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Yes, Father's Day, which meansyou'll probably be asked to do a lot
more stuff than even normal. Idon't know if that's the way it works
where you're at, but no,it doesn't work that way with me.
I'm just kidding. It really doesn't, man, I'm looking forward to it.
I can just tell you that one. So yeah, Happy Father's Day
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weekend. Happy Father's Day to allthe fathers. And uh, you have
anything special planned? No, we'retoo broke to do anything special. We're
not even going out to eat.I just I assume the kids will make
me some handmade cards and that'll beplenty. That's all I really want.
I just want to be with myfamily this weekend. And I think we're
all very tired this week I knowI am. I know I've got nothing
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left really in the tank. Solike tonight, when I leave this building,
I'm going home and I may notget out of my recliner again until
Monday morning. I'm just gonna I'mjust telling you, Mike, I could
sit in front of the television andFather's Day weekend, so I say,
Oh, can you get me daddya bottle of water? Oh? Can
you bring Daddy an apple? Canyou bring daddy a sandwich? Like?
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You know, I can ask thesethings guilt free, including to my wife,
which I normally wouldn't be able todo right, But you get a
pass this weekend. But yeah,normally I would get backhanded if I said,
go make me a sandwich. Nowthis weekend, I feel like I
can get away with honey, gomake me a sandwich. Even if you
ask politely, like will you pleasemake me not go make me a scent,
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but will you please make me asandwich? She's like no, not
not no, not literally, butyeah. So you normally get feedback or
pushback if you blow back if youdo something right. Not really, I
mean everybody is everybody. My wifeand my kids are really good, as
long as I don't get a littletoo needy. Because I've been known,
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and my friends will tell you this, I've been known to be kind of
a whiney, needy guy. Reallyoh okay, kind of demanding, kind
of selfish. Why'd you put lettuceon this? You know I don't want
to lettuce. If I want tosell it all I eat a sad.
I'll throw the side tray back inher face if she puts lettuce on it.
No, I'm just kidding of GodAlmighty. You get away with you
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don't even get away with that onFather's Day. Let's just face it.
There's no way. Yeah, no, I can't. Look. Oh,
I'm serious, Like I don't wantmuch. I just want to be with
my family and honestly, like seriously, if we just it's gonna be so
hot, so hot that you know, it's not like I'm gonna want to
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go do anything outside, not whenit's ninety two on Sunday or whatever the
hell. It's gonna be like golflike what I'm doing. Of course we're
going at nine so in the morning. That that helps, you know,
that helps it definitely. We gotto get an update by the way,
at my ACI weather. Yes,has the air high temperature now up to
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ninety nine on Monday. Wow,And I sent here's what I said.
I sent this to Marshall last nightand we'll have to talk to him about
it. But I screen captured it. This is AKI Weather, which I
love their app. Did he respondto what you sent him? He did?
Yes, And I'm going to giveyou that right here right now.
Yeah. Yeah, I was justkiddings. She goes they've got ninety nine
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on Monday ninety seven, on Tuesdayninety six, on Wednesday ninety five,
on Friday ninety four, or ninetyfive on Thursday ninety four on Friday.
This is brutal, man, AndI said, and I just said,
thoughts, he goes pretty close toour forecast. Well, the other part
of this, I'm seeing, youknow, thirty percent chans or pop up,
thirty percent chance or pop up.I'm seeing all of those chances for
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pop ups. But what's weird isright now the air has to just get
juicier because it's dry. Right now, the air is dry, which means
we will be experiencing desert like temperatureswith desert like conditions unless the air gets
juicier. There is I'm telling you, man, we're not going to be
getting very much rain. Like Itold you, my lawn's kind of crispy.
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It's starting to get there. It'sreally going to be crispy by the
end of And I'm not I donot water, I don't, I don't
have irrigation. I don't put theI should, but I don't. I
just let it get brown whenever itgets crispy in the summer, so be
it well, we are under asevere thunderstorm watch currently. Oh we are,
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okay, Oh, I didn't evenrealize that, yes, we are.
Until nine pm. We are undera severe thunderstorm watch. That is
Delaware, Fairfield, Franklin, Hocking, Licking, and Pickaway counties. Now,
I just saw about forty five minutesago severe thunderstorm watch for Delaware,
like it popped up on the floesthere. Yeah, but I didn't realize
it was for you know, allthe different counties. You justeh, Delaware,
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Fairfield, Franklin, Hacking, Licking, and pick Away. And it
looks pretty warm by the way too. At the US Open, we were
watching that nineties. They were saying, of course, these guys are so
used to the heat that mid ninetiesreally probably doesn't do much to them.
