July 14, 2024 • 28 mins
ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart from Witness Protection somewhere down country to react to the final of the Europes (00:00) and Trump's attempted assassination (05:21).
Then the fellas dissect a thrilling All Blacks victory over England at Eden Park (09:05) and an update on how Hulk Smash went over the weekend (19:36).
Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (21:14).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from the Export Beer Gardens studio and brought to
you by Export Ultra, the beer for Here. This is
the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fifteenth of July.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Next Sport of Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good morning, Lane, live from school holiday. Hell, how are
you getting on?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Not too bad? And I like it's both a.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Little bit of school holidays how and also I'm unwitness protection. Yeah,
after the weekend's commentary, but we'll get to that a
bit later.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We got to start with the freshest sporting news of
the day. It is not, in fact coming home. Unfortunately,
Spain have denied England a first major title since nineteen
sixty six. Were they clinical two one win in the
Euro twenty twenty four final in Berlin. We went down
to normal taps to watch that one. I didn't realize.
I mean, I know we've been saying it this whole
(00:54):
tournament that everyone here is on England. I didn't realize
just how much, because when England scored, the taps erupted.
When Spain scored, I couldn't even tell that. I didn't
even know they had scored. I thought they'd missed because
no one made any noise.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And yeah, it's that's what happens. Everyone just gets in
all of a sudden, everyone finds their English roots. I mean,
look at mad Heath, for example, all of a sudden
he's talking like an East End Londoner.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
But not now.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Obviously he's got a lisp in. He's all Spanish. He's
he's fully lisping up. But I'm pretty pretty good at actually,
and I because our hunch was two nil to Spain,
and I was in the office and I'm going to
blame Joe jury here when I said I'm going to
split the bonus bet fifty on two to one, fifty
on two nil, and he said, don't be a pussy
(01:40):
put at two nil.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, I think it's just hard for people to follow
along when you're splitting one bed into two.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, I know. But Spain.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, as predicted, they took it out. English heart's broken again.
The social media has been lit up with grown men
crying that's great stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The funniest as how entitled they've become. As the tournament's
gone on, they keep.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's what that's what they do. I know that's what
the English do.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because as a casual follower of in fact not even
a casual follower of the round ball, I was always like, oh,
England must be really good at it because they're constantly
talking about it. It's like they actually haven't won shit
for a long long time.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Spain.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's the fourth euro Championship and third since two thousand
and eight.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Why were England so keen, so sure they were going
to win this?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They always get to such high hopes. I was in
England every single year. I was in England for two
European Championships and a World Cup, I think and heartbreak
every time.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They didn't even qualify for the euro finals.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
When I was there.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They got knocked out in Italy and they absolutely right
had roamed down down and I was in a campground
in Rome and all the English supporters came back to
the campground, a whole lot of them just co it
in blood. They've been throwing rocks at the police all night.
Great stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So hey great. Also, I mean I'm a great twenty four.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hours for Spanish sports as well, because Alcoholath he took
out Wimbledon, Sea and then on the Sale GP which
is on right now. It's a race to the playoff.
There's the two million dollar playoff that's happening. He's on qualified,
Australia qualified, and there's two more races left this morning
(03:21):
and it's between France and Spain, and France just sht
the bed in Race one and snapped their rudder. So
it looks like Spain hell have a chance of going
into the big money race this afternoon in San Francisco
and complete what would be a magnificent weekend of sport.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, what a great weekend to be in Espanol. And
I see Leehart fresh from Croatia all weekend. He's now
in Barcelona somehow.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What is going on? What contur is he on?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know, because last week he was in Mexico
and he was supposed to be on doing the Snacker
CHINGI halftime show with me and so we had to
do it from me in the studio, him in Mexico.
Then this weekend just being he was in Croatia and
now I see on his Instagram story this morning he's
sucking in Spain.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What is going on? Is on some sort of chip junkets?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Maybe he's opening up sales channels, Snacker Chaney snails channels.
I mean, look, if you can crack Europe and even England,
they love their crisps over the terrible walkers.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, the terrible chips. They're horrible chips.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's just slightly salted. Everything's lightly salted.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, the terrible terrible chips over there in the UK.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I find despite the fact that, as you say, they
love their chips, yeah, they're crisps.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Rather, they have walkers and layers they have there and
they're just kind of wafer than bits of bullshit. Wait
till they wait till they get a snacker Chany down
in their face. I mean, like, if he can crack that,
then I can imagine we'll all be on Leehot's Leehart
Souper yacht.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Going around Croatia. Imagine that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Jesus Christ, I.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Would absolutely love that we could do that. I'm firing
a skipper. I'm not letting him skipper the buck mett
Woods his skipper's license. Still, I hire a skipper.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Bring him over with Oh but coincidentally, this weekend we're
playing Fiji. The All Blacks will get to that michially
but myself and met Wood on the cour for that one.
Before we get to an air break, though, I wanted
to address this is the biggest news across the weekend.
It's not sporting related, but we had to address it.
Trump survived an assassination attempt by mere millimeters.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
On the weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
History has been altered by just a matter of inches.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Out of a sliding doors moment, isn't it? Because was
he saying that he looked, he turned his head to
read some chart that was on his auto Q and
that's what saved him, because if he hadn't moved his
head to the left, he would have got his brains
blown out.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, it was like it's like if it was in
a movie and you were watching a film about it
and you were like, oh, there was an assassination attempt,
but it just clipped his ear.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He'd be like, oh, ohshit, But no, it happened in
real life. And how balling?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
How balling is it that they took him to the
ground and he got up and just raised his first
with blood coming down his face. He can't script that
photo anymore. Like imagine the Americans are going to like
the rodnecks. They're going to love him even more. What
if you think of him? That photo is absolutely iconic.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And look, personally, I can't go to the bloke, but
we as an ACC and you as Warriors fans should
be pro Trump because we're andy Biden. Because he opened
the door for this eighteenth NRAL team to be in Pabla,
New Guinea and non in christ Shot. So that was
when we jumped ship and got on Trump and all
of a sudden, Yeah, that photo of him with his
hand up, blood all over his face, it's one of
(06:40):
the wildest things ever. Have you seen that interview of
the guy who's saying that he saw the guy climbing
up on the roof with the gun was yelling out
of the secret servers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
They're like, he's up there, he's up there, And eventually
they turned around gotherius and blew his head off.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it was my only thing for that guy. I
believe him initially, like I don't think he was lying.
