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June 28, 2024 34 mins
Dan is asked by Ryan if First Lady Dr. Jill Biden is evil for knowingly putting her husband through a re-election campaign in an obviously diminished state of cognitive decline.

It's only a matter of time, in Dan's view, before Joe Biden is replaced at the top of the ticket, the question is who replaces him and has the best chance to win in November.
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This is Dan Kaplis and welcome totoday's online podcast edition of The Dan Kaplis
Show. Please be sure to giveus a five star rating if you'd be
so kind, and to subscribe,download, and listen to the show every
single day on your favorite podcast platform. One of the most enjoyable days I've
ever had on air. At thesame time, there's this heaviness from this

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grave danger because obviously you know thisprofound evil in the world Gee putin Kim
jongun, the iatolas, et cetera. They saw that last night too,
and they know they have two hundredand six point two days. That's the
amount of time Biden has left inoffice in which to inflict their will on
the world. And you can betyou're going to see a lot of that

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boy big loser in last night's debateTaiwan, right, because you got g
sitting there thinking his window, hiswindow ends at noon on January twenty twenty,
twenty five eight five five for zerofive eight two five five. That's
why, even though it would makethe road tougher for Trump and I on
a second Trump presidency, desperately weneed the twenty fifth Amendment in voked.

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It won't be easy to do,but we need it invoked. In terms
of Biden leaving the race, that'sa done deal. You know, it's
a matter of days, a weekor two, that's a done deal.
New York Times editorial board coming outthis afternoon and calling for Biden to leave
the race. I'll get you someof those verbatims in a second. I
want to get to calls. Iwant to get to text. Big question

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for you today, obviously, iswho do you think the strongest Democrat would
be? If you're like me andyou want to see Trump get this second
term, you know who would youleast like to see as the dem nominee?
Dan, I think it's going tobe somebody totally in left field,
says a Texter to dam five seven, seven thirty nine. Somebody that was
pretty strong four years ago. Butnobody you're talking about except Michelle, and

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she would only win because of hername, not because she would be good
or of any knowledge of what ittakes to be a president. I'm not
going to take a lot of yourtime with Michelle Obama. But let's reset
for a second, because we haven'ttalked about her in a while, and
I've talked about her a lot inthe past, and please go to at
dan Kaplis on Twitter you can seethis really fun, beautiful meme that we
made of the vulture circling Biden andthe faces of Newsome and Hillary and Michelle

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and President Harris. It's really alot of fun. Anyway, by far
exponentially, Michelle Obama would be thehardest to beat. She would be a
horrific president, There's no question aboutthat, based on her far left policies.
But those at this point who doubthow strong a candidate she would be,
I just encourage you to maybe studyup on what she's done in the

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last few years filling arenas all overAmerica. You know, her books,
etc. Her politics are awful.She is very intelligent, she's very articulate,
she's very skilled, and she wouldtrigger. You know, with Donald
Trump, the key to his victoryis intensity, passionate right and then some
others who hold their nose and goalong because they hate the leftist policies.

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Michelle Obama would trigger a passion andexcitement within young people within the African American
community, within among women, etc. That the GOP has never had to
face before. And I know theyfaced the other Obama, she would trigger
more excitement than he did, Solet's hope it is not her quick point
in question dan to, I wouldn'tsay, Well, Amy's been in the

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media, so I think she's savvyenough. And I don't know what media
she consumes, if it's MSNBCCNN.But how much would it take for somebody
like Amy, or just somebody onthe left in general, to stop watching
a network that insults your intelligence,that lies to you openly, that led
you down this primrose path that JoeBiden was cognitively fine, you've been lied

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to? Are you not insulted?Are you not angry about this? Liberals?
Well, I would be, I'msure, and I'll ask her.
But I'm sure a lot of peoplewould be. But it wouldn't be their
top priority, that their top prioritywould be defeating Trump. You know,
it would bother them. They wouldsee it. But I don't know how
many people out there just trust themedia anyway. But wouldn't being honest about

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Biden in their coverage if the goalwas to defeat Trump, wouldn't that have
been a better idea to get abetter candidate in there with a better chance
of winning? Right? But obviouslyyou've got the media, which why do
we even use that word, It'sit's the Democratic Party, right, the
media arm of the Democratic Party.You've got that media arm looking at the
field and concluding until now that Bidenwas their best chance if Michelle Obama was

