June 3, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's episode we talked about dressing up for your partner and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts. Here we are? Was it last week? We
didn't do one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, it was a week before that, two weeks ago.
Oh okay, well again that was Jess's fault. So so
we are.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well I thought this was back here question for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I guess the room. Okay, So, Kylie Jenner, you know
how she was traveling with Timothy Charalamagne. She was going
to all the next games and on the road, and
they just obsessed with Knicks fans, and she was weary
the colors, obviously to support her man's team. She was
just in the blue and she's in the orange. She
posted a picture of the inside of her suitcase while
they were traveling, and there was even a blue and
orange bra in there. Wow, Jess, your man obsessed the football?
(00:41):
Are you wearing New York Giants colored underwear and lingerie
for him during football season?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Like blue and red?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I wear blue and red just because I liked the colors.
But I thought you were going to say with the
team logo on it, and I didn't know that they
made any I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Have to love it, but even better I would if
you can find that, I would wear it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And he wants you to paint your face.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, body paint too, he's a body paint Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I mean, if it's an activity, can we do the
activity together, the painting together.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, he's too busy watching football.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Just show up with a G painted on your chest
for Giants, of course, New York.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Giants, and then he'll be like, get out of the
way and trying to watch the game. I don't care
about your underwear.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Excuse me, broad don't care about the blue red?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Would you?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's stupid? Well why not?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't know, have your me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't think he cares that much.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Let me ask this because this is a safe space
the Wild Thoughts Podcast. Have either of your man's ever
come to you and asked for a specific like something
for you to wear in the bedroom? Of course, because
this is Wild Thoughts, Like, Hey, I really like the
look of whatever this is. I've always had a like
(01:56):
hot school teacher. Can you wear the school teacher outfit?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, he's never really picked anything out or requested anything.
He's only just like pushed me in the general direction
of like something.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like cheerleader and like you're in the bedroom with the
pomp bombs like go a j happened? That's what I'm
envisioning and it's hysterical for me. Wait wait, wait, we're
not done with you. He's pushed you in the general direction.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Of like what of like just something sexier, like he
likes the lingerie, but he hasn't been like, h look
what I got for you to try on, or he
had to like pick something specific out.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I mean, it wasn't a specific style of lingerie with
like a whole bunch of like I want like the
ones with the twenty different buckles in those Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but I know, but he likes red.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh all right, so there, okay, now we're hitting somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's the extent of that.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Just as your man ever explicitly said, like try I
want a hot nurse outfit.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No costume, like, no dressing up like a fantasy characters.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
In the last one, I was picturing Selena as the
cheerleader go with the pump. In this one, I'm picturing
a jest dressed up as Harry Potter and that like
that's their thing and they're playing like X rated quidditch.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What's the game? Is that? The game that they play?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I've never seen, never seen her write or Harry Potter, Graham,
you Jess is like all about Harry Potter apparently watch
that ship only.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Like spells on his like dog and stuff, and then
they're playing like quidditch naked is it called?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Sorry, Harry Potter owns.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But Graham, I thought you would be a Harry Potter Stan,
how would you gather that?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That gives me that vibe? Not at all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I've seen some of the Lord of the Rings, you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Know, but that's pretty nerdy.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, no, I'll agree, but like they're sort of like
different to me. They're different.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah about wizards, Yeah, I've never seen many of them.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Gann Off the Wizard, and I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm way more nerdy than Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They're like two different factions of nerdery.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think, okay, well, no, okay, so good.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Sorry nothing costume definitely the lingerie, and he like he's
super about it.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So he's like, hey, where are these, Like fool but
granny panties the thing for.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
These, No, not granny panties, lingerie like lacy stuff, cute colors,
so he won't necessarily buy it for me, like on
his own time. But like we have, I'm pretty sure
we've gone at least once like to Victoria's secret.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god, you're one of those. I'm pretty sure
boy shopping. Some of us are trying to shop.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Some of us need some actual underwear to.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Cover, and we don't. Don't make us part of our
sick fantasy.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, we did it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
We did that once and it wasn't It wasn't as
bad as I thought it was gonna be, because it
was like he definitely was like, okay, like, don't take
too long, because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Trying to be here bad for you, because that's your man.
