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(00:00):
Chief meteorologist. My shit is joiningus. Now, did you hear my
song? Marshall was like, well, so the best part is that from
my end, I don't hear themusic. I just hear you guys,
gosho without the background. It's acapellathen, is what you're trying to tell?
(00:22):
Yeah, Oh boy, Marshall's headphonesare actually like, you know,
like in a cartoon where they're likelike they're like hovering over his ears like
when we're singing. He's like,yeah, she was talking about how you
know, she's in that softball gamenext week and I was going to be
a million degrees And I was like, oh boy, this is some serious
(00:45):
stuff. He knows because I wasliterally saying, oh, next week,
I'm playing softball with the new kidson the block, and it's going to
be like ninety five degrees six.We're gonna yeah, right, which is
that's n right. But they're fromCincinnati, that's right, they are right,
(01:06):
right, Oh man, ninety sixdegrees okay for naked's on the block.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm concernedabout next week. I don't say
that so station I, as youknow, enjoy the heat and humidity and
blah blah blah. But me too, This is this is dangerous because we
work in doors, so we canappreciate it differently if you work out doors,
(01:27):
this is really dangerous. Although Ijust came down from the newsroom and
I swear it's one hundred and twelvein there right now. It's like,
really it's hot up there. Whenyou get back, you'll love it.
It must be really bad if youthink so. It was it was warm
enough I had to take off thejackets, so you know what's going on
there. It's just working to tryto keep up or probably because it was
sixty one degrees for a high theother day, and yeah, the air
(01:49):
conditioner can't decide if it's supposed towork. I figured, Marshall day,
is it not my right where yousaying? I was like, oh,
he's saying there's a bunch of hotair up there, isn't it. That's
a whole different situation. But no, next week, I mean, we
really are gonna have to be mindfulof what's going on. And I think
we can take the next couple ofdays and even into into into the weekend
(02:13):
to really think about what are wegoing to do? What is my plan.
How am I going to stay coolduring the heat that's on the way,
and you've got a few days toplan ahead, maybe even make some
arrangements if there's a possibility that youcan hang out at a friend's house that
has air conditioning, or make sureyou've got to ride lined up, if
(02:34):
you need to go to the libraryor the mall to cool off there,
whatever you need to do to tryto stay as cool and hydrated as you
can. Sadly, this and thisthis always makes me sad, is that
neither a diet, coke nor bourbonwill hydrate me. I'm gonna actually have
to drink water, and it's sogood for you. Okay, if it
(02:59):
has a flavor, then you needto check with your city about what's going
on. That's the way to go. Those liquid iv are amazing and they
make the water. I don't haveyou had that, Marshall, if you
tried that. So where you go, you put the put the electrolytes in
the water. They're amazing and ifyou've been out in the heat, that
(03:22):
might be helpful, you know,I mean, talk to your talk to
your your medical provider to find itif it's right for you. But still
you know that whatever it takes foryou to stay hydrated, now is the
time to come up with the planbefore we get into the heart of it
and you suddenly realize, holy cow, this is bad. So there are
levels to the heat out there,and the new levels go minor major extreme,
(03:49):
so minor moderate major extreme, andwe get into the major heat risk
by Monday. By Tuesday and Wednesday, we start seeing some of the extreme
risk come into Ohio and that continuesinto Thursday. And part of the reason
that it becomes an issue is becausethe overnight lows are still in the seventies,
so you're really warm during the dayand it doesn't really give you a
(04:11):
great chance to recover at night becauseit's still warm at that point. So
that's part of the reason why someof that kicks in. So we're gonna
be mindful of this next week.Heat index on Monday likely to be one
oh four to one oh five,still pretty close to one hundred degrees Tuesday,
Wednesday, and Thursday, so it'sgonna be very very warm. Tonight,
we'll drop to sixty eight degrees.We could get a couple of showers,
(04:32):
maybe even a rumble of thunder overnighttonight sixty eight for the low Friday
eighty four. I'm gonna throw ina chance at a few showers during the
day just because it's warm and thiscold front needs to move off to the
east. Then Saturday looks beautiful.There's so much going on this weekend.