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unwilling to run, and Michelle Obamahad been saying she was unwilling to run.
Now last night they can see Bidenis no longer viable. He has
almost no chance of winning. Hehas almost no chance of making it to
election day. I don't mean noperish and I don't wish him anything ill,
but he has virtually no chance ofmaking it to election day, even

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remotely functional. So I think that'sthe calculation. And listen, these people
are wrong, but they're not dumb. And they knew going into last night.
They were ready. They were readyto unload on him if he flopped.
And he flopped and they were ready. That was not spontaneous. And
then it culminated a few minutes ago. And I'll give you a quote from
the New York Times editorial board callingon Biden to leave, which means he

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will leave. Quote. The Presidentappeared on Thursday night as the shadow of
a great public servant quote. Hestruggled to explain what he would accomplish in
a second term. He struggled torespond to mister Trump's provocations. He struggled
to hold mister Trump accountable for hislives, his failures, and his chilling
plans. More than once, hestruggled to make it to the end of

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a sentence. That's just part ofit is bothering me to how many times
did Joe Biden opened his mouth anda lie or a debunked hoax came out?
He lied throughout the night, allnight long. Well, you mean,
of course Biden did, right,It's what he does. But the
lies aren't what hurt him the worst. So there was a lie in there

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that I think relates directly to thetwenty fifth Amendment. And I know the
twenty fifth Amendment discussion gets a littletechnical, and so we'll hold off on
that for now simply because it's whena lot of people are driving and we're
going into subsection this and subsection that. But the gist of it, twenty
fifth Amendment very very hard to achieveat this point, even though it's necessary

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because you have to get President Harris, you have to get half the Cabinet,
and then, as I read it, at least you then need to
get Congress involved potentially anyway. SoI'm not saying that's likely to happen.
I'm just saying it should happen.But in terms of twenty fifth Amendment,
when you've got Biden up there sayingthat no troops were killed during his presidency,

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that was the essence of what hesaid. That not only fits in
the lie bucket, it fills upthe twenty fifth Amendment bucket. Because Ryan,
I think there's a very real chanceright now that he is mentally cognitively
unable to process the fact that hegot these thirteen amazing, courageous Americans killed

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in Afghanistan. I think he's unableto process it. I think he's convinced
himself it never happened. That's twentyfifth Amendment stuff. How does he stand
up there last night and say thatthat soldiers haven't died on his watch?
And that's not verbatim, but thatwas the essence of his point. Let's
go to beautiful Boulder, Color Idon't talk to David. You're on the
Dan Kaplis Show. Welcome, okay, Dan, A little less beautifulness should

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is a rainstorm that's going to comein. But that's beautiful. It's what
we watched last night was literally likeNixon sweating on stage or Benson putting down
Dan Quayle. I mean, itwas like one of the most monumental debate
snap boo as we've seen of alltime. Dude, that's the understatement of

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the millennium. Nixon's sweating on stagelook like bridget Bardeaux compared to what we
say last night. I mean,this is why i'd be like, reference
real life. It's like real life, you know, soap opera that actually
has like, you know, consequences. But yeah, watching that the way
it went down, as nobody expectedthat. You know, he thought even
if if Uncle Joe, who Inow call Grandpa Joe, if he had

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even come out kind of you know, half assed, kind of normal,
the idea was he would have stillgone on. Is probably the worst thing
could happen to Trump because now you'reright, there's going to be somebody who
is going to step in that couldeasily be more vigorous show you know,
some level of you know, aptitudeat this point in the race. But
the only question I do have,especially for Ryan because it's been talked about

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since the State of the Union.Obviously I love to read, like you
know, the Fox News message boardsand things like that. So the super
secret Navy seal am fetimine drug thatsupposedly was on and the conspiracy that if
that was the case last night,they must have given him the wrong dose
it Well, no, hey,listen, Biden can retire comfortably now on

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the medical malpractice suit. Yeah,and clearly doctor Jill is not a real
doctor. Hey, appreciate the call, David, Thank you. I would
just add to that, Dan,David's not wrong. The theory is that
they might have mistimed whatever cocktail byvitamin B twelve, not suggesting anything illegal
like vitamin B twelve adderall caffeine,whatever fible or energy. They mistimed it,