But for everybody else, it's fucking awkward, like your husbands.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like I'm trying to like actually shot for under our.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
For my man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't need other men here.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Fucking Yeah, Selena's over there in the cheerleader section, like
kicking out the lacy pomp bombs.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Go aja, give me an a Oh sorry, what about you, Graham?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, I don't oh all that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, if my wife wants to. She has a thing
for like the school boy, you know, and I dressed
up as that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And then like carry plotter.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
She also has a thing for like uh sonic burger
worker and I come out.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
On the roller skates.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You requested things for her.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Not specifically, but like I'm a fan of like whatever
that you know she wanted to roll out Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I couldn't imagine the awkwardness of going shopping with her
because nobody should.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, put that on, babe, I can't. I'm not that
Ladies like that, dude, like you know it?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Look, you know it looks good on your bazoomers. Check
this out that I just found.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Like, no, that's not okay.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
What about what if she would you tell her that
you didn't like something if she, let's say, was wearing
one of those like old lady gowns like a moo
or whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
They call them with the bloomers, Yeah, like would you
say like no, but I you know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you wouldn't. You don't say anything, No you can't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You just get it off as fast as possible right
after so she doesn't wear it ever again.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Are you do you feel that way?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Like if you did come out lazy, if you did
come out and something like kind of lacey whatever, like
a special lingerie, you know, this is a special occasion
lingerie and then it just like comes off immediately or
your guys like no, no, no, no, like keep that hard on?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was the question like?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Like because in some instances, you know, it's just like okay, wow,
you put this thing on, then we can close fly
off and like what was the point it was on
there for two seconds?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Or or does your man want it to be worn
during I.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Think the point is to have at least some of
its still on.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But some of it comes off?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Or I don't know. I think it's just sometimes.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
We need help with all those buckles and straps and things.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
What is all that stuff?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What do I click this too? And then this gets
clipped over here? Nope, that doesn't go there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Which brings me to this because Jess, you have a
wedding night coming up in a couple of years. Nobody,
nobody knows when exactly have you given thought to the
wedding night lingerie?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Oh yeah, that's that's one of those nights where you
gotta dress it up.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I feel like it or do you fear? Does party?
You worry that it's not going to be special if
you do it all the time?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
No, because I think I I I don't think I've
done have I done white before? I don't think I've
done white before.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I never had any man.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Would show I haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Done white before, like as in white lingerie racist.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So I'm saving him.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I guess now I'm gonna save it for that night, because.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Does that Does that one have to be an extra
special like extra extra straps added.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
To it or something.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I think you have to wear a veil. I think
Kate fell asleep. Yeah, you gotta wear and you have
to wear the garter again. Yes, where do you stand
with like the garter ceremonies because some of those get
a little riscade. Does he need to put his head
under your dress and take the guard off with his teeth?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I think we probably will do that. That's such tradition,
you have to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We didn't do that, Hey, when couples don't, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Whyfore it's just fun.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And then like you want to be up there in
front of like your grandparents and little Obolita sitting over there,
and some dudes got his head under your dress and
he's like down there biting around and stuff. Yeah, he
just comes out with a teeth full of movement.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
One time I was hosting a wedding and it was
time for that, Like the guy going up under the
dress and getting the garter with his teeth, and he
lifted up the dress and he put his head under
and came back out two seconds later and like fanned
his face like it was stinking.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
But it was like a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But I would have been so fucking mad as a
Bride's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He had done that in front of.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Everybody, and you know that meant there was some stink there.
