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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hits Drive with Medi and Paja thanks to Chemis
were house, the real house of fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
An.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're saying you're quite a good singer, Maddie, you don't.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Have moments, thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
I I put on an old playlist the other day
and one of the songs that came on was the
song that I auditioned from high school musical with.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
And what was that?
Speaker 7 (00:25):
It was real?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm old of them. I'm much older than that. Oh
so not actual high school music, like the music the
musical that we did at high school.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Yeah, and what did you say?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I auditioned with a Craig David song seven Days No Rendezvous.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Oh I don't even know that one.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Do you want me to sing it?
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You're ready?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, So imagine you're our drama teacher and you're casting
the high school music.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, six o'clock in the morning. Wiped this from my eyes,
fell just like and not and very day, just around
the corner, such a surprise, A beautiful angel materializes. Time
(01:15):
stood still, face to face. I'm sure we met at
her other time and place? What do you think? What
was that?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Longer?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The that was my Did I get the did I
get the part.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
What's the part you're auditioning for lead?
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Not lead? I don't think it's late.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It's not lead.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
No, you get a feature, you get a feature, me me, me,
definitely not lead.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Do I get a solo at least?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh that's better, that's a lot better. Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm working away.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
No, No, you can hit a note. You can't hit
a note.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Sometimes it's really of us.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I have noticed that there are sometimes our song.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Come on, I go, oh, I surprise myself.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And then another one.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'll go.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I can't do it, can't do.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It, guys, I need your help. I'm hosting a charity night. Yeah,
I'm doing charity.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Wow. Wow, you're such a hero. It's such a wow.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Now it's called dinner and it's gonna be fun nights.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
And you're doing it for the free food, not for
the charitable dear.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I don't know what. I've got a couple of options.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And you've gotten all you've gotten with you. Here a
makeup on.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I got my makeup down, okay, because otherwise I look
like a turd is just entered the room. Mum, bear, guys, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
A turd that the guy called up about under the
fridge today. You do this is a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You do not you are beautiful, No hate stops you
bet Anyway, I didn't get did you get?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
And I've got.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Liked you go? Do you go to just like do
you go to like the Meca counter or something?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I did think about that, but then I realized the
girl who did my hair and makeup for the wedding, Jamie,
is amazing and she's and TONI.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Quick quick side shout out, yep.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
If you did want your hair and makeup done for
an event, could you feasibly go to like one of
those makeups Nicker or like in an apartment. I'd love
for you to just juge me up just to test
the product, but you have to.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Know you have to buck and pay. Sure, Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But I remember a like with high school balls and stuff,
like you go and get your makeup done at Mac
and you'd pay for there, but then you'd get like
a foundation that would come with it, or maybe you
paid for the foundation.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Producer Sarah here, Yeah, come on, yes, clear, it's still
a thing. So if you go and get your makeup
done at Mac or Mick or what ever, you pay
like a set amount and then you get all of
the like their products as.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Well as your makeup.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, so lot because ilse here got it done for
the Radio Awards and they got to keep all the
It's quite good.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's a good it's a good way of doing it
because I was think of doing that and then I
was like, oh I mis because like the last time
I got married, So it was just like ketch up.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, which was fun. Anyway, You've got to pick an
outfit for tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, but I've got like a jump so that one
that we wore last time that jumped, the black one
freaking cold, you're well tonight. Then I've got this cool
dNaM jacket that maybe I like wear over. It's like
a longer do jacket, like a not a robe after
exactly the one you're talking. Yeah, yeah, oh no, this
is I haven't worn this before.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Do it up with the tie.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So I might do that over top of the black
and then have like the long black pants and then
I can always take that off and wear the black.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Maybe I'll do that. I want to read jump so because.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Once you're inside, Yeah, it'll be nice and cozy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because the jans I'm wearing right now, any cutters, what
do you mean? Like I've just had Weidji's up the front,
Like I sat down. I have to pull my ondies
out of the time. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Anyway, So I don't think I'm gonna with him tonight
because I'm gonna be eating and then it's just gonna
make everything even.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's an image as a fucking image. Fanny Cushing.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
No, no, sorry, on that note, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Normally, oh my god, normally very beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
She's a queen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anyway, on that note, coming up with the show today,
years we'll talk about.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
What was what where was the proofo?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, we watched.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Really at the time watch as well. We got your
suggestions on that right.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Some of them were dirty, Yeah, a lot of them
were that we couldn't read out, and we talked about
names that were ruined as well.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Enjoy everybody the podcast coming up. We have a great night,
Love you lots.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Bye come so.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
You've done it now, bye bye, may the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
One of those things about being in a relationship is
knowing when to bring a grievance to the table and
when to like when to pick your battles.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Basically, yes, picking your battles EBB sobsolutely.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Because I know that with a smart ass husband like mine,
and you're probably a bit the same page, you know
that if you, if if delicate, sensitive little souls like
us bringing something to the table, we need to be
able to back ourselves.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yes, So this morning I decided it was the time.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Why what made you feel like it was the time.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I just had noticed something that Ryan had been doing
that I thought, I need to bring this to the table,
and I need to I need to nip it in
the butt.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
See, I find just quickly if we get into it,
I off one thing. Oh I really, I'll just sit
on it and give it a day.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I can't. I actually can't wait that long.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I have to bring it up heap and it never
pods well. And then I look back and I'm like,
I didn't need to bring that up. I actually didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Mine was this that I've noticed that Ryan when he
takes something off, like after he's worn it, it will immediately.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Go into the washing basket, whether it needs to be
washed or not. And then my thing is if I
see stuff in the washing basket that you wish it
a signal that it needs washing. But I saw this
jumper of his in there today and I thought, I
know for a fact that that just came off the
clothes horse yesterday. I folded it and put it in
(07:39):
your wardrobe.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
So you wore it last night when you were sitting
on the couch, and rather than free folding it and
putting it back in your closet, you have just chucked
it in the laundry basket.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
See can I defend him here, because I think I'm
a little bit guilty of doing this. I often get
out of the shower and the clothes that I have
on the floor in there. It's easier to put in
the washing basket than taking it through to my bedroom,
and it is a longer journey. So I'll defend Ryan
that sometimes it just feels like an extra.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Task to take it all the way back to the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
But the washing basket is in the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
So okay, okay, well that doesn't that doesn't really apply.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It, does it?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
So what But what happened was that I brought this
to the table, and rather than just going I hear
fair enough, I'll change my behavior, he decided, well, what
what grievances of yours can I not start in it picking.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Oh no, oh no, yeah, that's it, and I beat you.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
He had a lot. Oh yeah, that and that she
had a whole shopping list.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Give us, give us the top one?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What are they going for the top.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
One was that when I eat my cereal with a spoon,
I pull the spoon back through my mouth with my
teeth apparently, and I make a noise with my teeth
with the spoon.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Well that's a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I'll tell you one that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh god, this is like, this is like marriage counseling
life on here. But one thing that I do that
creates jas is when I finish my meal, I can't
stop scraping the plate and I've got and he's like,
do you think you've got it all? And I'm like, no,
I don't. And then I start looking the plane and
he's like, you are filthy.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
So anyway, let this be a reminder to you that
if you if you want to bring a grievance, you've
got to be ready to open Pandora's box.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Someone's just suggested.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I was talking about how Ryan throws clothes in the
in the washing basket even if it doesn't need washing
and someone's suggested you need a weird again basket.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Oh my god, that's genius.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I would totally use that. Yeah all the time. Yeah.
