Polis approves in-person voting program for prisoners behind bars; Christina Mascarenas, GOP candidate for HD-46

Dan is incredulous at Governor Jared Polis approving a new program to make it easier for prisoners to vote in person than law-abiding citizens in Colorado.

Christina Mascarenas, GOP candidate for Colorado House District 46, previews her upcoming Republican primary on June 25 and the issues that matter most to voters in Pueblo.

Episode Transcript

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This is Dan Caplis and welcome totoday's online podcast edition of The Dan Caplis
Show. Please be sure to giveus a five star rating if you'd be
so kind, and to subscribe,download and listen to the show every single
day on your favorite podcast platform.I'm looking at this Denver post piece.
The headline is Colorado Enact's first innation law making in person voting available inside

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all jails. And I'll get intoa few of the details, but that's
their new slogan. Right, you'llsee the bumper sticker out there. Vote
like the criminals do. Vote Democraticvote Democratic, vote like the criminals do.
I mean, it's it's just soobvious, right, I mean,
does anybody think for a second thatpoll is and the rest of the Democrats

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in charge of Colorado would be goingto all this trouble unless they expected the
criminals to vote for them, Andhow could they not? Right, they
have elevated the criminals above the victims. And that's been way too generous to
the left. It's not eleading themabove the victims. They've made a clear
choice criminals over victims, and theymake that choice over and over again.

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And if anybody ever had any doubthere it is. Thousands of Colorado's incarcerated
in the state's jail system will nowbe able to vote in person while in
custody under a new law that's thefirst of its kind in the United States.
How often do we hear that nowabout crazy Looney left Colorado first of
its kind in the US? Well, yeah, like legalization of marijuana,

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Why do you think it's first ofits kind in the US? Right?
And in the case the legalization ofmarijuana the way Colorado did it first of
its kind in the world. Whydo you think do you think all these
other people are just real dumb ordo you think you're doing something dumb?
Right? First of its kind inthe US. The law, which Governor
Jared Polis signed Friday, requires Colorado'scounty jails to provide at least six hours

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of in person voting in the daysbefore election day. Now, Ryan,
do you think when people in jailgoing to vote, they just like stay
there for six hours because I mean, what else are you going to do?
It's but I like how there's morein person voting opportunities prisoners than say
you or me? Right, right, all the hard working people out there

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not committing crimes. But it justcomes back to in so many obvious ways,
the Colorado Democratic Party has chosen criminalsover victims. They're a special class.
While Denver and some of the UScities have established in person voting programs,
no state has ever required a systemof jails to convert space into temporary

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polling places for the people inside ofthem, including a separate room for massages.
I threw that last part in,but you know that's next year's session,
right, So now these jails,Hey, your tax dollars at work.
Right now, the jails have togo and pound pound pound pound,
just construct all this extra space here, convert available space for ten temporary polling

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places, because the last thing you'dwant to do it is allow people who
did things so awful. Think abouthow hard it is to get into jail
in Jared Polis's Colorado. I mean, think of all the things you can
now do thanks to Jared Polish andthe rest of the Democrats in Colorado and
not get sent to jail. Howmany cars would you have to steal?

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Ryan, you probably underlish in Polisvilleyou'd probably have to steal every car parked
at a Bronco game. Before youwould go to jail. Right, how
tough is it to get into jail. So you're talking about all these folks
now who you know, vast majority. I'm meant to do something really really
bad to get there. And sonow they get all these special rights and

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all this special treatment, and we'vegot to spend taxpayer money to convert into
temporary polling places. So god forbidthese people who've stolen your car or one
hundred cars or whatever, or theybeat somebody to a pull repeatedly or whatever,
so they don't have to be inconveniencedby having to maybe sit in there

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sell and vote, or just sitout in the hallway or in the cafeteria
vote. No, there have tobe these special polling places constructed. I
mean, you cannot make this stuffup. But yeah, Colorado Democrats just
confirming criminals are going to vote forthem. And why shouldn't they write if
you are a criminal, if youare a criminal and you intend to keep

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committing crimes, you are out ofyour mind to vote for anybody other than
the Democrats. That they honor you, they elevate you. I mean,
it's insane, wasn't it. TheAttorney General of our State, Phil None
the wiser who said, now,look, by the third or fourth car
that you steal, we're going tostart cracking down on you. Yeah.