Every joke's got an element of truth in it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And everybody laughed and she laughed too, but she.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was really her Yeah, ran up after that. You know,
her stomach was in knots all day long.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Some people have a nervous stomach, you know the wedding days,
like a nerve wracking.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Isn't that so mean?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That mean?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But that's funny, But like what do you when they're
when you're doing that, isn't a lot of people are
catching a glimpse.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Of your No, because they don't really under kind of
like a blanket.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I feel like I've seen some things, like I've seen
too much, Like whoa they save that for you guys
in the wedding night Later I don't even see that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think it's funny. Okay, anyway, so you are going
to be doing that the garter thing or the maybe
you think so?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Graham and I we won't see it because we're busy
that day.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But the lingerie, Yeah, I'm here for it. I just
i'd probably go like cuter like, definitely spend more money
on that one than I usually do.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, cool, Okay, we have a couple to talk about.
Oh my god, I can't fucking talk. Why did in
my mouth just break right now?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You glitchhi, glitch?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, well we do have a couple of talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Good morning guys, without the haircut. This for the Wild
Thoughts podcast. What would you rather? But this is a
little bit different, more of a dilemma. All right, guys,
you have three doors in front of you. Door number
one has fifty million dollars, Door number two will save
the life of a terminally terminally ill child, and door
(10:57):
number three allows you to go back in time to
fix something that you regret or anything, just go back
in time. What do you choose? Oh, any guys, I
have to make this clothes, you know, Graham likes to
think outside the box. But if you pick door number
three to go back in time and use that door
to win the lottery or to get in some kind
(11:19):
of financial.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Up, what door do you choose?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And damn it he had that little addendum in there,
because Yeah, I was going to choose door number three.
Then I go back and tell myself, like, dude, you
should buy a bunch of bitcoin right.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now and then boom or here's the power ball numbers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, then back to the future and and be rich.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So that was going to be your pick, but you
can't use it for money.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Okay, thinking about financially, all right, we're going to go
around the room. We're starting with, Yes, which store are
you choosing?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Can I? Can I pick door number one and use
the money to save the child.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You're already dead?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Just you can use it for whatever you want, But
there's no guarantee that you're going to save them.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, that particular.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Kid, that particular kid, and you have to look at
him in the eyes when you open the other door,
and not theirs.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They're dead. But maybe you could use that money to
help other kids.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, I feel like my conscience would not allow me
to not so you're saving the kid.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, I'm taking the fifty million.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Me too. I'm going to number one.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You guys are heartless.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Hey, guys are parents.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You have children.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What if that was your behind that kid, I would
pick the kid obviously.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, but sky Daddy clearly chose the sorry kid. This
this ain't this life aim for you. That's up to
sky Daddy.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Now you do believe in sky Daddy.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
No, but like you do say if there was, Yeah,
sky Daddy clearly that was his choice.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And skydtty because you don't have fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Just too late.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You made that choice.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, I'll invite you to the big party.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I'm gonna throw to celebrate my newall of money, able.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
To live with myself.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's for me too. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
We have another talkback YEP Morning JVS show. This is
Adam from Gilroy. This talkbacks for the Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Have just look up. But women can do when they're constipated.
It's called splinting.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Have a look up.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
What the definition is have a good day by splinting?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why does it sound familiar?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know if I need just to look it
up and then describe it to me.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I feel like talked about this before years ago, because
I feel like I've heard I don't remember what it is,
but I've definitely heard the term before.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
But I mean, look, I'm in a full explanation on
my desk effective immediately, like right now, I need it?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Wait what?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
What do I look it up an urban dictionary because
the regular thing doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Just google it just type splinting constipation. I'm assuming that.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Get you there manually supporting or stabilizing the pelvic floor,
perineum or a vaginal wat to help with stool evacuation.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
So you're like, how do you do it?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
So you're like pushing on it. I need more details
because I'm confused. Like, also, I'm constipated, so I'd like
to know how.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So I think you like you put something in there.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wait, oh, just do you know how to read?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I'm not you guys didn't understand. I'm not sure she does.
