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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And the jam In Morning Show with d J.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Fourn It's one's number one for hip hop.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't think things on.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is it on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh you're on? You'd rop it on? There it is.
He did his own introduction. Marlon Wayns is joining us.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I was saying, we don't a lot of time get
actors in here, so it's fun to have an actor
because we're we love shows, we love movies, so I
always ask this question.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes, and I know you're traveling a ton, So what
what is your show right now?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What are you watching? What is Marlon Wayne's watch? I
want to see if you're on our I don't see
if you're on our playing field.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I am watching nothing but honestly, horror movies. That's all
I'm watching right now. Horror I'm watching. I'm writing Scary
Movie six, so I am watching movie after movie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The recent ones are do you are you going to
old school?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I'm watching everything. We are going for everything and everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't have time to sit there and watch, like,
I haven't seen the new season of what's that show
with with with the the I want to help you
with people and it's in Asia and they have green sweatsuits.
I haven't seen the new season. Uh that's how far
(01:23):
behind I am. But you're doing this for research the
horror movies, Yeah, from all the horror films, yes, the best.
I hate it, you know, because after a minute you
I don't get to enjoy movies no more because I'm
sitting there breaking them down and I see words, I
see script. I don't see the actual movie. I can't.
(01:45):
It's hard to be entertained. So yeah, I'm watching a
lot of horror movies.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I mean foreign.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Time to see porn Hub. That's how busy.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Foreorn saw the Terrifier, and I feel like you have
to include that one because everyone talks about that clown.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We'll see, I will see, We'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You're giving him a couple of notes on her creates film.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, fine, and you're watching horror, but you need to
need to get on Severance.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Severance, that's the show that if I can give you one.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is that the one with who that's on Apple.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Stiller produces it. I don't know the main characters.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Really, I don't watch shoes. I'm not on bottom line.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
If I'm not making money, I will problem watching other
people make money while my black ass is sitting at home. No, no,
I watched Poppa's house because at least Damon is making money,
and I know if I need to bond some money,
he wouldn't give it to me.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But at least I know my brother's rich.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's okay, speaking of ways, you could have been rich,
but you're not.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Drugs. I stopped dealing them after the first bag.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I stopped doing them after my second kid. Wow, that's
good for me.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I did him when I was making the third Kid.
That's why that one's weird.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Listen, here's the thing, okay, anyways, he turned.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
My mic up right here is.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
He's He is like a fun fact type of guy.
He always knows things that like I've never read or
seen before. Santi told me that you were cast to
be Robin in a Batman film. You have howardly said
that had that actually went through and you got that role,
that you would.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Have definitely done crack definitely.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Well yeah, obviously, but it would have changed like it
would have changed the trajectory of your career.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
For I wouldn't I wouldn't have been as grounded as
I am. I would have worked as hard as I'm
working like i've I like the fact that I feel
in my my I'm not there yet as much as
I've worked, as much as I've accomplished. You know, we
just got inducted into the UH Hall of Fame of NAACP.
Thank you, And I just wanted for Best Special Guests
(03:59):
Performance on for bell Air And I still feel like
I am just beginning. I haven't made it yet, So
I'm glad that didn't happen because I would have probably blown.
I would have blew up and I wouldn't know how
to handle the success. But now you know I because
it didn't happen. First of all, I got the one
hundred grands, so I made that money. Now I spent
(04:20):
wi you still got paid, yeah, in the film.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And I spent it within four months.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
What never given a nineteen year old one hundred grand
things cars cash? That was dumb. And yeah, I forgot
about taxes and they came for me too. So but
from that I've written. Now I think I don't know
over twenty something movies produced movies, twenty something movies or
fifteen movies, and I've I've I've worked with great directors
(04:48):
there Darren Aronovski. I just did a Jordan Peel movie.
I've done so much because I didn't do that one movie.
So when one door closes, a thousand others open, and
so I'm grateful it didn't happen.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You might think you have like places to go and
you have more dreams and goals. But your name was
dropped in the midst of a beef between Alabama Barker
and bad Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Did you know about this?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm just so.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I just think it's really funny. Two white girls a beefing.
