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(00:00):
Hey, the oldest man in theworld has passed away. He was one
hundred and fourteen years old, anduh yeah. This guy was in Venezuela,
and he's described as humble, hardworking, peaceful, enthusiastic about family
and tradition, and together with hisI guess this was somebody who was writing
(00:23):
about in social media like some sortof post. Together with my wife and
children, we had the pleasure inpride of meeting him and sharing with his
loved ones. And so confirmation ispending. Regarding the next oldest man alive,
who's one twelve in Japan, Idon't wow, I don't know.
Do you want to make it toone fourteen? I mean that is uh
(00:44):
are you tired? Children are probablydead, your grandchildren are in their seventies.
I mean you're probably tired out.I guess it depends on the quality
of life at that point. Areyou there still? Men? Are are
you what are you physically able todo at that point? Yeah? Yeah,
but there could be quality of life. Yeah, all right, guess
(01:10):
who it is. It's marsh thatjoining us now there and there he is,
Hi Marshall. Wow, So yeah, Marshall, we were just talking
about the uh the world's oldest manpasses away at one fourteen? Do you
want to make it to one fourteen? I mean, I think I'd like
(01:32):
to try. Okay, you know, I mean, so we did a
story one time. We went tomeet a lady who was one hundred and
two and she was at an assistedliving facility and she she was very nice
and she sat down and she chattedwith us, and we were finished talking
to her, we were getting wewere walking out through the lobby and these
other two ladies came in from powerwalking and they'd been out around the grounds
and they're in their jogging suits,and it turns out that one of them
(01:55):
was a ninety nine year old ladyand her seventy plus year old daughter and
they'd been out power walking around thegrounds. I love it. And and
so Tustacia's point, quality of lifeis kind of everything. And so I
mean, she was spry, shewas fit, she was just like that.
And we're like, can we talkto you, because you know,
we just talked to your neighbor.And she's like, no, I don't
(02:16):
want to be on camera. Butthen she began describing to her. She's
like, I'm done, done,fine, and she's like, mom,
don't say that. She's like,no, no, I mean, look,
half my friends are gone. I'velost a couple of kids. She's
like, I'm done. It's good. It's been fantastic. I've loved it.
But that's kind of where she was. She was just like, you
know, and we were like,but look at you. You're power walking,
(02:38):
You're you're you're great. She's like, ah, I'm good, kid,
don't worry about me. Like,okay, But that's kind of like,
isn't that what you would hope forat that age to just be like,
hey, you know what, it'sbeen a good life. I'm not
regretting anything. I feel subtled andevery day is a blessing. That way.
(02:59):
What a woe full attitude to have. And in the meantime, I'm
gonna go power walking. That's rightkind of o oh oh hold on,
okay, oh boy, what wasthat justin? Oh no, literally seconds
ago, We've got got ourselves abrand new freeze Watch. There we go.
That's because we're going to drop toabout thirty two thirty four tonight,
(03:21):
thirty one tomorrow. Yeah, soyeah, there it is brand new.
You know, Mark King Weather NewsReal quick before we get to it.
Yesterday, when I was leaving,it was so bizarre. I'm leaving,
I don't know. It was aroundsix six, so five ish when I'm
leaving the radio station last night,and there were these pellets sleety kind of
(03:42):
just bizarre coming like just to beatthe band. I mean it was was
it gropple? It might have beengropple, I'm not sure. Was it.
Was it soft and squishy like asnowball kind or was it like an
ice pellet? It was like anice pellet, almost like little hailballs or
something. Okay, which is yeah, which is fascinating actually because yesterday we
had sleet, but we also hadhail and they're they're completely different formation processes.
(04:10):
They they're they're actually completely different things. But the bottom result is that
comes like a little ice ball andwe had both. Yeah, yesterday,
that's really weird. And I gotreally I brought it up to say.