It involves it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It involves applying pressure to the area to facilitate bowel movements,
often in conjunction.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh my god, it's putting your finger into your vadge
and you push on the wall between your vadge and
like and like the other you're knocking on that door
to help it like get out of there.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So you're pushing over there, like there's a turd in there,
ye and then like you.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Help push it down.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah, that's nice that you guys have an access point
to like reach in there.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, what would you guys do?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, you can't go inside your dick hole for that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You could try?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Allowed to say that on the wild thoughts?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, okay, okay, good anyway, So there's your homework.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
And I do not need this, Thank you very well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
She's constipated a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You could tell her, true, you could tell her about it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, but it's helpful if you have someone else reach
in there and do it for you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Do you guys have any who would you rather? I
don't Justin Baldoni or Ryan Reynolds? Justin Baldoni, Ryan Reynolds,
I'm going justin? Why are you going Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why is that a bad pick? Ryan Reynolds is a
handsome dude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't think Ryan Reynolds is not good looking.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
You guys don't think Ryan Reynolds is good looking? What
I gotta go?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You don't think Ryan Reynolds is.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Good looking, not really, and it's more of like the
personality that I just yeah, it's very icky.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh he's he's like a walking egg.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Have you never seen Van Wilder before? Okay, he's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He's not bad, but personality in the voice justin gives
me creeper vibes, like I think he's.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
What was the name of the movie that they're in
that all this comes from ends?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It ends with I was going to say The Last
of Us, but that's an HBO series. It ends about, Yeah,
he I watched that movie. He that was well cast.
He seems like he's that creeper.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't know, and I can't imagine doing Deadpool.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I've never seen Deadpool.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, well maybe you should.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm just saying, have you ever seen Van Wilder?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
No, you guys have never seen the movie Van Wilder.
Can you go watch That's fucking hilarious. They jerk off
a dog inside of a donut and trick.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
In two thousand and two.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Go watch it. It's it withstands the test of time.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
It's a great movie. It's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Not watching that, Okay, who would you rather Todd or
Julie christly Ew.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Which one's the guy?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Todd?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They look the same, don't they look fine?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I'll do Julius, I'm going Julie's.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This is so super all right, let's get out of here.
Wild thoughts. Here we are? Was it last week? We
didn't do one.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, it was a week before that, two weeks ago.
Oh okay, well again that was Jess's fault. So so
we are.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well I thought this was back here question for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I guess the room. Okay, So, Kylie Jenner, you know
how she was traveling with Timothy Charalamagne. She was going
to all the next games and on the road, and
they just obsessed with Knicks fans, and she was weary
the colors, obviously to support her man's team. She was
just in the blue and she's in the orange. She
posted a picture of the inside of her suitcase while
they were traveling, and there was even a blue and
orange bra in there. Wow, Jess, your man obsessed the football?
(00:41):
Are you wearing New York Giants colored underwear and lingerie
for him during football season?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Like blue and red?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I wear blue and red just because I liked the colors.
But I thought you were going to say with the
team logo on it, and I didn't know that they
made any I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Have to love it, but even better I would if
you can find that, I would wear it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And he wants you to paint your face.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, body paint too, he's a body paint Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I mean, if it's an activity, can we do the
activity together, the painting together.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, he's too busy watching football.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Just show up with a G painted on your chest
for Giants, of course, New York.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Giants, and then he'll be like, get out of the
way and trying to watch the game. I don't care
about your underwear.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Excuse me, broad don't care about the blue red?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Would you?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's stupid? Well why not?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't know, have your me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't think he cares that much.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Let me ask this because this is a safe space
the Wild Thoughts Podcast. Have either of your man's ever
come to you and asked for a specific like something
for you to wear in the bedroom? Of course, because
this is Wild Thoughts, Like, Hey, I really like the
look of whatever this is. I've always had a like
(01:56):
hot school teacher. Can you wear the school teacher outfit?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, he's never really picked anything out or requested anything.
