Beard Transplants

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
According to this, there's a big upswing and beard transplant interest. Yeah,
will color me surprised because I have never even heard
of this before.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Have you ever heard of a beard? I haven't either.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean I've seen people get those hair plugs like
Biden did. Yeah, when you have hair transplant, I've never
heard of people transplanting it onto their face.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, they've become increasingly popular, it reads here since the pandemic,
and it provided a lot of extra time and disposable
income for these people that supposedly got interested in doing this,
and so it was intended for trauma victims originally.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So okay, that's good. Yeah, okay, people trauma.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
They're getting these beard transplants, and now they want to
get this procedure done because well they really want a beard,
And I'm like, well, why don't you grow one? I mean,
you know, I guess not everybody can grow a beard,
but a lot of people can. So if you if
you want a beard, then grow it. But now they're
saying that, you know, people really want a beard, go

(01:00):
and get a beard transplant.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
But make it a nice beard. We're talking about that
off the year. I'm not a beard fit. I got
a little goatee. You mustache. I've had the most stashes.
I was like twelve. But the big, the big bushiness
Steve no I really, I mean some guys love them.
I mean they're popular people are, you know, Hollywood and

(01:22):
musicians and all. My son, I'll tell you what. I
look at the picture of my son from his high
school problem. I'm swear to you. He looked like young
George Clooney, What a good looking young man. And now
he looks like Jelly Roll. I mean he's got that
same appearance to him. He's not as big, but just
very reminiscent. That's big beard. And it just I don't
know what happened to Coloney man.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I don't. Well, some people love him, not me.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's interesting that you point out, you know, the as
far as musicians and Hollywood type celebrities and so on,
they're the ones that are responsible for this rising trend
in people wanting a beard transplant. I don't know what
a beard transplant costs, but I'm it just sounds expensive.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
It is expensive. This is part of my side business.
Oh my god, don't you've introduced my well you okay,
so you know how people shave their head for charity.
I do the same thing with my beard. Okay, so yeah,
it's pretty it's pretty lucrative.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I thought maybe you knew really what it cost.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I don't want to divulge.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, not for you necessarily, just in general. You don't
know what it costs them.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Oh yeah, it's well over two grand for it.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
To have a beard transper that's what I can no.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wait, man, do you actually transplanted or do you just
super glue on your shavings. Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I can't divulge unless you want to take the beard test.
Answer ten simple questions and uh, we'll give you a
test beard in the office. And if a test beard works,
there's no charge up front, so.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
To see if it takes, just to see if it takes.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You're one of those guys that can grow a beard
by the time you leave the bathroom after shaving. It's
just it's evident that you're I've never been a be it.
I can grow it like under here under my chin.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
So it looks like a chin strap.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah on, but but up on the upper sides of
my jaws and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
There's nothing. I just it's very thin.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm trying to Uh, you're.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Looking at a beard transplant website. Right now you're considering this,
aren't you.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, I was, no, I was trying to find uh,
I've got some I've got actually some some pretty funny pictures.
When I had mine is red like fire engine red,
right my beard when it grows out, and I had
it to where I've got this, I look crazed in it.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I picked it all out with a comb.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh my gosh, and it is man, I am straight
West Virginia, like crazed crazy, and I'm like in the picture,
I was just I was trying to save it, to
just hold it up and get for.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
A dating site or anything.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, no, no, that was uh you know when
I was my wife likes when I grow a beard,
but it itches the hell out of me. I can't
when he gets to a certain point, I can't take it.
I use beard oil, I try everything, and it drives
me absolutely bonkers. Well I can't get through the part
to where you get to where it's nice.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Then you know, it's like it's just it's just like crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I keep this little bit on my face that I've
always had simply because when I don't have facial hair,
I look like a woman way too much like my mom.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Actually, and I don't Yeah, I can't handle that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, well, all right, I'm gonna find this and and
so that way I can get your reaction.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I want to, I want you to