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August 30, 2024 • 42 mins
  • Matty and PJ are live from Marlborough!
  • People's Poll: How often do you do your washing?
  • No Funny No Money returned for Friday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hats drive with May and PJ. Thanks to Chimis
were House the real House of Fragrances And hello everyone,
coming to your live from the beautiful Malborough this afternoon.
We are parked up at a pretty cozy little table
at spates Alehouse here and Blinter tell you what I
feel like.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I mean, we're lucky because we were here earlier than
the after work rush, so I think we've got like
cream of the crop table.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Apparently she's going to get packed lay.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I see a lot of reserve signs out here. But
we would love for you to come down and hang
out with us. So if you were in Blenheim, come
down to the spates Ole House and have.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Some fun with this.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And we confirmed the bar tend you know what well well,
because we've been in trouble for loosely saying that we've
got a little tear running.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, the bosses never said we don't have a tear,
but they didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Say we do. I think if we do, we have
to pick it up and then there's no tap. Do
you know what's already started? Let really just going on
tour today and Mattie's fans have congregations in the in
the whole way here at the park. The guy comes
up and he goes, Mattie, can I get your autograph place?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And this is this is not not the old school
signing of a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It was like you were writing a novel and what
to do? So what did you write?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I said?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So fair? Oh my god, hey been don't give up
on your dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Simple.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I just went for a thanks for listening to their
and then I signed mynyway.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
If you'd like to come and get an autograph where
it spades our house and Blina.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You had you had a fan tune up to the
airport this morning, don't you do?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Not bring it up?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
So PJ arrived at the airport this morning. Was a
fan and it was not a fan that was coming
to pick her up.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That was one of our stars. And I thought that
such a dick. Anyway, very exciting news this morning this
was announced Brian Adams.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
So happy it hurts World Tour.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's right, Brian Adams is going to be here in
Insia and playing two shows next February, christ Church and Auckland.
You can get all your tickets from Frontier Touring dot com.
Our general sale tickets kick off Wednesday, September fourth, which
is just next week. We thought let's kick the show
off by giving away a double and we got Angela

(02:33):
from Hawks Bay. Hello, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Are you really good at your big Brian Adams fan?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Angela? Oh? How good would that show be?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
But awkward? Have you seen Brian before? Angela?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Heaven?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, well let's get you there then, shall we.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, double pass, double pass, coming away, Angela, have a
great week. Thank you. And actually Brian Adams was the
artist that we're missing today for our twenty K bounty.
So you know the drill. If you hear a Brian
Adams song, it give us a call. Oh eighte hundred
the Hits to go on the drawer for today's one
thousand dollars bountyng.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
On, what is this? Hang on? Is this Brian Adams?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You're on the Hurts, the Heads, Medi and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Smith on the Heads nineteen past three with Meddi and PJ.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
The Heads twenty thousand dollars bounty.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right, our twenty K bounty is on every day,
well every weekday on the Hits. Make sure you tune
into Bricky every morning at eight o'clock to find out
which artist has gone missing and when you hear that
artists play, give us a called oh eight hundred the
hits now today very timely with the announcement this morning
that he's coming to New Zealand. In February, Brian Adams
was the missing artist and we had him played just

(03:59):
before Smith. So let's check someone in the drawer for
today's boundary.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jeff from Hawks Bays called up, Hi, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Here are you really good?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Jim?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
We love it, enthousie and yeah heavy bloody Friday.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I got a G and T in my hand as well, Jeeves.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So hey, Jeff, what would you do if you want
to grand the avvy?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
I want to put it towards me trip over to Australia.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh where are you going to go to Melbourne?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Beautiful? Okay, Well, Jeff, make sure you've got your phone
beside you because we could be calling you later on
in the show to let you know you won a
grand Good luck, bloody, marvelous, Thank you very.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Much, You're welcome. You have a good Friday evening.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
My friend mate, I will like.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Need more jeffs than he's put me in.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Such a good news for this afternoon, but we will
be calling that winner the one thousand dollar bounty a
little bit later on in the show, but before the impage.
We had a conversation you and I on the show
a little bit earlier on this week, and you slipped
something past the goalposts that didn't go unnoticed.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It was a little slip of the.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Tongue when it came to a word that you thought
you were pronouncing correctly.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Have listened to this and producing.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sirahs in after the weekend. What were your peaks and truffs?
Highs and Sarah truffs?