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Do you remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, no exactly, And I
think that was an overstatement. Hey, listen to this piece in the Denver
Post, and I'd love your reactto this. Eight five five four zero
five eight two five to five thenumber text d an five seven seven thirty
nine A combine nine thousand, twohundred and ninety three jailed Colorados who were

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eligible to vote. Oh Ryan,I'm gonna cry. Do we have some
tissues where ifless tissues gone? Helpme if I can't get this out.
Okay, I'm here for you,Dan, I'm gonna be strong. Serenity
now, Serenity now. A combinednine thousand, two hundred and ninety three

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jailed Colorados who were eligible to votedidn't do so. In twenty twenty and
twenty twenty two, Jasmine Ross ofthe Colorado Criminal Justice Reform Coalition told lawmakers,
Oh my lord, no, wehad nine thousand jailed criminals who had

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to do really horrible things to getin there, who didn't vote. I
don't know if I'll be able tosleep tonight. But the good news is
Jared Polis yep, he is goingto make sure now that they have all
of these comforts and special opportunities thatyou probably don't have in your living situation
to make sure you get to votein utmost and utter convenience. So yeah,

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anyway, that's Colorado for you.Under the left. One one big
question. I mean, we canfind something looney from them every day to
talk about, but will it everchange here? What would it take to
change it in Colorado? Because weTy Winter, you know, from the
House Minority leadership, was on theshow last week and he gave us that

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pretty stunning number, right, Ryan, I don't remember forty six percent.
Maybe that the forty six percent ofColorado voters had voted for a Republican for
the legislature yet get Democrats. That'sdominated obviously because of where those votes are
distributed. Correct, But the pointbeing that this is not a state full

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of crazy people. This is astate that has a lot of crazy lefties
with a lot of money and alot of national money who came up with
this game plan that they've been ableto work to perfection. Unfortunately for the
state of Colorado and they've been ableto control the state, but there are

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still an awful lot of sane peoplewho here who cannot for a second like
what they're seeing. And this isexhibit A, right, I mean,
you got a lot of exhibit a's, but this is a leftist This is
a leftist governmental leadership that has clearlychosen criminals over victims and many many other
offenses and failings as well. Sowhy isn't this showing up at the ballot

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box? You know why in twentytwenty did they win by even more when
we had a bunch of really goodreport publican candidates, not in every race,
but in a lot of them.What would it take to change Colorado?
What is is it possible? Orare we just gone gone for good?
And you know, this is oneof those times we just have to
ask that eight five five for zerofive A two five five the number text

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DN five seven seven three nine.And I'm here to tell you, and
I can back it up that anybodyout there thinking that things, when they
just get bad enough in Colorado,people are going to start electing Republicans again.
There is no rational basis for believingthat. You know, the twenty
twenty election put a nail in thatcoffin. No, that is not the

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case. That alone is not goingto cause the people of Colorado to flee
into the waiting open arms of Republicans. No, it's not. If that
was going to happen, it wouldhave happened in that the twenty the twenty
two cycle, right, it wouldhave happened. So what is it going
to take? Eight five five forzero five A two five five the number

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when we come back tyne neatly intothat Denver homeless advocates calling for an end
to enforcement. I think you'd bestunned by some of these numbers. But
what should the response be to that? And of course all the latest on
the Trump front. You're on theDan Capla Show and now back to the

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Dan Kaplass Show podcast. Based onthe details of this executive order and how
it actually functions that we've learned sofar today, I actually have to say
I'm quite skeptical that this is goingto have any kind of immediate, widespread,
dramatic impact on the border, onthe number of migrants were crossing the
border, on the number of migrantswho managed to stay in the United States
as a result, and There's afew complicated reasons for that, but the

