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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Maddy and paj thanks to Chimis Warehouse,
The Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Many and.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Then Hello Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We've just been talking about the toilet set up and
the building that I'm in, so surprise. I'm sometimes in
the wider upper and there's office which is reminiscent of
a nineties kind of office. She's old school, like the
blinds to all of the get up. She's pretty pretty dated.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The toilet situation is so so interesting, especially when there
are guests in the building, because literally there's just one toilet,
There's just one low and there's a there's a frosted
glass window right beside the toilet, so like literally you're
sitting there and you can feel when someone's outside, and
(00:48):
it's just so.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Can you sit I know it's frosted, but can you
kind of like do you give still a whit of
the person?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, absolutely, So you're like, oh my god, can they
see me? They can't, but like it feels very close.
Do you think I should start a petition or something?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What to what to change? To change?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's just well it's also just as you walk in
the main door as.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, so there's no grace period.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Can you just get some like, could you get some
cardboard and just like cover up the frosted glass.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I guess so it would look I mean it might
have a little bit of a it's just funny, man,
It's just yeah anyway, But luckily we don't really have
many people.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Come n well. Earlier in the show, Earlier in the show,
PJ got literally caught with her pants down.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
She was in the I thought I had ages to go,
but no, it was a quick blink one eighty two
song and I was back on and MEDI came in
doing yours truly's job.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's what we're here for, right, We got each other's backs.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You scratch mine, I scratch you alls. It's like sea
saw when you're feeling low, I'll come hard exactly and
vice versa and balance each other out.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Hey quick, Christian, I've signed myself up for something tomorrow
and I don't know how it's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You stress me out? What have you signed yourself up for?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's not a social thing. It's a it's a physical thing. Exercise,
not a half marathony, not a half marathon. No, this
is something I'm specifically doing tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh like a run, like a do you want to guess?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I just tell you it's something I think you will
have done. So I'm curious. Toga thoughts, Yes, but a
specific kind of yoga. Hot yoga, hot yoga.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Maybe you're not feeling a hunter. You've got like a
little cold.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's not the idea. You feel so much worse.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Actually, well could got one of two ways. You can
actually switt it out, and it could be really really
great because you're actually you're not too bad. It could
be fine, fine, fine, I I used to love a
bit of hot yogat, but just make sure you hydrate
because you'll get a hit ache.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, so hydrate before and during and after.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Or yeah yeah yeah, take a bottle drink for how
does it mean gets pretty hot?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
It gets real sweety?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, here's my other question. What are I weir?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I could really set you up here.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm just trying to remember, just we like your stock
standing singler and you could just wear your little running shorts.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I reckon, Yeah, maybe topless.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I think you could.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
People probably will end up being topless. I can't you remember,
it's been so long, but you'll probably get so hot
you do want to take it off and then like a.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Liar, do you go little beer foot?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Do you think I just lying around the house.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Maybe I'll say, she's been so long since I've done
a class.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, no, you don't mean. You don't mean shows in
the class. Just think of something quite like lightweight. Just
think of a material that's lightweight and you'll be good.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Who are you going with?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Ryan and a friend of ours who she does it regularly.
Me and Ryan have never been, but we agreed to
go with her.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yoga honestly can unlock some good feelings. You could feel
really good afterwards.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I need it, like I'm so unflexible.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, inflexible. Yeah, you'll feel so
good for Oh my god, I want to hear all
about it. Please tell me.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh, I feel like Ryan would not like that. He
used to do a lot of yoga because he used
to ride, used to ride horses. So streeching really good
and in flexible is the correct term. I've never done it.