Well, if it's soupy, thenit, Yeah, but I don't think
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it is. Like, it lookspretty dry there because they're talking about how
firm the greens are gonna get.Yeah, is that a Will? It
is Will Zelatorus who's in Tigers group. Yes, Uh, Tiger's struggling,
as you may or may not haveimagined. But what I like is Cantley
has been out there. He's onsix and he's playing even for the day.
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He threw a sixty five at himyesterday, so he shot five under
yesterday and you were even complaining.You were like, come on, man,
this is the US up and belarge. But because you're envisioning twenty
under as the winning score, clearlythat's not gonna be the case. No,
no, and it's gonna the greensare gonna get firmer and you're gonna
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have to hit fairways. And thesegreens are brutal too. They're just sing
a clown's mouth. I'll be onit, windmill and colored lights. Scotty
Scheffler will agree with us. Iguarantee it. He's like throwing his putter
and everything. Schaeffler will not behere, Scotty. Scotty's no longer with
US, World number one will probablymiss the cut. Oh absolutely, what
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is he at right now? Plus? I don't know, it was like
plus four or five? Yeah,so does that mean okay, I don't
even know how the cut works forthis, but yeah, But anyway,
So that's that's the latest. Youknow, Father's Day weekend, enjoy it,
get some get grill some meat,or do something with your family.
Guys, just head enjoy it.Ed are you there? Yeah, I'm
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here. Ed you a dad?No, I'm not. I'm a grandpa,
but I'm not a dad. Ohinteresting, Okay, yeah, I
skipped skipped the kids part straight tothe grand kid. That's the most fun
part already. How does that?But how is that? But how does
that work? Synerically? I knowI'm saying to myself as I'm listening to
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you too, I'm like, I'mjust gonna I'm not gonna say it.
And then you said it, andI go, okay, fine, because
I'm my brain's going, how doyou have grandkids when you didn't have a
kid? Oh? I married mywife. She had a son. So
when the grandkids were born, thatmade of mind. Oh god, your
stepdad then? Right? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah that counts.
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But for all intents and purposes,you're their grandpa. I mean,
let you're not a step grandpa,your grandpa? Right? They call you
pap Paul or something, don't they. Right? Yeah, I'm the fun
one exactly. I'm the one thatmesses with their mind big time. Yeah.
And Cairson was about ten, Grandmawas we were driving somewhere. Grandma
was telling her that she was ina room where she was born. So
I'm looking to interview mirror and Isays, I asked her, were you
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there when you were born? Yousee the gears turned in her head.
I love it, man, Ilove who did? I think Bill Cosby
was the one who kind of startedthat with the kids and that those kinds
of questions to them. That wasso fun to watch back in the day.
Man. Oh yeah. The questionI had for Marshall is, you
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know how we have El Nino andlaw Nina on the Mexican West coast.
Yes, wonder if they got anythingsimilar to that on the west coast of
Africa, like an el Nina oran el Nino? Yeah, okay,
yeah, Well I don't know.I don't know, But why do you
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ask ed? I'm just curious,okay. I know we're getting affected big
time by that, that them twoweather patterns. I was wondering if it
happened over there in Africa and youknow interest Yeah. Interesting. I don't
know. I don't know if anyhow much that's playing into the weather they're
they're telling you right now it's climatechange. No, jeez, well here
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we go. It texta jet stream. I do know that. Oh yeah,
all that stuff is intertwined. Yeah, no doubt, yeah, all
right, ed, thank you verymuch, and happy stepdad, stepfather weekend,
Thank you, thanks man. HappyFlag Day as well, today's flag
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day. And also happy seventy eightbirthday to the one and only dj T
forty. Yeah, come on baby, happy birthday President Trump. Very cool
turning seventy eight. And you know, I always growing up, there was
a certain part of my life thatI always wished that I had a summer
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birthday, simply because of the funthings I would see other kids doing for
their birthdays because they were in thesummer. Mine's in February. Yours is
when it's cold out too. JustNovember. Yours is in November, right,
yeah, November tenth. So Ialways kind of but I was just
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like thinking of, oh, it'sanother June birthday. But that's one of
those things growing up. Did youever think like that, Like it was
just like you're growing up, You'regoing, man, if it was warm
out, I could have like apool part, pool birthday party or I
don't know, something along those nights. No, no, no, not
at all. No, no,not me. I'm perfect in every way.