Speaker 6 (05:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, did I say that with trough having a truck
the other It was funny for me though, good good recovery.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Great recovery, except you are how old?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm thirty four on thirty.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Four and you have thought all of this time it's
peaks and truffs.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, but it's one of those weirds you don't say much.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, but you live on a farm, mate.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh, it's a water truf, isn't it. I was trying to.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Trot.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's a word I say so infrequently that it really
doesn't hold much significance. And I just love truffle oil.
So you know, that's where my brain.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Goes, That's where it came from.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, yeah, Well it got me thinking, because you can't
be alone, there must be people out there that are
late into the piece, late in life. Realized, oh my god,
I've been saying that word wrong my whole life.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
We've actually got some texts already because we asked for
this earlier four four eight seven to join the show.
Someone said, my daughter says squirrel like squirrel e s
k w I r al instead of squirrel. Porcupine said
it like porky pine until I was at least twenty
two not realizing it's pine. And another one vanilla folder.
They thought it was a vanilla folder, not a manila.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I had a friend who thought they were called pup
pukickos the birds or puki coikos.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay I Waite hundred has to join the show, or
you can text four for eight seven. What word were
you pronouncing wrong for an incredibly long time? We get
you on the air. We've got some help, Pizza of
outches to give away our favorite ones. We'll look out
with some pizza and.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
The heads Madi and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Live from spaces Alhause and lend them this afternoon because
coming up next week on the show from at three o'clock,
we'll have details on how you can win an epic
trip to Marlborough. We've been collating sounds of Marlborough and honestly,
the trip that we've curated is so effect.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh, you are going to want to win this trip
for sure. But before then, we have been talking this
afternoon about a little mistake my good friend PJ made
on the show the other day where she thought.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's actually not an isolated answer.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
She thought the word trough was pronounced truff, which is.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
The right way. And after the weekend, what were your
peaks and Truff's highs and no, Sarah Truff's.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
So that was the other day and it got us
thinking there must be other people out there who have
had very similar instances of mispronouncing a word for a
very long time, longer than you probably should have been
doing it for.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well, look, the phones have been running hot on this topic,
which makes me feel better about myself. So I had
hand he's got a Bridget first up on the phone. Bridget,
was this you that was saying the word wrong? Yeah?
It was okay? When did you realize you were saying
it wrong. And what was the word.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
My partner actually picked it up just recently and I'm like,
forty out.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Okay, Hey, We're all in this together. No shame.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Bridget was the word bridge?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
The word was surloin steak, So I thought it was
sterloin because.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, I get that. I reckon. I thought the same thing.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Had a T in it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Do you know what it's because of a t bone steak?
You got confused and you lost the t sterloin. Hay, Bridget,
thanks so much? Do you call Ali's move on to
mail next on Waite hundred the hats hig? Now, Hi,
how are you going? Yeah? Not too bad? What was
the words that you were most pronouncing?

Speaker 8 (09:13):
So the word was mortgage.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I was little playing when I was with my family,
we called it mortgage.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's how it spelled. Though, your fault.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Fifteen years later, when I actually bought a house, corrected me.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
You can get away with it when you're paying Novelly,
but not when you're.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
When you're paying a very heaty deposit for a.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Home mortgage mortgage.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
And I was like, wait what And I was like,
you mean mortgage, just like no mortgage.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I look life. We all live and we learn it
doesn't doesn't matter what age, so.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
Much mortgage.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
A Leica's got to Joeline one hundred hats Hi, Joline,
What was the word you were saying? Wrong?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Hi, dear, It wasn't me. It was my mum. And
it was about when New Zealand was really embracing international
cuisine and we were trying mixed food for the first
time and mum was on the hunt for gelatino peppers.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
That is such a mom thing today and it'll get
you and it'll get your.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Old gelapino please a huge.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Now here's the question. Does your mum still pronounce it
that way? Arline?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Oh no, we've gotten past.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, let's take one more on the phones. All
come on, let's wrap it up with you. What were
you wrong?

