June 10, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's episode, it's story time! Graham shares a story about something one of his college friends did back in the day.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we're starting our Wild Thoughts podcast without jests because
she is still in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, stomach just said, she said, because she texted me
because I was like, where is she? And she texted
me from the bathroom and it is bad. She said.
It feels like somebody dropped a live grenade, rotten pineapple
what and it just eggs went off.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh my god, poor thing. Although I don't know if
I feel bad for at this point, because she does
it to herself, all that coffee in beans and broccoli
she brings in every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I know, it's like, why what are you doing for breakfast?
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Anyways, hopefully she'll be joining us at some point.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Whenever, but that one sounds like it's going to take
a while.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
To way, I think, So, Graham, what do you talk
about here?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, we got to go through this case because I
am absolutely stunned. I am shocked by this ruling or
I guess lack of a ruling and lack of any prosecution.
Listen to this. A teen baseball player who admitted this
is a sixteen year old admitted that he pissed in
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the opposing team's water jug. He let me just say
that again. He's a baseball player, sixteen years old. He
pissed in the opposing team's water jug, lifted the lid
on it, and admitted to peeing in there. Now, listen
to this. Some students on the other team they drank
from that contaminated jug. Now, he was initially charged with
(01:24):
fifteen different battery charges. Because I don't know if that's
how many different kids drank out of the fucking pissed jug.
He pissed into the jug and a whole bunch of
kids drank out of it. In the local district attorney's
office there, this is in New Mexico, has just ruled
it wasn't a crime.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now on some kind of technicality loophole. In New Mexico,
battery consists of unlawful touching of another person in a
rude manner, and this case, we don't have any touching
of another person. So the district attorney there, her name
is Jessica Martinez. She sounds really bright. She has dropped
all the church.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So maybe it's not battery, but it's definitely something else.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
How is this not against the law? I don't get it,
they say, quote New Mexico doesn't have a statute that
makes it criminal for someone to mess with someone else's
food or pea in a water bottle. While the act
is gross and not right, it's not morally right, it's
not a crime. In New Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know, every once in a while we'll hear about
some Siico who takes like home baked cupcakes to the school,
but they like gig in him.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do we hear about stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, but you know what I mean? Or they did
something stuff you imagine. No, but like that, like, yeah,
that's not battery. They didn't assault anyone, but that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It has to be a crime. Jess, thank you for
joining us. How's your stomach thoughts and prayer is good?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, like you guys probably mentioned.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, it sounds like someone's guilty of being a bathroom
The person brought.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Up firsts stage to knowing the about Okay, now I
got to recap the story for Jess, because this will
make your stomach. You may send you running to the
bathroom again. Hey, listen to this sixteen year old kid
in New Mexico plays baseball, right, He admitted that he
took a piss in the other team's water bucket, their
water container, their water jug, and crime and a bunch
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of the kids on the other team drank that water
filled with his piss. All charges have been dropped because
he was charged with fifteen counts of battery. But in
New Mexico battery you have to actually like batter someone
and touch them. It doesn't matter that you've peed in
their water jug and they've dropped all the charges.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This little fucker admitted it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I want the fucking death penalty if I drank this
little fucker's piss. I want him facing the death penalty.
And they can't figure out and backwards ass New Mexico
one charge that they can slap on this little fucker.
He's got to be charged with a hate crime or
terror is or something. You pissed in a water jug
and a bunch of kids drank it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's disgusting that what is going on in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You could just hawk a loog into somebody's burger and
serve it to them if you don't like them, and
no big deal, and there's no charges that can be
filed there because you didn't actually batter them. Hello, being
so bad it has to be some other law that
applies to this, right, you guys, Have you, guys, ever
messed with anyone's food or anything like that before? Not
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pissed in the water, not pissed in the team's water jug.
But like, no, I haven't never done anything other than
that time you dropped your bloody band aid into a
bunch of strawberries that you were serving to some veterans.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that was an accident though, did you did you
that was not on purpose? That wasn't take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
They couldn't find it. They couldn't it served. Yeah, right,
you told me it was served. You never saw it again.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, I took the band aid out and then served
the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I lost the band aid. I'm sure before in the
ice bucket, you know, when you're bartending, because like you're
scooping ice so fast. I'm sure like some dropped in there.