So it's like it's not dirty. Yeah, I don't want
to put it in the air. I don't want it
to get contaminated with the clothes of the filthy No,
but they also can't be by the folding it a
way exactly.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Oh my god, I need one of them prontos.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
That's really good.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I was scrolling social media today and saw this comedy
clip online and it was it was a very funny
video of a group of people who were sitting in
a in a like a.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Like AA type meeting. Right, what do you call those,
like a self help meeting or something like that? Support group?
I support.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
And the support group was for people whose names had
been ruined by someone else or something else. So there
was a Karen in there, for example, because of course
Karen has become synonymous with people who complain.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
She had a hard run. I wonder if Karen will
come back. I think Karen will come back, rise from
the flames.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I totally agree. Yeah, I feel like Karen's had a turn,
and now we can let Karen. Yeah, but for now
it still is a tainted It's a tough time for karts,
you know. And there was someone else there called Alixa,
because of course.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
You know that was going to be my suggestion.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Alexa there's been ruined forever now, yeah, I mean in
any we watched Shit's Creak a lot on our household,
and there's a character there called Alexis, and I love Alexis.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And any time one of the characters says Aleixus on
the show, our Alixa pipes are thinking that.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
We talked that, yeah, even though it says Aleixus. Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So I imagine if your name was actually Alixa, anytime
your name was mentioned in your household, your elixir would
go off.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I've got another name. It could have been ruined.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Previously I'd attach it to the fabulous Australian singer Delta Gudrin.
But now after COVID, you're just another COVID strainer.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
You're Delta Delta.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, ruined.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
True.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh wait, one hundred of hats to join the show,
you can text us four full eight seven, what name
got ruined forever?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Is your name?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Something happened concerning your name or or someone else says,
but for whatever reason, you cannot use that name again.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Maybe you're a fifty year old man called Justin Bieber
and don't like Mary.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Do you think there's a fifty year old in New
Zealand called Justin Justin baby Page?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Many in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We wanted to know what name has been ruined forever?
You can text for for eight seven or give us
a call. I wait, one hundred.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hats someone and said, never met an ad Off? Neither
have I Do you know why it is?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
I can imagine what I don't think many people would want.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I mean, apart from the apart from the right, it's
actually illegal in this country to call you actually call
your child that.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Yeah, well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's good. That's a good thing I think. Thanks Matt,
All right, let's go to the call. So this could
be a risky one oh hundred thirds? What name got
ruined forever?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Chris? He is joining us? What is that the name Christy?
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
And why did it get ruined?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
This was a krusty the clown.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Oh you got Krusty the clown.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
No, they called me krusty.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh that's not a nice name. Guys readily sense with
that name.
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Were's things, But I won't embarrass myself that much on it.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I just wanted to call through to texting wouldn't get
me in the competition.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Fair enough, Live in l A.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You give a PTSD, she's in the draw, all right,
Lea's got to donagah one hundred The hats uh?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
What name got ruined.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
For us?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
It was the name Clayton. We were we were going
to be calling our first child Clayton. We really loved
that name. But unfortunately the whole Clayton Witherston trial was happening, right, remember.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Yes, so what name did you go? What name did
you go?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
On the end we took us ages to the side
on another name, but we ended up seedling on Cayden.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Caen and no red flags with the name that I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
You're in the clear, Danica, You're in the Clear's.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Going to ALI hundred.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
The hats my name got roal fever.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
The name Ben.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
I have two ex boyfriends, both are called Ben John
William So and they both look pretty similar. So I
thank you my god of the type.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
My husband's Brindon. John William.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh it's the John William.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
No red Flag already knows.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh God, she's about to go into honeymoon next week.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Alie alex Well, I have an ex called Ben.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So anyway you are and the drawn out because you
got through on the fight hundred of Hats to see Pink.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Live in l A.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Thank you so much tis through the four right seven
peach kid in my class, Nigel always referred to as Nigel,
not mates.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It's like Bruce.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well your middle names brothers. Who would call a kid
Maddie Bruce anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Mary J, Mady and PJ. The podcast The Heads are you?
Speaker 7 (15:22):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Our profession stereotyping game makes a return for a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Cool Now, I wait, hundred the hats.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
If you're a lawyer or not, Basically, you get to
have some fun with this and you get to get
your besticked in game on and try and convince us
that you're a lawyer, even if you are, even if
you're not.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
So I wait, hand the hats.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
We're gonna ask you a question and from there we'll
try and work out whether you are all right?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Let's go Scott and Tod. Good afternoon, Scott, how are you.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Scott sounds straight off the bet. Scott sounds like a
strong lawyer name.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Do you He sounds like a strong lawyer name. But
I feel like he sounds quite really.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Next to Yeah, what you think lawyers are highly strung?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, No, I'm not saying that. I just maybe get
to at least talk more early days. Okay, I'm going
to say, Scott, what what time do you rip up
each day from work?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Are about five thirty?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Too early for a lawyer because they work around the clock.
Not always so.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I'm watching I'm watching suit I'm rewatching suits at the
moment and they're over.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Sometimes they pull up all night.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I think my dad did nine to five, So I
think he was he was a different kind of lawyer.
I mean, there's a different you know, there's a real range.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Okay, Okay, although.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm going to say, no, I don't think he is.
I just I don't get lawyer vibes from Scott.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Okay, what do you do you think? Yeah, let's yeah, let's.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Go with it.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Okay, Scott, are you a lawyer?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Or not. I'm not a lawyer, are you am?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I working a lab.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
I've been in front of a judge for work, but
definitely not a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Right, okay, okay, far enough?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
All right, I thanks so much for flying mate.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're in the drawer to see Pink live in LA
Like every caller that we get on during the show
this afternoon, or let's go to Ashley on eight hundred
and hats hiesh.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
How are you hi? I'm good thinking?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Are you good?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Thank That was more lawyer vibes. I'm going to say it.
She was straight to the point. I'm good, thank you?
How are you? Okay? What do you want to ask you?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I want to ask mine's are two?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Part?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
One Ashley? What do you care?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Do you carry anything to work like rather than just
a person you have like a briefcase or some sort
of bag.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
No, I like to keep all my stuff at the
office because it was obviously highly competed. We can't be
around she.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Is good, unleash she's unless she's really got a good Okay,
what was your partner?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The next one was if you do go to court, like,
what do you have with what do you bring with you.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I don't go to court.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
I work in mainly property and relationship stuff, so we
don't go to court.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
She's hands came out of the game, straight to the point.
She knows exactly what she's done. Actually, yes, are you
a lawyer? No?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
God?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Are you an address? You are very good?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
She's good an all right, let's wrap it up with
kiras and fielding yellow curas.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Hell you, I'm good, thank you? How are you good?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Thank you again? Quite straight to the point, like churis,
where did you study law.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Universitys lord?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
It's not what I think law is.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It is canterburygo Otago does law?
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Interesting to be fair, I actually think every weird does law.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Okay, we do a bonus question.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Then can you say the phrase objection your honor?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Objection your honor?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
No, no, I don't get it. I don't give curris.
What are you a lawyer?