I think that, to me is the topic of conversation.
Never mind the fact that I was mentioning, but the
fact that they're beefing like this, Oh my god, it's going.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Back with someone's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's screams white chicks too. It does.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You should but that's not happening.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But if it were to be happening, you could have included, yes,
did you know that.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your name was?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm glad that they put me in there. I gotta
hear this all right.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here, this here, this ain't sick of that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
She made me laugh. I call them all away.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The NFL boys ready to train? Are you now? You
want a scene?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Rich out a thousand bodies.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
They know nothing to drink jackly, you got any there?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I know a bat just a little pain.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's easy to get that whole batcha almost overdose with
a big buddy.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Ain't called.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's I'll play you the road.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
To be your friend, to be the sou couch.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, so that's cash me outside. How about that? That's
bad baby.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So that sounds like she it sounds like the other
girl banged her boyfriend. Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes, that's that's the rumor. That's the rumor.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And I took that Marla Wayne's line as she's saying,
she looks like you from White Chicks.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Let's hear that again. Yes, I think that she made
me laugh. I call them Alla Wayne.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
No, no, no, no, no, I don't that was I say compliment?
She said no, because she said she makes me laugh.
I call him Alla.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Wayne like you a comedian. She is saying, she can't
say you ugly like malloways and White.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Chicks and d meaning yeah, I could that one that
you if you listen to it. I listen to the
words that the connectation was a compliment. So you know,
no shots fired because I was about to have to
drop me a salt.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So in that sense, then your team bad baby.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm not seeing anybody. I gotta see what's happening. I'm
not gonna jump on side. I don't know about this
East Coast West coast beef going on between these two.
I just like the two white girls of beef, and
I think this is great. This is that's called evolution
and progression in society.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Tonight you're gonna be the Lynn Auditorium.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I sure am to get tickets because it's it's almost
sold out.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, I'm gonna let son so I don't know if
you you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This, but the song coming out to that song too,
by the way, you should you coming out to you
make me laugh them all.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The way there is.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I did that for you. You're welcome, But Santi wanted
to just you know, hip you to Lynn. I don't
know how much you know about it. The city I
know Lynn.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You, I know the city of Lynn. If you go win,
you never come out the same again.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Have you been there in the daytime? It's always cloudy,
always cloudy. I sent the depression and Lynn actually has
the worst beach in the nation.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's polluted. It's like bodies all day.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Are you planning on hitting it?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't got it.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I've been to London and it can't be worse than London.
London and Ray in the summer times, it's never God
hates London.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Like the weather. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I've been to London fifteen times, only one day of sun.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's wild. Sounds like Lynn. What's your beef with Lynn?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's enough pollutant all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Jolly stops and all the Lincoln used to come over
and pick.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Our ass, and that's what it sounds. It's all a
stems from that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Man, it's always cloudy over there. It's a different kind
of black person that lives there. They're gray, they're ashy
ay right here.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
We were talking about this earlier, and we mentioned this
often on the show, that being a comedian in in
you know, the world, they don't like jokes anymore. I
think they want them. But some people people got a
little soft on us. They're a little sensitivity.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do you worry about that?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
You know what happened is when you do comedy, you
understand the audience still thirst to laugh.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They want to laugh. They want you to say the dark,
crazy things.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What happened was what happened was social media came along
fifteen years ago and then everybody started having opinions about
everything that everybody was saying. We was analyzing everything everybody
was saying. And then bots from other countries came on
and social media and they started to influence the media
and tell them that, hey, you can't say that, you
(09:42):
can't say this, and then the media picks that up,
and then right, and then the media picks it up,
and then the executives pick up what the media is spitting.
And they're afraid to do comedy because they don't know
how and they don't want to offend people. But the
reality of people is they like to laugh, and people
aren't as sensitive.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
People want to laugh.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
That's why people are feeling refreshed that they could just
speak now.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, I actually truly do believe in that laughing
is medicine.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I've never stopped. I'm always going to be like seven
percent racist. I have to seven that's still ninety three
percent not that's cool right.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Away for funny in the perfect balance, then you know
what I mean, it's okay it's okay.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It's okay to make fun of each other's racist it's
okay to make fun of each other's height, make fun
of our differences genders. It's okay to laugh, and it's
okay to say it. And as long as you're willing
to say it to people's face, God bless you. That's
how we make our friends. I'm from New York, you're
from Boston. You know what, We're the same type of
(10:45):
but circles. My radio DIT's we're the same type of
butt circles. That's why New Yorkers and Bostonians don't get along,
because we're the same person. We say it to your face.