I'm sure I've also like cut my hand in that
ice pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Jess, you've never done anything, not intentionally, but probably.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, mine was an accident too, But I'm sure I've
dropped the hair or two in there from my head. Yeah,
it's not pubes. She had to make sure to clarify,
not pubes. She wasn't dropping pubesh.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, this one time in college. You guys, this is gross.
I don't know if I ever told the story, but
it's gross. But it's a good thing. It's in We're
in the Wild Thoughts podcast, a safe space, right.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I didn't do it to my roommates my sophomore year
of college. I live with ten guys in one house,
five bedroom house or ten of us. Everybody shared a room.
Ten dudes in one house.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So dirty, like the house must have just been filthy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The floors were sticky, like it was gross, but like
from time to time we'd all collectively clean it up,
namely after we'd have like a huge party. That was
just a big party house. We used to throw parties
there all the time. Anyways, to my roommates, I can't
remember what they were like, upset with each other about
their beefing about something. Well, one of them, Darren, he's
(06:01):
not listening. Darren took Carrie's toothbrush and stuck it in
his ass, like legit, the bristol end, Yes, legit stuck
it in his ass and put it back in his toothbrush holder,
like legit.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Wait did he He did he put it in there
himself or somebody else do it for him?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He did himself. He like went back there and just
like Bristol end, I.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Would actually murder someone if they did that to my toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So I don't know. Okay. So then so we're like
having it's like I remember it was late night, like
parties kind of went any of you.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Question this, like hold on, like you were a little
too comfortable doing that with yourself. Have you done this before? No?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean he's not like he wasn't like jamming it
up the hole. He's just like getting it gross.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And then.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, so it's like late it's late night, right, and
like parties winding it down. Carrie, who's upstairs hook it
up with some chick? I don't know. Earlier in the
night someone had told him, like, dude, Darren, fuck with
your toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Carry is a guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Carryes a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I carry a girl.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
His nickname is Begel. We used to call him Bagel.
It's easier for the sake of the story for me
just call him Bagel. I never called him carry. So
Bagel is upstairs, he's hooking up with his chick. Right,
and she was not attractive, by the way, but neither
is Bagel. So it's just like whenever they're like, okay,
someone had told him that Darren like, don't use your toothbrush,
Darren fuck with it. So I don't know that Carrie
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ever Begel ever like use that the asshole toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my god, I cannot.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
With a chick. So suddenly he comes. So he comes downstairs.
We're like sitting around, Darren sitting on the couch. Bagel
reaches into his pants, pulls off the condom that he
was wearing and it's you know, used at this point,
and throws it at Darren and it hid, it landed,
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it blattered, sat right on him. Two of the grossest,
most vile things done to you. They were in like
a real feud there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh my god, that is so gross.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Spot after that, but like you also deserved if you
like you like put your put somebody else's toothbrush like
in your butt.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But that was two of the house you lived in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, oh it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I cannot imagine. What if like when the condom went
splat on his chest.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
This is gross, This is too gross.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hold on, what if like some of it would have
splatted and he was like mid sentence, his mouth's open
and he like catches something.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
All I have to say in New Mexico, this doesn't
apply as battery because like, but where was this since
Santa Barbara?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It should be battery, It should be something.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm saying, it should be something if either of those
dudes had done that to me, Like it's that that's
a fight, Like you're fighting them, you're knocking them out.
I mean they still remained very close friends to this.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Stay my god, I've never talked.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
To you again. And that bizarre, Like isn't that guy
is weird? We did like some gross stuff, like I
probably have like a million of those stories. That one
like sticks out in my mind because like he went
hands down his pants and like what what like what
is he doing? And then right at him and it
hit him. It was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You're gross.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was the one that did it with them. And
I'm sure you, like you were involved in other stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You never did any gross stuff, not like that. Maybe
not that gross, but like a little bit gross.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm sure. Well, I was living in one house. We
did all kinds of story.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Give me another story. I have to think about it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But that was a good that one king mine. Have
I not told them? I feel like i've told that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I've never heard that. Why did they call him Bagel?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I want to hear that Storyel.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Did he know his name was? Everyone had a nickname
in that house. Yeah, they're hysterical, just g Ram, I
think Ram. Yeah, but everyone had like we had. Well,
Darren's nickname was Triple B and uh, why well because
he used to refer to refer to himself as big
brown and beautiful and we were like, oh, triple B,
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Triple B. Sometimes we call him Shrek too because he
he didn't like that nickname. He like Triple Be. But
I think we had p Dang the Persian Danglar, because
he's from Iran. And then one time I've told that story.