Speaker 9 (18:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Lawyers?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
That sums up people will in the show No.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Lawyers, lays the lawyers are too busy in court.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
That we are on holiday next week, peage, we are.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I'm sorry. We've talked about it about this week. Can
you tell we're excited? Can you tell we're hanging by
a thread for our holiday. It's just that time of year,
like Kiwi's get to this part of the year. It's miserable,
it's week, it's cold, and we just need a little
bit of time, a.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Little bit of a little little bit of us time,
you know, a little bit of a Yeah, so you're
crossing the ditch.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I'm standing a little bit closer to home.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And I.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Got a really lovely offer, which was to go and
stay at these amazing off grid cabins.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I know exactly the ones you're talking about. They are
very cool. That is my idea of a RESTful, relaxing holiday.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They are They look so beautiful. But the thing about
them is they are literally in the middle of nowhere.
They're kind of scattered around the country and this particular
one that we're going to is near Raglin and it's
very off grid. In fact, I don't know how much
cell phone reception there is there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I think that's a really good thing for you. I
think this is just what you need. And the thing
is with these, with these cabins, the concept is.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Do less and be more.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yes, I just don't know how to do that.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Well, this is going to be your best teacher.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So I got this email through from the company and
it's all the notes that you need to know before
you head away, and there's a lot. They pack a
lot into this guide, but this was the thing that
caught my attention the most. You have booked an extra
spicy cabin.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Does that?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Does that mean it's hot?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Like it's warm? Get ready for a hike.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Pack light backpack recommended as you may not be able
to use the luggage wheelbarrow for your entire hike.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
So I was like, luggage wheelbarrow hang on a hike
to get to the cabin.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
So you park your car right by the car park
is a wheelbarrow that you can bring your stuff up into.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Oh, you're going to be a sweety frantic miss.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I know.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
You even get to the cab and now they're saying
it's so spicy that you can't even push the wheelbarrow
the whole way.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Here was I thinking, because gloriously chill and relaxing.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Producer CEREA's house sitting for me next week. And I
didn't say this to her, but I was actually thinking
that me and Ryan might take our coffee machine away
with us.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Come on, I wanted to wake up to a nice
coffee in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah, but you can do like a stovetop or something
that we have, like a nice stovetop.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I like my milk froth.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh, this is going to be the best thing for you.
This is the initiation you need.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
They said, don't bring white shoes. You know me and
white shoes and places they shouldn't be. Don't I turned
up to the farm in white shoes. It's hiss unyoked.
It's about slowing down, So take it easy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Stop look around at nature and take deep breaths of
the fresh country.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
You need to do.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah, all you need to do that.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
That's going to take up about two minutes of my time.
What do I do for the for the other twenty
three hours and fifty eight minutes?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You could start writing. You could do writing what a novel?
I'll maybe start writing.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Start writing a journal, Start writing your feelings, Start working
out different trends of what makes you feel good and
what makes you feel stressedart.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay, I question that. What do you think my husband
is going to say if I suggest we sit around
and journal for an afternoon?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
What about making thoughts? Can you make thoughts?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, maybe you can finess a skill like you could
start crocheting crocheting, is it?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I could crochet. I could learn to crochet or cooking. Well,
I think I do need maybe some more options as
nice as as nice as crocheting is.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I reckon that's the best. I don't think there's anything
else you need to do. You want to open it
up to the post.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I want to open it up to the phones anti
text machine. You can call us one hundred hits or
takes four for eight seven? What do I do for
two days in this off grid?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
The podcast and many needs your help.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
He is freaking out because he's going into the most beautiful, beautiful,
blissful paradise for two nights in a cabin off grid.
This is my idea of heaven, and now it's quickly
becoming the right dear of hell.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
There was a lot of instructions like don't use too
much power, like don't bring any like don't bring here
here driers and.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Stuff to my life. This is what happens when you
live on solid power, like that's what we roll at home.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Look, I'm looking forward to it. I'm just worried I'm
going to get bored two days after two days, because
I don't want to do with myself.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We've opened up the phones and don't forget every caller
on here today goes in the draw to see Pink
live in La. Let's kick off with Jess. What do
you think Mandy should do alone in a cabin for
two days?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:11):
Well, first of all, it sounds like it's going to
be a beautiful trip, right. I've got two suggestions. The
first one would be like diamond art. I'll be giving
a little bit of that is it's kind of like
Pink by numbers, but it's worth like a little diamond ta.
So at the end is like of this real beautiful
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picture that you can frame and hang up.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
So that go.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
Or an option would be jump on book talk, so
on TikTok, jump on the book took side, go down
a little rabbit hole and find some suggestions on whatever
genre that.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
You like to read.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's actually a really smart idea. Well you are going
to read, like you definitely read, we like to read.
But you're just worried you're going to get over it
after all.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, although this was the reading is a good idea.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think he's simple and smart I'll definitely take a
couple of books with me.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Thank you very much for your suggestions. Jeez, you are
in the drawn to say, pink live in la.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I don't know if I'm I mean, I'm gay. I
don't know if i'm dire man.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Dear dre, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
How are you good? Thank you? Well?
Speaker 7 (25:23):
What do you think many should do? And a Kevin
for two days?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I think you should take some puzzles. Well, do puzzles,
and then the most important thing is go for a
lovely romantic picnic.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Don't yeh, don't go wrong with a picnic. Deirdrey, thank
you very much. Can I just go to the text machine.
I can't read out a lot of these texts, but
I need a euphemism for love making, because that is
the majority of tecks that we're receiving.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Someone also said, menty your husban's heart. That's something you
can do. It's kind of Ross and Auckland Ross good bye.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
In the can.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Well, you're going to be down regular, so you must
be able to see the sunset. Just the alcohol and
go with the flow.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Goe see where the night takes us wrongs.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
And you should look at the stars too many.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Actually, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, stars, sunset, sunrise, A drink of veno here or
the mate.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You're going to have the time of your life.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
OK.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Are you feeling we're equipped?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I am.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I'm going to go and I'm gonna go and give myself.
I'm going to make sure I'm stocked up on books.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Diamant's a good puzzle, A couple of bottles of wine,
and we'll be away laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
May and May and the podcast.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Produce a Hera.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, I'm PJ, and we're about to talk to produce
a Hera. Who is the far younger one on our team.
I will say she's definitely one of the younger gens
who keeps us young.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
She keeps us feeling very youthful.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Great, She's in a flatting situation at the moment, which
is fun to keep up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Doesn't that bring you back?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Pete takes me back. I tell you what, I don't
miss it. I don't miss the dramas that come with no.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Although there was something really fun about flatting in your
twenties with your friends.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
We used to live on Poplar Lane in christ Church
before the earthquake, which was quite sad, but it was
literally in a city apartment and we felt like we
were friends and we'd like get like boxes of box
noodles like Chinese food and look out the windows and
watch the city go by.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Anyway, that was like my first floating experience.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Then after that, Yeah, but anyway, producer Sarah, sorry, is
not that glamorous. Got a little distracted. But you had
a bit of a run in today with your landlord.
Things got a little awkward.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yes, now, obviously loved the landlord. You know, he lets
us live in this house, but he does have this problem.
When we need something fixed, he goes, cool, I'll come
over on Thursday. He doesn't tell us what time. And
you know me, I'm very organized a calendar and yes,
he doesn't send me any calendar invites and so.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
It amazed you don't the calendar room same.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
You should try that.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I get a calendar invite for you from you for every.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Look, I'm sorry toilet break three.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I'm gonna get I've got to hand something over to
Sierra tomorrow before she houseits calendar in when.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You're on holiday, I'll be like, hello, chicking in.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
So he didn't give you a specific time.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
No but he needed to come and look at at
my on sweet shower and I was like okay, So
I went to the gym, came back. He still wasn't there.
