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August 23, 2024 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Meddi and Pja.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks to Chemis were House the Real House of Fragrances.
Hello and welcome to your Friday edition of the podcast.
There is a story that happened to media last night.
We couldn't tell it in the show because it wasn't
probably quite suitable for the radiover We've decided to save

(00:23):
it for the podcast because my darling friend is feeling
a little mortified and regretful over his actions.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
So after the show yesterday, we so Ryan and I
are in Queenstown right, and I got I had posted
a couple of things on my Instagram and one of
our mutual friends Peage Caitlin, messaged me and said, oh
my god, I'm coming to Queensland today. This was yesterday,
and I said, amazing. I said, I'm obviously at work,

(00:50):
but I said, Ryan is actually at a bit of
a loose ends to what to do, so why don't
you message him and the two of you could maybe
grab a drink or something. So they did. They went
out for a drink and it turns out Kitlin was
here with another free of hers and so after work
I said to Ryan, are you done with Caitlyn or
are you still there? And he said, still there? Come along.
So I walked along and I went and met them,
and Caitlyn was there, really nice to see her. And

(01:11):
Kitlyn was there with a friend of hers and had
never met before and didn't know anything about.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So I sat She's very cool, I've met her before.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
So I sat down and got introduced and this woman
started talking and she had a very very quiet, husky,
raspy voice, and it was like one of those voices
where I just assumed she'd had like a rather large
night the night before, you know, and she'd lost her

(01:40):
voice a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
And to be fair, knowing you, you always like to
have like a bit of an icebreaker in a conversation.
You're always quite good at finding you know, your point.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Small talk right, small talk?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I mean it's part of your job. That's part
of your job.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's an art form. But the thing about small talk
is sometimes you don't always know. And last night was
one of those nights because I said, oh God, what
have you done and pointed at my like voice box,
and there was like this awkward pause and then Caitlyn,
our mutual friend, had to step in and go, ah,

(02:17):
So it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, it's okay because you had good intentions.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
She said, oh, she had throat cancer when she was younger.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
And what did you say in that moment?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, what do you say? Because I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Want to just go I'm so fucking sorry. I'm a
fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And that's what they did. I went, oh god, I'm
so sorry. But I didn't want to make too big
a deal.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, and you don't want to make it too somber
or too awkward.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Like no, and like she's alive and she's fine. Obviously
this is just how she is to live her life.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, look attempts it a bit of
ice breaking band to sometimes go awry. And that was
just one of those moments we go, hey, I think
someone won't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I've done it before to someone else as well, who
was who had so Yeah I did it? Who had
a cat? Who was walking with a cave And I
thought they just twisted their ankle and nope, I'm.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not even gonna ask. So they hit some serious condition.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
So the question is what are you doing that? Like
are you just not meant to because it's almost like,
you know, they say, never ask, never ask a woman
if she's pregnant or like when she's when she's du
you know, just one of those things where you just
don't comment on someone's medical ailment for fear of getting
it wrong.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
And I think I think so, I think I think so.
I didn't so hardy because you're so curious cious, such
a little invistigative journalist.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I know. But but maybe to avoid these awkward moment
to just go with how is your day?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What did you have for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
What about the weather outside? You know, like, just go
for the tried and truths and.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Feeling serious because you're on your behalf only because I've
done I just I am that persion that always puts
my foot on it and best of intentions we all learn.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So anyway, Actually, hey, I just wanted to quickly say,
have a great weekend. This weekend, it's Charlie's birthday two
and what a milestone. Yeah, I get to see a
little bit of you as a mum, and you are
that most amazing mom. No, you are, You're an incredible