We were playing strip poker one time and we were
all cheating and these girls are where they're taking their
clothes off. Well, my buddy Bobby, the Persian Dangler, he
doesn't know that we're all cheating, and so he's getting
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naked and then he was running out. He lost all
his clothes and so the girls are like, well, now
what I guess he has to stand up and do
some jumping jacks.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh yeah, you know that's so great.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He got the nickname the Persian Danglar. I did I
turned away from that?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You watch?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah? No, I probably watched.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All of talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
For today's Wild Thoughts. This is Joey from San Jose
for the Wild Thoughts podcast. Who would you rather do?
Mama June or sugar Bear? Mama June or sugar Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I forgot how sugar Bear looks.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What's a sugar bear?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah that's Mama June's husband.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Let me look up sugar Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know what he looks like these days.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Not good?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Are we talking Mama June like post like how she looks?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It doesn't matter. I'm picking sugar Bear.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean, I'm picking Mama June. I guess who are
you picking?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Just?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I can't with either of them? Okay, he's uh yeah,
he's pick one. I'm gonna pick sugar Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think have we done Walton Goggins or Benny Blanco?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Pick Onegins? Yeah me too?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What about Blanco?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Cleveland Steamer? Cleveland Steamer?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh my god, this is so disgusting. I honestly think
we're going to get fired over these.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, bring attention to it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm not, I'm not, but I don't know. Jess is
kind of a snitch.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, how do we clean it up? Do you have
to go back and bleep it all?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ain't nobody got time for that?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Just you can you guys just stop being so gross
with the talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh, Jess was about to blame it on me. I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I was gonna blame it on you too.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I didn't do it. I did regale you with
the story for my college days.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was great. Thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All Right, we're out.
So we're starting our Wild Thoughts podcast without jests because
she is still in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, stomach just said, she said, because she texted me
because I was like, where is she? And she texted
me from the bathroom and it is bad. She said.
It feels like somebody dropped a live grenade, rotten pineapple
what and it just eggs went off.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh my god, poor thing. Although I don't know if
I feel bad for at this point, because she does
it to herself, all that coffee in beans and broccoli
she brings in every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I know, it's like, why what are you doing for breakfast?
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Anyways, hopefully she'll be joining us at some point.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Whenever, but that one sounds like it's going to take
a while.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
To way, I think, So, Graham, what do you talk
about here?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, we got to go through this case because I
am absolutely stunned. I am shocked by this ruling or
I guess lack of a ruling and lack of any prosecution.
Listen to this. A teen baseball player who admitted this
is a sixteen year old admitted that he pissed in
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the opposing team's water jug. He let me just say
that again. He's a baseball player, sixteen years old. He
pissed in the opposing team's water jug, lifted the lid
on it, and admitted to peeing in there. Now, listen
to this. Some students on the other team they drank
from that contaminated jug. Now, he was initially charged with
(01:24):
fifteen different battery charges. Because I don't know if that's
how many different kids drank out of the fucking pissed jug.
