August 8, 2025 • 11 mins
On the Friday August 8, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast..
- We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, including Late Night Jokes...
- Jack talks about his least favorite type of sushi!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a special is it Legit? Episode of cleaning out
Sound Fridge? It's one more thing, one more thing. We'll
get to thee is it Legit section of the program
after some frivolity. I think we have at least one
joke we didn't use, right, Michael, as we clean out Sandfrich. Oh,
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. How rude of me? Uh?
(00:25):
What do we have? We got number three?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And of course, Michael, if the jokes aren't funny, it's
your delame.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, all right, well they're okay, but here, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
McDonald's this week released the commercial featuring its character Mayor
mccheese for the first time since nineteen eighty five, and
even he's polling above Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, it's not a great joke, but it made me laugh,
Mayor mccheese. Did we run the sushi restaurant?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
One?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I do love this soush?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Florida Sushi restaurant was ordered to close last month after
a health inspector found a cockroach inside its rice cooker.
To be fair, a cockroach and rice is Florida Sushi.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I had sushi from the Safeway grocery store the other day,
and I realized that ninety to one hundred percent of
the sushi I've eaten in the last five years always
have all been from low tier grocery stores. So I
don't I don't know if I remember what real sushi
tastes like.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Wow, Hey, I won't knock grocery store sushi. It does
the job when you're craving sushi. But correct, it does
the job when you're craving sushi. But I mean, there
are some grocery stores where it's great. Yeah, but it's
not at this store.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Getting some grocery stores where it's acceptable, Okay, might be true.
I will not I will not allow that last sentence.
I don't know what great sushi is. So we had
our friend, ying Ma, who's from China. She is suggested
to me in San Francisco because we were talking about
sushi butt like real sushi. You need a real sushi place.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
She suggested a place to me and I went there,
and I guess it was the most authentic, but it
smelled like a freaking bait bucket in there, and I
just couldn't. I couldn't stomach down anything.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, you know, I I vowed not to listen to
anything you have to say about food ages ago, and
that was before COVID messed up your brain, your your taste,
your hard brain. So well, let's you know, that's where
the sense of smell actually occurs and taste. So no,
you're heard of tasting. I won't, I won't have it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do you like? It really really fishy? I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Fish super fishy, not supposed to be No, no, And
this place I went to was super duper fishy.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It was like a taste of it. It smelled like
a doc. You know how a dock smells like they've
been there's fish everywhere.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yes, the only fish that is supposed to smell and
taste like fish is mackerel, and I can't stand mackerel.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
But the rest of it you're not supposed to be
able to smell.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
My experience is the more expensive like I went to
I hate. I won't say the amount, but the amount of.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Money talk about food, Katie, by the way, gone.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
The amount stopping you so going? The most money I
ever spent ever in my life on one meal with
a with a companion. Was it the best sushi place
supposedly in Los Angeles? And I had to get a
reservation a long time ahead of time, and they only
seat like twelve people at time, And there was a
baby alligator head sitting on the table in front of me.
(03:31):
I mean, this place is so expensive. It was just
like half the stuff made me want to up chuck.
It was just so it was too much.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
It was too much, too fishy.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Stick to the gas station sushi.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But I don't don't. I don't like they staying in
your lane. I don't like I don't like Disneyland sushi either.
There are some sushi sushi places that so sushi adjacent
that it's I don't like that either.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So somewhere in between, I didn't even know they did
sushi at Disneyland.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Is it all shaped like everything? Shape like the mouse?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There a lot of rice, very little fish dressed up
with all kinds of different juices and squeezings.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's more likely it's shaped like.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Would be a better choice.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
No, it's then you're eating Nemo. They can't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
If you're eating Pluto, you're at the Disneyland in Beijing.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Beautiful. All right, that's enough of that. See uh roll
us a clip number ten, which is labeled as the
worst woman.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Ever, my favorite thing to do right now is to
be super rude and Nazis, I mean Trumpers, same thing.
It is so fun and so easy. They all usually
have a flag on somewhere, so they're super identifiable, and
I'm just rude. I'm as rude as possible. I cut
them off in line, I give them dirty looks. They
(04:59):
will react, usually shy and honest, say why are you
so student? And then they get really pissed. They'll say
you're dude, and I'll say, and you're Nazi?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And what they do not like that? So you know, uh,
one of the greatest pieces of wisdom I ever learned
in my life. It's been incredibly helpful for me and
I have had and I kid you not several people
thank me for imparting this piece of wisdom to them.
