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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sadly in the morning show with DJ four and it's
SAT Morning's.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Number one for hip hop jam. In ninety four or five,
somebody told AJ that her face was resembled a flat sandwich.
It's thrown us all off because we don't get it.
We don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think that's a squashed sandwich, right, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That to me, like you squashed squashed?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Way?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Is there a difference between a flat and a squash?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I mean squash. It's not a good thing to be.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I don't want Also, I don't want a flat sandwich.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, flat right, like they didn't put enough.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Meat in that thing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh, it's smashed. That would be better than squash. Squash.
This means like it's dented up and it's well.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We're talking about a squash like the vegetable like we like,
we don't know, but either way, it's slashed sandwich.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sounds like something sounds too in his journey right now.
But anyways, listen, yesterday we had a moment in we
got to talk back from we called your coffee girl.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Do we have the talkback? Okay, we got this talkback.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Have you ever wanted a coffee so bad? You wait
all week for it because you got one coffee from
Dunkin Donuts and your budget and you get it, get
to your workplace and you take a sip and it's
a different flavor than you were expecting. I'm on my
way back to Dunkin Donuts right now to get my
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coffee because I need my caramel swirl.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Not whatever this is.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I think it's pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But it was a two part like there's coffee is
an experience of coffee. Drinkers will know what I mean
when I say, and truly nothing worse than you know.
You're all excited, you get in line, you get your coffee,
you take your first sip, and it's it's not what
you ordered, not what you had in mind, didn't taste
like the last time you.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Had had it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But then you add in the layer of you only
can allot yourself one a week because of your budget,
and that one you have is wrong. Like I just
couldn't handle it. It was making me emotional. So I
was like, listen, if we can figure out who coffee
girl is, I want to buy her coffee for a month.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And then the phone line's lit up and it was a.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Shared experience, just like it is drinking a coffee with somebody,
and everybody was like, I want to give her five
bucks for a coffee.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I want to give her money for coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So we were excited, but then it was like poof,
she was gone because she had gone to work, so
she clearly wasn't listening anymore, and the show was over
and we hadn't heard anything. Late afternoon, I get a
DM and it said Ashley, Oh my god, hi, and
I put high with a question mark because I was like,
that's a weird thing to say, and she goes, it's me.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's Coffee Girl.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Coffee Girl is joining us. Coffee Girl's real name is Ariana.
Tell us what it felt like to go back, and
you're do you listen to the podcast every day?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is a part of your routine?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I usually wait until, like you guys put it up,
like around eleven, but yesterday was a super busy day,
so I didn't get to listen to it until after all.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So there you are after work.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You press play when you heard your talk back and
we got into that conversation where you shocked.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, I was because I didn't expect it, so like
I just I give you guys talk backs all the time,
so like, I totally didn't expect you to be like,
I want to buy your coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I called my husband real quick and I was like,
listen to this, and I sent them the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, And it wasn't just me. So many people were
calling in.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The phones were going crazy of everyone just being like,
I want to get her a coffee now, I will say,
and you and I had a little back and forth
about this. Some people were like, girl, why would she
wait until she got to work to take her first sip.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Now with that being said, I've done that as well.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I've gotten my coffee, put it in my cup holder,
wait till I got home to have my first sip.
So some people, you know, they drink, they drink their
coffees differently. You have learned a lesson here.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I have. Yes, usually I wait, I don't know why.
