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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dashy and the Jamie Morning Show with DJ four and
it's Sauty Good Morning, Bustin's.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Hi everybody, good morning. We're officially back, happy twenty twenty five,
having new year. Hope you had a great Christmas and
holidays and all the things. Before I talk about the
potty training hell that I've I've been in, I do
want to take a second to say that I know
(00:27):
there are a lot of moms in the car right
now that got up this morning, and whether they just
were off for the same amount of time that we were,
or they're just coming off of maternity leave, we're all
kind of feeling the same way. And I posted a
little bit about this over the weekend. But you know,
it doesn't feel natural to leave your kids as a mom.
(00:51):
It just doesn't like I feel something like pinging me
in my chest every time I leave coming off a
long break, because my body gets used to being there
for them moms in the morning, and my body gets
used to just all of the things with them and
being there for them during the day. So it was
very strange this morning getting up because I almost felt
(01:11):
like I was on another mini maternity leave, and I
just know that there are a lot of us now
this morning that are gonna have to break that cycle
of being with them every single morning. And I know
it's different for all moms because a couple of my
girlfriends hit me up and they were like, Yo, you
need to shut the.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hell up with this. I feel sad. Lead your kids
go to work. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And I do think that it's different because Daisy is
so young still, she's only six months old.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know, Layla's pretty self sufficient and she can figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But I I know that there are moms that had
written me saying I'll be listening in the morning. I'm
coming off maternity leave. I'm coming off this two weeks
feeling the same way that you're a feeling, and it
is hard, Like it's not easy, And I think I
just need to get through the week and my brain
will then retrain itself because I am a better mom
when I'm doing both when I'm working in MI.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
But you do get used to that little bubble.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My wife is one of the coldest people in existence,
Like love for her is really tough, right, But when
she had the twins, she struggled going back to work
and was in tears driving down the highway like every day.
So I applaud you guys. Yeah I've been.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I've been very emotional too because I'm not I'm not
doing it again, you know. And it's like these this
is my last every time I every time I go
in there and I think to myself that I want
to complain, like she woke up again in the middle
of the night. It's like, I'm not going to be
having any more babies.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So this is my baby. Maybe that's the real question.
And I don't think we we have.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So the club is still being The club is open.
I know if they're banging and shooting it up there,
but the club doors are open.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But we put it. We put the chain lock on it,
but you can't open the door like you can see.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It like the whole.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But anyways, I just wanted to take a moment.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So if you're if you're if your mom shedding some
tears this morning, trust me, I get it. So anyways,
potty training, you guys, you know me, and you guys
know how I am when I'm said on doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We had these dates up.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I did not want to potty train over Christmas or
like for New Year's the all that stuff. I wanted
to do it after and let her have her time
of peeing and pooving in diapers. But this past weekend
I had read a couple of different books and so
I had kind of mixed up a few things just
deciding on the way I was going to poty train.
Everybody does it different, but we decided four days straight
(03:30):
inside the house.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We did not leave. For the first three days.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She did not wear any pants, so she had a
T shirt on and she was naked from belly button
town just like out. I have videos, obviously I could
never share, but of me just I'm in tears because
she's doing summer assaults in the living room and it's
just ass out like she's living.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Her best life.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm gonna knock on wood here because I am very
proud of where she's at. After the four days, so
basically the first three d we never left the house.
It low key felt like COVID times because we just
stayed in and we didn't go anywhere, and we really
like concentrated on you know, hey, you don't have a
diaper on.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You're a big girl now. If you have to go
to the potty. You let mommy know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We did the setup of I had a prize table,
so every time she went to the bathroom, she came out,
she washed her hands, she came out, and she got
to pick something. I went to the dollar the little
dollar bins at Target, and I loaded it up with
toys and like her favorite candy and stamps and stickers
and all the things. We got her a potty watch.
