March 14, 2024 • 13 mins
First, a question about a unique delicacy. Next, a rancher's strange ambition.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How much you want for those wild sheep testicles. It's
one more thing. I'm one more thing that reminds me
I've got testicles. No, it reminds me leg my son
brought up. I thought we were gonna eat Rocky Mountain
(00:21):
oysters when we were in Kansas, and I forgot. He's
been wanting to try rocky Mountain oysters. Which have you
ever been anywhere, Katie. You're a lifetime Bay Area person.
They probably don't have rocky Mountain oysters anywhere there.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, I have not had rocky Mountain oysters, but it
was as common as anything could be as bar.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Food for me, like in college, and that sort of stuff.
Cow testicles fried up, And I told my son we'd
try and when we were back in which I taught.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Us see Grandma and Grandpa, but we forgot to. We
will next time.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Oh darn.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know me, I believe it's karmically unacceptable. It's just,
you know, I don't belong to any religion that forbids
me from eating any particular foods. But I've crafted my
own set of beliefs, and I will not eat another man's,
even if it is a cow man. I will not
eat another creature's testicules.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
What about juggling them, I.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Asked, because I did that. I juggled pig testicles for charity.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Oh really I did.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
They were quite slick.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
M That is one of my favorite things you've ever said.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I juggled pig testicles for charity. They were quite slick. Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The feed lots in western Kansas used to once a
summer they have what they called a ball fry because
they had such a so many of them built up
over a year of castration, had a ball fry and
that's everybody would come out, and that's how you go
through them all.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, I suppose it is putting them to use as
opposed to just them. Yeah, wasting uh or juggling them
like some sort of savage was entertaining.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
So then we played tug war with the intestines after
it was a long day.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah. We called it the meat circus. It was a
whole thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What was yeah, what was the charity?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Oh, I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was something that was going against PETA though we
were donating to, like I think it was a butcher
shop or something.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So we were a fundamentalist militia. The charity wasn't The
charity wasn't neuticles for ballless hogs?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Was it that? I don't know, weird circular logic thing there.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Uh So this reminded me of a Saturday A Live
bit from Saturday Night the idea because these uh Rocky
Mountain oysters you could get him with your cheeseburger where
you got fries or that or whatever? And they did
you see the shrimp tower skit on Saturday Night Live?
I did not, But James Broland that's what makes so funny,
one of the greatest actors of all time playing the
(02:56):
lead role. Anyways, He's throwing a very fancy party and
he has a shrimp tower and it's just, you know,
a little shrimp.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Built up to the shape of a tower. Anyway, he
called it the thinking Man's mozzarella stick, which I thought,
I'm very funny.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That is dryly hilarious. Wow, that is funny. I'll have
to seek that out. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So before I pay off the testicle related information, we
only got to play one of the two bits of
audio of Ai Jack that Tony the Listener put together.
In the first one, Toward the end of it, Jack
confesses to be well. He says he's become a card
carrying communist. Michael, can we roll on with eleven?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I'm not just a regular comedy folks. You thought
Joey Stalin was a rough customer, You have no idea
how much a god fearing American can swing the old
hammer and sickle. Two words, guys, two words, stone cold,
stone cold Jack.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's my new name.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I can't wait to start assessing and regulating and
confiscating and yes, finally redistributing everything you got, everything you
got hopes, dreams and everything in between, because this is
what happens when good guys go back. Like Anakin Skywalker,
Jack Armstrong has embraced the dark side, like Spider Man
when he started rocking the all black Spider suit that
later became the character Venom. So that's it, guys, that's
(04:26):
my confession, that's my convictions, that's my story, and I'm
sticking to it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Am I Red than dead? Better? Red than dead? Is
not just the same? What am I done?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Braz It's today's affirmation if you will, It's destiny manifest.
Let's get the show on the road. Comrades, Katie House
traffic looking out there. So it sounds like me reading.
But unless you've never had this happen before, and you
probably haven't, hearing your own voice say things you never
said is weird. It's weirdly disturbing. Yeah, I'll bet I've
(04:58):
heard my own voice a lot, obviously being in this
business on commercials and stuff like that. But you know
I remember saying them, or know that I did. But
hearing yourself say things you never said is so weird.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Well, and you know that's a that's a really great
mockup of you. But our crew, we are listening to you,
talking to you for hours every day, so I can
listen to that and go, yeah, it sounds like Jack.
