November 4, 2024 • 34 mins
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ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to pore over the latest updates on the Melbourne Cup including late scratchings and odd changes to try and find you the winner of the Melbourne Cup for 2024 (0:00).
Then the fellas address a scandal in AFL reffing involving Osama Bin Laden (12:25) and the NRL proposing a draft system (15:55).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live for the Export Beer Adams Studio and brought to you,
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is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the fifth of November.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Massive Dad Jaylane. It is Guy Fawkes, but it is
also the Melbourne Cup and you are adorned in your finest.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, it's my Melbourne cap. Outfit hasn't been washed since
the last Melbourne Cup. It used to have a Melbourne
little miniture Melbourne Cup on it.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But I got stolen a broach. Yeah. How would you
describe what you're wearing right now?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It is a brown polyester Safari suit.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, that is what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'll tell you what by the end of today, because
it's looking like a good day. Sun's out listening Hanks harder.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Than it is. It's been rutal. Yeah, it's I got
it picked it up from an opshot and you got
that you owned a horse, yeah, and so you would
wear that to the race. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So it's got a lot of memories, this suit. You
were dressed as an owner, Yes, wasn't it. Yeah, this
time Rodney was our horse. One three races placed the couple,
but unfortunately for this time, Rodney had to put out
to pasture. Yeah, got a bit of a veterinary issue.
But stud Yeah, got a bit of an issue with
its nose bleed. Oh too much ling, Yeah, too much
(01:30):
horse coke and yeah it's too much kidd me and yeah,
but it was a great fun owning a horse. I'll
tell you what, if you ever get a chance to
get into a syndicate and owning a horse, yeah, and
I'm not talking. There is a lot of those companies
around me. You can buy like point zero five percent
with a thousand other people. I'd suggest get twenty mates
together and maybe go halves in a horse and then
(01:51):
the other half. Usually the stable will take it, but
it still feels like you've got a decent stake in
it because this is you and twenty mates. You don't
have to do any of them, and you just put
away undred bucks a month or whatever that goes towards
the training and everything, and going to a race when
your horse is racing is a totally different feeling. You
go hang out in the bird cage, you go hang
out around the back with a jockeys hop on the horse,
(02:14):
and the trainers are there with the jockeys, giving the
jockeys instructions, you know, and the owners are allowed in
there as well. You work, Yeah, and some of the
other owners are fucking heard outs, like you know, I
think it's their live A lot of them it's their livelihood, yes,
and so they're getting stuck into the jockey or the
trainer about something, this, that and the other. How does
that help though, I don't know. And then we're out there.
(02:35):
We'd normally come in full costume and we'd be massively
wasted already. We would have done a road trip. And
the manager of the trainers used to love us because
we're like, bro, we don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We're here for a day out, man. You just go
for it. You do what you do, whatever you want
to do. What you do, man, we don't care. If
there's something you've wanted to try, yeah, and we're like
charging the jockey's name, and he's like kind of you know,
they're like, fuck these guys, and they in tune.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
The trainer said that he actually felt more pressure for
us because he really wanted to win for us, because
we knew we were just having a good time. Yeah, and
whereas he gets he said he used to get his
fucking balls busted by Singaporean owners and Hong Kong owners
like over the phone, and he always came and apologize afterwards,
and we're like, dude, we're.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Heaving the next four out there. We don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So it was really cool, and I've been looking for
a horse ever since. Actually to going on from this time, Rodney,
because it did so well for us. One it's made
and race paying fourteen dollars and I just chucked a
lazy hondy on down in Wellington and obviously cashed in
fourteen hundred and they had to open.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The safe at the TV kesh so they go and
it's all on delay.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, so they go, oh, you're gonna have to come
back in fifteen minutes because we're going to have the
safes on a delay.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So came back, picked them by fourteen ny and then
the next time it lost and you'd put that fourteen
hundred dollars against it, and absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Absolutely one race one of Wellington Cup Day down there
in Trent them one of the great race calls because
of this time rod In.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The comment is there's time Rodney there's time. It is Rodney.
It was one of the greats anyway, So I guess
everyone's trying to people winner no one. I had Paul
on yesterday, Mighty.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He really danced around the subject, didn't he. He gave
us about four or five horses.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think he. I think he had people. I've talked
to people horse people who will who will not be
sway by the way. Yeah, but he he gave us.
He gave us a few names, I think today because
we've got one hundred dollars each from the TB Yes
bonus cash, and we are going to put it on.
There's basically a two man sweepstakes on behalf of the
punter listening at home, because it will go into the
(04:39):
a SEC kiddy. Once that gets over a grand, we
will pay that out. So we're trying to win this
for you. Now. We both got one hundred dollars. Yes,
you've already spent yours. And in fact, your one hundred
dollars didn't even make it out of yesterday's podcast, did it?
Because when when myrighty was giving us as tips, you
(05:00):
jumped on the first first one. I did.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, and much like you guys, give me a lot
of shit about control of the A c C account,
the account because you say you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You imply that I've got a bit of a trigger
finger trigger yeah, yeah, personality, all of that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So yes today it's like right, I'm on it straight away.
And I was going to go for the sushi horse. Yeah,
okushi kid to sushi, and so like done, I'm doing it.
I'm doing I got access to it, got my hundred
dollar bonus, whacked it on a kid of sushi. And
then this morning Joju goes, who the hell has put
money on Covidleka.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I went hey, and I went in there, and I've
actually put it on the wrong horse. So I was.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Supposed to put it, supposed to put it on the sushi,
and I've put it on covid leka the hund dollar
bonus bits, so okay, yeah, I'm blowing out there, so.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We okay, Well I put them in. Look apparently it's
all right horse, though I could have been worse, that's right.
Who knows. This could be a heavy accident. So you've
on covid Lika at twenty ones. At twenty ones. For me,
I'm all in on seeking a couple of reasons. The
trainers are block by the name e Eustace. That's a
huge omen of my books. Yeah, anytime you get a
(06:14):
man called Eustace, I'm gonna be bitting on you. The
jockey is Holly Doyle. It's another powerful, dudly name. So
we're gonna get on there. It's dressed like a bumblebee,
and it's also the name of a pokemon. So those
are the reasons why I'm getting on there. I'm gonna
be honest. All of the reasons that anybody gives, they're
(06:35):
all much for muchness. You know, you can go one way,
you can get the other, you can try and do
as much research as you want. The more people know
about horse racing, it seems at less they know.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, do you know what I think as an omen
that I accidentally picked coal Lika. Yeah, because the jockey's
name is Damian Lane. Okay, Delane Delaye said. Delane is
on board Cavalika.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So I don't know if that's an omen or, but
there you go. I'm into it. G Lan's on d Lane. Yeah.
So yeah, so we've gone ce King, We've gone covid Leka.
I've seen old random stats go who does like random stats?
On the NRL. Yes, guess by the name Mirando is
a good dud. He has a funny, funny stats on
there and it's quite handy if you want to have
a punt along during the NRAL. He's done a deep
(07:20):
dive on the Melbourne Cup, so in the last forty
years he reckons. No Melbourne Cup winner has come out
of barriers six, fifteen, twenty three or twenty four, so
he's put a line through them. No Melbourne Cup winner
has worn saddlecloth seven, nine, sixteen, eighteen and twenty put
a line through all of them. Horses with their names
starting an, O or Z have only won the Cup
(07:40):
once and not since nineteen forty. He's scratched all of
them as well. No Melbourne Cup winner has weighed less
than fifty one kilos since brew in two thousand. Scratched
all of them. Last ten Melbourne Cup winners have been
Bay colored horses, so scratched everyone that wasn't. Fifteen to
the twenty four Melbourne Cup winners were trained in Australia.
