June 6, 2024 • 31 mins
- What did you do to impress your crush?
- PJs partner BJ has embarrassed himself
- Producer Sara got a DM from a hopeful radio future star... so we get him on the show
- PJ wants to talk about toilet brushes... again
- Matty let a friend into his house home alone
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Medi and PJ thanks to chimis
Wee House, The Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And on the Hi Everyone, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To the podcast. How soon is too soon to make?
Like Christmas and New Year plants?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Like, I'm already starting to think about it because I've
got fam like my brother and sister live overseas and
planning their trip. So therefore I kind of have seen
to rhyme, we do need to think about what we're
going to do as well.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, I'm always the inner shadow, like between Bjo and I, Like,
he's always quite last minute when it comes to Christmas
and stuff because he works.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What are you look at it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Everyone is Drea stuff and the finest you have been distracted, Honestly,
everyone's looked stunning.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I've got five mo the fine most kicking in.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
You've made the right porn anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, yeah, back to where we were, Back to where
we were, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So usually I'm like the one because usually like mid yeah,
my brother will be like, right, what's here many for Christmas?
And blah blah blah, and but just like, oh my god,
I normally just like plan like fucking a week out.
But We've actually got some friends who want to go
to Great Barrier Island like around New Year's And I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh, I don't know, is it too soon to commit.
I don't know what's going to happen, but.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Like, is it a good group?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Like a great group?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, it's a couple. It's a couple in this. You
might have met them at the wedding. Maxwell, ye, her
and her husband Blue?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah? Did you make Blue surely real agent?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm sure sorry, I'm sure, I'm sure I did.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm sure you did. I'm sure you've probably got a
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm sure you've got a beautiful selfie with them, like
you did most of the guests and my wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, I'm just then we've got to lock it away.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why we can lock it in? Like Great Bearry Island,
What a cool place to go? Maxwell and Blue one
awesome couple to do it with.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, and also like it's a really good between the couples,
like BJ and Blue really get along. Max and I
like lifelong besties.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Pretty special.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I do it because like.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What do you can It's it's honestly one of those
grasses like grasses and always kind of things.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's like, what are you waiting for? Like, what what
do you what's going to be?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So double chickens New Years? Cause I always do Christmas
with my family. Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like, are
you like that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I love doing Christmas with my family. But equally, Ryan's
sister has four kids. That's right, and that's really yeah,
and so doing Christmas with kids now is really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, yeah, what we.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Have done a couple of times and this seemed crazy
the first time we did it, but we kind of
loved it was we started Christmas. So we would go
the week before Christmas to Ryan's sister's house, do Christmas
with them, do Christmas Morning with the kids, and then
we would literally go to the airport and fly to
my family and Queen's stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I've heard people do that. Do you write it?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Write it?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Here's here's why. One you feel like you everyone's getting
a fear go.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, they're all get a taste too.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Like it's great because you get the excitement of Christmas
Morning with the kids and then they get on there
at big sugar high and then you leave them.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, and then you cruise of the adults. And
I was into the evening yet and.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Then we have a couple.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Then we have a few hours of downtime at the
airport and on the plane where.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's just the two of us to like breathe nice.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And then we go into the like fun dinner drinking
part of the day with my Then what's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The airport like on Christmas Day? Is it busy?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Actually busier than you would think? There were, Yeah, definitely
more people that choose that option than you would anticipate.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Interesting, Well, thank you for helping me hash out my
holiday plans.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh my god, we're going away.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We're going Oh my god, I'm so excited from mid
year holiday. We're going on a honeymoon July early July.
Are going to bar and Bay. It's like one of
my favorite places, just my little spiritual home. Be Jay
has never been there, and I know he's gonna love it.
And we're taking Charlie with us, and yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
God, you're going to be. You're gonna be. There's going
to be a cybal bowls up the wazoo.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The wazoo messages and sound healing and yoga and green juices. Anyway, go,
you've got to go party, you've gotta go shower, you've
gotta go get ready for tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Have fun.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I've gone with a double breasted suit tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They're going to be really hot.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, it's not hot, it's just different.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's no, you're gonna are you lucky at everyone outside?
Do you feel like you kind of slide into what
they're wearing.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But there's good you'll stand out. It's what we do.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's my first radio awards and everyone's like, oh god,
here he is.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I told you do seventy five percent and you've gone
a handy.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You'd be great.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You look, you look gorgeous. I can't like to say photos.
