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August 29, 2024 • 38 mins
  • When has a kid broken something VERY expensive?
  • People's Poll: Do you leave your phone on silent all the time?
  • Are you A: Taxi Driver? Or not! Can Matty & PJ guess...
  • PJ is missing something really important of her husband's
  • Matty has a MASSIVE overreaction...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks to chimis Wee House the Real House of Fragrances.
Hello everyone, and welcome to the podcast. Many told me
something pretty.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I knew.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I knew you were going to bring this up.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Many told us like a little nugget of a very
vague fact about him, and I've just been been in
the afternoon trying to work it out.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
But that's all I concerned.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
No, no, you can say that. You can say the fact.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Can I say the fact?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
You can say the fact.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, the fact was we were talking about dating celebrities
and then Maddie talked about how he hooked up with
a celebrity and then he said he can't tell us
who it is. And so I've just been smen in
my afternoon and trying to work.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Out with it. And I sent you a text and
I guessed and you said it wasn't, But was I wright?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
No, No, no, it genuinely wasn't.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, Okay, okay, you know me.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
We're one and the same and that we cannot lie,
either of us.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Shit poke face.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So if you if you GISs, if you stumble upon it.
There's no way I'll be able to hide it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, we're spending time for the next twenty four eight
hours of maulbra and I'm just gonna feed you one
too many pinon noise.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I did say, you know, loose lips sink ships, and
they do, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Going to get it out of them over the next
couple of days. Just watch this space couple.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Couple.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Then I'm going to hold it over you a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Of Okay, so we're hanging out tomorrow Marlborough. I got
some cute dogs today for a little day.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I've got my speedos.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are they just playing speedos?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
They're actually they're branded.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
What do you mean like they say speed on that?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No? No, no, no, the branded for like an they's
there's a there's a gay rugby team in Auckland called
the Falcons, and I have a couple of friends who
play for the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And see you. We're in the Falcons.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
They gave me a pair of speedos. Randomly, do we like, are.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
We going to be out on a boat or are
we jumping off like a water?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I think we're on the boat jumping into the water.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh that's cool. When I've gone what have I done
in the sounds? I've gone biscuitting because our friends used
to have a batch there. I remember being dropped into
like a real pool of jellyfish. There was so much jellyfish.
But I don't know if we're in jellyfish season yet.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I have no what is jellyfish season?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Don't you say, what's a jellyfish?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Jellyfish season ends? It hang on just asking all the
big questions.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
They're more commonly seen in the warmest summer months during
food supply.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
They drift in.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, okay, well there we go, so we might be okay. Anyway,
keep that social the Hits drive with Mady and PJ, one.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Of us might be neude.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Look, because here's the thing. They came to us and said,
as part of this deafital Day fundraiser with A and Z,
we need you to come up with a plitch like
something you'll do if we raised one hundred thousand dollars
that we're trying to raise, right, and I literally.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Willie Nelly said, we'll do a no dirt Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, mostly because they said, oh the boys are hurdaky,
are doing some naked thing. Yeah, the guys from Zidim
are doing some nude like photo shoot and so we're like, oh,
I guess we have we just so we said nude.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Swim and then for some reason they came back and
they were.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Like, we don't We don't want those two naked.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Do you think it's because we're older than the other stations.
I don't want nod old bodies.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
We don't want those saggy asses on.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey we still got it going on. We still got it.
We've got it going on.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
So here's my here's my thing, because there is something
kind of liberating about about a little.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Put out.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. But but because we're doing this, because we're there
with like ais, yeah, a crow, that's I mean, I
don't imagine if we feel uncomfortable. I've just met Jim
the Captain and here I am with my sorry, I'm
just going.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
To take these speed eyes off. It's for content. He'll
be like, can you please get off my boat now?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Never come back.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So I feel like before I make any pledge about nudity,
you need to assess the situation.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Fair cool, fair cool? All right, Well, lot fun show
coming up.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
We talked about things that expensive things that kids broke,
I'm missing a really important event this weekend and the
guilt is quickly mounting.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Ah, and are you and your partner in unlikely match?
There's a celebrity that's dating enormy for me, and so
we wanted to know, like you and your partner just
wildly different. And there were some good calls on that
as well, really good calls.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
So all of that coming up in the podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Enjoy my dear friends, and let us know what you
think of this episode by sending us a little DM
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Hits Drive with Meddi and PJ.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Maddi and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Called a friend out before doing something that I regularly
have found myself in this possession.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
All right, so you've done the thing that was done
to you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
So I got this random message pop up on my
Facebook messenger from a good friend of mine. Oh, I
haven't talked to you on a long time, and we
haven't chatted on Facebook in a long time. And she
was clearly replying to a message like it wasn't the
first time. You know, she wasn't just starting this conversation.
She was replying to something that we talked about previously. However,

