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Oh, there was an air hostessin New Delhi, India that was arrested
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for what investigators found to be abutt load of gold is what they're calling
it. Literally, they were actingon a tip investigators pulled aside. I
can't say her name because I justcan't pronounce it. I can see the
letters, but I can't spit itout the right way anyway. She was
a member of an airline cabin crewduring what's being described as a personal search,
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and officers allegedly found nine hundred andsixty grams of gold in compound form
concealed in her Are you ready rectum? That's where she had the gold?
Yes? And when I looked atfor reference, I pulled up on the
internet nine hundred and sixty grams ofgold and it's about as wide as like
a like a Hershey bar, almostabout that wide and about half the size
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of a Hershey bar in the length. Yet somehow that was concealed by her.
I I I don't know what tosay. I'm not sure how that's
possible. There's there's right angles involved, there's corners, there's edges. How
that just conveniently slides in this storageunit. I have no idea. The
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the geometry doesn't match circle and rectangle. I mean you're literally putting a reptile
into a round hole. Chief MeteorologistMarshall McPeek joining us in. Marshall,
it's been a while since you've saidto yourself, what the hell am I
doing talking to these guys right now? How did you know what was going
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through my name? I knew it. I knew it. Man. But
that is a butt load of gold, as they say, so just along
for the rise anyway. People willtry to get away with anything, won't
they. Geez. I mean,you know that's a lot of gold.
Though, is a decent amount ofgold. I have no idea what that
would buy. I mean, clearlyit must be worth the discomfort. Maybe
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you'd have to use some hand sanitizer, I think fifty good scrub. You'd
have to clean clean it up,walk that into a pawn shop and they're
like, they'd be saying, isthis a new brown gold? Like?
What kind of gold is this?I've never all right, I've never seen
the Yeah, no, we're donethe gold. What are you talking about
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here? We got it? Weneed to be done. Wow, lady,
that's just crappy of you, whywould you bring that in anyway?
Long time afternoons. Some clowns willthink some clowns will think it up a
little bit later Today, we'll getto sixty nine for an overnight load.
Tonight, most seventy right shower developing. Some of those are going to continue
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into your Wednesday. Not looking greatfor the pro am tomorrow. I think
we're gonna have some showers and thunderstorms. It's gonna be a pretty windy day.
Winds coming out of the southwest totwenty and twenty five miles per hour,
so out on the course may notbe ideal. But we'll get to
eighty three in the afternoon Thursday,a few leftover showers with a high in
near eighty and then the rest ofthe weekend for the Memorial looks pretty good.
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So Friday, Saturday, and Sundaythere is a slight chance at an
isolated shower each day, but we'llget some sunshine mixed with clouds. Highs
are going to be in the seventies. It should be very nice out at
Mierfield. All right, Marshall,thank you, it's eighty six right now.
I hope they'll let him back onthe air with us next hour.
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Yeah, I know, I getto see the powers that be now calling.
Yeah you're done with those guys?Yeah, yeah, that'll be.
That'll be just about enough for that. There are some sobering stats on American
drinking. There's a study on thedrinking habits of Americans by Duke Economy,
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economists and sociologists. He has someinteresting data on who among us is drinking
the most. After surveying forty threethousand Americans, the data showed that the
top ten percent of those who drink, which is around twenty four million people.
Are you ready, consume an averageof you want to guess? Have
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you seen this story? By chance? They consume an average of how many
drinks a week? Would you say? Alcoholic beverage? Alcoholic beverages? By
the way, I find it amazing. Now you're telling me only twenty four
million people out of three hundred andthirty some drink. Well, this is
the top ten percent, which isaround twenty four million. Oh yeah,
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I'm I'm a one percenter. Probably, I'm going to guess they have fifteen
to eighteen drinks a week. Theyconsume on average sixty one drinks a week,
sixty one six one sixty one.Okay, don't you want to shame
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me on the air? Jeez,dude, I would. I know you'd
like to have a drink, andso do I, but I don't know
that. I don't know your bros. One right, sixty one drinks in
a week. That's I mean,you're averaging. Well, dude, you're
you're like, what eight drinks aday time? Seven eight and a half
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drinks a day? Roughly eight pointtwo whatever that is, yeah, divided
by seven yeah, so yeah,yeah, that's quite a bit a lot,
a little over eight drinks a day. It doesn't say how big the
drinks are any of that stuff,but this is what they found. So
if I pour, if I poura fist, forget the fingers. If
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I pour a fist, a crownand a glass, that's one drink according
to Again, they don't they don'treally label that out, but obviously it's
based off a one point five percentone point five ounces. I got it,
I gotta. I don't know.It doesn't say any of that.
The next ten percent, though,it does say are lightweights in comparison get
this. The next ten percent,in other words, coming in second for
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this is twenty two drinks a week. So between the top twenty percent,
they're either sixty one, between twentytwo and sixty one drinks a week.
So now twenty percent of America they'regrouping the alcoholics, the problem drinkers,
and the heavy drinkers in that tenten percent category. It sounds like,
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yes, that would Again, that'snot laid out here, verbage. I'm
not reading that, but you couldmake that assessment. One could make that
assessment based on what the information that'sright in front of yees here, that's
what I'm reading into it. Menare also dominant in this demographic. They
go on, men are dominant mentredominant. So men drink more than women
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according to this no kidding, yes, or does it say because of women?
Oh wait wait wait no, Ididn't say that. They didn't say
that. I was just kidding.You drink before you engage the woman,
like and by engage I mean talkto or have to go home to that
way you're prepared and you're just allin a chill mode that you just go
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home. It's like whatever she's bitchingand moaning and complaining about to you,
you just like, you know what, I don't even care. It's cool,
it's cool. What's for dinner?Actually, I've even heard it's cool.