I enjoy the podcast, I.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Said, I'll send you lots of messages. I love you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I love you to enjoy the podcast. We had a
lot of It was a real fun show. Today we
played What's My Age again?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Again?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Baby names that don't belong to babies.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And we got we got Mark, the guy that that
slid into our DMS and said he wanted to shot
it doing some voiceover works. We got him on and
he does have a beautiful voice. Spoiling he does, so.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You can hear that and more on the podcast. Enjoy
and we'll be back next week.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
The podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I went out for breakfast with a couple of friends
this morning. We have known each other for a very,
very long time. We went to university to get this,
so we're talking. We're coming up twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Don't you love that?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like how you have those friends that you don't and
I don't know if actually.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This is your case, this is the case here, But
you have.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Those friends who you've know forever, you don't actually need
to talk to them much, but when you do, it's
like nothing has changed.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just you refer right back into who you always were.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Nineteen year old.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
It was so beautiful. It was so nice to catch
up with them. But I was reminded of.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
A fantastic story because when we first met, one of
them had a little bit of a crush on the
other one. You know, we were fresh out of high
school and we just studied at university, and my guy
friend had developed a little bit of a crush on
the girlfriend, and he did something in our first year
of university that now that I think about it, I mean,
(06:23):
it was wild at the time. It's even wild now
with the passing of time. To try and impress her
during the school holidays. During the UNI holidays, we'd mostly
most of us had like dispersed and gone back to
our hometowns. He spent the school holidays. He was a
bit of a history nerd, digging out her family history,
(06:47):
like her family tree. He visited a grave yard like
a grave site to investigate like some of her long
lost relatives, and started to develop a family tree. It
had sparked from It was one of those classic things
where she had very casually mentioned something about wanting to know.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
A bit more about her heritage, and.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Next there he had taken it and run for a mile.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And she she came back from the Union holidays and
he delivered her as her family tree, and she went
rather than being impressidous.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
With this is creepy, dude, I was gonna say, how
was it received?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Because go one of two ways, Like she could be like.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That is the most romantic thing anyone's been done, or
please get away from me.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The latter.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The latter I mean he was very very quickly put
in the frame box. I think that nothing ever happened
between them and now the best friends, but at the
time it was mortifying. This guy had gone to such
length to try and press this woman that he was,
that he had a crush on.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I love that my husband when I met him. This
is not nearly as extreme, but we went to like
a couple of vineyards at the start, and I used
to like love a little peanot noir and he would
always be like, Oh, I love the read wine.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's so nice, and you've got to tastings and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Now that I know him, he hates He would never
drink wine around his friends. He was totally doing that impressment.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Really, It's actually become a bit of a social media
trend where people are talking about the wild things they've
done to impress their crush. You know, like if you
know someone said that they loved the TV show Glee,
and all of a sudden, this person is joining a
school choir, you know, things like that, it's brilliant. It's
so mortifying, but it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Let's open up the phones.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Let's share the embarrassment and the humiliation. You can stay
anonymous if it's.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Really that bad. But what did you do to woo
the person you're into?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
The Head's median PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
How Desperate Did you go to impress your crush of
my friends at when we were at university, so we're
talking nineteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tried to impress another friend of ours by literally studying
her family treat family history, which a gravesite pot peage.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Didn't go great for him though, because she was freaked
out in nothing romantically the head between the two. But
the good thing is they're still friends, so he kind
of freaked her out that much. But we have asked
you on the phones. Oh, right hand to the hand,
so it text us for for a se van, what
did you do to embrace your crush? At the beginning,
Gunta is joining us, Hi, gunta, what did you do well?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
A couple of years ago when I just met my partner,
she always used to like chili sauce on her chips,
and I always used to have a couple of bikes and say, oh,
I love it. But then I run out of the
room and go and have a glass of milk because
of his furn Hell of my mouth?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Are you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
How long did it take you to come clean?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
About?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Fifteen years later? No, I don't like chili.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, you're kidding, So you had to suffer through all
those years because you you made a simple little lie
at the beginning.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Well everything she has. She would say, would you like
some chili? Says yeah, I'll try it. Until one day
I didn't know our corns anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I love it. I love it. Listen to this text,
peeche that's coming.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We played cards against Humanity, and every time it was
his turn to read the cards out, I would play
my most absolutely sexual cards I had, and then I
would giggle when he read them out. He is now
my husband.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Hey, there we go.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I was like, please be heavy, and please be heavy,
and it was literally Lea's go to Charlotte joining us on.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I hand to the hat. Hi, Sharlotte, what did you do?
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
So when I was younger, I was year nine and
there was a boy in year thirteen who I just adored.
I don't think he even knew I existed.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So his name was Russell.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
So I bought every branded Russell Athletics thing.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I constantly I.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did he either did he either like make a comment, no,
but you know, the looking and the laughing.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
I just took au. That was enough for me.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I can imagine, I can picture it. And here's here's
your family. So much us.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's just a commend It's really cool.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
It's really cool, so.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Amazing Meddi and PJ the podcast that many have you
ever been called up by a friend to be like
a reference, whether it's for buying a hoss or like
a job or.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Actually not, And now that I think, why have you not,
I'd be a great reference.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You used to be really busy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Maybe people just always assumed that, you know, on the
Breakfast show you had no time because you know, you
do the show and then you go home and then
you'd sleep.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And I mean, yeah, very busy person.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
But I'd be such an enthusiastic reference. I'd be too enthusiastic.
You'd get a job you were like woefully underqualified.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, but maybe they're worrying you'd have a compensate. Maybe
that's out and it wouldn't be believable.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
True.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My husband BJ, he he got the call up from
one of his friends to be the reference for like
a passport application, you know how like sometimes you have
to get like someone to say, yes, this is this
person and so. But I think it was for the kids.
So the kids are like getting passports for the first
time already.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Man, And.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh my god, you should see BJ my farmer husband
trying to work through technology.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It is painful. I thought I was bad.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I'm just trying to think bless him. I love that man.
Is he the person that you would call on to
do this kind of a job.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Literally the job requires to just enter his details. I
don't I don't think he has to do too much.
Like it's literally just more of a verification thing, I think. Anyway,
he had to get into his account and he lost
all of his passwords, and he was there calling up
like the hot line, going OK, so what do I
need to do? They gave him a new password. Anyway,
(13:14):
massive ringmarole. Then when it came to the point of
where he had to identify the children. So these two
sisters right that he had to identify. The problem is
so the first photo of the sister came up and
he was like, oh my god, I don't know which
one it is, and so he was like do you know?
(13:36):
And I was like, well, to be honest, they do
look quite So I'm not gonna put all my eggs
in one basket here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't think I'm the person to ask you. You're
gonna have to call.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Your friend parents.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Look like, and so you had to go, Hey, I
just wanted to know the one in the purple top
is there, Alice?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Where is that?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Emma?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He was like, oh, oh good, it's fine. But I
was like, oh my god, great friend you are.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We've had the girls over to our house like a
number of times we've been to theirs. So Uncle BJ
pulling through with the girls once again.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He ain't getting Godfather's status, is it?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I wouldn't say he's getting the call up for
any more references either.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
The heads Median PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
For your dms. Your direct message folders can be an
interesting place. Sometimes you get some very fascinating things in there.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sometimes photos, sometimes photos.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I've had a few photos, probably more, But anyway, we
digress exactly because we got a really interesting direct message
from someone who said that they have been told for
a very long time they work in a callse intoer
that they have a voice for radio.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Lots of people say it, peage they do, lots of
people say it. Does this guy actually have the goods?