He was wearing a stupid advisor with the fake here
in the interview, It's like, you couldn't have taken the
hat off. This is gonna be one of the most
important pieces of evidence when this thing goes to I mean,
I don't ever go to trial. They blew their guy's
(07:13):
head off, so they're probably never know. They won't see
the court room. And I was like, if you're going
to give you account on TV, te the fucking head off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But also that.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
May have contributed to the fact the Secret.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Service like ignored them.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, he's a guy in a comedy hat and comedy
wig up there saying someone's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I mean, like, come on, I wouldn't believe. I wouldn't
have believed it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No, I would have gone, shut up, Shut the fuck up,
shut up, take the.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Head off, and they they us know what's going on.
I bet there is. Yeah, it's just out of control.
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Look, selfishly, it would have been way funnier, or not funnier,
but more exciting, No funnier if I had a hat
or what if a chance?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Totally what I mean, that two year old not a
bad shot though, he's up to one hundred and twenty
meters away. Yeah, that's a that's a ball and shot
from that far away, and to miss by that that
little amount. I mean obviously some innocent people got got
waxed as well, because obviously a few of his straight
shots went into the crowd. But yeah, crazy times, crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As wild times. I don't know, like, would you if
you were a Trump, would you show like when's your.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Next He will be straight back on the horse. You
watch this is. This has played right into his hands.
He's gonna love this is. This is the next few
months is going to be a hell of a ride.
You sleepy, Joe is going to be hope, he confused.
He'll probably convince himself that he got shot at some stage. No,
it's going to be a wild few months before this election,
(08:35):
that's foricial.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I did see he's like a fake tweet from Joe
Biden saying that he hopes for a speedy recovery for
President Reagan.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But it would have been worse if it President Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, the long line of long list of presidents have
almost been assassinated or have been assassinated. I honestly thought
we were going to see one get added to that
when that was going. Yeah, but anyway, let's take a
quick break. We'll come back and we'll break down the
all black scat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
On Saturday afternoon, Lane, me, you and a few of
the other a sec faithful went down to the Postman's League.
Over on the North Shore, Rudor's band fired up. There
was some delightful I've described them as generous drink specials
going on. Yes out there only a grand total of
two people yelled Fox South Canterbury at me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I mean that's quite a high percentage because not many
people turned up. No for two people to say that,
there's quite a lot. But you know you got up
on stage and seeing angels, which was nice. Yeah, I'm
entered on the video of that. A lot more kids
in the crowd than I remember. Yes, yeah you really
you're a big hit with the under fives.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There was a kid with the tambourine there. It was
really helping me out. And then at a certain point
I think because mum showed up with the basket of
chips and you put the tambourine down, I beg that
buddy tambourine back up.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Against Postman's League. Submit a little bit of a disappointing
turnout from the shore, you know, not as not as
hectic as Dunedin. It was never so I think nor
Sure need to step up a little bit there on
the on the pregame front. Yeah, so yeah, we'll probably
won't be going here back there in a hurry, let's
be honest. But the bus ride in you you went
(10:18):
to the game, yep, you managed to avoid giving live updates.
That was panded onto Finn Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, Smash, I only got my tickets very late doors
so it was probably for the best as well. Sorry,
mass to sneak onto the field at one point. I
don't know how he did that.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
How did he do that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know, but I was sitting up in the
nosebleeds watching the game actually managed to hit away three
league multi there on many faye were also to score,
which was also my league in our three way Yes,
and he did score.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I missed the try itself.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
So men, the misses were following along this three league
multi which was us to win under fifty one and
a half points. Man need to score. We scored, and
so I was like, there's my chance to go to
the loo.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Before I even came back, they had scored, no come
back and my missus pointing at the field, he's god,
he's good.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a good shore. It happens so quickly.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, and they every time he scored, they responded quickly,
and that the try before halftime was a gutting one
as well. But he let's celebrate the victories because our
sports book three way, for the first time in four
months has come off.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I had Mark Teller to score, you had the Spice
Channel to score, and Carl's horse came in as well.
Yeah multi yeah, mult time came in. So we won
a cool was it thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Thirteen hundred bucks off that one?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And on top of that, for the sportsbook listeners, every
one of those horses came in the top four. One
of them did come forth. But if you like, we
did multi all of those up with a top four finish.
It was only paying like three or four dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh, I stuck my whole kiding on it. I stuck
seventy five bucks on it. So I came away with
one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, so it's it came in.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It was, It was good, and it couldn't have happened
at a bit of time because that guy sent in
a voicemail last week saying that he listens to the
Thursday and Friday episodes on a Monday and it makes
him realize how shit punter as we are.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, I hope you're enjoying you Monday today.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Mate, let's hear it from now because yeah, but we
filled the kiddie.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It was an interesting game, wasn't it? Because I felt
like the All Blacks if they just got two or
three wide. I think Raser mentioned this in the postmatch.
He just says, we had them out wide once we
could get the ball out wide, but they just struggled
to get that one or two kind of phases together
and create that space out wide. And I got example
was that the break from Body Barrett that put Mark
(12:37):
Talia in the corner. It just showed that opened them
up because their rush defenses was just absolutely shutting down
anything going past Damien McKenzie. But player of the match
for me was Cortes. His twenty thirty minutes on field
was excellent. I mean afterwards he said he was absolutely
kicking himself, but he didn't show that he played really well.