(04:46):
mom and Charlie is very very lucky to have you.
So enjoy celebrating the milestone.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I've celebrated by booking a message.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
For me, as you should, and as you should, I
think there's a mother's prerogative.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Sunday is going to be the big day for him,
So I will spend a lot of time tomorrow and
then I'll just have him with his grandmother for a
little cheeky hour and then I'll come back rested, relaxed,
and the best version of myself, as you should, take
on the world with his second birthday party.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Absolutely, I feel like at this age the celebration of
a birthday is partly for the kid, but also partly
for the parents who have managed to survive two years
of a top of.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I was like, you've got to go get lots of
like strolls and like get some Jurios and stuff and
get all.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
The party vote. I'm like, is this for the kids you.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Are?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Much like when he wants to put on Shrek or
any animated film.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's for him.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Coming up the podcast, we talk about the stingiest things
you've seen people do, Oh, craziest reasons for breakups.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
My favorite I think.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
God yeah, and you have had another hot mess moment.
We even have had to get an intro made up
for the segment because it happens so regularly.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh that's just fucking mortifying.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I sent something off today that wasn't for the intenders
contact Anyway, all of that and more, enjoy the podcast
and have a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Bye Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
The podcast roll check.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Maddy McLean here present, Pjay present present.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
You're still here. Yeah, I'm still here, well in the house.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
But it's amazing that she made it into work today.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You had an incident, a vehicle incident. What went down?

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Well, I woke up in the morning house, sitting at
beautiful Mattie's house.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, I walk outside.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
To get in my car that I parked on the
street because there's only one car park off the road
with Maddie South, which is fine, it's fun and it's
someone crashed into it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Someone had backed into your car just outside my house.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
And there's paint and debris all over the road, a
dint in the side of my car.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Sarah, that must have been so distressing for you. I'm
so sorry that happened.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's a funny thing because it's not my fault, and
I feel very guilty.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yes, you've been saying, yeah, a bit of compensation.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Perhaps, Okay, there's money entitled to playing compensation in the situation.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
They left a note which I'm so thankful for and
I'm touched with them. So you know it's going to
be okay.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm the listen that you're never going to go to
Meddice again.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's never again, to.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Be honest, Maddie, you didn't leave any toilet paper. Oh
so that's actually the bigger issue here.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh god, McClain, what like not nothing?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
It was like a tiny bit of a last role
and I'm there for like three four days and now
we're out, So thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Did he leave the bottle of wine and the chocolates
like last time?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
He did?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wine and chips? Always forge.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Maddy, J Mady and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey, I'm in Queenstown and it's just been such a
beautiful trip home. It's so gorgeous. I love this place
so much. It just it feels very special when you
come home.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Right as I said.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yesterday, it's a very cool place to have as your home.
Like you know, a lot of people go home will
be a dingey, tiny town. This something quite cool about Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I feel very lucky have.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You found because I know you and your having sometimes
like to look at real estate listings.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Have you been looking in the region? Is it made attempted?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
This is the funny thing about modern day technology and
your phones and stuff. Right, Honestly, the minute that I
landed in Queenstown, my algorithm started giving me trade me
listings for properties in Queenstown. And there are some beautiful,
beautiful tempting. Anyway, we were now for dinner last night.
We're catching up with a couple of friends. I said,

(08:55):
We're going to an Italian restaurant out in Narrowtown. It's
so nice.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I've been waiting for the full on review. Did you
go to the Carbonara?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
We got the Carbonara, We got a couple of pizzas.
We got another pastor as well, which was really delicious.
It was so good. And do you know what I love?
Because usually I'm the table orderer, Like if we're in
a big group and we're getting shared plates, it somehow
falls on my shoulders to order for the table. Yeah,

(09:22):
but someone else took responsibility for it last night and
that was very nice.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Did that make you not feel uneasy because it's usually
your role?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, I kind of loved it because I'm a Libra,
so I'm wildly and wildly and decisive. How I became
the table orderer, I'll never know, so for someone else
to take it off my hands was great. Anyway, we
ordered a like around the drinks, and we were waiting
on our food, and the drinks were finished, and we
were arming and erring about what to order for our