But somebody who doesn't listen to all that often or whatever.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You could clip some of that out and put it
on the internet and somebody go.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He said what absolutely easily? Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The experience of hearing yourself say something abhorrent that you've
never said. I mean, that's and that that's common and
I have it will make life worse. I don't think
it's going to be a huge problem because people will
get used to it in a hurry. That a tape
comes out of me saying something utterly terrible, and I'll
(05:50):
say I never said that, that's AI and people go, oh, okay,
I think pretty quickly. But there will be a period
of might just be a few weeks where you could
really screw up people's lives with that sort of thing,
where the capability is aware, is ahead of the awareness
of the capability enough that you could, you know, blackmail
(06:13):
people or ruin them. I hate to imagine some of
the things that will happen. That's weird, that's strange. BurrH Yeah, anyway,
do me next, do me, but not so rambly. Keep
it short, giemony anyway. So this is a sort of
story don't come into every day. Of the many crimes
(06:33):
I've dreamed of committing, I've never contemplated this one. A
Montana rancher has illegally used tissues and testicles from wild
sheep killed by hunters in Central Asia to attempt to
breed through cloning giant hybrids for sale to private hunting
reserves in Texas. Now, I don't know why this guy's
(06:54):
like being accused of all sorts of felonies. They're probably
good reasons for it, but he conspired with at least
five other people in a quote decade long effort to
create giant hybrid sheep that would get higher prices from
hunting preserves. Who's hunting sheep like a big horn sheep?
People shooting? Should have made that more clear.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I didn't know people hunted and shot bighorn sheep for.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The big curly horns.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So yeah, yeah, don't they Are they like other sheep?
Did they just stand there in a meadow kind of hunting?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, they're a little more aggressive, I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, they're more elky, more mountain goateee in their behavior.
But anyway, so this guy, he's eighty years old. Von
Montana pleaded guilty to felony charges wildlife trafficking and conspiracy
to traffic wildlife. He used flesh obtained from a hunter
(07:54):
who had killed a sheep in Kyrgyzstan belonging to the
world's largest species of the animals, Marco polo Argalli sheep,
and he used the genetics from the meat to get
cloned embryos from a lab later implanted in a u
w E, resulting in a pure Marco Polo Argly sheep
(08:15):
that Schubert named Mountain Mountain. Oh, I'm sorry, Montana Mountain King.
Then he took semen from this thing to artificially impregnate
other us to create a larger and more valuable species
as sheep.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I hate that for some reason.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
What impregnate semen?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, wine, I don't know, hmm, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
This guy has one hell of a hobby going around
doing have all the things to decide.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
This is what we're gonna do with your life. We're
gonna make the biggest dang sheep you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I can preach gigantic sheep and sell them to Texans. Now,
I understand you can't have just any meat and beast
brought into the country for reasons of, you know, protecting
our beasts and all, but trying to create massive sheeps
is pretty far down my list of things I want
to see prosecuted.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Did you see this guy is eighty years old and
are going after Okay, it's like.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
His life's dream.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Clearly his bucket list was giant sheep. Yeah, his white
whale is a giant sheep. This will happen.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I mean, if it's doable, I assume it'll happen somewhere
in the world and we'll get really big sheep and
kangaroos and everything else.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I find myself thinking about the days of yore
when human beings were fewer and giant mammals roamed all
across North America, you know, like quadruple big rhinos and
enormous elephants. And I can't remember all of the different
prehistoric beasts there were that were much much larger than
(09:59):
they are now. But they are hunted to extinction.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And my son was actually talking about this yesterday. The
especially in Australia, they had a period of the giant
beast or something what is called where everything was extra
extra big. They're on Australia, isolated from the rest of
the world. Kangaroos, all kinds of different things were way, way,
way bigger than they are now for a period of time.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, camel obs, saber toothed cats, these are prehistoric mammals
from North America.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The mammoth, yeah, the giant beaver, the wooly mammoth is
part of that.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, the dire wolf, the.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Giant beaver, yeah, no easy, the giant short faced bear,
freaking commercial.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I love those.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Up you shovel, never buy your product. You shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This bear was fourteen feet long, could run forty miles.