He has his own key, but he wasn't there. I
was like, all right, I need to hop in the
shower after the gym, but before I hit to work.
But what if he turns up and.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
That's the thing you and he'll probably open.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Out my bedroom door, and then what if he doesn't
hear the water or something and he's like ha ha
ha ha and then opens the bathroom door.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, So would you don't can you not just see
a message saying, hey, mate, I'm just gonna pop in
the shower, you do pop in?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
So I don't have his number. It's actually my flatmate
that coordinates all this, which is kinde annoying with this
kind of stuff because I'm normally home in the morning
because of this job. So I tossed and turned between
just waiting around for him, and then I was like, no,
I've got a shower and I've got to go to
work otherwise I'll smell in kind of mate and PJ.
So I decided to write a note and leave it
(29:29):
on the bedroom door with some blue tech, but so
I ended up writing, hey, Landlord's name, I'm in the shower,
please don't come it. And then I did a smiley
face cause I didn't want to be rude. And then
I was like, what if he thinks I'm saying come it?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Oh god, no you didn't finish.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
But what if my smiley face looked like what bad?
So I stripped down.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I was about to hop into the shower, thinking oh
my god, oh my god, I can't do this, and
then I heard and he pulled up outside and I
was like, oh, quickly, got my clothes back on, rip
the notes off the door, hit it, hit it, and
then went and opened the front door, and I was.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Like, Hi, come on, I just have to shower. Do
you mind just waiting in the lounge? Okay, cool, no
worries five minutes?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Oh god, yes, it was very awkward.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
So it was still awkward even when he rocked up
to be fair.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Landlords must stumble upon something.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Landlords yes, and also trading by the ways, thought they
must have the most amazing lens into random people's hearts.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
The things they.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Would see, and I would say, they would love to
tell their stories as well, so I thought, let's open
up the phones oh eight hundred the hats and stay
completely anonymous, but let's get some insider trading.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Do you like that?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I love that?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Thank you playing with that was very smart. What have
you seen as a trading on the inside? What is
the strangest thing you've walked down on? Or maybe you're
a landlord. You've had to go into a house. What
did your witness oh eight hundred the hats text four
four eight seven.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
We've opened up the phones, oh eight hundred the hats.
Are you a trade or a landlord or any kind
of occupation in that realm? Well, you've had to walk
into a house and then you witnessed something pretty interesting.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yeah, maybe you found something, Maybe you stumbled upon something
that that the residents of the house were housing. Yeah,
maybe you accidentally walked in on some of the people
inside the.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
House, kind of like kind of like a hear dressing.
You get a lot of good goss.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Absolutely, you would. You can give it.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Still give us a call Wight one hundred the Hits
or Texas four four eight seven.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
And don't forget every caller on here today goes and
the jaw to see Pink live in La get a, Simon.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
I'm very good? How's yourself?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Thank you, Simon?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
What did you walking on?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:49):
It was really interesting. We I was working for Bond
and Bond years ago and we were delivering it. We
were delivering a new washing machine. Uh huh, and we
moved the old one in. Underneath the old washing machine
was a human too. Oh We've got you think how
did they get under it? It could have been a
(32:10):
really big dog, but I think it was a piece.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
And how long are we talking? Was that free? Sure?
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:19):
I didn't know. We just moved the old one out.
We just put the new one on top of it.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Oh no, did you even tell them that you'd seen it?
So you just left nothing?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh that is grum, disgusting. Thank you so much for
your call. All right, one hundred of the hats. It's
really interesting because every caller is going in the draw
to Sleep Bank Live, and so you don't know if
every story is ultimately true.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Or not, and if people are making them up as
absolutely make it up if you want to.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Jason, We're going to go to you.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Is your story? Tro Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
That is true?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Great?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Okay, what happened.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
So when we're out on out at sea ships and stuff,
we have to do a watch changeover. I walked in
at three o'clock in the morning to wake up my relief,
and you're just doing really light tap on the door
because you don't wake everyone up. And walked into the
room and I heard this like squeak in the corner
(33:18):
of the room, and so I just reactions turned out
to look, and here's this poor girl punched over trying
to cover every part of the woman she was naked.
And then I was like, oh no, quickly shake the
person and then run out the door. But when we
still had three months left of our trip and I
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had to see you every single day, have.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Become like a bit of a gag though. Could you
start laughing or was it actually pretty?
Speaker 9 (33:51):
She didn't really have much of a sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
So I was driving today, Maddie and my trusty little
golf which just has your stock standard number plate. I've
never been a person who's got sucked into personalized plates,
even in the peak of the advertising on the radio.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Do you remember how like every sick.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Aired, Yes, personalized plates, Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Have you ever fallen victim to them?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Do you have any good friends who have them?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Actually, someone from a sister station of ours has a
personalized plate.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh yes, I don't know the one you're talking about.
When do you said on them? Would you get one?
If you got the right if you got the right phrase?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Nah.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I couldn't think of anything i'd feel that passionately about.
And I just I feel like when I'm on the roads,
I don't want to stand out. I just want to
get from her to B.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I don't because if you're bed driving, probably definitely, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
So today I was stuck behind a really nice car.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Actually it was beautiful Audi, I think, and it was like,
you know, it was a family, a family car, and
it looked they just they looked nice.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
And then I look on the back of it and
it said why you hate H eight four? What do
you hate for?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
What you hate for? And I was just saying, what
does that mean?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Is there a double meaning?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
My dad used to love doing this, he'd just love
reading those like quirky personalized plates like HM. Is there
a double meaning here? Or is it literally why you
hate for? It, but don't hate man.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
But this is the problem with personalized plates, is I
do think you you end up forking out They're not
cheap like no, And if you're forking out all that
money for a plate that everyone looks at.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And goes what, then I suppose like in your neighborhood,
everyone's going to know, Oh there's Jenny.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah that's true. Why you hate for Jenny?
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Jenny's not actually driving that car when we get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Okay, Well here's the thing. If you are the Audi
that PJ saw with, why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
What is it mean? I think it must be the
simple like less hate, more love?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Right, yeah, right, yeah, it's like, why why do you hate?
Just don't hate love?
Speaker 7 (36:09):
I just did it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know it just it was a really bougie
nice OUDI and I just didn't quite seem to match.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Is it someone with English as a second language, where
maybe it got lost in translation a little bit?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Maybe maybe if anyone, if anyone has any ideas and
what it means or maybe that's literally just like don't hate.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I feel free to get in touch.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
If you have your own If you have your own
examples of a number of personalized plates that you've seen.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Text them through. I'd love to I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
That didn't match the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Mary and PJ Mady and PJ.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The podcast that I was just talking about a car
that I was stuck behind today, a lovely personalized number plate,
Why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
And I was trying to work out what that means?
And I just didn't match the car.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That it was with, which was a really beautiful bougie
Ardi looked like a nice family wagon, and I wanted
to know. Okay, lots of ticks coming through now, people
are saying open it number plate means don't be jealous
of the car.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
What do you hate for?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It means don't be jealous of my fancy car. I
hadn't thought of that. That does make sense.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
That does make I don't know what what.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Can you read the tex start? What do you need
to do?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
My ho? I can read it out?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I think.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Is with S T I g R L is TI girl,
Well done? God you're good?
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Okay? Was your double mate?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Here? Is it?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I think that's I think that's a stereotype possibly about
Sabaru truck.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Got you Okay, I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Keep your ticks coming through four, four, eight seven and
Media and p J the podcast.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
An.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're saying you're quite a good singer, Maddie, you don't.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Have moments, thank you.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
I I put on an old playlist the other day
and one of the songs that came on was the
song that I auditioned from high school musical with.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
And what was that?