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and he had a cold. Hewas obviously ill, and I pointed
that out immediately. I was watchingwith Kelly when he walked into the city.
He does not look well, andthen he didn't sound well. I
don't think any cocktail could have revived. And if both of those points are
true, either or both of thosepoints are true, then you should invoke
the twenty fifth Amendment because we cannothave a president of the United States who
is not functional because well, hewas not capable last night during that debate,

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for example, of dealing with athreat to this nation. Right,
and yeah, if all of asudden, your medication cocktail, if that's
what was has to be just right. It has to be just right.
Or if you get a cold,then you're incapable of responding to a threat
against this country. Now, that'swhat the twenty fifth Amendment was made for.
Eight fi five for zero five eighttwo five five I call and text

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on this. I'm dying to hearfrom you clearly that there's going to be
a different nominee who would be themost difficult Democrat nominee to beat eight five
five for zero five A two fivefive the number text d A N five
seven seven three nine And now backto the Dan Kaplas Show podcast. Aren't

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your tape right now? Because I'mabout to tell you the truth and that
few if you can't handle the truth. This version of Biden is the best
Biden ever you knows, so longas it's nine. In fact, I
think he's better than he's ever been. President. Biden has a photographic memory,
his understanding and mastery of a complicatedgeopolitical situation is remarkable. He is

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sharp, intensely probing and detail orientedand focused. Jackie, you're here,
We're Jackie. I'm sure sure,sup here. I was sitting, you
know, a two feet from himacross the table, and he was,
you know, intense. It's gottrouble walking sometimes. Yeah, so did
that FDR. He wanted gd war. But he's totally focused. He's very

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sharp. They say he's sharp inmeetings and so on, very loosen.
I really hope this sinks in forthe American people, just the exposure as
if there was any doubt about howthe left lies and the media, that's
just an extension of the Democratic Party, with a few noble exceptions. Eight
five five for zero five eight twofive to five the number. I do

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hope that sinks in. I hopepeople remember that for to a broader point,
right, because listen, we allknow that this country cannot continue to
go on as polarized as it is. It's way too toxic and nobody wants
to live that way. So theonly way that's going to be resolved is
one side or the other is goingto prevail politically. And since the liberal

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stuff doesn't work. It's going tohave to be the conservatives for the good
of the nations. So each timethe left gets exposed for what it really
is, which is no longer theDemocratic party, that they shouldn't even use
that word, but they use itto try to fool people, because you've
got a lot of people remember adifferent kind of democratic party, maybe of
their parents or grandparents. But nowit's the hard core secular left and their

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liars, and they do these radicalthings that undermine our nation. And their
whole mission is to destroy traditional values, traditions, institutions, etc. Including
you know, to subjugate faith inAmerica so they can substitute their own faith,
which is their leftist ideology. Soit's very very important that people learn

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the truth at every opportunity about theleft. And in this case it's the
media arm eight y five for zerofive eight two five five the number.
If you just joined us, thankyou. Obviously we're just rolling in it,
reveling in it, basking in it, bathing in it. You know
the sound from last night where theleft is calling for the demise of Biden,

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and today the big new development.New York Times, New York Times
editorial board itself after Thomas Friedman editorialthis morning New York Times full editorial board
calling for Biden to leave the race, which confirms, I mean, he
would have anyway, but it confirmsthat he will not be the nominee.
And we've talked about the mechanics ofthat a bit, but that's where we're

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at right now. Continuing to quotefrom that New York Times editorial, and
this is not a columnist, thisis the full editorial board quote. Mister
Biden has said that he is thecandidate with the best chance of taking on
this threat of tyranny and defeating it. His argument rests largely on the fact
that he beat mister Trump in twentytwenty. That is no longer a sufficient

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rationale for why mister Biden should bethe Democratic nominee this year. Quote.
It should be remembered that mister Bidenshall mister Trump to this verbal duel.
He set the rules that he insistedon a date months earlier than any previous
general election debate. He understood thathe needed to address long standing public concerns
about his mental acuity, and thathe needed to do it as soon as