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Hi guys?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I were you very well?

Speaker 8 (10:47):
Fortunately it's not me. I'm thirty two, so I do
no bitter, but my fresh little two year old it's
still learning, So pleasure we put you know. She points
the clock and she says, Jeddy, what the time on
the cock? Now this is then also a watch, so
we're in public and outstay daddy cock.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Mummy, no, no aboard the situation. Get out of the Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
It's a very quick distraction and unfortunately we've got time
to correct that error. But oh, give us a good giggle.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's gob hey smm. We've got to help. It's about
you coming away. Thank you so much for.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Thank you so much. Enjoy your Friday.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
The Heads the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And of course today is Deafitil Day A and Z
and is helping the Cancer Society to make every Deafitil
count the staffed all day. If you haven't already texted
a donation and you'd like to check in a bit
of money, you can text the word support to chooser
or six to make an instant three dollars donation, or
if you're able to donate more, you can get the
link by texting donate to two four four two.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Now my wonderful brother Ritchie Rob.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh my god, I just said that for the second time.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
And who's this richie guy.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
He gives big rich energy. Yeah, he's a rich or
a rob. He's got a strong arm.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Well let's go with Robs. He's a great guy. But
he's an eternal bachelor.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
No, but he found love.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
He was an eternal bachelor until very recently when he
managed to find Alas.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
From across the other side of the world.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
She's a duchy.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Of course it had to be difficult. Of course, he
likes a challenge.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, And so my sister recently went over to visit him,
and she was ready to walk in and say to him,
what are you doing mate? This is you're wanting to
settle down, you're wanting to start a family and all
the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
What are you doing with this woman from from the Netherlands,
you know sort of it. And then she got over
there and she came back.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
And she said, we love her, really love her for
the long holding Ricket.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
My sister seems to think so.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
And things are obviously going very well because guess what
happened to Rob today.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
They said I love you.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, well, I don't know about that, but he did it,
added to her family chat.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's intense.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Now they have been seeing each other for no more
than two months, and one of those months they were
doing long distance.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Has he met her family?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
He has not met her family?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, because this happened early on in your relationship.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
To night, I took Ryan home to meet my mum
and dad for the first time.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
How long had you been down an.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Admittedly but still first time meeting mom and dad. We
were sitting on the tarmac flying home from the trip
to Queenstown and Mum added him to family Chat Tracy, Tracy,
calm your farm to give it. So this is my question.
Is two months too soon to be edited to family chair?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
For my brothers? It's early, right, it's bold.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Because no one wants to have to be the guy
that awkward conversation or removes himself from the group. It's
two months, you'd have to be pretty certain that you're
sticking around one.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
So this is my question.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do we now follow soon? Do we have her into
our family chair? Does it go both ways?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Tracy? You know she won't be able to help. Has
she caught window the fast?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
She knows?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
She keep an eye on your phone because any minute
now she'll be inviting her.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Thumb's going to be on the button, right, poise, ready
to go? Can't wait for you to come over?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Takes more for even win. Do you think it's too
so to be edited to the family Chat when you're dating.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
The heads and PJ the podcast No Funny, No Money.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
In the meantime, it's time for no funny, no money,
and we're gonna call it a little dead Joke special
edition in a Father's Day this Sunday. Does that mean
all of them have to be really appropriate?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, dead jokes tend to be I would say cheesey,
like a little corn Yeah, but we want.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Funny corny because we still want to laugh.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, Well, just just tell us a good joke. Yeah,
tell us a good joke, and if you.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Get a laugh out of Meny or myself, we will
sort you out with fifty dollars. Just been at Chimsryr House.
All right, let's go to the phones. First. Up, Anna
Bell is joining us. Hello and avow.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Hi, Happy Friday and.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Okay, give us your joke and a belt.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Okay, When is the worst time to have a heart
at check?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh? Oh, Goddy, I don't know when it is the worst.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
Time during a game of charade?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh, because they think it's joking, it's.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Gram it's grab s grim but I quite like.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
But you've got a giggle from you got fifty bucks
to speed Givens is one of those, but we laughed. Okay,
it's got a debrah joining us on wait hand the hat.
Happy Friday, de brah.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Yeah, happy Friday.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
You got to okay, okay, how do you get on
the bus?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
You poke him on?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
You don't come on.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
That was my husband's easy one, too.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Brilliant, more than just more than just a rady face radio.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Not often you know, even decipher the jokes when they've
been toldally alone picked them up before the punchline.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So sorry, Bra just stole you thund you did a.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Little bit and we didn't eat. Neither of us laughed.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bro're so shocked at PJ knowing the kid, but we
really we appreciate you calling anyway.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Thank you for the joke.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, all right, let's wrap it up. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm so proud.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I just literally said the word that came to my mind.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
You pokem up?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, Litz, wrap it up with Andrew. Oh wait, hand
the hats get I Andrew? All right? Why do I
just realize he's a naughty one. We're gonna have to
head into a song and.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'll tell you. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Because our producer Liam has been known to put some
rogue callers for our final joke of the Friday.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, but it might be an exception today. Maybe Andrew
is above board. Andrew, give ask your joke for no funny,
no money.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Okay, how does the rock p.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
How does the rock pe?

