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(00:00):
Do you use something specific for likeyour skin, like your face and you
know, being on a TV skinroutine, or like some really special kind
of Oh I'm so basic. Youshould have something. I don't know.
It looks like you do, sothat's why I just know. But I
know a lot of TV likes.It's a different you have a different set
(00:23):
of you know, things you haveto check. Your job is part of
it and it requires you to,you know, put your best foot forward.
If you will face forward, yourbest face forward. There's somebody on
Reddit that was talking about this.Uh, this secret ingredient is basically rendered
(00:46):
beef fat. I have heard this. You have heard this, beef tallow,
beef talo, that's it. Iheard about this. Though they say
they prepare this in a slow cookerover the course of a week. A
week. I'm not kidding you.I think this really boils down to hydrating
your skin. I don't know whatis so special about beef tallows specifically,
(01:11):
either that is doing the trick.But I have heard this before. I'm
not quite brave enough to try it. But hydration for your skin, that's
real. Well, they say it'sskin restoring properties are off the charts.
And they said, the only potentialdrawback the smell of the smelling like a
burger, like just stuff their nosein your nel like a sack. Look
(01:37):
who it is, marsh he therehe is. Uh. And we were
just talking. Do you do anysort of special like, you know,
the skin type treatment or anything,because tell us about your skincare routine.
Ice cream? Ice cream? Ismeared chocolate sauce across my face most evenings.
(02:00):
It's kind of weird. Results speakfor themselves. No, I'm lucky.
I'm lucky if I'm just able toremember to get the makeup off my
face before I go to bed,if I most bonus, Yeah, you
got to do that. That's whatwe're talking about. I don't really have
a skincare routine. I had ayoung reporter, a young female reporter asked
(02:23):
me, oh, you know,Saysha, tell me about what you use
for your skincare routine. And Iwas like, girl, I got a
washcloth. There's some neutrogena, butI don't know what it is. That's
basically it. Like I I wentdown the high tech route. I actually
I just asked the random target employeein the in the aisle, Hey,
what do you use? And she'slike, oh, I like this and
this. I'm like, great,give me the that's fine. Yeah.
(02:46):
Yeah. You find somebody who lookslike they have good skin or maybe standing
there, and then you go,hey, what do you I don't know,
yeah, no, and then maybeI should have a skincare routine.
You know, I'm a woman inmy mid forties. I should probably have
something going. Well. Yeah,dude. This is the same concept as
(03:07):
if you want to get a reallygood recipe tip, you ask the fluffy
guy. You don't ask the zachcooking guy. Right, they say,
never trust the skinny cook. No, you don't trust the skinny cook.
Not a fluffy cook, right,I know they're enjoying what they make.
Well, that's why you drive aroundthe back of a restaurant before you go
in the front, and if yousee a fluffy guy out there having a
(03:29):
cigarette, you go, oh,that's the cook I'm going in. You
know, like, if it's afluffy guy out there, you're like,
oh, I'm gonna trust this guy. You know, kind of a thing.
But yeah, to your point,yeah, absolutely, So the next
time I see you lurking around theback of a restaurant, will know why.
Sure, that's the reason it isthat, that's what it is.
At least that's what I'm telling thecops. They never see a great Italian
(03:52):
chef that wasn't fluffy. Yeah,but like a great Italian chef is a
bigger man, and that is theway it should be. Thank you,
please and thank you. I thinkso, yeah, you start thinking about
all of them there. Yeah,there's no uh yeah, there's no like
Arnold Schwarzenegger looking shape. But youknow he's still not a skinny, tiny
(04:14):
little guy, right. Uh MarioButtally was was Emerald. Yeah, wow,
that's a that's a good point,man, a really good point.
Marshall. They had to listen tome celebrate the pockets of my dress earlier
today. Oh this is a bigdeal whole week, talk about it all
the time. Yeah, yes,look everybody, come here. Look I
got pocket pocket holes. That's whatsomeone told us, Nancy. Nancy sent
(04:43):
me a note and said, allthose pockets because Josh are talking about the
pocket inside the pocket on jeans formen, you know, are our jeans
and uh nobody now, he saidshe well, she said a d M
and said those are my I thinkshe said like her nephew or some daughter
calls them snack holes. You putsnacks in those, you know, as
(05:04):
a little too we're back to lurkingaround the backside of a restaurant. Yet
there, I said, anyway,go ahead. It is raining out there
in a big way. A lotof Franklin County dealing with some heavy rain,
the heaviest of it right now justeast of seventy one off down your
Grove. City one of four isgetting a pretty good shower as we speak.