They sell these, Okay, potty watch watch. Okay, it looks
(04:38):
like she's wearing an Apple watch.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And once an hour it goes off, and it's like,
you have to go potty. And when I tell you,
it does not matter what this girl is doing. When
the potty watch goes off, boom bang, she is to
the pty. She thinks it's so cool, like she's boom
to the pipe. Mind you, Sometimes she pees in between
the but if the potty watch goes off, she's gonna
(05:02):
push a pe out.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It might just be a little give me a peep,
but she's gonna push one out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So we also, I'm pretty like cut throat with certain things,
like I don't I don't believe in pascifire, like I
didn't let that cause it's honestly selfish.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I didn't want to have to break it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So a lot of people were like, why don't you
have a toilet a small toilet in the living room.
Now we're going right to the big girl potty, And
I'm not because I'm not dealing with it, Like I
don't want to have to break all of these things.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So we have we we spent money.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It was like a fifty dollars toilet seat that we
took off our old toilet seat, put a new one on,
so a little one can be pulled down and you
can push that up for the for the adult one.
So when it came to pe, she really advanced quicker
than I thought I would say. By the end of
day one, we we had taken all of the like
the cushions off the couch. We blocked certain areas like
(05:47):
I was ready for war. She had a couple little
where like a little bit of p would come out
and she'd, oh, my god, you know, mommy, I have
to go to the bathroom. After day one she was
telling me I have to use the bathroom. I actually
have a legit tear in my eye this morning. I
just posted it on my Instagram at Ashley Felmon tweeze
on the Ashley she woke up four and at six
am and she looked at to the camera and said, Mommy,
(06:08):
I have to go to the bathroom, which is like,
that's incredible, Like I I'm so prouder. Yeah, so and
and because I know there's people in the car right
now that a potty trade and you've been through the
through the thick of it, and you're like, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Let me tell you guys, ab what will happened last night?
You hear me talk a lot about p We haven't
gotten yeah, get to the sub. So in the four
days she has gone twice.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The first time because we were in lockdown, the fireman
and I would take turns walking the dogs just to
get out of the house. Right. He would go for
twenty come home. We would we would rotate. I would
leave for twenty So I was on my twenty minute
walk time. This was two days ago. And I come
into the house and I hear screaming. I hear him
(06:57):
being like.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Get up here.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I run up the stairs and I leave for twenty
minutes and all hell breaks loose. She had pooped on
the floor and listen on the floor. Yep, and listen.
I knew this was gonna happen, like we had to
be prepared for these things. Okay, she doesn't, she doesn't understand. Okay,
she just doesn't. She's three years old. She's trying to
figure it out. So the fireman said that he was
(07:20):
talking to her. He was vacuuming. He said, he turned
around and she sprinted away, and he knew what was happening.
He said, I tried to run her down, but he goes,
she stood. She didn't even squat down, he said. She stood,
stared at him, started screaming, crying, and a massive log.
When I tell you all log, I couldn't believe that
(07:43):
that thing came out, I said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
When he showed me the photo, I was like, who's
poop is that? So that that was our first Now.
I sat her down when I got home and I
said what happened? And she goes, she looks me dead
in the eye. She goes, I pooped on the floor.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's crazy, right, she really?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Then I mean, and I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
An hour later, I go, remember, we have to really
concentrate if you have to go to the potty, you
tell mommy, even if it's pee or poop.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And she was like, she whispered, she goes, I pooped
on the floor. That's nuts. She knows it's not right.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So fast forward, guys to last night and gear up
for this because I really was taken aback and you
have to really again, keep in mind, she's three years old,
so she doesn't necessarily know how to.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Articulate exactly how she's feeling.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So one of the prizes that she gets when she
goes to the bathroom is she loves to have skeleton face.
She loves her halloween stuff. So I shower with her
every night. We take off her skeleton makeup.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So we're in the.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Shower and she starts getting agitated and she starts crying
in the shower and I'm like, what's wrong, Like, tell mommy.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What's wrong? And she's like, my butt hole itches. So
I'm like, okay, I'm like, let me itch it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So I turn her around. I say show mommy where
it itches. And she's not necessarily showing her butthole, but
she's like smacking her cheek. So there I am on
my hands and knees and I'm scratching her butt cheek. Fine,
she says, it feels better after I scratch her butt cheek. Well,
fast forward for the next hour. She's crying, like in distress.