Scratched all the outsiders. After all of that, it's also
(08:02):
Coveleka hasn't won a race since May twenty twenty three. Oh,
but delaying surely it's still in the camp and the
men delaying in there, so that's been scratched out as well,
which boiled it all the way down to Buccaroo. So
for all of that stats and analysis, the favorite, he's
wound back up at the favorite. That would have been
so disappointing. He would have been hoping for like.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
A real clarity moment where like an outsiderer was coming
in and he's gone to half.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So I don't know, I don't know if he works
at the tab, I don't know what. But yeah, so
once you scratch all of them out, including yours and
including mine, apparently end up at Bakaru. But I gotta
be honest, like I was saying with Paul yesterday, the
favorite doesn't often warn you're just as likely as anyone else.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And like I said yesterday, and people probably listening to
this game, I shut up about horse racing. So you
shut up because this is an afternoon off and just
use as an excuse.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Particularly you've got to take. You've got to aim for the.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Boss and say to the boss, hey, let's go to
the pub and a punt on as a team, a
team building exercise morale's low.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We'll all put in ten bucks. You don't have to pay.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Once you get in the obviously you make them pay. Yeah,
but the idea is to lure the boss to wherever
you're going and then put the pressure on. Yes, but
you knock off. I mean, look, if you're not knocking
off at three, then you've got things wrong. So that's
all it is. You don't have to actually past a punt.
Just go for a beer and a the pubb at
three o'clock on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, and you also do the sweepstakes. You do it
all the sweepstakes go around. That's there's twenty three horses
in here, so it's sixty bucks to be one. That's
so much fun as well. You know you run will
be involved in it, and you're right if your bosses,
you know, maybe maybe you've got a real hard ass
boss and he's aware that he's stuning to lose locker room. Yeah,
and you're like, look, this is the way to get
to run back on side again. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I mean, look, the job site might be but touchy
at the moment, a lot of pressure before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You say, mate that you're losing the shed. The people
people are talking.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But if you give us the afternoon off and come
with us to the pub for a couple of beers,
we can bond over this and what we'll work all
the way through to Christmas Day. We'll nail all the
targets and the timelines and everything will be fine.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We won'tnail them tomorrow morning. We'll be moving pretty slowly
tomorrow morning. Oh yeah, no yeah, But then after from
next week all work Saturday morning to make up for it.
So yeah, Melburn Cup, as we said yesterday, about five
o'clock usually delayed, so it'll be around probably the quarter
past five. But there's plenty of racing on Ellesley down
there in Dunedin as well at Wingatoi. There's heaps of
(10:33):
races across over in Australia as well. So I just
have to look around have a flutter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, And if you're in the Auckland region, go for
a wander through the viaduct area and just check out
the massive dicks wandering around and full costume and full
fascinators like they're actually at the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
There's some real tools.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And you can just kind of just laugh openly, and
especially if you go past about six o'clock because I've
been on the Moms the Moette since midday, so some
good sights to be seen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hundred We were the sites last year. We were the
sites last year. We were at the moat bullshit thing
down there. Thing we didn't need to be that no
one watches. Were women playing the races?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah they do it.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
There was TV inside. But the only reason we were
them and I and we know it. Shiloh who works
at Mouette her MC pulled out the last minute and
basically she was desperate, heavily desperate for someone to just
get on the mic.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
JJ Fanny pulled out and they were like, we're going
to get I.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Think it was quite a few people pulled out end
she said, I'll give you as much muett as you want.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
To bring a date I did, which was you.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It was your arm Candy, Candy, you were too.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But yeah, so Laura mcgoldrick's doing this year. Okay, we'll
go down the viaduct just to see Laura McGoldrick. After
a few hours, that'll be worth it, all right, just
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Lane to the AFL. Breaking news out of the Australian
(12:28):
Football League AFL umpire Lee Hulsen Housen Houson Holdsford a
hut will not umpire in round one of the twenty
twenty five season. I know you're upset about that. After
admitting to admitting to dressing as a summer bin laden
at an umpire's end of season function. The event was
held the day after the AFL Grand Final in a
private room at a Melbourne restaurant. The theme for the
(12:50):
event was characters from the two thousandths. Halson changed into
the bin laden costume at the venue and wore a
mask for a short period of time. No skits would performed,
No ski were performed. What was the skit is going
to tie bombs himself? BLI himself up? Don't know because
he never did it. He has a shit an apology
for his conduct. I'm sorry, I made an error of judgment.
I never intended to offend anyone house and said what
(13:12):
is offensive about that? Who? I mean? I know he
mastered mind at nine to eleven. Yeah, but he's taking
the pass out of him. And if you can't take
the pass out of Osama bin Laden, who can you
take the pass out? Shouldn't that be exactly the kind
of person we're taking the pass out? We should mock them.
They put pirates on children's like corn flakes boxes. Pirates
(13:35):
killed people. Yeah, is it just a matter of time?
How much time is to go under the bridge. Also,
he didn't flood by, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I mean that's the dangerous thing these days with dress ups,
because you know, a while ago you could go to
a dress up party.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was this word of mouth act. Did you get me?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
He came dressed as at off headler bullshit, and ah
yeah I wasn't and it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Just you know, it was just by the bye.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Nowadays people are taking photo yeah, and taking the other
wrong context. You say I was Charlie Chaplin, not fucking
Hitler and Peter bullshit, and you'll go, no.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It was.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It was Charlie Chaplin. Also those in glasshouses, because I
reckon there's footage. There's certainly footage of me, but I
know that there's photos and footage of Evrod drenching something
that someone will take offence to. Yeah. Absolutely, I just
wonder if maybe they should have taken them off one
of the September games rather than off the first game.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I love this just I do like the AFL. It's
just one game. It's just taking me for one game.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The other thing is, if they didn't punish them, this
wouldn't have made headlines and no one would know that
it had even happened. Like they could have just left it.
I know if anyone was ever going to pick up
on an AFL rioff. Yeah, lameous rifts in the game too.
By the way.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Also, it's a great photo of him that says banned underneath.
And you know they start AFL games by bouncing the
ball in the middle as a ball ever ricocheted straight
back into their face. Definitely, because that looks like it's
high risk because they go down, they go down on
one knee and they smack it into the ground.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And then if it goes out, they biff it over
the here. Yeah weird. And then when they score and
they give it the finger guns to that they're scored.
It's the lamest nothing. There's nothing more embarrassing in sports
than an AFL referee.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Mind you, the crowd get into that, you know, with
the double fingers and there's a great photo of a
guy doing that and his guy in the crowd saying
how BIG's you deck?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And the guys kind of this slammed the things that
it is the weirdest. AFL is the most Australian sport.
Like you know, when you look at their animals and
they look kind of like other animals, but they're they're
kind of pou up a little bit. Yeh, Yeah, that's
exactly what AFL is. It kind of league kind of rugby,
but it's on a cricket perch of football that carries
(15:46):
it's young and a pouch in front of it. You know,
it's just it's just an Australian Australian sports speaking of
Australian sports as well. In the National rugby league. A
bold plan to introduce a rookie draft to equalize the
talent as the competition expands, will soon be delivered to
the NRL and its clubs. We are very pro draft here.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Interesting, So what's the feeder? What is the feeder competition
to that? Is that the That's what they'd have to
figure out. So there is Queensland Cup.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, there's q Cup and then there's New South Wales
Cup as well, So there's a couple of different options.