(09:49):
second drink, and all of a sudden, the waitress walked over,
and this was the one of the most movie moment
things to ever happened to me. She said, yeah, compliments
of Christoph, and then put a drink down at my
like on the table.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Who the hell is Christoph?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well, I wondered the same thing. I thought, Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
My god, I've got a secret of myra.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Am I being hit on right now? One of my
I almost looked apologetically at Ryan across the table, like
I'm so sorry, but I can't help just being this hot,
you know, like it's hard being so desirable, and I'm
so sorry about it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh my god, who was Christoph?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
So I asked, And then then I looked so confused,
and the waitress was confused because she said, oh, I
thought you would know what this was about, And now
I have no idea who is this And then she
said it was from the people that were sitting at
the table next to you. And it was a man
and a woman sitting at the table next to me.
And I was like, oh my god, have I been

(10:53):
asked to, like, oh, you're joining to throuble? Are they
waiting for me outside to come?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And did you regnize their faces?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Never seen them before in my life. And then and
so we were like, we were discussing this for ages
our table. Who's Christoph? Why have we got this drink?
And then I got a message on Instagram from one
of our old directors on breakfast at TV AND's eed
who is called Christoph? He said, my dad and my

(11:26):
sister and brother in law were sitting at the table
next to you, and they knew that we knew each other,
so they ordered you a drink.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Boring.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I wish we didn't know that part of the story.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And I know Secret and Myra, you know, flown into
Queenstown for a little getaway.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
But I'm choosing to believe that version of the story.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I would been so stoke, my head would be so big.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
The podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hey, I was reading an article yesterday and it was
just this person who was a housekeeper talking about all
the ins and outs of their career, and one thing
I got from the article where she was talking about
her wealthy people are the stingiest and called upon the
example of when she was working for this guy who

(12:19):
was really really wealthy, and he would always insist that
the bottles of soap in the bathroom were like it
was like the equivalent of like an Aesop, but it
was some other boogie brand over in the UK, and
so he would always insist that she'd fill those those
soap dispenses up with the cheapest soap cheek of mind,

(12:43):
but still had to remain like looking like they had
the boogie.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
B brilliant, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
And I just thought in that moment, that's how the
rich stay rich, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
One hundred percent. It looks like you see Mark Zuckerberg
and I think Steve Jobs would always wear the same
outfits all the time. They'd always just wear black T
shirt and jeans because they didn't want to spend a
lot of money on expensive clothes. They just wanted to
keep the money for themselves.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
We she asked this question on Facebook, and I'll wait
hundred the hats to join the show. You can text
us for for eight seven. What is the stingiest thing
you've witnessed? Someone doe and no shame, no judgment. We've
all been there. Okay, maybe it was even you, You
the stingy one. Someone to write on our Facebook pulled
a tea beg gut of the compost to reuse it.

(13:34):
I once had a customer peel the skin off their bananas,
so that costs less. I think she was looking for
a fight. I just approved the sale. Good luck with
your six skinless bananas. Yeah, so, another one said, workouting.
A colleague pulled a water bottle from her handbag and
poured wine into her glass.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm sure not the first time there's evened.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
So.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I know someone who dated a very famous person for
a while and they went They went to a big
bougie gala event together and she borrowed it. She borrowed
a dress from a designer to wear for the night.
She put the dress on, she said, she thought, I
look so I love how I look in this dress.
I would love to own this dress. And she said

(14:18):
to the guy, who was very very wealthy, I love
this dress. I would love to own it. And he
said to her, I'll go your halves, and he was
very well, they could have very easily bought the dress himself.
But like you say that, that's how the rich day.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Re rich.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Maddy and PJ Mady and PJ the podcasts.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I was just talking about a little article I was
reading a housekeeper opening up about their journey into the
world of housekeeping, and one main point from the article
was that the richest are the stingiest, and one example
being like this guy that she worked for. He insisted that,
you know, he had the beautiful, big bougie branded soap

(15:08):
uh in the bathroom, but she had to refill it
like the cheapest soap you could find, which.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Is just classic, isn't it so much?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Truly?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Wait, hundred the hats to join the show. We want
to know the stingiest thing you've seen someone do? Tiny
is joining us? Hello, Happy Friday, you too? What was
what did you win?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Nice?