(05:51):
the last time we spoke was like March right, right,
and so she was finally getting around to replying.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Did she pass it off as if did she was
there even a I'm so sorry for the delay in
getting bit to you. Or did she just reply as
if you'd literally just message her?

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, I think I think the last message I'd seen
I was acknowledging how bad I am at replying, and
so she just replied, say, girl, I'm just as bad,
ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And then I knew as soon as I got there
that she would be messaging me for a question, and
she had caught herself out in the moment.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
God, yes, Jenna, I over replied, I'm now gonna overcompensate
with a massive message like hey, how's it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Going, blah blah blah blah blah. Hey look, I just
wanted to ask you this thing.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
We have all been guilty of doing that. I'm sure
it happens to me regally, because famously I'm terrible at
replying to people, and so I will go into message
someone about something and then realize that they asked me
about five different questions in a previous message, and so
then I have to do the whole. Yeah, right, for
the good. He's busy with work. Otus is going, wow,

(07:03):
thanks for asking, loving the new job. Yeah yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And then because then you go, do I have to
start a normal conversation with them? Can I dive straight?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
It seems too rude if you dive unto the phone.
You want to know because you've got to ask answer
the questions that they had.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Previously asked, and then you can. It's a long written
role of a process, I know.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
But the issue is you have to be really careful
that you don't then get stuck into another loop where
you don't reply to a misser.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So the listen today is be prompt with reply.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Just get it done, Just get it done, Just get
it done, and life is easier that way.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Maddy and PJ.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Mady and Pj the podcast. Is Charlie quite boisterous? Your
son your two year old?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
And I say that in the biggest capital letters possible,
like he is a strong, boisterous, strong world busy boy
runs a mark, runs a mark and he's only just
into toe and I know that the hardest years are
a head.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Does it make you quite terrified.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Whenever you go anywhere, like even just simply go into
like a cafe or something, you go, oh my god,
I don't know what he's going to do.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oh one hundred percent. In fact, the other day, oh god,
admission on the air. Let's all just come clean. We
went to the neighbor's house because they it's sort of
like a holiday home and they only come on the
weekends and they always say, just pop over, use the
train whenever you want, and so.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We often go over.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And he started getting into the garden and they've got
these like they're like gnomes, but dog figurines with these
little hats on them, these dogs with hats. Anyway, Charlie
started packing them up and I was like, Charlie, chill.
He put it down, and then he started throwing to
the garden bed and one of the dog's heads came off,

(09:04):
and so I need to like place it strategically back on.
And then the guilt ate me up and I messaged
my next one Abrah. I was like, I'm so sorry,
but Charlie broke the dog. I mean, to be fair,
it could have been it could have been a lot worse.
But you feel so awful in the moment.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Can I make you feel better about that situation?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Please do.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
A mum in Israel has taken her five year old
to a museum, the Hecht Museum in Israel. That's risky,
very although you'd like to think that most of the
really like big artifacts are kind of behind glass or protected. Right,

(09:45):
there is a big urn, like a big pot, dated
between eleven thirty and fifteen hundred BC. So she old,
she real old, she's special. It was an archaeological find
discovered on a dig and has been in the museum

