Disarming Santi

Santi is too smooth with his questions

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashy and the jam In Morning Show with DJ fourn
It's Saunty Big Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sustin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hi everybody, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I certainly do think it's an X factor that Santi
makes people in this building particularly feel so comfortable that
they will just say anything.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm flabbergasted at what I just heard out in that hallway.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I could send to you that you got real unhumbable fast.
What happened.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So he's he's chatting with somebody, let's just say, somebody
that works in the building down the hall and he
we all of us were coming out of the bathroom
and we were chatting about like being in there, and
she actually made the comment to me, She's like, you
peace so fast?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It is like do all moms pea fast?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And I was like, which is weird to ask?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And then she gave me a couple of examples of
other moms that pee fast. And I'm like, honey, I
go to the bathroom because I have to go.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm not like frolicking in there.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know what I mean, Like I'm waiting and then
I go when I have to go. So I said,
I think I was doing that even before I had
a kid. And then Santi just you know how he is, Oh,
do you ever do you ever, like do number two
in those bathrooms? Just like that, it was no, you
said the word, and I'm like, you ever bathrooms? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I think I said, do you ever go number two
at work?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
In those bathrooms?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, yes, yes, And she answered honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
And as she's answering, which I'll tell you what her
answer was, I thought to myself, I'd have.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
To be dead, like what do you just look at
him and be like no.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But you know what it is. Santi has a way
where he approaches you very.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, he disarmed something. Yes, he does.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Let me, he disarms you with this way.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
He uh, because it's very non chill, chill, It's very
like it's a normal thing. But then when you really
step back and you leave the conversation, you're like, yo,
why did he ask me?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's in her little studio down there, Like, I just
tell that man that I.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Poop in here.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I have a reason why. By the way, her.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Her first response to him was huh I.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
She goes yeah, but it was like.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
An emergency, and then she goes, yeah, I'm like that
one day I had to go. There was this one
time I had to go so many times, like I
thought to myself, I shouldn't be in here, it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
What are you saying, lady? Why are you telling us this?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
We all do it, so I feel like it's a
relatable thing. No, I think for us to work on
the air here on our show, we have time limits
to the bathroom, So if you extend that by like
a minute, the assumption is is that you're going like
to the bathroom, like for real.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I mean we only can go to the bathroom
at certain times, so if you see somebody that's out
of place in there, you know, maybe. But again, my
whole thing is like reverse the situation. That's me and
I'm being asked that question. I'm like, no, I honestly
don't like why is she really answering is the question?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Because it's a human thing that we all do. So
for her, it's just normal.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
She was comfortable again, she was guy took off the
shackles and everything. He really talks to you like that man,
this question he asked me. When I walk away, I'm like,
why did I even tell this? Why did I say
that that's not he's going to judge me. I've done
it too, There's no question.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
He asks the weirdest, the weirdest, weirdest, greatest question.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
He once asked me if I was out, if I
was out, like I was at the grocery story Seid,
and somebody went to grab something at the grocery store
past me and like their penis like grazed my leg.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
He was like, Ashley, Ashley.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're just there and he goes to grab the cereal
box next to you and it touches.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
He's like, is that cheating? What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
But by the way, you know what I did answered
it this whole path of like, well did he do
it on purpose? Or was he gribing the lucky charms
next to the fort loops? And that's why, like I, I,
it's stupid, but.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
It's in narrows that could happen in life. So I
just want to know how one would handle in case
it comes up.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is that cheated?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
She's down there thinking, oh my god, I just admitted
to him that I poop in here, and I just
again it's crazy like that, I said, you'd have to
be dead when you.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Know that nothing is safe from that answer, because they're
just going to use that and run on and talk
about you. That lady's mortified.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
My girl here one time that admitted that she goes
to the bathroom with her boyfriend, the door open, they
like ear in the bathroom at at the same time.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I can't let let go.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
She actually the last time you did it, which was
like last week, she was like, can you please stop, Like,
can you please stop bringing that up. I don't do that. Yeah, technically,
I mean you're the one that's you bet.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
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