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She could informed. You don't believehim, just ask him. He'll
tell you. I'm very humble too. Some people say I might be the
most humble man on earth. Soyou were showing me, by the way,
a video yesterday. I was like, what is Biden doing? He's
just wondering around. Where was hegoing at the G seven? He's in
Italy. I don't know where he'sat today, but this is yesterday.
There was a video that was outand you showed me this video and I'm
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just like, look at this guy. I cannot believe he is president.
And then the White House is tryingto explain what happened? What did I
miss here? Because the video Ifeel like is there is no explaining that.
What is he doing? Then Jillcomes up? Was it Jill that
comes over? Now? It wassome It was like the Prime Minister of
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Italy. She's the one who hadto like, hey, dude, we're
over here. White House is claiminghe was watching Italian military paratroopers in the
sky and then giving him a thumbsup as they fold as they landed,
were folding their parachutes. Anybody havevideo of the paratroopers? Is there any?
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I mean, honestly, is therevideo, because he's shuffling around.
He cannot walk. He's got thehe's got the it's it's insensitive, but
he's got Alzheimer's arms. You knowhow like you kind of walk like a
t rex when you're old, youknow when they stay bent. Yeah,
they're bent all the damn time.Yeah, just like that, exactly bent
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down, like he's like shuffling,shuffling like it's like a Tarannosaurus that's stoned.
Unbelievable man, and the way andpeople look at that and go,
oh, he's so good. Hejust signed a great ten year security agreement
with Zuraninski. And then, uh, I'm ready. I'm sorry, but
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I'm getting I'm so over Zelenski,I'm so over Ukraine. I do not
care what happens that country anymore.So back to to Biden. A couple
of days prior to that, it'san early Juneteenth celebration. He's standing there
looking like nobody home, no onehome yet. All the media does,
all the White House does is justtry to run interference for him. I'm
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telling you, if he gets reelected, dude, if he gets re
elected, it absolutely the fix isin. There is no way that the
majority of America votes for this guy. Are you freaking kidding me? There's
no way. Day after day weare seeing this. He is on full
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display. And you telling me themajority of America wants this guy for four
more years. Forget about all theother stuff, the reasons why they wouldn't
want him for four more years,but just watching this its preposterous. What
we are exposed to and the bsthey keep trying to feed us every day.
Oh, this is all this isis. There were some paratroopers over
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there and he was just giving themthe thumbs up. Do you get up
with the gas lighting liars? Weknow what we see with our own eyes.
I know what I see, Iknow what I hear. You're a
liar, You're a Marxist propaganda.He'sing liar. If you tell me that
man is physically or mentally fit tobe president, you're a liar. You're
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a gas lighting liar. Forget aboutthe fact too, that our economy is
in shambles, the fact that allthey do is economy. The economy is
in shambles. The prices reflect that. That's it's it's one, it's economics
one oh one. It's not thattough. You know when the prices go
up for everything you get. Well, the reason that it's going up is
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because that they're charging more for allof the things that all of the people
that own businesses are having to pay. This is this is the silliest thing
that they keep trying to reposition respinand say this is not how it is.
And the people reaching for their walletsare going, Oh, I beg
to differ. Please, I cannotstress it enough. This this this freaking
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election. There is no way thisguy gets re elected. No way,
there's no way anybody who stays athome and doesn't vote to get this sob
out of office. You are complicitin the destruction of America. You will
have American metaphoric blood on your hands, the blood of what was once a
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great nation, so to speak,on your hands. If you sit this
one out and trumps his bed teensand he's not a nice guy, I
was so important. I will takean a hole who keeps my family safe,
who puts money in my bank account, who makes sure that I can
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afford to drive a car, Ican afford to own a home. I'll
take that a hole over the nice, senile guy that has destroying my country.
Day after day we have to witnessthis, this idiocy and the gas
lighting, which is a perfect wayto put it, that the White House
is doing to the American people.You can't do it to everybody. There
cannot be enough people who are buyingthis that will keep him. It just
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can't happen, man, it can'thappen. Well, if it does,
look out, buckle up, ladiesand germs, because it's gonna get real
interesting, real quick. Travgan