(10:06):
for thirty five years.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh my god, no, I'm feeling like secondhand anxiety from
this already.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
The boy broke the three thousand, five hundred year old
jar at the museum. Anything worse, the mum, rather than
sticking around, went we out.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Did she just dish?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Did she go instead? Oh my god, I understand. But
also ah ah, that is horrifying.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
So the museum described the jar as a rare and
impressive find, as most others of that period were found
broken or incomplete. It predates the days of David and
King Solomon, which is typical of the region, and was
intended for storing and transporting local consumption. So it's got
some pretty massive historical significance.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Do they get coverage an insurance there or do they
have quite a hefty fee to pay back?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Well, I mean the owner of the museum or the
manager of the museum has come out and said, look,
we get it. We actually don't hold anything against this boy,
and have actually said please come back and visit the
museum so that we can so they.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Can catch you, come back so we can break you down.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
We promise we won't do anything. Honestly, it's only three
and a half thousand years. We don't care.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
So bad, so bad, but you know what has happened,
and I reckon we open the phones up this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh hundred the hats.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
When did a kid break something expensive or important, monumental.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Whatever it was. Maybe it was your cad. Maybe you
were looking after your niece. What did the cad break?
Give us a call? Eight hundred the hits. I'm sure
we're not alone.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
The podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
What expensive thing did the kid break? Maybe it was yours.
Maybe you're looking after a kid at the time. I
ate one hundred the hats. This comes after his story
out of Israel, where a child went to a museum
and broke at three thousand and five hundred year old ern.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's pretty old, and I would imagine kind of priceless,
Like it's not that you can just.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Duck to the shops and replace it.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh my god, the anxiety I feel like.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I was just saying the other day my son went
next door and broke one of the garden ornaments neighs pass.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
And that was stressful enough. I don't know how I
would handle. I think i'd do what the woman did
it just flun run as quit as possible.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh under the hats to join the show, James, what
was the damage that the child did?

Speaker 6 (12:50):
When my son was born, I collected seashells from a
special beach and I've kept them with me over sixty years.
And he now has two grandchildren children, two little girls.
They're four and six, and they came down to visit
and the chair of seashells was in the lounge and
then they sat down and started crumbling these seashells with

(13:13):
their little hands. Their mother went totally apes. You know,
that's a special and I just said to her keep
quiet and only seashells grandchildren.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
So you never said anything, James.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
I'd say grandchildren now last.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Years of collection. That hurt atleas got to Margaret, what
was the damage?

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Yes, when my son was four, he was we at
a restaurant and he knocked over a very large it
was like a whiskey jars and on top of a
restaurant counter that was full of coins. The whole thing
smashed and coins everywhere.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh my god, were you guys on the floor like
all collecting after it. They're quite dangerous with all the glasses.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yes, yes, that was quite good about it, but yes
it was. It was like you're you're mortified as yet appearance.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, yes, that's quite a that's quite a noisy break
as well, because you don't you've not only have you
got the mess of jar, you've also got the coins
going everywhere. So everyone's yeah, everyone's turning and looking at you, Margaret.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Could be kind of good luck. Maybe coins just dropping
everywhere if.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
You want to see it that way, see that way, just.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Trying to see the civil arning honest, I feel like
this is a lens into my future of what to
expect with my son. All right, let's go to Shan
Lee on the phone. Hello, Hi, Hi, what was the
damage of the cat dad.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
So we're at the supermarket, and you know, the good
old days, I used to step up wine boxes and
wine bottles into big old pyramids and the supermarkets. Class
he took a trolley straight through the corner of it,
wine bo going everywhere, fucking hilarious, all the bottles smashing
and making all that noise.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
And so what are you doing that moment? Do you
offer to get a mop or do you just say
I'm so sorry, I'll get myself.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Out of.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Grab a mop?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Not much.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
You're just kind of amazement, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Never ever returned to the supermarket again.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Many in PJ podcast that the People's Poll, the.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
People's Pole, everybody comes together.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's the People's Poll, and it is that time of
the day where we ask a simple question to you
and you can weigh in on the text machine by
texting to four for a semen. Oh, I had us
up on our Instagram page that stripe. I wasn't about
to say an old radio SA work for just was I?