He pissed into the jug and a whole bunch of
kids drank out of it. In the local district attorney's
office there, this is in New Mexico, has just ruled
it wasn't a crime.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now on some kind of technicality loophole. In New Mexico,
battery consists of unlawful touching of another person in a
rude manner, and this case, we don't have any touching
of another person. So the district attorney there, her name
is Jessica Martinez. She sounds really bright. She has dropped
all the church.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So maybe it's not battery, but it's definitely something else.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
How is this not against the law? I don't get it,
they say, quote New Mexico doesn't have a statute that
makes it criminal for someone to mess with someone else's
food or pea in a water bottle. While the act
is gross and not right, it's not morally right, it's
not a crime. In New Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know, every once in a while we'll hear about
some Siico who takes like home baked cupcakes to the school,
but they like gig in him.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do we hear about stuff like that?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, but you know what I mean? Or they did
something stuff you imagine. No, but like that, like, yeah,
that's not battery. They didn't assault anyone, but that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It has to be a crime. Jess, thank you for
joining us. How's your stomach thoughts and prayer is good?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, like you guys probably mentioned.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, it sounds like someone's guilty of being a bathroom
The person brought.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Up firsts stage to knowing the about Okay, now I
got to recap the story for Jess, because this will
make your stomach. You may send you running to the
bathroom again. Hey, listen to this sixteen year old kid
in New Mexico plays baseball, right, He admitted that he
took a piss in the other team's water bucket, their
water container, their water jug, and crime and a bunch
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of the kids on the other team drank that water
filled with his piss. All charges have been dropped because
he was charged with fifteen counts of battery. But in
New Mexico battery you have to actually like batter someone
and touch them. It doesn't matter that you've peed in
their water jug and they've dropped all the charges.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This little fucker admitted it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I want the fucking death penalty if I drank this
little fucker's piss. I want him facing the death penalty.
And they can't figure out and backwards ass New Mexico
one charge that they can slap on this little fucker.
He's got to be charged with a hate crime or
terror is or something. You pissed in a water jug
and a bunch of kids drank it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's disgusting that what is going on in New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You could just hawk a loog into somebody's burger and
serve it to them if you don't like them, and
no big deal, and there's no charges that can be
filed there because you didn't actually batter them. Hello, being
so bad it has to be some other law that
applies to this, right, you guys, Have you, guys, ever
messed with anyone's food or anything like that before? Not
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pissed in the water, not pissed in the team's water jug.
But like, no, I haven't never done anything other than
that time you dropped your bloody band aid into a
bunch of strawberries that you were serving to some veterans.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, that was an accident though, did you did you
that was not on purpose? That wasn't take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
They couldn't find it. They couldn't it served. Yeah, right,
you told me it was served. You never saw it again.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, I took the band aid out and then served
the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I lost the band aid. I'm sure before in the
ice bucket, you know, when you're bartending, because like you're
scooping ice so fast. I'm sure like some dropped in there.
I'm sure I've also like cut my hand in that
ice pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Jess, you've never done anything, not intentionally, but probably.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, mine was an accident too, But I'm sure I've
dropped the hair or two in there from my head. Yeah,
it's not pubes. She had to make sure to clarify,
not pubes. She wasn't dropping pubesh.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, this one time in college. You guys, this is gross.
I don't know if I ever told the story, but
it's gross. But it's a good thing. It's in We're
in the Wild Thoughts podcast, a safe space, right.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I didn't do it to my roommates my sophomore year
of college. I live with ten guys in one house,
five bedroom house or ten of us. Everybody shared a room.
Ten dudes in one house.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So dirty, like the house must have just been filthy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The floors were sticky, like it was gross, but like
from time to time we'd all collectively clean it up,
namely after we'd have like a huge party. That was
just a big party house. We used to throw parties
there all the time. Anyways, to my roommates, I can't
remember what they were like, upset with each other about
their beefing about something. Well, one of them, Darren, he's
(06:01):
not listening. Darren took Carrie's toothbrush and stuck it in
his ass, like legit, the bristol end, Yes, legit stuck
it in his ass and put it back in his toothbrush holder,
like legit.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Wait did he He did he put it in there
himself or somebody else do it for him?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He did himself. He like went back there and just
like Bristol end, I.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Would actually murder someone if they did that to my toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So I don't know. Okay. So then so we're like
having it's like I remember it was late night, like
parties kind of went any of you.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Question this, like hold on, like you were a little
too comfortable doing that with yourself. Have you done this before? No?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean he's not like he wasn't like jamming it
up the hole. He's just like getting it gross.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And then.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, so it's like late it's late night, right, and
like parties winding it down. Carrie, who's upstairs hook it
up with some chick? I don't know. Earlier in the
night someone had told him, like, dude, Darren, fuck with
your toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Carry is a guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Carryes a guy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I carry a girl.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
His nickname is Begel. We used to call him Bagel.
