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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're going to clean out the sound fridge. It's one
more thing. I'm one more thing. You got anything before
we get to the open up the sound fridge and
start cleaning out our disgusting, disgusting fridge from me.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, just no, no, sound defeated.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
No, it's all right.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You can't. You can't have some many if you don't
know what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh my son did that the other day on me.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I hate that with just the depth of my soul.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was just sitting here flipping through Twitter, totally unaware
that you guys were ready because Michael was telling us
we're ready through our headphones. You can see I don't
have my headphones on. You gotta talk to me through
the speaker thing. Oh I'm sorry, sitting here like a
jackass back here. I don't feel like part of the team.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Mike, I apologize.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is getting clips ready?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well? No, you apologize, that's the manly thing to do.
It's accepted.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Sitting here, sorry that we had.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
This moment of uncomfortableness between.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Us, sitting here like a jackass. People don't use that.
That's kind of an old timey urn. I felt like
a jackass.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's a good term.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That guy's a jackass. Stop being a jackass, right, That
is a good old timey term, right. Okay, So we're
cleaning out to sound for that's when we got a
whole bunch of sound clips that the production team works
so hard to get and we didn't use them, and
we won. We feel like we should in two This
is the easiest thing to do, and we both really
enjoy easy well, and.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's entertaining to me too. I'm speaking for myself. I
don't have to provide the entertainment and I get to
absorb it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I don't know why I'm not in the habit of
watching Bill Maher on Friday nights, because not only we
play his jokes a lot, but he has a lot
of really great political discussions, Like he had Brett Stevens
on the other night, the conservative calmness for the New
York Times, arguing with Jensaki, the old spokesperson for Obama. Anyway, Yeah,
(02:13):
great conversation about Kamala Harris now she doesn't do interviews.
Good stuff. I should watch that show on Friday nights,
probably learn more than I would from freaking Face the Nation. Anyway.
Here's some of the Bill Maher humor.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The fight with Hesbelah is on there in the Middle East,
and the way Israel did it's some pretty amazing. You know,
terrorists know this for a long time. First thing you
gotta do, get rid of your cell phone because they
could track you there. So they've been seeing old school pagers,
and the Israelis this week made all the pagers blow
up in what they call Operation nineteen eighties drug Dealer. Ooh,
(02:50):
they took the fight from their river to their pants.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I like, from to the knee. I like that one.
That joke.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I can't tell you how many people brought that up
to me this weekend that heard you mention it.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That is that is funny, that's gruesome. There's some stories
about lots of people having their junk blown off.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've a terrorists.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's a matter of fact commentary from the great Katie Green.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know, want your genitals blown off, don't be a terrorists.
There you go, then then it's you're down to just
fourth of July mishaps. Otherwise your genital genitals will remain intact.
Here's more. Bill Maher certainly hope.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
So they seized a thousand bottles of lube and baby
oil in his house because he was having these parties
they called freak offs, which went on for days. Sometimes
people needed IV they were partying so hard, and you know,
a freak off. I'm all good with it. The one
(03:55):
thing that always bothered me about it is do you
bring a gift? And uh, I would and then you're like, well,
I'll bring baby oil and then you get there, Oh
everybody brought that.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Look you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'll bet Bill Maher, as a single guy known for
the having a hot chick on his arm, I'll bet
he was completely aware of these parties going on in town.
He would have to run with that crowd, right, run
with cris me if he didn't know somebody w knew something, right,
That's what I meant, Not run with the crowd that
was having the freak offs. But he would know people
(04:35):
that definitely knew about Yeah, I mean, because it's been
going on for twenty years, going back to when Bill
Maher was much more of a man about town.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah. Yeah, that's not my circle. So I'm guessing, but yeah,
I'll bet you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I like humor with a British accent. I don't know why.
I don't watch this either. It's a John Oliver show
on HBO on One of the popular topics of last
week is Springfield.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
They're eating the dogs the people that came in, They're
eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Of the people that live there.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yeah, that was Donald Trump accusing Haitian immigrants of killing
and eating people's pets. And can you even remember a
time when something like that would have been disqualified?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Because I can't anymore.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Republicans are out nominated Trump three times, Democrats have so
far lost to him half the time, and this election
is still inexplicably close. Because unfortunately, some Americans watched that
and thought, I don't like how Kamala laughed when he
called immigrants dog eaters.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That wasn't very presidential. There's a reminder of why you
don't watch it. He's very good at his job. Body
hears a liberal right and insufferably.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So I can't hear that sound bit of Trump saying
that without hearing the song.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Now I know, oh the remixes.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, I just turned into the song immediately.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, well, he was right about the first thing. But
it's bipartisan. It's not just Trump. There are all kinds
of things that happen now with the candidates that would
have been disqualifying twenty years ago. I mean, you'd have
to drop out of the race. Now everybody just blows
through all these things. Everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, and John, just because you're a ferunner and don't
understand our American ways, perhaps I'll explain you. See, mister
Trump's opponent has no thoughts in her empty ad, So.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is going to be the setup to a joke.
