February 14, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're cleaning out the sound fridge with love. It's one
more thing, one more Oh I made Katie Vama. I'm
so sorry. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is about this holiday. I just hate it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Did you always hate it? This is Valentine's Day? If
you're listening in the future, Uh, you've always hated it?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, I just it's it's such a I don't know,
it's just a hack.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, I just Uh. A woman just expressed to me
that they can't wait till this day is over.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's too bad. So it just there's something huh.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And my poor husband, because he's the total romantic. I mean,
you know, I got up this morning and there were
roses on the counter and if it's the sweetest and
sweet and yesterday, he's going, do you want to go out?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And my response was, f no, we're going out.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We actually don't want to do that because I've tried
that before and it's miserable.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You do that to punish someone, not to express your love.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
If you want to break up with them, you try
to go out. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Part of my problem with Valentine's Day is I don't
like compulsory anything in terms of I mean, obviously I
understand why I have to follow the law, and I
do sometimes, but just the idea that one day a year,
I must express these emotions in the following ways. It's
like says, ooh, yeah, come on, I'm not exactly Yeah,
(01:25):
I'm not a parrot. I'm not a monkey dancing on
a chain or a dancing parrot on a monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I wonder if, I wonder if it depends on the
circles you run in, because uh, I know people who
uh they're good, their friends are gonna say, so, what
did he do for you, with the expectation that something happened,
and it would be horribly embarrassing for them to say nothing,
we don't do anything. Oh that's disappointing. He doesn't love you,
(01:55):
that sort of thing. Yeah, if it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Works for you, it works for you. I don't judge people.
Of course, this whole day is ic. Yeah, I just yeah,
I would agree. And we have some audio Valentine's Day
related that we didn't get to, So we're cleaning out
the love fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That is hard to take.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's even worse than the other one I did. Yeah,
I know, uh, you know, we played this during the show,
but here's America's Sweethearts, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's conversation
on the field of Super Bowl after the game number ten. Michael,
why am I back? You may be asking yourselves.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's a very reasonable question.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It sounds like John Stuart to me. You know this
is going uh shittily. Thank you, thank you for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Coming, thank you for making it across that way, across
the world.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Wasn't an electric it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So the athletic bms much more effective words Smith during
that exchange than the songwriter.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I feel like I feel like I liked their moment
on the field better when I didn't know what they said.
I felt like it was more heartfelt and charming and
romantic as opposed to thanks for being here. I appreciate
you being here, thanks for traveling, like you would say
to every other sponsor who was there or something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So why came off to me? Appreciate you being here,
thank you, thank you for your attendance.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I had the two of you have hearts full of hate.
I pity you. Let's see each other.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you, old old uncle Joe. All Right, so we
heard a joke about this news story. Let's just run
the story number eleven. Michael.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It's truly a mystery how any of this stuff made
into our wall. I'm like, am I reading this correctly?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Dear Pauline?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I presume you think I don't love you because I
did not answer her.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Note right away?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you going to the play?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Please tell me if you are going to the place night.
I hope you still love mexxx. Upon reading some of them,
we realized it was actually probably more likely a kid
like between the ages of thirteen to eighteen. They were
talking about, you know, first lunch, I have studdy hall
this period.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, probably not forty year olds one hundred year old
love letters that a couple discovered in their wall one
hundred years old.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I love this kind of stuff. I like it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But so some kids send a note to some other
kid and didn't get a reply and that was the
end of that.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That hurts. Yeah, wow, thanks could have been so different.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Although is it clear because I didn't actually see the story,
were they unreceived unsent? Or was a lot of people
keep their love letter? Sure? Of course did they stash them?
Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That could be own? Actually it was more likely.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, you hid this from your brothers, your parents, whatever. Yeah,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Right right, Okay, let's see my son sent one love
note to a girl two years ago in fourth grade,
I guess and got a got at the got the
not wanted response and he may never again.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He said, well, I learned.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
A less sanks for your interest.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I keep your.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Application on fire, and he said, I'm never doing that again.
I wonder how long that will hold up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
There was a movie back in the late nineties about
it was called Crossroads Britney Spears, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It was a big chick flick When I'm really.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, I was like thirteen and all of my friends
and I'm talking like fifteen of us all buried boxes
somewhere in town that had trinkets from our childhood, and
then we all never dug them back up. So there's
just random boxes buried around my hometown. I'm sure this
is that movie.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, they buried like a time capsule, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that was what the whole idea was. But I
to my knowledge, nobody dug them back up.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oddly enough, As a thirty something father of three, I
didn't make it to that movie. Sounds compelling, though.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Your daughter's did guarantee possible?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ah, dir, let's see is twelve worth of damn Michael?
