December 2, 2025 • 15 mins
On this week's Wild Thoughts we get a long overdue update on Chidi's dating life!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, this is a special edition of Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What makes it so special? Just all right, very special, honored.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And well good because we ask some questions for each other.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, you're not going to skate.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Through this, but first talk back.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning, Jab crew, Emilia, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving. Every one I
ever told you guys. When you guys aren't live and
you guys pre record, you guys.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Sound totally different.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Explain it, but it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's how you know you're not live. And second of all, God,
the Raiders suck. Have good day, all right, A couple
of things.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, the Raiders are that's our Buddysito, he's a diehard
Raiders fan.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh, and yeah, the Raiders are terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
To answer his question about have we noticed that we
sound different when pre record a show, there is an
explanation for that, do people want to Selena? Basically, like
the podcast of a normal show is a recording of
what's being broadcast out over the air. So it's like,
this is what has been broadcast on the air. When
(01:09):
we have to pre record a show, it can't be
that same recording. That's broadcast out in the air, because
it hasn't broadcast out on the air yet. That's sort
of the long and short of it. So there is
a there is a sound difference there, right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I hope that answers your question.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But the detectives said, those with the keen ear, it
does sound.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It does sound a little.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Different, yes, but also I mean, hey, aren't we allowed
to holidays off with our families to no, give us
a break.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It was nice having that extra day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Now it's a cheaty o um. Any sacks linging been
going on?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
No, not the moment. I have been thinking about texting him.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like, okay, let's recap who sacks linger is.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's just some dude that came to her house and
just like busted nuts all.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Over the walls.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
The way to Sacramento. That's why he was called the
sack slinger, and he because of his other sack.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
But we turned out it's not in Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And remember the first way wait, I'm just now, I
assumed it was because he was slinging his sack all
over town.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's what I assumed too, And then she said, no,
it's because because he's from Sack. So the sack slinger.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The entire time we've been saying that nickname, I had
no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She literally explained that when she came up with a
nickname when told us the first day.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't remember that because I was picturing some dude
just like slinging his sack all over the walls, and you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Know that's what was happening, you know, and this guy,
I mean going down in history because do you remember
what was it for? Four round?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah? See, he was slinging it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah. Anyway, so you don't talk to him anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, And I've been waiting for him to text me
back because for a while he was texting me, but
it was like when I couldn't come over there.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But now he's just like kind of goes to me.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Low key, but you're considering hitting him back up? Yeah,
when my family is that an hand to your house?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
His family. Her family is going to be out of town.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, But there's just something about like inviting a guy
to your space, Like I don't want him to be
in my.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Space seriously, and he's just it. But he's just like
blasting the walls and like the chairs and the I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's not it's going to come in with the black light.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, but she's still gonna sit on that chair. And
you know that it's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
They do it all the time at hotels. We you know,
sit on the bed and chairs there.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, don't turn a black light on in there, GDI,
would it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let's say sack Slinger has like moved on and as
a committee is in now slinging exclusively in a committed relationship.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Would that bug you?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Not?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Really?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I think I think he might be in one, just
because he hasn't texted me.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
In a while. Oh and he's not really doing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Anything emptied anymore. He's like I already got someone empty
it for it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That would be a sad day. So when does your
family go out of town?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
December twenty second it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh wait, they're just leaving Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, me and my other my other cousin.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You guys are going to be alone.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Well, he's saying at the Fairfield House, I'm singing Dixon
by myself.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Alone on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, party in Dixon.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That makes me so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Are you going to get any Dixon?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's what I'm trying Dixon ware.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Inside in Dixon, your house.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
While they're away, I'm trying to but not at my
house going to their house.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
In Dixon.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But back to the question, because it sounded like you
said it would be a sad day if sack Slinger
has in fact moved on, like, hey, I got some needs.