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possible. The truth mister Biden needsto confront now is that he failed his
own test. So eight five fivetwo five five. The number A question
about President Harris comes from Tony andBroomfield. You're on the Dan Kapla show.
Welcome Tony, Hey damn, thankyou for taking my call. Listen,

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I listened to you quite a bit. For the most part, I
agree with you oldheartedly. I am. I am a native to Denver for
forty years and a business owner isan old hye yard. Uh here's what
I want to say, listener.Uh, you know when you when you

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I know that you know. Iwatchd the debate last night and obviously Trump,
Uh he took it by far.He was right on. I am
a strong believer in this in Trump. I know he's doing the right thing
for the country. And but touh lift up uh you know, Michelle

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Obama and to try to give uhyou know, the demograph heads up that
she is the best candidate and evergives everybody else the point of saying,
okay, well you know this iswhy she needs She would be the best
candidate. She would be the hardestone to fighte against blah blah blah and

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all this sort of stuff. I'mlike, why, why why do we
want to lift her up? Shereally doesn't. Yeah, let me ask
you, Tony, are you concernedthat maybe my comments so give him an
idea they haven't already thought of?I am? I am, Yeah,
I am, And I appreciate thegood place comes from because you're like me,

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you very much want Trump to win. Believe me, they have already
thought of this, and and youknow, there is so much discussion and
you can just google it up rightnow, and there has been for quite
a while, you know, amongthese lefties as to what a great candidate
they would be. So no,I'm I'm not suggesting anything they haven't already
thought of. And it's I know, I just I think the more that

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we kind of keep things to ourselvesa conservative level, rather than to expose
a lot more things to give itmore ideas and yea and more ammunition,
the better off we are. Whywhy why put all these things out for
them? Well, Tony, it'snot a state secret, it's it's out
there. They've been talking about ita long time. But I appreciate your

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passion and your concerned about what's goingto happen if we lose and You're absolutely
right to be concerned. I thinkI think that personally, I think there
are two candidates who would pose athreat. I think that obviously Michelle Obama
for the reasons we've discussed. Ithink even uber intelligent, thoughtful people like

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Ryan are way too quick to DismisskevinNewsom because he's from California, and California
is a failed state in many ways, etc. I understand the logic,
but I think we have to lookbeyond the logic here, and an awful
lot of people vote on a morevisceral level. And if Newsom is the
candidate, and I think their candidateis, if it's not Michelle Obama,

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it's most likely to be Kamala Harris, which is great news for those of
us who want to see Trump geta second term. But if it was
to be Newsome, I think thatfirst of all, he's well a major
liar. He's an effective liar,and he's able to convince a lot of
people of his lies. He isyoung, he's energetic, he's a good

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looking by typical standards, and thecontrast with the Biden on every level would
be so stark would be at leastan initial sugar high, an initial sugar
rush for Newsom, and the pollswould would look pretty scary for a little
bit. I think over time,Trump would wear him down and beat him.
I'm just saying, don't completely blowoff Newsom because there is a threat

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there. But I think in theend, unless it's Michelle, it's likely
to be Hamala Harrison. That's agood thing for Trump. You're listening to
the Dan Kaplis Show podcast making surethat we're able to make every single solitary
person eligible for what I've been ableto do with the UH, with the

(18:37):
COVID, I should be with dealingwith everything we have to do with Look,
I even know we finally beat Medicare. Thank you, President, President.
He's right, he did beat Medicaid, beat it to death, and
he's destroying medicare. Wow, andlisten. As predicted on the show,

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I think Tepper and Bash were muchmuch better than we normally see from the
moderators, much more fair there.I think Jake was trying to save President
Biden from himself, but it justset up perfectly for Trump, who was
right on top of it. AndI know we're talking so much today about
Biden for obvious reasons. Right,because that meltdown assured that he will not

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be the nominee, which was alreadythe case, but it will happen much
quicker now and it will be muchmessier for the Democrats, which is a
beautiful thing. But we haven't hadthe chance to talk much about President Trump's
performance as we go back to thephone lines. Let me just state the
obvious quickly. A plus plus plusplus four discipline. Had tremendous discipline up
there, given who Biden is andwhat Biden has tried to do to him,

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etc. And so much credit toTrump for that, and it bodes
so well for his second term.A plus on immigration. I thought he
did very well in many ways onabortion, and you go right down the
list. It's so well in somany categories. Could he have done better
in certain places? Sure, he'sonly human, right, easy to say
from the comfort of radio studio.But I thought he did what I predicted

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he'd do. He had a greatnight and helped himself tremendously, And it's
just it's just wonderful. It isjust a beautiful thing to see. Would
there be a second debate? Wouldyou advise him to engage in a second
debate? Truck. Yeah, no, okay, and we know now that
nominee's not going to be Biden,so it wouldn't be a second Biden debate.