Speaker 8 (15:31):
When my husband and I got married, one of my
mother's friends who was very wealthy, we were looking forward
to resing her gifts and it was six small glass
jars without even lids. She came along a bit later
and said, oh, that spicecrit for thestress to come mute.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
And that's what we caught some.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Glass glass jars without even lids on them.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
Yeah, I mean even thought we could have been using.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
You could do jam?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Did you do jam without the lid? Movie wear her?

Speaker 8 (16:06):
You know her nice cars were or something.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's always gutting when you know, like the rich one.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
You're like, here we goes good. Alright, let's go to Brenda.
I do the hats. What was the stingy thing you witnessed? Oh?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
Hi, guys. I worked in a bar many years ago
and was in a small rural town, and the couple
that owned it as like, if you'd make gin and
tonics or pump powders or something, you'd check out the
umbrellas and lemons and stuff like that. Well, as quick
as you were checking in their mouth, she was pulling
them out to reuse them.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh my god, what so she just chuck them in
her bag. Just make sure you keep the umbrellas.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Oh yeah, she she'ld like to try and recycle them,
if you know what I mean. And of course, you know,
while she wasn't looking, we were just bearing them at
the bottom of rubbish sort of thing. Because it's not
notory that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I mean, you got to say she's good to the environment,
and she she's being a little li co worrier maybe.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
And like you say, peage, I mean here, here, we
are you and I just spending willy nilly and some
people are just a lot smarter than we are.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Someone takes her saying, my mother in law gave me
the Christmas present I gave her the year before. Then
the next year she gave me the gift her mum
gave her. I don't buy anything now.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
So someonhow said my mom bought me a lot of
ticket for Christmas one year, which I thought was nice,
But then she went on to tell me that she'd
brought herself a ticket with the exact same numbers. That
soa the def I when she would as well, shouldn't
even want me to have the full A mound to
the lotto win Many and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
No Funny, No Money is better for another week, and
we're going to start taking your calls right now, oh right,
hundred the hat So you can text four four eight
seven your early submission submissions for funny jokes. If you
make Many or myself laugh, we're going to sort you
out with fifty bucks to spend at Kima's.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Weare house and.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
We want them to be really good. And I know
we say that every week. Of course we want them
to be good, but I feel like we've led a
couple of rogue ones through lately. So we're after your
funniest joke. Funny.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay, you've been cackling in the corner because you reckon,
you've actually got a good job.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm sick guessing it now, and I think this is
the problem on right. Okay, gone, be it with me, Peage,
Are you with me?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm trying to be with you.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Okay. Why did the van load of Impressionist painters not
make it to the gallery on time? I don't know,
because they didn't have the money to buy de guess
to make them go.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
O god, this is quite good. It's kind of in
the elk of the jokes that I've just done. Okay,
what is a baby?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Computer? Cale is father? What data?

Speaker 10 (18:52):
Oh? That wasn't great.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I only seem to get suck on weekdays. I must
have a week in immune system. Oh god, what do
you call a fringeman wearing sandals?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
What Philip flop?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
The podcasts? No funny, No money.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's right, but it ain't funny. You ain't getting money
this week. We are putting our foot down.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
She is laying it down the law people.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh to the hairs, call us with your best gag,
your best stoke, and if you get a cackle out
of media myself, we will sort. You're out with fifty
bucks to spend at Kimus were House. All right, we
have got Lissel on the phone. Is it how you
say your name?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Right?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Lisa?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Liseell, happy Friday? How are you going good?

Speaker 11 (19:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Do you reckon? Lise?

Speaker 9 (19:51):
What?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
This rocket?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right? Lisel, give us your joke.