Speaker 9 (17:52):
I don't know he Dwayne says Johnson.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
Like d.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
That is good. Come him A laugh for that, maybe
a slight fully laugh. I mean it, don't you want
to get it? But I'll give you that fifty bucks
for you. Just been at Kimer's were.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
House, Andrew, Andrew, well done.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I was thinking it was a double meeting.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
See now you bet to overthinking it.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Should have just left it.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well, you should have gone out on the high. You
should have gone out on the highj.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
No funny, no money. And it'll be back on the
show next Friday after four o'clock's.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Meddi and PJ the Podcast Meddi.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And PJ Live from Spade's Ale House and blenn In
this afternoon a hit of our epic trip to give
away next week on the show were you could be
coming to Molbratt And honestly we've been getting to do
some of the things that you will get to do
on this trip. So cool.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
They are amazing.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
This is an epic, epic place to come and visit
and trust us.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
You wanna win, win, you want a when Hey Page.
Some thought it would never happen.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Some said, you know, pigs will fly before we see
this happen.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm tempted to go.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Noel and Liam Gallagher are back together again.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
The band is back together again.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Oasis have reunited for a string of at this stage
seventeen concerts next year.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
A lot of them are at Wembley across the UK.
They're not coming out of the UK. But new details
have emerged today, right.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yep, we know the price of the tickets.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, they go and sale eight pm Saturday, Saturday, New
Zealand times. Okay, they will range from about one hundred
and fifty three New Zealand dollars for the very cheapest seats.
So these are the nosebleeds that went, yeah, up to
one thousand and sixty four doll for the best seats.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
In the house.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
See when they got back together? Will they get some cash?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
People will pay?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
They have had, obviously infamously some feuds over the years,
one being that Liam threw a tambourine on stage at Noel.
Then Nouel quit the band and I think they got
back together, and then one thing there to another, and
then Noel hit Liam with a cricket bat. Then I'm
pretty sure Liam questioned the paternity of Nol's daughter with