(05:25):
Some of that coming through downtown andup near Worthington and up into Westerville.
A lot of rain happening in partsof Delaware County and Union Counties,
so make sure you've got some raingear ready to go. Doesn't look like
anything's too severe, but we mayget some hail or gusty winds sat of
some of these showers in thunderstorms,so we'll stay weather aware for the next
few hours. Tonight, we'll dropto fifty for the overnight low, which
(05:46):
is spot on normal for this timeof the year. Tomorrow, a chance
a few showers in the morning.After that we'll get some sunshine later in
the day. A cool sixty fivefor the high showers and thunderstorms on Saturday
with a high sixty five and Sundaylooks like you're mowing day behinh year sixty
nine, Marshall, thank you verymuch. Sixty five right now classic.
(06:06):
As soon as we bring up snackholes, Marshall's shut up it rain,
there's rain. Let me tell youabout the range. Nothing this. There'll
be no snack hole chats. There'llbe no snack hole chatting, none of
that, none of that. Withoutfurther ado, it's time far stomp station.
(06:27):
We have Yes, we have threeheadlines, two of which today will
be real. So choose the fakenews. Okay, looking for the fake
news. All right, here's aheadline again. Headline number one. Woman
bann from Uber for having first nameSwastika for having what first name Swastika?
(06:55):
That's her first name the name.So she's been banned from Uber for having
first name swastika, horrifying and takingout her parents were German. Possibly it's
nothing. I don't know, I'mjust saying Swasi. I mean, how
(07:15):
do you like what? However,there is a different uh. That symbol
was actually stolen from Hindu culture andit has a different name there and actually
means like peace and serenity, notwhat the Nazis turned it into, which
is pure evil. Right. Butwe're talking about a name right now,
A first name, first name.Yes, somebody had the first name swastikas
(07:41):
from Ubs Stay show. A Norwegiantown has made dying illegal. It's illegal.
A Norwegian town has made dying.Huh, okay, dying is illegal.
(08:01):
Maybe it's one of those really reallytiny towns. There's like three people
and need all the people they canget, so before you die, you
must leave said towns Ah. Yes, I don't know. I'm trying to
figure it out too, because I'mlike, well, how are they going
to stop you from dying? Theysay? The two things in life that
are for sure taxes are death anddeath. Yes, where's there there?
(08:28):
It is? So yeah, thisis uh Somestasia. We have three headlines
today. Stasia is choosing the fakenews the fake news. Okay, here
is the third and final headline.Verse sache fur toilet selling for fifteen thousand
(08:50):
dollars per commode. Say that onemore time, Versachi fur toilet selling for
fifteen thousand per commode. That isabsolutely made for a woman by a woman,
because every man knows that that thingthat fur is going to be ruined
within a week. Every guy,well those of us who actually stand up
(09:16):
to use the bathroom, so weunderstand that this is not going to go
well for the fur for toilet seat, I mean for toilet actually for saut
a furtile for fifteen fifteen. Nowdoes that mean there's fur on the lid
(09:37):
too, because I'm gonna admit Iwould be interested in sitting down and just
having a go at one one time, just like, oh, this is
the coziest toilet I've ever get on. I don't know, furry toilet.
See, I'm trying to think ofwhy anybody would create that. You know,
(09:58):
it's as bizarre now to have agold toilet about that occasionally haslet I
think I've heard that, but afur toilet seed who asked for this?
Okay? And the second one wasabout no, it's illegal to die in
this Norwegian town. Norwegian town.Wow, these are all truly bizarre,
(10:22):
I am wow. Okay, Sowe have the name swastika banned from uber,
which is awful, and then wehave a Norwegian town where it is
banned from dying, okay, andversace for toilet seed I think the fake
news is the versace for toilet seed. Well done, how does it go?
(10:58):
I'm uh wait to be on time. There's act. I'm uh there
it is. I'm uh. Igotta be honest. I'm so happy that
you didn't buy there's an actual furtoilet, just like the same reason you
don't put carpet in a bathroom.You're not supposed to. It's just it's
what I mean, like, evenfor women, for toilet isn't going to
be a great idea all the time. Never, no, never, It
(11:22):
just sounds awful on it. Canyou imagine trying to get an accident out
of that? No, like aclamped together Yeah you can't. It's a
clumpy Yeah you can't. It's impossible. Yeah. Sitting there, you know,
you're taking in one of your snackholes on your fur toilet, trying
to enjoy something.