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main one is that I and alot of other people were expecting that this
authority to quote unquote close down theborder was going to be dependent on the
United States being able to summarily expelmigrants with no due process, no access
to the asylum system, immediately backinto Mexico shortly after they cross. That
does not appear to be the case, mainly because Mexico has not agreed to
accept any more migrants than it alreadydoes. Mexico has pretty strict, you

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know, specific requirements on the numberof migrants that it accepts and on the
nationality of migrants that it accepts,and the US cannot simply return people to
Mexico without Mexico's active participation. Andthat's NBC. That's NBC blowing Biden up
on this Hail Mary. He's throwntoday because he knows he's absolutely sunk because
of his decision to open up theborder. So, being the liar he

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is, he's now trying to convincepeople, oh no, no, no,
no, no, I'm closing theborder. But NBC just blew it
up. He's really not that thisexecutive order he just signed. It doesn't
doesn't allow the power to just summarilysay no, sorry, asylum seeker quote
unquote can't be here. You gotto go back into Mexico. And if

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it doesn't permit the US to dothat, it blows the whole thing up.
So credit to NBC for being honestabout that now, I think,
and no reflection on this reporter,I don't know him, but I think
there's an NBC as a corporate entity, decided to be honest about this is
because there's a lot of blowback fromthe left against this. You know,

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Biden's trying to hoodwink the American people, but there's a lot of blowback from
the left against this. So Ithink that probably explains NBC being so honest
about the fact that this executive orderwon't do what Biden is telling the American
people it will do. And sothink about it, it's probably NBC trying

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to help Biden because it knows thatthe people in America who are concerned about
these open borders, which is anawful lot of people, they aren't going
to buy this charade of this executiveorder. But NBC is probably afraid that
some people on the left may turnagainst Biden over it, and they're telling
the people on the left, sono, don't turn against Biden. There's

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nothing really going on here, Sojust a remarkable moment eight five five for
zero five eight two five five.The number one of the many reasons I
sleep well at night, which isthe American people smart, and particularly when
they've had a long time to seesomething like this and the harm it causes.
It's they're not going to be fooledby a maneuver like this. If

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you just joined us, thank youtalking about just such a revealing moment.
Great Denver post piece on the latestfrom the Colorado Democrats, starting with Jared
Polis Colorado and X first in nationlaw making in person voting available inside all
jails. I won't repeat what Idid in the first segment, which was
to go through all of the detailall the things the Colorado Democrats are requiring

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to make it so much easier andmore comfortable for people to vote while they're
in our jail. So their newslogan, yeah, vote like the criminals,
vote Democrat. And obviously they knowwhich way criminals are going to vote,
or they wouldn't be going all thistrouble before I get to the phone
lines, Dan, did Polis andcompany do the math or do they want
even more votes than they need?What a brilliant text. Thank you for

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your brilliance and for being here.First of all, No, it's not
in general the Democrats need these votes, right, Yeah, there can be
certain particular House or Senate districts thatmight be real close, and so this
level of vote, you know,picking up another ten or twenty thousand may
matter. Yeah, it could matterin that kind of district. But what's

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really going on so often in Coloradois is Polis in the left. They're
doing these looney things that they knowhurt Colorado. They're doing these looney things
to get more street cred on thenational left, with the national Left,
with that power and with that money. It has nothing to do with Colorado,
because they know most of this stuffreally hurts the state, like a

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fetanol for starters. But whatever willmake these people more popular with the national
Left, that's what they're after.They figure they're electorally bulletproof here in Colorado.
Dan, while you're spending minutes screamingthat everyone in jail and Colorado is
a horrific monster, did I saythat, Ryan, We've got to check
the tape. I know I didn't. Are you going to a let your

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listeners know that sixty percent of thepeople incarcerated in Colorado are still awaiting trial
and have it yet been convicted ofa crime? Seems like pertinent info.
First of all, Text, I'dlove to see your stats on that.
I don't know if it's true ornot, but I'd love to see your
stats. It doesn't sound at allclose to accurate to me, but let's
say it is for the sake ofdiscussion. What does that tell you about