(20:29):
Meg Matthews. There was just there's just been so many
back and forth between.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
There was an infamous gig they did for MTV where
Liam said he was sick and couldn't do the gig.
So the rest of the band went on and said
Liam is sick and can't be here. But then Liam
ended up in the crowd and started heckling the band.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
So some pettiness, some real petty history.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know, looking at all of the things that have happened,
do we think this is even going.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
This is the thing you will have to You have
to make sure work.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Got insurance extra for the insurance, because God knows what
will happen. You could it could get to the day
of the concert and someone pulls out a cricket bat
or a tambourine or some rotting.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Fid I hope not. I hope they hint in Happily
ever After because I love away.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Dreams are free, page dreams are free.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
But it got us thinking about if the gallaghers can.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Have these petty, petty feuds in a very public setting.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
What about those of us behind closed doors with siblings.
What are the petty reasons you and your siblings have
fought over the years.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
We want the.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Pitiest Yeah, yeah, the petty feuds that you've had with
your bros or your sisters. Call up now you can
stay anonymous. Maybe you're still feuding and you need some resolution,
and you want us to come for the counseling table.
Oh wait, one hundred the hats to join the show.
We've got some prizes to give away.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Many PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Off the back of all the big news with Oasis
over the last week, new details have emerged today regarding
ticket prices up to one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, pretty pricey. But a lot of fans.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Will have been waiting a very very long time and
probably thought this may never ever happened because the two
of them, Liam and Nol the brother he had been
having some pretty pit Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Of course, Liam throwing a tambourine on stage at Noel
Nole then quit. Then they got back together, Noel Liam
with a cracket bat. There's been a number of other things,
some of a more serious tone, but we thought this
afternoon needs focus on the petty reasons you've feuded with
a sibling. Oh eight hundred the hits. Lee's go to
Crystal first, kid, ay, Oh no, Crystal's gone. He's got

(22:48):
a Jenny on Oh the hits, Hi, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Jenny, what happened? What happened with you and your sister?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
And so we were heaven.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
It was a Friday night about like teen years ago,
but it's a sturday night and we often have like
it's like a pret goness nick and she had put
some chips aside for my mum, and I thought I
was just stro grabbing one more chip when.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
She wasn't looking, and she caught me in the action and.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
The big argument broken.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
That was tending to a cat fight.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
And she.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Literally clawed.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
For a good week. I had this big scarce.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
It was like a single.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Over a chat but yeah, all over a chip.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, and singular chip as well.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Just one chip?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Do you thank you so much? We call heavy Friday
a Let's go to Crystal next? On the hats Crystal,
what was the petty reason you were feuding with the
sublac Hi.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Guys Hi Hi? So my brother was real into his
cars growing up, and he was a couple of years
older than me, and we had a bit of trouble
with car seaft and stuff. So he had claimed the
car space in front of our house. Yep, So if
I ever parked in his car was falling through the

(24:23):
gate and demand that I move right this instance. And
the more he acted like a jerk, the more.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I again him who who went out in the end?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Who finally took ownership of the park? Do you reckon?

Speaker 10 (24:42):
Well?

Speaker 9 (24:43):
I would run to mom and be like that. Because
I was the youngest sibling, I would always win.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Hi, Crystal, thank you so much for your call. We've
got time for one more.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I feel like it doesn't matter how old you are
when you're your siblings. The tone of mom beck, alright,
let's go to a on this.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
What was the pity feud you have with a siblag?

Speaker 5 (25:13):
So my sister got really sick about four years ago,
and she had really reduced kidney function and so she
needed either dialysis or.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
She'd pass away.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
So was a five year waiting list. So I donated
a kidney to her, and my full sister packed a
sad and hasn't talked to.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Me since ago because donated, donated a kidney, saved.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Someone's life, and my sister packed a sad.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Because she didn't agree with it or she didn't like
the sister Why she just doesn't.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Now she's practiced with mom because Mom talks to us.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
So yeah, family dynamics, it's wild and the worst of things.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh my gosh, I think so much of you. Call.
We're going to sort you out with a little a
little something something from kimmers were House and good on
you for donating a yeah, ye.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Coming up next your chance to play alphacles that cure
to call in the next ten on the Heads.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
The Heads Median PJ, the podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Many and PJ for a Friday evening, And we've just
had words that we made thee hundred thousand dollars for
deafit All Day a ins and of course getting behind
the Cancer Society this year to make every deafitil count
and the last check was one hundred, four hundred and
seventy six dollars still outang which is great news, but