I need my bell rung real quick, and then he's like, no,
I can't talk to you anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm in a committed relationship. That would sting a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I mean, not because he's in a committed relationship, just
because like that is no longer available to me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh, the party wouldn't be like why the fuck do
you get to be in a committed relationship and no
one's with me yet? Do you think so? You think
it's a cat She would understand why somebody would want
to be with him.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
No, I mean I don't really see that side of
him that other people you saw.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
The other side, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
A lot different. You've seen a lot of different.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You know what four rounds is a lie? I would
miss that like that girl's lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh I don't have time for that either. I need
to go to sleep. Uh, let me ask this chet
if if he did hit you up and was like, hey,
I am seeing someone right now, but she's out of
town over the holidays right now, Like what do you care?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You don't know her?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, okay, so you wouldn't be like the side no
sex lung, you wouldn't be the side Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Been aside shaped? No?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Well, actually there was one time where but he was
playing me. I didn't know like he was talking. He
was like messing with other girl and then I was
like the second one and I didn't realize that to.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Like you scratch your eyes out.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
No, he posted.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
His girlfriend yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Hide it no, like no, and I confessed about it.
He's like, we're not dating, so you don't have to
worry about anything. I was like, I would like to
know if you're dating somebody, because I don't want to
be that side chick.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He didn't even want to post his original chick because
he knew it'd blow up his spot with all his
side chicks like gd oh he didn't care.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know her birthday and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's when the chick made him do a post like
you haven't posted me you don't post me. You need
to post me for your birthday. And then he's like,
damn it, I'm gonna blow up.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I would have blocked people.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh yeah, okay, so no action for you yet.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Maybe are you on the dating apps at all?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean, I'm on them, but I haven't been swiping
a way.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I read this article yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It was in Newsweek. You guys, this is some real
hard hitting journalism, apparently, and they said Today's modern woman.
Her biggest gripe with dating apps and the whole dating
app culture is that guys put in zero effort into it,
never update their profiles, whereas the ladies are like putting
new pictures and like updated, fuck updating things on there,
(07:11):
and guys just post had the same picture they signed
up with ten years ago and they put no effort
into it at all.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is that I don't know? This is just what Newsweek said,
But I was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Curious to ask you because you are the only JBI
show member that is on the apps.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You update, that's something you noticed.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I update.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
But when I was like, when I was on the apps,
it looked like some people, like some guys, pictures were
like from like twenty ten or like twenty fifteen. Like
you know, they had like the old iPhone. It's kind
of blurry the pictures. They haven't updated it in a
long time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wow, And they're just out there smashing backs with their
old picture because like who cares.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Also there's like some who have like literally no pictures.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It's just like a black, black screenshot or black picture
and they just upload it like four times.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
And then just have like who's going to match with somebody.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I had to be on Love is Blind. I'm trying
to smash a hot piece.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my god, no effort. Maybe me and my sisters
are recently talking about how hard it is for guys
to get matches and like with like with us, it's
so fucking easy, Like you just get likes and swipes
all day long. You're constant you have a vagina, You're
constantly getting notifications. Why.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I know they're just trying to but I.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Was like, damn, I'm gonna suck to be a guy,
and like you have to actually work for like a
swipe and then a day at least they can to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but I also think it is think about like
put yourself on a guy's shoes, because one you've got to.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Like his picture and not think he's creepy.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Then you have to because I know how judge you
ladies are on the first message, the opening message, and
like how'd you sleep last night? You know, like, so
guys have to put some effort into the first message,
and that there are a good number of steps where
ladies you just sit back and like I have a vagina,
so come to me.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well yeah, but I mean it's like in terms of
like attractiveness, like we just get so much more I
don't know, matches, like matches, we don't even want matches,
we don't even see. We get so many guys just
like thirsty.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Though the wall and hope it sticks right, Like you're
just spraying and praying, right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So gross.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They're just spraying and praying because like you cast a
white enough net, eventually you're going to get fish in there, right,
Whereas you ladies are like, oh oh no, I don't
want to know who does that guy think he is?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No that we can be That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You sit there and get to be selective, whereas guys
they gotta spray and pray.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, So really it's not even about how we look.
They're just they're liking everything.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, they're just hoping for anyone with the pulse.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, sometimes not even things.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Guys like the ones that don't bulls. That's sick and
gross disgusting.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So does a sax linger just when it comes over
to your house over the holidays. This is the hypothetical.
