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Dude, the one. I wonderif the building, the building management here
could spring for a new toilet seatin the one bath or one hole or
there. So there's two there aretwo hinges, as you know, on
a toilet seat, there are twohinges. One is completely broken. It's
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broken off. You sit on itand you got to either move to the
left or the right. You can'tsit in the middle. You're gonna you're
gonna slide to the left or theright. Yeah, And it's it's almost
like imagine trying to sit on likea flat toilet seat that's on top of
freshly uh fresh ice. I mean, that's what it feels like when you
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sit down on this thing. Itmoves and it is right. It's scary.
I mean to the point where ifthat thing goes one way or the
other, you could pinch some bits. You could pinch some bits. You
could also slip into the water.Oh no, right, well that's what
I'm saying. I'm like, canthe can the building management please replace the
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toilet seat because it's not By theway, these I don't know where these
toilets, what year they're from,but they're enormous ie seventy probably and I
don't know where those toilets seat.They're huge, and I would gladly buy
one and do it myself. Iam not kidding. I would gladly do
that. I'd be in for thirtyprobably thirty thirty five dollars. Yeah,
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I think you're asking a lot.Now, You're you're asking building management or
even I guess this would fall underwith this fall under iheart's responsibility. I'm
not sure. I don't think so, because the landlord is responsible for any
repairs in the bathrooms and so on. That's why you pay to rent.
I think, listen, I justthink it's too much to ask. Right
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now. We can't even get thepeople around here that use the one holers
to lift up the seat and stoppeeing all over the lid. Every time,
every day I go in that bathroom, I have to wipe down the
seat. I have to. Ithas to be done. Like, I
don't know what it is. Idon't know what they do here in the
morning. What kind of animals workhere in the morning, but in the
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cluster. But it's bad, man, Like you can like sometimes you'll come
in, like on a Monday,I'll notice like it's stained from the weekend,
Like, what is wrong with peoplewhen, dude, I swear we
have the worst etiquette around here.What is why camp people in this building
not behave like wild savages dancing arounda campfire. Well that you know,
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almost savage, like toilet seat maybeemboldens that activity. They're like, listen,
they don't care about the toilets beingceased being fixed, So I'm just
gonna go ahead and pee all overit. Listen, the toilet seats are
not designed to only have one hingethat is functional. Sorry, and literally
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there is no hardware, no nothingon the other side. It is a
matter of time, dude, beforesomebody bites it and ends up in that
water. I'm telling you it's coming. It's gonna happen. It's gonna be
disgusting. It's gonna happen. There'llbe a memo sent out and we'll have
to have a meeting. Counselors willbe available for consultation. You know.
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It's like in any tragedy you gotto bring in counselors. Now, because
we're such a sauce society, everything'sgonna have a counselor now, come in.
Well, if you end up intoilet water, you could be suffering,
you could suffer from PTSD. Well, then that's private therapy. Well,
I hope insurance covers. Back toyeah, back to your one question.
If the plumbing goes, we're noton the hook for night. I
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gotcha. If if something like thathappens, that is a ware item.
That is not something that you can'tspecifically go well, that was just replaced
not too long ago. You guyskeep breaking those hinges. I could see
where maybe they could, but that'snot the case. It's it's a ware
item. It's worn out and managementneeds a building management should take care of
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that. They should. I thinkalmost like if the air conditioner, we're
to go out and nobody on thesales team were here for a week because
the air conditioner didn't work, right, Oh wait, yeah, that's building
management, and you know what,they are on the hook for that.
But they're they have to find whateverwhomever is the you know, the people
responsible for repairing that. That's especiallyas you start getting into the heat or
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what have you. It's it's notan overnight thing necessarily most of the well,
what has gone on in that bathroom? Do you know what kind of
effort you have to put in tobreak a hinge completely off a toilet.
Well, on top of that,those are the old, really heavy duty
ones. I'll throw that on topof what you're saying. So, yeah,
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there had to be some extra seriousactivity going on in there. Now
listen, I'm going to go inthere and try to get some nookie.
Going in the bathroom thinking i'd haveprivacy because it's a one holer. I
hope not. I'd being awful.That's how it happened. Hey, Joe,
welcome in. Hey, so Idon't know any man that wipes the
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toilet seat, But you guys aren'tgetting down into the into what's happening in
there, so obviously you're sitting correct. Well, typically when you go number
two, Joe, you sit,Yes, Yes, I don't hover over
the sink and do my number two. Yeah. Hey, I don't know
you guys personally. You may siton number one. I didn't say that.
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I didn't say that. I don'tdo that actually, unless it's three
I've been drinking, and then Iwill sit for number one. No,
but yeah, that was my firstquestion. Uh, second question is buy
a toilet seat and throw it onthe floor and let building management do it.
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They're nine bucks. Well, andthat Joe, thanks man. He
cleared it in here exactly what.It's an old style to It's enormous.