I don't like you. I don't like you. See I
respect you for saying that to my face. Now we're friends,
we are one. It's funny you go to Lyn.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I want you to stand on the line.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I don't I need you to go for therapy for
yourself and just go.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I hate you actual people.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then he wouldn't when they come.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
For you like some people.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No, no, no, no, because he this is he calls
nine one one and says, my neighbor is up too late,
and the lights around that's the type of person.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I think he's the biggest thrill in the world. You
have the whitest Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You know, man's been in here for nine minutes, and
how do he came to that?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, the way he said Lynn.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The amount of Dominicans that call the show and they're like, please, Ashley, Dominicans.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was born the Wow, I wasn't one there and
that's all all. They burned you and you don't. You
don't take me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
But the minute I say yes, I am, and the
phone call starts. So yeah, I'm avoiding that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Okay, but you're Dominican. Say see if I called you
Puerto Rican, would you be upset?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I wouldn't be upset.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Medicate not a real Dominicated. If you do, you call
the Puerto Rican, Dominican or Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
My head, no, I'm not. I don't mean.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He's like, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I just want him to get over his fears. Just
go just go to linen his trauma, Taze.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's not a fear is I look down on it more.
I'm tonder than that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wow, it's it's it's it's sad.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
A big hugs I'm going to send you the linn
and I just want five brothers.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And and just hug you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
If it's the hugs, and I'll be there. The funny thing,
he wants some from home. He said what I said.
He wants the hugs from them.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yes, yeah, okay, but that's why he's hurt because they
didn't give him no play.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He loves everybody. I believe that he really is.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And you know what, I don't judge him. Let him,
you know. I hope he finds you.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I'm a nice Puerto Rican man and together they live
a happy life inland backyard on the border. And at
a Diddy party, whoa I mean, if you want to
go to a Didy party, I call sons and give.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You some visits.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Was like, I'm gonna have the.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh my god, if you want to go, Hey, B
y O B brother, bring your own baby.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Since we're here, the door's open. Have you been.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, I've been to plenty of all the white parties
and that's all those and.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
They were just all white parties. I've never seen. I've
never seen. And this is true. I think maybe he
had people that he partied with in party with me
like that, and I'm partly offended. I'm like, because I'd
be like, man, I'd be at the party, like two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I'm like, when did this? Two thirty in the morning.
I'm at this party, It's wonderful. I leave, ain't no
freak offs happening. And then the next day people are like, yo,
you missed the party. I said, when where the freak off?
Win Man two thirty two? I said, what, so you
started two minutes after I left?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Keep a secret?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, I honestly, probably not. I would have told her
anybody too.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I'm like, get that out your hand, not the baby,
not much baby news.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
No, But I honestly I've never I've never seen any
of that, and I've known I know Puff since college.
I know him since he was when he was Puffy,
and you know, I know him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know. It's curious. I never seen any of it.
And that's the god's honest truth.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
No, I'm telling you Amber Rose just she went because
she said the exact same thing, and she also agreed
with you that She's like, nobody was even saying to me.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
See, if I'd have known Amber Rolls was at the party,
I would stayed a little two minutes later I set
my chance to freak off with Ambarrolles. I mean, I'll
put another tattoo on the forehead.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, now I'm gonna be sick. All right.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
If you want to go see Marlowayans tonight Lynn Auditorium,
there's only a few tickets left.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Where do they go? Where can they get the tickets?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
At Marlon Wayans dot com or at an auditorium dot
dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Okay, h up and get your tickets. It's definitely going
to sell out. All right.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There you have it. Anything else you like to say yourself, that.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Was a joke.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Let's escape, Let's escape.