Speaker 11 (19:59):
Okay, okay, So a Russia, a bacon on a Friday
egg walk into a restaurant and the owner looks at
them and says, well, sorry, guys, we don't serve breakfast
in here.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh come on, guys, we told you Liz le harsh.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
We're being harsh.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's not that we don't like you.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's not I don't like the joke, but we just
have to sit at the standard.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
And that was good.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
It was a good joke. It was a good joke. Yeah,
that was a good way to start the Friday, sigmu Irika.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Lissa, thank you so much for joining us.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
You're well and welcome.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
This is just not a nature to be cold, I know. Okay.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
We wouldn't never survive as a judge on idols or
anything like that, would we?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh no, Meyla's twelve. This always makes it hard, all right, Meela,
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Hi, Hi, Hi, Can I just say they've been its
so far?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
History is anything to go by? The kids off the
beast jokes?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, Meyla, Happy Friday? What is your joke?

Speaker 11 (21:08):
How do you make a tissue dance?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
How do you make it tissue dance? You put a
little booby in? Come on, we got give us were
house well done?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I liked.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here has done? Alright, let's go look at me, Look
at me. That was cute.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, I'll give you that, all right, But still he's
got a Zara all right, hand Zara? What's your joke?

Speaker 12 (21:49):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Why does the wars go to the top with party?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Why go to the man? Hang on? I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I oh, I'm blushing.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Many and the podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
That remember recently Brian saying to me, and I know
he meant this is a lovely thing. He goes, don't worry.
You never have to worry about us breaking up because
I never even want to date again, because it's just
kind of nice, kind of nice, which sometimes i'm that's
all I can hopeful for from my husband's you know, yes,

(22:44):
kind of nice.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
He'll take it, you'll take it.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
But his point being dating is awful and harm and
I'm I have I've told you the story about the
time I went went out with the guy and then
he broke up with me and said, the reason why
is because I just didn't wow him, which.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Is so not you. Like I would say, you're quite wowbo,
You're not. You're not, You're not middle of the road.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
It's very that's very sweet, but it was stuck with
you fever well, I reckon. That breakup was in two
thousand and nine, so we're talking fifteen years ago, and
I still remember it vividly, vividly. But I was reading
this screenshot that someone posted online of a text conversation
between her and her best friend, and this woman was

(23:31):
telling her best friend about the fact that this guy
she'd been seeing called Eric had broken up with her
over text, and she shared with her best friend. The
screenshot of the text conversation as to why Eric had
broken up with her, And there are two reasons he gave,
and both of them are pretty ridiculous, he said, I've
been thinking a lot about us, and honestly, I'm done.

(23:53):
I'm just speaking my truth. But your independence is messing
with what we could have been. Like I've told you
that it would be mean a lot for me to
me if you let me order for you when we
go out, because it's in my DNA to take care
of you. But you immaculate me. I think he meant.

(24:15):
So that's reason number one. She won't let him order
dinner for her, which I just think would be so annoying.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I get some guys have that urge to protect, you know,
their lady, but also like, seriously, then let the.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Girl order, let her order. But then the second reason
is even more outrageous than the first, he said. And
I'm sorry to bring this up again, but I'm just
not over you choosing to go to Brianna's wedding when
you knew I wanted to take you to see Inside
Out too at the movie?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sorry? Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
The best friend? Right back? I am dying? Did he
just break up with you because he's sad he didn't
get to see Inside Out too. And I just read
that and it just made me cackle because I thought,
what an outrageous reason to give for breaking up with someone.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It looks like that guy's been trying to get out
of that relationship.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I read that as very genuine, like he I feel
like he really felt that.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
May and PJ the podcasts and we reliving old school trauma.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
When did you get broken out? And what was the
crazy reason they gave you the breakup?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
I was reading a very funny post on social media
from a woman who said that the guy she was
seeing broke up with her because she went to one
of her really good friend's weddings instead of going to
see Inside Out two with the movies with him.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I just loved, loved an animated movie. What can he say?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
He's a big Pixar fan page and can't blame him,
can't blame them.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
All right, and no one is joining us. I know
one hundred the hats. What was the reason someone gave
you for the breakup?