He's only just like pushed me in the general direction
of like something.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like cheerleader and like you're in the bedroom with the
pomp bombs like go a j happened? That's what I'm
envisioning and it's hysterical for me. Wait wait, wait, we're
not done with you. He's pushed you in the general direction.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Of like what of like just something sexier, like he
likes the lingerie, but he hasn't been like, h look
what I got for you to try on, or he
had to like pick something specific out.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I mean, it wasn't a specific style of lingerie with
like a whole bunch of like I want like the
ones with the twenty different buckles in those Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, but I know, but he likes red.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Oh all right, so there, okay, now we're hitting somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's the extent of that.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Just as your man ever explicitly said, like try I
want a hot nurse outfit.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
No costume, like, no dressing up like a fantasy characters.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
In the last one, I was picturing Selena as the
cheerleader go with the pump. In this one, I'm picturing
a jest dressed up as Harry Potter and that like
that's their thing and they're playing like X rated quidditch.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What's the game? Is that? The game that they play?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I've never seen, never seen her write or Harry Potter, Graham,
you Jess is like all about Harry Potter apparently watch
that ship only.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Like spells on his like dog and stuff, and then
they're playing like quidditch naked is it called?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Sorry, Harry Potter owns.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But Graham, I thought you would be a Harry Potter Stan,
how would you gather that?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That gives me that vibe? Not at all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I've seen some of the Lord of the Rings, you.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Know, but that's pretty nerdy.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, no, I'll agree, but like they're sort of like
different to me. They're different.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah about wizards, Yeah, I've never seen many of them.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Gann Off the Wizard, and I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm way more nerdy than Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They're like two different factions of nerdery.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think, okay, well, no, okay, so good.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Sorry nothing costume definitely the lingerie, and he like he's
super about it.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So he's like, hey, where are these, Like fool but
granny panties the thing for.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
These, No, not granny panties, lingerie like lacy stuff, cute colors,
so he won't necessarily buy it for me, like on
his own time. But like we have, I'm pretty sure
we've gone at least once like to Victoria's secret.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god, you're one of those. I'm pretty sure
boy shopping. Some of us are trying to shop.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Some of us need some actual underwear to.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Cover, and we don't. Don't make us part of our
sick fantasy.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, we did it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
We did that once and it wasn't It wasn't as
bad as I thought it was gonna be, because it
was like he definitely was like, okay, like, don't take
too long, because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Trying to be here bad for you, because that's your man.
But for everybody else, it's fucking awkward, like your husbands.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like I'm trying to like actually shot for under our.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
For my man.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't need other men here.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Fucking Yeah, Selena's over there in the cheerleader section, like
kicking out the lacy pomp bombs.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Go aja, give me an a Oh sorry, what about you, Graham?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, I don't oh all that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, if my wife wants to. She has a thing
for like the school boy, you know, and I dressed
up as that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And then like carry plotter.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
She also has a thing for like uh sonic burger
worker and I come out.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
On the roller skates.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You requested things for her.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Not specifically, but like I'm a fan of like whatever
that you know she wanted to roll out Like yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I couldn't imagine the awkwardness of going shopping with her
because nobody should.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, put that on, babe, I can't. I'm not that
Ladies like that, dude, like you know it?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Look, you know it looks good on your bazoomers. Check
this out that I just found.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Like, no, that's not okay.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
What about what if she would you tell her that
you didn't like something if she, let's say, was wearing
one of those like old lady gowns like a moo
or whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
They call them with the bloomers, Yeah, like would you
say like no, but I you know, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you wouldn't. You don't say anything, No you can't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You just get it off as fast as possible right
after so she doesn't wear it ever again.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Are you do you feel that way?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Like if you did come out lazy, if you did
come out and something like kind of lacey whatever, like
a special lingerie, you know, this is a special occasion
lingerie and then it just like comes off immediately or
your guys like no, no, no, no, like keep that hard on?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was the question like?
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Like because in some instances, you know, it's just like okay, wow,
you put this thing on, then we can close fly
off and like what was the point it was on
there for two seconds?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Or or does your man want it to be worn
during I.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Think the point is to have at least some of
its still on.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But some of it comes off?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Or I don't know. I think it's just sometimes.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
We need help with all those buckles and straps and things.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
What is all that stuff?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What do I click this too? And then this gets
clipped over here? Nope, that doesn't go there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Which brings me to this because Jess, you have a
wedding night coming up in a couple of years. Nobody,
nobody knows when exactly have you given thought to the
wedding night lingerie?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Oh yeah, that's that's one of those nights where you
gotta dress it up.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I feel like it or do you fear? Does party?