Speaker 7 (15:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
It was literally not that okay.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So this is inspired by something that happened last night.
I some really good friends of ours, their middle child
was in the speech competition finals at his primary school. Yes,
and they live not far from us to write, and
I said, we'll go along and watch. And it was
last night.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's such a wholesome thing today, very wholesome.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
It was so sweet. The kids were actually so great
as well. So great. But of course before we started,
the teacher said, now just reminder of everyone, make sure
your phones are off. Were on silent, and I thought
to myself, I don't even need to worry about this
because my phone is always on silent, Like I never
have my phone switched on to loud, so you'll never

(16:43):
hear it ring, you'll never hear the text notification go off.
And despite the warning in the middle of the speech,
literally the speech that our friend's son was doing, someone's
phone went off.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
There's always someone as a man, and I thought.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
This would be so easily solved if you had just
turned your phone onto silent.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
So I think I used to be a silenter but
I actually think I have my phone on loud, because
I do. I still have the thing when a message
we hear my phone is obnoxiously loud with its ring tone.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't know if I've switched that up since.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Moving really because it's a real farmer thing to have
the loudest ringtone possible. And so I don't know, I
don't know if I've always had it loud, but I'm
definitely going team loud.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I'm going team silent. So this is our question today.
Do you, for the most part, have your phone switched
to silent or on loud?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I reckon it's going to be majority loud.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I think you might be right.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I think you yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Okay, well let's see.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Now you can text through your vote saying loud or
silent to four four eight seven.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Many the podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
That the People's Poll, the People's Pole.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Everybody comes in, there's the People's Pole.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I see.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
It's one of my favorite songs of all time, A
blast that whole song of my is. Okay, it is
time for the People's Poll, and this is one of
the biggest reception reception. Yep, they've had a lot of
people's poul i'ld say.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And it was a simple and maybe it was just
a simple question. We just asked you, do you have
your phone on silent or on loud for the most part,
I reckon. The majority of people on the tex machine
have said silent. Someone said, I'm team silent. It's convenient
for the most part, until I lose it somewhere in
the house. Then it can become a bit of a problem.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, my husband has this because he's got an android.
He's got the obnoxious matches up with his watch because
he's got like a garment watch.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
And then it goes.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Sounds like, I don't know, like a lightsaber or something.
So he's always trying to put that butter on. But
a lot of people are saying silent. It's a generational thing.
I think the young people tend to go silence, and
the slightly mature people of our society go louder.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Someone said I have mine on loud. I think it's
apparent thing because kids are so noisy and you need
to be able to hear your phone.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
There's a good point.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Someone said, I found in a work situation and office
then mostly on silent. When in relationships, silent means oh,
you're hiding something.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Okay, I've done an I've done.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
If you got to hide nothing, I've done the calculations
and it is a close one. Fifty five percent of
people who have said silent forty five say loud, oh that.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Is very close.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Thank you so much for all your texts and don't forget.
You can always suggest another topic for tomorrow's People's Public.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Maddy and PJ. Medi and PJ the podcast The Heads
Are You?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Can you hang out with Medi and PJ.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Every Thursday we play are You a It's a stereotyping
occupation game where we get you to call up convince
us you're a.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Certain occupation and we have to work out if you're
lying or not.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
This week we want to hear from taxi drivers or
foe taxi drivers.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
People have become very good at lying to us because
basically the game involves you convincing us that you do.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
This thing for a job, and some people are very
very good.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Not this week, though, I reckon, We've got that. Denise.
Denise is at first gay Denise.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Hello, you're a taxi driver, Denise? Are you on the
job in the job right now? You're in the car, obviously.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
You're on the job.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Have you auld get a passenger in the car right now?
Or are you are you heading to pick up a passenger?

Speaker 7 (20:40):
I'm just hitting out to pick up a passenger.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
We're going to the airport, going to the airport.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, of.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Course he's got the airport where it goes. It's just
absolute typical answer you'd think.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Denise, how long have you been the taxi driver.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
For change career?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I've been doing for about five years.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Now you cool?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Cool, Okay, today's I don't reckon? You're a taxi driver,
are you?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
That was the airport.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It gave you a life.