And the jam In Morning Show with d J.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Fourn It's one's number one for hip hop.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I don't think things on.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is it on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh you're on? You'd rop it on? There it is.
He did his own introduction. Marlon Wayns is joining us.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I was saying, we don't a lot of time get
actors in here, so it's fun to have an actor
because we're we love shows, we love movies, so I
always ask this question.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yes, and I know you're traveling a ton, So what
what is your show right now?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What are you watching? What is Marlon Wayne's watch? I
want to see if you're on our I don't see
if you're on our playing field.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I am watching nothing but honestly, horror movies. That's all
I'm watching right now. Horror I'm watching. I'm writing Scary
Movie six, so I am watching movie after movie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The recent ones are do you are you going to
old school?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I'm watching everything. We are going for everything and everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't have time to sit there and watch, like,
I haven't seen the new season of what's that show
with with with the the I want to help you
with people and it's in Asia and they have green sweatsuits.
I haven't seen the new season. Uh that's how far
(01:23):
behind I am. But you're doing this for research the
horror movies, Yeah, from all the horror films, yes, the best.
I hate it, you know, because after a minute you
I don't get to enjoy movies no more because I'm
sitting there breaking them down and I see words, I
see script. I don't see the actual movie. I can't.
(01:45):
It's hard to be entertained. So yeah, I'm watching a
lot of horror movies.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, I mean foreign.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Time to see porn Hub. That's how busy.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Foreorn saw the Terrifier, and I feel like you have
to include that one because everyone talks about that clown.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We'll see, I will see, We'll see.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You're giving him a couple of notes on her creates film.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, fine, and you're watching horror, but you need to
need to get on Severance.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Severance, that's the show that if I can give you one.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is that the one with who that's on Apple.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Stiller produces it. I don't know the main characters.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Really, I don't watch shoes. I'm not on bottom line.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
If I'm not making money, I will problem watching other
people make money while my black ass is sitting at home. No, no,
I watched Poppa's house because at least Damon is making money,
and I know if I need to bond some money,
he wouldn't give it to me.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But at least I know my brother's rich.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's okay, speaking of ways, you could have been rich,
but you're not.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Drugs. I stopped dealing them after the first bag.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I stopped doing them after my second kid. Wow, that's
good for me.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I did him when I was making the third Kid.
That's why that one's weird.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Listen, here's the thing, okay, anyways, he turned.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
My mic up right here is.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
He's He is like a fun fact type of guy.
He always knows things that like I've never read or
seen before. Santi told me that you were cast to
be Robin in a Batman film. You have howardly said
that had that actually went through and you got that role,
that you would.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Have definitely done crack definitely.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Well yeah, obviously, but it would have changed like it
would have changed the trajectory of your career.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
For I wouldn't I wouldn't have been as grounded as
I am. I would have worked as hard as I'm
working like i've I like the fact that I feel
in my my I'm not there yet as much as
I've worked, as much as I've accomplished. You know, we
just got inducted into the UH Hall of Fame of NAACP.
Thank you, And I just wanted for Best Special Guests
(03:59):
Performance on for bell Air And I still feel like
I am just beginning. I haven't made it yet, So
I'm glad that didn't happen because I would have probably blown.
I would have blew up and I wouldn't know how
to handle the success. But now you know I because
it didn't happen. First of all, I got the one
hundred grands, so I made that money. Now I spent
(04:20):
wi you still got paid, yeah, in the film.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And I spent it within four months.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
What never given a nineteen year old one hundred grand
things cars cash? That was dumb. And yeah, I forgot
about taxes and they came for me too. So but
from that I've written. Now I think I don't know
over twenty something movies produced movies, twenty something movies or
fifteen movies, and I've I've I've worked with great directors
(04:48):
there Darren Aronovski. I just did a Jordan Peel movie.
I've done so much because I didn't do that one movie.
So when one door closes, a thousand others open, and
so I'm grateful it didn't happen.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You might think you have like places to go and
you have more dreams and goals. But your name was
dropped in the midst of a beef between Alabama Barker
and bad Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Did you know about this?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm just so.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I just think it's really funny. Two white girls a beefing.
I think that, to me is the topic of conversation.
