theories are kind
of true because like ninety nine percent of a toot
is just like atmospheric gases, right, Like it's like nitrogen
and hydrogen and methane like all things that don't really smell,
(03:21):
like carbon dioxide. And there's like one percent of the
toot that is soul a hydrogen sulfide and like bacteria
based on what you ate. So if you eat food
that has sulfur, which is like meat, eggs, broccoli, things
(03:42):
like that, then the sulfur has to leave your system
and so that's where the stinky bit comes from. Okay, fact, right,
And so when you waft a toot, like all the
other gases goes their way and it does actually dissipate
the smell. But the thing that I was really bothered
by it is that hydrogen sulfide doesn't go anywhere, and
(04:05):
so that like a little bit of bacteria stays in
the air, and so it can stay in the air
right between one to forty two days.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh well, hopefully hopefully it's filtered out of your pants.
You're wearing pants when you to you know, hopefully it
doesn't make it all the way through pants. You know, Serena,
I can tell you I've always but even before we
had the doctor on the phone, I've always believed that
this stuff was in the air. In fact, I mean
give you an example. A week ago, we were in
San Diego at a conference. I was sitting next to Kyle.
She let me borrow. I asked her if I could
(04:39):
have a piece of gum. I was chewing the piece
of gum, and then later I went to the bathroom,
and when I came back, I said, hey, can I
have a piece of gum? I just gave you a
piece of gum. Yeah, which to the bathroom. I don't
wanny poop particles in my mouth, but I mean they're chewing.
But you know, you go into the urinal and then
other people's poop particles float the air. For sure that
it went. I was like, oh, I can't imagine chewing
gum so she gladly gave me another piece.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Of gumpy person.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, Serena, thank you so much for listening. You
are experts.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, you know. It's the pride of my day
to help you out with all those problems.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I have a great day you too. Before Bye bye, April. Hi,
good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So what's your fraud story?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
So I sold a car and put the money in
the bank so I could buy a new one. I
was so excited, this is going to be my first
brand new car. And on the way to the dealership,
I went to pull money out of the ATM to
get money for lunch. My account was drained and I
was literally confused. There were thousands of dollars. So I
went home and logged into my account and someone spent
(05:54):
eight thousand dollars at Barnes and Noble. Barnes and Noble, Like,
how the heck do you see an eight thousand dollars
at Barnes and Noble, A lot of books.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You buy an original copy of something like Joe from you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Would tell you about it, and then an additional thirty
dollars at a Jack in the box in California. Wow,
and I live in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Did you get it all back?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, it was a process, but eventually yes. I worked
at the banks, the police, and it was a whole ordeal.
Needless stay it and get a car for a minute.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
But did you find out who did it? Like some
wh never big reader ever.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Happened so much. I don't know if they could ever
find to prosecute it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But they always say would you like to press charges?
And you should always say yes, I would.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, No they did not track the person down,
so it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, thank you for calling it, thanks for listening, April
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, no problem, have a good day.
Serena, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good morning, what's up, bro?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Well fart apparently?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Why I was listening in on the station yesterday when
you guys were having a very mature conversation about fart.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, we were, we were extremely mature. And thank you
for acknowledging such things. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, you did a really good job. Well done.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I saw you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, oh I saw your video. You're that's great. That
was good stuff. It was funny.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, I you know, I have this, Yeah, I have
this rating system with my kids, you know, because kids
argue all the time about absolutely anything, and you know,
the rating system goes like, you know, one to three.