I don't know, I guess, I guess anything that's not
the NRL. If you haven't played the NRAL before, you
should be eligible for the draft, you know, Okay, like
say like a rugby player, Yeah, I think a rugby
player just come just make themselves available, that's right. Yeah,
Because for the longest time there has been and there
(16:37):
is still allegedly a salary cap, but I don't know
what it is and it doesn't seem to apply to
certain clubs. You're always here that like the biggest players
just ending up at the biggest club again, and then
we don't get any of those players. We get kiwis
who are on the other side of their prime wanting
to move home.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So does this prevent because at the moment you have
fifteen sixteen year old head's been signed up to academies
by Roosters, Penrith and all that, and they're kind of
bound to them all the way through their teenage years
and development and then into the premiere They probably even
play Queensland Capital, New South Wales Cap maybe that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, but would just get rid of that. That is
a good point because if I'm if I'm the Broncos,
for example, am I going to pluck some kid out
of only high school? Yeah, you know, to come and
play for us when I don't know where he's going
to end up.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, because you've done all the development and then you'll
be put into the draft.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, that is a good point. But fuck those clubs.
I just want this for the Warriors. Oh yeah, totally.
I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I think if they had a junior competition like college
college football in the States that feeds into a draft,
that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
And I think that close enough with the two you know,
New South Wales and Queensland competitions, I think that's close enough.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And look, anyone's going to do, it's gonna be put
able wandies. Yeah, well even I mean, the AFL's had
a draft for ages and you know that seems to work.
It's a very obscure minute sport and the grand scheme
of things. Yeah, but then they managed to what's their
I don't know, maybe maybe you don't need one. I
think that's always been the knock on a draft in
(18:10):
rugby union. We'll be like, we don't have a feeder league,
which we fucking do. It's NBC. But that's what people
have always said. The other thing, and it's only Keywis
that say this when you bring it up and they say, oh, yeah,
but the player, So then the player doesn't get to
decide where they have to go and play.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's like, no, their player, I'm sorry to say, is
a commodity be traded and paid to play.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Look at the NBA, NFL. Oh yeah, you're a gun
for hire totally. You think Anthony Edwards wants to live
in Minnesota, No, he doesn't. None of these dudes want
to live where they are. I don't even think Lebron
wanted to live in Cleveland, he's from there. But the
other part of that, whenever I hear people say that,
it's like No one gets to choose where they want
to work, you know what I mean, where they have
(18:53):
to live. If I could do this job from way media,
I do it in a heartbeat. But I have to
move up to Auckland to get a different job. You know,
if I want to leave the Freezing Works, I had
to move to a city. So people don't get to
pick where they want to live. Fucking suck it up.
It's the same thing when cricketers are playing on Christmas. Yeah,
a lot of dudes working on Christmas, man, suck it up.
You're playing cricket for a job. Yeah, you could be
at the Freezing Works.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't think they ever complained about playing on Christmas.
I think they're quite headed to get.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Not the cricket players, but people do complains. Yeah, okay,
well maybe but anyway, uh, the the other thing about
it and selfishly, and I know we talk about this
quite a bit, but if deal was a draft, obviously
that it would have to be a trade system as well.
Would go along with that because you could trade conceivably
for future first round picks, yes, which would fix the
(19:40):
transfer issue that we've got in the NRL at the moment,
which is he's off contract at the end of the year,
but he's still playing for this club. So the end
blah blah blah, Blakes of the world, Blake's the world.
So this would sort all of that out. I reckon,
you have a trade window right up until state of
origin period and then after that no more trades. If
you wanted to have made it, you had to make
it before Game one of origin, and then how exciting
(20:02):
would that be? Bombshell overnight James mccarney's reporting that the
Warriors have traded two future first round picks and blah
blah blah blah blah. Yeah, that would be sick. Then
the other thing that you've got is Rees Welsh For example,
he would have been the number one draft pick. Now
he has a couple of down games and people go, well, Mike,
this is the number one draft pick in the class
of twenty three or whatever it you know. Yeah, yeah,
(20:23):
so yeah, it just gives us more things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Like, I wouldn't be surprised NRL they are pretty forward thinking. Yeah,
it's hence they're going the stocks of NRLs going through
the roof. So I wouldn't be surprised if they managed
to pull that.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Off, that Trailblazers. So I think I think if anyone could,
it'd be there and watch watch Rugby Union scramble after them.
Once they do it, oh they'll start drafting rugby Union players.
I reckon, are you stocked up for guy fawks tonight?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I haven't actually kind of snuck up on me too
busy in the weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm getting a lot of shit from my kids. Have
you been to w Le's?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
He been to a less is the famous walles on
Hobson Street as a Chinese nicknack shop, you know, yeah, yeah,
And you've always got to go to Wali's. He's got
the greatest fire weeks of all time. They've got the
greatest names and ass blender and it's just weird ship
you can buy. I have four ass blenders, you know what,
(21:23):
one bumbler, you know, Like there's all these like.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Crazy five weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I've got to sneak up at there at some stage
before going watching the nags to grab a sackful. The
expensive these days, yeah, they are quite Like you get
a boom box, you don't get much change for one
hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
There's a lot of money, particularly for your kids to
just moan about how ship they are.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, but I mean, look, I don't know if it's
the if it's the it's appearing in me.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
But I find kids running around with molten hot thousand
degree sparklers, waving each other's faces and biffing each other.
Then a fucking ass blaster from wal Le's Yeah you
know what I mean, like malten hot and like ah,
standing at and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What the fuck are you doing with that malten hot?
Get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And then they drop it on the ground. Then some
other little shit stands on it. He's got a burnt foot.
We've got the first day, get out. We got a
bage of ice, like Jesus the fire brigades on the way.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, we're talking on the mat on the Nomad. But
Jerry and Friends show this morning about five weeks disasters.
Jerry tells the story of how he lit one and
it fell over, and he gathered his family around and said,
chield your eyes, children, and then turned his back to
the flame and protected them. As partner Toulsi tells the
story very differently. It involves Hugo being held as a
(22:36):
human shield.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Seven year old Hugo just held out take the brunt
of the skyrocket.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I told the story about I got shoppy black Russian. Oh,
when I was a kid. It tipped over. My uncle
set it off and it tipped over. It was me
on a couch with my aunty, my mum and my nana,
and they all got up and ran and I sat
there in a poll of fleece. I was ready to go,
just got less up by this black Russian. And my
mum always tells the story about how she came over
(23:05):
to grab me and take me away. And I had
the polar fleece for my entire childhood. I was just
like you never came and got me. Never look at
the polar fleece. Hi the best five weeks story we had.
It wasn't even Guy Fawk's. It might have been a
few days before.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But we were removing helping my parents remove a whole
decking off their deck, and made of mine came over
and we helped out, and then we formed a huge
pire with all the things, and we said we were
going to burn them, and I can remember them saying,
don't burn. But it's called the toxins, and it's all
been stained and everything, and will I'd be fine. Everyone
could just kind of go inside or whatever. And I
remember my wife was pregnant at the time, and we'll
(23:43):
it'll be fine, It'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
We covered it in diesel and.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
We set it alight, and then the fumes were horrendous.
And then my mate tighter looks me and goes got
some more surprises. I put a box of fireworks.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
In there, and I went.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
A box and he put a whole box in the
middle of the fire and all of us as he
said that, and I was going everywhere. If I've never
family run inside the locking the doors and getting the
kids inside.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It was like heading windows going out. It was wild.
It was like being in Bay Route or like.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It was while and it all came down, and then
the thing being down, and I just see remember saying
someone just going silence break.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
The science said, what the fuck do you do that for?
It's fun though powerful, so God bless you if that's
what you're doing out there. They say, tonight, let's take
one more quick break and we'll come back with yours, please, yours.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Please, brought you by Leader Home of.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I've just come across some more information from Joe Jury
before we get to yours please. He sent it through
and it was the meths on how we can make
the World Test Championship. Did you see this all that?
