Mama Was Acting Bad

The weekend didnt go as expected for Ashlee

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, wake yo, and wake up Hi. Everybody, Happy Monday.
I still have a little bit of a rasp happening.
And it's not because I'm sick. I lost my voice
Friday night, and I obviously full on plan on telling

(00:24):
you guys the story at six point thirty. But I
it's certainly not the first time it's happened. I am
telling you it will be the last. But I got
kicked out of the club Friday night, like I just
I'm so sick of it. And by the way, I'm
saying kicked out of the club, but not all the

(00:46):
way kicked out. I just got like kicked out of
the air. I'll explain. You got kicked out the section,
not the section. I got kicked out of the section.
Now you got to stand in the middle of the
club looking weird porn. I got right out. I left
because I was like it was. It was the most uncomfortable.
And I don't even want to say the name of
the club because I have we have friends that like

(01:07):
work here and around here that are part of that
business for that club. But I know everybody knows where
I was Friday night, what area I was in, So
it's not like in a big surprise, like you guys,
can you should not have been kicked out? What did
you do? I want to hear this. Jesus, Jesus is right,
I need Jesus. Do we really think it's the last time? Though?

(01:29):
It's a it actually unless it's like a foreign's talking
about guys. I got a night going on at the casino, like,
come and we'll do something. Fine. I don't think I
should be in the clubs anymore, like I really don't
think you kind of running out of places to go. Yeah,
and let me tell you something. I stick out like
a sore thumb, like I'm too tall. I had just

(01:49):
come from the tree lighting, so I was in a
black dress with a white bow that was massive. It
looked like a mapkin on my chest, like it just
it just I can't even believe it. And then I
had to wake up the next morning and parent and
it was a lot I was thinking back to because
you know it's Notti likes to play this game. Like
the amount of drinks that I had. I had Forestpresso martinis,

(02:15):
and then we had shot at Tequila before we left,
and then I had two vodka sodas, and then I
had another shot at tequila when we got to the club,
and then I had Rebel vodka and I had one
more shot Jesus yes, and I pumped at like I
got home at two something and then I pumped at
four something and it was hilarious. When we were carrying

(02:38):
that milk home, the fireman was like, I can't write
drunk on the bags for this milk. This will be
used as a bath because nobody. I could give that
milk to somebody to drink and they'd just straight up
be drunk. At what point were you drunk through those drinks?
Because I feel like after the forest press of martinis,
i'd be wasting. No, yeah, no, they and you know what,

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they were the smaller glass, so it wasn't even so
I hate martini glasses because there's some they're just like
it's three SIPs, you know, And they were twenty dollars
per drink. Were they good though? Yeah? Good, they were good,
But martinis are expensive. And that the shots though, always guys,

(03:19):
and the tequila was I always get nauseous when I
talk about shots. That's the weirdest thing. It was warm.
It was warm, and I don't even like tequila, so
that was just because Smash was like oh yeah, Smash, yeah,
Smash was down, so it it just turned out to
be quite the night. It wasn't supposed to get as

(03:40):
aggressive as it did. Obviously, Fireman ditched me halfway. He
was like, oh yeah, get what you did wasn't justified.
They had to be let me see, she's six and drunk,
she ad. I don't think it was for I was
being nothing but respectful and nice. Actually told AJ this morning,

(04:01):
like I felt as if multiple times I kept being like,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, because once I explained
the situation, it'll make more sense. But I really was
being nice. I feel like the guy that was in
charge of letting people into that area there was a
little bit of like a complex happening, which sometimes there is. Yeah,

(04:23):
Like I feel like he was really upset with me,
and I don't know where it came from. I wasn't lying,
I wasn't doing anything. I just can't wait. Yeah, I
don't think i'll ever be allowed back at that establishment
because once I got asked to leave, then then then
I got and I started acting out. Oh yeah, yeah,
then I was mad. I don't want to be what
I am. I really want to be better. And it's

(04:44):
so crazy because I said to myself, I'm not drinking again,
and then I had four mimosas yesterday and it was
just like