So yesterday we said we've got to get this guy
on the show right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
His name's Mark, and guys, we've managed to track him down. Hello, Mark, come.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
In, Hello, how are you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh that is a good voice.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Man, We're well marked.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Now tell us.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
About how this all came about for you, because we
got a message into our DMS.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
From you. But how did this start for you?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
So for me, I guess I turned the big five
on Christmas Day last year, Summer Christmas Day, baby, And
over the last few years I've had some really significant
hearings to the life events that have happened, and it's
really made me reflect on what i want the next
fifty to look like. And I'm not overly thrilled with
(15:56):
where I'm at at the moment. Not to get all
dark on it, I decided, you know, put myself out there,
be vulnerable, be brave, send the message out and you
never know what will happen. I work in a contact center,
so I often get people caught to say. My customers say,
I've got a great voice, and I'll tell you, guys,
(16:18):
if you don't mind a funny little story about my life.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh we love them. We love a funny little story.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Mark hit us.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
So I went in Monday to the local countdown, went
up to the self service check out. Obviously I did
something wrong. I hate those machines. So the old girl
had to come over to fix it, and I started
chatting to her and she was like, oh, you've got
a good voice, and don't get me wrong, it boosts
my ego.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Lie.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
But then she proceeds to say, wait there. She pulls
over to of her colleagues, so I actually now have
an audience, and she asks me to say something to
so I don't know what the spaces was like, Hi ladies,
how are you all kiggled like little school girls? I
(17:09):
got really awkward? So I hate to leave.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I love that. I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
My god, I love this so much. Mark.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So look, obviously you're not exactly stoked where you are
in life right now. You're looking for a refresh for
the next fifty years. You thought, hey, I'm going to
check myself out there. See how i'd go in the
world of radio. Well, we look, we're going to be straight.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Up on us.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We obviously are not in a position where we can
employ people or anything like that, but we thought we'd
give you the opportunity to have a bit of your time.
Maybe someone will be in the car, they'll hear the
dulcet tones of Mark, and maybe this could be the
beginning of something.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well, hey, guys, honestly, I just appreciate the time, and
I appreciate your producer for responding, and you know, like,
you guys are gold. You really are.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Thanks Mark.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Should we should we give Mark like a little hour?
But why don't you say this is it leads to
a little demo? Here?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
This is Mark. You're on the heats coming up next.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Let's say is Pink because there's probably a few chances
she's coming up?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So do you want to do that? Mark?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Absolutely? Hey guys, this is Mark. You're on the Hits
coming up next as Pink.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, absolutely nailed as Mark.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
That's an absolute pleasure. You guys have a lovely day,
and thank.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
You and good luck.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
So make good luck good luck on the next five day.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Last night I went on a bit of a ranch.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm not really a ranty person, but after having an
experience in the bathroom at work yesterday, I'd had enough.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Maday, you got to.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Lit it out the moon, not on the toilet, but
I was talking about the toilet brush and I just
think in twenty twenty four, how is this the best
we have got when it comes to clean our toilet bowls?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They would have to be one of the most feral
contraptions and existence.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And you agree with me, don't.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I do agree with you, except for the fair that
they do. They do work like they do do the
job that they're meant to do, not.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Always with ease, like it's a it's a real hard job,
Like I feel like my muscles get to work when
I ever go.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Maybe we're getting the wrong brushes. I don't know, but
I did.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I did pose the question are the better alternatives out there?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Am I the only one who's still using the old
trusty toilet brush? We did get texts, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The other question we asked was like what are you
meant to do? Like do you are you are we
meant to be cleaning this all the time? Or But
there were some a lot of techs about alternatives. Someone
did say just use a water gun, which I kind
of like, or like water blasting. Yeah, like it makes
it fun, right, that would be fun. It was one
(19:58):
from Nelson.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Hi, guys to stick toilet paper around the bowl, then
squeeze duck clean around it, then flush two times and
it comes up nice cheers.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Michael would would that would the toilet paper enough be
enough to kind of wipe it out? I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Thought, so I don't know that. It kind of sounds
like a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Too, although someone did say, before doing your business, ripped
off two sheets of blue paper place in the bowl.
No no marks.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh really, I usually have a friend that I actually
have a friend that does that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
She'll religiously put toilet paper down. But I think that's
more for the fact of if she's if it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It is actually a friend.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I know everytime I say friend, believe me, she just
always puts toilet paper down.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Someone else said, add a bidet to existing water supplying
the toilet, possible well renovations and a hot water supply.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Okay, great and nice, must be very nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
The other thing I did pages like googled how often
are you meant to like clean or replace your toilet brushes?
And Google sees every three months? Oh really, how long
have you had yours?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Form?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
To be fair, we do buy a new one because
my son smashed the other one.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe, like ask you, Yeah, possibly.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I reckon, we're rocking a three year brush.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh that's fearal.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Many go out one, thank yourself, you're not alone. But
now you know you can do better. Go home, throw
that thing out and get a new one this week.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Brand new for twenty four and harding.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
On that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, So this has become a weekly fixture on
our show where I get humiliated and try and geese
your age, which look most of the time, is never
going to end.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, all you need to do is give us a call.
Oh eight hundred, that hats.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I'm not trying to embarrass you. That would never be
my goal on this show.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Really, So I started out like my first I will
admit my first round of this was horrendous. It was
really really bad, and I think I got ten years
off most and they were all like all my guesses
were way.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Above last week. I feel like I leveled out a bit.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
You've still got a couple woefully wrong. We give you
three years either side, so you've got basically a six
year buffer.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
A right, Okay, literally just gonna go to the phones.