(05:33):
And I'm gonna lay it on you right now. Jack
knows this one. Somebody as obnoxious and horrible as that,
I hereby sentence you to be you for the rest
of your life. That is a miserable punishment. And my
need for justice is satisfied.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
YEA, she is not a happy person.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Guaranteed she was a double offender too, because, first of all,
way too old to be talking like that, late fifties
maybe early sixties, sitting in her car eating, So that
little you heard before every sentence was her chewing, trying
to keep the food in her mouth, so it was
trumped arrangement syndrome and.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In her car.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So she's doing the only place you can do a
political screed, sitting in your car for someone.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Well, shoving a chicken wrap into her face.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
See you next Tuesday. All right, Oh, and here's the
is it legit section of the program. Michael. Michael set
this up for us in our pre show meeting saying, well,
go ahead and describe it as you described it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Then if you recall, okay, it's a fan, I've seen
the video. Actually it's a family spreading their loved ones
ashes and they're on a boat and they're dumping the
ashes into the sea. So it's very touching moment, right.
But they were using Spotify to plank to play Frank
Sinatra and the song comes to it, and unfortunately they
didn't have the ad free version of Spotify, and so
(07:00):
here's what happened.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Beon, Oh, this is the quickest way to clear out stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Poop. The number one you the regular.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Lastest way to clear out stuff poop is by adding
more fiber to your giant.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, so they're using they didn't pay for the commercial
free version of Spotify. Correct, and a commercial for cleaning
out stray poop came on that started with a fart noise.
All right. When when Michael described this prior to the show, Jack,
you reacted, that sounds phonny.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think it's one hundred percent too perfect. It is
too perfect. I could believe the first half of it
that maybe you were going to play a song for
a funeral off of Spotify, and then an ad played that.
I could believe the fact that it happens to start
with flatulation is too much. It's fake, an attempt to
go viral, which a lot of people try to do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Uh, Michael, did you say you emailed the video to me?
I did.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, when this morning about five.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Fifty five, check in a second, I will actually five
fifty six. Michael used to be clear, Wow, there it
is all right. Here we go. I'm watching the damn thing.
Here we go. Let's do this. See why we're rolling
watching it.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I think it's like a like something within the family,
you know what I mean, Like my mom thinks parts
are hilarious.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
This is something we would totally do for the whole
prison of life.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So somebody who's trying to joke, somebody in the family awesoble,
which is that's fine, that's perfectly fine. You know, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And a fake attempt day it's it's like unavailable. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
For some reason, I'm highly offended by fake attempts to
go viral. I think that should be uh in the
criminal code. That should be a law. You can't do
a fake attempt to go viral. M you can't do
the pretend proposal where she slaps him and runs off
at a baseball game. Yeah, and you try to become
an influencer. I just yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
And also, well, I won't spoil the fun.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I did say, hang on, I'm watching it now, Okay,
all right. They're pouring the ashes, they're not scattering, they're
just pouring them out, throwing flowers into the water. No,
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Legit really well, that's a heck of a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So my reason, no, it's not. No, it's you're looking
at it pass awkwards. The only reason we're seeing it
is because it was that nutty. If it hadn't been
that nutty, that's why it rows to the top of
the billions of postings on YouTube. I think so.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
According to AI and the Internet, there is no specific
Spotify commercial that has that feature on it.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Now.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
There is one on YouTube, which it could just be
the mixed up.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
What streaming service they were using, and that absolutely could
have been a song off of YouTube followed by this
ad which would you know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I know the ad thing playing When I was
playing music for my son's football games. I was playing
it off my phone, which is pretty low rent way
to do it as a guy up in the box
doing the announcing and then during the you know, the timeouts,
dadana hey, I'd play off my phone and uh but
I was on some thing where an ad would play
now and then luckily it wasn't that one. Orna gone
(10:34):
viral and ben hilarious because people find flatulation hilarious.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't know why that is anti flatulence fundamentalist.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I am. I could join the Tally band if that
was our main thing.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I was just reading about the Ayatola ru Hola homine
back in the day. If he was like anti farting,
you'd have been right by his side.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's disgusting. I don't see why it's funny. I saw
you watching the ad, the noise happened, and you smiled.
Why I don't get that. I don't understand why that
is a smile working.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Because all the family all looked around and started laughing
and giggling. It's because I was delighted at a beautiful
family moment. Ayatola, why don't you go be headed to center,
you maniac? But towrdsure's somebody in your secret prison that
you get put into for farting lunatic.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh that's funny, perfect ending.