Now I don't think it is. Let's let's go with
the comedian Aisha Taylor thirteen.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If you're in a couple and you don't have sex
on Valentine's Day, oh oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Our relationship is nice up, you know, so you've gotta
have sex.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You's gotta be like a hot day and all day
or running around threatening each other like.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm gonna break your hip. But then you have like
a big meal, you know, and you have.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
The chocolate covered strawberries champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Two hours later you're like, oh, what was in that cheese?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Good lord?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Oh, I don't know, honey, something is definitely wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I heard this years ago, and I don't know if
it was true when I was twenty two, but certainly
true when you get a little bit older. You can
either have a good meal or good sex, but you
can't have both. And I believe that's from Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah? I can't cite chapter nor verse, but that's my understanding.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Pretty close to true.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's ancient wisdom. I'm gonna buy her a big meal,
six courses than a dessert, and then we're gonna make love.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Nope, yeah ay it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah yeah well and finally, speaking of food, this is
a special gift to Jack. It has to do with
a topic that came up on the show a couple
of times, a clip number of fifteen. Michael, let it rip.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Have you ever put butter on a pup time?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's so freakin good. Have you ever put.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Butter on a pup time? If you haven't, better, thank
you should. Sitting in the kitchen one day and I
was itching to fill up my belly with the pipe
and hot jelly and the best damn treat in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He's talking top time, and.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I saw a stick a butter ad It almost made
me shudder and scream like a baby girl. I don't
want a giant pinis or a rocket trip to Venus.
I don't want to win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I just want to squat and gobble.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Tell him busy Ina wobble in the butterpruit and Joe's
hot dream. So I've put butter on a pup dot.
Give me so friggin good.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Have you ever put butter on a pup dot?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
If you haven't been, I think you should.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Everybody come along with us. Have you ever put butter
on it? So dregging?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Have you ever butuch butter on her?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
If you haven't been, I think you should.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The Great Fetter Seth MacFarlane is underrated.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty funny. So I'm not the
only person I thought I invented that. I thought I
was the only debauched human that ever thought. You know,
it doesn't be good buttered.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So Peter Griffin is your Look. He does it too right,
that's interesting, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Peter Griffin does it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shut up Joe, Well, I guess that's it.
We're cleaning out the sound fridge with love. It's one
more thing, one more Oh I made Katie Vama. I'm
so sorry. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is about this holiday. I just hate it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Did you always hate it? This is Valentine's Day? If
you're listening in the future, Uh, you've always hated it?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, I just it's it's such a I don't know,
it's just a hack.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, I just Uh. A woman just expressed to me
that they can't wait till this day is over.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's too bad. So it just there's something huh.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And my poor husband, because he's the total romantic. I mean,
you know, I got up this morning and there were
roses on the counter and if it's the sweetest and
sweet and yesterday, he's going, do you want to go out?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And my response was, f no, we're going out.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We actually don't want to do that because I've tried
that before and it's miserable.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You do that to punish someone, not to express your love.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
If you want to break up with them, you try
to go out. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Part of my problem with Valentine's Day is I don't
like compulsory anything in terms of I mean, obviously I
understand why I have to follow the law, and I
do sometimes, but just the idea that one day a year,
I must express these emotions in the following ways. It's
like says, ooh, yeah, come on, I'm not exactly Yeah,
(01:25):
I'm not a parrot. I'm not a monkey dancing on
a chain or a dancing parrot on a monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I wonder if, I wonder if it depends on the
circles you run in, because uh, I know people who
uh they're good, their friends are gonna say, so, what
did he do for you, with the expectation that something happened,
and it would be horribly embarrassing for them to say nothing,
we don't do anything. Oh that's disappointing. He doesn't love you,
(01:55):
that sort of thing. Yeah, if it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Works for you, it works for you. I don't judge people.
Of course, this whole day is ic. Yeah, I just yeah,
I would agree. And we have some audio Valentine's Day
related that we didn't get to, So we're cleaning out
the love fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That is hard to take.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's even worse than the other one I did. Yeah,
I know, uh, you know, we played this during the show,
but here's America's Sweethearts, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's conversation
on the field of Super Bowl after the game number ten. Michael,
why am I back? You may be asking yourselves.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's a very reasonable question.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It sounds like John Stuart to me. You know this
is going uh shittily. Thank you, thank you for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Coming, thank you for making it across that way, across
the world.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Wasn't an electric it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So the athletic bms much more effective words Smith during
that exchange than the songwriter.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I feel like I feel like I liked their moment
on the field better when I didn't know what they said.