Are you across how this can happen? Yeah, it's making
my look.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
All I know is that we need to be in
the conversation.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We need to beat England three nol.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, we can win two nil or two to one
and we're still in the conversation. But if we seriously
want to be in the conversation, we just need to
beat England three now and then we can sit back
and watch the rest of the teams burned down.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just fight it out. So we I've got the information
in front of it. It's not making a whole lot
of sense.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
We basically we don't want Australia to thrash India. I
want Australia to beat India like four neil or four
one or three to one.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, we then.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Want South Africa to potentially beat both Pakistan and Sri
Lanka at home, and then we need Australia to go
to Sri Lanka and have a shitter right, and Sri
Lanka will then being Australia down a peg, India will
be out because I've been knocked out by Australia, and
then it'll be New Zealand so Africa.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So Lord's so the ways we can make it in
either we have two wins in a drawer, all three drawers,
but that will leave it up in the hands of
the other, correct thing, So we need to just we
need to.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Win and win convincingly and then set and then sit
back and then just watch the world burn and potentially play.
We don't because I think Australia and India just need
to fight it out.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Australia will knock India out if.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They beat them by four nil, yeah, but if they
win by five nil, I think that becomes an issue.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
For us because it'll probably knock us.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yes, correct, So we need India just to maybe fart
one victory or even a draw.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Which sounds about right. Yeah, even rain, yeah, even rain
to do its us praying for some slow over rates
from Australia so they get dock points. That would be good.
If it's one one versus England, Sri Lanka would need
to yeah, because it's very complicated. But basically we are
still very much in the in the run and two
(26:51):
or one one, whatever, could do it. Three three, We're
going to put us in there, absolutely, and then probably
not even the driver's there, but just put us in
the competition. And then like what then you book your
flights to London, not yours, you don't book yours. I'm gone.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
If we if we're playing South Africa at Lord's, we've
gotta go.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
What if we're playing India even more, even better but India.
But if India beat Australia, that's we need India to
drop out. Yes, so that we play Australia to drop out.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We're not gonna play.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
We could though, but sore got four home tests left.
If they win the four home tests against Pakistan and Srilanka,
if they went all four of those, then they are
in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Right there the bab why I say, you guys will
explain it bitter. Oh absolutely, but yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Great to still be in the convo because I had
after that Turnel drubbing and Shrilanka, I was.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We might not really know who kids. Yeah, would that
even be a better achievement than what we just did?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I don't think so. Would would make that achievement even
better if we did want it again, absolutely, because that's saying,
oh yeah, but it's the World Test Championship. We here
about what if we took that too? All right, anyway,
this is yours. Please your chance to get involved with
the show. It's the microphone button bottom right and corner
of your iHeart radio app. Even if you don't listen
on that app, just jump on there, give us a
bit of feedback, just like this caller here has yours.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Please fucking get up the fucking burn boy, this sweet motherfucker,
it's no longer fucking.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think he sums up. He sums up.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I was first pumping and yelling in the kitchen, like
watching my phone. And that's good and a great headline
from the Herald as well.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Get that India, Yeah, get that India. Yeah. I want
to make a shout out to And I didn't get
the guy's name, but there was a guy who sent
through about five voicemails on Sunday night as the game started,
and he goes, jeez, I don't know if we can
do this. Oh we've just lost a couple of weeks.
Oh we just shit, I think we might win here.
Blah blah blah, and the roller Coaster. I listened to
(28:58):
all of them. Was too long to playing the podcast,
but thank you for sending those. He's just sharing his
emotions throughout the whole thing, and there were so many
that came through saying this and that and whatever. That
one there summed up the thoughts and feelings of the nation.
That was the peck of the bunch. Yeah, it was
back to the phones. Now call it yours please, you know, gents,
greetings from Perth about Adams Blake's gold. Is it a pitbull?
(29:23):
Because if it is, I'm pretty sure they're banded in Australia,
which is why I can't take it home.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I don't know what bread it was. It looks like
a bad ass dog, a big bastard. Whatever it is,
it's a bad ass dog of purple as a band.
It's probably another one of the breeds that are banned. Yes,
i'd say so. Yeah, And when we've moved on from that,
haven't we?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah? I think so. I definitely think so.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You saw him the other day that I fucking ran
I sorry, I saw him at the pub and he goes, oh,
there's Eden from Blake over there and went at the
back door, go.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Have a clue who I am. We got another one,
but I wasn't taking any chances. We got another one saying, oh,
I too much of a cow to set the dog
and actually it might be in the in the slot,
but no, no, I said, I would take the dog.
But I want the shirt as well. Yeah, I want
the Vasai shirt from the Deli MS last year. It's
a good trade. Another caller here, yours.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Faz, Are you good there again? Just again watching acc
he does game and two halves. I'm glad to see
there's an improvement in the game of Charades on the
red team or Chris' team, not so much yours, but
also for a man who doesn't like motor games, you
managed to nail both of those motorsports questions.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
That's because we're pretty much this is what the podcast
is so good for your game of two halves because
I'm waterboarding you with motorsport.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, it's like maths. I don't like it, but I
know it.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah I wish I didn't, and we're talking about it,
but I have to find know well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
And the other thing is when Heath was on it,
where has he gone? By the way, why is he
not on that show anyway, he's gone as he'd be.
He you miss him? Why I missed destroying him? We
can week out, but he misses charades. Oh my god,
that show could have just been half an hour of
Heath doing charades.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, it's a shame that he's not doing sharades anymore.
That's the one that I had missed that. Yeah, heavily.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I think an end of view specials and the works,
I feel like there needs to be a ten minute
segment of just Heath doing charades anyway. Yeah, So when
he was on the show, he was like, he was
worried that I was answering more of the like general
knowledge sort of sports questions. So he started listening to
the agenda to try and catch up. I was like, well,
we're ever going to do is catch up to the
(31:34):
things I already know. You're never going to beat me.
If that's your if that's your strategy or tactic, you
need to get alongside Tony Lyle. He's writing the question.
Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right. He was on one week.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's that's inside of trading training. I think we've got
one more call at yours boots.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
A fact check tie Yeah, Key we's lost two games
and now they get to go versus the Pacific Bowl winner,
Papa New Guinea, and see if we get relegated to that,
and see if New Guinea get upgraded to the Pacific Cup.
Oh yeah, how good would Kiri's verse Papa New Guinea be?
(32:16):
How good would it be if we got relegated?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Keep the faith?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Love yours been sarcastic, it'll be terrible if we got
into the Pacific Bowl.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well, I wouldn't mind it if we got relegated, it
would then mean that we can have the Origin blad.
Oh so we're Tier two, so would be tier two.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, but Tonga and the Pacific Championship and they's still
tier two.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yes, you can't. Just who's who is allocating the tears?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, who's do Who's Dell dolling out the tears? It's
Australian Rugby League, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
As definitely is? Yeah? Well fuck if they get tipped
up this weekend by Tonga by Donga the Kingdom, So
tenth Sunday, the tenth of November. Both games are so
six o five. We got the Kangaroos withs Tonga that's
in Sydney, and then I actually doubleheader both at Combat Stadium.
Then the Kiwis play the p and G Kummel's.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh man, I hope the Tongans come out in force
in Sydney and flags, yeah, cars everything.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, true, we need to get a few flags over there.
I think the Keys should throw the game, get relegated,
then klum Ponger can come and play for us and
still play that Virgin Yeah. That's that's that's my strategy.
Throw the game, Keys to throw the game. All right,
let'sknock this thing on the head. That'll do us for
a Tuesday. Enjoy your Melbourne Cup wherever you watch it.
