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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, it hit me with as many people that
asked me about this opening song, I should get royalties
for Van Halen.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I think people are.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Like, man, I oh you know what, Oh yeah, and
then they hear the whole song, They're.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Like, man, you know, even though he's dead. I've seen
too Eddie van Halen stories in the last probably thirty
six hours or so about people who had given guitars
to One of them was Frank Zappa's kid, Dueselueasel, and
I forget who the other one was, but for eighteen
years he said his guitar, somebody had stolen his guitar,
and he finally found it and it hadn't been stolen,
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and it was like it wasn't a flying V. It
was a weird shaped guitar. I can't even remember who
the guitarist was now, but it wasn't Deuesels, no, somebody else.
Two different stories about Edie Van Halen. I mean, I
won't use the word iconic because I think it's overused,
but it just shows you, oh, you know, we're still
talking about him as if he's with us, and tells
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you the kind of impact he made.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
He created an entire way to play the guitar that
Hendrix didn't create, that Eric Clapton didn't create. You can
go down the list of who you think is the
best guitarist of all time. That's why that conversation continues
throughout time, because it's an opinion, and you know, people's
(01:23):
opinions are shaped by different types of things that happen
in their lives and the types of music that they idolize, and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So on and so forth.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But with Eddie, you cannot one thing that's really not arguable.
He created an entire style of playing that was not there.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That whole yes, I mean that was that was pretty
much all him.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's interesting because it might have been I think it
was duezl. That's on Facebook right now. It's a current
video where he's playing Eruption and he plays, he plays
the whole beginning of it, and it's, uh, it's pretty cool,
you know, before you Really Got Me, which is on
the vand hilln record, but and he and he does,
you know, it's pretty done good. And that's also what's
(02:06):
interesting too about Joe Satriani who's playing you know with
Sammy and you know, you got Michael Anthony and then
they now have Kenny Arnoff who's playing drums for them,
as opposed to you know, you had Jason Bonham, who's Johnson,
who was playing for a while too when they were touring.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But that's the one thing that I saw.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I saw Sammy talking about that on one of the
talk shows that with Satriani playing all of Ed's stuff,
you got to have somebody who is that intricate and
knows what they're talking, what they're doing. He understands what
Ed was playing there, not just replicating it, and there's
a different feel to it when it comes out of
the amp off of the guitar, through the pickups and
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so on and so forth. But yeah, he arguably I think,
is the best guitar player. But it's just like, well,
what genre, what type of because there's different types of
guitar players, you know, jazz and so on, But as
far as rock guitar players, I for me. But that's
also right in my wheelhouse when I was growing up,
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Hendricks is before me and I cite Hendricks as Oh,
there it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Is, that's not that's just they're always listening. We're talking
about Eddie van Halen and look what pops up on
my Facebook feed.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, and that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Somebody playing a Van Halen replication.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And yeah, he's got the he's got that's called Frankenstein,
I think, is the name of that guitar, the one
with all the line crazy lines and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
His At hard Rock in Cincinnati, they have his Porsche
in there on display Ed's Porsche's pretty cool. Right when
you walk in, it's like right there, roped off and
then it's got all the different you know, if Gene
Simmons axe bass in there, it's on the wall like
you know, framed and you know, all the.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
This is so cool all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I love, man, I could, I could if I if
money was not an issue, I would try to. I
would try to get some of that stuff just to
have because I'm fascinated by all of that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Jack Nicholas clubs and putters and just stuff like that.
Just yeah, it's a whole that's a that's a whole conversation.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know the entertainment stuff I would ever, maybe
old entertainment, old Hollywood, but historical stuff, American history stuff,
I would that would be probably what I would indulge in.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Senate or yeah, Senate Bill five ninety three. This Oklahoma,
this senator out of Oklahoma, Dusty Devers.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It says in parentheses, which I think is funny because
he's connected to the story. That is his real name,
not his porn name. Yeah, Dusty Devers.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's exactly what.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You didn't clean the pool, Dusty by name, Dusty Devers.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So Senate Bill five ninety three would increase existing penalties
for any sort of engagement with pornographic material. It would
increase the penalty for possession and distribution of child pornography
now one hundred percent. We can all agree that child
born as there's no place for any of that in society, period,
end of story. And I don't care if you have
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a sickness where that's your thing. There's just nothing for that.