Never mind the fact that I was mentioning, but the
fact that they're beefing like this, Oh my god, it's going.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Back with someone's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's screams white chicks too. It does.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You should but that's not happening.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But if it were to be happening, you could have included, yes,
did you know that.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your name was?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm glad that they put me in there. I gotta
hear this all right.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here, this here, this ain't sick of that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
She made me laugh. I call them all away.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The NFL boys ready to train? Are you now? You
want a scene?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Rich out a thousand bodies.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
They know nothing to drink jackly, you got any there?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I know a bat just a little pain.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's easy to get that whole batcha almost overdose with
a big buddy.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Ain't called.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's I'll play you the road.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
To be your friend, to be the sou couch.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, so that's cash me outside. How about that? That's
bad baby.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So that sounds like she it sounds like the other
girl banged her boyfriend. Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes, that's that's the rumor. That's the rumor.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And I took that Marla Wayne's line as she's saying,
she looks like you from White Chicks.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Let's hear that again. Yes, I think that she made
me laugh. I call them Alla Wayne.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
No, no, no, no, no, I don't that was I say compliment?
She said no, because she said she makes me laugh.
I call him Alla.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Wayne like you a comedian. She is saying, she can't
say you ugly like malloways and White.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Chicks and d meaning yeah, I could that one that
you if you listen to it. I listen to the
words that the connectation was a compliment. So you know,
no shots fired because I was about to have to
drop me a salt.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So in that sense, then your team bad baby.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm not seeing anybody. I gotta see what's happening. I'm
not gonna jump on side. I don't know about this
East Coast West coast beef going on between these two.
I just like the two white girls of beef, and
I think this is great. This is that's called evolution
and progression in society.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Tonight you're gonna be the Lynn Auditorium.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I sure am to get tickets because it's it's almost
sold out.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, I'm gonna let son so I don't know if
you you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This, but the song coming out to that song too,
by the way, you should you coming out to you
make me laugh them all.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The way there is.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I did that for you. You're welcome, But Santi wanted
to just you know, hip you to Lynn. I don't
know how much you know about it. The city I
know Lynn.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You, I know the city of Lynn. If you go win,
you never come out the same again.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Have you been there in the daytime? It's always cloudy,
always cloudy. I sent the depression and Lynn actually has
the worst beach in the nation.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's polluted. It's like bodies all day.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Are you planning on hitting it?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I don't got it.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I've been to London and it can't be worse than London.
London and Ray in the summer times, it's never God
hates London.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Like the weather. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I've been to London fifteen times, only one day of sun.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's wild. Sounds like Lynn. What's your beef with Lynn?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's enough pollutant all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Jolly stops and all the Lincoln used to come over
and pick.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Our ass, and that's what it sounds. It's all a
stems from that.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Man, it's always cloudy over there. It's a different kind
of black person that lives there. They're gray, they're ashy
ay right here.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
We were talking about this earlier, and we mentioned this
often on the show, that being a comedian in in
you know, the world, they don't like jokes anymore. I
think they want them. But some people people got a
little soft on us. They're a little sensitivity.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do you worry about that?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
You know what happened is when you do comedy, you
understand the audience still thirst to laugh.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They want to laugh. They want you to say the dark,
crazy things.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What happened was what happened was social media came along
fifteen years ago and then everybody started having opinions about
everything that everybody was saying. We was analyzing everything everybody
was saying. And then bots from other countries came on
and social media and they started to influence the media
and tell them that, hey, you can't say that, you
(09:42):
can't say this, and then the media picks that up,
and then right, and then the media picks it up,
and then the executives pick up what the media is spitting.
And they're afraid to do comedy because they don't know
how and they don't want to offend people. But the
reality of people is they like to laugh, and people
aren't as sensitive.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
People want to laugh.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
That's why people are feeling refreshed that they could just
speak now.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, I actually truly do believe in that laughing
is medicine.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I've never stopped. I'm always going to be like seven
percent racist. I have to seven that's still ninety three
percent not that's cool right.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Away for funny in the perfect balance, then you know
what I mean, it's okay it's okay.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
It's okay to make fun of each other's racist it's
okay to make fun of each other's height, make fun
of our differences genders. It's okay to laugh, and it's
okay to say it. And as long as you're willing
to say it to people's face, God bless you. That's
how we make our friends. I'm from New York, you're
from Boston. You know what, We're the same type of
(10:45):
but circles. My radio DIT's we're the same type of
butt circles. That's why New Yorkers and Bostonians don't get along,
because we're the same person. We say it to your face.
