Granville sex doll meets a tragic end

Episode Transcript

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Granville township. In the road crewthere, they you know, they find
litter in the drainage culverts as theycall it, so on and so forth.
Well, this morning it was abruptlystopped as they found a pair of
female legs and feet protruding from trashbags. So they call the Licking County

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Sheriff's office, which called the coroner'soffice, and then it reads here it
resulted in an unusual number of emergencyvehicles, sirens blaring, all of that
racing through Granville. This is sotragic, very tragic. They're running to
the scene on Berg Street, northwestof town, and so then they take

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a look at what they've got hereagain, female legs and feet protruding from
trash bags. Heartbreaking, This isjust absolutely heartbreaking. Well, it turns
out it was a silicone sex doll. They weren't real female leg well they
were female legs, right, butthey weren't real they were So I'm trying

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to do everything I can to holdmy emotions back, because who throws away
a perfectly good sex doll like that? That's just it was it perfectly good.
Any sex dolls are people too,well, no, they're not,
actually, God well, those thingsaren't cheap. That's why I'm surprised somebody
would throw it out, like,oh, how do you know how much

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they cost? Josh, I googledit for this because we were going to
talk about it. There was anincredible device. No, but basically they'll
custom make these things, but theycan go for like ten to fifteen grand
I'm serious, Like the Japanese havea serious like sex doll fetish. Oh
yeah, yes, I don't knowwhat that is with the Japanese familiar with

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Yes, yeah, but they will. I mean ten thousand dollars for a
honk of silicone? What makes whatseparates the the old run of the mill
forty nine ninety five as opposed tothe ten thousand dollars? I mean,
what is the difference? Full?Unless it's the obvious, you're getting a
full body experience like you're getting.How do I put that? Yeah?

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Watch out? How do I putthis? Radio friendly? Young ears?
For me? What I understand speakingcold and all the ways that you can
do it, do the nookie andall the various ways you can when a
woman got it, that that's that'sthat's functional on the doll. Okay,
So the doll is able to doright, Okay, I gotcha. Yeah,

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see your hand motions help here inthe studio. Yeah. Oh,
so that's the difference between the fortynine ninety five variety and then the ninety
nine. Well, I bet thefifty dollars variety is probably rubber. This
is like real like skin. Supposeit's supposed to feel like skin, although
it's latex. No, no,it's silicone or silicone. I'm sorry.

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The point is probably latex, Igotcha, But the silicon one, I
guess. I don't know. I'venever touched anything like that, so I
don't know how realistic it is.Let's functional, aren't you, of course?
But in every way. Of course, let's ask Zach how it feels.

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He should know anything sextal related.Uh. The anatomically correct portion from
the waist down, according to theSheriff's office report, was very dirty,
covered in dirt and grass, andit said it did not have any stench
or bugs near it. So thatwas yes, s Yeah, stench or

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bugs near what they thought was acadaver at that point would be you know,
pretty long. Oh, I betthere's a stench. You just got
to get really close. I'm justtelling you right. Uh boy, this
is loaded. If somebody's on holdhere, no no, no, no,
no, no, this is loadedhere. Well yeah this this gal

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uh that's on here worked at Lionsthen, and uh hey Sarah, before
we do this, please remember we'reon the air and and so on.
No, no, I have myI have my kids in the car with
me. Okay, so speak speakin code a little bit if you have
to. But we got to keepthis PG. It's gonna say. I

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was calling more in for like theprice point. Ah okay, okay,
So yeah, they are cheaper versions. They tend to be less quality materials,
right, quality. However, hesays that, so they could they
get all it's poor quality. WellI didn't say that. It's not very
good quality. Yeah, it's poorright, So when they're when you get

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one, it's just like this one. If it's not one that actually is
like animatronic or interactive, you're onlylooking at like maybe fit see one hundred
bucks. Oh yeah, that's allsize. And it does weigh about seventy
five pounds. It's not something youwould move around normally, right, it
would just it would pretty much stayin the spot that you put But seventy

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five what they're trying So when itweighs that much? There, what's this
is also I worked there about sixyears ago. What's behind made a way
to make it a little lighter?Right, what's behind it weighing seventy five
pounds? What what makes it weighthat much? You think, well,
kind of how it's made, likewhat it's made out of, but also
like when you're using it, youwould want things like friction resistance. Ah,

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you don't want it scooting around,right, and if you're like pushing
against right right to be real,Oh gotcha, like some resistance to feel
like skin resistance. Well we're talkingabout if you're moving against it right,
righttly right right? Yeah, Idon't want that thing sliding all around.