(12:59):
And I hope he starts this weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, my my messages and Lauren from out in the
office was sitting next to me and as soon as
he came on, they're both going, who's he who's this guy?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
We've never seen this guy before? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So Corty's that's my I hadn't identified him as a
hot guy of note, but apparently he's.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
A hot guy from note? How many like I guess
meters wise? How far away are you from that.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
They showed him on the screen?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ah okay, right, yeah, okay, fair enough, that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was how that was how they saw it. But yeah,
I agree with you. Corty's had a great debut. I
thought the Bowden Barrett grabbed that game by the scruff
of the neck and said, I am still the best
rugby player in this country. And my question for you is,
and I said this last week, I felt like he
was going to start. I feel like it's it's it's
a full gone conclusion. Now he has to start in
(13:47):
the next All Blacks game. But who does he start for?
Does he start at ten or does he start at fifteen?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Do you think I think at fifteen? I think I
think you need to keep on with McKenzie. I think
the check he's peedifetter, he gets a good play and
he'll do well. But I think Bowden will slipping at fifteen.
Keith McKenny at ten I think that's that's the way
that goes.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, it was just too dominant a performance, and you
were like, certain came on. I think, well, yeah, he
came on with thirty minutes left to go, came on
at about the fifty minute marks, Like, shit, we could
have done with him for those first fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, they try the try saving tackle at the end
as well. He had like about two hundred and forty
kgs of ford just on his chest, which would have
crushed a mere mortal. And he's had a great interview afterwards.
He said like I don't know much about the obstruction rule,
but I knew it'd held him up over the line,
So yeah, he's finished there too. There was about five
or six minutes of deliberations about whether that scored it.
(14:46):
They I think that square is where that caused an
obstruction which they had not penalized, and the game was over.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, that's right, it was. It was.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It was quite tense and quite a weird sort of situation.
I was it was real squeaky one time, because it
was like you felt like they were going to hit
the penalty and then there's no extra time, is there
in a dismatch like that.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's just game.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
No, it's just game. There's no there's no golden point
or anything like that. Hey, did I mean myself? And
James mccaroney commentated that Yes, And I believe there was
an elder gentleman who called News Talk z B the
next day to talk to Piney who said he couldn't
quite work out his sky box and it was stuck
on Sky Sport nine.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yep, we've got the audio, listened to it. Yep, here
we go, Gabriel, thanks for holding mate.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Good a pooney. We watched the game on Sky nine Sports,
and we've only just gotten a new box for us,
so we weren't sure exactly how to work it. But
I got it going for this Sky nine Sports. I
thought it was a great game.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
We won.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
We're moving in the right direction. But I wonder if
anybody else notice or heard the commentary that was on
nine Sports. Some crowd called commentary collective alternative commentary collective. Now,
these guys were total idiots. They had assume that thing
(16:13):
going that was about third form from what I remember,
they were calling, for example, te Leah Prince Eslia. They
were calling the one of the one of the forwards
from England, baby Face said big baby, and it was
like listening to kids and it was really off putting,
(16:33):
you know, and watching the game. So I just wanted
to put that through and see if anybody else has
had heard about it. Do you know that some alternative
collective commentary group?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yes I do, Gabriel, Yes I do. In fact, they're
in the same building as us. Yes, they're in the
same building as us. Are they're in a quiet taste.
They're not for everybody, as you've pointed out. If you
would prefer a different kind of commentary, Channel fifty one
I think is probably where you need to go. But yeah,
the Alternative Commentary Collective, they have a very big audience,
a very big audience, and yeah, we're proud to have
(17:07):
them as as our stable mates. I hope you enjoyed
the game, Gabriel, regardless of your taste and the commentators.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Good to chat to your.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Mate, You good on your piney. But saying that you
actually have to when you've got a skybox, you actually
have to do a lot to get to us. You've
got to go to Skysport nine and you've got to
put your adult codin so Gabriel. I don't know what
he did to put his adult codin, whether he ever
knew it, but surely that would have raised red flags
(17:37):
that it wasn't the normal commentary. So good on you, Gabriel.
At least he kind of at least he listened and
got all the nicknames.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, it was obviously an active participant because he remembered
more slightly misremembered most of the nicknames. But you're right,
it's my favorite piece of feedback that we get as
the alternative commentary collective is just shut up and commentate
the game.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Normally.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's on the other one.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
They have that the clue is in the name. The name. Yeah,
so he obviously had no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And I think what I'm picking up here from Gabriel
is that it was a real battle for him to
even get on to Skysport Night.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
And I think once he saw the All Blacks he
was just like, I'm not I'm just leaving it where.
He just got it working. He just got it working
for that game. Yeah, just he'd been.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Working on that for weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, he finally got to go and I'm not bloody
changing it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Then his wife's like, well this is bloody terrible. We
can't be listening to this.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And then I just love the way that he was
so because can you imagine how angry he was listening
to the game like throughout the game, how passed off
he must have been that the next day. This came
in at about lunchtime on Sunday, so the next morning
he got up and he would have just been I
just can't bloody believe what I heard last not on
the sky Sport nine. Have you heard did you hear?
(19:02):
Have you ever heard anything like it?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Have I hear that?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Bloody Jason Byn on the radio. I'll be wringing him
and telling him all about it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
This is not good enough, A great stuff. That's that.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We're going to put that in our promo. That's going
on the next promo billboard probably.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So yeah, the next game, the All Blacks are playing
Fiji this weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's going to be Saturday. It's over in San Diego.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I presume it's a Friday night game because it's two
o'clock kickoff here in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Actually quite a quite a friendly time.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And oh just quickly as well, Hulk smash a man,
Hulk smash. Yes from the Tyree Seniors got a message
on Sunday. Tyree Senior Open grade Old boys got up
on Saturday. They won thirty three to thirty.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The game went to extra time at twenty three. All
what yeah, and eventually the Eels got up Tyrie. That
is thirty three to thirty old. I got a photo
of our man Hulk Smash in action. Yep, he's got
a powerful looking unit. But yeah, thirty three thirty after
(20:08):
going to overtime at twenty three, All.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh, congratulations, congratulations, so Hulk Smash.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So it was that the final? Yeah? That was the final? Yeah,
oh semifinal. I feel like it might have been the
semi final.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah. I think the other club rugby at semi finals
because I know the Share beat Mahurangi in the semi final.