I started down thirty three headed northand I'm not kidding you. I within
a half a mile the road wasdry and it's stopped. I was like,
(04:31):
well, this is so bizarre.And then it happened again today when
I was it started coming down again. This and I was just like,
man, this is so weird allof this. I'm like, can we
hurry up and get to spring?Please? But this is a process,
So here we go. So wehave If you look at radar right now,
it is just speckled with all theselittle showers and they're they're real.
(04:53):
I mean they're not even a milewide, some of these, So they're
just all over the place and you'regonna drive into one, drive out of
it and their sunshine on either side. So that's the way it's going to
be for a lot of this eveningand overnight. Later tonight and overnight,
some of that's going to turn intosome wintry mix and snowshowers, much like
it did last night. So bridgesand overpasses are going to be the same
(05:15):
issue. Where they have cold airabove and below, they tend to cool
off a little faster than the actualground, so that's where you might have
some of those just occasional slick spotsthere in town. Tonight, we'll drop
to thirty four and as noted,we have a brand new freeze watch in
effect for tonight. Then on Fridaywe get up to forty six degrees after
some mix in the morning, weget a few rain showers in the afternoon.
(05:39):
Forty six is still pretty pretty farbelow average for this time of the
year. And then on Saturday,nice day, we start drying out.
We're partly cloudy a him year,fifty degrees, and on Sunday fifty eight
we're dry for most of the daywith some showers Sunday night, Marshall,
thank you very much. Forty seven. Right now, man, the hits
(06:00):
just keep on coming. This isthe emotion. Yeah, okay, I
know this. I recognize the melody. Yeah. We could sit down one
day and I could quiz you onMariah songs. How fun would that be?
Probably fun for you and I?And then that's it. Nobody listening
would be like, they'd all go, what are you doing? Punch there
they go listening to somebody else.Arah fans out there that you just don't
(06:25):
even realize they are. I justdon't know that they're listening to the show,
is all I'm saying. Certainly thereare lots of Mariah fans, no
question about that. Without further ado, it is time for Stomp Stay.
It's America's most exciting favorite game showwe have. Hey, you don't laugh
(06:47):
too hard. We have a coupleof headlines, three of them. Two
today will be fake, one willbe real, one will be real.
Choo's the real news. And I'mtrying to get a winning streak going.
And again, Yeah, you werewinless in March. No, that's not
true. I won one, lostone. Oh I'm sorry I didn't see
you twice, okay, right,yeah, ok so it's a new month
(07:10):
here we are. Remember, I'msorry, I can't even remember what I
had for dinner my brain. Yeahthat's good though, that you remember that
because I don't write it down.So you'd think at some point I would
after the year track on my phone. Yeah, after four years, i'd
see my wins and losses. Whichcolumn is greater? Right? So first
headline, listening to a C.D C makes surgeons faster and more accurate.
(07:35):
And I'm searching for the real headlinetoday. You're searching for the real
headlines. D C makes surgeons faster, more accurate. Yeah that's awesome.
Yeah, that's great. Yeah youblack, Yeah, that's interesting, that's
(07:58):
interesting. You intra. Yeah wecould go over acdc's hits catalog, but
I'll stop. Josh, what isyour headline? All right? Stasia,
Kansas town Sue's homeowner over noise oftheir eight hundred and fifty five piece wind
(08:22):
chime art. Oh for bless,that's I would move right in next to
that neighbor. That's my luck ifI were. I'm surprised it hasn't happened
to me. Kansas town Sue's homeownerover noise of their eight one hundred and
fifty five piece wind chime art.That is my nightmare. That's my actual
nightmare. Wow, can you justhear wind chimes? No? Nonstuff?
(08:46):
That's that's a lot, eight hundredand fifty piece wind chime art. I
don't have any wind chimes me.Yeah, that's not for me. We
do, do you? It wasuh, they were They sit on the
ground, but they were a giftfrom my father in law and his wife
(09:07):
for my mom's funeral when she passed, So they're very important to me.
It's lovely. You can't hear themwhen they're just laying on the ground,
though, No, you can't.They're off there. It's like a stand
you met, Like you said,them laying on the ground and take some
serious womb to get those get astand on the ground. Okay, it's
(09:28):
it's it's a free standing called windshie. There's something soothing about those, but
it depends on the day for me. But something that has relevance like that,
and it has a deep meaning forJosh just completely. I understand that.