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But should he debate the Democrat nomineeor should he just say, hey,
I've already done that. You guys, you know, just need to
make up your mind. So you'reamos yourself exactly, Eerie, Mike,
what a gift that is to us. You're on the Dan Kapli show.
Welcome Mary, It's actually Mike fromMarie. Hey, how you doing?
Eerie? Hey, Hey, I'mdoing great. Hey, yeah, I

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got to conceive something to you.You absolutely calling it that, Uh,
Siden is not going to be inthe credit candidate after last night's the well,
thank you, my friend, youhave for a run or something.
I am actually okay, okay,good to be able to multitask, no
problem. So who who as aDemocrat or lefty whatever you are, who

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do you want your nominee to be? It's a lot of Democrats, not
a lefty. I've never voted fordemocrat. Okay, god, but I
don't you know, I don't reallyhave a dog. Okay. Alutely discussed
by that, Uh you want toso focused on Biden. Mike. Mike,

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we're having a hard time, andI really admire your commitment to fitness,
but we just can't hear you.Is he spelunking? I what does
that even mean? Means exploring acave? Oh? What? Okay?
Sewing me? Worried there for asecond, Lance and Evergreen, you're on
the Dan Kaplas Show. Welcome,Hey, Ryan, congratulations on your new

(21:59):
show. You're very well informed.I really appreciate it. Thank you,
I appreciate it. You can alwayscall Ryan's show to do that. Actually,
I'm kidding. I just want toknow where my tomahawks are, because
Lance, I've been telling everybody onthe show for a year Biden's not going
to be the nominee. I bettomahawks stakes I walk in here, I
expect a pile of tomahawks. Notomahawks. Well, Dan, I'd just

(22:25):
like to remind you that there arelegal ramifications. There is at least one
state. My apologize for not rememberingwhich one it is that says you cannot
make changes to the ballot after June. My friend days or we're going to
Lance is going to have to Lance, my inspired friend, let me ask

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you this, Uh, and Iknow that's going around. I was going
to get to some text on it. Uh. That seems very unlikely to
me because the Democrats don't even havetheir nominee yet, they haven't had their
convention yet, So how could astate require a party to inform the state
of their presidential nominee before the party'sconvention? And I understand we have a

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separate issue with Ohio. What's thatalso state that made the rule? Yeah,
And all I'm saying is lance thatmaybe one of those things that flies
around the internet and just isn't true, or it could be true and it
would just come as a surprise tome. But which state is it that's
saying that you've got to lock inyour presidential nominee? No, No,
that's okay, That's okay, myfriend. You remember Mordan Biden, that's

(23:33):
for sure. As for a coupleof collars Ago, Tony, I think
what he's really trying to say iswe get tired of hearing you campaigning for
Michelle Obama. I mean, whenyou talk about Michelle Obama, you talk
about how vibrant, wonderful she is, and when you talk about Trump you
say things like if he can justact normal at the debate and we get

(23:59):
tired of how you diss Donald Trumpand hold those people on high Yeah yeah,
Lance, who's the we? Kimasabiand I would suggest that the Wei
maybe check their hearing aids or orlisten to the show more carefully, because
nobody has been more fair to DonaldTrump on air anywhere in America than I
have been. I praise him whenhe deserves it, which is often.