They're in the final next week.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
There was it when we were at the Postman's League.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
There was a game being live streamed on Facebook and
that was being played over the screens.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Was that the North Shore?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
No? No, there was there was like down in like
Parmestan North or something. Some guy just asked to put
on YouTube stream up so he could crush beers and
watch his local club rugby final from way down the lines,
bless no matter what.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Two all right, let's take one last break and when
we come back, we'll get to your feedback on yours please.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
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Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'll tell you when never Julane knew all that, Alerek
and that started the base regade?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Aren't you?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I bet you were one of the cunts that used
to ring up zeeb and prank call me and swear
live on air.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Bloody disgraceful anyway yours please?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Thanks? Mary? Was was it? He? Did you prank? Mary?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
We never really prank them. What we did do is
when whenever he interviewed Dan for Tory, we would always
ring up and ask a heavily and appropriate question with
a lot of sexual undertones that only Dan would understand,
and then Mary would and Dan would start laughing, and
then Marry Go.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Was that one of your friends again? Is it Dan? So? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
That we never we never went on there and swore,
I mean, we're not that immature.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I feel like I've heard recently if we played out
on this podcast before some of the callers that he
used to get through.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, because he refuses to use because just lifting the
curtain a little bit. On talkback, a lot of talkback
call hosts they have a dump button. Yeah, so in reality,
your call is two or three seconds delayed, So if
you drop a sea bomb or you say something inappropriate,
they've got two or three seconds to press that button
and you disappear. Murray Deeka refused to use that because
(22:36):
it wasn't true talkback or and fair enough. But what
it did do was open them up to punters leading
them down a garden path and then dropping massive f
bombs or sea bombs on them.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And it happened a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I think it's like a highlight reel on YouTube or something.
We'll dig it up, you play it out tomorrow. Yeah,
I reckon, but this absolute crack is on there. Anytime
you've got talk back, you're really opening yourself up for
that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Absolutely, I mean we used to. Yeah, we used to
live on the shore as as like a student. Every
time we crossed the bridge either either way, the rule
was someone in the car had to ring as he'd
been do talkback no matter what state you're in, three
four in the morning, coming back over the bridge from town,
you have to talkback or call and see what they're
(23:23):
up to.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah, just way.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'll always take it as well, particularly absolutely Yeah. Having
worked at a talkback radio session, we actually had a
seven second delay and I never once used it. I'd
tell them that I had, but I I selfishly just
wanted their bones to get through. Whatever it did, it
would just crack me up with it. And then if
anyone asked what, yeah, yeah got the button.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah I got it, mate. Never did. Thank you very
much for getting in touch Murray.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I see that no one's still yet completed the Murray
Decker challenge, which is to get a plunder onto Murray
Decker's head or any board man's.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Head to be fair.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, but he is still bored, so your your chance
is still there.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We had another caller here, yours, please do you reckon
the mainstream media has taken your idea.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
For the shot clock or like what's happening there?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, we we we had our own shot clock on
Saturday night which involved any stoppage and play. We would
just kick off our own stop a shot clock and
then have a shot. If it ran down. They create
a bit of confusion when they put the real shot
clock up and then our shot clock was running slightly
either behind or in front of which caused a lot
of confusion for the viewers on Skysport nine. So I
(24:42):
think we might need to tidy that up a little bit.
But that's a work on. That's a work on for
the news game.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That would have absolutely had Gabriel's brain twisted into a pretzel.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh yeah, I would have actuallydn't think about that because
we had a huge shot clock in the corner and
we had the countdown music then.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Ten cats.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah yeah, so we add all the sound efficks and
everything and then we just take a shot at tequila.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
He would have been since with that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, he would not have been able to follow it
at all. Thank you very much for call another caller
here yours please? Sorry I said fucked out for I
med fucked out Canterbury.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
How good.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Thank you very much for clarifying that one he must have.
He's obviously in a pub somewhere. I don't think he's
at a pub. I think he's just absolutely peeled after
the game.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
The game, Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
He was just like, hang on, let me just gotta
go back, let me just clean that up for a second.
A lot of people do think that South Canterbury is
part of Southland. I think to Auckland is anything south
of christ Church is Southland.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah, people, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Whenever I meet Aucklanders and I tell them where I'm
originally from, they always say Southland. Are you a Southlander?
Dunedin's not even Southland. People still think that is.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's yeah, you're right, it's south of where we are.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
South of the bombos. That's all that matters. We've got
a couple more another call here, yours please.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Good o fellas smax from the tron here.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, just weighing in on your guys, betting with your kids.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
My wife when I do that, but it's.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
A bit young, so we just do under overs on
whether or not he's got a nappy for shit.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That's a fun one. Yeah. When you win, yeah, not
so good when you lose like that.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
The gamification of nappies is the only way to get
through it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's the only way.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So I can highly commend that father and bringing gamification
and betting into nappy changing.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, there has to be a win there for you somehow, yea,
even if you have the manufacturer. Speaking of nappies, the
Hello Sports Boys they do a podcast over there in Australia.
They are New South Welshman and they found out that
Mitch Barnett missed the birth of his second son for
New South Wales camp. It was like early week camp
(27:10):
as well, it wasn't like day off. He missed the
birth of his kid to hold pads at training camp.
They found out about that and they've now pledged to
send him a nappy for every run meter times every
tackle that he makes on Wednesday night the epic, So.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
They're going to multiply that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I reckon we'll have to get them on on Wednesday
for a bit of a state of origin preview.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, tell them we'll deliver them. Yeah, we'll deliver them.
We'll we'll hand deliver them for them.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Because they called up bloke Jackson who works out there
at the Warriors, and said can we can we send
this to you, and he was like, why don't you
just send me the money and I'll buy it over here?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Not the not the point.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So we have a ute. You know, we have the capability.