Do you use something specific for likeyour skin, like your face and you
know, being on a TV skinroutine, or like some really special kind
of Oh I'm so basic. Youshould have something. I don't know.
It looks like you do, sothat's why I just know. But I
know a lot of TV likes.It's a different you have a different set
(00:23):
of you know, things you haveto check. Your job is part of
it and it requires you to,you know, put your best foot forward.
If you will face forward, yourbest face forward. There's somebody on
Reddit that was talking about this.Uh, this secret ingredient is basically rendered
(00:46):
beef fat. I have heard this. You have heard this, beef tallow,
beef talo, that's it. Iheard about this. Though they say
they prepare this in a slow cookerover the course of a week. A
week. I'm not kidding you.I think this really boils down to hydrating
your skin. I don't know whatis so special about beef tallows specifically,
(01:11):
either that is doing the trick.But I have heard this before. I'm
not quite brave enough to try it. But hydration for your skin, that's
real. Well, they say it'sskin restoring properties are off the charts.
And they said, the only potentialdrawback the smell of the smelling like a
burger, like just stuff their nosein your nel like a sack. Look
(01:37):
who it is, marsh he therehe is. Uh. And we were
just talking. Do you do anysort of special like, you know,
the skin type treatment or anything,because tell us about your skincare routine.
Ice cream? Ice cream? Ismeared chocolate sauce across my face most evenings.
(02:00):
It's kind of weird. Results speakfor themselves. No, I'm lucky.
I'm lucky if I'm just able toremember to get the makeup off my
face before I go to bed,if I most bonus, Yeah, you
got to do that. That's whatwe're talking about. I don't really have
a skincare routine. I had ayoung reporter, a young female reporter asked
(02:23):
me, oh, you know,Saysha, tell me about what you use
for your skincare routine. And Iwas like, girl, I got a
washcloth. There's some neutrogena, butI don't know what it is. That's
basically it. Like I I wentdown the high tech route. I actually
I just asked the random target employeein the in the aisle, Hey,
what do you use? And she'slike, oh, I like this and
this. I'm like, great,give me the that's fine. Yeah.
(02:46):
Yeah. You find somebody who lookslike they have good skin or maybe standing
there, and then you go,hey, what do you I don't know,
yeah, no, and then maybeI should have a skincare routine.
You know, I'm a woman inmy mid forties. I should probably have
something going. Well. Yeah,dude. This is the same concept as
(03:07):
if you want to get a reallygood recipe tip, you ask the fluffy
guy. You don't ask the zachcooking guy. Right, they say,
never trust the skinny cook. No, you don't trust the skinny cook.
Not a fluffy cook, right,I know they're enjoying what they make.
Well, that's why you drive aroundthe back of a restaurant before you go
in the front, and if yousee a fluffy guy out there having a
(03:29):
cigarette, you go, oh,that's the cook I'm going in. You
know, like, if it's afluffy guy out there, you're like,
oh, I'm gonna trust this guy. You know, kind of a thing.
But yeah, to your point,yeah, absolutely, So the next
time I see you lurking around theback of a restaurant, will know why.
Sure, that's the reason it isthat, that's what it is.
At least that's what I'm telling thecops. They never see a great Italian
(03:52):
chef that wasn't fluffy. Yeah,but like a great Italian chef is a
bigger man, and that is theway it should be. Thank you,
please and thank you. I thinkso, yeah, you start thinking about
all of them there. Yeah,there's no uh yeah, there's no like
Arnold Schwarzenegger looking shape. But youknow he's still not a skinny, tiny
(04:14):
little guy, right. Uh MarioButtally was was Emerald. Yeah, wow,
that's a that's a good point,man, a really good point.
Marshall. They had to listen tome celebrate the pockets of my dress earlier
today. Oh this is a bigdeal whole week, talk about it all
the time. Yeah, yes,look everybody, come here. Look I
got pocket pocket holes. That's whatsomeone told us, Nancy. Nancy sent
(04:43):
me a note and said, allthose pockets because Josh are talking about the
pocket inside the pocket on jeans formen, you know, are our jeans
and uh nobody now, he saidshe well, she said a d M
and said those are my I thinkshe said like her nephew or some daughter
calls them snack holes. You putsnacks in those, you know, as
(05:04):
a little too we're back to lurkingaround the backside of a restaurant. Yet
there, I said, anyway,go ahead. It is raining out there
in a big way. A lotof Franklin County dealing with some heavy rain,
the heaviest of it right now justeast of seventy one off down your
Grove. City one of four isgetting a pretty good shower as we speak.
