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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The innocence of youth, A fine wine, love, the good
things in life.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
One more thing on?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, orchanic clean enough sound fridge, The innocence of youth, Yeah,
a fine wine.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, and love and love.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Those are your three.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I love love. I'm a lover of love. Yes, it
is oddly uplifting. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're cleaning it out, sound fridge. It's like, what was that?
I was about a half step off there. I don't
have perfect pitch. I'm freaked out by people who have
perfect pitch. You know what perfect pitch is.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Katie, No, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's like you would say to somebody singing a flat
and they would go, oh, and they would that would
be an a flat.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, that's just a different kind of crazy, right, Yeah,
it has to be a Jack.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, your brain works differently than most people.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I saw the other day. Jack Black has perfect pitch.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I got the opposite of that. Whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I can hear like a guitar lick and go to
the fretboard and like did that note go up or down?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And I have to try. I'm bad at it, terrible anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, so clean out the sound fridge.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Michael, would you like to introduce clip number ten. Yeah,
it was. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
This guy takes his son and his young son to
a trampoline park and he posts his video to thank
teenagers that played with his son. This is just a
nice feel good clip for once.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
If you live in Billings, Montana and your teenage sons
were at get Air yesterday, you should be really proud
of them. They're awesome. I don't even know how it happened.
They started jumping with my kids and he just went
with it, and every time they made sure to catch
him if he was going to fall. They had the
best time. They were cracking up the whole time, helping
him bounce higher. It was amazing. Those boys did not
(02:00):
have to entertain my kid. This is the kind of
people that we need to be raising more of. So
if the two boys that were jumping with my kids
see this.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Thank you. Two points Number one, that's sweet. Number two.
Why does everything have to have music in the background.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It is a producer's worst nightmare, I will tell you that, Michael.
Can you sympathize with that?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Absolutely? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I like that story, and I've had that experience, and
it's nice. I've also had the opposite experience at one
of those places. I remember when Sam was probably four
and is that one of those jumpatoriums, and he wanted
to play dodgeball and these kids that were like fifteen.
He would go out through play dodgeball and they'd just
blast him with the ball and he'd be out wow.
(02:43):
And I was like, dude, do you get any enjoyment
out of that?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's so weak?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh yeah, it is freaking week to go out there
with a baseball play a little dodge this. Huh now
you got a concussion?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Who's laughing?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh? Why are you tough?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This is a podcast we can call Joe beating down children. Yes,
that deserves justin just in my imagination. So mad, I understandably.
So I said to something to one of the kids.
I said that, I said, you can lot of enjoyment
out of that taking out a four year old?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Real tough guy.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wow, that's so weak. Better move on.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
See I told you didn't I you said, oh, this
is sweet and this is yeah. We'll see, let's see
how Jack can bring anger to this one. I said, no,
I kid, I'm half surprised you restrained yourself as much
as you did.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I was so mad.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It was one of those deals where Sam was so
upset because he really wanted to play dodgeball and he
was like half crying, and I just I need to
attend to his feelings, not take you know, not because
I did this. It's funny earlier in my uh career
of being a parent, I ended up making it about
the person, and the kid was all upset and they
(04:03):
didn't get the attention they needed. I learned that lesson once.
I'm not gonna win the battle against dickheads in the world,
not all of them.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
There are too many.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, Michael, does twelve need any introduction?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah. In England, they have a marathon that is a
wine tasting marathon, and so you run a mile and
then you taste the wine and then you have to
identify it, and then you go another mile, another wine,
and it just goes on and on, and so every
mile you're tasting wine.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I ran back when I used to run regularly a
lot of like half marathons and marathons, they have beer stops,
and man, even as a guy who drank a lot
of beer, I never could understand how you do that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's not the worst idea.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Of drinking and running.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh no, thanks?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, and okay, so I'm getting a wine buzz then
running it off immediately, I'm here for the buzz man.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, I just physically could not do it. I don't
see how I could stop and drink a beer and
then start running again.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Listen here and Michael, it's London Marathon. They we're starting
with a red We're doing twenty six.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wines one per mile from.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Burgundy two eighty.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
If that's not a barodo fine me owns a new old,
quite frusy little better sugar jam sheets.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Sure.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
As Australia, how about rush dead on my.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Twenty twenty three?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I think I think it could not a forg.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I get doing the one thing and I get doing
the other thing.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I just don't get doing them together.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Did he call one of those wines jam shit?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think he may, and then said, as from Australia.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Okay, and I could understand like maybe a five k,
but twenty six miles of this no.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Just it's I.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Anybody who could complete it has my eternal admiration or
curiosity or something.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't wouldn't be me. And again, why.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay, I have a contest where you wash cars. In
every third car you play a piano concerto.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wow, sounds great.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't get it all right now, this is a
story of a woman telling the story of how she
met her fiance.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Doesn't eating anything more than that, Michael.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
No, just know that they are now getting married next year.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So we go.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I happened to have like a ping on my phone
from Grubhub that I had a coupon. I was like,
I love good coupon.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It was like fast approaching. I was like, perfect, they're
going to drop it off in the lobby. I look grubby,
and then this number calls me. I was like, oh no,
it's the Grubhub guy. He wants me to go down
there and get my food. So I went down. I'm
walking down the stairs and I see him. I was like,
oh no, he's cute. He's so cute, and I was
not cute. And I had this number on me, so
(06:52):
I was like, maybe I should text this number, Like
what's the worst thing that can happen if if he
already has a girlfriend or he's like non interested. I'm
never gonna see him.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
So what happened?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I didn't completely So the grub hub dude was cute,
and she texted him and said, you want to go
out sometime.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yep, And now they're getting married all because he's getting
food delivery.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh well, okay, so they're getting married. That's very nice.