Is he just gonna like spray and pray all over
the walls.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's just like you're going to his house.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm going to his house, but he doesn't spray in
the wall. Yeah, it was so grown.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Why why did you make that hand motion? She made
like a like it's flying through the air and splatting motion.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
That's the way it seems like when you say spray
and whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's what I envision.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I was talking about spraying hair.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Spray us sicko and then praying that his hair looks
great when you're oh.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Why he doesn't have hair?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
No, he's black.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
He is like short, like a not a buzz cup,
but like a waves got it?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, don't you still need some uh, go ahead ahead,
some product?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I guess, yeah, but not here spray?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, dude, what do you use in your hair?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Jel The same gel that you use, Selena. We've been
over this.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We use this. You don't put any hairspray there, hairspray?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What brought him right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That that part was a joke. But no, I'm not
a fourteen year old girl. I don't use hairspray. I
use the same.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yellow jel.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, I use the same exact gel that Selena used,
which is super weird.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, that's only kind of works.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's last foreverything. I mean that thing. I've had the
same one since twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Why it doesn't go bad?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you? I know you probably don't care so much
about this, but I told Cheety this earlier. Do you
know who blue Face is?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean, I know the name. I could not pick
this person out of a lineup if you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Saw him lately? Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, is his face actually blueene?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's worse. Oh, his face is worse.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
What happened to it?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
He got a lot of tattoos. Oh yeah, And you
think post malone is bad, this guy is ten times worse. Anyways,
do you know who Adam twenty two is?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god? He so you don't know his wife
leaded the plug? No?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I mean that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I gues does this sound like Graham? Herbert Knows who?
Adam Who? Adam twenty two, Blue Face and some chick.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The Plug Adam twenty two. He hosts a really popular podcast,
the No Jumper Podcast. He've talked about it before. His
wife is an adult film star, and he is totally
fine with like, you know, guys lining up to do her,
you know, on camera, and one of them he watches
it too. Some of them have even been like like
(12:18):
people that he's friendly with. And so all these guys
just like taking turns with his wife, right. And blue
Face recently posted a video saying that he wanted next
and Lena and Adam twenty two accepted his challenge, and
Lena was like, you got two weeks to go get tested,
get your stamina up. Yeah, take a shower because it
looks like you don't. And then oh and then Adam
(12:40):
has to sit in the corner and be able to
watch us.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh my god, that's the weirdest weird.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's a very diddy like that's like a kink to people, though,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
But why, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't wrap my head around that one, like there's
something you have something.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Isn't there something wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
If you're cool with other people hooking up with your person,
I'm not cool with that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't know where I was going with us. I
just had to tell somebody, Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm just looking at pictures of Adam twenty two. He's
got some unfortunate tattoos as well.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh yeah, and his wife is hot. His wife is
really hot. Do you see his wife there?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I mean, I've just questioned everything when he sees people
and you tell me that they're down to do all that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Stuffy yeah, very weird dynamics.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I don't want to sit on the couch in their house.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
She comes in his podcast or and just like talks
about all of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And the guy that that they bring into film with
his wife, they're like huge, like muscular men. And there's
a little Adam twenty two. Sure you can have my wife.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So weird, weird, weird. Did he get a hair transplant
in Turkey?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's just that's what Google images. That's really Google images.
See there's one with all his hair people.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh wow, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't know if that's real or not, but it
looks like it looks believable.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Weird, All right, you guys are weird. Gross.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Any gross things you'd like to share in our Wild
Thoughts podcast GEI, oh no, nothing that's been on your mind.
No questions, comments, concerns. We got weird rashes?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
No, no, no, weird.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We got one more talkback that uh, somebody left for us.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Not really gross.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
She is sometimes DVS show.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
This is a mirror from Utah. It's snowed on Spunday,
so that's crazy. But I just have to say, you guys,
You guys are clever. Because I went to work on Wednesday.