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the left? What does that tellyou about the left? Because they've passed
so many laws now that make itso very hard, if not impossible,
to even get a violent offender intojail after convicted, let alone you know,
while they're pending trial. You know, how bad do these people have

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to be? If you're right andsixty percent of the people incarcerated in Colorado
are still awaiting trial. With howthe Left has elevated criminals over victims,
how bad does their alleged conduct haveto be for them to be in jail
awaiting trial. So one way orthe other, there's no way around it.
The Left, for their own individual, selfish political purposes of advancing themselves

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within the Democratic Party nationally and locally, now have chosen criminals over victims.
Dan Colorado is like a crackhead witha fentanyl addiction. Dan, the irony
of honoring the jailed with voting rights, and at the same time be very
intent on tagging Trump as a convictedfelon. That from Paddy right now,
the irony right, So they're spendingyour taxpayer diaros going to all this trouble

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to make sure that prisoners not onlyare able to vote, but vote in
absolute comfort, all sorts of conveniencesyou don't have in your life. Right
at the same time, they weretrying to throw Trump off the belt And
by the way, Biden has openedup this front now publicly calling Trump a
convicted felon. Isn't that a giftto Trump? Ryan? Isn't the response

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to that simply yeah, and you'rean unconvicted felon. The difference is I'm
innocent. I mean, I mean, isn't that just no hanging fruit tea
ball for Trump? Another part ofthat, which I've heard bandied about is
at least I was competent to standtrial that's another one. Unlike that's another
one. It is so easy forTrump, which which ties back into another
point. There's reporting out there thatBiden had a fundraiser I think last night

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said Trump doesn't deserve to be president. Whether or not I run that said
at a fundraiser. Uh oh thatthat advances the capitalist theory. I'd say
it begins, but it began along time ago. Let's go to Eric
in Denver. You're on the DanCapitalist Show. Welcome, How you doing
Eric? Hi? Dan, yougreat American? WHOA what an honor?

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Thank you. We'll see what's coming. You and I, well, Greg
Schilberman, you and me were rightin the middle. Me and my wife
were the only black couple. Wewere at the Proof of the Pudding.
I remember Proof. Yeah, thatevent. Wasn't that a Peter Boyle's event
or something like that? And youand Craig Chuck and Dewey, you guys

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are like that MCS you guys.Oh man, I fun. I do
remember that night. I don't rememberall the details, but I remember that
night. It was a deplorable yeahorrible inaugurable book. Yeah, kay Arrier,
oh casey case those were great days, man, Those were great.
Where have you been? Oh,just listening to you? Thank you?

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Why aren't you calling in? Well? I had to on this occasion because
I was telling you a lovely callscreener that now we're Republicans, we're gonna
have to get to the people thatare incarcerated and contact them to see how

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many how much money we could puton their books for a commissary. No,
no, no, no, this, we don't operate that way,
Eric, we do not. Butyou raised an interesting point, and please
do call off and thank you.Please call off and Eric, interesting point.
Okay, Colorado Dems now making ita priority make it as comfortable as
possible for prisoners to vote. Shouldthe GOP be actively going after those votes?

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And when we come back, thelatest on the explosion of homelessness in
Denver and now how homeless advocates pushingback against even this minimal level of enforcement.
You're on the Dan Capla ship.You're listening to the Dan Kaplis Show
podcast, a group of advocates forthe unhoused in Denvers, as enforcement of
anti homelessness laws is up almost fiftypercent under Mayor Mike Johnston. Yeah,

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Helski's Action Network Denver share new datatoday and held a rally calling on the
city to do better. Fox Everyone'sGabrielle Franklin explains, Yeahan and other advocates
for the un housed community and thecity are highlighting enforcement of what they call
the city's anti housing law and knewthis afternoon. They are now calling on

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one of the city's enforcement teams tobe dissolved. DPD and SET the Street
Enforcement Team are not taking a muchmore compassionate, lowered approach. House Key's
Action Network released new data with thehelp of Newman McNulty law firm, The
group saying the numbers reflect what they'vebeen experiencing over recent months. Where the