Holy crow, Oh my god, sabertoothed tiger and scimitar cat.
Sabertooth tiger is heck? Any any young boy knows all
about the sabertooth tiger. Coolest ever the dire wolf which
(11:13):
Katie mentioned, Oh, the giant Latin terrible wolf.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The giant beaver got up to eight feet long.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Wow, I was working my way up to the giant beaver.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Not going to start with it. Shows that it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
That's fine, I'm just I'll be over here.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I quit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The mammoth and the mastodon. This is oh, this is
so good my inner little boy. Giant ground sloths twelve
feet long, three thousand pounds. How seriously, how much meat
would you get out of that? I'm a caveman. I'm
just hoping to survive. And you come across one of
those things.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
You gotta kill it and eat it. Sloth again, tonight night, sloth.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hey, Hey, there's three thousand pounds of the meat in
the freezer. You shut up again, miss damn commercial. Get
off my screen. The Camelops. Oh, the Camelops.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
That's the cool name.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, it is big as hell apparently. Oh there it is,
uh eighteen hundred pounds seven feet tall at its shoulders.
Never mind, it's nogging and humpless, humpless, humpless. You heard me.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I was that way for a long time. Yeah, too long.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Uh the giant beaver.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There you have it. In the American zebra. There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And remember herds of American horses traveled west across the
land Bridge to Asia, eventually spreading to Africa. So they
think the zebra is uh wait a minute, isn't so
Africa's culturally appropriating our striped horses. Oh jeez, those are
our striped horses.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
And remember the shrimp is a thinking man's mozzarella.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Stick, so good. You know.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I grew up in a true story and in my
neighborhood because I lived out in the middle of nowhere.
We had camel's next door buffalo, and then we had sheep,
so it was it was literally I grew up in
a zoo. The sheep were pretty large. They're destructive. They'll
they'll knock down a fence.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Not large enough, not compared to the Montana sheep. Well,
I'm not impressed. I guess that's it.
How much you want for those wild sheep testicles. It's
one more thing. I'm one more thing that reminds me
I've got testicles. No, it reminds me leg my son
brought up. I thought we were gonna eat Rocky Mountain
(00:21):
oysters when we were in Kansas, and I forgot. He's
been wanting to try rocky Mountain oysters. Which have you
ever been anywhere, Katie. You're a lifetime Bay Area person.
They probably don't have rocky Mountain oysters anywhere there.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
No, I have not had rocky Mountain oysters, but it
was as common as anything could be as bar.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Food for me, like in college, and that sort of stuff.
Cow testicles fried up, And I told my son we'd
try and when we were back in which I taught.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Us see Grandma and Grandpa, but we forgot to. We
will next time.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Oh darn.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know me, I believe it's karmically unacceptable. It's just,
you know, I don't belong to any religion that forbids
me from eating any particular foods. But I've crafted my
own set of beliefs, and I will not eat another man's,
even if it is a cow man. I will not
eat another creature's testicules.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
What about juggling them, I.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Asked, because I did that. I juggled pig testicles for charity.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Oh really I did.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
They were quite slick.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
M That is one of my favorite things you've ever said.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I juggled pig testicles for charity. They were quite slick. Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The feed lots in western Kansas used to once a
summer they have what they called a ball fry because
they had such a so many of them built up
over a year of castration, had a ball fry and
that's everybody would come out, and that's how you go
through them all.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, I suppose it is putting them to use as
opposed to just them. Yeah, wasting uh or juggling them
like some sort of savage was entertaining.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
So then we played tug war with the intestines after
it was a long day.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah. We called it the meat circus. It was a
whole thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What was yeah, what was the charity?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Oh, I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was something that was going against PETA though we
were donating to, like I think it was a butcher
shop or something.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So we were a fundamentalist militia. The charity wasn't The
charity wasn't neuticles for ballless hogs?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Was it that? I don't know, weird circular logic thing there.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Uh So this reminded me of a Saturday A Live
bit from Saturday Night the idea because these uh Rocky
Mountain oysters you could get him with your cheeseburger where
you got fries or that or whatever? And they did
you see the shrimp tower skit on Saturday Night Live?