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That's why the seventy five pounds becauseyeah, I mean, there's nothing worse
than when your doll slides around onyou. Yeah, it's so frustrating.
Yeah, it's trying to get away. True. And I'm gonna say,
right before I came on, youwere talking about like the SnCH part of
it. Have you pay that muchfor it? You're gonna have cleaner,
You're gonna take care of it.You're gonna have powder. You're gonna make

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sure you take care of it.Oh god. It's almost as high maintenance
as an actual woman sometimes. Butthere's different reasons why people do things,
so you know, yeah, atleast talk back to say, tell me
to do something, take the trashout, the trash out, do the
dishes. I'm guessing it was thenew girlfriend took it for a ride.

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Oh you know what, I betit's exactly probably what it is. A
friend got ahold of it was like, nope, I'll be damned, go
out to the curb. Yeah,ambers going for a rat. Oh boy,
Sarah, let me ask you howlong ago did you work at line
Eggs. It's now been about fiveyears? Five years? Okay, all
right, yeah, I how longdid you work there? If I can

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ask? Almost four? Wow?So you had to see some seriously creepy
like were you left and you werelike I need a shower and I didn't
even It's just you had to feellike, honestly, no, oh well
that's good to hear. Lion's thenis a company. They keep it classy.
You have to be classy when youwork there. There's really no tolerance

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for people to increase. Okay,cool, let's hearing ourselves and know what
we're talking about. So I likedit. It was more like couples therapy
a lot of times, you know, just trying to make people happy.
Interesting. Okay, what was themost expensive one you guys sold there?
Like in stock When I first gotthere, we did have one of those

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school display ones laying on a tablein the back so you could see exactly
what could be done, and thatone was I think about eighteen between eighteen
twenty five, I can't remember exactly, but did you sell any of those?
No, she got packaged up andsent to another state where they thought
she would do better. Okay,interesting, So yeah, yeah, guys,

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a bunch of asses twenty grand froma truck stop. Oh my gosh.
Crazy. All right, Sarah,thank you very much. Thanks,
all right, bye, it's lendingsome expertise there, Thank you, sir.
I hadn't even thought about the frictionresistance. Uh. Speaking of friction

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and well lack of resistance, theone hundred and sixty three House Democrats that
voted to protect Mike Johnson from theRepublican friction tells you kind of what you
need to know in this situation.I am I'm speechless, dude, with
this. I'm speechless. Well,I think it says a lot that only

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forty three Republicans went along with this, So even this was never this never
said a chance because you only hadforty three Republicans that wanted to go along
with her her deal. It justit was dead on arrival. And I'm
not surprised because I and I actuallyI'm okay with this. I'm kind of

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glad it happened, it got defeated. This is all about getting Donald Trump
in the White House. That's themost single important thing we can do to
say this country is get mister Trumpback in office, and we just don't
need any congressional bolooney going on duringan election year. Well, unfortunately,
the congressional baloney is continuing to happen, and that's that's the saddest part of
this whole thing. Along the waythe road there needs to just we need

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to just hold steady right now.Stop stop stop, is what I would
say. I mean, I wishthat he would stop. I wish that
House, I wish Speaker Johnson wouldstop. Just nothing else goes through that.
We're done. We're done. Imean, we're putting we're putting it
autumn, hold until the elect toNovember with you on. We need to

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get There's no question we gotta getdj T in there. There's no question
we need President Trump now more thanever. But along the way here everything
just has to stop. And someof this stuff as of late, it
is tough. Man, It istough to swallow. Jagged pill is a
nunderstor Listen do I I don't trustMike Johnson at all. I think he's

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another scumbag rhino. I do.Having said that, this is not the
time or the battleground to do itit. Let's get Let's extend our majority
in November. Yes, let's choosemaybe get Yeah, go ahead, Okay,
So extend the majority in November.Yes, take back to the Senate

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obviously. But then if you wantto have a debate over who should be
this speaker of a new larger Republicanmajority in the Congress, then let's have
that fight. Then that's when youdo it. You do it in January
of twenty twenty five. That's whenthis needs to be fought out to either
kick them out and replace him orkeep them. But not now, this

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is not the time. That's justmy opinion on the whole matter. Hey,
yeah, Dave, welcome to theshow. I got a quick suggestion
for this doll issue. You setup a concession stand at truck stops around
the country, and you rent thosethings out for like one hundred bucks of
pops. You're gonna pay for onein just seven days and the rest is
gravy trade. Interesting, all right, thank you. I cannot imagine the

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amounts of disease one may contract froma truck stop sextall. Oh my god,
that's the worst idea I've ever heard, But it's just my work.
Well, if she starts on Monday, do you want to be Friday?

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