You worry that it's not going to be special if
you do it all the time?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
No, because I think I I I don't think I've
done have I done white before? I don't think I've
done white before.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I never had any man.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Would show I haven't.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Done white before, like as in white lingerie racist.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So I'm saving him.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I guess now I'm gonna save it for that night, because.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Does that Does that one have to be an extra
special like extra extra straps added.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
To it or something.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I think you have to wear a veil. I think
Kate fell asleep. Yeah, you gotta wear and you have
to wear the garter again. Yes, where do you stand
with like the garter ceremonies because some of those get
a little riscade. Does he need to put his head
under your dress and take the guard off with his teeth?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I think we probably will do that. That's such tradition,
you have to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We didn't do that, Hey, when couples don't, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Whyfore it's just fun.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And then like you want to be up there in
front of like your grandparents and little Obolita sitting over there,
and some dudes got his head under your dress and
he's like down there biting around and stuff. Yeah, he
just comes out with a teeth full of movement.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
One time I was hosting a wedding and it was
time for that, Like the guy going up under the
dress and getting the garter with his teeth, and he
lifted up the dress and he put his head under
and came back out two seconds later and like fanned
his face like it was stinking.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
But it was like a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But I would have been so fucking mad as a
Bride's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
He had done that in front of.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Everybody, and you know that meant there was some stink there.
Every joke's got an element of truth in it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
And everybody laughed and she laughed too, but she.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was really her Yeah, ran up after that. You know,
her stomach was in knots all day long.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Some people have a nervous stomach, you know the wedding days,
like a nerve wracking.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Isn't that so mean?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That mean?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But that's funny, But like what do you when they're
when you're doing that, isn't a lot of people are
catching a glimpse.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Of your No, because they don't really under kind of
like a blanket.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I feel like I've seen some things, like I've seen
too much, Like whoa they save that for you guys
in the wedding night Later I don't even see that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think it's funny. Okay, anyway, so you are going
to be doing that the garter thing or the maybe
you think so?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Graham and I we won't see it because we're busy
that day.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
But the lingerie, Yeah, I'm here for it. I just
i'd probably go like cuter like, definitely spend more money
on that one than I usually do.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, cool, Okay, we have a couple to talk about.
Oh my god, I can't fucking talk. Why did in
my mouth just break right now?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You glitchhi, glitch?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, well we do have a couple of talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Good morning guys, without the haircut. This for the Wild
Thoughts podcast. What would you rather? But this is a
little bit different, more of a dilemma. All right, guys,
you have three doors in front of you. Door number
one has fifty million dollars, Door number two will save
the life of a terminally terminally ill child, and door
(10:57):
number three allows you to go back in time to
fix something that you regret or anything, just go back
in time. What do you choose? Oh, any guys, I
have to make this clothes, you know, Graham likes to
think outside the box. But if you pick door number
three to go back in time and use that door
to win the lottery or to get in some kind
(11:19):
of financial.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Up, what door do you choose?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And damn it he had that little addendum in there,
because Yeah, I was going to choose door number three.