Speaker 10 (21:18):
I am actually going to the airport.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Driver. Well done, alright, let's go on.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, good start, good start from us. It's got a
Nathan one hundred heats.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
You're a taxi driver, mate, I am, yes, indeed. Okay,
all right Nathan, what car do you drive on.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
The job currently?

Speaker 8 (21:48):
I'm situated on tour to Camry.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
All right, okay, we asked, We were just we were
just wanting him to say PRIs yeah, because then we
would have gone for the taxi driver.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
But what's the main small talk question you get asked?
Like when people get in the in the texti, what
do they ask you the most?

Speaker 8 (22:11):
It's definitely have you had a busy day?

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yes, yeah, that is true.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
Morning and people ask have you had a busy morning.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I think I reckon, he's a text driver, and I
reckon a camry is probably pretty Colosi.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, Nathan, I reckon, you're a taxi driver, are you?

Speaker 8 (22:27):
I definitely am.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
This is our week, this is our week.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Just settled down, settle down and focus.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Have you noticed how cool come and collected?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I say right.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's the text that we've got to continue with. Andrea
is joining us on are you are now, Andrew? You're
a taxi driver as well?

Speaker 11 (22:47):
Yea, and I love my job, she said.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
She sounds like a real sweet texti driver.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
They are oftener, Andrea, here's a Christian for you. What
has been your longest trip on the job?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Oh yes, good question.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Oh yeah, well I live in Hawks say so, I
would have been to White Pack.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
How far away is there? How many k's are we talking?

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Crikey? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Maybe sorry, sorry, Andrea, just.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I'm making small talk.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I feel like a taxi drivel roughly neither case. That's
the language.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I think.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Well, sometimes.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I'm not buying what you're selling. I don't reckon you're
a taxi driver?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
Are you? You're so confident as well? Well done, Andrea,
I think after Andrea, Oh my god, I will.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Turn it up.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Make sure you commit the passengers next time someone comes
in the car.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
And Andrea, we're susceptible to sweet talk. So walk you
out of the hell. Pizza about you as well?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
All right?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Are you drive safe out there on the roads.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Eh, yeah, we'll go.

Speaker 10 (24:24):
Thanks a lot, guy, you are makes.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Next Thursday, many and many and.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
The podcast that I feel so terrible midy, so my
huss hussy, hussy, I'm never huzzy blee. I still feel weird,
say husband, I'm sorry. I just don't look grown up
enough to say it. I don't think I even well anyway.
The old Hussy has spoken for a very long time

(24:57):
about how when he hits fifty games of rugby for
the local rugby team, he will quit or at.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Least, you know, he's good to go hang out the boots.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
The pressure is off. Like whether he actually quits immediately,
who knows.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
But you know, that's quite a lot of that's a
lot of games, right it is.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
It is for the local wounded up a bush team
shut out, and so it's been a you know, it's
been a big goal of us for a long time
to reach that Markstone.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
What do you think is happening next weekend?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Oh no, oh no, we're out of town.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So we are getting to Marlborough tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
We're going to be broadcasting live from spates Ol House
three o'clock to seven.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You can come down and say hi. I thought I
was going to be home.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I thought the flights had aligned so that I would
be back in Marsterden by the time the game starts,
or at least by like halftime.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
The game starts at two thirty.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh you won't. You ain't making it.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I'm sure to get So.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is like the moment of his rugby career, like
I can't I can't stress it anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And he is talking about it.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
For so long, and he's like, oh my god, I
can't wait for you and Charlie on the sideline, our
little two year old.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I can't wait to get a photo.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I had to break the news to him, you said.
I was like, hey, I don't think I'm going to
get there, because don't.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
They even like I've seen a few rugby games from
time to time, or here we go, this would be good. No,
We're like, if it's an important game, you know, like
Sewan Johnson just like it played his last game at
Mount Smart.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh he's not Sean Johnson.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
No, no, no, but nobody's white as Sean Johnson's partner
walked out with him and the kids walked out.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
An't going to be like who get like a care.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
It was some kind of like special bit of clothing.
I don't think they're going to make some big thing
and I don't think so. God, I hope not, because
then I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Going to feel really yeah, i'd check that.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
But it did get me thinking, make me feel better
on the text machine for what eight seven? What was
the really important event that you missed? Maybe it was
a rugby game, it was an important wedding, a birthday
and anniversary. I mean, I'm sure this isn't that bad
in the ground scheme thinks I'm.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Gonna make it up.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I mean, it's father say the next day, So I
think I just bring my a game to Father's Day.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
You're going to have to because fifty games page and
you're not going to be there.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh my god, and the worst many in the podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's changed the subject. I want to talk music now.
So Lana del Rey is a well known artist from
the States. You may know her for songs such as this.
I'm an established artist for quite some time now. I'd