I've never done the yoga before.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That blows my mind. See, before we did our show together,
I thought you might have been a little bit I
always thought you might be a little bit open to woo,
but you're pretty closed.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm quite close to woo. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like one of my astrology friends was on the Brief
Show and I was like, oh, good on, Maddy, But
like you were, literally Ben, like that was all new
to you. Astrologery was so new, Crystal, so foreign. Yoga
is so foreign, still really a different language.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Still, I still don't know how I feel about it either.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
No, And that's fine, that's great. I mean I don't
I mean, I know, I'm pretty over stuff. I do
love that stuff, but I don't judge anyone that doesn't
like it. And I totally get it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
And I don't judge anyone that does.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
But you're going to do yoga tomorrow, and I can't
wait to hear how.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I report back on the show tomorrow, because.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The yoga part is a real thing. Just be careful
when you're upside down. Really yeah, well, don't do that, yes,
because like just some of the positions you go them,
just make sure you don't have anything to guess, ye
building up to it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Just go quite safe.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Ok.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, no carriage tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wish me anyway, On that delicious note, coming up in
the podcast today, we had so much fun. Actually, we
got back a game. Last week we did are you
a dot dot dot Farmer? This week it was are
your teacher? So were here to guess with a question
or two if that was your profession? And we didn't
do great, but it was really fun.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It was fun and I think we do it again
next week with a different profession. We also go into
what when did your baby brain or your auto pilots
switch on and you just completely forgot to do something
or not do something happen to you at the petrol station.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Here is something abrating him to me at the petrol station.
That's what that was inspired by. And then Maddie got
a little fan girly with Captain Sandy from Below Decks.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She joins us for a chair.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
She was also and we also hit her up about
one of her crew not reflying to Maddie. All of
that for us more coming up on the podcast. Enjoy
Why Maddy and the Podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We've been very strict this year about being better with
our lunches because god, I'm so because I worked breakfast
hours for the seven years. I was so used to
just getting home and being able to cook for myself
at lunch time. Yes, and now I'm in a whole
different routine and I need to eat lunch at work,
so I need to either be really disciplined or I
(07:12):
ended up spending a lot of money on food when
I'm in the city.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Can I make an observation, You have been amazing, Like,
I am very envious of how good you are religious
with bringing your work, your your lunch to work.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yes, it's very impressive.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
With what we've done is we just make a lot
of food at nighttime and then we have leftovers for
the next day. Very smart, very economical.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yes, in this day you need the money hack to
tell you what do we what?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
But something happened today. I wondered if you could relate
to the awkwardness of this thing that shouldn't be awkward
at all. But I went to pack my lunch today,
my leftovers, and I realized I was out of tupperwear containers.
I didn't have like a tupperwee lunch box. Yes, and
all I had with me was like a plate that
(08:01):
I would normally serve my dinner on at night time.
And so I had to put the food, the lunch
on the plate and then try and wrap it with
glad rap and I swear to god, glad wrapper is
the worst product out there. It never works ands.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And so you mean head wrap just so we don't
get anybody.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Allegedly, but you know what I mean. You try and
put it round the plate and it never.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Steps and then it breaks, and y I know exactly
what you mean, and it I just give up up.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's like limply just like lying there and it's flat,
and if you get a gust of wind, it's gone.
It's long gone. And so I park my car across
the road at a different car park and then I
had to walk into the into our building. And why
is it that it is so uncomfortable and awkward carrying
(08:56):
your meal on a plate? Isn't it so uncomfortable?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
It is.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, there's something you really want to shove away in
your bag that no one can see that it's not you.
You can't put it in your bed because it's going
to spill every because you're like glad rat. And then
you worried that you're going to spill the food or
the juices might fall out, and you're like and then
people are like, who are you taking food?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Have you got food on a widow. Why isn't it
the I'll.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Come to you McGlade.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's a definitely one of those things that doesn't need
to be awkward, but it is.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
And it's just like this weird little peak behind the curtain.