I was listening for about ten minutes my way to
work and didn't get a chance to listen for the
rest of the show, but I would have realized the
(14:50):
show was reported. You guys scanned me and I even
left you a nice talk Pepsy. How thankful I was
for you?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, jokes on you, but we're thankful for you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we still are.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, God, why does everyone.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Come for us if we take a day off?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
During the holidays.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I can't wait till what happens around Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Time like that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, we'll be in working the entire time.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Morning, We'll be right here.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes, you keep it locked here.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No place would rather be. Don't want to be home
with our family present. Who wants that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thanks for listening to this dumb podcast. We appreciate you
guys much. Cheaty thanks for that special edition. Of course,
keep us updated on the sax sphere
Wow, this is a special edition of Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What makes it so special? Just all right, very special, honored.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And well good because we ask some questions for each other.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, you're not going to skate.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Through this, but first talk back.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning, Jab crew, Emilia, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving. Every one I
ever told you guys. When you guys aren't live and
you guys pre record, you guys.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Sound totally different.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Explain it, but it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's how you know you're not live. And second of all, God,
the Raiders suck. Have good day, all right, A couple
of things.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, the Raiders are that's our Buddysito, he's a diehard
Raiders fan.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh, and yeah, the Raiders are terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
To answer his question about have we noticed that we
sound different when pre record a show, there is an
explanation for that, do people want to Selena? Basically, like
the podcast of a normal show is a recording of
what's being broadcast out over the air. So it's like,
this is what has been broadcast on the air. When
(01:09):
we have to pre record a show, it can't be
that same recording. That's broadcast out in the air, because
it hasn't broadcast out on the air yet. That's sort
of the long and short of it. So there is
a there is a sound difference there, right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I hope that answers your question.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But the detectives said, those with the keen ear, it
does sound.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It does sound a little.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Different, yes, but also I mean, hey, aren't we allowed
to holidays off with our families to no, give us
a break.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It was nice having that extra day.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Now it's a cheaty o um. Any sacks linging been
going on?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
No, not the moment. I have been thinking about texting him.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like, okay, let's recap who sacks linger is.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's just some dude that came to her house and
just like busted nuts all.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Over the walls.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
The way to Sacramento. That's why he was called the
sack slinger, and he because of his other sack.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
But we turned out it's not in Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And remember the first way wait, I'm just now, I
assumed it was because he was slinging his sack all
over town.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's what I assumed too, And then she said, no,
it's because because he's from Sack. So the sack slinger.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The entire time we've been saying that nickname, I had
no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She literally explained that when she came up with a
nickname when told us the first day.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't remember that because I was picturing some dude
just like slinging his sack all over the walls, and you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Know that's what was happening, you know, and this guy,
I mean going down in history because do you remember
what was it for? Four round?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah? See, he was slinging it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah. Anyway, so you don't talk to him anymore.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, And I've been waiting for him to text me
back because for a while he was texting me, but
it was like when I couldn't come over there.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But now he's just like kind of goes to me.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Low key, but you're considering hitting him back up? Yeah,
when my family is that an hand to your house?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
His family. Her family is going to be out of town.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah, But there's just something about like inviting a guy
to your space, Like I don't want him to be
in my.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Space seriously, and he's just it. But he's just like
blasting the walls and like the chairs and the I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's not it's going to come in with the black light.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, but she's still gonna sit on that chair. And
you know that it's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
They do it all the time at hotels. We you know,
sit on the bed and chairs there.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, don't turn a black light on in there, GDI,
would it?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let's say sack Slinger has like moved on and as
a committee is in now slinging exclusively in a committed relationship.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Would that bug you?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Not?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Really?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I think I think he might be in one, just
because he hasn't texted me.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
In a while. Oh and he's not really doing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Anything emptied anymore. He's like I already got someone empty
it for it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That would be a sad day. So when does your
family go out of town?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
December twenty second it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh wait, they're just leaving Christmas.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, me and my other my other cousin.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You guys are going to be alone.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Well, he's saying at the Fairfield House, I'm singing Dixon
by myself.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Alone on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, party in Dixon.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That makes me so sad.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Are you going to get any Dixon?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
That's what I'm trying Dixon ware.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Inside in Dixon, your house.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
While they're away, I'm trying to but not at my
house going to their house.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
In Dixon.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But back to the question, because it sounded like you
said it would be a sad day if sack Slinger
has in fact moved on, like, hey, I got some needs.