I guess that that's why they're.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Tied, obviously, is what I'm saying. Yes, go ahead here,
I am not completing my thoughts like a jackass.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We're going to set up a joke. So we got
gut Trump was on Gutfeld on Fox last week and
they made a joke about this. But it only makes
sense if you've heard RFK Junior first. So let's do that.
Speaker 8 (06:40):
President Trump for many years, and I'm on two occasions
I sued him. He was trying to build golf courses
up in the New York City Reservoir watershed, and I
sued up successfully to stop that. At one point, my wife,
she wanted to go to Bomb Beach for the week
and to see my mom over Easter, and I said, I,
(07:04):
you know, I want to buy tickets for all the kids.
And she said, what if I find a free ride?
And I said okay. Then she said I found a
free ride and I said oh, And she said Donald Trump.
And I said, I'm suing him, and she said, he
told me he knows you're sewing them, but it's okay anyway,
And we ended up flying down with him and I
(07:27):
had a great time.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I still sued him, Wow, Well, you talk about circles,
I don't run with Yeah, what a different liney are
you gonna fly down to see your mom with all
the kids?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Don't buy tickets? That's too expensive. Well do we have
a friend so freaking rich he can just take you
on his plane? Yes, I'll find one.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm suing him. He doesn't mind. He gets sued by
lots of people. Were there anywhere? Here's Trump on Guttfield
talking about it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's such an interesting story because you kind of separate
the friendship from the legal stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's like, yeah, you to me, I get it, that's
what you do. But I'm not. I like, you want
to use my plane?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I mean some people would not understand that.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Now I think I have been able to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Otherwise I would have nobody to talk.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
To it all.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's kind of what I said. He gets sued by
so many different people. It's or has complicated relationships with
so many people. He'd have nobody to talk to if
he was going to hold that kind of grudge. God,
what a different lifestyle. Holy cal Have you seen that video?
We should maybe play it on the air. Have you
seen that video of Trump when he was on Oprah? Geez,
(08:37):
way back in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I think I remember we were chatting about it last year.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's it's so interesting to watch and hear the young, handsome,
smooth talking Trump. Same issues, he presented them a little better.
But I can see he just he has an aura
about him when he is you know that guy. I
can see why he became as popular as he was,
(09:02):
the cultural phenomenon that he was.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, he wasn't a showman that he is now. Back
then he was much more genial and reserved, almost soft spoken.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, he was kind of like confident, but soft spoke, confident,
laid back, cool guy, real good looking.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes, but he's had these same core values the whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, Yeah, he has anyway one more Trump thing. So
somebody said this needs to be set up. What do
we need to know about this? Michael or KD or
whoever got it.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's it's just uh.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Kid Rock was on Tucker's show and he was talking
about a time where he was invited to dinner at
the White House with Trump and it was like the
first time they had interacted in the in the Oval Office.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Cool.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
We go into the Oval Office to meet him and
he's just wide open like kid like blah blah blah.
And then we conversate, take some pictures, like anybody want
to wash their hands? I'm like I do, kind of
a germ free. So we go in this little room
and we're like, we would like sharing a bar of soap.
And I'm like, man, this is weird, weirdly awesome, right,
and then he goes, Rock comer.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We walked out of this other room, left to the
Oval Office.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
We're stand there's some papers and like Fox News and
picture George Washington.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He goes, you know what this room is?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I no serious, Like this is the Monica Lewinsky room.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Like a lot so Kid Rock and Drummer sharing a
bar soap at the sink washing their hands. That's important.
It stuck out to me. Yeah, what, He's right, this
is weird.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I just I'm annoyed that he blah blah blah is
meeting the president in the Oval office.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But anyway, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Honestly, I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Sorry, I'm uncomfortable with that clip because I don't think
it should.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Be called the the you know who room? You think
it should be called the blowjob room? What do you
think it should be called.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The blue dress Room?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Just I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I don't want to identify that scandal by the young
woman who was you know, played with by Bill Clinton,
then ruined and humiliated by the vicious Hillary Clinton, and
has endured a hell of a lot since she, as
a very young woman, made a terrible error in judgment
(11:27):
and fell for a guy that was never gonna happen.
I don't think you get a thirty year sentence of
getting shit on for that.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right, you can if you like Hanson. What's that, Katie?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is that the Bill's a perv room?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, that'd be all right. The bill took advantage of
a young college girl room. Yeah, yeah, it's the fact
that she got roomed. I know a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
The hommertorium.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I know quite a few women that had a dalliance
at some point at work with an older, married guy.
But they didn't have They don't have to pay for
it the rest of their lives.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
The oral lounge.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Well, I guess that's it. Filatio vestibule.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
See I could have come up with more if you'd
give me a second.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh no, that one's too much.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Leave that one unspoken.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
The knobby lobby, oh wow, wow for the wind tried
to go hide and took it all the way back
down Joe. Hell yeah, that's what I do.