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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashi and the jam In Morning Show with DJ fourn
It's saw Taking Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Cousin's number one for hip hop jam In ninety four
or five.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hi everybody, good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's the weekend. It's very exciting. I got people in
town this weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
You have house guests.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I have house guests.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I have my aunt e d my cousin Danielle So
her daughter and then her daughter, little Pepper.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Little Pepper. Little Pepper.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Little Pepper's like almost four years old, got fifty five siblings.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
She don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's been drinking since she was the age of negative seven.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, like a child about Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But it's the truth though.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
But lights in the.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Womb it's so funny too, because beyond if everyone nice place,
and I've told you when you see them on my
Instagram story, keep it moving, bitch. I'm not dealing with it.
You know, when anybody comes to your house, you have
to like house prep, right, Yeah, So you're scrubbing and
you're cleaning and you're doing all the thing. It's just
it's it's so minor and it's so small. But everybody
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cleans differently, you know, and I I just it's so stupid.
But watching the fireman clean after he'll like wipe something down.
He'll take the rag and like put like put it
in a ball and just put it back on the countertop,
like near the dishes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh okay, what are we going to do with that?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We're going to clean the clean dishes, so we're gonna
wipe them down with your neck. He just doesn't like
there's just things about him where on the one end,
I'm like, wow, for a guy, you're you're really clean.
And then on the other end he does things where
I'm just you know, he just he never hangs his
coat up.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He leaves drives me mad.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And he always, for some reason, the rest of us
take our coats off and hang them in the closet
right when you walk in. For some reason, his coat
has to make the travels upstairs.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's what me.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Why does your coat have to come upstairs? Nobody else's does.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I think when I was young, I never had like
a closet like that, so I never had to hang
my stuff. So I'm not used to having stuff like that.
I'm not used to putting my sneak or somewhere. I'm
not used to putting like all my clothes and like.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
To feel bad that you grew up without a closet.
You have, but now hang it out.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But it's not in my mindset. So on the same way,
my clothes all over the house.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So we have this house that's like clean.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, what the hell I say, that's clean because we
have guests coming in. And there on the banister near
the stairs lays the fireman's coat. There down on the
floor are his slippers. Nobody else, Like, how do you
walk by that and not think to yourself when no
one else is doing that? And then there's the traveling sweatshirt.
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The traveling sweatshirt. His sweatshirt is either in the kitchen
or then it's down in the living room, or then
it's near the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Like snails, it's just you just leave a track of it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Literally mad.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
We don't see that, we don't think of it, don't
because when we get up, we're going to see the
coat where we left it.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And right back I watch him walk.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Over to the spot that it's just laying there, picks
it up, buttons up his stupid coat.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now, first off, get a coat with a zipper.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
What is this you know what I mean, I'm gonna
need it and I'm gonna just throw it on.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Everybody else stops down and takes off their coat, takes
off their shoes, then goes up the stairs into the house.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not him here works.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Like mad ils and his mad tired. He's probably like,
get this stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Off me, mad hours. He works twice a week. Don't
gass this man. You're blowing him up.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He only saves lives.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
You're blowing up my problem. Not my problem comes home.
Lack of Sleep's like I can't even open.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
The closet and that two second walk up the stairs.
Are you still cold?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You need you need the jacket protection up the stairs?
Like I think we can all name something that the
people do when you live with somebody that just drives you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I bet you Joanne could do this for two hours.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm basically like a hoarder, but I'm not because I
live with her. My closet right now is a disaster.
It's embarrassing, but yeah, it's it's all the same stuff.
What does she do that I hate? Whenever I put
something down on the counter, if I turn around, it's
gone in place.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
In the spot.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
No, no, but you understand I'll put down, like my coffee cup.
Right I turned around, coffee's gone in the target. I'm like, wait,
I wasn't done done with that. But that's constant and
she throws everything away, So if to hey, if I
can't find something, I can already like, just assume it's
been top so bad to the point where all the
kids know too. Like you'll throw away homework, you'll throw
away everything for.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In your roommates, slash your actual children. Do they do
anything that just all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You should see my son's room. My son's room is atrocious.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
He's got a trash bag in there full of Gatorway
bottles And I'm like, bro, you just open the door
right out here, jump it right in the recycling bag.
Why do you have a trash bag full of bottles?
And he just looks at me, dumb fun boys are bad.
My other crib again, I'm like sonsing. My other crib
was a lot more bigger. I was kind of like
a horder ac not really, but when I moved, I
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made a conscious decision. There's a lot of stuff in
my basement that I'm like, I want to bring upstairs.
When I'm like, if I bring this stuff upstairs. It's
just gonna sit around and I'm trying to keep you
need well, it clearly.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hasn't left you because you just went to home Goods
and hoard it and buy yourself a golden tiger standing
of soccer bore.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So that's horning is real. It's a disease. Fore an
hasard it is.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I can't let gold stuff man, and I need that.
Come to terms with it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And I know, past a golden statue of a lion
on a soccer ball and being.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Like I need that.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Funny story.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, those two of them always bought the brother too,
and I was like, let's let's try to use some.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, you're gonna need it to be a dust collect.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And then I went to a home sense and I
found the Gray brother and I'm like, what the cousin
is here?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Tool I was like, Nah, don't buy it though yesterday right.
So we're cleaning out the basement doing all the stuff.
So I come home there's a mess in the garage.
It's like crazy, there's a violin there and it's in
the trash bro I did a partnership with a company
years back in the.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Violent I took it out of the track to put
it inside the house because we were gonna sell it.
In my mind, in that moment, I believed it everything. Yeah, no,
like we don't play that stuff. Yeah, I believed it.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You actually both of you have it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because you're shopping this one.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
People will drop us off free gifts.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It'll be for the movie like Clue Ball seventeen, and
it'll have a cup that says Clue Ball seventeen. It'll
have a T shirt that's too small for him, and
it'll have like a statue that says it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And he starts putting the stuff near his bag. I stop,
you're not taking that home. Not taking that home. I'm
doing this for Joan. She had to put a rule
down for you to stop bringing stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Home because in my mind in those two seconds, I
imagine how everything that I can do with it, yes
or oh, I might put him here might become an
anti mony.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Beanie Babies. You should see my babies and Beanie Bees.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You see a violin on Facebook marketplace from the Hot Liss,
don't buy that thing.