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general public looks and doesn't see largevisual encampments is not just through getting people
into units, it's primarily through policing. The DPD stats in the data show
oneenty seventeen incidents where Denver police madecontact for an authorized camping happened between January
and March of this year. That'sforty six and a half percent compared to
January through March of last year,when DPD only recorded six hundred and ninety

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four of those incidents. Reading reallife experiences from their peers, folks in
the unhoused community, saying the enforcementgives the city the illusion that unhoused people
are off the streets when they areinstead being shuffled around. They count for
to be out of the public eye, if public property. When told to
leave, you just kind of go. They brought the police with them.

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They said that we can we can'tbe content, but we can't be in
your park, So I don't knowwhere to go, the group says.
Data around said or the city's streetenforcement team makes the situation worse. Data
showing all the encounters from the teammade up of civilians involved homeless people.
Advocates are now calling for that teamto be dissolved, and we're calling on

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him to drop set, change course, and invest those resources instead with the
on the ground community who are alreadydoing the work. And just before we
came on air with you all,just a short time ago, the Mayor's
office got back to us with astatement about these new findings. I want
to share with you all what theysaid, saying in a statement quote,
our first priority is always to connectpeople with resources and housing first, which

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is why we've strongly prioritized encampment resolutionsthat bring people directly to individual units.
Now that group that we all thatwe just showed you all, and that
story they are testifying right now beforecity council members. We will be keeping
an eye on how this all hasright and we want to get back to
this right. It's the whole MikeJohnston charade. So what is really working

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here? To the extent anything's working, it's what we've been calling for,
not what he's burning taxpayer dollars onand don't want to get reaction to that.
And also the story we started theshow with great Denver postpace about how
Jared poul is now spending your taxmoney top priority now first in the nation,
first in the nation. What doesthat tell you that Colorado now is

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giving prisoners all these special abilities tovote and think of the trouble you go
through to vote. But hey,if you're incarcerated, they've they've got to
now take open areas and construct temporarypolling places, make sure that you have
all these hours before election day tocast your ballot early. So yeah,
just more of using the criminals overthe victims in Colorado, but making it

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very clear the Democrats expect the votesfrom criminals and I expect the new slogan
will be, you know, votelike the criminals do, vote Democratic.
Christina Mescarinus is running to ultimately defeatedDemocrat down in beautiful Pueblo, Colorado,
HD forty six. There is aprimary there and Christina, appreciate you spending
a couple of minutes with us.Welcome to the Dan Caplis show. Hi,

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mister Caplis, Thank you so muchfor having me. Well, I
just aged ten years with the mistercapitalist, but I do appreciate the thought
behind it. Please call me Dan. I don't have that many ten year
chunks to give up here, butthank you so Christina. How do you
react when you hear things like okay, now, Polis and the Democrat legislature

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spending you know that this money nowto make it easier for criminals to vote,
incarcerated criminals to vote in Colorado?Would that be a top priority of
yours? Yes, definitely. Imean when you look at a representative model
right now, to make the criminalsthe victim, and that just is not
that that can't happen in Colorado.I'm a fifth generation Colorado, Colorado and

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I'm born and raised in Pueblo.And I don't recognize my state anymore.
And when you look at these horriblebills that have been passed, they just
are such as the qualified Immunity.And that's what I am running on is
I want to support a police officers, going to give them the tools to
where they can make arrests. AndI mean, I think of if our

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police officers, if they're vulnerable,how can it affect us? Oh yeah,
and you're you're talking about how theleft has imposed this personal liability now
on police officers up to a certainamount. Yeah, that that's likely to
make the people the stay safer,right well, and that has the Democrat
Caucus. I have been to thecapital many times. Then I'm in there

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and I just can't believe what I'mhearing, as if there's no common sense
from that side of the aisle.Well, I think there's an active agenda
on the part of many of them, and it's a pro criminal agenda which
I can't even wrap my mind around. You know, my dad being a
cop for thirty years, I can'teven begin to wrap my mind around that.