I need my bell rung real quick, and then he's like, no,
I can't talk to you anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm in a committed relationship. That would sting a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I mean, not because he's in a committed relationship, just
because like that is no longer available to me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh, the party wouldn't be like why the fuck do
you get to be in a committed relationship and no
one's with me yet? Do you think so? You think
it's a cat She would understand why somebody would want
to be with him.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
No, I mean I don't really see that side of
him that other people you saw.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
The other side, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
A lot different. You've seen a lot of different.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You know what four rounds is a lie? I would
miss that like that girl's lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh I don't have time for that either. I need
to go to sleep. Uh, let me ask this chet
if if he did hit you up and was like, hey,
I am seeing someone right now, but she's out of
town over the holidays right now, Like what do you care?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You don't know her?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, okay, so you wouldn't be like the side no
sex lung, you wouldn't be the side Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Been aside shaped? No?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Well, actually there was one time where but he was
playing me. I didn't know like he was talking. He
was like messing with other girl and then I was
like the second one and I didn't realize that to.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Like you scratch your eyes out.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
No, he posted.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
His girlfriend yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Hide it no, like no, and I confessed about it.
He's like, we're not dating, so you don't have to
worry about anything. I was like, I would like to
know if you're dating somebody, because I don't want to
be that side chick.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He didn't even want to post his original chick because
he knew it'd blow up his spot with all his
side chicks like gd oh he didn't care.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know her birthday and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's when the chick made him do a post like
you haven't posted me you don't post me. You need
to post me for your birthday. And then he's like,
damn it, I'm gonna blow up.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I would have blocked people.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh yeah, okay, so no action for you yet.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Maybe are you on the dating apps at all?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean, I'm on them, but I haven't been swiping
a way.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I read this article yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It was in Newsweek. You guys, this is some real
hard hitting journalism, apparently, and they said Today's modern woman.
Her biggest gripe with dating apps and the whole dating
app culture is that guys put in zero effort into it,
never update their profiles, whereas the ladies are like putting
new pictures and like updated, fuck updating things on there,
(07:11):
and guys just post had the same picture they signed
up with ten years ago and they put no effort
into it at all.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is that I don't know? This is just what Newsweek said,
But I was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Curious to ask you because you are the only JBI
show member that is on the apps.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You update, that's something you noticed.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I update.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
But when I was like, when I was on the apps,
it looked like some people, like some guys, pictures were
like from like twenty ten or like twenty fifteen. Like
you know, they had like the old iPhone. It's kind
of blurry the pictures. They haven't updated it in a
long time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wow, And they're just out there smashing backs with their
old picture because like who cares.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Also there's like some who have like literally no pictures.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It's just like a black, black screenshot or black picture
and they just upload it like four times.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
And then just have like who's going to match with somebody.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I had to be on Love is Blind. I'm trying
to smash a hot piece.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my god, no effort. Maybe me and my sisters
are recently talking about how hard it is for guys
to get matches and like with like with us, it's
so fucking easy, Like you just get likes and swipes
all day long. You're constant you have a vagina, You're
constantly getting notifications. Why.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I know they're just trying to but I.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Was like, damn, I'm gonna suck to be a guy,
and like you have to actually work for like a
swipe and then a day at least they can to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but I also think it is think about like
put yourself on a guy's shoes, because one you've got to.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Like his picture and not think he's creepy.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Then you have to because I know how judge you
ladies are on the first message, the opening message, and
like how'd you sleep last night? You know, like, so
guys have to put some effort into the first message,
and that there are a good number of steps where
ladies you just sit back and like I have a vagina,
so come to me.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well yeah, but I mean it's like in terms of
like attractiveness, like we just get so much more I
don't know, matches, like matches, we don't even want matches,
we don't even see. We get so many guys just
like thirsty.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Though the wall and hope it sticks right, Like you're
just spraying and praying, right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
So gross.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They're just spraying and praying because like you cast a
white enough net, eventually you're going to get fish in there, right,
Whereas you ladies are like, oh oh no, I don't
want to know who does that guy think he is?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No that we can be That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You sit there and get to be selective, whereas guys
they gotta spray and pray.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, So really it's not even about how we look.
They're just they're liking everything.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, they're just hoping for anyone with the pulse.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, sometimes not even things.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Guys like the ones that don't bulls. That's sick and
gross disgusting.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So does a sax linger just when it comes over
to your house over the holidays. This is the hypothetical.