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Hey, guys, love you very much, love your work.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh, I'll play you after this?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
What was the reason?

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Well, I didn't get broken up with. I was actually
the one doing the breaking up. It was a girl
in high school that I dated and we went on
a date and she ordered a glass of Fanta orange
and as she was drinking it, the Panta made like
a little orange mustache ring on her face. And after
that date, I just couldn't take it anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I was broke up.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
I was like, I'm sorry, and she was like why
And I just can't try for me.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
That's what they call the X, isn't it. You got the.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Egg and all because of a fan to drink.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I love that is so good. I love joining us.
Were you the breaker wrapper out? Did you get broken
up with?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
No?

Speaker 7 (26:49):
I got broken up with but he is now my husband.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
But what did the buggers say to you? What was
this reason?

Speaker 7 (26:58):
It was really funny. It was there was two reasons.
The first one was he said, you don't make it
into my dreams like my family or friends, they like
just pop up, but you know that they're in the dreams,
but you're never there. And I was like, oh, And
he's like, and when before we try to walk side
by side, our hands don't fit, and I'm like, yeah,

(27:20):
they don't. Like we were quite young white teenagers.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
You know.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
When we got back together, we realized that if we
just stood slightly further apart and we walked side by side,
our hands.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Amazing, the shoulder of the shoulder amazing. I love this.
So the hands isn't fit and you didn't make it
into his subconscious.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Right there?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I beat you.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
We're Livelease go to Kirsey on a light hundred of
the hats. All right, you've got a bit of a
juicy breakup story.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
What haven?

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
I don't know if it's crazy or if it's gross,
but my husband broke up with me to have a
relationship with a stick my back.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Shut up? What was crazy or gross? Ways? Both?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (28:17):
Both?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
So? So this woman was was with your ex's dead? Yeah,
and he broke up with use that they could be together.
Are they stilling? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
The oh my gosh, Well, do you know what? I think?
You're dodged a bullet there.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
I love seeing people's reaction to it.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
It's a good story.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Similar shot the way I see it, I don't have
anything to be shamed.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
He does exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Mary J. May and PJ the podcast The Heads.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well, we've got there special guest on the show this afternoon.
They are the sound of Summer Lab and Joel from
lav is joining us this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Get ma going, guys, you go too well. We love
hanging out with you. Thank you for coming.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
Oh of course, man, no worries.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Look, Joel's just asked me off here if I still
have any puppies left to sell, and can I'm.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Walking into dangerous territory here, Joel, because she is desperate
to get rid of this day.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
No, honestly, he is the cutest little thing. We're so
close to keeping him ourselves. I'll give you a good deal.
He's friendly, he's charismatic. He would be the perfect addition
to your house.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
You're selling it to me. Okay, okay, let me talk
to my wife.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Not everyone is always come.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Back and say no, no, you were just dropping some
of the names of your dogs.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
A bit of a Harry Potter fame in your heart.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
A little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 13 (29:57):
We've got Dobby because when we go, when we got Dobs,
he he was the little runt of the litter and
was just sitting in the corner like cold, shivering. Allie
picked them up and he just looked at me. I
was like, we're taking that one, and his ears were
just huge. Well, we've got Dumbledore and Blue and and Hermione, Hermione.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
She's awaken, pushed these names.

Speaker 13 (30:26):
Who's the biggest she wants I get to choose the names, Joel.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We can talk animals all day.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
But very exciting news for you guys because alib have
just announced three dates for your twenty twenty five in
Zi Summer tour.

Speaker 13 (30:43):
Yes, yes, we're playing Topaul Faraday and New Plumbers at
the Bowl of Brooklyn.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
We're really, yeah, really looking forward to it.