We can hand deliver this stuff to the warriors. So
I reckon, we'll reach out to them, or if you're
listening to this, reach out to us and otherwise. We
will be back tomorrow with another episode of the Gender
Podcast Live from the Export Bier Guns Shooter and from
(28:08):
the road I believe Lane, where abouts in the country
are you by the.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Way, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I say, in hiding.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And witness protection.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
All right, we will see you guys tomorrow for another
episode off the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Next Sport of Vulture.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good morning, Lane, live from school holiday. Hell, how are
you getting on?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Not too bad? And I like it's both a.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Little bit of school holidays how and also I'm unwitness protection. Yeah,
after the weekend's commentary, but we'll get to that a
bit later.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We got to start with the freshest sporting news of
the day. It is not, in fact coming home. Unfortunately,
Spain have denied England a first major title since nineteen
sixty six. Were they clinical two one win in the
Euro twenty twenty four final in Berlin. We went down
to normal taps to watch that one. I didn't realize.
I mean, I know we've been saying it this whole
(00:54):
tournament that everyone here is on England. I didn't realize
just how much, because when England scored, the taps erupted.
When Spain scored, I couldn't even tell that. I didn't
even know they had scored. I thought they'd missed because
no one made any noise.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And yeah, it's that's what happens. Everyone just gets in
all of a sudden, everyone finds their English roots. I mean,
look at mad Heath, for example, all of a sudden
he's talking like an East End Londoner.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
But not now.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Obviously he's got a lisp in. He's all Spanish. He's
he's fully lisping up. But I'm pretty pretty good at actually,
and I because our hunch was two nil to Spain,
and I was in the office and I'm going to
blame Joe jury here when I said I'm going to
split the bonus bet fifty on two to one, fifty
on two nil, and he said, don't be a pussy
(01:40):
put at two nil.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, I think it's just hard for people to follow
along when you're splitting one bed into two.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, I know. But Spain.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, as predicted, they took it out. English heart's broken again.
The social media has been lit up with grown men
crying that's great stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The funniest as how entitled they've become. As the tournament's
gone on, they keep.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's what that's what they do. I know that's what
the English do.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Because as a casual follower of in fact not even
a casual follower of the round ball, I was always like, oh,
England must be really good at it because they're constantly
talking about it. It's like they actually haven't won shit
for a long long time.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Spain.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's the fourth euro Championship and third since two thousand
and eight.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Why were England so keen, so sure they were going
to win this?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They always get to such high hopes. I was in
England every single year. I was in England for two
European Championships and a World Cup, I think and heartbreak
every time.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They didn't even qualify for the euro finals.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
When I was there.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They got knocked out in Italy and they absolutely right
had roamed down down and I was in a campground
in Rome and all the English supporters came back to
the campground, a whole lot of them just co it
in blood. They've been throwing rocks at the police all night.
Great stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So hey great. Also, I mean I'm a great twenty four.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hours for Spanish sports as well, because Alcoholath he took
out Wimbledon, Sea and then on the Sale GP which
is on right now. It's a race to the playoff.
There's the two million dollar playoff that's happening. He's on qualified,
Australia qualified, and there's two more races left this morning
(03:21):
and it's between France and Spain, and France just sht
the bed in Race one and snapped their rudder. So
it looks like Spain hell have a chance of going
into the big money race this afternoon in San Francisco
and complete what would be a magnificent weekend of sport.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, what a great weekend to be in Espanol. And
I see Leehart fresh from Croatia all weekend. He's now
in Barcelona somehow.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What is going on? What contur is he on?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know, because last week he was in Mexico
and he was supposed to be on doing the Snacker
CHINGI halftime show with me and so we had to
do it from me in the studio, him in Mexico.
Then this weekend just being he was in Croatia and
now I see on his Instagram story this morning he's
sucking in Spain.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What is going on? Is on some sort of chip junkets?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Maybe he's opening up sales channels, Snacker Chaney snails channels.
I mean, look, if you can crack Europe and even England,
they love their crisps over the terrible walkers.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, the terrible chips. They're horrible chips.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's just slightly salted. Everything's lightly salted.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, the terrible terrible chips over there in the UK.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I find despite the fact that, as you say, they
love their chips, yeah, they're crisps.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Rather, they have walkers and layers they have there and
they're just kind of wafer than bits of bullshit. Wait
till they wait till they get a snacker Chany down
in their face. I mean, like, if he can crack that,
then I can imagine we'll all be on Leehot's Leehart
Souper yacht.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Going around Croatia. Imagine that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Jesus Christ, I.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Would absolutely love that we could do that. I'm firing
a skipper. I'm not letting him skipper the buck mett
Woods his skipper's license. Still, I hire a skipper.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Bring him over with Oh but coincidentally, this weekend we're
playing Fiji. The All Blacks will get to that michially
but myself and met Wood on the cour for that one.
Before we get to an air break, though, I wanted
to address this is the biggest news across the weekend.
It's not sporting related, but we had to address it.
Trump survived an assassination attempt by mere millimeters.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
On the weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
History has been altered by just a matter of inches.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Out of a sliding doors moment, isn't it? Because was
he saying that he looked, he turned his head to
read some chart that was on his auto Q and
that's what saved him, because if he hadn't moved his
head to the left, he would have got his brains
blown out.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, it was like it's like if it was in
a movie and you were watching a film about it
and you were like, oh, there was an assassination attempt,
but it just clipped his ear.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
He'd be like, oh, ohshit, But no, it happened in
real life. And how balling?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
How balling is it that they took him to the
ground and he got up and just raised his first
with blood coming down his face. He can't script that
photo anymore. Like imagine the Americans are going to like
the rodnecks. They're going to love him even more. What
if you think of him? That photo is absolutely iconic.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And look, personally, I can't go to the bloke, but
we as an ACC and you as Warriors fans should
be pro Trump because we're andy Biden. Because he opened
the door for this eighteenth NRAL team to be in Pabla,
New Guinea and non in christ Shot. So that was
when we jumped ship and got on Trump and all
of a sudden, Yeah, that photo of him with his
hand up, blood all over his face, it's one of
(06:40):
the wildest things ever. Have you seen that interview of
the guy who's saying that he saw the guy climbing
up on the roof with the gun was yelling out
of the secret servers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
They're like, he's up there, he's up there, And eventually
they turned around gotherius and blew his head off.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, it was my only thing for that guy. I
believe him initially, like I don't think he was lying.