Speaker 7 (00:25):
It was real?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm old of them. I'm much older than that. Oh
so not actual high school music, like the music the
musical that we did at high school.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Yeah, and what did you say?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I auditioned with a Craig David song seven Days No Rendezvous.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Oh I don't even know that one.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Do you want me to sing it?
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You're ready?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, So imagine you're our drama teacher and you're casting
the high school music.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, six o'clock in the morning. Wiped this from my eyes,
fell just like and not and very day, just around
the corner, such a surprise, A beautiful angel materializes. Time
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stood still, face to face. I'm sure we met at
her other time and place? What do you think? What
was that?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Longer?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The that was my Did I get the did I
get the part.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
What's the part you're auditioning for lead?
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Not lead? I don't think it's late.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It's not lead.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
No, you get a feature, you get a feature, me me, me,
definitely not lead.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Do I get a solo at least?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh that's better, that's a lot better. Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm working away.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
No, No, you can hit a note. You can't hit
a note.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Sometimes it's really of us.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I have noticed that there are sometimes our song.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Come on, I go, oh, I surprise myself.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And then another one.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'll go.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I can't do it, can't do.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It, guys, I need your help. I'm hosting a charity night. Yeah,
I'm doing charity.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Wow. Wow, you're such a hero. It's such a wow.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Now it's called dinner and it's gonna be fun nights.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
And you're doing it for the free food, not for
the charitable dear.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I don't know what. I've got a couple of options.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And you've gotten all you've gotten with you. Here a
makeup on.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I got my makeup down, okay, because otherwise I look
like a turd is just entered the room. Mum, bear, guys, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
A turd that the guy called up about under the
fridge today. You do this is a joke.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You do not you are beautiful, No hate stops you
bet Anyway, I didn't get did you get?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
And I've got.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Liked you go? Do you go to just like do
you go to like the Meca counter or something?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I did think about that, but then I realized the
girl who did my hair and makeup for the wedding, Jamie,
is amazing and she's and TONI.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Quick quick side shout out, yep.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
If you did want your hair and makeup done for
an event, could you feasibly go to like one of
those makeups Nicker or like in an apartment. I'd love
for you to just juge me up just to test
the product, but you have to.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Know you have to buck and pay. Sure, Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But I remember a like with high school balls and stuff,
like you go and get your makeup done at Mac
and you'd pay for there, but then you'd get like
a foundation that would come with it, or maybe you
paid for the foundation.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Producer Sarah here, Yeah, come on, yes, clear, it's still
a thing. So if you go and get your makeup
done at Mac or Mick or what ever, you pay
like a set amount and then you get all of
the like their products as.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Well as your makeup.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, so lot because ilse here got it done for
the Radio Awards and they got to keep all the
It's quite good.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's a good it's a good way of doing it
because I was think of doing that and then I
was like, oh I mis because like the last time
I got married, So it was just like ketch up.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, which was fun. Anyway, You've got to pick an
outfit for tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, but I've got like a jump so that one
that we wore last time that jumped, the black one
freaking cold, you're well tonight. Then I've got this cool
dNaM jacket that maybe I like wear over. It's like
a longer do jacket, like a not a robe after
exactly the one you're talking. Yeah, yeah, oh no, this
is I haven't worn this before.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Do it up with the tie.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So I might do that over top of the black
and then have like the long black pants and then
I can always take that off and wear the black.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Maybe I'll do that. I want to read jump so because.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Once you're inside, Yeah, it'll be nice and cozy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because the jans I'm wearing right now, any cutters, what
do you mean? Like I've just had Weidji's up the front,
Like I sat down. I have to pull my ondies
out of the time. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Anyway, So I don't think I'm gonna with him tonight
because I'm gonna be eating and then it's just gonna
make everything even.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's an image as a fucking image. Fanny Cushing.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
No, no, sorry, on that note, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Normally, oh my god, normally very beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
She's a queen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anyway, on that note, coming up with the show today,
years we'll talk about.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
What was what where was the proofo?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, we watched.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Really at the time watch as well. We got your
suggestions on that right.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Some of them were dirty, Yeah, a lot of them
were that we couldn't read out, and we talked about
names that were ruined as well.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Enjoy everybody the podcast coming up. We have a great night,
Love you lots.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Bye come so.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
You've done it now, bye bye, may the podcast.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
One of those things about being in a relationship is
knowing when to bring a grievance to the table and
when to like when to pick your battles.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Basically, yes, picking your battles EBB sobsolutely.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Because I know that with a smart ass husband like mine,
and you're probably a bit the same page, you know
that if you, if if delicate, sensitive little souls like
us bringing something to the table, we need to be
able to back ourselves.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yes, So this morning I decided it was the time.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Why what made you feel like it was the time.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I just had noticed something that Ryan had been doing
that I thought, I need to bring this to the table,
and I need to I need to nip it in
the butt.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
See, I find just quickly if we get into it,
I off one thing. Oh I really, I'll just sit
on it and give it a day.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I can't. I actually can't wait that long.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I have to bring it up heap and it never
pods well. And then I look back and I'm like,
I didn't need to bring that up. I actually didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Mine was this that I've noticed that Ryan when he
takes something off, like after he's worn it, it will immediately.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Go into the washing basket, whether it needs to be
washed or not. And then my thing is if I
see stuff in the washing basket that you wish it
a signal that it needs washing. But I saw this
jumper of his in there today and I thought, I
know for a fact that that just came off the
clothes horse yesterday. I folded it and put it in
(07:39):
your wardrobe.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
So you wore it last night when you were sitting
on the couch, and rather than free folding it and
putting it back in your closet, you have just chucked
it in the laundry basket.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
See can I defend him here, because I think I'm
a little bit guilty of doing this. I often get
out of the shower and the clothes that I have
on the floor in there. It's easier to put in
the washing basket than taking it through to my bedroom,
and it is a longer journey. So I'll defend Ryan
that sometimes it just feels like an extra.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Task to take it all the way back to the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
But the washing basket is in the bedroom.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
So okay, okay, well that doesn't that doesn't really apply.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It, does it?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
So what But what happened was that I brought this
to the table, and rather than just going I hear
fair enough, I'll change my behavior, he decided, well, what
what grievances of yours can I not start in it picking.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Oh no, oh no, yeah, that's it, and I beat you.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
He had a lot. Oh yeah, that and that she
had a whole shopping list.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Give us, give us the top one?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
What are they going for the top.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
One was that when I eat my cereal with a spoon,
I pull the spoon back through my mouth with my
teeth apparently, and I make a noise with my teeth
with the spoon.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Well that's a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I'll tell you one that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh god, this is like, this is like marriage counseling
life on here. But one thing that I do that
creates jas is when I finish my meal, I can't
stop scraping the plate and I've got and he's like,
do you think you've got it all? And I'm like, no,
I don't. And then I start looking the plane and
he's like, you are filthy.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
So anyway, let this be a reminder to you that
if you if you want to bring a grievance, you've
got to be ready to open Pandora's box.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Someone's just suggested.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I was talking about how Ryan throws clothes in the
in the washing basket even if it doesn't need washing
and someone's suggested you need a weird again basket.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Oh my god, that's genius.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I would totally use that. Yeah all the time. Yeah.