We'll be back to break down all of the action
(33:44):
tomorrow with another episode of the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Massive Dad Jaylane. It is Guy Fawkes, but it is
also the Melbourne Cup and you are adorned in your finest.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, it's my Melbourne cap. Outfit hasn't been washed since
the last Melbourne Cup. It used to have a Melbourne
little miniture Melbourne Cup on it.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But I got stolen a broach. Yeah. How would you
describe what you're wearing right now?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It is a brown polyester Safari suit.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, that is what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'll tell you what by the end of today, because
it's looking like a good day. Sun's out listening Hanks harder.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Than it is. It's been rutal. Yeah, it's I got
it picked it up from an opshot and you got
that you owned a horse, yeah, and so you would
wear that to the race. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
So it's got a lot of memories, this suit. You
were dressed as an owner, Yes, wasn't it. Yeah, this
time Rodney was our horse. One three races placed the couple,
but unfortunately for this time, Rodney had to put out
to pasture. Yeah, got a bit of a veterinary issue.
But stud Yeah, got a bit of an issue with
its nose bleed. Oh too much ling, Yeah, too much
(01:30):
horse coke and yeah it's too much kidd me and yeah,
but it was a great fun owning a horse. I'll
tell you what, if you ever get a chance to
get into a syndicate and owning a horse, yeah, and
I'm not talking. There is a lot of those companies
around me. You can buy like point zero five percent
with a thousand other people. I'd suggest get twenty mates
together and maybe go halves in a horse and then
(01:51):
the other half. Usually the stable will take it, but
it still feels like you've got a decent stake in
it because this is you and twenty mates. You don't
have to do any of them, and you just put
away undred bucks a month or whatever that goes towards
the training and everything, and going to a race when
your horse is racing is a totally different feeling. You
go hang out in the bird cage, you go hang
out around the back with a jockeys hop on the horse,
(02:14):
and the trainers are there with the jockeys, giving the
jockeys instructions, you know, and the owners are allowed in
there as well. You work, Yeah, and some of the
other owners are fucking heard outs, like you know, I
think it's their live A lot of them it's their livelihood, yes,
and so they're getting stuck into the jockey or the
trainer about something, this, that and the other. How does
that help though, I don't know. And then we're out there.
(02:35):
We'd normally come in full costume and we'd be massively
wasted already. We would have done a road trip. And
the manager of the trainers used to love us because
we're like, bro, we don't care.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We're here for a day out, man. You just go
for it. You do what you do, whatever you want
to do. What you do, man, we don't care. If
there's something you've wanted to try, yeah, and we're like
charging the jockey's name, and he's like kind of you know,
they're like, fuck these guys, and they in tune.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
The trainer said that he actually felt more pressure for
us because he really wanted to win for us, because
we knew we were just having a good time. Yeah, and
whereas he gets he said he used to get his
fucking balls busted by Singaporean owners and Hong Kong owners
like over the phone, and he always came and apologize afterwards,
and we're like, dude, we're.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Heaving the next four out there. We don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So it was really cool, and I've been looking for
a horse ever since. Actually to going on from this time, Rodney,
because it did so well for us. One it's made
and race paying fourteen dollars and I just chucked a
lazy hondy on down in Wellington and obviously cashed in
fourteen hundred and they had to open.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The safe at the TV kesh so they go and
it's all on delay.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, so they go, oh, you're gonna have to come
back in fifteen minutes because we're going to have the
safes on a delay.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So came back, picked them by fourteen ny and then
the next time it lost and you'd put that fourteen
hundred dollars against it, and absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Absolutely one race one of Wellington Cup Day down there
in Trent them one of the great race calls because
of this time rod In.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The comment is there's time Rodney there's time. It is Rodney.
It was one of the greats anyway, So I guess
everyone's trying to people winner no one. I had Paul
on yesterday, Mighty.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He really danced around the subject, didn't he. He gave
us about four or five horses.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I think he. I think he had people. I've talked
to people horse people who will who will not be
sway by the way. Yeah, but he he gave us.
He gave us a few names, I think today because
we've got one hundred dollars each from the TB Yes
bonus cash, and we are going to put it on.
There's basically a two man sweepstakes on behalf of the
punter listening at home, because it will go into the
(04:39):
a SEC kiddy. Once that gets over a grand, we
will pay that out. So we're trying to win this
for you. Now. We both got one hundred dollars. Yes,
you've already spent yours. And in fact, your one hundred
dollars didn't even make it out of yesterday's podcast, did it?
Because when when myrighty was giving us as tips, you
(05:00):
jumped on the first first one. I did.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, and much like you guys, give me a lot
of shit about control of the A c C account,
the account because you say you.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You imply that I've got a bit of a trigger
finger trigger yeah, yeah, personality, all of that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So yes today it's like right, I'm on it straight away.
And I was going to go for the sushi horse. Yeah,
okushi kid to sushi, and so like done, I'm doing it.
I'm doing I got access to it, got my hundred
dollar bonus, whacked it on a kid of sushi. And
then this morning Joju goes, who the hell has put
money on Covidleka.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I went hey, and I went in there, and I've
actually put it on the wrong horse. So I was.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Supposed to put it, supposed to put it on the sushi,
and I've put it on covid leka the hund dollar
bonus bits, so okay, yeah, I'm blowing out there, so.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We okay, Well I put them in. Look apparently it's
all right horse, though I could have been worse, that's right.
Who knows. This could be a heavy accident. So you've
on covid Lika at twenty ones. At twenty ones. For me,
I'm all in on seeking a couple of reasons. The
trainers are block by the name e Eustace. That's a
huge omen of my books. Yeah, anytime you get a
(06:14):
man called Eustace, I'm gonna be bitting on you. The
jockey is Holly Doyle. It's another powerful, dudly name. So
we're gonna get on there. It's dressed like a bumblebee,
and it's also the name of a pokemon. So those
are the reasons why I'm getting on there. I'm gonna
be honest. All of the reasons that anybody gives, they're
(06:35):
all much for muchness. You know, you can go one way,
you can get the other, you can try and do
as much research as you want. The more people know
about horse racing, it seems at less they know.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, do you know what I think as an omen
that I accidentally picked coal Lika. Yeah, because the jockey's
name is Damian Lane. Okay, Delane Delaye said. Delane is
on board Cavalika.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So I don't know if that's an omen or, but
there you go. I'm into it. G Lan's on d Lane. Yeah.
So yeah, so we've gone ce King, We've gone covid Leka.
I've seen old random stats go who does like random stats?
On the NRL. Yes, guess by the name Mirando is
a good dud. He has a funny, funny stats on
there and it's quite handy if you want to have
a punt along during the NRAL. He's done a deep
(07:20):
dive on the Melbourne Cup, so in the last forty
years he reckons. No Melbourne Cup winner has come out
of barriers six, fifteen, twenty three or twenty four, so
he's put a line through them. No Melbourne Cup winner
has worn saddlecloth seven, nine, sixteen, eighteen and twenty put
a line through all of them. Horses with their names
starting an, O or Z have only won the Cup
(07:40):
once and not since nineteen forty. He's scratched all of
them as well. No Melbourne Cup winner has weighed less
than fifty one kilos since brew in two thousand. Scratched
all of them. Last ten Melbourne Cup winners have been
Bay colored horses, so scratched everyone that wasn't. Fifteen to
the twenty four Melbourne Cup winners were trained in Australia.