He was wearing a stupid advisor with the fake here
in the interview, It's like, you couldn't have taken the
hat off. This is gonna be one of the most
important pieces of evidence when this thing goes to I mean,
I don't ever go to trial. They blew their guy's
(07:13):
head off, so they're probably never know. They won't see
the court room. And I was like, if you're going
to give you account on TV, te the fucking head off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But also that.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
May have contributed to the fact the Secret.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Service like ignored them.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, he's a guy in a comedy hat and comedy
wig up there saying someone's got a gun.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I mean, like, come on, I wouldn't believe. I wouldn't
have believed it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No, I would have gone, shut up, Shut the fuck up,
shut up, take the.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Head off, and they they us know what's going on.
I bet there is. Yeah, it's just out of control.
I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Look, selfishly, it would have been way funnier, or not funnier,
but more exciting, No funnier if I had a hat
or what if a chance?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Totally what I mean, that two year old not a
bad shot though, he's up to one hundred and twenty
meters away. Yeah, that's a that's a ball and shot
from that far away, and to miss by that that
little amount. I mean obviously some innocent people got got
waxed as well, because obviously a few of his straight
shots went into the crowd. But yeah, crazy times, crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
As wild times. I don't know, like, would you if
you were a Trump, would you show like when's your.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Next He will be straight back on the horse. You
watch this is. This has played right into his hands.
He's gonna love this is. This is the next few
months is going to be a hell of a ride.
You sleepy, Joe is going to be hope, he confused.
He'll probably convince himself that he got shot at some stage. No,
it's going to be a wild few months before this election,
(08:35):
that's foricial.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I did see he's like a fake tweet from Joe
Biden saying that he hopes for a speedy recovery for
President Reagan.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But it would have been worse if it President Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, the long line of long list of presidents have
almost been assassinated or have been assassinated. I honestly thought
we were going to see one get added to that
when that was going. Yeah, but anyway, let's take a
quick break. We'll come back and we'll break down the
all black scat.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
On Saturday afternoon, Lane, me, you and a few of
the other a sec faithful went down to the Postman's League.
Over on the North Shore, Rudor's band fired up. There
was some delightful I've described them as generous drink specials
going on. Yes out there only a grand total of
two people yelled Fox South Canterbury at me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I mean that's quite a high percentage because not many
people turned up. No for two people to say that,
there's quite a lot. But you know you got up
on stage and seeing angels, which was nice. Yeah, I'm
entered on the video of that. A lot more kids
in the crowd than I remember. Yes, yeah you really
you're a big hit with the under fives.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
There was a kid with the tambourine there. It was
really helping me out. And then at a certain point
I think because mum showed up with the basket of
chips and you put the tambourine down, I beg that
buddy tambourine back up.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Against Postman's League. Submit a little bit of a disappointing
turnout from the shore, you know, not as not as
hectic as Dunedin. It was never so I think nor
Sure need to step up a little bit there on
the on the pregame front. Yeah, so yeah, we'll probably
won't be going here back there in a hurry, let's
be honest. But the bus ride in you you went
(10:18):
to the game, yep, you managed to avoid giving live updates.
That was panded onto Finn Kenny.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, Smash, I only got my tickets very late doors
so it was probably for the best as well. Sorry,
mass to sneak onto the field at one point. I
don't know how he did that.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
How did he do that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know, but I was sitting up in the
nosebleeds watching the game actually managed to hit away three
league multi there on many faye were also to score,
which was also my league in our three way Yes,
and he did score.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I missed the try itself.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
So men, the misses were following along this three league
multi which was us to win under fifty one and
a half points. Man need to score. We scored, and
so I was like, there's my chance to go to
the loo.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Before I even came back, they had scored, no come
back and my missus pointing at the field, he's god,
he's good.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a good shore. It happens so quickly.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, and they every time he scored, they responded quickly,
and that the try before halftime was a gutting one
as well. But he let's celebrate the victories because our
sports book three way, for the first time in four
months has come off.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I had Mark Teller to score, you had the Spice
Channel to score, and Carl's horse came in as well.
Yeah multi yeah, mult time came in. So we won
a cool was it thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Thirteen hundred bucks off that one?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And on top of that, for the sportsbook listeners, every
one of those horses came in the top four. One
of them did come forth. But if you like, we
did multi all of those up with a top four finish.
It was only paying like three or four dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh, I stuck my whole kiding on it. I stuck
seventy five bucks on it. So I came away with
one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, so it's it came in.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It was, It was good, and it couldn't have happened
at a bit of time because that guy sent in
a voicemail last week saying that he listens to the
Thursday and Friday episodes on a Monday and it makes
him realize how shit punter as we are.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, I hope you're enjoying you Monday today.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Mate, let's hear it from now because yeah, but we
filled the kiddie.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It was an interesting game, wasn't it? Because I felt
like the All Blacks if they just got two or
three wide. I think Raser mentioned this in the postmatch.
He just says, we had them out wide once we
could get the ball out wide, but they just struggled
to get that one or two kind of phases together
and create that space out wide. And I got example
was that the break from Body Barrett that put Mark
(12:37):
Talia in the corner. It just showed that opened them
up because their rush defenses was just absolutely shutting down
anything going past Damien McKenzie. But player of the match
for me was Cortes. His twenty thirty minutes on field
was excellent. I mean afterwards he said he was absolutely
kicking himself, but he didn't show that he played really well.
(12:59):
And I hope he starts this weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, my my messages and Lauren from out in the
office was sitting next to me and as soon as
he came on, they're both going, who's he who's this guy?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
We've never seen this guy before? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So Corty's that's my I hadn't identified him as a
hot guy of note, but apparently he's.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
A hot guy from note? How many like I guess
meters wise? How far away are you from that.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
They showed him on the screen?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ah okay, right, yeah, okay, fair enough, that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Was how that was how they saw it. But yeah,
I agree with you. Corty's had a great debut. I
thought the Bowden Barrett grabbed that game by the scruff
of the neck and said, I am still the best
rugby player in this country. And my question for you is,
and I said this last week, I felt like he
was going to start. I feel like it's it's it's
a full gone conclusion. Now he has to start in
(13:47):
the next All Blacks game. But who does he start for?