So it's like it's not dirty. Yeah, I don't want
to put it in the air. I don't want it
to get contaminated with the clothes of the filthy No,
but they also can't be by the folding it a
way exactly.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Oh my god, I need one of them prontos.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
That's really good.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I was scrolling social media today and saw this comedy
clip online and it was it was a very funny
video of a group of people who were sitting in
a in a like a.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Like AA type meeting. Right, what do you call those,
like a self help meeting or something like that? Support group?
I support.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
And the support group was for people whose names had
been ruined by someone else or something else. So there
was a Karen in there, for example, because of course
Karen has become synonymous with people who complain.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
She had a hard run. I wonder if Karen will
come back. I think Karen will come back, rise from
the flames.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I totally agree. Yeah, I feel like Karen's had a turn,
and now we can let Karen. Yeah, but for now
it still is a tainted It's a tough time for karts,
you know. And there was someone else there called Alixa,
because of course.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
You know that was going to be my suggestion.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Alexa there's been ruined forever now, yeah, I mean in
any we watched Shit's Creak a lot on our household,
and there's a character there called Alexis, and I love Alexis.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And any time one of the characters says Aleixus on
the show, our Alixa pipes are thinking that.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
We talked that, yeah, even though it says Aleixus. Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
So I imagine if your name was actually Alixa, anytime
your name was mentioned in your household, your elixir would
go off.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
I've got another name. It could have been ruined.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Previously I'd attach it to the fabulous Australian singer Delta Gudrin.
But now after COVID, you're just another COVID strainer.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
You're Delta Delta.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, ruined.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
True.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh wait, one hundred of hats to join the show,
you can text us four full eight seven, what name
got ruined forever?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Is your name?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Something happened concerning your name or or someone else says,
but for whatever reason, you cannot use that name again.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Maybe you're a fifty year old man called Justin Bieber
and don't like Mary.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Do you think there's a fifty year old in New
Zealand called Justin Justin baby Page?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Many in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
We wanted to know what name has been ruined forever?
You can text for for eight seven or give us
a call. I wait, one hundred.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hats someone and said, never met an ad Off? Neither
have I Do you know why it is?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
I can imagine what I don't think many people would want.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I mean, apart from the apart from the right, it's
actually illegal in this country to call you actually call
your child that.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Yeah, well that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's good. That's a good thing I think. Thanks Matt,
All right, let's go to the call. So this could
be a risky one oh hundred thirds? What name got
ruined forever?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Chris? He is joining us? What is that the name Christy?
Speaker 10 (13:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
And why did it get ruined?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
This was a krusty the clown.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Oh you got Krusty the clown.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
No, they called me krusty.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh that's not a nice name. Guys readily sense with
that name.
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Were's things, But I won't embarrass myself that much on it.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
I just wanted to call through to texting wouldn't get
me in the competition.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Fair enough, Live in l A.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You give a PTSD, she's in the draw, all right,
Lea's got to donagah one hundred The hats uh?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
What name got ruined.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
For us?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
It was the name Clayton. We were we were going
to be calling our first child Clayton. We really loved
that name. But unfortunately the whole Clayton Witherston trial was happening, right, remember.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Yes, so what name did you go? What name did
you go?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
On the end we took us ages to the side
on another name, but we ended up seedling on Cayden.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Caen and no red flags with the name that I
can think of.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
You're in the clear, Danica, You're in the Clear's.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Going to ALI hundred.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
The hats my name got roal fever.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
The name Ben.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
I have two ex boyfriends, both are called Ben John
William So and they both look pretty similar. So I
thank you my god of the type.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
My husband's Brindon. John William.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh it's the John William.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
No red Flag already knows.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Oh God, she's about to go into honeymoon next week.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Alie alex Well, I have an ex called Ben.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
So anyway you are and the drawn out because you
got through on the fight hundred of Hats to see Pink.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Live in l A.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Thank you so much tis through the four right seven
peach kid in my class, Nigel always referred to as Nigel,
not mates.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It's like Bruce.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well your middle names brothers. Who would call a kid
Maddie Bruce anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Mary J, Mady and PJ. The podcast The Heads are you?
Speaker 7 (15:22):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Our profession stereotyping game makes a return for a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Cool Now, I wait, hundred the hats.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
If you're a lawyer or not, Basically, you get to
have some fun with this and you get to get
your besticked in game on and try and convince us
that you're a lawyer, even if you are, even if
you're not.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
So I wait, hand the hats.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
We're gonna ask you a question and from there we'll
try and work out whether you are all right?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Let's go Scott and Tod. Good afternoon, Scott, how are you.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Scott sounds straight off the bet. Scott sounds like a
strong lawyer name.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Do you He sounds like a strong lawyer name. But
I feel like he sounds quite really.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Next to Yeah, what you think lawyers are highly strung?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
No, No, I'm not saying that. I just maybe get
to at least talk more early days. Okay, I'm going
to say, Scott, what what time do you rip up
each day from work?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Are about five thirty?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Too early for a lawyer because they work around the clock.
Not always so.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I'm watching I'm watching suit I'm rewatching suits at the
moment and they're over.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Sometimes they pull up all night.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I think my dad did nine to five, So I
think he was he was a different kind of lawyer.
I mean, there's a different you know, there's a real range.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Okay, Okay, although.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'm going to say, no, I don't think he is.
I just I don't get lawyer vibes from Scott.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Okay, what do you do you think? Yeah, let's yeah, let's.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Go with it.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Okay, Scott, are you a lawyer?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Or not. I'm not a lawyer, are you am?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I working a lab.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
I've been in front of a judge for work, but
definitely not a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Right, okay, okay, far enough?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
All right, I thanks so much for flying mate.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're in the drawer to see Pink live in LA
Like every caller that we get on during the show
this afternoon, or let's go to Ashley on eight hundred
and hats hiesh.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
How are you hi? I'm good thinking?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Are you good?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Thank That was more lawyer vibes. I'm going to say it.
She was straight to the point. I'm good, thank you?
How are you? Okay? What do you want to ask you?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I want to ask mine's are two?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Part?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
One Ashley? What do you care?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Do you carry anything to work like rather than just
a person you have like a briefcase or some sort
of bag.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
No, I like to keep all my stuff at the
office because it was obviously highly competed. We can't be
around she.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Is good, unleash she's unless she's really got a good Okay,
what was your partner?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
The next one was if you do go to court, like,
what do you have with what do you bring with you.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I don't go to court.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
I work in mainly property and relationship stuff, so we
don't go to court.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
She's hands came out of the game, straight to the point.
She knows exactly what she's done. Actually, yes, are you
a lawyer? No?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
God?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Are you an address? You are very good?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
She's good an all right, let's wrap it up with
kiras and fielding yellow curas.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Hell you, I'm good, thank you? How are you good?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Thank you again? Quite straight to the point, like churis,
where did you study law.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Universitys lord?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
It's not what I think law is.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It is canterburygo Otago does law?
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Interesting to be fair, I actually think every weird does law.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Okay, we do a bonus question.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Then can you say the phrase objection your honor?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Objection your honor?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
No, no, I don't get it. I don't give curris.
What are you a lawyer?
Speaker 9 (18:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Lawyers?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
That sums up people will in the show No.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Lawyers, lays the lawyers are too busy in court.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
That we are on holiday next week, peage, we are.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
I'm sorry. We've talked about it about this week. Can
you tell we're excited? Can you tell we're hanging by
a thread for our holiday. It's just that time of year,
like Kiwi's get to this part of the year. It's miserable,
it's week, it's cold, and we just need a little
bit of time, a.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Little bit of a little little bit of us time,
you know, a little bit of a Yeah, so you're
crossing the ditch.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I'm standing a little bit closer to home.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
And I.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Got a really lovely offer, which was to go and
stay at these amazing off grid cabins.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I know exactly the ones you're talking about. They are
very cool. That is my idea of a RESTful, relaxing holiday.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They are They look so beautiful. But the thing about
them is they are literally in the middle of nowhere.