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But there's no question that's where abunch of them are at. And
I think this latest thing to justmake it so much easier for people actually
in jail. And Christina and JaredPoulos's Colorado. How do you even get
into a jail cell? Right?I mean, they've changed the laws in
so many ways to make it virtuallyimpossible to put really bad guys and girls
in jail cells. But now theones who somehow managed to get in there,

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it's going to be as comfy aspossible to go and vote. Yeah,
go figure, well, right,and that's suppose to be part of
you went to jail, you don'tget to vote. That's because you did
something bad. I mean, there'sno punishment for them anymore. And it's
just I think all the Facebook commentsin Pueblo Pueblo, PEP doesn't do what

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they're supposed to do. They don'tdo this, they don't do that.
And what a lot of citizens don'tunderstand. Their hands are tied because of
these horrible laws that have been putinto place. Our cop has to do
what the laws say. And that'swhy I'm asking for a publo and to
vote for me so that I wouldlove to get into office and give back
up police officers the qualified amenity.The reason I am running is because a

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crime came to my front door.Somebody they are called the Kia Boys.
They threw a brick through my carwindow. And they can really throw in
that brick through my bedroom window.And I'm like vertically challenged, so it's
not like I could really have offendedmyself. And I live in Bessemer and
all night and her sirens and hergun fire and our mayor. I think

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I'm really happy about her. I'mexcited about what she's been doing. She
has more police in our force.End of the day, they do not
have their qualified immunity. And I'mspoken a police officers. And when I
asked them, what would you wantme to do as a representative, the
first thing they say is qualified inthe unity of course these men and women,

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because I you know, I sawmy dad go out to work an
awful lot of nights, and thesemen and women are working so hard,
support their family, save up themoney, put their kids through school.
And now, whether it's in thefront or back of their minds that hey,
you know, you get somebody whobrings this false claim or whatever,
and then this and that and thenall of a sudden am out of pocket
this money. It's even symbolically it'shorrific. And Christina, I'm not trying

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to say that anybody who ends upin a jail cell should lose the right
to vote. I'm not being thatblanket about it. I'm just saying,
what in haites is Colorado doing spendingthis money and this time and this effort
to make it much easier and morecomfortable for people in a jail cell to
vote than it would be for mostpeople listening to this show. That's what

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I'm taughtalking about. Right, youhave excellent questions because I cannot get understand
their mindset. I mean we haveright now, we have a bunch of
homeworks that we're we're trying to workwith. And what I say is,
you know where I want to focuson the ones that want a better life.

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The ones that are disruptive or climebased or have no accountability for themselves,
will have to give them tough life. I mean, we have a
city council that just I think theydid a good job and they banned the
needle exchange. Well now you havea clumb to finger snappers, and I'm
they're flipping out saying trying to havea petition to recall that. Well,

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no, we have kids who areon playgrounds falling and getting stabbed at those
needles. I find needles in mydriveway. We have this has to stop.
This is Mike. Well, myfamily's been here one hundred and forty
years and I'm angry and I wantthat seat to change this. I hope
Pablo will vote for me. Theballots will dropped yesterday and I achieve them

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at say, today's my birthday,so I want that vote for my birthday.
What's that website? Christina Christina lovesColorado dot com. Okay, well,
hey, appreciate the time today andyou take care. Hope our paths
cross soon. That's Christina Mascarinis downin Beautiful Publo, Colorado, HD forty
six. Hey, when we comeback, When we come back, we'll

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take some more calls in text onthis new it's a new law on Colorado,
first in the nation. Wonder whyright where now criminals have all these
extra comforts and abilities to vote thatmost of us don't get your reaction to
that. And Joe Biden, I'dsay, finally jump the shark, but
he did that a long time ago. Has he gone full? Jiha?
Joe full? Hamas Joe, Ithink you'll be very, very surprised to

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hear what he's done. Now you'reon the Dan Capla Show, and now
back to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast. The Bar is offering a break from
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are, and it's it's darn goodlooking. Thanks man. I appreciate that
that was a some pep of mystuff there. But that's how do you
feel? Listen, those days youcan't tell whether somebody straight or gave a
dress. No, that that's right, But but I do wonder how they
how people prove it? Yeah,that would be Dan Kaplis's policy. You