Does he start at ten or does he start at fifteen?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Do you think I think at fifteen? I think I
think you need to keep on with McKenzie. I think
the check he's peedifetter, he gets a good play and
he'll do well. But I think Bowden will slipping at fifteen.
Keith McKenny at ten I think that's that's the way
that goes.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, it was just too dominant a performance, and you
were like, certain came on. I think, well, yeah, he
came on with thirty minutes left to go, came on
at about the fifty minute marks, Like, shit, we could
have done with him for those first fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, they try the try saving tackle at the end
as well. He had like about two hundred and forty
kgs of ford just on his chest, which would have
crushed a mere mortal. And he's had a great interview afterwards.
He said like I don't know much about the obstruction rule,
but I knew it'd held him up over the line,
So yeah, he's finished there too. There was about five
or six minutes of deliberations about whether that scored it.
(14:46):
They I think that square is where that caused an
obstruction which they had not penalized, and the game was over.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, that's right, it was. It was.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It was quite tense and quite a weird sort of situation.
I was it was real squeaky one time, because it
was like you felt like they were going to hit
the penalty and then there's no extra time, is there
in a dismatch like that.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's just game.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
No, it's just game. There's no there's no golden point
or anything like that. Hey, did I mean myself? And
James mccaroney commentated that Yes, And I believe there was
an elder gentleman who called News Talk z B the
next day to talk to Piney who said he couldn't
quite work out his sky box and it was stuck
on Sky Sport nine.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yep, we've got the audio, listened to it. Yep, here
we go, Gabriel, thanks for holding mate.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Good a pooney. We watched the game on Sky nine Sports,
and we've only just gotten a new box for us,
so we weren't sure exactly how to work it. But
I got it going for this Sky nine Sports. I
thought it was a great game.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
We won.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
We're moving in the right direction. But I wonder if
anybody else notice or heard the commentary that was on
nine Sports. Some crowd called commentary collective alternative commentary collective. Now,
these guys were total idiots. They had assume that thing
(16:13):
going that was about third form from what I remember,
they were calling, for example, te Leah Prince Eslia. They
were calling the one of the one of the forwards
from England, baby Face said big baby, and it was
like listening to kids and it was really off putting,
(16:33):
you know, and watching the game. So I just wanted
to put that through and see if anybody else has
had heard about it. Do you know that some alternative
collective commentary group?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yes I do, Gabriel, Yes I do. In fact, they're
in the same building as us. Yes, they're in the
same building as us. Are they're in a quiet taste.
They're not for everybody, as you've pointed out. If you
would prefer a different kind of commentary, Channel fifty one
I think is probably where you need to go. But yeah,
the Alternative Commentary Collective, they have a very big audience,
a very big audience, and yeah, we're proud to have
(17:07):
them as as our stable mates. I hope you enjoyed
the game, Gabriel, regardless of your taste and the commentators.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Good to chat to your.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Mate, You good on your piney. But saying that you
actually have to when you've got a skybox, you actually
have to do a lot to get to us. You've
got to go to Skysport nine and you've got to
put your adult codin so Gabriel. I don't know what
he did to put his adult codin, whether he ever
knew it, but surely that would have raised red flags
(17:37):
that it wasn't the normal commentary. So good on you, Gabriel.
At least he kind of at least he listened and
got all the nicknames.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, it was obviously an active participant because he remembered
more slightly misremembered most of the nicknames. But you're right,
it's my favorite piece of feedback that we get as
the alternative commentary collective is just shut up and commentate
the game.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Normally.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's on the other one.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
They have that the clue is in the name. The name. Yeah,
so he obviously had no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And I think what I'm picking up here from Gabriel
is that it was a real battle for him to
even get on to Skysport Night.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
And I think once he saw the All Blacks he
was just like, I'm not I'm just leaving it where.
He just got it working. He just got it working
for that game. Yeah, just he'd been.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Working on that for weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, he finally got to go and I'm not bloody
changing it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Then his wife's like, well this is bloody terrible. We
can't be listening to this.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
And then I just love the way that he was
so because can you imagine how angry he was listening
to the game like throughout the game, how passed off
he must have been that the next day. This came
in at about lunchtime on Sunday, so the next morning
he got up and he would have just been I
just can't bloody believe what I heard last not on
the sky Sport nine. Have you heard did you hear?
(19:02):
Have you ever heard anything like it?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Have I hear that?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Bloody Jason Byn on the radio. I'll be wringing him
and telling him all about it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
This is not good enough, A great stuff. That's that.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We're going to put that in our promo. That's going
on the next promo billboard probably.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So yeah, the next game, the All Blacks are playing
Fiji this weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's going to be Saturday. It's over in San Diego.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I presume it's a Friday night game because it's two
o'clock kickoff here in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Actually quite a quite a friendly time.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And oh just quickly as well, Hulk smash a man,
Hulk smash. Yes from the Tyree Seniors got a message
on Sunday. Tyree Senior Open grade Old boys got up
on Saturday. They won thirty three to thirty.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The game went to extra time at twenty three. All
what yeah, and eventually the Eels got up Tyrie. That
is thirty three to thirty old. I got a photo
of our man Hulk Smash in action. Yep, he's got
a powerful looking unit. But yeah, thirty three thirty after
(20:08):
going to overtime at twenty three, All.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh, congratulations, congratulations, so Hulk Smash.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So it was that the final? Yeah? That was the final? Yeah,
oh semifinal. I feel like it might have been the
semi final.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah. I think the other club rugby at semi finals
because I know the Share beat Mahurangi in the semi final.