Tanya is here. Hello, Tanya, Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Good?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Tanya very well, what have you been up to today, Tanya.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Oh, nothing much.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
I went out for lunch with a work colleague and
now now I'm just at home reading and listen to
you guys.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay, reading and listening.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes. I want to say, you're out of the hectic
forties and you're cruising into the fifties, and you're starting
to think what the next chapter of life is the
flight for you?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And I mean that in a way.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I feel like you're about to rejuvenate with a whole
lot of hobbies.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Tanya, are you fifty one close?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I'm fifty Oh take them take.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Take that. I hope better than offend you. I mean
like you're in a beautiful time of your life.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Oh, nothing of Africa.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Aliia, thank you so much for playing so much. She's
cut off. Let's go to no, No, nixt caller, no.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
No, Hello, Hello, how's it going very well?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Just living?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
My best wife?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Really?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
We love?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh we love to hear that. No no, And can
we ask what you do for loving?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I work in healthcare.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, healthcare, okay, healthcare? No, no is in healthcare. I'm
gonna say, uh no, no. What was here for lunch?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
I had some mulberries. I had noodles and dumplings. Healthy,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, I may have just asked one too many questions
because I'm not really meant to pry too much. What
I'm going to say is he's savvy on the Uber eats, which.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
My parents are sevy on uber eats.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh no, no, no, no, just one second, I'm going
to say, I would say, no, no, you're thirty five.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Oh you're not far off? Yes, close enough.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
How are you nine?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Thank you so much for plying no.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We've got a little prize coming your way.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Well you're doing all right, You're doing all right.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm doing great, Thank you very much. Okay, let's wrap
up with Katherine this afternoon. Hello Catherrene Hi Lia, How
are you good?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Catherine?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, Catherine, talk to me. What's your middle name?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Kath Mary?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, I mean, that's that's such a.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's neither here nor their like. Even if you were
born today, that could be a middle names in a
family name. Okay, Catherine, are you going to be just
having a nice chill weekend?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What are your plans and no plans at the.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Moment, just hanging out with my husband, probably watched the movie.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Alright, I'm going to stop you there. I'm going to
stop you then get you too much?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Are you forty eight years old? No?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
How old are you?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
I am fifty two?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Thank god I was going to go. There we go, Katherine,
you beautiful, beautiful woman. Thank you very much for joining
us this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Well, I reckon, you're getting better and better I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But to be fair, do you think it's because I'm
having more chairs? Do we need to limit my chairs?
Get one one question with the caller, because at the
moment it is getting slightly easier the more I sort
of pry into their lives.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Here's what I'll say the next time you get if
you ever get a three out of three, I'll take
it on the next week and I'll give it a
go and see how easy.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, done done. Think I'll take you out for dinner
that I can take up.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
The heads medi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I love. There's something nice about being a bit of
a hero.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
God, here we go, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
And then a hero will comes alone?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Did someone else call you a hero? Or did you
call yourself a hero?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I got a desperate call from a friend this morning.
You may know him.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
He's on one of our sister stations, Clint from ZiT in. Oh,
you meant our daughter station?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Is it a daughter station? Is that what we call it?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I feel like with like with the UNDI we'll take it.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Anyway to Panet.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Call from Clint this morning because Radio Woods tonight and
Clint said, I need help. My shower has run out
of hot water or there's something wrong with the shower
and I don't have hot water at my house.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Cart right, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We're gotta get prety. We're gonna get Audrey stuff and
stuff for tonight.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You got to do the shah the pits.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
And I said, well, I've got some things to do.
Like I'm busy this afternoon. I'm going to be out.
I'm going to be out all afternoon before I get
to work. So why don't you just pop by my
house and there's a code on the door.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I will give you the code and let yourself in.
You can use our shower.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And so a lot of trust this rogue radio host
like Clint Robert.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Now this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I'm putting a lot of trust in him because he's
entering my house when none of us are bed. I'm
giving them code to my house, so now he can
get in at any time if you wanted to. The
Other thing is I'm I kind of panicked because I
was like, I didn't I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Prepared for a guest at my house tonight.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You've left heres in the base and let me.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Guess, well, there might be that there's also the dreaded
fear and there won't have happened, But you know, you panic,
You're like, did I we talked about toilet brushes earlier
in the show, like did I have I done it
good enough?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Clean?
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Of I.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Feel like you would be pretty clean by default. I
would say you'd have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I hope. So, I hope.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So is there anything embarrassing that you would leave lying
around the house?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, it depends how how stuck into our drawers?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, right, so but he but he should have just
walked down the hallway into the bathroom, hedn't He wouldn't
need to go through your bedroom to actually have the shower.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Not into our bedroom. No, And now I'm trying to
think what we do have in our bathroom cupboards?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Though. The weird thing is be fine.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
So the weird thing is I haven't had a text
from him to be like hey mate, like all good
the shout like thanks to the bathroom. And so now
I'm panicking that because I haven't heard anything. There was something.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, do you guys have a security camera in your house?
Don't you have one?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You don't, mate, Honestly, get one. It saves all of
these moments. You know exactly when they've been in. You
can see what happens. Go get one of them.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
But I know what will happen. I'll turn it to
you and I'll be monitoring the cameras. Twenty fourth Seve,
who's that truck?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Why is she here? I thought you were staying home. Yeah, no,
you're right. It's not healthy.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Meddi and PJ the podcast that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
As the exponents on the Hats with Maddi and PJ.
I know, Meddie, one day you would like to have
a little bubba. I know you're a clucky You're a
clocky little man. Have you thought of baby names? Has
it ever crossed your mind?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Always?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
And the annoying thing is I should have been writing
them down because we always get struck with gold and
then we run and I often will agree on baby names,
and then we go, oh.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
That's a really cool name, and then I forget, we forget,
we forget.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm pretty sure there's an app where you guys can
like add suggestions and then add to a list.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
A guy has gone viral online for sharing the names
the baby names that just don't match babies ever.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Listen to this.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Some names that will go extinct because they can't be breastfed.
They simply need to be born at forty years old,
otherwise everyone gets uncomfortable. Number one Craig. You can't breastfeed Craig.
Craig should be doing taxes, not trying to walk for
the first time. Next up is Clive. You can try
and make it cute for a baby with nicknames like
Cheese and Clive Dip, but it's just a full growth.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Next up is Simon.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
By all means, if you can hold them in for
forty years rather than pumping them out your bum at
nine months, call them whenever you want. But you can't
have a Simon any guys.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I would say Malcolm needs to be on the list.
Mal Malcolm, Keith Gray, Bruce, see him Bruce.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
My middle name is Bruce. Oh, yeah, you are something
about it.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I mean, who would call the Kim Bruce Anyways, remember
this iconic song, It's true, very true.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
What about female names? What about like a Sheeron?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh yeah, I mean to be honest, like this is
actually quite sad that the name he has gone out
after it's got such a hard time the last few years.
Karen like baby, Baby, Karen like it might come back
down the track, but I'd say it has actually headed
for extinction. I think they reported on that last year,
which is quite sad. So like treasure the Karens in
(31:36):
your life because there may be no more Karens down
the track.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I say that would love
Speaker 6 (31:42):
The Heads Medi and PJ the Podcast
The Hits Drive with Medi and PJ thanks to chimis
Wee House, The Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And on the Hi Everyone, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To the podcast. How soon is too soon to make?