I don't want to hear it anymore, Right, you have
to stop. And if it's like a two to five,
(00:55):
then maybe they can continue, you know, and I'll see
how it goes. And then if it goes higher, you know,
maybe I'm I'm a little more interested. But if it's
like a nine or ten, it's a good argument, and
like I'm engaged, and I need to put in my
two cents. And that's how I felt. That's what I
felt about the fart debate. Okay, now I got to
(01:15):
hear this, Okay, so my first thought was my first
thought was if fart's never dissipated, right, Like, if the
stinkies never dissipated and went away, wouldn't just like the
entire atmosphere just smell all the time, right, Yes, because
(01:37):
we're so stinky? Yes? Yeah, but like so it makes
sense that if you laught them, they should break apart
and separate. Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, So it
was bothering me all day, like I just everything. I
ran so many errands, I got so much things done,
(01:58):
and all day long it was just running the back
of my head, like where do the farts go?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's like a children's book like it was.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It was cut. And then we were driving out to
my kids school for an event, and I asked my
family what did they think? And so then they were like, well, mom,
we think you're weird.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm talking science, and when you hear the doctor say no,
what you're doing is you're actually pushing it into people's noses.
That science makes sense though too, but it's it's tragic.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. So I ended up I couldn't go to bed
last night, and so I did some research and this
is how I learn everything that I know, right before
bed when I just can't can't stop thinking about it.
And the first thing that I learned is that farts
go six point eight miles per hour when you fart them.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's unless yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, I told my husband and he was like, oh no,
I didn't need to know that. And so then what
I found out was that like both theories are kind
of true because like ninety nine percent of a toot
is just like atmospheric gases, right, Like it's like nitrogen
and hydrogen and methane like all things that don't really smell,
(03:21):
like carbon dioxide. And there's like one percent of the
toot that is soul a hydrogen sulfide and like bacteria
based on what you ate. So if you eat food
that has sulfur, which is like meat, eggs, broccoli, things
(03:42):
like that, then the sulfur has to leave your system
and so that's where the stinky bit comes from. Okay, fact, right,
And so when you waft a toot, like all the
other gases goes their way and it does actually dissipate
the smell. But the thing that I was really bothered
by it is that hydrogen sulfide doesn't go anywhere, and
(04:05):
so that like a little bit of bacteria stays in
the air, and so it can stay in the air
right between one to forty two days.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh well, hopefully hopefully it's filtered out of your pants.
You're wearing pants when you to you know, hopefully it
doesn't make it all the way through pants. You know, Serena,
I can tell you I've always but even before we
had the doctor on the phone, I've always believed that
this stuff was in the air. In fact, I mean
give you an example. A week ago, we were in
San Diego at a conference. I was sitting next to Kyle.
She let me borrow. I asked her if I could
(04:39):
have a piece of gum. I was chewing the piece
of gum, and then later I went to the bathroom,
and when I came back, I said, hey, can I
have a piece of gum? I just gave you a
piece of gum. Yeah, which to the bathroom. I don't
wanny poop particles in my mouth, but I mean they're chewing.
But you know, you go into the urinal and then
other people's poop particles float the air. For sure that
it went. I was like, oh, I can't imagine chewing
gum so she gladly gave me another piece.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Of gumpy person.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, Serena, thank you so much for listening. You
are experts.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, you know. It's the pride of my day
to help you out with all those problems.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I have a great day you too. Before Bye bye, April. Hi,
good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So what's your fraud story?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
So I sold a car and put the money in
the bank so I could buy a new one. I
was so excited, this is going to be my first
brand new car. And on the way to the dealership,
I went to pull money out of the ATM to
get money for lunch. My account was drained and I
was literally confused. There were thousands of dollars. So I
went home and logged into my account and someone spent
(05:54):
eight thousand dollars at Barnes and Noble. Barnes and Noble, Like,
how the heck do you see an eight thousand dollars
at Barnes and Noble, A lot of books.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You buy an original copy of something like Joe from you.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Would tell you about it, and then an additional thirty
dollars at a Jack in the box in California. Wow,
and I live in Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Did you get it all back?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, it was a process, but eventually yes. I worked
at the banks, the police, and it was a whole ordeal.
Needless stay it and get a car for a minute.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
But did you find out who did it? Like some
wh never big reader ever.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Happened so much. I don't know if they could ever
find to prosecute it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So terrible.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But they always say would you like to press charges?
And you should always say yes, I would.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, yeah, No they did not track the person down,
so it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, thank you for calling it, thanks for listening, April
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, no problem, have a good day.
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