So the air show is on,right, there's the air show, there's
(04:53):
Pride, there's the Creekside Blues andBlues Festival happening. What else do we
going on Father's Day on Sunday,Tomorrow's Flag Day. I mean, there's
just there's a lot going on intown. So we're gonna have to stay
on top of the raidar to makesure we're prepared. Eighty three and beautiful
on Saturday, Father's Day, Sundayninety two with sunshine, some pop up
(05:15):
storms on Monday with a high nearninety six and a heat index of one
oh five. Marshall, thank youvery much. It is eighty seven right
now, step by step, oh, okay, step stepday. Yes,
(05:45):
Zach is doing the rereadings. He'smaking his own there. It is.
Stasia is taking a break from Mariahthis week, I guess. And we're
talking about the we're talking about newkids on the block. I guess she's
getting all fired up for that.All right, we'out further ado. Let
do it. It is time forstump station. Here we go. We
(06:06):
got three headlines, and two ofthem today will be fake. Okay,
so I'm looking for the real headline. You're choosing the real news today,
real news. First headline, firstheadline. Here we go. Women cutting
sides of mouth for wider smile inlatest beauty trends like the joker. I
(06:32):
think that's the first thing that poppedin my mind. How I got these
scars? Women cutting side of mouth? Oh, my goodness, women cutting
sides of mouth for wider smile latestbeauty trend. My gosh. Okay,
(06:56):
that's a little macabre. Alright,alright station. Uh. A woman born
with a disorder makes her fall inlove with everybody. No, with disorder
makes her fall in love with everybody. Boys that he needs to meet her?
(07:16):
Yeah, no, kid, that'shis only chance. That's so mean.
He's duck. He's earned it.What delight, So he's got you
as fooled as all of the otherwomen. Uh, Oh, delight,
(07:45):
Delight, delight, He's a delightstop it treasure. That guy National treasure.
Uh oh, where were we?Okay, we got to get to
the third headline. Here we go. You're trying to choose the real news
(08:05):
today. So here's our third andfinal headline. Genetically Engineered limes that tastes
like tomatoes released in select markets.Oh, genetically engineered limes limes live?
Okay, I wrote down tomatoes.Sorry. Genetically engineered linmes that tastes like
(08:26):
tomatoes released in select market. I'mtrying to figure out that even look like?
And how do you know it's differentfrom a regular lime? Yeah?
Why? I mean, that's thething. It's like, what are you
trying to fool people that don't liketomato? Joke? Yeah, I don't.
I don't understand why they like?What's this for? Who decided,
you know what we should spend allof our time doing. Let's genetically modify
(08:48):
a lime so that it tastes likea tomato and just freak everybody out?
This is crazy. That don't costso much money and so much time.
I know, let's keep going,right, It's like, what, who
will help us pay for it?And then we'll release it in only a
select market? Yeah? Select markets? Oh my goodness. Looking for the
(09:09):
real headline today on Wow, whydon't recognize any of these women cutting the
sides of their mouth for a widersmile. That is really for new beauty
standards, see come on now,creepy. Then the woman born with a
(09:31):
disorder where she falls in love witheverybody? That is this town needs an
animal. This town's Jack Nicholson.That was Nicholson, Different, different,
different joker. Yeah, who wasthe latest joker? Jared Walk? Joaquin
Phoenix Phoenix, No, it's JoaquinPhoenix. Oh yeah, yeah, because
(09:56):
he's in the one with Lady Gaga. Yes, the one that's coming out,
got it? Got it? Okay, I can't keep them all?
Yeah, okay. And then geneticallyengineered limes. It tastes like tomatoes.
That's just bizarre. I don't knowwhy we need that. I'm afraid that's
the real headline. That's not good? Is it? Yours is mine?
(10:18):
I knew it, man, That'sokay. The losing street continues. I
guess mann it. I thought,so you thought, why would you gally
engineer a lime like that? Isso weird it has to be true.
(10:39):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad it'snot. I guess that's the fake one.
And did you ever think for asecond that the women doing that to
their, like cutting their wasn't reallythinking about that one. Yeah, okay,
that one's kind of this one wasjust taking between the two. Yeah,
that's that means there's a woman outthere who just falls in love with
everybody that is. That sounds likeit would take up a lot of your
(11:01):
day. So you're saying there's achance, no oh man, alright,
traving weather to get
Chief meteorologist. My shit is joiningus. Now, did you hear my
song? Marshall was like, well, so the best part is that from
my end, I don't hear themusic. I just hear you guys,
gosho without the background. It's acapellathen, is what you're trying to tell?
