Incestual Mountain Dew

Is Mountian Dew good for you?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sadly and The Morning Show with DJ fourn It's Sat.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Bustin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. Hi, everybody, good morning. We say so many
things on the show daily because we talk. For damn,
my pump sounds so strong right now. The suckage is good, Yeah,
it is. If you're looking for a breast pump that

(00:26):
has good suckage, if you will, the Medella freestyle is
my go to listen to this thing.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I mean, that's what it is. Suckage is good.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's crazy. Anyway, we say so many things from six
to ten that when people get offended at some of
the things that we've said, I'm like that that was
what did it for you? Because I never you never
know what's gonna offend somebody. Right The world is weird
right now and everything is offensive. You can't say certain

(00:54):
words anymore. Like it's just it's weird house there, It
really is. It's no, it's so stupid. Did I think
that us mentioning that me specifically mountain dew is discussing
and if you're someone who drinks mountain dew, I think
you have deep rooted issues. I didn't think that that
would send people, but we got this talk back.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hey guys, recently, I listened to an old episode of
the show where you were talking about coke versus spray,
and then you mentioned mountain dew and it's not that great.
I want to disagree. I was gonna let it go
at the time, but when I overheard the conversation today
with the Pepsi girl, I was like, I got to
defend my favorite drink. I know it's not for everybody,
but it's not for teeth missing ancestrous Hillbillies. Look, I'm

(01:39):
an adult too, so can we just stop hating on
what people like to drink?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, thanks, I'm an.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Adult too, so can people just stop hating on what
adults like to drink? That's my bad man, drink your
mountain dewde So.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
What's funny is that when you said that, that stood
out to me? Why Because Jock Hollow in his new
song Hello Miss Johnson, he says you like mountain dew,
aka you're bad for me?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, he actually says that Jack knows that if you
drink it, your teeth are gonna fall out. Like the
man's not stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But I will say in certain parts of the country,
like mountain dew is like the like the incest potion.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah no, and so this man is fighting it. But
we all know what you're talking about. Like, don't tell
me if you met a toothless woman by the name
of Betty and she said, guess my favorite drink. Your
ass isn't guessing mountain dude. Don't like you've done it.
I really think I could be wrong here. There was

(02:32):
some sort of study at some point where where like
a group of people drink mountain dew every day for
a few months straight, and they like their teeth legit
ran out of their body.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think the sugar content and that is a lot
higher than anything else. I think it's true.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah. Now with that being said, do I think code
red is delicious?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Like it is. It tastes good. Mountain dew code red.
Oh I've never had it. It's it's so good. But
you can just you you can taste it. You can
taste the sugar. I assume that it's not yellow, it's red. Yes, ready, yep.
It almost tastes like a Chirlia temple. Okay, it does
sound good. Yeah again.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Article by NPR about this mountain dew is destroying people's teeth.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm trying is destroying people's teeth and making you hook
up with your sisters.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Stop Mountain creep tonight.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's just the drink of choice for creep stuff. And
we know it. We know it this. That man is
on ninety three and he just heard that he's crashed.
He has harashed his vehicle. Anyways, I've upset the super
community and Mountain Dew about