I felt like it was more heartfelt and charming and
romantic as opposed to thanks for being here. I appreciate
you being here, thanks for traveling, like you would say
to every other sponsor who was there or something.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So why came off to me? Appreciate you being here,
thank you, thank you for your attendance.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I had the two of you have hearts full of hate.
I pity you. Let's see each other.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you, old old uncle Joe. All Right, so we
heard a joke about this news story. Let's just run
the story number eleven. Michael.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It's truly a mystery how any of this stuff made
into our wall. I'm like, am I reading this correctly?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Dear Pauline?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I presume you think I don't love you because I
did not answer her.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Note right away?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are you going to the play?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Please tell me if you are going to the place night.
I hope you still love mexxx. Upon reading some of them,
we realized it was actually probably more likely a kid
like between the ages of thirteen to eighteen. They were
talking about, you know, first lunch, I have studdy hall
this period.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, probably not forty year olds one hundred year old
love letters that a couple discovered in their wall one
hundred years old.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I love this kind of stuff. I like it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But so some kids send a note to some other
kid and didn't get a reply and that was the
end of that.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That hurts. Yeah, wow, thanks could have been so different.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Although is it clear because I didn't actually see the story,
were they unreceived unsent? Or was a lot of people
keep their love letter? Sure? Of course did they stash them?
Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That could be own? Actually it was more likely.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, you hid this from your brothers, your parents, whatever. Yeah,
that makes more sense.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Right right, Okay, let's see my son sent one love
note to a girl two years ago in fourth grade,
I guess and got a got at the got the
not wanted response and he may never again.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He said, well, I learned.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
A less sanks for your interest.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I keep your.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Application on fire, and he said, I'm never doing that again.
I wonder how long that will hold up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
There was a movie back in the late nineties about
it was called Crossroads Britney Spears, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It was a big chick flick When I'm really.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, I was like thirteen and all of my friends
and I'm talking like fifteen of us all buried boxes
somewhere in town that had trinkets from our childhood, and
then we all never dug them back up. So there's
just random boxes buried around my hometown. I'm sure this
is that movie.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, they buried like a time capsule, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that was what the whole idea was. But I
to my knowledge, nobody dug them back up.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oddly enough, As a thirty something father of three, I
didn't make it to that movie. Sounds compelling, though.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Your daughter's did guarantee possible?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Ah, dir, let's see is twelve worth of damn Michael?
Now I don't think it is. Let's let's go with
the comedian Aisha Taylor thirteen.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
If you're in a couple and you don't have sex
on Valentine's Day, oh oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Our relationship is nice up, you know, so you've gotta
have sex.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You's gotta be like a hot day and all day
or running around threatening each other like.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm gonna break your hip. But then you have like
a big meal, you know, and you have.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
The chocolate covered strawberries champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Two hours later you're like, oh, what was in that cheese?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Good lord?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Oh, I don't know, honey, something is definitely wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I heard this years ago, and I don't know if
it was true when I was twenty two, but certainly
true when you get a little bit older. You can
either have a good meal or good sex, but you
can't have both. And I believe that's from Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh is it really?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah? I can't cite chapter nor verse, but that's my understanding.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Pretty close to true.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's ancient wisdom. I'm gonna buy her a big meal,
six courses than a dessert, and then we're gonna make love.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Nope, yeah ay it happened.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah yeah well and finally, speaking of food, this is
a special gift to Jack. It has to do with
a topic that came up on the show a couple
of times, a clip number of fifteen. Michael, let it rip.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Have you ever put butter on a pup time?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's so freakin good. Have you ever put.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Butter on a pup time? If you haven't, better, thank
you should. Sitting in the kitchen one day and I
was itching to fill up my belly with the pipe
and hot jelly and the best damn treat in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He's talking top time, and.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I saw a stick a butter ad It almost made
me shudder and scream like a baby girl. I don't
want a giant pinis or a rocket trip to Venus.
I don't want to win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I just want to squat and gobble.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Tell him busy Ina wobble in the butterpruit and Joe's
hot dream. So I've put butter on a pup dot.
Give me so friggin good.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Have you ever put butter on a pup dot?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
If you haven't been, I think you should.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Everybody come along with us. Have you ever put butter
on it? So dregging?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Have you ever butuch butter on her?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
If you haven't been, I think you should.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The Great Fetter Seth MacFarlane is underrated.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty funny. So I'm not the
only person I thought I invented that. I thought I
was the only debauched human that ever thought. You know,
it doesn't be good buttered.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
So Peter Griffin is your Look. He does it too right,
that's interesting, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Peter Griffin does it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Shut up Joe, Well, I guess that's it.
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