Like Christmas and New Year plants?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Like, I'm already starting to think about it because I've
got fam like my brother and sister live overseas and
planning their trip. So therefore I kind of have seen
to rhyme, we do need to think about what we're
going to do as well.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, I'm always the inner shadow, like between Bjo and I, Like,
he's always quite last minute when it comes to Christmas
and stuff because he works.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What are you look at it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Everyone is Drea stuff and the finest you have been distracted, Honestly,
everyone's looked stunning.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I've got five mo the fine most kicking in.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
You've made the right porn anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, yeah, back to where we were, Back to where
we were, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So usually I'm like the one because usually like mid yeah,
my brother will be like, right, what's here many for Christmas?
And blah blah blah, and but just like, oh my god,
I normally just like plan like fucking a week out.
But We've actually got some friends who want to go
to Great Barrier Island like around New Year's And I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh, I don't know, is it too soon to commit.
I don't know what's going to happen, but.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Like, is it a good group?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Like a great group?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, it's a couple. It's a couple in this. You
might have met them at the wedding. Maxwell, ye, her
and her husband Blue?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah? Did you make Blue surely real agent?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm sure sorry, I'm sure, I'm sure I did.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm sure you did. I'm sure you've probably got a
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm sure you've got a beautiful selfie with them, like
you did most of the guests and my wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, I'm just then we've got to lock it away.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why we can lock it in? Like Great Bearry Island,
What a cool place to go? Maxwell and Blue one
awesome couple to do it with.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, and also like it's a really good between the couples,
like BJ and Blue really get along. Max and I
like lifelong besties.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Pretty special.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I do it because like.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What do you can It's it's honestly one of those
grasses like grasses and always kind of things.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It's like, what are you waiting for? Like, what what
do you what's going to be?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So double chickens New Years? Cause I always do Christmas
with my family. Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like, are
you like that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I love doing Christmas with my family. But equally, Ryan's
sister has four kids. That's right, and that's really yeah,
and so doing Christmas with kids now is really nice.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yes, yeah, what we.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Have done a couple of times and this seemed crazy
the first time we did it, but we kind of
loved it was we started Christmas. So we would go
the week before Christmas to Ryan's sister's house, do Christmas
with them, do Christmas Morning with the kids, and then
we would literally go to the airport and fly to
my family and Queen's stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I've heard people do that. Do you write it?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Write it?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Here's here's why. One you feel like you everyone's getting
a fear go.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, they're all get a taste too.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Like it's great because you get the excitement of Christmas
Morning with the kids and then they get on there
at big sugar high and then you leave them.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah yeah, and then you cruise of the adults. And
I was into the evening yet and.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Then we have a couple.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Then we have a few hours of downtime at the
airport and on the plane where.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's just the two of us to like breathe nice.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And then we go into the like fun dinner drinking
part of the day with my Then what's.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The airport like on Christmas Day? Is it busy?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Actually busier than you would think? There were, Yeah, definitely
more people that choose that option than you would anticipate.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Interesting, Well, thank you for helping me hash out my
holiday plans.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh my god, we're going away.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We're going Oh my god, I'm so excited from mid
year holiday. We're going on a honeymoon July early July.
Are going to bar and Bay. It's like one of
my favorite places, just my little spiritual home. Be Jay
has never been there, and I know he's gonna love it.
And we're taking Charlie with us, and yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
God, you're going to be. You're gonna be. There's going
to be a cybal bowls up the wazoo.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The wazoo messages and sound healing and yoga and green juices. Anyway, go,
you've got to go party, you've gotta go shower, you've
gotta go get ready for tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Have fun.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I've gone with a double breasted suit tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They're going to be really hot.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, it's not hot, it's just different.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's no, you're gonna are you lucky at everyone outside?
Do you feel like you kind of slide into what
they're wearing.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But there's good you'll stand out. It's what we do.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's my first radio awards and everyone's like, oh god,
here he is.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I told you do seventy five percent and you've gone
a handy.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I didn't listen.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You'd be great.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You look, you look gorgeous. I can't like to say photos.
I enjoy the podcast, I.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Said, I'll send you lots of messages. I love you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I love you to enjoy the podcast. We had a
lot of It was a real fun show. Today we
played What's My Age again?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Again?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Baby names that don't belong to babies.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And we got we got Mark, the guy that that
slid into our DMS and said he wanted to shot
it doing some voiceover works. We got him on and
he does have a beautiful voice. Spoiling he does, so.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You can hear that and more on the podcast. Enjoy
and we'll be back next week.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
The podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I went out for breakfast with a couple of friends
this morning. We have known each other for a very,
very long time. We went to university to get this,
so we're talking. We're coming up twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Don't you love that?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Like how you have those friends that you don't and
I don't know if actually.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This is your case, this is the case here, But
you have.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Those friends who you've know forever, you don't actually need
to talk to them much, but when you do, it's
like nothing has changed.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just you refer right back into who you always were.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Nineteen year old.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yes, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
It was so beautiful. It was so nice to catch
up with them. But I was reminded of.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
A fantastic story because when we first met, one of
them had a little bit of a crush on the
other one. You know, we were fresh out of high
school and we just studied at university, and my guy
friend had developed a little bit of a crush on
the girlfriend, and he did something in our first year
of university that now that I think about it, I mean,
(06:23):
it was wild at the time. It's even wild now
with the passing of time. To try and impress her
during the school holidays. During the UNI holidays, we'd mostly
most of us had like dispersed and gone back to
our hometowns. He spent the school holidays. He was a
bit of a history nerd, digging out her family history,
(06:47):
like her family tree. He visited a grave yard like
a grave site to investigate like some of her long
lost relatives, and started to develop a family tree. It
had sparked from It was one of those classic things
where she had very casually mentioned something about wanting to know.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