(05:25):
Some of that coming through downtown andup near Worthington and up into Westerville.
A lot of rain happening in partsof Delaware County and Union Counties,
so make sure you've got some raingear ready to go. Doesn't look like
anything's too severe, but we mayget some hail or gusty winds sat of
some of these showers in thunderstorms,so we'll stay weather aware for the next
few hours. Tonight, we'll dropto fifty for the overnight low, which
(05:46):
is spot on normal for this timeof the year. Tomorrow, a chance
a few showers in the morning.After that we'll get some sunshine later in
the day. A cool sixty fivefor the high showers and thunderstorms on Saturday
with a high sixty five and Sundaylooks like you're mowing day behinh year sixty
nine, Marshall, thank you verymuch. Sixty five right now classic.
(06:06):
As soon as we bring up snackholes, Marshall's shut up it rain,
there's rain. Let me tell youabout the range. Nothing this. There'll
be no snack hole chats. There'llbe no snack hole chatting, none of
that, none of that. Withoutfurther ado, it's time far stomp station.
(06:27):
We have Yes, we have threeheadlines, two of which today will
be real. So choose the fakenews. Okay, looking for the fake
news. All right, here's aheadline again. Headline number one. Woman
bann from Uber for having first nameSwastika for having what first name Swastika?
(06:55):
That's her first name the name.So she's been banned from Uber for having
first name swastika, horrifying and takingout her parents were German. Possibly it's
nothing. I don't know, I'mjust saying Swasi. I mean, how
(07:15):
do you like what? However,there is a different uh. That symbol
was actually stolen from Hindu culture andit has a different name there and actually
means like peace and serenity, notwhat the Nazis turned it into, which
is pure evil. Right. Butwe're talking about a name right now,
A first name, first name.Yes, somebody had the first name swastikas
(07:41):
from Ubs Stay show. A Norwegiantown has made dying illegal. It's illegal.
A Norwegian town has made dying.Huh, okay, dying is illegal.
(08:01):
Maybe it's one of those really reallytiny towns. There's like three people
and need all the people they canget, so before you die, you
must leave said towns Ah. Yes, I don't know. I'm trying to
figure it out too, because I'mlike, well, how are they going
to stop you from dying? Theysay? The two things in life that
are for sure taxes are death anddeath. Yes, where's there there?
(08:28):
It is? So yeah, thisis uh Somestasia. We have three headlines
today. Stasia is choosing the fakenews the fake news. Okay, here
is the third and final headline.Verse sache fur toilet selling for fifteen thousand
(08:50):
dollars per commode. Say that onemore time, Versachi fur toilet selling for
fifteen thousand per commode. That isabsolutely made for a woman by a woman,
because every man knows that that thingthat fur is going to be ruined
within a week. Every guy,well those of us who actually stand up
(09:16):
to use the bathroom, so weunderstand that this is not going to go
well for the fur for toilet seat, I mean for toilet actually for saut
a furtile for fifteen fifteen. Nowdoes that mean there's fur on the lid
(09:37):
too, because I'm gonna admit Iwould be interested in sitting down and just
having a go at one one time, just like, oh, this is
the coziest toilet I've ever get on. I don't know, furry toilet.
See, I'm trying to think ofwhy anybody would create that. You know,
(09:58):
it's as bizarre now to have agold toilet about that occasionally haslet I
think I've heard that, but afur toilet seed who asked for this?
Okay? And the second one wasabout no, it's illegal to die in
this Norwegian town. Norwegian town.Wow, these are all truly bizarre,
(10:22):
I am wow. Okay, Sowe have the name swastika banned from uber,
which is awful, and then wehave a Norwegian town where it is
banned from dying, okay, andversace for toilet seed I think the fake
news is the versace for toilet seed. Well done, how does it go?
(10:58):
I'm uh wait to be on time. There's act. I'm uh there
it is. I'm uh. Igotta be honest. I'm so happy that
you didn't buy there's an actual furtoilet, just like the same reason you
don't put carpet in a bathroom.You're not supposed to. It's just it's
what I mean, like, evenfor women, for toilet isn't going to
be a great idea all the time. Never, no, never, It
(11:22):
just sounds awful on it. Canyou imagine trying to get an accident out
of that? No, like aclamped together Yeah you can't. It's a
clumpy Yeah you can't. It's impossible. Yeah. Sitting there, you know,
you're taking in one of your snackholes on your fur toilet, trying
to enjoy something.
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