I don't like you. I don't like you. See I
respect you for saying that to my face. Now we're friends,
we are one. It's funny you go to Lyn.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I want you to stand on the line.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I don't I need you to go for therapy for
yourself and just go.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I hate you actual people.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then he wouldn't when they come.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
For you like some people.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No, no, no, no, because he this is he calls
nine one one and says, my neighbor is up too late,
and the lights around that's the type of person.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I think he's the biggest thrill in the world. You
have the whitest Hispanic.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You know, man's been in here for nine minutes, and
how do he came to that?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, the way he said Lynn.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The amount of Dominicans that call the show and they're like, please, Ashley, Dominicans.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I was born the Wow, I wasn't one there and
that's all all. They burned you and you don't. You
don't take me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
But the minute I say yes, I am, and the
phone call starts. So yeah, I'm avoiding that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Okay, but you're Dominican. Say see if I called you
Puerto Rican, would you be upset?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I wouldn't be upset.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Medicate not a real Dominicated. If you do, you call
the Puerto Rican, Dominican or Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
My head, no, I'm not. I don't mean.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
He's like, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I just want him to get over his fears. Just
go just go to linen his trauma, Taze.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's not a fear is I look down on it more.
I'm tonder than that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Wow, it's it's it's it's sad.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
A big hugs I'm going to send you the linn
and I just want five brothers.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And and just hug you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
If it's the hugs, and I'll be there. The funny thing,
he wants some from home. He said what I said.
He wants the hugs from them.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yes, yeah, okay, but that's why he's hurt because they
didn't give him no play.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
He loves everybody. I believe that he really is.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And you know what, I don't judge him. Let him,
you know. I hope he finds you.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I'm a nice Puerto Rican man and together they live
a happy life inland backyard on the border. And at
a Diddy party, whoa I mean, if you want to
go to a Didy party, I call sons and give.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You some visits.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Was like, I'm gonna have the.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh my god, if you want to go, Hey, B
y O B brother, bring your own baby.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Since we're here, the door's open. Have you been.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, I've been to plenty of all the white parties
and that's all those and.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
They were just all white parties. I've never seen. I've
never seen. And this is true. I think maybe he
had people that he partied with in party with me
like that, and I'm partly offended. I'm like, because I'd
be like, man, I'd be at the party, like two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
In the morning.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I'm like, when did this? Two thirty in the morning.
I'm at this party, It's wonderful. I leave, ain't no
freak offs happening. And then the next day people are like, yo,
you missed the party. I said, when where the freak off?
Win Man two thirty two? I said, what, so you
started two minutes after I left?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Keep a secret?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, I honestly, probably not. I would have told her
anybody too.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I'm like, get that out your hand, not the baby,
not much baby news.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
No, But I honestly I've never I've never seen any
of that, and I've known I know Puff since college.
I know him since he was when he was Puffy,
and you know, I know him.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know. It's curious. I never seen any of it.
And that's the god's honest truth.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
No, I'm telling you Amber Rose just she went because
she said the exact same thing, and she also agreed
with you that She's like, nobody was even saying to me.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
See, if I'd have known Amber Rolls was at the party,
I would stayed a little two minutes later I set
my chance to freak off with Ambarrolles. I mean, I'll
put another tattoo on the forehead.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Okay, now I'm gonna be sick. All right.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
If you want to go see Marlowayans tonight Lynn Auditorium,
there's only a few tickets left.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Where do they go? Where can they get the tickets?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
At Marlon Wayans dot com or at an auditorium dot
dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Okay, h up and get your tickets. It's definitely going
to sell out. All right.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There you have it. Anything else you like to say yourself, that.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Was a joke.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Let's escape, Let's escape.
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