A bit more about her heritage, and.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Next there he had taken it and run for a mile.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And she she came back from the Union holidays and
he delivered her as her family tree, and she went
rather than being impressidous.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
With this is creepy, dude, I was gonna say, how
was it received?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Because go one of two ways, Like she could be like.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That is the most romantic thing anyone's been done, or
please get away from me.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
The latter.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The latter I mean he was very very quickly put
in the frame box. I think that nothing ever happened
between them and now the best friends, but at the
time it was mortifying. This guy had gone to such
length to try and press this woman that he was,
that he had a crush on.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I love that my husband when I met him. This
is not nearly as extreme, but we went to like
a couple of vineyards at the start, and I used
to like love a little peanot noir and he would
always be like, Oh, I love the read wine.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's so nice, and you've got to tastings and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Now that I know him, he hates He would never
drink wine around his friends. He was totally doing that impressment.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Really, It's actually become a bit of a social media
trend where people are talking about the wild things they've
done to impress their crush. You know, like if you
know someone said that they loved the TV show Glee,
and all of a sudden, this person is joining a
school choir, you know, things like that, it's brilliant. It's
so mortifying, but it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Let's open up the phones.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Let's share the embarrassment and the humiliation. You can stay
anonymous if it's.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Really that bad. But what did you do to woo
the person you're into?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
The Head's median PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
How Desperate Did you go to impress your crush of
my friends at when we were at university, so we're
talking nineteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tried to impress another friend of ours by literally studying
her family treat family history, which a gravesite pot peage.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Didn't go great for him though, because she was freaked
out in nothing romantically the head between the two. But
the good thing is they're still friends, so he kind
of freaked her out that much. But we have asked
you on the phones. Oh, right hand to the hand,
so it text us for for a se van, what
did you do to embrace your crush? At the beginning,
Gunta is joining us, Hi, gunta, what did you do well?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
A couple of years ago when I just met my partner,
she always used to like chili sauce on her chips,
and I always used to have a couple of bikes and say, oh,
I love it. But then I run out of the
room and go and have a glass of milk because
of his furn Hell of my mouth?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Are you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
How long did it take you to come clean?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
About?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Fifteen years later? No, I don't like chili.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, you're kidding, So you had to suffer through all
those years because you you made a simple little lie
at the beginning.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Well everything she has. She would say, would you like
some chili? Says yeah, I'll try it. Until one day
I didn't know our corns anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I love it. I love it. Listen to this text,
peeche that's coming.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
We played cards against Humanity, and every time it was
his turn to read the cards out, I would play
my most absolutely sexual cards I had, and then I
would giggle when he read them out. He is now
my husband.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Hey, there we go.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I was like, please be heavy, and please be heavy,
and it was literally Lea's go to Charlotte joining us on.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I hand to the hat. Hi, Sharlotte, what did you do?
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:40):
So when I was younger, I was year nine and
there was a boy in year thirteen who I just adored.
I don't think he even knew I existed.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So his name was Russell.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
So I bought every branded Russell Athletics thing.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I constantly I.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did he either did he either like make a comment, no,
but you know, the looking and the laughing.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
I just took au. That was enough for me.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I can imagine, I can picture it. And here's here's
your family. So much us.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's just a commend It's really cool.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
It's really cool, so.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Amazing Meddi and PJ the podcast that many have you
ever been called up by a friend to be like
a reference, whether it's for buying a hoss or like
a job or.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Actually not, And now that I think, why have you not,
I'd be a great reference.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You used to be really busy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Maybe people just always assumed that, you know, on the
Breakfast show you had no time because you know, you
do the show and then you go home and then
you'd sleep.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
And I mean, yeah, very busy person.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
But I'd be such an enthusiastic reference. I'd be too enthusiastic.
You'd get a job you were like woefully underqualified.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, but maybe they're worrying you'd have a compensate. Maybe
that's out and it wouldn't be believable.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
True.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My husband BJ, he he got the call up from
one of his friends to be the reference for like
a passport application, you know how like sometimes you have
to get like someone to say, yes, this is this
person and so. But I think it was for the kids.
So the kids are like getting passports for the first
time already.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Man, And.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh my god, you should see BJ my farmer husband
trying to work through technology.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It is painful. I thought I was bad.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I'm just trying to think bless him. I love that man.
Is he the person that you would call on to
do this kind of a job.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Literally the job requires to just enter his details. I
don't I don't think he has to do too much.
Like it's literally just more of a verification thing, I think. Anyway,
he had to get into his account and he lost
all of his passwords, and he was there calling up
like the hot line, going OK, so what do I
need to do? They gave him a new password. Anyway,
(13:14):
massive ringmarole. Then when it came to the point of
where he had to identify the children. So these two
sisters right that he had to identify. The problem is
so the first photo of the sister came up and
he was like, oh my god, I don't know which
one it is, and so he was like do you know?
(13:36):
And I was like, well, to be honest, they do
look quite So I'm not gonna put all my eggs
in one basket here.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't think I'm the person to ask you. You're
gonna have to call.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Your friend parents.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Look like, and so you had to go, Hey, I
just wanted to know the one in the purple top
is there, Alice?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Where is that?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Emma?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
He was like, oh, oh good, it's fine. But I
was like, oh my god, great friend you are.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We've had the girls over to our house like a
number of times we've been to theirs. So Uncle BJ
pulling through with the girls once again.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He ain't getting Godfather's status, is it?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I wouldn't say he's getting the call up for
any more references either.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
The heads Median PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
For your dms. Your direct message folders can be an
interesting place. Sometimes you get some very fascinating things in there.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sometimes photos, sometimes photos.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I've had a few photos, probably more, But anyway, we
digress exactly because we got a really interesting direct message
from someone who said that they have been told for
a very long time they work in a callse intoer
that they have a voice for radio.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Lots of people say it, peage they do, lots of
people say it. Does this guy actually have the goods?