It's like everyone can see, this is my life. These
are the dishes that I served my food on. This
is what I have had for dinner last night, And
it's just sound really a good about it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We had startage checking for the food time this month.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Okay, what why is it a big deal? And I
like the big Coast Coast stop judging me?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Madi and PJ the podcast that at.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
A moment at the picture station last night, Madde, oh what.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Did you do?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You didn't put you didn't put diesel in the petrol car,
did you? No?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
No, I have done that in the past.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Way last night.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm sure I've definitely mixed up the fuel before. Absolutely
this was a different one. And do you know what,
because yesterday I did drop that I still reckon I
have a bit of baby brain. And someone texted and saying, Yep,
that thing goes forever and then you have more kids
and it just goes on and on. So I'm going
to put this under baby brain. Some might call it
(10:22):
running on autopilot. But I went into the petrol station
and I went into pay, and I had like a
little chat with the guy and it was all good.
I was like, yeah, just seventy bucks. I just I
can't commit to filling sometimes. Seventy is a lot more
than what I usually do. I used to just do twenty.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Thank you, and I'm like cool, thanksyp A, good night.
I walk out in my car and I had opened
up the petrol like the petrol cap before I went in,
but I just got back in my car and started dropping.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Off without even actually filling up.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I did like a reverse I did it reverse run,
like you know how normally people would just fell out
the picture and run out.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, yeah, I did the opposite.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I went in and paid, but I proceeded to come
the picture and then so I had to do that.
Like I literally got to the driveway as I was
about to turn out lift and then I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So I had to do the awkward back up and I.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Was like, bib bib, and I come back and I
can see the guy because there's only one guy in
the picture. Station at the time, and he walks out
and he goes, oh, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have.
Didn't bother me, you know, having a good old laugh.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Except I do wonder what would happen in that situation
if someone had come in right behind you, so there
was a cue and someone had coming straight behind you,
and you'd paid for the fuel but hadn't used it.
Would they then, yeah? Would it be maybe maybe lucky?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Then technically hopefully I could go through the surveillance camera.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
No I did.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I paid seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But it was just one of those moments I was like,
what an idiot like I was just it was after work,
My brain wasn't thinking, and I just was like straight in.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
The car, ready to go. So I thought, because.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I know baby brain is a very common thing, but
I know it's not just strictly baby brain that causes
people to do.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Like I'm an idiot like that on a daily basis.
The amount of times they get in the shower and
I stand there for ages and then after five minutes,
I go, wait, did I wash my stuf?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Like?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Did I put soap on my body? I forget instantly
I can never remember.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I do that with the toilet anyway, But oh wait,
a hundred of their hats, What have you done when
you just went into auto pilot?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
And you're like, oh my god, I didn't even realize.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I was doing that, or didn't may it was a
good didn't do exactly what did you do? And maybe
it was a bit of baby brain, maybe it was autopilot,
But what did you do that really realizing?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Eight hundred the hats takes war for eight.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Seven Maddy and many in PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I wanted just to know what have you done an autopilot?
I was driving home last night after work, and I
went into the petrol station, went inside, paid for the petrol,
walked outside, got.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
In my car, drove off without even filling up. Just
a great thing with the petrol station. He's been hoping.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I didn't come back, but I did. I hate to
do the awkward reverse, and I was like, sorry, mate,
I was just in my own world. So we wanted
to know what did you do an autopilot? Call it
baby brain, call it autopilot? What did you do without
actually realizing doing it?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Amazing? Text on the text machine for four eight seven
if you want to join in, put the cat biscuits
in the washing machine instead of detrogent. I love that one,
Jordan said. I went to go pick up the kids
from school when it was the school holidays and they
were actually with the in laws. Commen.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Easily done, so easily done. It's got a todd On
on the Fhines. We've got Scott joining us. What did
you do an autopilot?
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:58):
I did the classic moved house and then yeah, the
following week on the phone, hands free and just drove
straight to the old adress, packed in the driveway, talking
on the phone for a while, and the lady came out,
tapped on the window. It was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
And what are you doing in my driveway?
Speaker 9 (14:17):
It was a bit like that. She found it pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I god, how far away? How far away were you
from the new house? Got?