They're kind of scattered around the country and this particular
one that we're going to is near Raglin and it's
very off grid. In fact, I don't know how much
cell phone reception there is there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I think that's a really good thing for you. I
think this is just what you need. And the thing
is with these, with these cabins, the concept is.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Do less and be more.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yes, I just don't know how to do that.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Well, this is going to be your best teacher.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So I got this email through from the company and
it's all the notes that you need to know before
you head away, and there's a lot. They pack a
lot into this guide, but this was the thing that
caught my attention the most. You have booked an extra
spicy cabin.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Does that?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Does that mean it's hot?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Like it's warm? Get ready for a hike.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Pack light backpack recommended as you may not be able
to use the luggage wheelbarrow for your entire hike.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
So I was like, luggage wheelbarrow hang on a hike
to get to the cabin.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
So you park your car right by the car park
is a wheelbarrow that you can bring your stuff up into.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Oh, you're going to be a sweety frantic miss.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I know.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
You even get to the cab and now they're saying
it's so spicy that you can't even push the wheelbarrow
the whole way.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Here was I thinking, because gloriously chill and relaxing.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Producer CEREA's house sitting for me next week. And I
didn't say this to her, but I was actually thinking
that me and Ryan might take our coffee machine away
with us.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Come on, I wanted to wake up to a nice
coffee in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah, but you can do like a stovetop or something
that we have, like a nice stovetop.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I like my milk froth.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Oh, this is going to be the best thing for you.
This is the initiation you need.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
They said, don't bring white shoes. You know me and
white shoes and places they shouldn't be. Don't I turned
up to the farm in white shoes. It's hiss unyoked.
It's about slowing down, So take it easy.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Stop look around at nature and take deep breaths of
the fresh country.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
You need to do.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah, all you need to do that.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
That's going to take up about two minutes of my time.
What do I do for the for the other twenty
three hours and fifty eight minutes?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
You could start writing. You could do writing what a novel?
I'll maybe start writing.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Start writing a journal, Start writing your feelings, Start working
out different trends of what makes you feel good and
what makes you feel stressedart.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay, I question that. What do you think my husband
is going to say if I suggest we sit around
and journal for an afternoon?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
What about making thoughts? Can you make thoughts?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, maybe you can finess a skill like you could
start crocheting crocheting, is it?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I could crochet. I could learn to crochet or cooking. Well,
I think I do need maybe some more options as
nice as as nice as crocheting is.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I reckon that's the best. I don't think there's anything
else you need to do. You want to open it
up to the post.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I want to open it up to the phones anti
text machine. You can call us one hundred hits or
takes four for eight seven? What do I do for
two days in this off grid?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
The podcast and many needs your help.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
He is freaking out because he's going into the most beautiful, beautiful,
blissful paradise for two nights in a cabin off grid.
This is my idea of heaven, and now it's quickly
becoming the right dear of hell.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
There was a lot of instructions like don't use too
much power, like don't bring any like don't bring here
here driers and.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Stuff to my life. This is what happens when you
live on solid power, like that's what we roll at home.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Look, I'm looking forward to it. I'm just worried I'm
going to get bored two days after two days, because
I don't want to do with myself.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
We've opened up the phones and don't forget every caller
on here today goes in the draw to see Pink
live in La. Let's kick off with Jess. What do
you think Mandy should do alone in a cabin for
two days?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (24:11):
Well, first of all, it sounds like it's going to
be a beautiful trip, right. I've got two suggestions. The
first one would be like diamond art. I'll be giving
a little bit of that is it's kind of like
Pink by numbers, but it's worth like a little diamond ta.
So at the end is like of this real beautiful
(24:31):
picture that you can frame and hang up.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
So that go.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
Or an option would be jump on book talk, so
on TikTok, jump on the book took side, go down
a little rabbit hole and find some suggestions on whatever
genre that.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
You like to read.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's actually a really smart idea. Well you are going
to read, like you definitely read, we like to read.
But you're just worried you're going to get over it
after all.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, although this was the reading is a good idea.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I think he's simple and smart I'll definitely take a
couple of books with me.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Thank you very much for your suggestions. Jeez, you are
in the drawn to say, pink live in la.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I don't know if I'm I mean, I'm gay. I
don't know if i'm dire man.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Dear dre, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
How are you good? Thank you? Well?
Speaker 7 (25:23):
What do you think many should do? And a Kevin
for two days?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I think you should take some puzzles. Well, do puzzles,
and then the most important thing is go for a
lovely romantic picnic.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Don't yeh, don't go wrong with a picnic. Deirdrey, thank
you very much. Can I just go to the text machine.
I can't read out a lot of these texts, but
I need a euphemism for love making, because that is
the majority of tecks that we're receiving.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Someone also said, menty your husban's heart. That's something you
can do. It's kind of Ross and Auckland Ross good bye.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
In the can.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
Well, you're going to be down regular, so you must
be able to see the sunset. Just the alcohol and
go with the flow.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Goe see where the night takes us wrongs.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
And you should look at the stars too many.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Actually, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, stars, sunset, sunrise, A drink of veno here or
the mate.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You're going to have the time of your life.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
OK.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Are you feeling we're equipped?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I am.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I'm going to go and I'm gonna go and give myself.
I'm going to make sure I'm stocked up on books.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Diamant's a good puzzle, A couple of bottles of wine,
and we'll be away laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
May and May and the podcast.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Produce a Hera.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, I'm PJ, and we're about to talk to produce
a Hera. Who is the far younger one on our team.
I will say she's definitely one of the younger gens
who keeps us young.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
She keeps us feeling very youthful.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Great, She's in a flatting situation at the moment, which
is fun to keep up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Doesn't that bring you back?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Pete takes me back. I tell you what, I don't
miss it. I don't miss the dramas that come with no.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Although there was something really fun about flatting in your
twenties with your friends.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
We used to live on Poplar Lane in christ Church
before the earthquake, which was quite sad, but it was
literally in a city apartment and we felt like we
were friends and we'd like get like boxes of box
noodles like Chinese food and look out the windows and
watch the city go by.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Anyway, that was like my first floating experience.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Then after that, Yeah, but anyway, producer Sarah, sorry, is
not that glamorous. Got a little distracted. But you had
a bit of a run in today with your landlord.
Things got a little awkward.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yes, now, obviously loved the landlord. You know, he lets
us live in this house, but he does have this problem.
When we need something fixed, he goes, cool, I'll come
over on Thursday. He doesn't tell us what time. And
you know me, I'm very organized a calendar and yes,
he doesn't send me any calendar invites and so.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
It amazed you don't the calendar room same.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
You should try that.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I get a calendar invite for you from you for every.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Look, I'm sorry toilet break three.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I'm gonna get I've got to hand something over to
Sierra tomorrow before she houseits calendar in when.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You're on holiday, I'll be like, hello, chicking in.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
So he didn't give you a specific time.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
No but he needed to come and look at at
my on sweet shower and I was like okay, So
I went to the gym, came back. He still wasn't there.
