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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your comedian editor and chief of the Loftus Party dot
com Michael Loftus in the studio that show tonight dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And then your gig's coming up in Dayton on Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We're gonna we're gonna set that town on five. We're
gonna have a good time in Dayton. I haven't been
there in ages.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm real. I'm actually stoked about this one.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, driving in one show only, bang bang boom, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It takes about an hour. Wait is it my anniversary? No,
it's a comedy show. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I I this is sad.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I how I kind of sort out cities. When I
think about cities, I go whenever I hear a city name,
I go, they have a casino there?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh they do?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay, Yeah, every town has a casino. Well Dayton does.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They really sure they do?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
What is it the Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of course it is solid. You're talking about Miami Valley Gaming. No, no, no,
it's Hollywood Casino.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But it's it's one arm bandits only. There are no
table games there, So you have to it's all soon.
That's all to be soon.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Soon you'll just walk into a dark room and someone
will just smack you and take your money and you
can go back to.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Your car and you'd be like, that was a casino.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's the way it should take.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
What That's a cruol thing to do to Dayton, because
these people are taking their government checks and they're out
of money by day three, you know, the third of
the month. By the first of the month, they're like,
going to the casino. We're going to change our luck.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Third third has been No. This is gotta be big
for food on the street corner.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You've got to stand on an exit at I seventy five.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This has been my issue with these local casinos since
they started. I don't want them anywhere. There should be
two places in the United States where you can gamble,
Atlantic City and Vegas. That's it. Everything else I think
is just a poor man's tax.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Because you take that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Blazers are already jump across this table.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No no, I actually okay, so funny that he's saying this,
because when it came to town here, when Hollywood came
to town, I said, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I like.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I like my town having a casino in it because
the closest thing I had was Lawrenceburg before the Hollywood here,
and that's a Hollywood and it's just by Cincinnati. It's
in Indiana, but it's like twenty five minutes from Cincinnati downtown,
and I thought that was the closest place. I had
to drive two hours to get there. Yeah, so I
(02:31):
really wanted to gamble if I went there. Now it's
just around the corner, and so I'm kind of where
you're at there. But this is somebody who I'm constantly
reining it in. I'm like, I gotta I gotta keep
i gotta keep.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
A handle lot. I'm just being honest, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm just like, how many people can't how many
people are like, Wow, Christmas was really expensive. And now
I'm running a little bit. You know what, I'm gonna
take this paycheck. I'm gonna stop by the casino. I'm
just gonna double that up. And you busted.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Now I'm gonna go out rob somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's it's horrible, yeah, or you're not good, or you're
just true.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Credit card it all up. You're just gonna charge everything
because you don't have any cats left.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You lost all of the credit cards are another one
that's like, get a get away from all of that,
get away from all we have drifted as a nation.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
We have drifted into debauchery.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But soon, yeah, they'll be they'll be uh hookers and
gambling on every corner. It'll be like, you know, back
in the thirties when kids would have lemonade stands. Now
you'll just have only fans, single single moms out there
right on the corner.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
They don't knock the only fans, single moms. Some of
them are really nice.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I bet they are.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Some of them are nice ladies right on them are
very nice ladies.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Anyone that you'd like to say by name.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She knows is.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Welcome back to only MILFs. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Winter. Do you have your next Gutfeld date or no?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Monday night? Monday night, okay, Monday night.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And then I'll be on right after the election as well,
on November sixth. Yeah, they're like, hey, could you come
in the day after I'd been like, you know it,
you know it. Hopefully it'll be Hopefully it'll be just
an awesome, happy, happy day in America.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Where did where did you know? Greg's back and forth
with you whenever? First of all, You're a homeless lesbian,
I think, is what he basically says about.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, more or less, I was wearing I forget what
I was wearing, but he's like, you look like a
homeless version of Katie Lang and it was so specific.
I was howling with laughter, and so it just kind
of stuck. And so, okay, that's taking out the lesbian party.