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Oh yeah, good ten minutes?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh my god, Achel, easily done. Easily done. Let's go
to Trudy on hundred the hats hi trody. What did
you do an autopilot?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
H Well, I did the tote opposite to you, PJ.
I went and filled my very branded company car up
with a couple of hundred dollars, went into the shop,
bought a v and a cookie, and in my left
without my next destination, which was I think we stopped
at Mata Better. Then the next one was Manaquino or something,
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and I was like, oh god, my drama. I rang
my manager.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
I was like, oh my god, I.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Didn't play for the guests, So what do you do?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you do the drive back of shame?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
No, it was like an hour and a half drive.
I run them and we managed to pay over the
phone somehow.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I was sick to my stomach.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
At least card the picture station seems to be the
place for a lot of these peachs. Someone else is
the same thing as you. Twice I've driven in the
car once. I even made it home before I realized
my picture light was still on. Two kids, double the
baby brain.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, this just made me feel so much better. Thank
you for all your calls and ticks. You're on the
head many in the podcast. All this week on the
Jonathan bin Brick for show, they have had the Battle
of the Decades competition going on, basically talking about what
was better the nineties or the thousands, Going through movies,
(16:00):
fashion accessories.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You name it, the people that you had on your wall,
the posters.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh my god, heard it as Ni kartera Ni kara
all day every day, Jonathan. So anyway, Johno is actually
joining us from the Johnovncho to reveal who has taken
out the number one spot this week.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Get hey, Johnno, how are you going?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Listen?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Doing really well? Guys?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We are better of the decades you've been doing this
all week nineties verse thousands, taking us back to the
good old days. What's your favorite part of the week?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Beane Nostalgia like going what the problem is nostalgia is
that makes you feel incredibly old, particularly when you've got
a gen Z producer in which we do Grace who
pushes the buttons on the show and everything we mentioned.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
We have to explain what a facts machine wants to books?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Were she she doesn't even know who Jonathan Taylor Thomas
is or anything?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Had no one born after two thousand I think two
thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Wow, Now you've got a special guest on tomorrow morning
to help celebrate the announcement of the winner. We actually
get an early snake peek into the winner this afternoon.
Can you reveal with a massive, really professional drum roll,
the winner of better than the.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
Decades, Well, it is going to be booya, talk to
the hand because the faith ain't listening. Pause, not let's
fly and other nineties lingo because of.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Ninety Really, so the nineties came out on top.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Was it quite a strong leg? Or do you reckon?
It was pretty nick and neck.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Yeah, we'll sort of reference to the election with labor
just robbed it and there was no point in having
an election. The nineties were. Yeah, a lot of favorable
memories of the nineties from from the audience with hit
polls going away on the HiT's great for socials as well.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Like what like what is what have been the key
things from the nineties that you guys have been reflecting
on this week.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
Well, a lot of the common theme comes through from
everyone we speak to, all the guests of that, Susi Cato,
Jeremy Wells talking about havock a newsboy and how they
were ran out of Goa. But the common femurs it
was a simpler time.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, Yeah, lookinted to many screens. Everything's watched now. Back
in the day, you could get away with so much more,
so much more.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Like Figurine the cans at the lung can industry.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Bring us back, John, bring us back.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
The stuff that's probably best left in the.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
So tomorrow you boys will be celebrating the nineties.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Then in a big year, we're going to be celebrated
playing nineties music all morning long. A very special Remember
Peter Andre, Yes, mysterious girl. We have Peter Andre from
the UK with us, and we really delve into the
fact because that video was iconic, but water safety not paramount.
He had jeans on it in the ocean, Andre, and
(19:21):
he said a little secret is he was like, I'd
just been all day in those jeans and they were
soaking wet and they chafing started to come into play.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Did you get Peter Andre because he's like your most
famous follower on Instagram? Did you finally get in touch forgot?
Speaker 8 (19:39):
I don't know why he follows us, but he does.