They're in the final next week.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
There was it when we were at the Postman's League.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
There was a game being live streamed on Facebook and
that was being played over the screens.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Was that the North Shore?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
No? No, there was there was like down in like
Parmestan North or something. Some guy just asked to put
on YouTube stream up so he could crush beers and
watch his local club rugby final from way down the lines,
bless no matter what.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Two all right, let's take one last break and when
we come back, we'll get to your feedback on yours please.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
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Speaker 4 (21:15):
Good boys it Smurray Deka here. When the fuck did
I give you cunts permission to use my cats trows?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'll tell you when never Julane knew all that, Alerek
and that started the base regade?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Aren't you?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I bet you were one of the cunts that used
to ring up zeeb and prank call me and swear
live on air.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Bloody disgraceful anyway yours please?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Thanks? Mary? Was was it? He? Did you prank? Mary?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
We never really prank them. What we did do is
when whenever he interviewed Dan for Tory, we would always
ring up and ask a heavily and appropriate question with
a lot of sexual undertones that only Dan would understand,
and then Mary would and Dan would start laughing, and
then Marry Go.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Was that one of your friends again? Is it Dan? So? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
That we never we never went on there and swore,
I mean, we're not that immature.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I feel like I've heard recently if we played out
on this podcast before some of the callers that he
used to get through.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yes, because he refuses to use because just lifting the
curtain a little bit. On talkback, a lot of talkback
call hosts they have a dump button. Yeah, so in reality,
your call is two or three seconds delayed, So if
you drop a sea bomb or you say something inappropriate,
they've got two or three seconds to press that button
and you disappear. Murray Deeka refused to use that because
(22:36):
it wasn't true talkback or and fair enough. But what
it did do was open them up to punters leading
them down a garden path and then dropping massive f
bombs or sea bombs on them.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And it happened a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I think it's like a highlight reel on YouTube or something.
We'll dig it up, you play it out tomorrow. Yeah,
I reckon, but this absolute crack is on there. Anytime
you've got talk back, you're really opening yourself up for
that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Absolutely, I mean we used to. Yeah, we used to
live on the shore as as like a student. Every
time we crossed the bridge either either way, the rule
was someone in the car had to ring as he'd
been do talkback no matter what state you're in, three
four in the morning, coming back over the bridge from town,
you have to talkback or call and see what they're
(23:23):
up to.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yeah, just way.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I'll always take it as well, particularly absolutely Yeah. Having
worked at a talkback radio session, we actually had a
seven second delay and I never once used it. I'd
tell them that I had, but I I selfishly just
wanted their bones to get through. Whatever it did, it
would just crack me up with it. And then if
anyone asked what, yeah, yeah got the button.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah I got it, mate. Never did. Thank you very
much for getting in touch Murray.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I see that no one's still yet completed the Murray
Decker challenge, which is to get a plunder onto Murray
Decker's head or any board man's.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Head to be fair.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, but he is still bored, so your your chance
is still there.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
We had another caller here, yours, please do you reckon
the mainstream media has taken your idea.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
For the shot clock or like what's happening there?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, we we we had our own shot clock on
Saturday night which involved any stoppage and play. We would
just kick off our own stop a shot clock and
then have a shot. If it ran down. They create
a bit of confusion when they put the real shot
clock up and then our shot clock was running slightly
either behind or in front of which caused a lot
of confusion for the viewers on Skysport nine. So I
(24:42):
think we might need to tidy that up a little bit.
But that's a work on. That's a work on for
the news game.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That would have absolutely had Gabriel's brain twisted into a pretzel.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Oh yeah, I would have actuallydn't think about that because
we had a huge shot clock in the corner and
we had the countdown music then.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Ten cats.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah yeah, so we add all the sound efficks and
everything and then we just take a shot at tequila.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
He would have been since with that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, he would not have been able to follow it
at all. Thank you very much for call another caller
here yours please? Sorry I said fucked out for I
med fucked out Canterbury.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
How good.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Thank you very much for clarifying that one he must have.
He's obviously in a pub somewhere. I don't think he's
at a pub. I think he's just absolutely peeled after
the game.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
The game, Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
He was just like, hang on, let me just gotta
go back, let me just clean that up for a second.
A lot of people do think that South Canterbury is
part of Southland. I think to Auckland is anything south
of christ Church is Southland.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah, people, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Whenever I meet Aucklanders and I tell them where I'm
originally from, they always say Southland. Are you a Southlander?
Dunedin's not even Southland. People still think that is.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's yeah, you're right, it's south of where we are.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
South of the bombos. That's all that matters. We've got
a couple more another call here, yours please.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Good o fellas smax from the tron here.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, just weighing in on your guys, betting with your kids.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
My wife when I do that, but it's.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
A bit young, so we just do under overs on
whether or not he's got a nappy for shit.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That's a fun one. Yeah. When you win, yeah, not
so good when you lose like that.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
The gamification of nappies is the only way to get
through it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's the only way.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
So I can highly commend that father and bringing gamification
and betting into nappy changing.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, there has to be a win there for you somehow, yea,
even if you have the manufacturer. Speaking of nappies, the
Hello Sports Boys they do a podcast over there in Australia.
They are New South Welshman and they found out that
Mitch Barnett missed the birth of his second son for
New South Wales camp. It was like early week camp
(27:10):
as well, it wasn't like day off. He missed the
birth of his kid to hold pads at training camp.
They found out about that and they've now pledged to
send him a nappy for every run meter times every
tackle that he makes on Wednesday night the epic, So.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
They're going to multiply that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I reckon we'll have to get them on on Wednesday
for a bit of a state of origin preview.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, tell them we'll deliver them. Yeah, we'll deliver them.
We'll we'll hand deliver them for them.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Because they called up bloke Jackson who works out there
at the Warriors, and said can we can we send
this to you, and he was like, why don't you
just send me the money and I'll buy it over here?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Not the not the point.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So we have a ute. You know, we have the capability.
We can hand deliver this stuff to the warriors. So
I reckon, we'll reach out to them, or if you're
listening to this, reach out to us and otherwise. We
will be back tomorrow with another episode of the Gender
Podcast Live from the Export Bier Guns Shooter and from
(28:08):
the road I believe Lane, where abouts in the country
are you by the.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Way, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I say, in hiding.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
And witness protection.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
All right, we will see you guys tomorrow for another
episode off the Agenda Podcast.
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