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come, you got to prove it. No, no, no, no,
That's the last thing I'd want tosay. It's like the new beaches
in Europe, right, I mean, how is it like the beaches in
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That's a good point eight five fivefor zero five eight two five five

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The number takes d a n fiveseven seven nine. Have you ever been
to a nude beach and participated,not participate? Have been South Beach,
Florida? Have you been there?You've had to have been there. I
believe it. Yeah, but Ididn't see any nudity. Of course I
wasn't looking hard, but I didn'thave It was spring break picture it,
Dan, nineteen ninety seven. I'mlike Sofia from the Golden Girls here spring

(31:11):
break An. I'm down there.I'm in the best shape of my life.
I'm working on a tan I'm halfSerbian, so I get really dark
and it was a blast. Andyeah, South Beach has a portion,
not the whole thing where there thereis a nude beaches. And then do
you just get creeps hanging around ogling? Yeah? See now me, well,

(31:33):
at age twenty three, I probablywasn't that creepy. Now now I
don't know. I don't think Icould get away with it, Okay,
Yeah, so I got away withit then, though, I think,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No. I accidentally stumbled upon one
when I was with Amy and thekids and the kids were younger, and
we were in Europe, and Istill can't get it out of my mind.

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It was awful, very European,right, yeah, but again it
was not something you'd read in amagazine. It was like a babbylon b
version. Was any quite entertained byyour reaction? Though? Oh yeah,
because you know she's so she's justso mature, exactly, She's just so
mature in those situations. So oppositesa tract. But but is it?

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I guess there's not a question leftright about does jihad Joe and Joe going
all in with Hamas Listen to this. This is from the New York Times.
And it's hilarious because it's going tobe very clear from this New York
Times story that Joe Biden has justcome right out and sided with Hamas and
said, you know, not netNya, who is is continuing to fight

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Hamas just to to stay in powerpolitically. I mean, the exact same
thing that evil Sineware would say,right and and all the evil Hamas backers
out there would say. But butBiden is full down with that right now.
And so CNN is running a headlinesaying Biden hints net Nya who prolonging
more to stay in power. Hedoesn't hint at all. Here's a New

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York Times story Biden suggests Netanya whois prolonging war to stay in power.
Biden says, there is quote everyreason to believe Netanya who is prolonging the
war for political reasons. I don'tthink that's a suggestion. So yeah,
he's just gone all in at thispoint with Hamas. How else do you
read that? How else do youread that? Because think about real world,

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Think about the encouragement that gives tojust the raw's form of evil on
Earth, right, I mean,there's so much evil on Earth and so
much good standing up to it.But is there a more raw, unadulterated
version of evil, like straight outof Hell evil on Earth than Hamas?
And obviously Biden is the effect ofwhat Biden is saying and doing right now

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is aiding Hamas and encouraging Hamas andemboldening Hamas, which is the exact opposite
of what any civilized human should bedoing, let alone the president of the
United States. So what do youmake of that? Eight f five for
zero five eight two five five thenumber? And I'd still love to know
how any of our lefty friends whocare about Israel, who support Israel,

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who want Israel to exist, howin the world they could support Biden or
any of these elected Democrats who aregoing to be supporting Biden. So I'd
love to hear from you on thateight five y five four zero five eight
two five to five A text todam five seven seven thirty nine dead regarding
voting privileges for prisoners. Why isthat funny? Where's the outrage? Police

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is obviously turning Colorado into California?Not funny? Whys that I've devoted the
show to it today? You knowthat, don't get on me over this.
I want calling it to your attention. The question I raise is,
come on, what's it gonna takefor the GOP to win in Colorado again?
If you say all things getting badenough, no, we already know
that isn't going to do it.We've got that proof from the twenty two

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to twenty cycles. So what's itgoing to take for Colorado's to turn a
Republican statewide again? I think Iknow the answer, But what's yours?
You're on the Dan Kaplis Show.M