Scratched all the outsiders. After all of that, it's also
(08:02):
Coveleka hasn't won a race since May twenty twenty three. Oh,
but delaying surely it's still in the camp and the
men delaying in there, so that's been scratched out as well,
which boiled it all the way down to Buccaroo. So
for all of that stats and analysis, the favorite, he's
wound back up at the favorite. That would have been
so disappointing. He would have been hoping for like.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
A real clarity moment where like an outsiderer was coming
in and he's gone to half.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So I don't know, I don't know if he works
at the tab, I don't know what. But yeah, so
once you scratch all of them out, including yours and
including mine, apparently end up at Bakaru. But I gotta
be honest, like I was saying with Paul yesterday, the
favorite doesn't often warn you're just as likely as anyone else.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And like I said yesterday, and people probably listening to
this game, I shut up about horse racing. So you
shut up because this is an afternoon off and just
use as an excuse.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Particularly you've got to take. You've got to aim for the.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Boss and say to the boss, hey, let's go to
the pub and a punt on as a team, a
team building exercise morale's low.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
We'll all put in ten bucks. You don't have to pay.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Once you get in the obviously you make them pay. Yeah,
but the idea is to lure the boss to wherever
you're going and then put the pressure on. Yes, but
you knock off. I mean, look, if you're not knocking
off at three, then you've got things wrong. So that's
all it is. You don't have to actually past a punt.
Just go for a beer and a the pubb at
three o'clock on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, and you also do the sweepstakes. You do it
all the sweepstakes go around. That's there's twenty three horses
in here, so it's sixty bucks to be one. That's
so much fun as well. You know you run will
be involved in it, and you're right if your bosses,
you know, maybe maybe you've got a real hard ass
boss and he's aware that he's stuning to lose locker room. Yeah,
and you're like, look, this is the way to get
to run back on side again. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I mean, look, the job site might be but touchy
at the moment, a lot of pressure before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
You say, mate that you're losing the shed. The people
people are talking.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But if you give us the afternoon off and come
with us to the pub for a couple of beers,
we can bond over this and what we'll work all
the way through to Christmas Day. We'll nail all the
targets and the timelines and everything will be fine.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We won'tnail them tomorrow morning. We'll be moving pretty slowly
tomorrow morning. Oh yeah, no yeah, But then after from
next week all work Saturday morning to make up for it.
So yeah, Melburn Cup, as we said yesterday, about five
o'clock usually delayed, so it'll be around probably the quarter
past five. But there's plenty of racing on Ellesley down
there in Dunedin as well at Wingatoi. There's heaps of
(10:33):
races across over in Australia as well. So I just
have to look around have a flutter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, And if you're in the Auckland region, go for
a wander through the viaduct area and just check out
the massive dicks wandering around and full costume and full
fascinators like they're actually at the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
There's some real tools.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And you can just kind of just laugh openly, and
especially if you go past about six o'clock because I've
been on the Moms the Moette since midday, so some
good sights to be seen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hundred We were the sites last year. We were the
sites last year. We were at the moat bullshit thing
down there. Thing we didn't need to be that no
one watches. Were women playing the races?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah they do it.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
There was TV inside. But the only reason we were
them and I and we know it. Shiloh who works
at Mouette her MC pulled out the last minute and
basically she was desperate, heavily desperate for someone to just
get on the mic.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
JJ Fanny pulled out and they were like, we're going
to get I.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Think it was quite a few people pulled out end
she said, I'll give you as much muett as you want.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
To bring a date I did, which was you.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
It was your arm Candy, Candy, you were too.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But yeah, so Laura mcgoldrick's doing this year. Okay, we'll
go down the viaduct just to see Laura McGoldrick. After
a few hours, that'll be worth it, all right, just
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three sex quick break. We'll be right back. Let's go
Lane to the AFL. Breaking news out of the Australian
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Football League AFL umpire Lee Hulsen Housen Houson Holdsford a
hut will not umpire in round one of the twenty
twenty five season. I know you're upset about that. After
admitting to admitting to dressing as a summer bin laden
at an umpire's end of season function. The event was
held the day after the AFL Grand Final in a
private room at a Melbourne restaurant. The theme for the
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event was characters from the two thousandths. Halson changed into
the bin laden costume at the venue and wore a
mask for a short period of time. No skits would performed,
No ski were performed. What was the skit is going
to tie bombs himself? BLI himself up? Don't know because
he never did it. He has a shit an apology
for his conduct. I'm sorry, I made an error of judgment.
I never intended to offend anyone house and said what
(13:12):
is offensive about that? Who? I mean? I know he
mastered mind at nine to eleven. Yeah, but he's taking
the pass out of him. And if you can't take
the pass out of Osama bin Laden, who can you
take the pass out? Shouldn't that be exactly the kind
of person we're taking the pass out? We should mock them.
They put pirates on children's like corn flakes boxes. Pirates
(13:35):
killed people. Yeah, is it just a matter of time?
How much time is to go under the bridge. Also,
he didn't flood by, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I mean that's the dangerous thing these days with dress ups,
because you know, a while ago you could go to
a dress up party.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It was this word of mouth act. Did you get me?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
He came dressed as at off headler bullshit, and ah
yeah I wasn't and it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Just you know, it was just by the bye.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Nowadays people are taking photo yeah, and taking the other
wrong context. You say I was Charlie Chaplin, not fucking
Hitler and Peter bullshit, and you'll go, no.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
It was.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It was Charlie Chaplin. Also those in glasshouses, because I
reckon there's footage. There's certainly footage of me, but I
know that there's photos and footage of Evrod drenching something
that someone will take offence to. Yeah. Absolutely, I just
wonder if maybe they should have taken them off one
of the September games rather than off the first game.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I love this just I do like the AFL. It's
just one game. It's just taking me for one game.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The other thing is, if they didn't punish them, this
wouldn't have made headlines and no one would know that
it had even happened. Like they could have just left it.
I know if anyone was ever going to pick up
on an AFL rioff. Yeah, lameous rifts in the game too.
By the way.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Also, it's a great photo of him that says banned underneath.
And you know they start AFL games by bouncing the
ball in the middle as a ball ever ricocheted straight
back into their face. Definitely, because that looks like it's
high risk because they go down, they go down on
one knee and they smack it into the ground.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And then if it goes out, they biff it over
the here. Yeah weird. And then when they score and
they give it the finger guns to that they're scored.
It's the lamest nothing. There's nothing more embarrassing in sports
than an AFL referee.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Mind you, the crowd get into that, you know, with
the double fingers and there's a great photo of a
guy doing that and his guy in the crowd saying
how BIG's you deck?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And the guys kind of this slammed the things that
it is the weirdest. AFL is the most Australian sport.
Like you know, when you look at their animals and
they look kind of like other animals, but they're they're
kind of pou up a little bit. Yeh, Yeah, that's
exactly what AFL is. It kind of league kind of rugby,
but it's on a cricket perch of football that carries
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it's young and a pouch in front of it. You know,
it's just it's just an Australian Australian sports speaking of
Australian sports as well. In the National rugby league. A
bold plan to introduce a rookie draft to equalize the
talent as the competition expands, will soon be delivered to
the NRL and its clubs. We are very pro draft here.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Interesting, So what's the feeder? What is the feeder competition
to that? Is that the That's what they'd have to
figure out. So there is Queensland Cup.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, there's q Cup and then there's New South Wales
Cup as well, So there's a couple of different options.