And we don't have many followers.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
But so you well, you've got Peter Andre following you.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You take it, you take it, you take it blazing Okay,
we'll turn in to break you tomorrow morning with John
O and being It's going to be a massive morning
celebrating the nineties.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Thanks so much, John, I have a good harvo.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Don't think I know we've been swept up and nine nostalgia,
But don't think I haven't heard about you to shooting
me in the game of Shoot smooch Mary on your podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
No, you've got it wrong. I didn't shoot you.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
Don't be merry.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I did the other thing.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Well this is really awkward now.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, anyway, bye John O, I forgot about that. Bye
gottenward without buye.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So tomorrow on the Heads is going to be all
nineties yere.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Mary and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And we're going to try another round of our stereotyping game,
are you dot dot dot? Last week you did Farmers,
which was a heap of fun. This week we thought
we would do a very important profession here in our country.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Teachers absolutely the backbone of the backbone.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Of that's right backbone the nation. Eight hundred of hats
as our number. So you don't have to be a
teacher to call. You literally can be or you can't be.
But the game, as we have to work out if
you are with a question. So let's got a bruce.
First of all, get a bruce.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Welcome to the show if you didn't call me mister
mister fil.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hello, mister Farley, what do you teach.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Sports and physical education?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I believe I felt the confidence straight out the gate.
But then when I reckon I asked what he taught?
I felt just a pause of his hesitancy.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Okay, should I ask one more question?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, go on? What do you drive? Bruce?
Speaker 9 (21:44):
I drive a high end centa fe.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah that sounds right, right, Okay, you're not Bruce is
totally a teacher.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
As your last time, actually fairly?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Or was that even the.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
Only thing Rugby teams?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I knew?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I knew it when we asked what he taught?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Okay, we've got some hot souce coming your way, Bruce,
thanks so much, replying Lea's go on to Piper hundred
the hats Hi, Piper.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
What do you do to get the classes attention?
Speaker 7 (22:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yes, good one, the.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Classes attention A popular one? Probably collecting my hands?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah right? Is it like? Okay one?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No too, Sorry it was too wishy washy for me.
She did to think about that a teacher were not
exactly what are they going to do to get their attention.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Okay, one one to be fairy eyes on me.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Okay, she have one more vision.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I think we're going to be bold. You you thought no,
let's let's stick with no my guts.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
My guts is no pipe.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You're not a teacher, I am.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
This is not going well for us.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Pivate.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Thank you so much for joining.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
We've got some yummy chili hot seales coming away apart
with Rachel. Okay, do we get two questions or one
like let's just go and really focused.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I think one question and I think I know we
know which one has got to be.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay, Rachel, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
I'm good, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
What do we call you? This isn't it? This is
just a little bonus question. What do we call you?
Missus Morris, Missus.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Morris, Missus Morris. Okay, Missus Morris. Can you tell us off?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It depends on what you've been doing.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
We've been and you were doing a really important speech.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Dy and class, Missus Morris.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Okay, so yes, that's not very good at all. You've
been listening to exactly what I've been saying.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Missus. Well, Missus Morris, you were not teacher.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
No not, I knew that one would catch up.
Speaker 10 (24:29):
A straight face.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
I PJ just wanted you to tell her she was
a naughty girl. You've been.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Thank you very much for joining missus Morris. Have a
great rest of your afternoon.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Thank you you may.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
The Low Deck Mediterranean Season nine is out on Bravo
New Zealand today.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I think you can.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Still catch the first three apps available on Hay you
as well.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It is so dramatic. I'm obsessed with the show page,
so we need to get the loaddown from someone who
has first hand knowledge of how this season went down.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Captain Sandy Yawn from Below Mediterranean. A hoy is it
what we greet you?
Speaker 7 (25:12):
I could go with that.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Ahoy, hoy, how are you? I'm good. I'm happy to
be here. It's so nice to have you on our shores.
First time here, right, first time. What do you make
of it so far?