It's a special is it Legit? Episode of cleaning out
Sound Fridge? It's one more thing, one more thing. We'll
get to thee is it Legit section of the program
after some frivolity. I think we have at least one
joke we didn't use, right, Michael, as we clean out Sandfrich. Oh,
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. How rude of me? Uh?
(00:25):
What do we have? We got number three?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And of course, Michael, if the jokes aren't funny, it's
your delame.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, all right, well they're okay, but here, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
McDonald's this week released the commercial featuring its character Mayor
mccheese for the first time since nineteen eighty five, and
even he's polling above Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, it's not a great joke, but it made me laugh,
Mayor mccheese. Did we run the sushi restaurant?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
One?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I do love this soush?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Florida Sushi restaurant was ordered to close last month after
a health inspector found a cockroach inside its rice cooker.
To be fair, a cockroach and rice is Florida Sushi.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I had sushi from the Safeway grocery store the other day,
and I realized that ninety to one hundred percent of
the sushi I've eaten in the last five years always
have all been from low tier grocery stores. So I
don't I don't know if I remember what real sushi
tastes like.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Wow, Hey, I won't knock grocery store sushi. It does
the job when you're craving sushi. But correct, it does
the job when you're craving sushi. But I mean, there
are some grocery stores where it's great. Yeah, but it's
not at this store.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Getting some grocery stores where it's acceptable, Okay, might be true.
I will not I will not allow that last sentence.
I don't know what great sushi is. So we had
our friend, ying Ma, who's from China. She is suggested
to me in San Francisco because we were talking about
sushi butt like real sushi. You need a real sushi place.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
She suggested a place to me and I went there,
and I guess it was the most authentic, but it
smelled like a freaking bait bucket in there, and I
just couldn't. I couldn't stomach down anything.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, you know, I I vowed not to listen to
anything you have to say about food ages ago, and
that was before COVID messed up your brain, your your taste,
your hard brain. So well, let's you know, that's where
the sense of smell actually occurs and taste. So no,
you're heard of tasting. I won't, I won't have it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do you like? It really really fishy? I don't
like it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Fish super fishy, not supposed to be No, no, And
this place I went to was super duper fishy.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It was like a taste of it. It smelled like
a doc. You know how a dock smells like they've
been there's fish everywhere.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yes, the only fish that is supposed to smell and
taste like fish is mackerel, and I can't stand mackerel.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
But the rest of it you're not supposed to be
able to smell.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
My experience is the more expensive like I went to
I hate. I won't say the amount, but the amount of.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Money talk about food, Katie, by the way, gone.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
The amount stopping you so going? The most money I
ever spent ever in my life on one meal with
a with a companion. Was it the best sushi place
supposedly in Los Angeles? And I had to get a
reservation a long time ahead of time, and they only
seat like twelve people at time, And there was a
baby alligator head sitting on the table in front of me.
(03:31):
I mean, this place is so expensive. It was just
like half the stuff made me want to up chuck.
It was just so it was too much.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
It was too much, too fishy.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Stick to the gas station sushi.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But I don't don't. I don't like they staying in
your lane. I don't like I don't like Disneyland sushi either.
There are some sushi sushi places that so sushi adjacent
that it's I don't like that either.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So somewhere in between, I didn't even know they did
sushi at Disneyland.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Is it all shaped like everything? Shape like the mouse?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There a lot of rice, very little fish dressed up
with all kinds of different juices and squeezings.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's more likely it's shaped like.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Would be a better choice.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
No, it's then you're eating Nemo. They can't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
If you're eating Pluto, you're at the Disneyland in Beijing.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Beautiful. All right, that's enough of that. See uh roll
us a clip number ten, which is labeled as the
worst woman.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Ever, my favorite thing to do right now is to
be super rude and Nazis, I mean Trumpers, same thing.
It is so fun and so easy. They all usually
have a flag on somewhere, so they're super identifiable, and
I'm just rude. I'm as rude as possible. I cut
them off in line, I give them dirty looks. They
(04:59):
will react, usually shy and honest, say why are you
so student? And then they get really pissed. They'll say
you're dude, and I'll say, and you're Nazi?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And what they do not like that? So you know, uh,
one of the greatest pieces of wisdom I ever learned
in my life. It's been incredibly helpful for me and
I have had and I kid you not several people
thank me for imparting this piece of wisdom to them.