He has his own key, but he wasn't there. I
was like, all right, I need to hop in the
shower after the gym, but before I hit to work.
But what if he turns up and.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
That's the thing you and he'll probably open.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Out my bedroom door, and then what if he doesn't
hear the water or something and he's like ha ha
ha ha and then opens the bathroom door.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, So would you don't can you not just see
a message saying, hey, mate, I'm just gonna pop in
the shower, you do pop in?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
So I don't have his number. It's actually my flatmate
that coordinates all this, which is kinde annoying with this
kind of stuff because I'm normally home in the morning
because of this job. So I tossed and turned between
just waiting around for him, and then I was like, no,
I've got a shower and I've got to go to
work otherwise I'll smell in kind of mate and PJ.
So I decided to write a note and leave it
(29:29):
on the bedroom door with some blue tech, but so
I ended up writing, hey, Landlord's name, I'm in the shower,
please don't come it. And then I did a smiley
face cause I didn't want to be rude. And then
I was like, what if he thinks I'm saying come it?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Oh god, no you didn't finish.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
But what if my smiley face looked like what bad?
So I stripped down.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I was about to hop into the shower, thinking oh
my god, oh my god, I can't do this, and
then I heard and he pulled up outside and I
was like, oh, quickly, got my clothes back on, rip
the notes off the door, hit it, hit it, and
then went and opened the front door, and I was.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Like, Hi, come on, I just have to shower. Do
you mind just waiting in the lounge? Okay, cool, no
worries five minutes?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Oh god, yes, it was very awkward.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
So it was still awkward even when he rocked up
to be fair.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Landlords must stumble upon something.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Landlords yes, and also trading by the ways, thought they
must have the most amazing lens into random people's hearts.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
The things they.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Would see, and I would say, they would love to
tell their stories as well, so I thought, let's open
up the phones oh eight hundred the hats and stay
completely anonymous, but let's get some insider trading.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Do you like that?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I love that?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Thank you playing with that was very smart. What have
you seen as a trading on the inside? What is
the strangest thing you've walked down on? Or maybe you're
a landlord. You've had to go into a house. What
did your witness oh eight hundred the hats text four
four eight seven.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
We've opened up the phones, oh eight hundred the hats.
Are you a trade or a landlord or any kind
of occupation in that realm? Well, you've had to walk
into a house and then you witnessed something pretty interesting.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yeah, maybe you found something, Maybe you stumbled upon something
that that the residents of the house were housing. Yeah,
maybe you accidentally walked in on some of the people
inside the.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
House, kind of like kind of like a hear dressing.
You get a lot of good goss.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Absolutely, you would. You can give it.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Still give us a call Wight one hundred the Hits
or Texas four four eight seven.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
And don't forget every caller on here today goes and
the jaw to see Pink live in La get a, Simon.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
I'm very good? How's yourself?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Thank you, Simon?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
What did you walking on?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:49):
It was really interesting. We I was working for Bond
and Bond years ago and we were delivering it. We
were delivering a new washing machine. Uh huh, and we
moved the old one in. Underneath the old washing machine
was a human too. Oh We've got you think how
did they get under it? It could have been a
(32:10):
really big dog, but I think it was a piece.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
And how long are we talking? Was that free? Sure?
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (32:19):
I didn't know. We just moved the old one out.
We just put the new one on top of it.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Oh no, did you even tell them that you'd seen it?
So you just left nothing?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh that is grum, disgusting. Thank you so much for
your call. All right, one hundred of the hats. It's
really interesting because every caller is going in the draw
to Sleep Bank Live, and so you don't know if
every story is ultimately true.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Or not, and if people are making them up as
absolutely make it up if you want to.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Jason, We're going to go to you.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Is your story? Tro Yeah?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
That is true?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Great?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Okay, what happened.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
So when we're out on out at sea ships and stuff,
we have to do a watch changeover. I walked in
at three o'clock in the morning to wake up my relief,
and you're just doing really light tap on the door
because you don't wake everyone up. And walked into the
room and I heard this like squeak in the corner
(33:18):
of the room, and so I just reactions turned out
to look, and here's this poor girl punched over trying
to cover every part of the woman she was naked.
And then I was like, oh no, quickly shake the
person and then run out the door. But when we
still had three months left of our trip and I
(33:41):
had to see you every single day, have.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Become like a bit of a gag though. Could you
start laughing or was it actually pretty?
Speaker 9 (33:51):
She didn't really have much of a sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
So I was driving today, Maddie and my trusty little
golf which just has your stock standard number plate. I've
never been a person who's got sucked into personalized plates,
even in the peak of the advertising on the radio.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Do you remember how like every sick.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Aired, Yes, personalized plates, Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Have you ever fallen victim to them?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Do you have any good friends who have them?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Actually, someone from a sister station of ours has a
personalized plate.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh yes, I don't know the one you're talking about.
When do you said on them? Would you get one?
If you got the right if you got the right phrase?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Nah.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
I couldn't think of anything i'd feel that passionately about.
And I just I feel like when I'm on the roads,
I don't want to stand out. I just want to
get from her to B.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I don't because if you're bed driving, probably definitely, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
So today I was stuck behind a really nice car.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Actually it was beautiful Audi, I think, and it was like,
you know, it was a family, a family car, and
it looked they just they looked nice.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
And then I look on the back of it and
it said why you hate H eight four? What do
you hate for?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
What you hate for? And I was just saying, what
does that mean?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Is there a double meaning?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
My dad used to love doing this, he'd just love
reading those like quirky personalized plates like HM. Is there
a double meaning here? Or is it literally why you
hate for? It, but don't hate man.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
But this is the problem with personalized plates, is I
do think you you end up forking out They're not
cheap like no, And if you're forking out all that
money for a plate that everyone looks at.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And goes what, then I suppose like in your neighborhood,
everyone's going to know, Oh there's Jenny.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah that's true. Why you hate for Jenny?
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Jenny's not actually driving that car when we get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Okay, Well here's the thing. If you are the Audi
that PJ saw with, why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
What is it mean? I think it must be the
simple like less hate, more love?
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Right, yeah, right, yeah, it's like, why why do you hate?
Just don't hate love?
Speaker 7 (36:09):
I just did it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know it just it was a really bougie
nice OUDI and I just didn't quite seem to match.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Is it someone with English as a second language, where
maybe it got lost in translation a little bit?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Maybe maybe if anyone, if anyone has any ideas and
what it means or maybe that's literally just like don't hate.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I feel free to get in touch.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
If you have your own If you have your own
examples of a number of personalized plates that you've seen.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Text them through. I'd love to I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
That didn't match the vehicle.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Mary and PJ Mady and PJ.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The podcast that I was just talking about a car
that I was stuck behind today, a lovely personalized number plate,
Why you hate for?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
And I was trying to work out what that means?
And I just didn't match the car.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That it was with, which was a really beautiful bougie
Ardi looked like a nice family wagon, and I wanted
to know. Okay, lots of ticks coming through now, people
are saying open it number plate means don't be jealous
of the car.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
What do you hate for?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It means don't be jealous of my fancy car. I
hadn't thought of that. That does make sense.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
That does make I don't know what what.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Can you read the tex start? What do you need
to do?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
My ho? I can read it out?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I think.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Is with S T I g R L is TI girl,
Well done? God you're good?
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Okay? Was your double mate?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
Here? Is it?
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I think that's I think that's a stereotype possibly about
Sabaru truck.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Got you Okay, I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Keep your ticks coming through four, four, eight seven and
Media and p J the podcast.
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