Her butthole itches, her butthole. It's mommy, please, Like if
(09:21):
I heard my butthole itches seventy five times in an
hour span, and I felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I was telling you ag this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It got to the point where I was googling like
crazy stuff, thinking like does the toilet paper irritate her?
Because when I would ask her to point, sometimes she
would point to someone I know, and sometimes she would
point to the butt like she just couldn't figure it out.
So she At this point, I'm nursing the baby, so
boob out in the living room. Just to set the scene,
she is in the kitchen with the fireman, and all
(09:49):
of a sudden, she stands up. She's on the chair
and she gets down on the floor and she stands
up and she screams bloody murder, and she's like, help.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Me, Mommy, help me. My buttle is edging, and all
of a sudden she poops. So he goes to grab
her as like the turret is coming down you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Guys it waitit wait wait wait wait wait legit scene
out of a movie. He goes to grab her, but
when he grabs her, he swings Hey, this sack. It
smacked his forearm and slid.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Adoption, so slid out of the man's forearm.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, wait. So I'm like, because I have the baby
on the poop, so I sprint in there. He gets
her on the toilet. Now she is in hysterics, right,
She's hyperventilating.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
She's bawling, crying.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I run in.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I sit because I have a stool next to the toil.
I sit down. He's he's dry heaving. I go leave,
leave because I don't want her to get upset. So
he leaves. It's me, her and the baby in there.
She's bawling, crying, and I'm holding her hand.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm like, it's okay, baby, like, you just have to poop,
go ahead, And she does a little and herd falls
in the and the toilet and she goes yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
She starts glapping for herself. Two seconds later, another one
comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
She goes yeah, So one fella, yes, but we got
the other two turtlings inside the potty.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
By the way, put those all together. I don't know
what this girl is eating. I yeh loch. So we
did have quote a poop in the potty, but it
was a scene.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But after, like the fireman, I had been laughing about
this since because now that we backtrack the whole night,
like my butthole itches.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
She doesn't. She didn't understand the sensation of I have
to go poop without a diaper on. She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She she was using the word itch, but I think
she was having like the feeling of like I have
to poop, and she didn't have a diaper on, and
she was afraid of the potty, so she's like, what
do I do. She's trying to hold it in. But
at least you got some no, you guys, it's huge.
It's such progress. And listen, we all know the going
to be mistakes, Like we all know there's going to
be accidents. I was fully prepared for this. But even
(12:04):
the fact that she woke up this morning and said,
I have to go to the bathroom. She brought to
my attention multiple times after the incident.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I pooped on a potty.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm a big girl now I wear a big girl
underwear like mommy like, she was very proud. Asked me
to call my brother and my mom on FaceTime so
we could tell them that she cooked in the pot
She was very very proud. The fireman will not speak
of it. We don't talk about it at that part
of it. We just say that she went in the
potty because he can't like he we don't.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, the reality is human waste, not in a toilet.
There's something very at it. And it's the floor like
that traumatizing and the man's hairy.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm just gonna leave it out. It was a live
human on the arm.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let me say, in my very short time parenting potty training,
it's a grind. And I know so many people have
written me and I've been documenting over the weekend and
so many people have on through it, like the patience
it takes you like that, like we didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The house for three days. It's it's not easy. It's
really hard. So it's different for every kid. It's different
for every kid. It's like plus like really get it,
get it together.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She might get another itchy b hole today and right
on my living room floor. I don't know, but if
you're going through it, I get it. And you know
what for hilarious. I post because people were like, oh,
you know, how are you doing it? Like post your
tricks or your tips in it? So I'm kind of documenting.
And I show the bathroom because I wanted to show
the toilet set that we were using. And your friend
over here writes back and goes, how many deuces have
(13:36):
you dropped in that toilet? So I screenshot it and
I post it mad. People who don't listen to the show,
they just follow me on Instagram were like, you should
you should block him.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's not funny.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You're helping us as parents with like the tricks. I
didn't even know that watch existed, and this man's trying.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
To like block him.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I thought that question though, like how many would you think?
And can we talk about what the women in your
house to you think dropped the massive do something?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, it's been It's been an adjustment for me because
I like, girls don't poop, but she does a whole
lot
Dashy and the Jamie Morning Show with DJ four and
it's Sauty Good Morning, Bustin's.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Number one for hip hop jam in ninety four or five.
