September 17, 2024 • 9 mins
Joe revisits a topic we pushed-aside in a previous episode (and it's worth it!) But first--a little comedy inspired by inflation!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You should press your face against a hot stove.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's one more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
One more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't have any idea what that's about.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, we tried to get this going the other day,
but then we got off on another topic and never
got to it. So we will in a minute, I promise,
get to why you should consider, at the very least
putting your face against a burning hot stove.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Anything we need to know about this clip about groceries
before we play it? Anybody anybody know? Nope? I think
it stands alone. Okay, let's do.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It and everything you need today? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Great, Okay, oh everything? Okay, man, it's just say you've
only scanned a few items and it's already sixty bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm so scared.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, I'm a trained professional, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've scanned a lot of groceries. I need you to
stay with me.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's just that my in laws are in town and
they want a sharcootery board.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
This isn't going to be easy, so I need you
to be brave.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But Trish? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I need you to take a deep breath. About to
do the cheese. Oh my god, don't look up there.
It only makes it worse. Keep your eyes on me.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, now, brace yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm about to do the mixed nuts. WHOA, my god,
I'm gonna get ready. I'm gonna do the cured meats.
Don't stop. I can't tell this anymore. It's too late.
There's a line behind you. Okay, you're locked in, strong enough,
You've got this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Patricia, get ready, I'm gonna weigh the great.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What have you tell?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your totals two hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Fifty seven eighty four. Alert listeners may remember that we
actually ran that a while back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh, it doesn't matter that what don't say that? It's
one of my favorite it's a humor efforts. But I
don't remember that we ran it before, and I find
that troubling.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Was I here?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh boy, I don't know. I can't tell you exactly
how long it was.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But it's interesting that neither Katie or Iron remember it
before me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who's that woman? She's got to she's got to be
on the silver screen.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't know, but the way she screams just had
me die.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's pretty funny. Hey, what's your name? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Stay with me?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Now we're gonna do it. We're gonna weave the cheese.
We're gonna do the cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Ah. So the fact that I don't so true, fact
that I don't remember that reminds me. I had this
conversation the other day with the fam when I got
the same Father's Day card two years in a row
and didn't remember it. It was it was a joke.
It was a It was a It was a guy
standing at the open door of a refrigerator, and inside
the refrigerator is nothing but butter, and he says, Honey,
(02:38):
do we have any butter? And I got that same
card two years in a row and laughed both times
as if I'd never heard it. And then one time
I bought the same shirt twice. Katie, you haven't heard
this story. I bought the shirt that I thought was
really cool. Then like two weeks later, I bought a
shirt that I thought it was really cool, got home
to put it in the closet, realized that I already
had that same shirt. And uh, I don't know what
that means about my brain, But.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is it a shot? Find one thing he likes and
then just buy it over and over.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And I won't remember it?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So right, just confiscate it from your closet the day
before your birthday, then give it to you again. Yeah,
the card thing wouldn't bother me. I mean, because those
those jokes are cute and they're funny, but it's not
like you have any reason to commit them.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
To memory, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I wouldn't worry.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
How about the shirt thing?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
How distinctive was this shit?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
White? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Anyway, you've had a good run this.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This was written by Frank Fleming, who is a He's
a creator for the Daily Wire. He's a writer for
the Babylon be Conservative man, funny, clever, and I think
he is reacting to some of the things Tucker Carlson
has done or others like him have done recently. This
(03:56):
is post going sideways Tucker Carlson. Very clever, funny, snarky
and sane Tucker Carlson. But I love this as a
metaphor hang with it. Everyone jumps on you if you
question the narrative. But why are people resistant to new information?
If you're so sure, you should welcome this questioning. I'm
going to talk to you about something you won't hear
(04:18):
in the history books. You should press your face against
a hot stove. I can hear all the NPCs. Now, NPCs,
what is that?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Not sure correct? Probably pretty good, guess, sir Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Even no, no, it's it's it's something conservatives.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Even if we don't know, it's the group that, yeah,
will tell you this is wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm saying, non player character.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh yeah, okay, well it could be anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I can hear all the NPCs now, No, the stove
will burn your face. That's all you've been taught to say.
You never think for yourself. You never actually put your
face on a hot stove. Know what you've been told
to parrot. In the real world, things are not as
simple as hot stove burned face. It's more complex than that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm not saying no one has been burned by stove.
I'm just saying that the idea that you should never
put your face on a hot stove is rather simplistic. Now,
what happens when heat is applied to a face Only
bad things? No, that's ridiculous. Sometimes heat can be good,
especially for your face. That's why we clean with hot water,
and a stove is just concentrated heat. So am I
(05:29):
saying pressing your face against a hot stove will make
you stronger. No, I'm just saying that you don't know
for certain what will happen. You only think you know
because of what you've been programmed in school. Why do
people get angry when you point this out. You're trying
to burn people's faces, They say, I'm trying to open minds,
and through the face is the mind. I'm just brings
(05:51):
it home. I'm just asking questions here, questions about stoves
and faces. If that alarms or angers you, maybe the
problem is you small mind get disturbed when shaken from
the long held views like hot stove bad. I pressed
my face against a stove and I was, okay, is
that so hard to believe? Yes, this one wasn't on.