(00:22):
Yeah, Oh boy, Marshall's headphonesare actually like, you know,
like in a cartoon where they're likelike they're like hovering over his ears like
when we're singing. He's like,yeah, she was talking about how you
know, she's in that softball gamenext week and I was going to be
a million degrees And I was like, oh boy, this is some serious
(00:45):
stuff. He knows because I wasliterally saying, oh, next week,
I'm playing softball with the new kidson the block, and it's going to
be like ninety five degrees six.We're gonna yeah, right, which is
that's n right. But they're fromCincinnati, that's right, they are right,
(01:06):
right, Oh man, ninety sixdegrees okay for naked's on the block.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm concernedabout next week. I don't say
that so station I, as youknow, enjoy the heat and humidity and
blah blah blah. But me too, This is this is dangerous because we
work in doors, so we canappreciate it differently if you work out doors,
(01:27):
this is really dangerous. Although Ijust came down from the newsroom and
I swear it's one hundred and twelvein there right now. It's like,
really it's hot up there. Whenyou get back, you'll love it.
It must be really bad if youthink so. It was it was warm
enough I had to take off thejackets, so you know what's going on
there. It's just working to tryto keep up or probably because it was
sixty one degrees for a high theother day, and yeah, the air
(01:49):
conditioner can't decide if it's supposed towork. I figured, Marshall day,
is it not my right where yousaying? I was like, oh,
he's saying there's a bunch of hotair up there, isn't it. That's
a whole different situation. But no, next week, I mean, we
really are gonna have to be mindfulof what's going on. And I think
we can take the next couple ofdays and even into into into the weekend
(02:13):
to really think about what are wegoing to do? What is my plan.
How am I going to stay coolduring the heat that's on the way,
and you've got a few days toplan ahead, maybe even make some
arrangements if there's a possibility that youcan hang out at a friend's house that
has air conditioning, or make sureyou've got to ride lined up, if
(02:34):
you need to go to the libraryor the mall to cool off there,
whatever you need to do to tryto stay as cool and hydrated as you
can. Sadly, this and thisthis always makes me sad, is that
neither a diet, coke nor bourbonwill hydrate me. I'm gonna actually have
to drink water, and it's sogood for you. Okay, if it
(02:59):
has a flavor, then you needto check with your city about what's going
on. That's the way to go. Those liquid iv are amazing and they
make the water. I don't haveyou had that, Marshall, if you
tried that. So where you go, you put the put the electrolytes in
the water. They're amazing and ifyou've been out in the heat, that
(03:22):
might be helpful, you know,I mean, talk to your talk to
your your medical provider to find itif it's right for you. But still
you know that whatever it takes foryou to stay hydrated, now is the
time to come up with the planbefore we get into the heart of it
and you suddenly realize, holy cow, this is bad. So there are
levels to the heat out there,and the new levels go minor major extreme,
(03:49):
so minor moderate major extreme, andwe get into the major heat risk
by Monday. By Tuesday and Wednesday, we start seeing some of the extreme
risk come into Ohio and that continuesinto Thursday. And part of the reason
that it becomes an issue is becausethe overnight lows are still in the seventies,
so you're really warm during the dayand it doesn't really give you a
(04:11):
great chance to recover at night becauseit's still warm at that point. So
that's part of the reason why someof that kicks in. So we're gonna
be mindful of this next week.Heat index on Monday likely to be one
oh four to one oh five,still pretty close to one hundred degrees Tuesday,
Wednesday, and Thursday, so it'sgonna be very very warm. Tonight,
we'll drop to sixty eight degrees.We could get a couple of showers,
(04:32):
maybe even a rumble of thunder overnighttonight sixty eight for the low Friday
eighty four. I'm gonna throw ina chance at a few showers during the
day just because it's warm and thiscold front needs to move off to the
east. Then Saturday looks beautiful.There's so much going on this weekend.