(26:39):
that means we need to take a freezing dip. We're
jumping the waters of the sound.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're jumping in the water.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Pach Okay a video will be on our socials over
the next twenty four hours The Hats Drive with Median PJ.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
But before the hem I have seen a very.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Wild story online about a man who got food poisoning.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh that's never a pretty time.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's never a pretty time, but reasonably commonplace, right, do
we know what.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
The corporate was? Let me guess a rogue hot dog
at a fair.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
They think rice.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I never thought that that was so dangerous. But rice
is one of the worst culprats.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
They think rice.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
But food poisoning in and of itself not particularly interesting,
right we not. Most people have had about of it
from time to get a band. It's pretty it could
be pretty grim.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
He got this food poisoning? How he contracted this food
in the stomach? No, no, go lower and the pink
pink lower and.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
The and the what wait? He got poisoned in his
john set?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
He sure did he ate with his He had a
romantic incount with his wife who had just eaten some
unrefrigerated rice. And no, that is how he contracted food poisoning.

Speaker 11 (28:14):
He sought the advice of urologists after he had some
redness and some swelling downstairs, and medics became really alarmed
because he started suffering from about a severe diarrhea and vomiting.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
But the area of infection was I thought he was
using it as a spoon. I was like, okay, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Like an updated American pie.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
No no, no, no, no no, but amazing right that you
can get this bacteria down the ebroh my god like
refrige unrefrigerated rice.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Always never never roll the dice when it comes to rice.
That should be saying, you need to roll the dice
when it comes to rice.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Put it on the signboard, hang it up in the kitchen. Peache,
it's the new Live Laugh Loves.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Okay, this is an easy one for a Friday night.
Let's keep it super simple. You tell us your injury
and it can be passed or present, and Maddy and
I are going to guess how you got it.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I don't know that we'll get any as wild as that,
but hey, feel free to hit us with them.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Hey, anything as possible. Oh, Andre the hands to join
the show. You just tell us your injury past or present.
If Maddy and I can guess how you got the injury,
well we'll holp you out with the prize. How about
that A Friday's.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Madi and PJ The Podcast with.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Maddi and PJ. We are alive from Spain's Alehouse and
blend them this afternoon because we've been collecting the sound
of Malborough come Monday. On the show next week, we
have got an epic trap to give away where you
can just live it up and get to do all
of the best things from around this gorgeous region, which
I will say is one of the most underrated parts
of New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
It is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
You are going to love it here where are having
the best time here already?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, So all the details on that coming up from
three o'clock on Monday. In the meantime though, a bit
of a wild story about a guy who got food
poisoning down south Yes, and I'm not talking about a
cargo no no, no.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
And is Johnson?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, how do you get food poisoning down the air well?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
This guy is well thanks to some dodgy.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Rush wild, So we thought we'd have some fun with
this this afternoon. We wanted you to call up on
our one hundred and hits tell us your injury, and
then me and PJ are going to try and guess
how you got the injury.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
We want to keep it light and bright for a Friday.
I just realized injuries could quite heavy. But look, let's
just go for a fun vibe starting with Nate on
eight hundred the hats. All right, now, you tell us
the injury and we'll guess how you did it.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
It's called muscle tort collars.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Muscle torture colers. What is that?

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Are you asking me that it's a muscle disorder?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, okay, so saw muscles muscles.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Okay, constantly dreaded chin muscles pulling all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh okay, how did you do that?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
That doesn't sound like you'd get that from trauma, would you.
It sounds like sort of I don't know, a.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Major hit injury when I was younger, and about five
years after that happening, my neck just fell over. And
it's twenty something years now.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh my gosh. Okay, well we're we're even going to
get that one now.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
No, no, I'm.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Sorry, sorry, I thought I'll try my.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Hope you hope you're doing okay? Mate?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Oh you got it? You got to carry on, You
got to.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Carry on, all right? Can remember a good week in
Alite's go to Michelle on one hundreds the hats Michelle,
what was the injury?

