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This, it's deeper in the den. I'm with dangerous day. Well,
TikTok is back to some more dubious advice. A woman
on video blowing up after she let people know you've
been using your garbage bags wrong the whole time. She
says she was today's years old when she found out.
They come inside out, So you're supposed to put the
bag on the can like a hat, then push the
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whole thing down inside It eliminates the needs to shake
it into the air. Is it true if we've been
doing it wrong this whole time? Like so many TikTok facts, answers, No,
it's not really true. She's also not wrong. Turns out
inside out myth might be around for a while, the
folks that have to wade it in after a similar
video and viral a few years ago. You can do
it this way, and yes, it may eliminate the need
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to shake the bag, but really, how the trash bag
is designed to be used Either way, it doesn't matter.
There's no wrong way to put the liner in the
trash bin. I like to shake it and make that
snapping sound and scare the kids and the animals in
the house. Deeper in the door. Well, remember when hashtag
adulting was trending, when twenty year old something's were struggling
to come up with the term that they factor had
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to do their own taxes or wash their own underwear. Well,
this is a little bit more fun. People are talking
online about things that basically every single person on Earth
experiences when they become an adult, but nobody ever really
talks about. Some of the best comments include saying, I
have to be up early for work. It's the adult
version of saying my mom said no. Right. You start
having the we have food at home talk with yourself. Yep,
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been there, done that. The kitchen always needs to be cleaned,
and it doesn't matter if you get takeout or you're
gone all day, you still will be cleaning the kitchen.
You get it rationally upset when they rearrange the grocery store. Yeah,
guilty is charged. You spend too much time debating yourself
on keeping a cardboard box because it's a really good box.
I'm not the only one, right. Your morning routine now
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includes ten minutes of sitting on your bed thinking about
how tired you are. While I'm the first one up
and I'm up super early. I'm out of that bed
like a rocket. You have a favorite go to stovetop burner.
I thought I was the only one. Adulthood mostly going well,
I hope this is how it works, and I'll keep
doing it till somebody yells at me, whispering what the
f to yourself? About ninety six times a day? Oh yeah,
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for sure, chores not done entirely one session. For example,
washing thirty minutes, drying sixty minutes, putting away seven to
ten business days. Yes, you're constantly toggling between wondering if
it's too late to drink coffee or if it's too
early to drink alcohol. When you were a little kid,
all adults seemed to be the same age, and now
that you're adult, it seems like all the kids are
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the same age. And when you're twenty fifteen, people could
turn up your house at any moment. When you're thirty,
literally takes two months of planning just to see a friend.
Oh yeah, wait, till you're my age to me. They
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