Speaker 9 (30:51):
Man.

Speaker 10 (30:51):
It's we've got a cool lineup and yeah, it's just
gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
What's it like, especially over suwhere because he's PJ sid
so many of your songs really feel like so much
to New Zealanders. So when you're get that out and
about to these amazing spots, what's that like to perform?

Speaker 13 (31:06):
It's amazing, man, especially going to places like the ones
that we're going to do this year where it's it's
a bit out of the way going up the fun
today up to the far North where you know that
community don't don't get those kind of gigs.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
So it's yeah.

Speaker 10 (31:19):
Yeah, you can feel it in the crowd. You can
feel it, you know when you're playing, and it's like, man,
it means the world to these people and it's really special.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
So yeah, now your latest single that you guys released,
I think it was a few months back, give me
that feeling?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Many really talk to that.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
You love that one?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Man? I love I cannot tell you how much.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
He sort of has this group. He just sort of
gets into this jazz.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
It's something it took hold took hold of me. I
don't know what it was, but it's just it's such
a beautiful song.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Has that been Have you been told that there's been
a wedding song for many people.

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Yet something just you?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh Joey, that would be a good winning song on that.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
Are you married, Maddie? What's the deal?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I am married? But we could do we could.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
Do you know, you know who to call?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Oh my god, I would I would mount I would
actually mount Joe of course.

Speaker 10 (32:23):
Man.

Speaker 13 (32:23):
Actually, it's quite interesting that song was recorded in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Really, yeah, so that's been in the catalog for a while,
pulled out of the vault and we went.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Man, that's right.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
We should we should develop this idea.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
That yeah, in the vault, is it like a real
stripped back.

Speaker 13 (32:41):
Yeahs, it's like Harry Potter when the when Hegrid takes
a kid gets down into the thing and it's.

Speaker 10 (32:48):
Like vault number seven.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yes, just just like you.

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Just opened it up.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I was like, oh, well, thank you for pulling it
out of the vault because I love Yeah, it's just
such an amazing song.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, amazing. Well, look, joh, thank you so much for
coming in today. Our tickets for all three of those
lab shows are on sale from loop dot Co. Do Inez,
go get amongst bocking in for summer, get something to
look forward to, and Joel will catch up soon.

Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yes, and I'll let you know about your dog.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Pj'll be in touch, don't you want.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
My husband would love to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well, it'd be rude not to play Maddy's favorite lav as.
We celebrate the boys going on tour this summer. Turn
it up, specially you, Maddie. This is giving me that
feeling on the head.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Many and the podcast this week on Pj's a Hot Mess.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
We decided that we needed to get a proper at
trot to surmise all of the chaotic events that go
on in my life.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Well, this is a daily occurrence.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
So so when something happens to me this morning and
I was like, seriously.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Man, I was like, oh, edit to the episode.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You know what's going to happen though, We're going to
need to make up And Maddie's a hot mess because
I'm you're rubbing off on me, and I swear to god,
I'm getting more awkward and more hot messy the more
I hang out with you.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Hey, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, okay, So this morning I was doing some adulting
admind okay, and it came to my awareness that actually
we need to refix mortgage rate. So sorry, very adulting,
but we need to refix the mortgage rate.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Own.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I actually thought we had another year. No, I have
to decide quite quickly. So I screenshot is my home
sort of page on my bank and it had a
lot of personal details in it because I wanted to
screenshot this and send to the mortgage broker just to
double check you we can get the best rates and stuff.