Then I go back and tell myself, like, dude, you
should buy a bunch of bitcoin right.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now and then boom or here's the power ball numbers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, then back to the future and and be rich.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So that was going to be your pick, but you
can't use it for money.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Okay, thinking about financially, all right, we're going to go
around the room. We're starting with, Yes, which store are
you choosing?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Can I? Can I pick door number one and use
the money to save the child.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You're already dead?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Just you can use it for whatever you want, But
there's no guarantee that you're going to save them.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, that particular.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Kid, that particular kid, and you have to look at
him in the eyes when you open the other door,
and not theirs.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
They're dead. But maybe you could use that money to
help other kids.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, I feel like my conscience would not allow me
to not so you're saving the kid.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, I'm taking the fifty million.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Me too. I'm going to number one.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You guys are heartless.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Hey, guys are parents.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You have children.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What if that was your behind that kid, I would
pick the kid obviously.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, but sky Daddy clearly chose the sorry kid. This
this ain't this life aim for you. That's up to
sky Daddy.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Now you do believe in sky Daddy.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
No, but like you do say if there was, Yeah,
sky Daddy clearly that was his choice.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Like, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And skydtty because you don't have fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Just too late.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You made that choice.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, I'll invite you to the big party.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I'm gonna throw to celebrate my newall of money, able.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
To live with myself.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
That's for me too. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
We have another talkback YEP Morning JVS show. This is
Adam from Gilroy. This talkbacks for the Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Have just look up. But women can do when they're constipated.
It's called splinting.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Have a look up.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
What the definition is have a good day by splinting?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why does it sound familiar?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know if I need just to look it
up and then describe it to me.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I feel like talked about this before years ago, because
I feel like I've heard I don't remember what it is,
but I've definitely heard the term before.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
But I mean, look, I'm in a full explanation on
my desk effective immediately, like right now, I need it?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Wait what?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
What do I look it up an urban dictionary because
the regular thing doesn't.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Just google it just type splinting constipation. I'm assuming that.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Get you there manually supporting or stabilizing the pelvic floor,
perineum or a vaginal wat to help with stool evacuation.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
So you're like, how do you do it?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
So you're like pushing on it. I need more details
because I'm confused. Like, also, I'm constipated, so I'd like
to know how.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So I think you like you put something in there.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wait, oh, just do you know how to read?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I'm not you guys didn't understand. I'm not sure she does.
It involves it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It involves applying pressure to the area to facilitate bowel movements,
often in conjunction.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh my god, it's putting your finger into your vadge
and you push on the wall between your vadge and
like and like the other you're knocking on that door
to help it like get out of there.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So you're pushing over there, like there's a turd in there,
ye and then like you.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Help push it down.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah, that's nice that you guys have an access point
to like reach in there.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, what would you guys do?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, you can't go inside your dick hole for that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You could try?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Allowed to say that on the wild thoughts?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, okay, okay, good anyway, So there's your homework.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
And I do not need this, Thank you very well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
She's constipated a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You could tell her, true, you could tell her about it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, but it's helpful if you have someone else reach
in there and do it for you.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Do you guys have any who would you rather? I
don't Justin Baldoni or Ryan Reynolds? Justin Baldoni, Ryan Reynolds,
I'm going justin? Why are you going Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Why is that a bad pick? Ryan Reynolds is a
handsome dude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I don't think Ryan Reynolds is not good looking.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
You guys don't think Ryan Reynolds is good looking? What
I gotta go?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You don't think Ryan Reynolds is.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Good looking, not really, and it's more of like the
personality that I just yeah, it's very icky.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh he's he's like a walking egg.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Have you never seen Van Wilder before? Okay, he's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
He's not bad, but personality in the voice justin gives
me creeper vibes, like I think he's.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
What was the name of the movie that they're in
that all this comes from ends?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It ends with I was going to say The Last
of Us, but that's an HBO series. It ends about, Yeah,
he I watched that movie. He that was well cast.
He seems like he's that creeper.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I don't know, and I can't imagine doing Deadpool.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I've never seen Deadpool.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, well maybe you should.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm just saying, have you ever seen Van Wilder?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
No, you guys have never seen the movie Van Wilder.
Can you go watch That's fucking hilarious. They jerk off
a dog inside of a donut and trick.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
In two thousand and two.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Go watch it. It's it withstands the test of time.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
It's a great movie. It's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Not watching that, Okay, who would you rather Todd or
Julie christly Ew.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Which one's the guy?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Todd?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
They look the same, don't they look fine?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I'll do Julius, I'm going Julie's.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This is so super all right, let's get out of here.
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