So yesterday we said we've got to get this guy
on the show right.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
His name's Mark, and guys, we've managed to track him down. Hello, Mark, come.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
In, Hello, how are you.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh that is a good voice.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Man, We're well marked.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Now tell us.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
About how this all came about for you, because we
got a message into our DMS.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
From you. But how did this start for you?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
So for me, I guess I turned the big five
on Christmas Day last year, Summer Christmas Day, baby, And
over the last few years I've had some really significant
hearings to the life events that have happened, and it's
really made me reflect on what i want the next
fifty to look like. And I'm not overly thrilled with
(15:56):
where I'm at at the moment. Not to get all
dark on it, I decided, you know, put myself out there,
be vulnerable, be brave, send the message out and you
never know what will happen. I work in a contact center,
so I often get people caught to say. My customers say,
I've got a great voice, and I'll tell you, guys,
(16:18):
if you don't mind a funny little story about my life.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh we love them. We love a funny little story.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Mark hit us.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
So I went in Monday to the local countdown, went
up to the self service check out. Obviously I did
something wrong. I hate those machines. So the old girl
had to come over to fix it, and I started
chatting to her and she was like, oh, you've got
a good voice, and don't get me wrong, it boosts
my ego.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Lie.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
But then she proceeds to say, wait there. She pulls
over to of her colleagues, so I actually now have
an audience, and she asks me to say something to
so I don't know what the spaces was like, Hi ladies,
how are you all kiggled like little school girls? I
(17:09):
got really awkward? So I hate to leave.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I love that. I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
My god, I love this so much. Mark.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So look, obviously you're not exactly stoked where you are
in life right now. You're looking for a refresh for
the next fifty years. You thought, hey, I'm going to
check myself out there. See how i'd go in the
world of radio. Well, we look, we're going to be straight.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Up on us.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We obviously are not in a position where we can
employ people or anything like that, but we thought we'd
give you the opportunity to have a bit of your time.
Maybe someone will be in the car, they'll hear the
dulcet tones of Mark, and maybe this could be the
beginning of something.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well, hey, guys, honestly, I just appreciate the time, and
I appreciate your producer for responding, and you know, like,
you guys are gold. You really are.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Thanks Mark.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Should we should we give Mark like a little hour?
But why don't you say this is it leads to
a little demo? Here?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
This is Mark. You're on the heats coming up next.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Let's say is Pink because there's probably a few chances
she's coming up?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So do you want to do that? Mark?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Absolutely? Hey guys, this is Mark. You're on the Hits
coming up next as Pink.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, absolutely nailed as Mark.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
That's an absolute pleasure. You guys have a lovely day,
and thank.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
You and good luck.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
So make good luck good luck on the next five day.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Last night I went on a bit of a ranch.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm not really a ranty person, but after having an
experience in the bathroom at work yesterday, I'd had enough.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Maday, you got to.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Lit it out the moon, not on the toilet, but
I was talking about the toilet brush and I just
think in twenty twenty four, how is this the best
we have got when it comes to clean our toilet bowls?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They would have to be one of the most feral
contraptions and existence.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And you agree with me, don't.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I do agree with you, except for the fair that
they do. They do work like they do do the
job that they're meant to do, not.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Always with ease, like it's a it's a real hard job,
Like I feel like my muscles get to work when
I ever go.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Maybe we're getting the wrong brushes. I don't know, but
I did.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I did pose the question are the better alternatives out there?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Am I the only one who's still using the old
trusty toilet brush? We did get texts, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
The other question we asked was like what are you
meant to do? Like do you are you are we
meant to be cleaning this all the time? Or But
there were some a lot of techs about alternatives. Someone
did say just use a water gun, which I kind
of like, or like water blasting. Yeah, like it makes
it fun, right, that would be fun. It was one
(19:58):
from Nelson.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Hi, guys to stick toilet paper around the bowl, then
squeeze duck clean around it, then flush two times and
it comes up nice cheers.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Michael would would that would the toilet paper enough be
enough to kind of wipe it out? I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Thought, so I don't know that. It kind of sounds
like a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Too, although someone did say, before doing your business, ripped
off two sheets of blue paper place in the bowl.
No no marks.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh really, I usually have a friend that I actually
have a friend that does that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
She'll religiously put toilet paper down. But I think that's
more for the fact of if she's if it's not.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It is actually a friend.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I know everytime I say friend, believe me, she just
always puts toilet paper down.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Someone else said, add a bidet to existing water supplying
the toilet, possible well renovations and a hot water supply.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Okay, great and nice, must be very nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
The other thing I did pages like googled how often
are you meant to like clean or replace your toilet brushes?
And Google sees every three months? Oh really, how long
have you had yours?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Form?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
To be fair, we do buy a new one because
my son smashed the other one.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe, like ask you, Yeah, possibly.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I reckon, we're rocking a three year brush.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh that's fearal.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Many go out one, thank yourself, you're not alone. But
now you know you can do better. Go home, throw
that thing out and get a new one this week.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Brand new for twenty four and harding.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
On that.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, So this has become a weekly fixture on
our show where I get humiliated and try and geese
your age, which look most of the time, is never
going to end.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, all you need to do is give us a call.
Oh eight hundred, that hats.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I'm not trying to embarrass you. That would never be
my goal on this show.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Really, So I started out like my first I will
admit my first round of this was horrendous. It was
really really bad, and I think I got ten years
off most and they were all like all my guesses
were way.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Above last week. I feel like I leveled out a bit.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
You've still got a couple woefully wrong. We give you
three years either side, so you've got basically a six
year buffer.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
A right, Okay, literally just gonna go to the phones.
Tanya is here. Hello, Tanya, Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Good?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Tanya very well, what have you been up to today, Tanya.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Oh, nothing much.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
I went out for lunch with a work colleague and
now now I'm just at home reading and listen to
you guys.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay, reading and listening.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes. I want to say, you're out of the hectic
forties and you're cruising into the fifties, and you're starting
to think what the next chapter of life is the
flight for you?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And I mean that in a way.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I feel like you're about to rejuvenate with a whole
lot of hobbies.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Tanya, are you fifty one close?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I'm fifty Oh take them take.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Take that. I hope better than offend you. I mean
like you're in a beautiful time of your life.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Oh, nothing of Africa.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Aliia, thank you so much for playing so much. She's
cut off. Let's go to no, No, nixt caller, no.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
No, Hello, Hello, how's it going very well?