(34:51):
So in the screen shot, it had how much we
still have to pay on the home loan, my bank
account number, the remaining term, the current interest rate we're
on and how much I'm paying my morkage every single week.
So I'd sent it off and I'd said, hey, Chris, Jana,
look just weren't getting back. It was super confused. I

(35:14):
just wanted to know what your thoughts are because it
then gives the potential rates. And so I'd screeched under
the sent it off in an email, and then I
get a reply, not from Christiana.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I called Chris, who.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Works for Classical Blacks, and he goes, hey, Polly, not me, mate,
Oh delete and pretend I never saw Oh no, I mean,
it could have been lots, but there's a lot of
personal details in there that I just sent off to
the DODO.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
So I've obviously like communicated with Chris in the past,
I don't know, some radio thing or whatever, and now
he just knows the ins and outs of my homeland.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
So it was modifying. Sorry, Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
He's not going to share that is I mean, well, look,
I mean it wasn't a naked photo.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
It could have been no, no, no no, but you
think about it from your perspectives, Oh my god, I
feel so exposed. If you were sitting at home and
someone from TV or the radio see you the mortgage
rate screenshot? Would you not rush home and tell someone
about it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
God, many, this is my anxiety for the weak here.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Now you're fine?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Why was he even in my contact list?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I don't even know who the guy is anyway, Chris,
please just a leader and don't tell anyone.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's our little sick.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Mady and PJ.

Speaker 12 (36:48):
Mady and PJ the podcast. That's the People's Poll, the
People's Poll. Everybody comes together, it's the People's Poll.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
It is time for the People's Poll.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Will we ask you question and we get your votes
in on the text machine four four eight seven. You
can also weigh in on our Instagram page, the Hits Drive.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
This was sparked by an article I read on the
Herald about a situation in Nelson, and I reckon this
will get people really riled up on maybe in both directions.
This woman was filmed as she attempted to reserve a
car parking space in a part in one of the

(37:30):
big parks in Nelson. There was a bunch of kids
rugby games going on, and parents, of course, were desperate
to try and find a park that they could go
and watch their kids play rugby, and this woman was
standing in one of the only speed car parking spaces,
obviously reserving the spot until her car arrived.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
What are your thoughts on this situation?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I mean I would never be bold enough to do it,
and if I saw someone do it, I would personally
be very very annoyed. But part of me goes, well,
if you're bold enough and brave enough to stand there,
I mean, no one's there's no rules necessarily are there
around standing in a car park? No?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Just bills?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Maybe if you're on a scooter technically are on wheels,
do you have more of a leg to stand on dere.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Okay maybe, But this mum who posted it on social
media said that she missed some of her son's game
because she was just desperately trying to find a park.
But then, of course, because it caused such a ruckus
in the car park, there were all of these other
cars backed up and that caused the bit of a
scene as well, so it was pretty chaotic there.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, okay, So the question for the people's fault today
is is it okay to stand in a car park
to reserve it without.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
A car just you on your feet.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I will say Ryan's mum used to make their make
her kids do this when they were.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Make your kids still.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Ryan said he never ever did it, but his brother
would happily get out and stand.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I'm pretty liberal and I'm pretty cheeky. The best times,
I think I'm gonna say no here, I'm gonna put down.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I think I land on no as well, and I
think it'll be the majority. But maybe some of you
feel like, actually this is fine.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ.

Speaker 12 (39:25):
The podcast, The Deep Pool's Poll, the pet Pool's Poll.
Everybody comes together, it's the pet Pools Pole.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
People are getting flowed off on the text machine.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
A woman and Nelson has sparked controversy after standing in
a car park to reserve it.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So the question is is this okay? Do you think
that you can stand in a car park and reserve
it without a vehicle. Look look at the text machine.
There's one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
No, you cannot.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Runner on.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Don't read it, don't read it around.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, don't read it to cheeky. Someone said one hundred
percent no, hick, no, no, that is just playing rude.
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
I will say twelve percent of people on our Instagram
poll said it's okay, but eighty eight percent, so an
overwhelming majority said no, you can't do it.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I'd say the younger audience slides through on Instagram, and
that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
It's telling, isn't it. The youth of today they think
they can get away with anything, Like I'm fifty years
I know, I know, I'm still in the youth.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Getting well.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
Just Just

Speaker 4 (40:37):
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