I don't know, I guess, I guess anything that's not
the NRL. If you haven't played the NRAL before, you
should be eligible for the draft, you know, Okay, like
say like a rugby player, Yeah, I think a rugby
player just come just make themselves available, that's right. Yeah,
Because for the longest time there has been and there
(16:37):
is still allegedly a salary cap, but I don't know
what it is and it doesn't seem to apply to
certain clubs. You're always here that like the biggest players
just ending up at the biggest club again, and then
we don't get any of those players. We get kiwis
who are on the other side of their prime wanting
to move home.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So does this prevent because at the moment you have
fifteen sixteen year old head's been signed up to academies
by Roosters, Penrith and all that, and they're kind of
bound to them all the way through their teenage years
and development and then into the premiere They probably even
play Queensland Capital, New South Wales Cap maybe that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, but would just get rid of that. That is
a good point because if I'm if I'm the Broncos,
for example, am I going to pluck some kid out
of only high school? Yeah, you know, to come and
play for us when I don't know where he's going
to end up.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, because you've done all the development and then you'll
be put into the draft.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, that is a good point. But fuck those clubs.
I just want this for the Warriors. Oh yeah, totally.
I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I think if they had a junior competition like college
college football in the States that feeds into a draft,
that'd be amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
And I think that close enough with the two you know,
New South Wales and Queensland competitions, I think that's close enough.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And look, anyone's going to do, it's gonna be put
able wandies. Yeah, well even I mean, the AFL's had
a draft for ages and you know that seems to work.
It's a very obscure minute sport and the grand scheme
of things. Yeah, but then they managed to what's their
I don't know, maybe maybe you don't need one. I
think that's always been the knock on a draft in
(18:10):
rugby union. We'll be like, we don't have a feeder league,
which we fucking do. It's NBC. But that's what people
have always said. The other thing, and it's only Keywis
that say this when you bring it up and they say, oh, yeah,
but the player, So then the player doesn't get to
decide where they have to go and play.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's like, no, their player, I'm sorry to say, is
a commodity be traded and paid to play.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Look at the NBA, NFL. Oh yeah, you're a gun
for hire totally. You think Anthony Edwards wants to live
in Minnesota, No, he doesn't. None of these dudes want
to live where they are. I don't even think Lebron
wanted to live in Cleveland, he's from there. But the
other part of that, whenever I hear people say that,
it's like No one gets to choose where they want
to work, you know what I mean, where they have
(18:53):
to live. If I could do this job from way media,
I do it in a heartbeat. But I have to
move up to Auckland to get a different job. You know,
if I want to leave the Freezing Works, I had
to move to a city. So people don't get to
pick where they want to live. Fucking suck it up.
It's the same thing when cricketers are playing on Christmas. Yeah,
a lot of dudes working on Christmas, man, suck it up.
You're playing cricket for a job. Yeah, you could be
at the Freezing Works.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't think they ever complained about playing on Christmas.
I think they're quite headed to get.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Not the cricket players, but people do complains. Yeah, okay,
well maybe but anyway, uh, the the other thing about
it and selfishly, and I know we talk about this
quite a bit, but if deal was a draft, obviously
that it would have to be a trade system as well.
Would go along with that because you could trade conceivably
for future first round picks, yes, which would fix the
(19:40):
transfer issue that we've got in the NRL at the moment,
which is he's off contract at the end of the year,
but he's still playing for this club. So the end
blah blah blah, Blakes of the world, Blake's the world.
So this would sort all of that out. I reckon,
you have a trade window right up until state of
origin period and then after that no more trades. If
you wanted to have made it, you had to make
it before Game one of origin, and then how exciting
(20:02):
would that be? Bombshell overnight James mccarney's reporting that the
Warriors have traded two future first round picks and blah
blah blah blah blah. Yeah, that would be sick. Then
the other thing that you've got is Rees Welsh For example,
he would have been the number one draft pick. Now
he has a couple of down games and people go, well, Mike,
this is the number one draft pick in the class
of twenty three or whatever it you know. Yeah, yeah,
(20:23):
so yeah, it just gives us more things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Like, I wouldn't be surprised NRL they are pretty forward thinking. Yeah,
it's hence they're going the stocks of NRLs going through
the roof. So I wouldn't be surprised if they managed
to pull that.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Off, that Trailblazers. So I think I think if anyone could,
it'd be there and watch watch Rugby Union scramble after them.
Once they do it, oh they'll start drafting rugby Union players.
I reckon, are you stocked up for guy fawks tonight?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I haven't actually kind of snuck up on me too
busy in the weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm getting a lot of shit from my kids. Have
you been to w Le's?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
He been to a less is the famous walles on
Hobson Street as a Chinese nicknack shop, you know, yeah, yeah,
And you've always got to go to Wali's. He's got
the greatest fire weeks of all time. They've got the
greatest names and ass blender and it's just weird ship
you can buy. I have four ass blenders, you know what,
(21:23):
one bumbler, you know, Like there's all these like.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Crazy five weeks.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
I've got to sneak up at there at some stage
before going watching the nags to grab a sackful. The
expensive these days, yeah, they are quite Like you get
a boom box, you don't get much change for one
hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
There's a lot of money, particularly for your kids to
just moan about how ship they are.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, but I mean, look, I don't know if it's
the if it's the it's appearing in me.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
But I find kids running around with molten hot thousand
degree sparklers, waving each other's faces and biffing each other.
Then a fucking ass blaster from wal Le's Yeah you
know what I mean, like malten hot and like ah,
standing at and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
What the fuck are you doing with that malten hot?
Get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And then they drop it on the ground. Then some
other little shit stands on it. He's got a burnt foot.
We've got the first day, get out. We got a
bage of ice, like Jesus the fire brigades on the way.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, we're talking on the mat on the Nomad. But
Jerry and Friends show this morning about five weeks disasters.
Jerry tells the story of how he lit one and
it fell over, and he gathered his family around and said,
chield your eyes, children, and then turned his back to
the flame and protected them. As partner Toulsi tells the
story very differently. It involves Hugo being held as a
(22:36):
human shield.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Seven year old Hugo just held out take the brunt
of the skyrocket.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I told the story about I got shoppy black Russian. Oh,
when I was a kid. It tipped over. My uncle
set it off and it tipped over. It was me
on a couch with my aunty, my mum and my nana,
and they all got up and ran and I sat
there in a poll of fleece. I was ready to go,
just got less up by this black Russian. And my
mum always tells the story about how she came over
(23:05):
to grab me and take me away. And I had
the polar fleece for my entire childhood. I was just
like you never came and got me. Never look at
the polar fleece. Hi the best five weeks story we had.
It wasn't even Guy Fawk's. It might have been a
few days before.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But we were removing helping my parents remove a whole
decking off their deck, and made of mine came over
and we helped out, and then we formed a huge
pire with all the things, and we said we were
going to burn them, and I can remember them saying,
don't burn. But it's called the toxins, and it's all
been stained and everything, and will I'd be fine. Everyone
could just kind of go inside or whatever. And I
remember my wife was pregnant at the time, and we'll
(23:43):
it'll be fine, It'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
We covered it in diesel and.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
We set it alight, and then the fumes were horrendous.
And then my mate tighter looks me and goes got
some more surprises. I put a box of fireworks.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
In there, and I went.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
A box and he put a whole box in the
middle of the fire and all of us as he
said that, and I was going everywhere. If I've never
family run inside the locking the doors and getting the
kids inside.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It was like heading windows going out. It was wild.
It was like being in Bay Route or like.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It was while and it all came down, and then
the thing being down, and I just see remember saying
someone just going silence break.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
The science said, what the fuck do you do that for?
It's fun though powerful, so God bless you if that's
what you're doing out there. They say, tonight, let's take
one more quick break and we'll come back with yours, please, yours.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Please, brought you by Leader Home of.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I've just come across some more information from Joe Jury
before we get to yours please. He sent it through
and it was the meths on how we can make
the World Test Championship. Did you see this all that?