This thing is twice as big asyour average toilet seat from twenty twenty industrial
sized, if you will it is. It is enormous, and it's simply
from when those were designed. Ithink that's all it is. I don't
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know that they tried to put somethingextra heavy duty in case, you know,
some elephants go in there and useit. I don't know. I
don't know that that's really what wasgoing on. It's an old style toilet,
so you have to fit the lidwith what's already there because they're not
changing the whole toilet out, soa newer toilet more efficient. By the
way, those things are probably fortyto fifty thirty thousand gallons every time you
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flush it. Dude, I'm goingto tell you right now, if anybody
has to get rid of some dismemberedbody parts to hide the evidence, just
come here and you can flush itdown the iHeart Warhol or toilet, because
that thing will suck a bowling balldown. We'll let you do it for
a small fee. By the way, not for free. Not for free,
you're not as a sixteen pound bowlingball down that we go gone probably
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could. So there's a judge outof Tennessee that's blocked the foreclosure auction of
Graceland. I wanted to throw thisin of course we're talking about Presley's mansion,
all this press camp. Then well, as of now it's just blocked.
Now they go through, you know, examining the paperwork and so on
for the company that's attempting to forecloseon this property. And so Riley Keo,
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who is the granddaughter who's currently Iguess she is in charge of this.
So as a result, this judgeblocked it till further notice. They
have to examine everything, make sureit's on the up and up, because
they're claiming any of the signatures wereforged on this There was a three point
eight million dollar loan that wasn't paidback to the property. That is,
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the people who lent Lisa Marie themoney are attempting to foreclose. So that's
there. Yeah, well but likethe yeah, I don't know what's going
on, but how I don't knowhow you can Well, you're trying to
sell piece of you're trying to sellsomething that you don't have a claim to.
You don't have the deed, thetitle, nothing. Well, no,
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they have a loan that she usedas you know, collateral. That's
what they're claiming and the loan paperwork. The judge' is like, oh,
hang on a second, because Riley, she is claiming it is forged and
it's not Lisa. Marie. Wellat Lisa's not here now to verify or
at least even talk about that.So this is the company doing this now,
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and they're doing the right thing.It's like, holt, let's make
sure that it's actually was used ascollateral. Everything's on the up and up,
and then this company can move forward. But as we had Jason Nathanson
reporting on it yesterday, there aresome discrepancies, no question about this.
So good on the judge to holdthis up for now and they get everything
verified before they move forward with this. So this document leak here with Columbus
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City Schools, this is a bigdeal. Clearly, I've been seeing the
footage. I saw it last nighton the news and then of course today
this morning on the news as well. And so this document at the center
of the Columbus City School's scandal.It is uh. I feel like you
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kind of summed it up easy whilewe were getting ready today as far as
what this is, so this thisschool board memory. He's a twenty three
year old his name is Brandon Simmons, and he proposed this document and he
did this on his own, independentlyof the board. And basically his strategy
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for the board to get what theywanted was to sew racial division. In
used to use racial politics and racialdivision. And also they wanted to pit
the teachers and other staff versus likethe janitors, the lunch ladies, the
school bus drivers. They're a differentdiscord. Yes, to get get those
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two sides pissed off and hating ateach other so that they can do it.
He's a snake in the grasses,Brandon Simmons, and how he got
on the Columbus Board of Education isbeyond me. Also, also he was
indicating this morning, I saw areport on Good Day Columbus that there were
and this was his words, thisis simmons words, that there were multiple
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drafts of this memo that got leaked. And I don't know who. You
got to be a special kind ofstupid to put something like this in writing.
I'm just saying, if you havea meeting about this with other people
who are on board, like minded, if you will, and then you
you put all of this in writingwhere it can be obtained by somebody.
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All that's going to take is somebodywho doesn't like you or is trying to
oust you. They go one thousandpercent, they go, hey, I'm
filling the blank media. I'll lookwhat I got, and then they started
getting digging in boom. He claimedthat there were multiple versions of this of
this actual memo, by the way, and you uh. The document included
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plans to drive a wedge between thetwo unions, holding a hearing on the
disrespect of classified employees by other employees, and to not ignore racial dynamics.
Reward good media outlets with priority seatingor camera location and priority interviewing evil right
there. Reward quote unquote good mediaoutlets, bring in loud mechanical equipment if
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the if the unions hold a pressconference on our land, change the meeting
location last minute. I mean,this is this is underhanded stuff. And
don't think they're the first, andI'm not giving them a pass. They're
not the first to do something stupid. I just think it's unbelievable that it's
all in writing. I mean,you just you know what. Also it
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shows, does it demonstrate the smugnessof this particular person, this, this
Simmons guy. I mean, thisis a guy who's going I know,
he's a smug ass clown. Thisis what he is. It feels like
he's like, eh, you guys, get I don't care what you know.
I guess what. I'm going toget a pass. You know what.
Nobody's gonna do anything to this guy. Nothing will happen to him.
He won't resign. He goes,what did he say, Oh, Columbus
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Education Association has already attacked Columbus Cityschools. We will not get stronger unless
our opponents get weaker. And misterSimmons decided he was going to come up
with strategicy to you weaken the opponentsof it makes no sense. I mean,
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if this is what this twenty threeyear old no nothing airhead loser comes
up with, where did he learnit? This is right out of Saulolensky's
playbook. This is the Pollit Bureauunder Joseph Stalin playbook kind of stuff.
I am so sick of these genZ morons thinking that this is the kind
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of way that you effectively lead agoverning body. It doesn't work. All
you do is now nobody trust him. Would you trust him if you were
if you were a if you're amember of the Columbus Education Association, do
you do you trust that the boardhas your background? No? No,
no, no, they're looking outfor their own self interest. Well,
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we'll see what happens with this,but I guarantee you nothing's going to happen
to this Simmons guy, and nothingof serious repercussions. Anyway. He's not
fit to serve on a homeowner's association, let alone the Columbus City School Board.