Is he just gonna like spray and pray all over
the walls.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's just like you're going to his house.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm going to his house, but he doesn't spray in
the wall. Yeah, it was so grown.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Why why did you make that hand motion? She made
like a like it's flying through the air and splatting motion.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
That's the way it seems like when you say spray
and whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's what I envision.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I was talking about spraying hair.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Spray us sicko and then praying that his hair looks
great when you're oh.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Why he doesn't have hair?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
No, he's black.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
He is like short, like a not a buzz cup,
but like a waves got it?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, don't you still need some uh, go ahead ahead,
some product?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
I guess, yeah, but not here spray?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, dude, what do you use in your hair?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Jel The same gel that you use, Selena. We've been
over this.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We use this. You don't put any hairspray there, hairspray?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What brought him right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That that part was a joke. But no, I'm not
a fourteen year old girl. I don't use hairspray. I
use the same.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yellow jel.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yes, I use the same exact gel that Selena used,
which is super weird.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, that's only kind of works.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's last foreverything. I mean that thing. I've had the
same one since twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Why it doesn't go bad?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you? I know you probably don't care so much
about this, but I told Cheety this earlier. Do you
know who blue Face is?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I mean, I know the name. I could not pick
this person out of a lineup if you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Saw him lately? Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, is his face actually blueene?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's worse. Oh, his face is worse.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
What happened to it?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
He got a lot of tattoos. Oh yeah, And you
think post malone is bad, this guy is ten times worse. Anyways,
do you know who Adam twenty two is?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god? He so you don't know his wife
leaded the plug? No?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I mean that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I gues does this sound like Graham? Herbert Knows who?
Adam Who? Adam twenty two, Blue Face and some chick.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The Plug Adam twenty two. He hosts a really popular podcast,
the No Jumper Podcast. He've talked about it before. His
wife is an adult film star, and he is totally
fine with like, you know, guys lining up to do her,
you know, on camera, and one of them he watches
it too. Some of them have even been like like
(12:18):
people that he's friendly with. And so all these guys
just like taking turns with his wife, right. And blue
Face recently posted a video saying that he wanted next
and Lena and Adam twenty two accepted his challenge, and
Lena was like, you got two weeks to go get tested,
get your stamina up. Yeah, take a shower because it
looks like you don't. And then oh and then Adam
(12:40):
has to sit in the corner and be able to
watch us.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh my god, that's the weirdest weird.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
It's a very diddy like that's like a kink to people, though,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
But why, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't wrap my head around that one, like there's
something you have something.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Isn't there something wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
If you're cool with other people hooking up with your person,
I'm not cool with that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't know where I was going with us. I
just had to tell somebody, Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm just looking at pictures of Adam twenty two. He's
got some unfortunate tattoos as well.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh yeah, and his wife is hot. His wife is
really hot. Do you see his wife there?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Thoughts.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I mean, I've just questioned everything when he sees people
and you tell me that they're down to do all that.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Stuffy yeah, very weird dynamics.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I don't want to sit on the couch in their house.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
She comes in his podcast or and just like talks
about all of this stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And the guy that that they bring into film with
his wife, they're like huge, like muscular men. And there's
a little Adam twenty two. Sure you can have my wife.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
So weird, weird, weird. Did he get a hair transplant
in Turkey?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
That's just that's what Google images. That's really Google images.
See there's one with all his hair people.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh wow, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't know if that's real or not, but it
looks like it looks believable.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Weird, All right, you guys are weird. Gross.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Any gross things you'd like to share in our Wild
Thoughts podcast GEI, oh no, nothing that's been on your mind.
No questions, comments, concerns. We got weird rashes?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
No, no, no, weird.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We got one more talkback that uh, somebody left for us.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Not really gross.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
She is sometimes DVS show.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
This is a mirror from Utah. It's snowed on Spunday,
so that's crazy. But I just have to say, you guys,
You guys are clever. Because I went to work on Wednesday.
I was listening for about ten minutes my way to
work and didn't get a chance to listen for the
rest of the show, but I would have realized the
(14:50):
show was reported. You guys scanned me and I even
left you a nice talk Pepsy. How thankful I was
for you?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, jokes on you, but we're thankful for you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we still are.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, God, why does everyone.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Come for us if we take a day off?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
During the holidays.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I can't wait till what happens around Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Time like that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, we'll be in working the entire time.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Morning, We'll be right here.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yes, you keep it locked here.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No place would rather be. Don't want to be home
with our family present. Who wants that.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thanks for listening to this dumb podcast. We appreciate you
guys much. Cheaty thanks for that special edition. Of course,
keep us updated on the sax sphere
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