Are you across how this can happen? Yeah, it's making
my look.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
All I know is that we need to be in
the conversation.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We need to beat England three nol.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, we can win two nil or two to one
and we're still in the conversation. But if we seriously
want to be in the conversation, we just need to
beat England three now and then we can sit back
and watch the rest of the teams burned down.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just fight it out. So we I've got the information
in front of it. It's not making a whole lot
of sense.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
We basically we don't want Australia to thrash India. I
want Australia to beat India like four neil or four
one or three to one.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, we then.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Want South Africa to potentially beat both Pakistan and Sri
Lanka at home, and then we need Australia to go
to Sri Lanka and have a shitter right, and Sri
Lanka will then being Australia down a peg, India will
be out because I've been knocked out by Australia, and
then it'll be New Zealand so Africa.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So Lord's so the ways we can make it in
either we have two wins in a drawer, all three drawers,
but that will leave it up in the hands of
the other, correct thing, So we need to just we
need to.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Win and win convincingly and then set and then sit
back and then just watch the world burn and potentially play.
We don't because I think Australia and India just need
to fight it out.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Australia will knock India out if.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They beat them by four nil, yeah, but if they
win by five nil, I think that becomes an issue.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
For us because it'll probably knock us.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yes, correct, So we need India just to maybe fart
one victory or even a draw.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Which sounds about right. Yeah, even rain, yeah, even rain
to do its us praying for some slow over rates
from Australia so they get dock points. That would be good.
If it's one one versus England, Sri Lanka would need
to yeah, because it's very complicated. But basically we are
still very much in the in the run and two
(26:51):
or one one, whatever, could do it. Three three, We're
going to put us in there, absolutely, and then probably
not even the driver's there, but just put us in
the competition. And then like what then you book your
flights to London, not yours, you don't book yours. I'm gone.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
If we if we're playing South Africa at Lord's, we've
gotta go.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
What if we're playing India even more, even better but India.
But if India beat Australia, that's we need India to
drop out. Yes, so that we play Australia to drop out.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We're not gonna play.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
We could though, but sore got four home tests left.
If they win the four home tests against Pakistan and Srilanka,
if they went all four of those, then they are
in the conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Right there the bab why I say, you guys will
explain it bitter. Oh absolutely, but yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Great to still be in the convo because I had
after that Turnel drubbing and Shrilanka, I was.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
We might not really know who kids. Yeah, would that
even be a better achievement than what we just did?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I don't think so. Would would make that achievement even
better if we did want it again, absolutely, because that's saying,
oh yeah, but it's the World Test Championship. We here
about what if we took that too? All right, anyway,
this is yours. Please your chance to get involved with
the show. It's the microphone button bottom right and corner
of your iHeart radio app. Even if you don't listen
on that app, just jump on there, give us a
bit of feedback, just like this caller here has yours.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Please fucking get up the fucking burn boy, this sweet motherfucker,
it's no longer fucking.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I think he sums up. He sums up.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I was first pumping and yelling in the kitchen, like
watching my phone. And that's good and a great headline
from the Herald as well.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Get that India, Yeah, get that India. Yeah. I want
to make a shout out to And I didn't get
the guy's name, but there was a guy who sent
through about five voicemails on Sunday night as the game started,
and he goes, jeez, I don't know if we can
do this. Oh we've just lost a couple of weeks.
Oh we just shit, I think we might win here.
Blah blah blah, and the roller Coaster. I listened to
(28:58):
all of them. Was too long to playing the podcast,
but thank you for sending those. He's just sharing his
emotions throughout the whole thing, and there were so many
that came through saying this and that and whatever. That
one there summed up the thoughts and feelings of the nation.
That was the peck of the bunch. Yeah, it was
back to the phones. Now call it yours please, you know, gents,
greetings from Perth about Adams Blake's gold. Is it a pitbull?
(29:23):
Because if it is, I'm pretty sure they're banded in Australia,
which is why I can't take it home.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I don't know what bread it was. It looks like
a bad ass dog, a big bastard. Whatever it is,
it's a bad ass dog of purple as a band.
It's probably another one of the breeds that are banned. Yes,
i'd say so. Yeah, And when we've moved on from that,
haven't we?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah? I think so. I definitely think so.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You saw him the other day that I fucking ran
I sorry, I saw him at the pub and he goes, oh,
there's Eden from Blake over there and went at the
back door, go.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Have a clue who I am. We got another one,
but I wasn't taking any chances. We got another one saying, oh,
I too much of a cow to set the dog
and actually it might be in the in the slot,
but no, no, I said, I would take the dog.
But I want the shirt as well. Yeah, I want
the Vasai shirt from the Deli MS last year. It's
a good trade. Another caller here, yours.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Faz, Are you good there again? Just again watching acc
he does game and two halves. I'm glad to see
there's an improvement in the game of Charades on the
red team or Chris' team, not so much yours, but
also for a man who doesn't like motor games, you
managed to nail both of those motorsports questions.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
That's because we're pretty much this is what the podcast
is so good for your game of two halves because
I'm waterboarding you with motorsport.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, it's like maths. I don't like it, but I
know it.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah I wish I didn't, and we're talking about it,
but I have to find know well.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
And the other thing is when Heath was on it,
where has he gone? By the way, why is he
not on that show anyway, he's gone as he'd be.
He you miss him? Why I missed destroying him? We
can week out, but he misses charades. Oh my god,
that show could have just been half an hour of
Heath doing charades.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, it's a shame that he's not doing sharades anymore.
That's the one that I had missed that. Yeah, heavily.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I think an end of view specials and the works,
I feel like there needs to be a ten minute
segment of just Heath doing charades anyway. Yeah, So when
he was on the show, he was like, he was
worried that I was answering more of the like general
knowledge sort of sports questions. So he started listening to
the agenda to try and catch up. I was like, well,
we're ever going to do is catch up to the
(31:34):
things I already know. You're never going to beat me.
If that's your if that's your strategy or tactic, you
need to get alongside Tony Lyle. He's writing the question.
Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right. He was on one week.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That's that's inside of trading training. I think we've got
one more call at yours boots.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
A fact check tie Yeah, Key we's lost two games
and now they get to go versus the Pacific Bowl winner,
Papa New Guinea, and see if we get relegated to that,
and see if New Guinea get upgraded to the Pacific Cup.
Oh yeah, how good would Kiri's verse Papa New Guinea be?
(32:16):
How good would it be if we got relegated?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Keep the faith?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Love yours been sarcastic, it'll be terrible if we got
into the Pacific Bowl.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well, I wouldn't mind it if we got relegated, it
would then mean that we can have the Origin blad.
Oh so we're Tier two, so would be tier two.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, but Tonga and the Pacific Championship and they's still
tier two.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yes, you can't. Just who's who is allocating the tears?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, who's do Who's Dell dolling out the tears? It's
Australian Rugby League, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
As definitely is? Yeah? Well fuck if they get tipped
up this weekend by Tonga by Donga the Kingdom, So
tenth Sunday, the tenth of November. Both games are so
six o five. We got the Kangaroos withs Tonga that's
in Sydney, and then I actually doubleheader both at Combat Stadium.
Then the Kiwis play the p and G Kummel's.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh man, I hope the Tongans come out in force
in Sydney and flags, yeah, cars everything.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, true, we need to get a few flags over there.
I think the Keys should throw the game, get relegated,
then klum Ponger can come and play for us and
still play that Virgin Yeah. That's that's that's my strategy.
Throw the game, Keys to throw the game. All right,
let'sknock this thing on the head. That'll do us for
a Tuesday. Enjoy your Melbourne Cup wherever you watch it.
We'll be back to break down all of the action
(33:44):
tomorrow with another episode of the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!