Speaker 4 (23:37):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Just living?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
My best wife?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Really?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
We love?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh we love to hear that. No no, And can
we ask what you do for loving?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I work in healthcare.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, healthcare, okay, healthcare? No, no is in healthcare. I'm
gonna say, uh no, no. What was here for lunch?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
I had some mulberries. I had noodles and dumplings. Healthy,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, I may have just asked one too many questions
because I'm not really meant to pry too much. What
I'm going to say is he's savvy on the Uber eats, which.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
My parents are sevy on uber eats.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh no, no, no, no, just one second, I'm going
to say, I would say, no, no, you're thirty five.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Oh you're not far off? Yes, close enough.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
How are you nine?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Thank you so much for plying no.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We've got a little prize coming your way.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Well you're doing all right, You're doing all right.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm doing great, Thank you very much. Okay, let's wrap
up with Katherine this afternoon. Hello Catherrene Hi Lia, How
are you good?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Catherine?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, Catherine, talk to me. What's your middle name?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Mary?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Kath Mary?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, I mean, that's that's such a.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's neither here nor their like. Even if you were
born today, that could be a middle names in a
family name. Okay, Catherine, are you going to be just
having a nice chill weekend?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What are your plans and no plans at the.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Moment, just hanging out with my husband, probably watched the movie.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Alright, I'm going to stop you there. I'm going to
stop you then get you too much?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Are you forty eight years old? No?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
How old are you?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
I am fifty two?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Thank god I was going to go. There we go, Katherine,
you beautiful, beautiful woman. Thank you very much for joining
us this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Well, I reckon, you're getting better and better I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But to be fair, do you think it's because I'm
having more chairs? Do we need to limit my chairs?
Get one one question with the caller, because at the
moment it is getting slightly easier the more I sort
of pry into their lives.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Here's what I'll say the next time you get if
you ever get a three out of three, I'll take
it on the next week and I'll give it a
go and see how easy.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Okay, done done. Think I'll take you out for dinner
that I can take up.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
The heads medi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
I love. There's something nice about being a bit of
a hero.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
God, here we go, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
And then a hero will comes alone?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Did someone else call you a hero? Or did you
call yourself a hero?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I got a desperate call from a friend this morning.
You may know him.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
He's on one of our sister stations, Clint from ZiT in. Oh,
you meant our daughter station?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Is it a daughter station? Is that what we call it?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I feel like with like with the UNDI we'll take it.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Anyway to Panet.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Call from Clint this morning because Radio Woods tonight and
Clint said, I need help. My shower has run out
of hot water or there's something wrong with the shower
and I don't have hot water at my house.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Cart right, Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
We're gotta get prety. We're gonna get Audrey stuff and
stuff for tonight.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You got to do the shah the pits.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
And I said, well, I've got some things to do.
Like I'm busy this afternoon. I'm going to be out.
I'm going to be out all afternoon before I get
to work. So why don't you just pop by my
house and there's a code on the door.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I will give you the code and let yourself in.
You can use our shower.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
And so a lot of trust this rogue radio host
like Clint Robert.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Now this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I'm putting a lot of trust in him because he's
entering my house when none of us are bed. I'm
giving them code to my house, so now he can
get in at any time if you wanted to. The
Other thing is I'm I kind of panicked because I
was like, I didn't I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Prepared for a guest at my house tonight.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You've left heres in the base and let me.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Guess, well, there might be that there's also the dreaded
fear and there won't have happened, But you know, you panic,
You're like, did I we talked about toilet brushes earlier
in the show, like did I have I done it
good enough?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Clean?
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Of I.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Feel like you would be pretty clean by default. I
would say you'd have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I hope. So, I hope.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So is there anything embarrassing that you would leave lying
around the house?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, it depends how how stuck into our drawers?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay, right, so but he but he should have just
walked down the hallway into the bathroom, hedn't He wouldn't
need to go through your bedroom to actually have the shower.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Not into our bedroom. No, And now I'm trying to
think what we do have in our bathroom cupboards?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Though. The weird thing is be fine.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
So the weird thing is I haven't had a text
from him to be like hey mate, like all good
the shout like thanks to the bathroom. And so now
I'm panicking that because I haven't heard anything. There was something.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, do you guys have a security camera in your house?
Don't you have one?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
You don't, mate, Honestly, get one. It saves all of
these moments. You know exactly when they've been in. You
can see what happens. Go get one of them.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
But I know what will happen. I'll turn it to
you and I'll be monitoring the cameras. Twenty fourth Seve,
who's that truck?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Why is she here? I thought you were staying home. Yeah, no,
you're right. It's not healthy.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Meddi and PJ the podcast that.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
As the exponents on the Hats with Maddi and PJ.
I know, Meddie, one day you would like to have
a little bubba. I know you're a clucky You're a
clocky little man. Have you thought of baby names? Has
it ever crossed your mind?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Always?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
And the annoying thing is I should have been writing
them down because we always get struck with gold and
then we run and I often will agree on baby names,
and then we go, oh.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
That's a really cool name, and then I forget, we forget,
we forget.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm pretty sure there's an app where you guys can
like add suggestions and then add to a list.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
A guy has gone viral online for sharing the names
the baby names that just don't match babies ever.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Listen to this.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Some names that will go extinct because they can't be breastfed.
They simply need to be born at forty years old,
otherwise everyone gets uncomfortable. Number one Craig. You can't breastfeed Craig.
Craig should be doing taxes, not trying to walk for
the first time. Next up is Clive. You can try
and make it cute for a baby with nicknames like
Cheese and Clive Dip, but it's just a full growth.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Next up is Simon.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
By all means, if you can hold them in for
forty years rather than pumping them out your bum at
nine months, call them whenever you want. But you can't
have a Simon any guys.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I would say Malcolm needs to be on the list.
Mal Malcolm, Keith Gray, Bruce, see him Bruce.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
My middle name is Bruce. Oh, yeah, you are something
about it.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I mean, who would call the Kim Bruce Anyways, remember
this iconic song, It's true, very true.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
What about female names? What about like a Sheeron?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh yeah, I mean to be honest, like this is
actually quite sad that the name he has gone out
after it's got such a hard time the last few years.
Karen like baby, Baby, Karen like it might come back
down the track, but I'd say it has actually headed
for extinction. I think they reported on that last year,
which is quite sad. So like treasure the Karens in
(31:36):
your life because there may be no more Karens down
the track.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I say that would love
Speaker 6 (31:42):
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