I've noticed that because I started doing little like, oh yes,
(04:49):
I have a great affinity for lesbian you know, it
became a lot of jokes.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm in a cardboard box just eating clams. Tell it was.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And I think I think maybe Fox is frowning upon
that kind of because.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I think here is though that they wanted to keep,
you know, gutfiled. I mean they had to, they had
to move them because the ratings were so huge. So
you know his you know where he's at now and
the fact he's number one by a bazillion right now,
he's beating the pants off of Fallon and Colbert and
(05:25):
I don't even forget who's the other child of Kim Kimmel.
He's he's gonna be on the Epstein list. But he's
doing it so well. I can almost understand Fox going, uh,
let's not do anything that would turn some of our
more are more religious.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Or conservative friends. I don't think the religious people are
watching that.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'm just gonna put it out there. Here's the here's
the wonderful thing.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And this is honestly one of the reasons that I
started Studio Studio tst dot com that everybody needs to
go check out conservatives, the right, the libertarians.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
We can take jokes.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, you could have evangelicals in a comedy club and
somebody will say something and they'll just be like, m
you shouldn't you know. They'll but they'll internalize it. And
so that's that's the wonderful thing. People understand. Okay, that's entertainment.
I'm not going to be sensitive. And it's like this
wild live and let live the way America is supposed
(06:22):
to work. And you would think that with the success
that Gutfeld has right now and I take pride, you know,
in being a part of the show.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, and you'd think.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That like ABC, CBS and NBC would all be like, oh,
we need to rethink what we're doing. You know, we
need to we need to steer our ship. This is
where the eyeballs are. This is where the viewership is.
We should change.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's where they're up.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
They're so upity loftus that they they think, oh now,
our way is the way.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
They're gonna that'll go away at some point.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Exactly, no matter what.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And so that's why you know, Star Wars has been ruined,
Marvel Movies has been ruined. They're not stop even though
it's costing them a fortune. They're going to continue down
this woke path of entertainments.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Funny you mentioned that is.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Why I started Studio TST dot com. We were just
down in Nashville and John Rich and Cat Turd from
from Twitter. They put on this huge event turd Stock,
Gretchen Wilson, Bubba Bray, so you can stream.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You can stream that for free. That's all your picture
at Studio TST.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's an amazing there's a something amazing going on in
America right now.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, it is because people are tired of it.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
As a matter of fact, I just watched an episode
of South Park. It's actually about a year old, but
I just finally got to sit down watch it because
it's on Paramount Plus now. But it was called Entering
the pander Verse, and it was all of us, and
so they basically had the chick who was basically in
charge of taking over Disney's, Kathleen Kennedy. Kathleen Kennedy is like,
(07:55):
put a kick, put.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A chick in, and make your gay.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
And that was to lose everything.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
It's like, but you know, you know, it didn't matter
what it was. What the premise is, like, I don't care.
Make them put a chicken and make your gang.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
When she goes to the restaurant and they bring her foods, like,
what is this? I asked, put a chick in it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Make a gag. I just watched that. But that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
It's almost like those people were like, it's just it's
just an organized hillbilly campaign.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm doubling down.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
This is what people really want, and they've doubled down,
and it just bombed. It bombed, Mike, and I'm are
they walking it back slowly because I'm not seen.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
No, They just announced a new Star Wars thing and
it's about Clone Troopers, right, Remember the Clone Troopers.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They're gonna a sexual one.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Of them identifies as a girl, so they're gonna keep
doing nothing safe and it's about capturing the hearts and
minds of young people. It's about normalizing I think, a
bizarre whatever. It's about normalizing behavior, and all you need
to do is capture one generation and you can. It's
like everybody's talking about the border now and illegals voting
(09:09):
this this could be our last election and that's no lie.