There's no l it's cute. It'scue, don't worry about it.
Sounds like Harry Krabman. It's cue. You gay ain't cye? Did you
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know? O Zembic tongue is athing. I hope everybody who is using
this cosmetically and not because you're adiabetic. I don't care what happens to
these people. I love hearing thesecomplications. You're talking to a guy still
can't get his hands on his truelyicity. Yeah, so you're going I hope
you have ozembic tongue and it resultsin it falling off. I don't.
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I don't care, because you know, it was not invented just so you
could sit around and be a fatass and not do anything and lose weight.
That's not what this was for.Unfortunately, people discovered that it does
help with it. It does,and there's no question about that. But
thanks for screwing over all the typetwos out there. Semiglue tide is that
how you say that? Sure,that's the act of ingredients. Sure?
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Well, because of that, itchanges the taste receptors on the tongue.
This is ozembic. So that iswhat it's done, is the sweet foods
now taste way. And they spellit wa Why why why why why?
Why? My way too sweet?So now they're calling it ozempic tongue.
Well, I tell you, Iget that, you know, just just
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from being on awaken for the lastyear and a half. I'll tell you
when I do, because I today, for instance, it has been and
I don't know what came over me, but I was craving, craving a
regular coke out of the can.Yeah, So I went down to the
vending machine and I got myself acoke and that's the first time I,
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oh, my gosh, that Iprobably hadn't had a regular coke in a
month. Tastes like sugar water,straight sugar water. But it was everything
I needed in life. But yes, everything tastes. I noticed that eventually
when I got into maintenance and theysaid, okay, go ahead and play
around if you want, you know, to dabble here and there with some
dessert and whatever. It hits youright away. I think that's why I'm
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loving fruits so much right now,is because it's natural sugar, and that
natural sugar just hits you differently becauseyou don't get the crash after it.
Well, I also wonder then,if because of what we're doing with Awaken
that it does affect the semiglue tide. Well, that's an ingredient, I
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guess I should say it that isinfluences a gene responsible for taste receptors on
the tongue. Now I wonder ifsubliminal not subliminally, but uh, you
wonder if that's affecting that because Iknow exactly what you're talking about. As
a matter of fact, when Ihaven't had sweets in a long time,
and I'm talking long time, likemonths, when you have one, it's
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you go, what why was Iliking that? Again? Like, you
can't it doesn't taste the same.It takes a minute, yeah, for
you to eat it in a row, a few times in a row before
you go, oh there it isfor me anyway, But you're claiming the
soda and you hadn't had one inso long. You go to have it
and it's just like, oh man, it's like you for it right?
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It was? It was. Itwas one of the best tasting cokes I've
ever had, Like to the pointwhere I just wanted to savor it,
like I didn't even want to hardlydrink it. I just wanted. I
was sad when it was gone.But I also understand, so it's like
I have to, you know,you adjust now. Now you know that
cann of coke was one hundred andforty calories and what have me ever grams
of sugar? Okay, I meantI can do that. You know you
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can? You have these days Andthis isn't a commercial for Awaken necessarily,
but it just tells you you canliterally train your body to respond to food
and drink differently. You can doit. It is possible. Once you
learn how to eat when to eat, it all makes sense. And you
know what's funny going into that.You hear people say that and you're here
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in the it's it's peanuts. You'rehere. What won't want? Wall?
What won't want when people say thatstuff because you don't know what that's like.
You don't know it and you tried, You've been doing it now for
a year and a half, andyou go, that's what they're talking about,
is what they're talking Before you go, that's gobbledy good. That is
a lie. You are lying yeah, like you know, the my very
next drink I had in the buildingwas my Gatorade zero with you know,
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zero calories, zero sugar. Andand now I got a water, you
know what I mean? Like,as long as you don't sit there.
And I love Zach Attack, Buthow if I drink Pop at the Rage
Attack drinks Pop, I would weighfive hundred pounds if that, if Zach
went on, if Zak Attack wenton awake in one eighty, he'd weigh
eighteen pounds. That's what he wouldget done. He would he would just
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vanish. He would turn into asingularity, a black hole if you will,
Oh, hi, Comela, speakingof a black hole. It would
just be a beard floating in theas. That's how I much he would
be. He would be. Itwould just be Zach's beard. His beard
would just be floating around. We'dbe like, hello, Zach's beard.
But that's what I'm so so yousee what I'm saying. It's like now
it's not like, oh God,no, I gotta have a cocon craven.
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No, No, I'm not right, so o zimp big tongue.
I actually do understand, I do. He's on the the al eight.
I think that's what it is.Yeah, that that's that he'll billy juice
from Kentucky that he gets because Zachattack's a Kentucky boy. Yes, but
they have it here, you know, I'll see it at Kroger. Well,
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he's also a coke fiend, likeyou know, uh, Coca cola,
Coca cola, Coca cola. Yea, yeah, yeah, there's another
reason. And Zach is very skinny. Yeah no, no, no,
no, but you're right. Heactually has made the made the joke before
we were talking about Awaken one eighty. I'm like, he's like, can
you imagine if I went on?I'm just like, now that's funny.
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Do they have a reverse one eight? Yeah, it's called eat pizza,
you know, meatballs. Never seeZach eat anything. I see him eat
like Reese's or a snicker candy partYeah, coke and candy. Yeah,
God almighty, I'm so envious ofyou, Zach. I wish I wish
I could quit. You didn't MarciePlayground make a song coke, coke and
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candy and candy, all sex andcandy. I was any sex part of
that, Zach? Just a coke, no sex, just candy, just
the candy and a coke here,yes, yeah, traving in weather together
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