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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashy in the morning show with d J Foren.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's SAT Morning, Austin's number one for hip hop. He
am in ninety four or five.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, everybody, good morning. All right.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
If I say the name THEO James to you, you
might not recognize it. I think if you saw him
he's an actor, you might be a little more after Like,
I think I've seen him in something. He's starting a
divergent series. He was in The White Lotus. Santy tells
me there was a full frontal in that, and Sandy
gave him the approval.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah. His his his tool is very nice, Yeah, describe it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Pool is very nice.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Foreign, it's easy on the eyes. Foreign. I think most.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I see here. Most recently he was in The Gentleman okay,
Gyrichie filmed out okay either way. Yeah, that's the one
where he shows as you know what, White Lotus, which
is which is a very popular show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Anyho.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He was playing a game two Truths and a Lie.
So we're just gonna I'm gonna play the audio for
you live time, and then you will actually hear him
reveal the two truths and a Lie. When I heard this,
I just thought to myself, well, I don't want to
give too much away.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's play.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So I would love for the two of you to
play two truths and one lie.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Here we go, first truths. On my mother's side. Weirdly,
I am related to Brian Cock second one university. I
went on a date that I thought went pretty well.
You know, we had some fun and we were young
and dumb and full of fun. In the morning, she
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had left and there was a present for me in
the bath and it was a small turd. And the
truth is, I'm a to Greek. So what do you
think is the lie?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What's the first one? Again?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Brian Cox? Brian Cook? Brian Cox is a lie?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's the lie?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, Oh so he doesn't know? Oh yes, okay, so
follow along here because I kind of confused me. But
the Brian that he was related to, Brian Cox, who's Brian.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Cox, the guy from succession the head gout.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, that was the lie, meaning he's a quarter of
Greek and that he went on a date with a woman,
thought it went well, and she left in the morning
and she had pooped.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
In this tub. I've heard stories like that. What is that?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I think the girl got really drunk and I think
stuff like that happens in that situation.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I went to high school with a girl who got toilet,
is right, that is what that make sense? She had
to take it out?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh no, or I guess no.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
She could have when she went to the bathroom. She
thought the tub was a toilet. That's a big toilet.
She was drunk. Guys, even if you drunk.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I went to high school with a girl that at
a party got really drunk. They woke up the next morning.
The girl had her underwear on top of her gene
with with a poop right next to her.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She was so drunk. Yeah, that's all I'm telling you.
And that's not like that's a true story.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Don't you know a story about someone in this building
as well with poop.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'll tell it. I'm just not remembering you just told them.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh yees. Another guy in this building went on a
date with a girl, had like a one night stand.
So they fell asleep and he actually passed out on
the couch. He woke up to her going to the
bathroom and blowing it up, just you know, just having
issues the bathroom in the bathroom, but right next to
the door.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I Well, girls don't poop. Obviously these ones in this
story obviously select few. But I am telling you right now,
that's me on a date. Like if okay, let's use
AJ for example. Go ahead, how about my AJ. You're
over there tomorrow, you're on date number five and you
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have to go to the bathroom? Like, what does one
do in that situation? Because I'm I'm telling you right now,
I'm saying I'm doing this on my phone, drinking. I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Somebody's dead.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Not going to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, But if you leave, it's gonna send the wrong message.
So your best bet is just to hold as much
as you want.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The messages is it's sending.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
If she stinks up the man's bathroom, there's no.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hell I am okay, Wow, goodbye.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
If you guys have a bad night or something like that,
you just don't know what's gonna happen, and it just
comes really quick.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It hits you nowhere, Yeah, going to the car. I
stand with you. I'm going I'm going out of limb here.
I'll put myself in the car.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay, I don't Before I would poop in that man's
apartment or in his tub, I would go in my car.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
So I'm assuming that not coming back into.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The I'm never coming back into that man's life. Okay,
but why I die? But what do you say to
him once you leave?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I had to go. I had to well, no, somebody
called me. I got a text, and I'm like, hey,
I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You'll never see me again.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Vanish It's called vanish mode.