Hair in a can

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you think I was kidding about hair and a
can or something? Zach? Attack was just talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Did you realize I did? You had the late night
in commercials eye. I considered it, Zach? Did you because
you're laughing? Had you never seen that before?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
When I was a kid? I think I remember it?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
But it was so funny.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Listen as a guy, I was just telling Chuck as
a guy who's lost his hair, me and of course Chuck,
I pay attention.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
To that stuff, and of course Chuck.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, no, I'm saying, of course, Chuck, because it's obvious
you lost your hair as what look look, hair does
not make the man. Look at Vince Uh? What's his name?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Vince Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
The actor?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
He's so amazing. You can't remember Vin.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Diesel, not Vince. Sorry, I'm just saying, look at the
look at Stone called Steve Austin. Tell him he's a whimp,
Tell him he's a whatever.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Vince Diesel?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
What Why are you looking at me like that? I
don't have any hair either. What are you talking about?
Does it bother you and people bring it up?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I wouldn't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Not you.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I started shaving my head simply because I was tired
of looking at my boldness coming at me, so I
just I took it all off and said, hey, this
actually isn't half bad.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's whatever. Who cares it is what it is. I'm
almost there with you, guys, because mine's thinning. The only
reason I have hair in this long is because I
just wanted to have some hair before I had to
cut it off. I gotcha, I got you. But your
beard you could just, boy, if you could just Isn't
that that's a cool do that? That's a cruel trick
God plays on us, like we can grow a beard,

(01:38):
but you can't grow hair on your head.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh, a beard doesn't even matter at this point, I'm
gonna I am completely, But what the hell is wrong
with my nose? Where's this coming from? Nose?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hair, ear, hair everywhere? I don't want hair. I got
a afro. Grow the hair hair comonros.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's a real thing. I need a telethon. It's bad, man.
I need to raise money for research.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's true, though, that that spray hair in a can
is basically powder. It's like a dark colored pet.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
With a little glue in it, so it sticks to
the little invisible hairs on your head. It makes it
look like their hair.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Just don't ride top thrilled dragster. Right after you apply it,
that's the can you swim in it? Everyone behind you
is gonna have black face on.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
These wigs don't come off even in the water.