Hi everybody, good morning. We're officially back, happy twenty twenty five,
having new year. Hope you had a great Christmas and
holidays and all the things. Before I talk about the
potty training hell that I've I've been in, I do
want to take a second to say that I know
(00:27):
there are a lot of moms in the car right
now that got up this morning, and whether they just
were off for the same amount of time that we were,
or they're just coming off of maternity leave, we're all
kind of feeling the same way. And I posted a
little bit about this over the weekend. But you know,
it doesn't feel natural to leave your kids as a mom.
(00:51):
It just doesn't like I feel something like pinging me
in my chest every time I leave coming off a
long break, because my body gets used to being there
for them moms in the morning, and my body gets
used to just all of the things with them and
being there for them during the day. So it was
very strange this morning getting up because I almost felt
(01:11):
like I was on another mini maternity leave, and I
just know that there are a lot of us now
this morning that are gonna have to break that cycle
of being with them every single morning. And I know
it's different for all moms because a couple of my
girlfriends hit me up and they were like, Yo, you
need to shut the.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hell up with this. I feel sad. Lead your kids
go to work. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
And I do think that it's different because Daisy is
so young still, she's only six months old.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know, Layla's pretty self sufficient and she can figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But I I know that there are moms that had
written me saying I'll be listening in the morning. I'm
coming off maternity leave. I'm coming off this two weeks
feeling the same way that you're a feeling, and it
is hard, Like it's not easy, And I think I
just need to get through the week and my brain
will then retrain itself because I am a better mom
when I'm doing both when I'm working in MI.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
But you do get used to that little bubble.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
My wife is one of the coldest people in existence,
Like love for her is really tough, right, But when
she had the twins, she struggled going back to work
and was in tears driving down the highway like every day.
So I applaud you guys. Yeah I've been.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I've been very emotional too because I'm not I'm not
doing it again, you know. And it's like these this
is my last every time I every time I go
in there and I think to myself that I want
to complain, like she woke up again in the middle
of the night. It's like, I'm not going to be
having any more babies.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So this is my baby. Maybe that's the real question.
And I don't think we we have.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So the club is still being The club is open.
I know if they're banging and shooting it up there,
but the club doors are open.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But we put it. We put the chain lock on it,
but you can't open the door like you can see.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It like the whole.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But anyways, I just wanted to take a moment.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So if you're if you're if your mom shedding some
tears this morning, trust me, I get it. So anyways,
potty training, you guys, you know me, and you guys
know how I am when I'm said on doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We had these dates up.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I did not want to potty train over Christmas or
like for New Year's the all that stuff. I wanted
to do it after and let her have her time
of peeing and pooving in diapers. But this past weekend
I had read a couple of different books and so
I had kind of mixed up a few things just
deciding on the way I was going to poty train.
Everybody does it different, but we decided four days straight
(03:30):
inside the house.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We did not leave. For the first three days.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
She did not wear any pants, so she had a
T shirt on and she was naked from belly button
town just like out. I have videos, obviously I could
never share, but of me just I'm in tears because
she's doing summer assaults in the living room and it's
just ass out like she's living.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Her best life.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm gonna knock on wood here because I am very
proud of where she's at. After the four days, so
basically the first three d we never left the house.
It low key felt like COVID times because we just
stayed in and we didn't go anywhere, and we really
like concentrated on you know, hey, you don't have a
diaper on.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
You're a big girl now. If you have to go
to the potty. You let mommy know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We did the setup of I had a prize table,
so every time she went to the bathroom, she came out,
she washed her hands, she came out, and she got
to pick something. I went to the dollar the little
dollar bins at Target, and I loaded it up with
toys and like her favorite candy and stamps and stickers
and all the things. We got her a potty watch.