I do relate to the when you're single. I don't
know if you ever had this, Katie, but if you're single,
you really shouldn't ever leave your house unpresentable. It's just
because you never know what's going to happen, the grocery store,
the whatever. Just yeah, I don't live that life.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't live that life at well, you're married that though.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I'm not putting makeup on to go to Safeway, uh
huh no, especially if it's a quick trip. But this,
I don't know if I buy this story because the
number provided to you through delivery services is a mock
number through the app. So how did she get a
(08:00):
hold of him? I'm getting conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You can contact him. I contact a door dash guy sometimes,
like after an order something happened, like if I wouldn't
do this, but if it was a female I wanted
to hit on, that would be weird, but I could
text them.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, but when I think she said that that he
needed her to come downstairs to pick it up, so
he reached out to her, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
However, it still could be phony. Ninety percent of these
things are phony. They're just ways to go viral. I
think I would agree.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm not sure this one is because she was so like,
not good at it. It seems sincere to me. Katie's
still making a conspiracy face. But I will tell you this, women,
because of the patriarchy or something.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
With gals, there's a greater range.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Between I'm all dolled up and I just woke up
from a nap, and you know, with dudes, I mean
there's the difference, but it's a fairly narrow band, all right,
I look like me just a little tussled, whereas gals. Again,
because of the patriarchy, I can see that being more
(09:08):
important for women.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
You're no, You're right though, because there are like four
or five different stages of being quote unquote dulled up.
I mean there's like, you know, you put on just
a little tiny bit of makeup to your hair's curled
and fake lashes, So, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
On the other hand, women have the advantage of as
a guy, you gotta be reasonably good looking, make a
good impression, maybe since you humor blah blah blah. Whereas
a woman, maybe she looks like hell, she's been sick
in bed with a flu for three days, hasn't even
taken a shower, much less of makeup. She comes out
and says to the guy, it's conceivable at some point
in the future I would have sex with you.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He'd think that's worth going out once.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Well, there's also the you know, uh on a phrase
this in a way that is not doesn't sound mean,
because I'm not trying to be at all, but like,
because you do have the whole hair, make up, all
that different sort of stuff. You can go from six
to eight or seven to nine or four to whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And guys are kind of stuck where they are. You
can't move much.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Oh yeah, there are whole social media networks out there
of women that have made a living off of transforming
themselves from like a four to a nine.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I have seen those.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I've seen those with the sped up thing. Oh yeah,
it's weird, amazing and a little frightening.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, imagine with dudes.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah right, Well, imagine waking up the next day, you
pick up one thing at the club the night before,
and then you know, next morning, skeletors laying there.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Would have to imagine it, Katie. It has never happened
to me, so I would only have to picture what
it must be like.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Fictional one to be in that situation, thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
One of my favorite features from Stupid used to be
magazines now stupid websites is a celebrity women in the
grocery store without their makeup or whatever. These some sexpots,
famous movie stars who just look like a plane Jane.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Which is fine.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
If I could move myself from a four to an
eight by applying a whole bunch of different things, that'd
be awesome. But then there's this flip side of it.
I realize where you gotta am I gonna maintain? How
often am I going to maintain that?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah? What was what was the Seinfeld thing? When do
I let him? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That was see my side, Yeah, see my other side personally,
But that was personality wise, right, That.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Looks that's a whole other that's the whole other department.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, Well that grub hub driver may be cute, but
he still stole a couple of your fries, well guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I guess that's it.