Speaker 7 (25:21):
It felt like Jurassic Park when I was flying in
because it was so beautiful and green, the visual not
the actual like dragons, the beauty, the green, the water spectacular.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, you would have done a fair bit of travel
throughout the years, correct, Where would you be your favorite
place in the world?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
To visit.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well right here, correct.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
I love the Mediterranean. There's no place like it, you
know in the US. Has a great coastline too. For me,
it's all about the coastline. And anywhere there's a coastline,
I'm there.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Have you always been drawn to the water? Is that
kind of what got you into boats?
Speaker 11 (26:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, water sign But we feel a lot too, don't you.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Very sensitive, you and me both Sandy.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Actually the three of us, yes, three, we'd get along
really well.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
But what actually did get you into boating in the
first place?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
I fell into it. I grew up on boats, small boats.
We water skied like. I was always around the water.
We were in the you know, skiing every weekend, tubing,
and I had to get a job washing boats. Guy
offered me a full time job, sent me to school,
and I'm.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Like, this is cool.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
I can get paid doing this.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
And then Bravo came knocking. What was that call like
when they said we want to put you on TV?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
It was well, I wasn't going to take it. My
friends were like, don't do it, and I was like,
one night I just thought, you know what, I'm actually
going to try this because if I don't like it,
I don't have to do it. You know, I still
have my career, which is maritime.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
And how is that like having your personality like just
out there. Do you feel like you really need time
away from the camera to retreat. Are you one of
those people who needs to, like, after doing your filming,
you just need to go and be anti social?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
No, so the filmmaks, Oh, yes, you mean when the
season's done, yeahs want to go and just retreat. Yes,
but we all fly home and everybody's like in you're
and they're like, why aren't you where's the energy? And
it's just like you're drained. But I've learned to take
a few days before I fly home.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yes, smart.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Now I'm a bit of a below deck tragic and
I love it. And so there are a few things
that I'm keen to know about. The first thing is
how involved do you get in the personal lives of
the crew, because it feels very separate the bunks down
stairs to you upstairs in fine with me, You're fine,
(27:58):
But do you get involved.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Only when they want me involved? Because I look at
it like this, we're living and working together. I have
lunches with them and dinners, and I'll sit and ask
questions about their life and their family, but when they're
getting involved, they don't want to share that with them.
They know I'm not that person.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yes, yeah, well I was gonna say, you obviously have
dealt with like a lot of guests.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
What are the most.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Outrageous things that guests have requested over the years?
Speaker 7 (28:32):
You know, I get this question a lot. There are
some things that just won't share only because out of
the integrity of the y adding industry. However, you know,
I always look at it like this, There is no
request that's outrageous because they're chartered a boat for a
lot of money and they're throwing cash at you to
make it happen. So you go, sure, sir, as long
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as it's not hurting another individual or something like that.
But they can have whatever they want.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
But how often does it happened that they request something
that you go, there's.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
No way, my in my industry, it happens a lot
where well, where there's no way, well, that's usually leaving
the doc right.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah. What I what I'm wondering is is there must
be things that they ask for that you go, we
just can't accommodate.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
We actually literally we don't.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
We don't use that word.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
There's no nos, no, no.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
There is at this time. We're working on it.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
You know, I've been working in the industry for a while. Yeah,
I see what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Coming out next. Meddi has some beef with one of
your crew members and I think we need to address it.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Joined by Captain Sandy Yawn from below Dick Mediterranean Season nine.
You can catch that on Bravo New Zealand today and
also the first three ips are up on Hey you Now,
Meddi has an interesting thing going on with your chiefs
to a share. He's got a bit of beef because
they actually went on a friend date not so long ago.
They caught out. They went out for a drink and
afterwards met He was like, cool, We're going to hang
(30:06):
out again. And he's followed up with quite a lot
of messages, but she hasn't replied. He's like love bomber
with about ten messages of friendship. Obviously nothing nothing more
than that. But do you find Ashaw quite easy to
communicate with usually, Sandy or is this just a one off,
isolated situation.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Okay, so when I text her. She does text back,
but it takes a few days. Maybe maybe she didn't
get your messages.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
It.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
So these are we headed? We really hit it off.