You need to jack the jail up and put you
under it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
As I've always said, Yep.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Jalen's too good.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But they go on to talk about making, distributing or
consuming pornographic material could get you ten years in jail.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
And this is this.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Senator Dusty Devers, saying it would restore moral sanity.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Listen to me. As far as look, I'm indifferent about this.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't care if it gets if it got out
lawed or it became whatever. I'm indifferent about this. I
mean it, I couldn't care less if this were What's
funny is it will never stop because people have so
much of it. Say you know what I mean, as
far as whatever divide, they can save this stuff. And
then I I I think you can use VPN Virtual
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Private network or the dark. I mean, there's all kinds
of different ways to get around this kind of stuff.
So think about this is like to me eradicating guns
in the US, let's get rid of all the guns.
We're going to get rid of all whatever it is,
three hundred million or two hundred million guns or you
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know what I mean, whenever they propose.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And that's just in my house.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But I think you know what I'm saying. So he
described this dusty divers It's hard to be. It's hard
to it's hard to be.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I see your poonies free clean, dusty, dusty divers.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's hard to uh anyway, describe pornography as both degenerate
material in a highly addictive drug. It ruins marriages, it
ruins lives, It destroys innocence. It warps young people's perception
of the opposite sex. It turns women into objects, turns
men into objects, degrades human dignity, corrodes the moral fabric
of society. And I love how the take of this
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article they go. It seems like he's not that flexible
in his feelings here.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I had feelings once, but I've never had a feeling
like I got when I see you, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm dusty, dusty deeps.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You know what's funny is you're trying to make your
voice deeper and it actually sounds not as deep as
it typically does.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, that's what's funny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's like, Chuck, just talk. You don't even have to
act like you make your voice. You know, me, I
gotta talk. I gotta change it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
If I'm gonna make mine deeper.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're like you're trying to anyway, it's just there, I know,
I know. Anyway, he's talking about restoring moral sanity. In Oklahoma,
we had somebody.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Who was on hold.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I immediately, as soon as I promoted that this was
a thing and we were going to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Boom the phones ranged imagine that.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, and then they're gone.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But he was on hole real quick.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But he got off real fast, right.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I was trying to figure out what exactly he
did he happen to tell you his message or what
he thought. I'm guessing right away he's gonna go this
is not the answer pretty much. He was very excited
to be on the air and then he.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Just had to hang up to get back online.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I again, I'm okay with saying I am indifferent about this.
We all know that this will never go anywhere, but
I'm indifferent about it. If it went away or it
became illegal, then so be it. It's such an enormous
business and that I it's almost like saying, you know,
(09:06):
the oil will go away or big tobacco is ever
going to go away.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
There is a reason you can go to the store
tonite and buy a twelve pack on the way home.
They tried prohibition, they tried making government the moral authority
over people, and it didn't work because human beings and
their vices are what they are. You are not going
to stop people you take away you know, online porn
or dirty magazines or whatever, they're going to find somewhere
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somewhere else. It's it's you cannot change the nature of
people with legislation. It's it just it won't happen, So
get rid of one form and it'll come back in
another form.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I didn't know this, but Oklahoma already has an age
verification law in the books that prevents anyone under the
age of eighteam from accessing pornography. In that decision, according
to this resulted in porn Hub pulling out of the date.
And I would imagine, because you go, well, how are
they gonna, you.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Know, because no state kid knows how to lie or
steal a parent's credit card number or anything.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So but then there are.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm going, well, as far as pulling up, it must
be a similar process or technology. Where have you ever
tried to place like Okay, for instance, DraftKings. I have
an account DraftKings, and I can bet online on sports.
I've been in Michigan and tried to place a bet
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on DraftKings, but it says you're unable to do that
because I wasn't in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It knew, you know, from my phone.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Based on where the GPS where the location is. So
I would imagine it's a similar technology.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You would think for things like that when a grown
but adult is traveling and wants to place a bet
from another state. You would think they'd have like an
access code, a pin number something, so you can say, yeah,
I'm in Vegas right now, but I'm this is me.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's kind of crazy that you were not allowed to
use it in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And I will tell you this, going from Toledo into Michigan,
I was that close. And as soon as I got
into Michigan, I go, I'm I'm gonna test this.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Nothing. Nope.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Then you come back into Ohio and boom, there it is. Man,
It's crazy. It's crazy how they're able to do that.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Remember during COVID, right you entered the city limits of Columbus,
you cross two seventy and you got a cell phone
message telling you that Columbus required masking or whatever. I
forget what it was, but it was as any time
I would cross over two seventy, as soon as I
came back over to seventy p there's the city of
Columbus on my phone.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
So yeah, man, we're tracked everywhere.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Senate Bill five ninety three.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So if this goes through, I uh, Zach, you're gonna
have to find another avenue for side money. You know,
you stick your finger or through the middle of it
and kind of hold it and bite it.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
His career is over before he gets nominated for his
first Emmy.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Wow Wow Where