It's easier for the sake of the story for me
just call him Bagel. I never called him carry. So
Bagel is upstairs, he's hooking up with his chick. Right,
and she was not attractive, by the way, but neither
is Bagel. So it's just like whenever they're like, okay,
someone had told him that Darren like, don't use your toothbrush,
Darren fuck with it. So I don't know that Carrie
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ever Begel ever like use that the asshole toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my god, I cannot.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
With a chick. So suddenly he comes. So he comes downstairs.
We're like sitting around, Darren sitting on the couch. Bagel
reaches into his pants, pulls off the condom that he
was wearing and it's you know, used at this point,
and throws it at Darren and it hid, it landed,
(07:56):
it blattered, sat right on him. Two of the grossest,
most vile things done to you. They were in like
a real feud there.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh my god, that is so gross.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Spot after that, but like you also deserved if you
like you like put your put somebody else's toothbrush like
in your butt.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
But that was two of the house you lived in.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, oh it's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I cannot imagine. What if like when the condom went
splat on his chest.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
This is gross, This is too gross.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hold on, what if like some of it would have
splatted and he was like mid sentence, his mouth's open
and he like catches something.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
All I have to say in New Mexico, this doesn't
apply as battery because like, but where was this since
Santa Barbara?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It should be battery, It should be something.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm saying, it should be something if either of those
dudes had done that to me, Like it's that that's
a fight, Like you're fighting them, you're knocking them out.
I mean they still remained very close friends to this.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Stay my god, I've never talked.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
To you again. And that bizarre, Like isn't that guy
is weird? We did like some gross stuff, like I
probably have like a million of those stories. That one
like sticks out in my mind because like he went
hands down his pants and like what what like what
is he doing? And then right at him and it
hit him. It was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You're gross.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was the one that did it with them. And
I'm sure you, like you were involved in other stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You never did any gross stuff, not like that. Maybe
not that gross, but like a little bit gross.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm sure. Well, I was living in one house. We
did all kinds of story.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Give me another story. I have to think about it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But that was a good that one king mine. Have
I not told them? I feel like i've told that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I've never heard that. Why did they call him Bagel?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I want to hear that Storyel.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Did he know his name was? Everyone had a nickname
in that house. Yeah, they're hysterical, just g Ram, I
think Ram. Yeah, but everyone had like we had. Well,
Darren's nickname was Triple B and uh, why well because
he used to refer to refer to himself as big
brown and beautiful and we were like, oh, triple B,
(10:07):
Triple B. Sometimes we call him Shrek too because he
he didn't like that nickname. He like Triple Be. But
I think we had p Dang the Persian Danglar, because
he's from Iran. And then one time I've told that story.
We were playing strip poker one time and we were
all cheating and these girls are where they're taking their
clothes off. Well, my buddy Bobby, the Persian Dangler, he
doesn't know that we're all cheating, and so he's getting
(10:30):
naked and then he was running out. He lost all
his clothes and so the girls are like, well, now
what I guess he has to stand up and do
some jumping jacks.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh yeah, you know that's so great.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He got the nickname the Persian Danglar. I did I
turned away from that?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You watch?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah? No, I probably watched.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All of talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
For today's Wild Thoughts. This is Joey from San Jose
for the Wild Thoughts podcast. Who would you rather do?
Mama June or sugar Bear? Mama June or sugar Bear?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I forgot how sugar Bear looks.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What's a sugar bear?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah that's Mama June's husband.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Let me look up sugar Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know what he looks like these days.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Not good?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Are we talking Mama June like post like how she looks?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It doesn't matter. I'm picking sugar Bear.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean, I'm picking Mama June. I guess who are
you picking?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Just?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I can't with either of them? Okay, he's uh yeah,
he's pick one. I'm gonna pick sugar Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think have we done Walton Goggins or Benny Blanco?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Pick Onegins? Yeah me too?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What about Blanco?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Cleveland Steamer? Cleveland Steamer?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh my god, this is so disgusting. I honestly think
we're going to get fired over these.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, bring attention to it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm not, I'm not, but I don't know. Jess is
kind of a snitch.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, how do we clean it up? Do you have
to go back and bleep it all?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Ain't nobody got time for that?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Just you can you guys just stop being so gross
with the talkbacks.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh, Jess was about to blame it on me. I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I was gonna blame it on you too.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I didn't do it. I did regale you with
the story for my college days.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was great. Thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All Right, we're out.
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