We got along famously. But can I show you the
amount of messages I've seen her that she has not
responded to this? Does it say red? It doesn't say red?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
So is that there might be more important papers on Instagram?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Instagram?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Don't send her a message on Instagram?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Send her a message on Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Yes, do you have these thousands of messages?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
She gets?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Yeah, but one of that Yes, it's insane, like it's
hard to keep up.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Okay, So she's she's not she's not ghosting me, she's just.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
She's definitely not good.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
She totally okay. Good? But should I stop? Do you
have a number if you're friends you have I don't
know because we only went out on one day and
we didn't swap numbers at the end of the people
don't swap cell phone numbers.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
I will text her, I can say, when you look
at your Instagram, specifically.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
How embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hey, Kevin zany, thank you so much for coming in today.
The first three ips of Blowdeck Mediterranean on Hay you already,
but it's also launched on Bravo INSI today, So go
and get amongst and thank you so much for coming
in and chatting and we hope you enjoy your very
will whind trip to New Zealand the podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
That's the worst part about sitting in the studio is
that you just have eyes on the reception area. We
fully see the atrium. It's a fishbar, it's a fishbone
and someone's just walked in with pizza and I go,
can I can I possibly just sneak in and go
and grab a piece?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Well, who's it for? I don't know what does it say?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's probably important paper upstairs, that news.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Probably very you know, speaking of pizza, I heard this
great story from a friend of mine recently. They were
at a bar celebrating a friend's birthday over the weekend,
and so there was a whole heap of people there
and there was some finger food going round, right like
maybe the birthday. The birthday girl had kind of organized
(32:37):
for some chips and stuff to be part to come
out from the kitchen for everyone to eat in this
chicken squad stop it.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Little aaron cheniy baro.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh god, now I'm drawing speaking my language, and so
at one point, because obviously he didn't know everyone that
was at this party, this woman came into the ear
they were sitting at with a pizza and sat down
and he went, oh, I could do a bit of pizza.
He went, you know, the fried chicken was good, the
(33:09):
Aaron Cheena boys were great. One size of pizza so good.
So he went and grabbed a slice of her pizza,
thinking it was just like it was part of the party,
part of the party all inclusively, feel free, help yourself,
go for gold. It was actually one of the waitresses
from the West restaurant and she was on her dinner break.
(33:32):
Stop her, and she'd taken the pizza into this quiet
corner of the bar that just happened to be quite
close to where this group were congregating, and he thought
it was pizza. And the worst part was the poor waitress.
I mean, not only has she not had had a
piece of a pizza taken. Shouldn't say anything, shouldn't speak
(33:53):
up please?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I think it should have been hanging out for that
pizza or a whole shift, should have been dreaming about
the topping she was going to have, because if she'd
been waiting to savor that moment, that thirty minutes to
sit down.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Because if you work at that bar, a you know
that you're getting a dinner break and be all the time,
and b you know what's on the menu. Yeah, so
she's going that barbecue bacon, barbecue, bacon checken and bacon
pizza that is mine tonight. And then my friend comes
along and just takes a piece. But she was so
nice she didn't say anything. So it wasn't until later
(34:27):
on in the night that he went to order a
drink from the bar that he realized the woman who's
pizza he took was the woman that was serving him drinks.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
So what did he say to go, let me get you,
let me get you a little slice.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I don't think he addressed it at all. Oh, and
she didn't say we're too nice in this country.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
We are, and particularly you and I.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Oh yeah, yes, except for the fact people pleases absolutely.
But I'll tell you this much for free. If someone's
taken a barbecue chicken and bacon pizza standing up for
you saying something.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hey, MAT's off, oh eight hundred the hats because you're right,
I feel like it is a very key we thing.