But the average person that here,I don't know. Some people it
just irritates the crap out of them. But then some people, I don't
(09:48):
know, they can be soothing.Okay. Third and final headline, Gravy
Granny goes viral after sharing her beefbroth eminem gravy recipe. Oh, gravy
Granny, eminem gravy recipe. Okay, So that's funny because I'm always surprised
(10:09):
at the number of recipes that havesour cream in them. Like my mom
was making Easter cookies this past weekend. It's like my favorite thing, these
Easter cookies, and there's sour creamin them, and I just think that's
crazy. But you can put weirdYou could put weird things now I forgot.
You can put weird things in arecipe and sometimes it works. Okay,
(10:31):
Wow, So an eminem gravy recipe. Yeah, beef broth eminem gravy
recipe. That just sounds hard tobelieve. Okay, So we have ACDC
making surgeons faster, more accurate.We have the town swing, a family
with their eight hundred and fifty piecewind chime orchestra in their yard, and
(10:52):
then we have the Eminem Gravy Granny, and we're searching for the real headline.
I think the real headline is thesurgeons in a C d C.
I think that you are correst.That also means that there's no Eminem Beef
(11:13):
Boo Leon Gravy out there. Thankgoodness for that. We all win.
Yes, that you chose the realheadline today, that you know what the
one who removed my gallbladder, heuh yeah, I already know. He's
a rocker. Yeah, And Iworked at a rock station then and he
was like, uh yeah, dude. He has disturbed a Metallica playing and
(11:33):
he's like a rock and roll.He's in New York now. He worked
for OSU. His name is Peteand he's bad ass. This music that
helps me write and it's not Mariahno no. I listened to one of
two things, Beethoven's Fifth or Ilistened to fat Boy Slim while you while
(11:54):
I'm writing your creat It just keepsme in the zone, so I get that
Hey, the oldest man in theworld has passed away. He was one
hundred and fourteen years old, anduh yeah. This guy was in Venezuela,
and he's described as humble, hardworking, peaceful, enthusiastic about family
and tradition, and together with hisI guess this was somebody who was writing
(00:23):
about in social media like some sortof post. Together with my wife and
children, we had the pleasure inpride of meeting him and sharing with his
loved ones. And so confirmation ispending. Regarding the next oldest man alive,
who's one twelve in Japan, Idon't wow, I don't know.
Do you want to make it toone fourteen? I mean that is uh
(00:44):
are you tired? Children are probablydead, your grandchildren are in their seventies.
I mean you're probably tired out.I guess it depends on the quality
of life at that point. Areyou there still? Men? Are are
you what are you physically able todo at that point? Yeah? Yeah,
but there could be quality of life. Yeah, all right, guess
(01:10):
who it is. It's marsh thatjoining us now there and there he is,
Hi Marshall. Wow, So yeah, Marshall, we were just talking
about the uh the world's oldest manpasses away at one fourteen? Do you
want to make it to one fourteen? I mean, I think I'd like
(01:32):
to try. Okay, you know, I mean, so we did a
story one time. We went tomeet a lady who was one hundred and
two and she was at an assistedliving facility and she she was very nice
and she sat down and she chattedwith us, and we were finished talking
to her, we were getting wewere walking out through the lobby and these
other two ladies came in from powerwalking and they'd been out around the grounds
and they're in their jogging suits,and it turns out that one of them
(01:55):
was a ninety nine year old ladyand her seventy plus year old daughter and
they'd been out power walking around thegrounds. I love it. And and
so Tustacia's point, quality of lifeis kind of everything. And so I
mean, she was spry, shewas fit, she was just like that.
And we're like, can we talkto you, because you know,
we just talked to your neighbor.And she's like, no, I don't
(02:16):
want to be on camera. Butthen she began describing to her. She's
like, I'm done, done,fine, and she's like, mom,
don't say that. She's like,no, no, I mean, look,
half my friends are gone. I'velost a couple of kids. She's
like, I'm done. It's good. It's been fantastic. I've loved it.