So the air show is on,right, there's the air show, there's
(04:53):
Pride, there's the Creekside Blues andBlues Festival happening. What else do we
going on Father's Day on Sunday,Tomorrow's Flag Day. I mean, there's
just there's a lot going on intown. So we're gonna have to stay
on top of the raidar to makesure we're prepared. Eighty three and beautiful
on Saturday, Father's Day, Sundayninety two with sunshine, some pop up
(05:15):
storms on Monday with a high nearninety six and a heat index of one
oh five. Marshall, thank youvery much. It is eighty seven right
now, step by step, oh, okay, step stepday. Yes,
(05:45):
Zach is doing the rereadings. He'smaking his own there. It is.
Stasia is taking a break from Mariahthis week, I guess. And we're
talking about the we're talking about newkids on the block. I guess she's
getting all fired up for that.All right, we'out further ado. Let
do it. It is time forstump station. Here we go. We
(06:06):
got three headlines, and two ofthem today will be fake. Okay,
so I'm looking for the real headline. You're choosing the real news today,
real news. First headline, firstheadline. Here we go. Women cutting
sides of mouth for wider smile inlatest beauty trends like the joker. I
(06:32):
think that's the first thing that poppedin my mind. How I got these
scars? Women cutting side of mouth? Oh, my goodness, women cutting
sides of mouth for wider smile latestbeauty trend. My gosh. Okay,
(06:56):
that's a little macabre. Alright,alright station. Uh. A woman born
with a disorder makes her fall inlove with everybody. No, with disorder
makes her fall in love with everybody. Boys that he needs to meet her?
(07:16):
Yeah, no, kid, that'shis only chance. That's so mean.
He's duck. He's earned it.What delight, So he's got you
as fooled as all of the otherwomen. Uh, Oh, delight,
(07:45):
Delight, delight, He's a delightstop it treasure. That guy National treasure.
Uh oh, where were we?Okay, we got to get to
the third headline. Here we go. You're trying to choose the real news
(08:05):
today. So here's our third andfinal headline. Genetically Engineered limes that tastes
like tomatoes released in select markets.Oh, genetically engineered limes limes live?
Okay, I wrote down tomatoes.Sorry. Genetically engineered linmes that tastes like
(08:26):
tomatoes released in select market. I'mtrying to figure out that even look like?
And how do you know it's differentfrom a regular lime? Yeah?
Why? I mean, that's thething. It's like, what are you
trying to fool people that don't liketomato? Joke? Yeah, I don't.
I don't understand why they like?What's this for? Who decided,
you know what we should spend allof our time doing. Let's genetically modify
(08:48):
a lime so that it tastes likea tomato and just freak everybody out?
This is crazy. That don't costso much money and so much time.
I know, let's keep going,right, It's like, what, who
will help us pay for it?And then we'll release it in only a
select market? Yeah? Select markets? Oh my goodness. Looking for the
(09:09):
real headline today on Wow, whydon't recognize any of these women cutting the
sides of their mouth for a widersmile. That is really for new beauty
standards, see come on now,creepy. Then the woman born with a
(09:31):
disorder where she falls in love witheverybody? That is this town needs an
animal. This town's Jack Nicholson.That was Nicholson, Different, different,
different joker. Yeah, who wasthe latest joker? Jared Walk? Joaquin
Phoenix Phoenix, No, it's JoaquinPhoenix. Oh yeah, yeah, because
(09:56):
he's in the one with Lady Gaga. Yes, the one that's coming out,
got it? Got it? Okay, I can't keep them all?
Yeah, okay. And then geneticallyengineered limes. It tastes like tomatoes.
That's just bizarre. I don't knowwhy we need that. I'm afraid that's
the real headline. That's not good? Is it? Yours is mine?
(10:18):
I knew it, man, That'sokay. The losing street continues. I
guess mann it. I thought,so you thought, why would you gally
engineer a lime like that? Isso weird it has to be true.
(10:39):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad it'snot. I guess that's the fake one.
And did you ever think for asecond that the women doing that to
their, like cutting their wasn't reallythinking about that one. Yeah, okay,
that one's kind of this one wasjust taking between the two. Yeah,
that's that means there's a woman outthere who just falls in love with
everybody that is. That sounds likeit would take up a lot of your
(11:01):
day. So you're saying there's achance, no oh man, alright,
traving weather to get
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