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Are you suggesting Are you suggesting thatI not tell the truth about him when
when he makes a mistake? Areyou going to suggest that he has that
he did? What? How manypersonalities? Are you going to suggest that
he has? Lance? Are justmaking stuff up? Now? Are you

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related to Biden? Always do thatyou just met Lance? Okay, how
about this? You cannot give mea specific example for your first criticism me?
How about a specific example for thisone? When have I ever suggested
that Donald Trump has more than onepersonality? A Trump or Beach or Trump

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or D's one show? Right?That has nothing to do with different personalities.
That has to do like with Lanceor with Dan, or with Ryan
or with Kelly. Hey, arewe getting the a Dan today? He
can only act normal. He canonly act normal. Yeah, that's I

(25:22):
stand by that. That sentence isDonald Trump is not normal. He can
only act No, no, no, listen, I've said that, and
I completely take it any way youwant to. My job, Lance is
to tell the blanking truth, andI'm always going to do that no matter
where the chips fall. If youwant a liar, find a different show.

(25:45):
I'm not calling you a liar.I know that you're calling me what
I want Dan. The way youtalk about Trump, it seems to me
like you go into the voting boothsand you pull the lever to the left.
Boy, I'll tell you, Lance, I'm not even going to dignify
that with the response. Now,it's just baby talk trying Now, it's

(26:10):
just baby talk trying to bait meSwift. So that's it. This was
a Taylor Swift thing all along.Wow. Now, I'm always going to
tell the truth and and that's theonly way you can be credible. Plus,
if you're not going to tell thetruth, you're kind of a waste
of space. Right It's now,Hey, I'm not even going to go

(26:33):
into it. I've said so manypositive things about Trump, but hey,
when he messes up, I'm goingto be honest about it. Would you
like it some other way? AndI still believe he had one of the
great presidencies ever and and I thinka second term will be just like that.
I want him to have a secondterm. But I know there's an

(26:53):
A Dan and there's a B Dan. I hope it doesn't go any lower
than that on the scale. Isthere an A Ryan and a b Ryan?
Oh, there's a d N andf ryme okay, all right,
all right? Absolutely? Yeah?Eight five five for zero five A two
five five the number Dan I actuallythought, says a Texter. Trump was

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weak on substance last night. Inthe way that he explained issues. He
kept his words way too simple,as if he were at a rally.
He should have used his words ina much more focused way with facts.
He has so many issues to winwith, but he rambled last night.
In terms of temperament, he didmostly well considering he was an enemy territory.
Listen, I think the temperament waskey, right, and we set

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it going in that that's what mostundecided voters were looking for. With a
temptament. Yes, I think hewent in with that mission. Above all,
keep his cool and I think giventhat and the fact that he did
it so well, nobody's ever goingto nail every point. It's so easy.
From my basement or your basement orwhatever. I thought he did very

(27:56):
well in a lot of different areason substance. If there is a second
debate, yeah, I think I'llmake this point or that point better.
But overall, I just thought hedid very well. The golf thing.
Amy said it to me last night. We're going on our thirtieth year of
marriage next week, our thirtieth anniversary. She is never and we have a
lot of fun together. She's neverseen me laugh as hard. I thought

(28:17):
I was gonna throw up. Iwas laughing so hard, and she was
laughing so hard when they got offon their golf thing. Gotta play that
when we come back. We willplay it when we come back. Because
you know, I grew up agolf caddy. My dad was a golf
caddy. We've got just that golfhistory. I part cars at a country
club, all that stuff, andwe love to play golf. And so

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just when they got off on thisangry old man golf thing, I just
laughed till I almost threw up.But I thought Trump ended it beautifully,
and really, I think was oneof those little moments that helped him so
much. You're on the Dan KaplaShow, and now back to the Dan
Kaplas Show podcast. You can seehe is six five and only two hundred

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and twenty thirty pounds or twenty thirtyfive pounds. Well you said sixty four
two hundred, Well anyway, that'syour anyway, just take a look at
what he says he is, andtake a look at what he is.
Look, I'd be happy to havea driving contest with him. The rema.
I got my handicap, which whenI was vice president down to a
six. And but by the wayI told you before, I'm happy to

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play golf. If you carry yourown bag, I think you can do
it. That's the biggest live Whenhe's a six handicap. I was an
eight handicap. Now, but Ihave you know, I've seen your swing.
I know you swing. Must learn. I almost threw up. I

(29:45):
was laughing so hard. I meanliterally I was. I was falling off
the couch laughing, and he wasin the lazy boy. It literally a
lazy boy. She almost fell outof that laughing. That was but Trump
landed it so beautifully when he esgot to that different voice and said,
come on, let's not be chiller. That was beautiful. I've seen you
swing, I know you swing,and I've seen I've seen Biden swing online.