They sell these, Okay, potty watch watch. Okay, it looks
(04:38):
like she's wearing an Apple watch.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And once an hour it goes off, and it's like,
you have to go potty. And when I tell you,
it does not matter what this girl is doing. When
the potty watch goes off, boom bang, she is to
the pty. She thinks it's so cool, like she's boom
to the pipe. Mind you, Sometimes she pees in between
the but if the potty watch goes off, she's gonna
(05:02):
push a pe out.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
It might just be a little give me a peep,
but she's gonna push one out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So we also, I'm pretty like cut throat with certain things,
like I don't I don't believe in pascifire, like I
didn't let that cause it's honestly selfish.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I didn't want to have to break it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So a lot of people were like, why don't you
have a toilet a small toilet in the living room.
Now we're going right to the big girl potty, And
I'm not because I'm not dealing with it, Like I
don't want to have to break all of these things.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So we have we we spent money.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It was like a fifty dollars toilet seat that we
took off our old toilet seat, put a new one on,
so a little one can be pulled down and you
can push that up for the for the adult one.
So when it came to pe, she really advanced quicker
than I thought I would say. By the end of
day one, we we had taken all of the like
the cushions off the couch. We blocked certain areas like
(05:47):
I was ready for war. She had a couple little
where like a little bit of p would come out
and she'd, oh, my god, you know, mommy, I have
to go to the bathroom. After day one she was
telling me I have to use the bathroom. I actually
have a legit tear in my eye this morning. I
just posted it on my Instagram at Ashley Felmon tweeze
on the Ashley she woke up four and at six
am and she looked at to the camera and said, Mommy,
(06:08):
I have to go to the bathroom, which is like,
that's incredible, Like I I'm so prouder. Yeah, so and
and because I know there's people in the car right
now that a potty trade and you've been through the
through the thick of it, and you're like, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Let me tell you guys, ab what will happened last night?
You hear me talk a lot about p We haven't
gotten yeah, get to the sub. So in the four
days she has gone twice.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The first time because we were in lockdown, the fireman
and I would take turns walking the dogs just to
get out of the house. Right. He would go for
twenty come home. We would we would rotate. I would
leave for twenty So I was on my twenty minute
walk time. This was two days ago. And I come
into the house and I hear screaming. I hear him
(06:57):
being like.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Get up here.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I run up the stairs and I leave for twenty
minutes and all hell breaks loose. She had pooped on
the floor and listen on the floor. Yep, and listen.
I knew this was gonna happen, like we had to
be prepared for these things. Okay, she doesn't, she doesn't understand. Okay,
she just doesn't. She's three years old. She's trying to
figure it out. So the fireman said that he was
(07:20):
talking to her. He was vacuuming. He said, he turned
around and she sprinted away, and he knew what was happening.
He said, I tried to run her down, but he goes,
she stood. She didn't even squat down, he said. She stood,
stared at him, started screaming, crying, and a massive log.
When I tell you all log, I couldn't believe that
(07:43):
that thing came out, I said.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
When he showed me the photo, I was like, who's
poop is that? So that that was our first Now.
I sat her down when I got home and I
said what happened? And she goes, she looks me dead
in the eye. She goes, I pooped on the floor.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's crazy, right, she really?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Then I mean, and I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
An hour later, I go, remember, we have to really
concentrate if you have to go to the potty, you
tell mommy, even if it's pee or poop.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And she was like, she whispered, she goes, I pooped
on the floor. That's nuts. She knows it's not right.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So fast forward, guys to last night and gear up
for this because I really was taken aback and you
have to really again, keep in mind, she's three years old,
so she doesn't necessarily know how to.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Articulate exactly how she's feeling.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So one of the prizes that she gets when she
goes to the bathroom is she loves to have skeleton face.
She loves her halloween stuff. So I shower with her
every night. We take off her skeleton makeup.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So we're in the.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Shower and she starts getting agitated and she starts crying
in the shower and I'm like, what's wrong, Like, tell mommy.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
What's wrong? And she's like, my butt hole itches. So
I'm like, okay, I'm like, let me itch it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So I turn her around. I say show mommy where
it itches. And she's not necessarily showing her butthole, but
she's like smacking her cheek. So there I am on
my hands and knees and I'm scratching her butt cheek. Fine,
she says, it feels better after I scratch her butt cheek. Well,
fast forward for the next hour. She's crying, like in distress.