But that's nearly the same thing as what I'm talking about.
(06:13):
That's one chip away at the narrative we've all been
told about stoves. People will say that though the heat
of the stove that is on will damage the face,
but damage is just another word for change. Perhaps it
will change the face into something better, stronger, facier. So well,
pressing your face against a hot stove improve you. We
(06:34):
don't know, same as the people who say it will
hurt you don't really know for sure. That's why we
need an open discussion about the issue. Now, what is heat?
Heat is energy, it is activity, it is excitement. Is
that all bad for your face? No, that's ridiculous. So
what is it about the stove that makes people so
dismissive of the idea of pressing your face against it?
People will say, well, the stove is too hot for
(06:55):
your face? How much feet if face? I'm sorry, how
much heat can you your face take? What exact degree
fahrenheit is too much for your face? You don't know.
You just think you know because that's what you've been told.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, that's pretty good, and from both sides. You introduced
it with the Tucker thing, So I had that in
my mind when he was talking that his story and
about how Churchill was actually the bad guy. But as
you went on, I was thinking about some of your
anti racist BS crap that you hear all the time too,
that uses the same argumentative technique sixteen nineteen project Sure.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, they're all logical fallacies red Herring's equivocation. I
actually I've got the speaking of books I want to read.
I just got a book about logical fallacies of I
want to get good at that. Oh yeah, I end
up in the grave. I want to be able to
call out arguments, partly for the audience, partly for myself
and say, oh, that's an appeal to blankety blank. Here's
(07:50):
what that means. Learn to recognize that sort of false heart.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, I should for you to this video I watched
from some professor going through the However many there are logical.
It was so interesting. Yeah, if you make a note,
once you get onto it, it's you spot them more often.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, I remember, and I'm so grateful that you brought
us the Mott and Bailey argument, which I still say
should be named renamed the castle and courtyard argument, where
you make a bedrock argument there is racism in America.
Therefore we need to teach anti racism in the schools
and divide the kids by race and yell at the
(08:29):
white kids. I think that's a sick idea. Oh so
you're saying there's no racism. When you call them on
the out their argument, they retreat to the castle and
act like you disagreed with that premise, where you didn't.
It's dishonest and it's practically ubiquitous these days.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It sounds like every liberal I've ever argued.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
With, Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's super common. Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got
a stove to fire up.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, I guess that's it.
You should press your face against a hot stove.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's one more thing.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
One more thing.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't have any idea what that's about.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, we tried to get this going the other day,
but then we got off on another topic and never
got to it. So we will in a minute, I promise,
get to why you should consider, at the very least
putting your face against a burning hot stove.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Anything we need to know about this clip about groceries
before we play it? Anybody anybody know? Nope? I think
it stands alone. Okay, let's do.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It and everything you need today? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Great, Okay, oh everything? Okay, man, it's just say you've
only scanned a few items and it's already sixty bucks.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm so scared.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, I'm a trained professional, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've scanned a lot of groceries. I need you to
stay with me.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's just that my in laws are in town and
they want a sharcootery board.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
This isn't going to be easy, so I need you
to be brave.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
But Trish? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I need you to take a deep breath. About to
do the cheese. Oh my god, don't look up there.
It only makes it worse. Keep your eyes on me.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, now, brace yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm about to do the mixed nuts. WHOA, my god,
I'm gonna get ready. I'm gonna do the cured meats.
Don't stop. I can't tell this anymore. It's too late.
There's a line behind you. Okay, you're locked in, strong enough,
You've got this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Patricia, get ready, I'm gonna weigh the great.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What have you tell?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your totals two hundred and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Fifty seven eighty four. Alert listeners may remember that we
actually ran that a while back.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh, it doesn't matter that what don't say that? It's
one of my favorite it's a humor efforts. But I
don't remember that we ran it before, and I find
that troubling.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Was I here?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh boy, I don't know. I can't tell you exactly
how long it was.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But it's interesting that neither Katie or Iron remember it
before me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who's that woman? She's got to she's got to be
on the silver screen.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't know, but the way she screams just had
me die.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's pretty funny. Hey, what's your name? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Stay with me?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Now we're gonna do it. We're gonna weave the cheese.
We're gonna do the cheese.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Ah. So the fact that I don't so true, fact
that I don't remember that reminds me. I had this
conversation the other day with the fam when I got
the same Father's Day card two years in a row
and didn't remember it. It was it was a joke.