(30:10):
I mean it just goes. He'sa pathological liar. I mean Biden
and a six. If you don'tknow, golf means that you shoot six
over power on average. Roughly,Biden's probably six over power per whole based
on the swing. I wouldn't believea sixteen handicap for him. No,
no, no, maybe each nine. Maybe Carol and Lakewood, you're on
the Dan Kapla Show. Welcome.Hey Dan, did you say Kimo sabi?

(30:34):
I did? Did that offend somebody? Well? No, do you
know what kimo sabi means? Yeah, it was Long Ranger sidekick Kimo Sabi.
But no, but the Long Rangerwould say Kimo sabi. It was
a term of endearment. No,no, it's not. It's apache and
it means idiot. No. No, wait, I think Carrol watch did

(31:03):
you ever? I wouldn't do it, ranger. I watched the loan and
you're telling me. Now we're soundinglike Biden and Trump. And golf.
Are you telling me that Tonto waswas dissing the Lone Ranger all those Yes,
yes, he was a patch that'slike mister ed you know, Rip

(31:26):
and Wilbur. Just listen to me. It's a patchy and it means idiot.
Okay, okay, okay, justlook at the counter, Carol,
because this is a theory. Nowwe've got to we've got to explore this,
Carroll. Oh, Jibwa, whichis Chippewa. That's where I come
from, Michigan. The word allegedlymeans trusty scout or fearful friends, right,

(31:52):
and that's clearly how Tonto meant ittowards the Lone Rangers. No,
if you spell it out, okay, you look at Okay, I will
do that this weekends. It's idiot. It's meant as a term of endearment.
Thank you, Carol. I justdon't want to end this historic show
that we're sorry. Bob in Denverhere on the Dan Kaplis Show. Welcome,

(32:13):
Hey, Dar, I've always lovedyou. I think you're one of
the most intelligent promises person I evermet. I want to say a couple
of things thank you. The firstone is if our country as a whole
would stop the hate for each candidateand love our country want to make hate,

(32:34):
we wouldn't be in a mess forin what I'm saying about that is,
you know as well as I do. You could show something that Trump
or Biden say and don't deny itpeople though you watch them on TV,
Hey exactly what they said, andthey'll still deny it. It's because,
as you hear every game, thehatred for Trump is so bad because he

(32:58):
in my person opinion, he doesduring the swall. They don't like the
back that he got to know hemakes mistakes, but they don't want the
fact that he touched them. Andso again, our country needs to love
our country one than either one ofthem, and both for the woe that
they know is going to get asound enough for it. Bob, thank
you for the kind words and foryour call. This is something I think

(33:19):
we need to keep in mind though. The secular left which owns and operates
the Democratic Party. Now I'm nottalking about Democrats like the day and day
Out Democrats that you know and Iknow and things like that. Most of
my extended families Democrat, but thesecular left that runs the show there are
many of those people in the secularleft who do not love this country and
they do not want this country preservethe way that many Democrats and many Republicans

(33:44):
and independents want it preserved. Andwe've got to be honest about that reality
with the secular left. And soas we move forward now, Ryan,
and we're at the end of theshow. Obviously, Hey, these great
texts that came in today. Iknow folks worked hard on him. They'll
still be relevant come Monday. Right, Biden is not likely to leave the
race before Monday, So I'll tryto get to some of your text on

(34:05):
Monday. Thank you for taking thetime to send him. Okay, now
we faced the point I've said forover a year we would face. The
Democrats are going to have a newnominee the race. Make it tougher for
Trump. It may get easier.Ryan, If you could pick the Democrat
you want to run against right now, who would it be? Joe Biden?
Yeah, that would be first choice. But that isn't going to happen.

(34:27):
Come on, if it's not Biden, I think America is and I
think you're probably right, and unlessMichelle wants it, and America is not
going to elect Kamala Harris, sowe'll go into the weekend with that wonderful
thought. Thank you Ryan, thankyou Kelly. Have a great weekend.
Join us Monday on The Dan KaplaShow.
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