Sometimes we just a bit too polite. We don't want
to proplit, so we just we just go along with
the narrative. Oh, eight hundred the hats takes four four
eight seven. When were you too polite to say something?
And I was thinking about some like maybe you just.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Got your wedding dress down.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
It was like the final bits and like they'd changed
it and they'd made it.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
In a horrendous way.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
But but you were just you didn't want to upset them,
You didn't want to make them feel like they weren't
got enough, so you went along with it, and then
you hated it on your wedding day.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
At the other Classica's haircuts, we never say anything to
the hair dresser. We are always too polite. Anything like that,
anything where you were just too polite and didn't say anything,
we want to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh wait, one hundred hat six more for eight seven.
We've got some prizes to give away. I think so amazing.
Chemist we're here half Hoss.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Mary J.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Mady and PJ.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
The podcast that you're smoking or just one of those
ticks that's coming on this conversation. We're talking about when
were you two of it? When were you too polite
to say anything? There are a couple of some great ticks.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Are you laughing that one of them came in from
a polly? And you're wondering if it was me? Secretly
didn't I didn't even know about the decidedly average love making.
I didn't see that. Tex say no, it was not
from me. Guys, I hundred the hats to join the show.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Easter is with us? We were you too polite to
say something?
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (36:43):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (36:44):
It was on my wedding day. It was about nineteen
years ago, and I think my friend who had offered
to see didn't care. I think she must have either
forgot or she was just in too much of a hurry.
And it was nothing like I asked her to today.
We hit us for winning vows on top of the
cake and it was going to be cascading down with
(37:06):
roses and ivy and it was just kind of spectacular.
And all she did was put little tiny little roses
around the around the volunteer of the cake, little thing,
how do you see them? And then the same round
the middle, and then a ribbon, and then she put
the artificial bride and groom on top I hate you.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Did you go?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh my god, I love it so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
See, we're too polite in this country. We're too polite.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Oh no, it's got a Sarah joining us. How did
the hats high?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Sarah?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
When were you two polite?
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (37:43):
I had a haircut. It was horrendous. It was a
bogan cut.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
It was short at the sidelong at the back, like.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
A mullet, like a fall of mullet, Sarah.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
It was so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
I died all fun at the front and party at
the back.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
And what happened? Because they do the whole, they give
you the.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Sides, and I'm going, oh okay, great.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
I went home and crowed to my.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Husband us laughing.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
On the funny side.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And that's you know, you never get you never get
support in that situation from you from your partner.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Do no, no, hey, b let's wrap it up with you.
One hundred their hats when we you two perite to
speak up?
Speaker 8 (38:30):
No, hi, guys.
Speaker 11 (38:30):
It was before my wedding, doing my wedding plans, and
I had my trial here and makeup done, and I
had four bridesmaids and my bridal party plus myself. So
it was going to be quite a large amount of
money we were going to be spending at the salon.
So I had my trial, spent two hours with this woman.
She did my hair and it looked amazing, looked really
(38:51):
in a nice I was really happy. And then I
left the salon and twenty minutes later it all fell
out and.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
I was oh, no, oh no, And I was like,
how do I cancel this booking?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
I paid my deposit.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
That's why I had my trial, and I didn't know
how to politely say, look, you did a really bad.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Job, and it all fell out, and so I lied.
Speaker 11 (39:16):
I lied, and I said that a surprise gifts. My
aunt decided to come from South Africa at the last minute,
and she was a hairdresser and she was going to
do the entire bridal party for free.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
As part of my wedding.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
I just couldn't tell them what a bad job done.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
It was terrible. At least she got out of it.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
At less, she got out of a little white lie.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
No one's feelings got hurt.
Speaker 11 (39:42):
And I worked somewhere else and had a fabulous, fabulous job.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Go heavy in your run, hey bebe. We've got a
Chemistry House prize coming away.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Median PJ. The podcast The Heads