It was a It was a It was a guy
standing at the open door of a refrigerator, and inside
the refrigerator is nothing but butter, and he says, Honey,
(02:38):
do we have any butter? And I got that same
card two years in a row and laughed both times
as if I'd never heard it. And then one time
I bought the same shirt twice. Katie, you haven't heard
this story. I bought the shirt that I thought was
really cool. Then like two weeks later, I bought a
shirt that I thought it was really cool, got home
to put it in the closet, realized that I already
had that same shirt. And uh, I don't know what
that means about my brain, But.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is it a shot? Find one thing he likes and
then just buy it over and over.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And I won't remember it?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So right, just confiscate it from your closet the day
before your birthday, then give it to you again. Yeah,
the card thing wouldn't bother me. I mean, because those
those jokes are cute and they're funny, but it's not
like you have any reason to commit them.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
To memory, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I wouldn't worry.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
How about the shirt thing?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
How distinctive was this shit?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
White? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Anyway, you've had a good run this.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This was written by Frank Fleming, who is a He's
a creator for the Daily Wire. He's a writer for
the Babylon be Conservative man, funny, clever, and I think
he is reacting to some of the things Tucker Carlson
has done or others like him have done recently. This
(03:56):
is post going sideways Tucker Carlson. Very clever, funny, snarky
and sane Tucker Carlson. But I love this as a
metaphor hang with it. Everyone jumps on you if you
question the narrative. But why are people resistant to new information?
If you're so sure, you should welcome this questioning. I'm
going to talk to you about something you won't hear
(04:18):
in the history books. You should press your face against
a hot stove. I can hear all the NPCs. Now, NPCs,
what is that?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Not sure correct? Probably pretty good, guess, sir Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Even no, no, it's it's it's something conservatives.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Even if we don't know, it's the group that, yeah,
will tell you this is wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm saying, non player character.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh yeah, okay, well it could be anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I can hear all the NPCs now, No, the stove
will burn your face. That's all you've been taught to say.
You never think for yourself. You never actually put your
face on a hot stove. Know what you've been told
to parrot. In the real world, things are not as
simple as hot stove burned face. It's more complex than that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm not saying no one has been burned by stove.
I'm just saying that the idea that you should never
put your face on a hot stove is rather simplistic. Now,
what happens when heat is applied to a face Only
bad things? No, that's ridiculous. Sometimes heat can be good,
especially for your face. That's why we clean with hot water,
and a stove is just concentrated heat. So am I
(05:29):
saying pressing your face against a hot stove will make
you stronger. No, I'm just saying that you don't know
for certain what will happen. You only think you know
because of what you've been programmed in school. Why do
people get angry when you point this out. You're trying
to burn people's faces, They say, I'm trying to open minds,
and through the face is the mind. I'm just brings
(05:51):
it home. I'm just asking questions here, questions about stoves
and faces. If that alarms or angers you, maybe the
problem is you small mind get disturbed when shaken from
the long held views like hot stove bad. I pressed
my face against a stove and I was, okay, is
that so hard to believe? Yes, this one wasn't on.
But that's nearly the same thing as what I'm talking about.
(06:13):
That's one chip away at the narrative we've all been
told about stoves. People will say that though the heat
of the stove that is on will damage the face,
but damage is just another word for change. Perhaps it
will change the face into something better, stronger, facier. So well,
pressing your face against a hot stove improve you. We
(06:34):
don't know, same as the people who say it will
hurt you don't really know for sure. That's why we
need an open discussion about the issue. Now, what is heat?
Heat is energy, it is activity, it is excitement. Is
that all bad for your face? No, that's ridiculous. So
what is it about the stove that makes people so
dismissive of the idea of pressing your face against it?
People will say, well, the stove is too hot for
(06:55):
your face? How much feet if face? I'm sorry, how
much heat can you your face take? What exact degree
fahrenheit is too much for your face? You don't know.
You just think you know because that's what you've been told.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, that's pretty good, and from both sides. You introduced
it with the Tucker thing, So I had that in
my mind when he was talking that his story and
about how Churchill was actually the bad guy. But as
you went on, I was thinking about some of your
anti racist BS crap that you hear all the time too,
that uses the same argumentative technique sixteen nineteen project Sure.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, they're all logical fallacies red Herring's equivocation. I
actually I've got the speaking of books I want to read.
I just got a book about logical fallacies of I
want to get good at that. Oh yeah, I end
up in the grave. I want to be able to
call out arguments, partly for the audience, partly for myself
and say, oh, that's an appeal to blankety blank. Here's
(07:50):
what that means. Learn to recognize that sort of false heart.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, I should for you to this video I watched
from some professor going through the However many there are logical.
It was so interesting. Yeah, if you make a note,
once you get onto it, it's you spot them more often.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, I remember, and I'm so grateful that you brought
us the Mott and Bailey argument, which I still say
should be named renamed the castle and courtyard argument, where
you make a bedrock argument there is racism in America.
Therefore we need to teach anti racism in the schools
and divide the kids by race and yell at the
(08:29):
white kids. I think that's a sick idea. Oh so
you're saying there's no racism. When you call them on
the out their argument, they retreat to the castle and
act like you disagreed with that premise, where you didn't.
It's dishonest and it's practically ubiquitous these days.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It sounds like every liberal I've ever argued.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
With, Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's super common. Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got
a stove to fire up.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, I guess that's it.
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