(28:02):
say she's in the more alternative realm. She does have
indie yeah, yeah, indeed, bit of old, but she's got
a massive fan base. She's worked with Taylor Swift and
they featured on a song together. But fans have been
going wild as they reckon. They've uncovered her latest love interest,
and that is Louisiana Bourne. Alligated tour guide Jeremy Dufrene.

(28:30):
Apparently they were spotted at like a concert to get
a holding hands and they mess for the first time
back in twenty nineteen when I think she went on one.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Of his bond tours.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I love but the photos of him, he.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Looks just like your average joe. He's got us, he's
got a black tea or the cap. He just looks
like your average American joe who's into a bit of
hunting and a bit of fishing. And like, honestly, you
would not pick him to be with someone of the
status of Lanta del.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Ray is wild.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
It must be so crazy to be just a regular
guy dating someone of that level of fame.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I love it, though I rate it, and I think
got on her for just going for obviously someone who's
just gone a good, down to earth personality doesn't care
about the fame like I think it's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
It must be hard, though, to be like an average
Joe dating someone who's so in the public. I know
you've spoken about how hard it is to be so
famous as you are and date people in the past.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I find outing a little bit up close. I don't
know if people are talking to me because they're on
the radio, or like just so they can tell you.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Mate, it's so you have not just dig up audio
from when I was on first day, when I was
like twenty seven, had.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Deer because you understand what Lana's going through, Like, it's
hard being so famous, and I'm wondering of people with.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
You just for the or I can't believe you just
brought that up.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I thought we could open the phone this afternoon. I
you in an unlikely unlikely partnership. Are you and your
partner a super unlikely match? But you just work like
you couldn't be more opposite from each other.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
They say opposites attract for a reason, though, don't they Yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Llana da Ray, super pop star going out with this
alligated tour guy who is just your average Joe.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I mean, in all seriousness, like you and your You
and your now husband are very like have lived very
different lives.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
In the past.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh and he was not my type when I met
him either, Like I was always into like skinny, geeky
guys who were a little bit nerdy. He came along farmer,
could not have been further from like my previous type.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
But it works.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
So are you in an unlikely partnership? Are you and
your partner super different but opposites to try and it works?
Oh Waite hundred of hats? You can text sport for
a seven.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
And we're asking the question on oh Waite hundred the hats?
Are you and your partner in an unlikely match? You
know on paper where people think this is a strange combination.
We've just been talking about Lana del Ray, the well
known singer out of the US, who is allegedly dating
an alligated tour guide and it just looks like your
average Joe American, which I think is amazing.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
She looks quite so much to my husband a little
bit with a bit more facial here.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Well, we're both kind of in opposite subtract marriages. My husband,
when we first met, I was in an inner city
apartment with no car, and he lived on a farm
riding horses, and I had to catch the train to
go and meet him, meet up with him.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
It never car country boy.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I also ended up with a bit of a country boy,
and I was your typical alternative where we're yoga, green
juice drinking in a city girl and now I'm rough
and ready even lamb ros. We love men, all right,
the hats at least go to New Plumouth. Catherine's joining us.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Why are you in an unlikely partnership?

Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'm definitely in an unlikely partnership due to the fact
my husband loves fishing and I'm more of an introvert.
So I like the op shopping side of things.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That can work.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Though that can work, because do you know what I
find that you actually start liking their hobbies after a
while or is that just mate?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Is that true?