But that's kind of where she was. She was just like, you
know, and we were like,but look at you. You're power walking,
(02:38):
You're you're you're great. She's like, ah, I'm good, kid,
don't worry about me. Like,okay, But that's kind of like,
isn't that what you would hope forat that age to just be like,
hey, you know what, it'sbeen a good life. I'm not
regretting anything. I feel subtled andevery day is a blessing. That way.
(02:59):
What a woe full attitude to have. And in the meantime, I'm
gonna go power walking. That's rightkind of o oh oh hold on,
okay, oh boy, what wasthat justin? Oh no, literally seconds
ago, We've got got ourselves abrand new freeze Watch. There we go.
That's because we're going to drop toabout thirty two thirty four tonight,
(03:21):
thirty one tomorrow. Yeah, soyeah, there it is brand new.
You know, Mark King Weather NewsReal quick before we get to it.
Yesterday, when I was leaving,it was so bizarre. I'm leaving,
I don't know. It was aroundsix six, so five ish when I'm
leaving the radio station last night,and there were these pellets sleety kind of
(03:42):
just bizarre coming like just to beatthe band. I mean it was was
it gropple? It might have beengropple, I'm not sure. Was it.
Was it soft and squishy like asnowball kind or was it like an
ice pellet? It was like anice pellet, almost like little hailballs or
something. Okay, which is yeah, which is fascinating actually because yesterday we
had sleet, but we also hadhail and they're they're completely different formation processes.
(04:10):
They they're they're actually completely different things. But the bottom result is that
comes like a little ice ball andwe had both. Yeah, yesterday,
that's really weird. And I gotreally I brought it up to say.
I started down thirty three headed northand I'm not kidding you. I within
a half a mile the road wasdry and it's stopped. I was like,
(04:31):
well, this is so bizarre.And then it happened again today when
I was it started coming down again. This and I was just like,
man, this is so weird allof this. I'm like, can we
hurry up and get to spring?Please? But this is a process,
So here we go. So wehave If you look at radar right now,
it is just speckled with all theselittle showers and they're they're real.
(04:53):
I mean they're not even a milewide, some of these, So they're
just all over the place and you'regonna drive into one, drive out of
it and their sunshine on either side. So that's the way it's going to
be for a lot of this eveningand overnight. Later tonight and overnight,
some of that's going to turn intosome wintry mix and snowshowers, much like
it did last night. So bridgesand overpasses are going to be the same
(05:15):
issue. Where they have cold airabove and below, they tend to cool
off a little faster than the actualground, so that's where you might have
some of those just occasional slick spotsthere in town. Tonight, we'll drop
to thirty four and as noted,we have a brand new freeze watch in
effect for tonight. Then on Fridaywe get up to forty six degrees after
some mix in the morning, weget a few rain showers in the afternoon.
(05:39):
Forty six is still pretty pretty farbelow average for this time of the
year. And then on Saturday,nice day, we start drying out.
We're partly cloudy a him year,fifty degrees, and on Sunday fifty eight
we're dry for most of the daywith some showers Sunday night, Marshall,
thank you very much. Forty seven. Right now, man, the hits
(06:00):
just keep on coming. This isthe emotion. Yeah, okay, I
know this. I recognize the melody. Yeah. We could sit down one
day and I could quiz you onMariah songs. How fun would that be?
Probably fun for you and I?And then that's it. Nobody listening
would be like, they'd all go, what are you doing? Punch there
they go listening to somebody else.Arah fans out there that you just don't
(06:25):
even realize they are. I justdon't know that they're listening to the show,
is all I'm saying. Certainly thereare lots of Mariah fans, no
question about that. Without further ado, it is time for Stomp Stay.
It's America's most exciting favorite game showwe have. Hey, you don't laugh
(06:47):
too hard. We have a coupleof headlines, three of them. Two
today will be fake, one willbe real, one will be real.