You simply won't have the numbers to feel any kind
of real competition.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You brought up that, you know, Brett Bear is going
to be talking to Kamala at six o'clock for his
whatever his show is called, and a lot of people
are afraid they're going.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
He's not going.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's going to be softball, softball, softball. Well, a lot
of people are claiming that on social media, and there
are a lot of people that are saying, this guy
does not like Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I don't know. Do you believe that he doesn't technically
really like Trump? He is going to grill her like
she is not being We'll see.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That's where Yeah, I mean, I think I think you
think a little differently, maybe or no, with regard to
you know, is he going to take her to task holder,
feet to the fire? Probably No, I don't know why
else agree, Yeah, she would add.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
To and they're trying it's not live.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Why wouldn't They're claiming that her schedule only lets her
arrive and do this at five point thirty, so it's
got to be half an hour before.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It is here. She is live right now. She is
in Pennsylvania and she's speaking live right now.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
So in in.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
An hour and twelve minutes, she's.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Gonna be at the Fox studios. So he's in DC, though,
isn't he?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah? Or maybe he's in New York tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Why wouldn't he though?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
This is an opportunity to set himself apart in the
world of a bad journalism, surrounded everywhere you go with
bad journalism. This is Brett Bear's chance to, Oh my gosh,
have the rest of the world go besides Fox viewers
go wow, this guy. That was one hell of an interview.
He's got an opportunity. And if Fox tells him to
(10:51):
pull back on that, then then Fox.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Is the enemy within I'm serious, this is the best chance.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
And the other thing I'm hearing, we got all the momentum,
all the polls are breaking his way, all the money.
Look at every betting index on who's gonna win. Trump's
opened up a fourteen point lead over her. That's how
big the money is. But yet everywhere I go, I
don't know, they're gonna cheat, They're gonna steal.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That betting index, by the way, is been wrong twice
since it started.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Hillary Ah, and what was it?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
What was the other one?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was Dewey, Dewey defeating Truman. That's it. So we
go way back twice this twenty But that's how the
money's going.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yet I hear too many people conservatives leber check whatever going.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I think they're gonna cheat.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh, I don't think they're gonna ever do anything to
totally responsible. Why do we have a defeatist attitude when
right now we've got the momentum, we've got the energy,
Everything is breaking our way.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Stop being a Debbie downer out there.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I think a lot of people are fired up. But yeah,
but you can't ignore. Everybody went to sleep in twenty
going wow, Trump has got this thing in the bag.
And then they woke up and they're like President Joe Biden,
it was a miracle.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Overnight we started, Oh we found some more ballots.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh, look at it.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We had to shut down Atlanta. There was a toilet overflow.
They're used to being burned like that. Now with Brett Baar,
I think Brett will be tough. He will be fair.
But it can't be a massacre. It can't be, or
he'll they'll never have another Democrat, you know, candidate on again.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
So he has to be tough. He has to be.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It has to be like old scrip.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Think about so bitchy, calm up, think about the desperation.
Think about the desperation with her and her camp. That
is why they have agreed to this. They've got to
know that she's getting her.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Ass kicked right now. You just got to know that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
The internal polling must be really bad, a mish. You
could always go on Fox News and try to peel
off some of those guys.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So there's this, So there's there's there's this theory too,
where they said that they've been telling her this, that
and the other and do this and you got to
do the view and you got and she's slipping. So
there's the theory that she's going I know what I'm
going to do, what I know what I should be doing.
I'm fine, don't you know, take the muzzle off. Stop
telling me to not talk and everyone's going keep talking,
(13:11):
keep talking. She wants to go on Rogan. Oh my god,
he's going on Rogan. Right, Trump's going on your Unrogan
next week.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I believe it when I see it.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, Trump's going on Rogan.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
It would be amazing.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Trump has confirmed that she wants to go on Rogan
now too, since Trump announced he's going on.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Rogan, she's got to say that. She's gotta say it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
She couldn't. She couldn't survive five minutes with Joe Rogan.
He would know you want to talk about massacre.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
She would have no problem shredding her to just cleaning
her clock.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
If you had questions about Issue one, and of course
that is on the ballot this November fifth, you had
questions about that because loftus I was just telling him
that auditor Favor is going to be in the studio
and he goes, now, what's issue one?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Perfect?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Perfect?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We will ask auditor Favor, who is here in the building.
He's going to join us. We'll have a conversation about that.
But there are a lot of people who are in
your camp right now, so we will answer some of
those questions.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
This is great. We can all learn, We can all
learn it