(05:33):
And I'm gonna lay it on you right now. Jack
knows this one. Somebody as obnoxious and horrible as that,
I hereby sentence you to be you for the rest
of your life. That is a miserable punishment. And my
need for justice is satisfied.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
YEA, she is not a happy person.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Guaranteed she was a double offender too, because, first of all,
way too old to be talking like that, late fifties
maybe early sixties, sitting in her car eating, So that
little you heard before every sentence was her chewing, trying
to keep the food in her mouth, so it was
trumped arrangement syndrome and.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
In her car.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So she's doing the only place you can do a
political screed, sitting in your car for someone.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Well, shoving a chicken wrap into her face.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
See you next Tuesday. All right, Oh, and here's the
is it legit section of the program. Michael. Michael set
this up for us in our pre show meeting saying, well,
go ahead and describe it as you described it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Then if you recall, okay, it's a fan, I've seen
the video. Actually it's a family spreading their loved ones
ashes and they're on a boat and they're dumping the
ashes into the sea. So it's very touching moment, right.
But they were using Spotify to plank to play Frank
Sinatra and the song comes to it, and unfortunately they
didn't have the ad free version of Spotify, and so
(07:00):
here's what happened.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Beon, Oh, this is the quickest way to clear out stuff.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Poop. The number one you the regular.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Lastest way to clear out stuff poop is by adding
more fiber to your giant.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, so they're using they didn't pay for the commercial
free version of Spotify. Correct, and a commercial for cleaning
out stray poop came on that started with a fart noise.
All right. When when Michael described this prior to the show, Jack,
you reacted, that sounds phonny.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think it's one hundred percent too perfect. It is
too perfect. I could believe the first half of it
that maybe you were going to play a song for
a funeral off of Spotify, and then an ad played that.
I could believe the fact that it happens to start
with flatulation is too much. It's fake, an attempt to
go viral, which a lot of people try to do.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Uh, Michael, did you say you emailed the video to me?
I did.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, when this morning about five.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Fifty five, check in a second, I will actually five
fifty six. Michael used to be clear, Wow, there it
is all right. Here we go. I'm watching the damn thing.
Here we go. Let's do this. See why we're rolling
watching it.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I think it's like a like something within the family,
you know what I mean, Like my mom thinks parts
are hilarious.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
This is something we would totally do for the whole
prison of life.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So somebody who's trying to joke, somebody in the family awesoble,
which is that's fine, that's perfectly fine. You know, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And a fake attempt day it's it's like unavailable. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
For some reason, I'm highly offended by fake attempts to
go viral. I think that should be uh in the
criminal code. That should be a law. You can't do
a fake attempt to go viral. M you can't do
the pretend proposal where she slaps him and runs off
at a baseball game. Yeah, and you try to become
an influencer. I just yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
And also, well, I won't spoil the fun.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I did say, hang on, I'm watching it now, Okay,
all right. They're pouring the ashes, they're not scattering, they're
just pouring them out, throwing flowers into the water. No,
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Legit really well, that's a heck of a coincidence.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So my reason, no, it's not. No, it's you're looking
at it pass awkwards. The only reason we're seeing it
is because it was that nutty. If it hadn't been
that nutty, that's why it rows to the top of
the billions of postings on YouTube. I think so.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
According to AI and the Internet, there is no specific
Spotify commercial that has that feature on it.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Now.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
There is one on YouTube, which it could just be
the mixed up.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
What streaming service they were using, and that absolutely could
have been a song off of YouTube followed by this
ad which would you know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I know the ad thing playing When I was
playing music for my son's football games. I was playing
it off my phone, which is pretty low rent way
to do it as a guy up in the box
doing the announcing and then during the you know, the timeouts,
dadana hey, I'd play off my phone and uh but
I was on some thing where an ad would play
now and then luckily it wasn't that one. Orna gone
(10:34):
viral and ben hilarious because people find flatulation hilarious.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't know why that is anti flatulence fundamentalist.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I am. I could join the Tally band if that
was our main thing.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I was just reading about the Ayatola ru Hola homine
back in the day. If he was like anti farting,
you'd have been right by his side.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's disgusting. I don't see why it's funny. I saw
you watching the ad, the noise happened, and you smiled.
Why I don't get that. I don't understand why that
is a smile working.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Because all the family all looked around and started laughing
and giggling. It's because I was delighted at a beautiful
family moment. Ayatola, why don't you go be headed to center,
you maniac? But towrdsure's somebody in your secret prison that
you get put into for farting lunatic.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well, I guess that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh that's funny, perfect ending.
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