I did not, But James Broland that's what makes so funny,
one of the greatest actors of all time playing the
(02:56):
lead role. Anyways, He's throwing a very fancy party and
he has a shrimp tower and it's just, you know,
a little shrimp.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Built up to the shape of a tower. Anyway, he
called it the thinking Man's mozzarella stick, which I thought,
I'm very funny.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That is dryly hilarious. Wow, that is funny. I'll have
to seek that out. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So before I pay off the testicle related information, we
only got to play one of the two bits of
audio of Ai Jack that Tony the Listener put together.
In the first one, Toward the end of it, Jack
confesses to be well. He says he's become a card
carrying communist. Michael, can we roll on with eleven?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I'm not just a regular comedy folks. You thought
Joey Stalin was a rough customer, You have no idea
how much a god fearing American can swing the old
hammer and sickle. Two words, guys, two words, stone cold,
stone cold Jack.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's my new name.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I can't wait to start assessing and regulating and
confiscating and yes, finally redistributing everything you got, everything you
got hopes, dreams and everything in between, because this is
what happens when good guys go back. Like Anakin Skywalker,
Jack Armstrong has embraced the dark side, like Spider Man
when he started rocking the all black Spider suit that
later became the character Venom. So that's it, guys, that's
(04:26):
my confession, that's my convictions, that's my story, and I'm
sticking to it.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Am I Red than dead? Better? Red than dead? Is
not just the same? What am I done?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Braz It's today's affirmation if you will, It's destiny manifest.
Let's get the show on the road. Comrades, Katie House
traffic looking out there. So it sounds like me reading.
But unless you've never had this happen before, and you
probably haven't, hearing your own voice say things you never
said is weird. It's weirdly disturbing. Yeah, I'll bet I've
(04:58):
heard my own voice a lot, obviously being in this
business on commercials and stuff like that. But you know
I remember saying them, or know that I did. But
hearing yourself say things you never said is so weird.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Well, and you know that's a that's a really great
mockup of you. But our crew, we are listening to you,
talking to you for hours every day, so I can
listen to that and go, yeah, it sounds like Jack.
But somebody who doesn't listen to all that often or whatever.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You could clip some of that out and put it
on the internet and somebody go.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
He said what absolutely easily? Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The experience of hearing yourself say something abhorrent that you've
never said. I mean, that's and that that's common and
I have it will make life worse. I don't think
it's going to be a huge problem because people will
get used to it in a hurry. That a tape
comes out of me saying something utterly terrible, and I'll
(05:50):
say I never said that, that's AI and people go, oh, okay,
I think pretty quickly. But there will be a period
of might just be a few weeks where you could
really screw up people's lives with that sort of thing,
where the capability is aware, is ahead of the awareness
of the capability enough that you could, you know, blackmail
(06:13):
people or ruin them. I hate to imagine some of
the things that will happen. That's weird, that's strange. BurrH Yeah, anyway,
do me next, do me, but not so rambly. Keep
it short, giemony anyway. So this is a sort of
story don't come into every day. Of the many crimes
(06:33):
I've dreamed of committing, I've never contemplated this one. A
Montana rancher has illegally used tissues and testicles from wild
sheep killed by hunters in Central Asia to attempt to
breed through cloning giant hybrids for sale to private hunting
reserves in Texas. Now, I don't know why this guy's
(06:54):
like being accused of all sorts of felonies. They're probably
good reasons for it, but he conspired with at least
five other people in a quote decade long effort to
create giant hybrid sheep that would get higher prices from
hunting preserves. Who's hunting sheep like a big horn sheep?
People shooting? Should have made that more clear.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I didn't know people hunted and shot bighorn sheep for.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The big curly horns.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So yeah, yeah, don't they Are they like other sheep?
Did they just stand there in a meadow kind of hunting?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, they're a little more aggressive, I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, they're more elky, more mountain goateee in their behavior.