I usually drink it right away, but for some reason
yesterday I I waited and it kind of looked a
little dark, so I should have tasted it. But you know,
really don't like, I don't complain, like I'll just drink it. Yeah,
yesterday I was having a day, so I was like,
I need to go back.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And it's your one coffee week you And why do
you pick Thursdays, by the way, because you're what you
told me, you're working from home today. I was in
because you know, if I only can have one coffee
a week and that's budgeted in, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Doing it on a Friday. Really, yeah, Monday.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Usually usually it's Fridays.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Right, because it's like a fun treat.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yesterday I had such a busy day at work and
I knew. I was like I was amping myself up
for it. So I'm like, I know what, I'm not
fasting today because I do intermittent fasting. Because I'm not
fasting today, I'm gonna go and get my sandwich and
I'm gonna go into coffee and I'm gonna have that
for my day. Well, when they were both groached.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And they were so sorry, well, I posted up your
your venmo on our Instagram at Ashley and nam twee's
on the Ashley and on my own, I put a
little like snippet of our conversation. You told me this
morning that people have been sending you venmos go get
a coffee on me? Are they writing things in the
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in the caption.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Yeah, just like says just like that, like you deserve
a coffee. Here you go, coffee on me. You guys
are so sweet. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's the best.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
None of you had to do any of that because
I know how it is, like like every dollar of
mine goes somewhere, right, so to give to somebody like like,
I'm gonna cry because it's just not it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I was getting choked up yesterday too, so like I said,
so many people were like, ash, I want to get
I mean, even after it was over, we were getting
talked back to people being like I want to hook
coffee girl up with a week of coffee. So you
don't have to say the number, but you officially have
enough money in there to get a coffee for I
would say at least to March. Yes, for sure.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna put it straight into my dunks because
if I don't, I'm thinking, like I'm thinking like, okay,
that can go to that bill, that can go to that.
So no, it's gonna go straight to my dunk yep.
And that's what's gonna buy me and my daughter's dunkin donuts.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I love it. I told her, I said, you need
to she's working from home. I said, you got to
load the kids up. And I know what's annoying. Trust me,
I do it all the time. And you need to
go get a Dunks. And we want a selfie of
you having your Dunks coffee on us this morning.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
For sure, before we go. My daughter, we call in
all the time, but we don't get through. My daughter
wants to say hi. Okay, he say, hi.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hi, Hi baby, Hey, Mommy's going to take you to
Dunkin Donuts. Get some munchkins. Okay, get a donut?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Hi baby?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
How old are they two and four?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, baby, you're in the trenches just like you and I.
Well listen, go get them loaded up, get to Dunks.
Enjoy that coffee. Nobody knows that feeling.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Of a first sip, like like we do not foreign,
but Santi and I and I'm glad, I'm God that
we can help help out.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Peorn did say, oh, let's get her a coffee pop.
I do have a coffee pot. But it's like you
like you. Guys said, it's not the same.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not no listen, but he and he listen. He
might not understand coffee, but he's willing to have the conversation,
so now he knows it's not.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
A porn drink. Hot chocolate.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Shake, milk chocolate shakes. My mom tries to get me
into tea.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I don't subscribe to that neither. That's a big Kenyon thing.
But coffee never number one. It makes you have bread stink.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, he does give.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
It a gum is for foreign also.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hers probably tastes nice because she puts like caramel swirl
in it.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That's not bad.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But you're good. You set up you loaded now, dunks.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, you are, you are, Dune.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I'm so appreciative. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're so You're so so welcome. I'm glad we could
do it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
We'll be waiting for for our photo of you get
those kids in the car well too.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
All right, have a good day you too.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
She was messaging me last night and she's like, it
must be a weird thing, right, you just started listening
to the podcast like you will he is doing.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Then all of a sudden everyone's talking about you. Yeah,
she said. It immediately made her emotional, and it made
me emotional too.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I mean say everybody though.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh, no, and that's what I said.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
He at least stepped up like y'all were crazy, and
I was just like, yo, I'll give a month, I'll
give a year. Yeah, turning it into a coffee crackfee.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Coffee is a good addiction, though there's nothing bad for it.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Say it helps you live longer, it actually does.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know what I do do with coffee? And I
don't drink it even though I got it in the crib.
I buy it. I use it for my face.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Really, why honey and coffee and it's a face mask.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
There are coffee face masks, and yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The only reason I buy. There are also coffee like
other things from the back end when you constipated.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, there are enemus that you use the coffee.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, it's like a lightning bolt of We just.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Had a conversation with a girl that only can afford
one coffee a week, and now it turns to yeah, we're.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Talking about remedies.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Coffee remedies.