Toddler Eats Granpas Ashes

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In something that is a very bizarre headline, toddler eats
cremated grandfather's ashes.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
No no, no, no, no no no no, no, put
it down. No.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I was just talking to Zach about it during the
break too, and I was like, wow, this is out
of Lincolnshire, United Kingdom. She discovers her one year old son,
CoA Noah with a K. CoA is his name, and
somehow he had gotten a hold of his grandfather's cremated ashes.

(00:34):
And then she talks about how well I had it
on a high shelf and I thought it was out
of his reach. But and then they go on to
say in this story, it's like, well, anybody who's been
around to toddler knows they're capable of seemingly impossible things.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
If it's a toddler chimpanzee, maybe he got to it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Correct exactly what I was saying, I go, wait, he's one,
he's one years old. How did he get if you
add that up high, how did he get to it?
Did he take air and scoot it over there and
then plunged at one year's old? Do you know one
year old is capable of that?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Because I don't right now, who could not do that. Now.
She would charm you until you did it for her,
but she could not do it herself.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
So she comes back into the room. Somehow this koha
ended up getting this urn, and she comes back into
the room and he was covered in ashes, and she
realized he had eaten some of it. So she started
kind of freaking out a little bit, and the doctors
are I guess she called right away, and they said, uh, no, no,

(01:37):
he's going to be fine. Just get some water or whatever,
and uh, he's not going to have any problems after
eating Grandpa. They go on to say, in this.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's the second ridiculous cremated ashes story we've had in
as many weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
How they clean it up? Yeah, there it is. Zach
set up his own sound effect.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I love it. Now, that's some forethought.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But you're right, they would have had to use the
old vacuum or something. I think. I imagine her walking back
in and seeing like a cloud of dust, kind of
like was Lebron James here, you know, And then she
she like looks sover and there's like all around the
mouth of the and going ah, seeing the urn or
whatever he's eating Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I can't even imagine having to make I don't know
if they even have the company in Britain. Could you hello,
Stanley Steamer, I'm going to require your assistance. Grandpole's in
the cop and.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
She's saying she's going If he were alive, he actually
would be laughing about it. So that's where everybody could
have a good chuckle, and that's how it made the news.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
But that baby opens his mouth and you hear Grandpa's laugh.
Come at run, Run exactly