But anyway, so this guy, he's eighty years old. Von
Montana pleaded guilty to felony charges wildlife trafficking and conspiracy
to traffic wildlife. He used flesh obtained from a hunter
(07:54):
who had killed a sheep in Kyrgyzstan belonging to the
world's largest species of the animals, Marco polo Argalli sheep,
and he used the genetics from the meat to get
cloned embryos from a lab later implanted in a u
w E, resulting in a pure Marco Polo Argly sheep
(08:15):
that Schubert named Mountain Mountain. Oh, I'm sorry, Montana Mountain King.
Then he took semen from this thing to artificially impregnate
other us to create a larger and more valuable species
as sheep.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I hate that for some reason.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
What impregnate semen?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, wine, I don't know, hmm, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
This guy has one hell of a hobby going around
doing have all the things to decide.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
This is what we're gonna do with your life. We're
gonna make the biggest dang sheep you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I can preach gigantic sheep and sell them to Texans. Now,
I understand you can't have just any meat and beast
brought into the country for reasons of, you know, protecting
our beasts and all, but trying to create massive sheeps
is pretty far down my list of things I want
to see prosecuted.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Did you see this guy is eighty years old and
are going after Okay, it's like.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
His life's dream.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Clearly his bucket list was giant sheep. Yeah, his white
whale is a giant sheep. This will happen.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I mean, if it's doable, I assume it'll happen somewhere
in the world and we'll get really big sheep and
kangaroos and everything else.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I find myself thinking about the days of yore
when human beings were fewer and giant mammals roamed all
across North America, you know, like quadruple big rhinos and
enormous elephants. And I can't remember all of the different
prehistoric beasts there were that were much much larger than
(09:59):
they are now. But they are hunted to extinction.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And my son was actually talking about this yesterday. The
especially in Australia, they had a period of the giant
beast or something what is called where everything was extra
extra big. They're on Australia, isolated from the rest of
the world. Kangaroos, all kinds of different things were way, way,
way bigger than they are now for a period of time.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, camel obs, saber toothed cats, these are prehistoric mammals
from North America.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The mammoth, yeah, the giant beaver, the wooly mammoth is
part of that.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, the dire wolf, the.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Giant beaver, yeah, no easy, the giant short faced bear,
freaking commercial.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I love those.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Up you shovel, never buy your product. You shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This bear was fourteen feet long, could run forty miles.
Holy crow, Oh my god, sabertoothed tiger and scimitar cat.
Sabertooth tiger is heck? Any any young boy knows all
about the sabertooth tiger. Coolest ever the dire wolf which
(11:13):
Katie mentioned, Oh, the giant Latin terrible wolf.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
The giant beaver got up to eight feet long.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Wow, I was working my way up to the giant beaver.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Not going to start with it. Shows that it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
That's fine, I'm just I'll be over here.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I quit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The mammoth and the mastodon. This is oh, this is
so good my inner little boy. Giant ground sloths twelve
feet long, three thousand pounds. How seriously, how much meat
would you get out of that? I'm a caveman. I'm
just hoping to survive. And you come across one of
those things.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
You gotta kill it and eat it. Sloth again, tonight night, sloth.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Hey, Hey, there's three thousand pounds of the meat in
the freezer. You shut up again, miss damn commercial. Get
off my screen. The Camelops. Oh, the Camelops.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
That's the cool name.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, it is big as hell apparently. Oh there it is,
uh eighteen hundred pounds seven feet tall at its shoulders.
Never mind, it's nogging and humpless, humpless, humpless. You heard me.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I was that way for a long time. Yeah, too long.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Uh the giant beaver.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There you have it. In the American zebra. There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
And remember herds of American horses traveled west across the
land Bridge to Asia, eventually spreading to Africa. So they
think the zebra is uh wait a minute, isn't so
Africa's culturally appropriating our striped horses. Oh jeez, those are
our striped horses.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
And remember the shrimp is a thinking man's mozzarella.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Stick, so good. You know.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I grew up in a true story and in my
neighborhood because I lived out in the middle of nowhere.
We had camel's next door buffalo, and then we had sheep,
so it was it was literally I grew up in
a zoo. The sheep were pretty large. They're destructive. They'll
they'll knock down a fence.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Not large enough, not compared to the Montana sheep. Well,
I'm not impressed. I guess that's it.
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