Her butthole itches, her butthole. It's mommy, please, Like if
(09:21):
I heard my butthole itches seventy five times in an
hour span, and I felt so bad.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I was telling you ag this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It got to the point where I was googling like
crazy stuff, thinking like does the toilet paper irritate her?
Because when I would ask her to point, sometimes she
would point to someone I know, and sometimes she would
point to the butt like she just couldn't figure it out.
So she At this point, I'm nursing the baby, so
boob out in the living room. Just to set the scene,
she is in the kitchen with the fireman, and all
(09:49):
of a sudden, she stands up. She's on the chair
and she gets down on the floor and she stands
up and she screams bloody murder, and she's like, help.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Me, Mommy, help me. My buttle is edging, and all
of a sudden she poops. So he goes to grab
her as like the turret is coming down you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Guys it waitit wait wait wait wait wait legit scene
out of a movie. He goes to grab her, but
when he grabs her, he swings Hey, this sack. It
smacked his forearm and slid.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Adoption, so slid out of the man's forearm.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, wait. So I'm like, because I have the baby
on the poop, so I sprint in there. He gets
her on the toilet. Now she is in hysterics, right,
She's hyperventilating.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
She's bawling, crying.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I run in.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I sit because I have a stool next to the toil.
I sit down. He's he's dry heaving. I go leave,
leave because I don't want her to get upset. So
he leaves. It's me, her and the baby in there.
She's bawling, crying, and I'm holding her hand.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm like, it's okay, baby, like, you just have to poop,
go ahead, And she does a little and herd falls
in the and the toilet and she goes yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
She starts glapping for herself. Two seconds later, another one
comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
She goes yeah, So one fella, yes, but we got
the other two turtlings inside the potty.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
By the way, put those all together. I don't know
what this girl is eating. I yeh loch. So we
did have quote a poop in the potty, but it
was a scene.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But after, like the fireman, I had been laughing about
this since because now that we backtrack the whole night,
like my butthole itches.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
She doesn't. She didn't understand the sensation of I have
to go poop without a diaper on. She doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She she was using the word itch, but I think
she was having like the feeling of like I have
to poop, and she didn't have a diaper on, and
she was afraid of the potty, so she's like, what
do I do. She's trying to hold it in. But
at least you got some no, you guys, it's huge.
It's such progress. And listen, we all know the going
to be mistakes, Like we all know there's going to
be accidents. I was fully prepared for this. But even
(12:04):
the fact that she woke up this morning and said,
I have to go to the bathroom. She brought to
my attention multiple times after the incident.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I pooped on a potty.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm a big girl now I wear a big girl
underwear like mommy like, she was very proud. Asked me
to call my brother and my mom on FaceTime so
we could tell them that she cooked in the pot
She was very very proud. The fireman will not speak
of it. We don't talk about it at that part
of it. We just say that she went in the
potty because he can't like he we don't.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, the reality is human waste, not in a toilet.
There's something very at it. And it's the floor like
that traumatizing and the man's hairy.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm just gonna leave it out. It was a live
human on the arm.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let me say, in my very short time parenting potty training,
it's a grind. And I know so many people have
written me and I've been documenting over the weekend and
so many people have on through it, like the patience
it takes you like that, like we didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The house for three days. It's it's not easy. It's
really hard. So it's different for every kid. It's different
for every kid. It's like plus like really get it,
get it together.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She might get another itchy b hole today and right
on my living room floor. I don't know, but if
you're going through it, I get it. And you know
what for hilarious. I post because people were like, oh,
you know, how are you doing it? Like post your
tricks or your tips in it? So I'm kind of documenting.
And I show the bathroom because I wanted to show
the toilet set that we were using. And your friend
over here writes back and goes, how many deuces have
(13:36):
you dropped in that toilet? So I screenshot it and
I post it mad. People who don't listen to the show,
they just follow me on Instagram were like, you should
you should block him.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
That's not funny.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You're helping us as parents with like the tricks. I
didn't even know that watch existed, and this man's trying.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
To like block him.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I thought that question though, like how many would you think?
And can we talk about what the women in your
house to you think dropped the massive do something?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, it's been It's been an adjustment for me because
I like, girls don't poop, but she does a whole
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