Does Anyone Know Uncle Barry?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daddy and the jam In Morning Show with DJ Foren.
It's Saunty Morning, Boston's.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Oh man, you guys, Hi, good morning myself. Salanti's here,
AJ's here. DJ Forn is in Miam, Jimmy, he's there
for Rolling Loud. I feel I know him, and I

(00:25):
feel like he'll end up sneaking into the show for.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, he'll define get it. And he's also well connected
with all these artists too, so I'm sure, well I.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Think so too. So anyways, I walk in.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's not here, but there's like a little piece of
paper stuck to the to the desk and it says
Foreign and it's like all of his empty water bottles.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So he's here in spirit. So I'm like, what the
what the hell is this?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's like a graveyard of his water bottles hanging out
And next to it was a box and the box
was addressed to me, and the box looked like it
had been opened. So I I told AJ that I
was fearful that it was like a live animal or something.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
It just it something was off about this box.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, So I open it up and there's a card
in there, and I start reading the card again.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Box is addressed to me. I start reading the card
and it's like, hey, uncle Barry, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I want to thank you for that. I'll pack a
wool blanket you got me when I was little. I
wish I could see you soon. I remember our thanksgivings together.
Here is a sweatshirt for you, Merry Christmas. I love you,
Uncle Barry.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So uncle Barry has no communication with this person.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So Uncle Barry clearly hasn't spoken this person in a while.
But Uncle Barry was going to get a sweatshirt that
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I should keep that sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's nice. I feel like you have to keep that
because the work it's going to take that. Get that
back to the person and back down to Texas, where
I assume that thing was going.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Is like my sigh, too much war fel like you
have to keep it. It was It's it's a Texas
Longhorn sweaterhirt. It's a two X. The box was addressed
to me. I know people are gonna start calling in
being like you have to return it. I who guys,
somebody find me Uncle Barry. I'll send it alone.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean, and also to we we we've all been there.
If the box that gets celebrity House is somewhat good
and looks pretty like attractive, that box just disappearance. You
don't return it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
But if it's yes, you do. If it says someone
else's name, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't know, man, No, especially when you buy some Amazon.
When you return it, it goes into this, to this,
to this, to the spot.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
It doesn't go back to the.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I know, and you know it's so crazy that you
say that it goes back to this place. And I've
heard of people being able to go to that place
and shop.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Where is that?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
And the discount are amazing. I think there's one locally.
I feel like it's out in the Metro.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
West because I've returned stuff, not because there was anything
wrong with it. It just didn't fit the space or
I didn't I'm stupid, I didn't measure it first or whatever.
I've heard that though, it doesn't just go back on
the shelf for you to buy it.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So to my point, why not just keep all the stuff?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
That guy get to see her because it's Christmas, and
I don't know if if Uncle Barry's not gonna get
anything but that Uncle Barry's I just want everyone to
know I am not Uncle Barry.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I don't know why, but.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Uncle Barry sounds old. I think, like, what you're gonna
get a couple of months.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
With that because he bought this person at Alpaca Wool.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, you know, because in the car the person is
referencing some things given from like thirty years ago. So
Uncle Barry's on the older end and he's the uncle,
so he's probably like in his eighties. Yeah, yeah, like
he's in a nursing home. He doesn't need that.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
What's gonna happen is we were chatting about this. It's
a It's a Texas Longhorns double Xtra large sweatsirt, which
is again what I would buy. I always run my
hoodies big. You're probably gonna see it in one of
the videos makes and it's fine, and we're just no.
If there's one comment about the hoodie, better not the
Uncle Barry, what I think.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
That I'm gonna make that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I just feel like someone listening to the show is
going to see me in this watcher and comment under Barry.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Uncle Barry wanted his hoodie. I just feel like my
name is on the box. I'm not really sure how
to proceed.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's like a crazy thing that happens when somebody's like
that unhinged and they're sending packages to the wrong people.
You're just inviting it. Keep it ash, It's Christmas. You
just got a gift.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Merry Christmas to me and Uncle Barry.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But for some reason, you guys are listening, and you
know Uncle Barry I have his two x Texas longhorn
heading