I Need My Eggs

Santi coukld care less about health as long as he gets his eggs

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashyam in morning show with DJ four and it's saw
TPG Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bustin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. I don't know what you're doing to people. Me.
I don't know what you are doing to people to
make them do this. But we have a situation here

(00:27):
at work where if you you know, there's a breakfast situation,
there's a cafeteria and we have a lovely woman who
runs it. And in an emergency, in a life or
death emergency, this woman this morning woke up and was
so ill that she had to get in an ambulance.
Nine one one was called. She had to get in

(00:49):
a whole ambulance. Who did she call to say, Hey,
I can't make your eggs today, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
None other.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, it was our kids form, but that's a great
It was not her boyfriends family, No, it was not.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was not her fish ambulance Ambo.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
She called Santi Diolio to say, hey, I'm not going
to be able to make your eggies today. I'm going
to the hospital. Like, what have you done to this
poor woman? You have to beat her down. I don't
think I have beat her down. I feel like I'm
very respectful to her. I do my order.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I follow like every room I'm supposed to, just in
regards to like when to order and stuff. And it's fine,
at least I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
And she was in such distress that that like she
tried to calm Like the text messages that she was
sending him made no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ambulance won't hurt eggs, no dying, It's like what.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
So like I was inconvenienced today and it just.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Prote you know what.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And he's telling me and I can see, you know
how where it's head and he's like, I just like
that's He's like, I feel really bad for her. I'm
really doing. I'm like, I know you do, man, And
he goes. But now like yeah, she knows, she does,
and she and she knows what. She knew that this
was going to happen. She knew that if she went,
she was hospitalized. And never informed him that we were

(02:22):
going to have to do a whole break about him
not being able to get his eggs because he's being
ignored by the cafeteria.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Or do you think she's gonna get mad that like
we said that she left in an ambulance.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
She knows what time it is. I don't know why
she left in the amble like she's going to be okay,
I think she I don't know if we're gonna What
would you do without her? If she never returned to
this one she moved on to a better place, the
kitchen in the sky. What would you do fully?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I would just make my food the night before.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The kitchen in the sky. Now she's gonna be fine.
She's gonna be fine. And this isn't about her, because
that's my girl and I love her. This is about you,
like trying to pretend like you cared about her illness.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
But you know, Meme, while you were like, what about
my eggs?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Do you guys think I'm coming off in a type
of way that made her like concerned about this, that
like she might be dying. But then she's concerned about
what I'm gonna eat this apparently.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
About what you're gonna eat, about what you're going to say. Really,
she knew in her heart of hearts, And I will
ask her this actually when she comes back, whenever it
is this week, I'm just gonna put her right on
air and ask her. I'm not gonna set it up
I'm gonna say, did you text Santy from the ambulance
because you knew that if you didn't and he never
heard from you, that he would be talking bad about
you on air. She's gonna say yes, Yes, she's gonna

(03:40):
say yep, That's why I felt like I had to
hip him to the situation.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I change my ways. Now, are you guys saying maybe
maybe I should go about life?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think after she gets back, be like, hey, I
thank you for keeping me posted, but you did not
have to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Like all I was.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Continued, I'm not going to say that pulsive next time.
I have my eggs done before. You could have made
him before you left in the ambulance. Like I'm hungry,
I mean my protein?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Am I gonna eat that? Ashley? I feel really bad
verb but like what am I supposed to do? Like
I'm hungry, it's breakfast time.