Choo's the real news. And I'mtrying to get a winning streak going.
And again, Yeah, you werewinless in March. No, that's not
true. I won one, lostone. Oh I'm sorry I didn't see
you twice, okay, right,yeah, ok so it's a new month
(07:10):
here we are. Remember, I'msorry, I can't even remember what I
had for dinner my brain. Yeahthat's good though, that you remember that
because I don't write it down.So you'd think at some point I would
after the year track on my phone. Yeah, after four years, i'd
see my wins and losses. Whichcolumn is greater? Right? So first
headline, listening to a C.D C makes surgeons faster and more accurate.
(07:35):
And I'm searching for the real headlinetoday. You're searching for the real
headlines. D C makes surgeons faster, more accurate. Yeah that's awesome.
Yeah, that's great. Yeah youblack, Yeah, that's interesting, that's
(07:58):
interesting. You intra. Yeah wecould go over acdc's hits catalog, but
I'll stop. Josh, what isyour headline? All right? Stasia,
Kansas town Sue's homeowner over noise oftheir eight hundred and fifty five piece wind
(08:22):
chime art. Oh for bless,that's I would move right in next to
that neighbor. That's my luck ifI were. I'm surprised it hasn't happened
to me. Kansas town Sue's homeownerover noise of their eight one hundred and
fifty five piece wind chime art.That is my nightmare. That's my actual
nightmare. Wow, can you justhear wind chimes? No? Nonstuff?
(08:46):
That's that's a lot, eight hundredand fifty piece wind chime art. I
don't have any wind chimes me.Yeah, that's not for me. We
do, do you? It wasuh, they were They sit on the
ground, but they were a giftfrom my father in law and his wife
(09:07):
for my mom's funeral when she passed, So they're very important to me.
It's lovely. You can't hear themwhen they're just laying on the ground,
though, No, you can't.They're off there. It's like a stand
you met, Like you said,them laying on the ground and take some
serious womb to get those get astand on the ground. Okay, it's
(09:28):
it's it's a free standing called windshie. There's something soothing about those, but
it depends on the day for me. But something that has relevance like that,
and it has a deep meaning forJosh just completely. I understand that.
But the average person that here,I don't know. Some people it
just irritates the crap out of them. But then some people, I don't
(09:48):
know, they can be soothing.Okay. Third and final headline, Gravy
Granny goes viral after sharing her beefbroth eminem gravy recipe. Oh, gravy
Granny, eminem gravy recipe. Okay, So that's funny because I'm always surprised
(10:09):
at the number of recipes that havesour cream in them. Like my mom
was making Easter cookies this past weekend. It's like my favorite thing, these
Easter cookies, and there's sour creamin them, and I just think that's
crazy. But you can put weirdYou could put weird things now I forgot.
You can put weird things in arecipe and sometimes it works. Okay,
(10:31):
Wow, So an eminem gravy recipe. Yeah, beef broth eminem gravy
recipe. That just sounds hard tobelieve. Okay, So we have ACDC
making surgeons faster, more accurate.We have the town swing, a family
with their eight hundred and fifty piecewind chime orchestra in their yard, and
(10:52):
then we have the Eminem Gravy Granny, and we're searching for the real headline.
I think the real headline is thesurgeons in a C d C.
I think that you are correst.That also means that there's no Eminem Beef
(11:13):
Boo Leon Gravy out there. Thankgoodness for that. We all win.
Yes, that you chose the realheadline today, that you know what the
one who removed my gallbladder, heuh yeah, I already know. He's
a rocker. Yeah, And Iworked at a rock station then and he
was like, uh yeah, dude. He has disturbed a Metallica playing and
(11:33):
he's like a rock and roll.He's in New York now. He worked
for OSU. His name is Peteand he's bad ass. This music that
helps me write and it's not Mariahno no. I listened to one of
two things, Beethoven's Fifth or Ilistened to fat Boy Slim while you while
(11:54):
I'm writing your creat It just keepsme in the zone, so I get that
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