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Catherine years together and I did like it for the
first two years. I was smiling in every photo, But
now I don't think you'll catch me out there with
a rod.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
That's classic, right, That's that's that the start of relationship sweetness,
where you love me, I love everything they do.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
And then all of a sudden reality sets you. You go,
I'm not bloody going the smell of fish our first.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
Year winning anniversary this year, so I might have to
put the effident and go white beating.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
And then you can go for a little lop shop
after take him a love for a little special trip.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
All's got a test on t.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, why are you in an unlikely partnership?

Speaker 11 (33:21):
Well, my husband's a panel beater. He's a true trade
of all characteristics. You know, swear, drinks a lot, you know,
rough and ready.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
And I was brought up.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
Very proper, teaching drama Catholic school and I'm a school teacher.
So he has really enlightened me.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
What is your horizons, so to speak?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Have you found that your vocabulary has got a little
looser over the time?

Speaker 11 (33:55):
Absolutely? Infect Our daughter just asked us quietly the other
day we could try wear again?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Hey, we'll test there you go. You're a true testament
to opposite the attraction for sure.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Mary and Mary and the podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
So last night, my husband Ryan and I went along
I mentioned this earlier in the show, to go on
watch our friend's son compete in his school's speech finals.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
So wholesome, wholesome.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
It was really awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
The kids were all so good. But I watched one
of them who I thought was very good, and I
thought was maybe gone to place, you know, get a
placing right, and they didn't place. And I was watching
them and afterwards you could just see on their face
like they were not happy. Yeah, they did. They left

(35:00):
and started crying and I said, to run, that would
have absolutely been me. I would have lost my brag.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well you got it speech, it's speech.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
It was quite good. Yeah, I took it really seriously
as well.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And let me getz debate. Were you on the debate
on the debate team?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I was, anyway, I digree.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
So after after we'd gone and watched our friend's son compete,
we were hitting home. But it was later later on
at night, and you know what happens late at night
when we're hitting home, you're hungry, hungry, so it's either
takeaways or it's a sweet tree. And we'd already organized dinner,
so dinner was sorted, so it wasn't takeaways, but we
thought we could do ice cream. And Ryan said, do

(35:38):
you remember I got that ice cream the other day?
And I said I do, I remember it perfectly. He said,
that's what I want tonight, and so I said, say
no more. I've got it, babe. I didn't don't so
I've never called him babe in my life, but I said,
I've got it. I feel like he hates he hates it.
So anyway, I swung past the petrol station, I grabbed

(35:59):
myself and I cream and I grabbed him this ice
cream that he wanted. And I got home and he went,
that's not it. That's not the ice cream, and I
lost my shit. I got so mad at myself and
I was like, I was so angry, and I found

(36:21):
myself just losing my mind over this really simple thing.
And I was like, I was like, I knew i'd
get it wrong. I always screw everything up. And I
said I'm going back immediately, and he was like, do not.
Don't you dare go back? And I was like, no,
going back. I don't want you to eat this ice
cream you're gonna hate. He was like, I'm not gonna
hate this ice cream like it's ice cream. It's fine,

(36:44):
And I just I had to stop, and I was like,
what am I doing? Why am I so angry at
the stupid mistake that I've made?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Confuse is short and what?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
But here's my question? Because he said, I I'm going back.
I'm going to go back and win to swap it
for the one that you wanted. And he said, you're
being stupid. So my question to you is is it
stupid to go and go back and return something if
you've got the wrong thing?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Was it was that crazy of me?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I sit in there going, I don't know, Maybe I
am being crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Maybe I should just let it go.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I mean, you could have just let it go perfectionist
and a people pleaser.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Situation.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
My question is, why didn't I tell you until you
got home that he got that you got the wrong
ice cream?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
No, because we're in separate cars.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh oh that was bugging me that whole time. Okay,
that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, you're probably a little crazy wanting to go back.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Help me, honest, just let the ice cream go. Let
the ice cream go.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
You Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
It was a little sit down, a little talk.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Mary and PJ Mady and PJ. The podcast The Hits

Speaker 3 (38:08):
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