Speaker 9 (32:08):
I broke my cheekbone?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Okay, I want to go skateboarding? Incident?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Skateboarding? You reckon for.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Michelle maybe or like I don't know. She had a
bit of she had a bit of confidence. She'd had
a couple of Veno's and she decided to She went.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Down the ramp.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Should we go skateboard?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Let's go skateboarding?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Skateboarding injury Michelle?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Ow we right? No?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
My cousin hit me in the face with the criocked.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Bat sher cousin, Noel Gallagher.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
He seems.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
You're okay now, Michelle, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
It was I bowled and he didn't go.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Very far because I was little, and he ran to
head it and I ran to pick it up to
bowl it again. And when I went to bendne to
pick the ball up, he swung.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, so this wasn't a delivered this was deliberate.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I mean I mean, hey, Michelle, well, we're glad you're
better now?

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
How's the cheek now? Michelle doing all right?

Speaker 8 (33:19):
I still got a couple of dimples.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Oh okay, well, Michelle, thank you so much for colling.
We're going to sort you out with hal Pez's about you're.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I have a great weekend. I think we'll wrap it
up there. I'm a bit there, take any walk.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, we wrap it up. We wrap it up with Michelle.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
We told you, Andrew. But hey look and good news.
We did make one hundred k for Dapital Day, raising
money for Cancer Society. All thanks to A and Z
and massive thank you to everyone who donated today. Such
an epic effort. This is alien Ant farm on the Hurts, the.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Medi and PJ, the podcasts poll.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Everybody comes together.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's the po Okay, we did the People's pole on
the show every day. I'm not looking forward to today's one.
I don't like talking about laundry. It's not a strength
of mine.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
We can absolutely talk about laundry because today is no
laundry day.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It is a that works for me.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Day of encouraging New Zealanders to skip the washing today
and to save the planet instead, because obviously we do laundry.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
And we can be very guilty of wasting a lot
of water and doing unnecessary washes.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I would say, exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
We new Zealand's daily laundry habits consume an estimated one
hundred and seven million liters.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Of water.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I was like, of what of wa? Wow, that is
a lot. It is a lot. Okay, So if you
haven't done your laundry today, it's not too late to
get amongst it.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
So don't do your Laundryan.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
This is your this is your calling to not do
the washing today and not feel bad about it.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
But it did get us thinking about, well, how often
do people do their laundry in a week.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
So we've put the question out there, how often do
you do your laundry every day?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Two to three.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Times a week, once a week or once every two weeks?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
PJ.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I've got a really embarrassing good mess.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
What my mom does your washing? Are you? No?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Hear me out? Because over winter we can't we don't
have a dryer because we're off grad. So mom's been
helping out lately and she takes a couple of baskets
down to her house away. I know, but I told her,
I said, moms, stop it, please, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Grow up.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Okay, So I'm the exception here. I mean usually when
I do do it, and I usually do do it.
This is just a phase we're going through. I'd do
it a couple of times a week.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Two, I'm about three times a week.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Okay, So how often do you do laundry?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
What are the every day?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Two to three times a week? Okay, once a week
or once every two week.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Takes your answer through now to four four eight seven,
or you can weigh in on our pole on Instagram
The Hats Drive of medi and PJ. How good are
you laundry? We'll come back and reveal the results. Next,
this is Jolly Roll. Need a favor? It is twelve
minutes to six playing or your Friday babes on.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
The Heads The Heads Median PJ the Podcast Eddie.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
And PJ with you for a Friday Night live from
Space's Alehouse and Blindham ahead of our trip to give
Away to Malbury next week. But it's time for this
Kim a Sweet House, dead Nose best. Hey, oh that's right.
We are two slings away from Father's Day? What do
you get your dead I actually got him something what
not a barcher?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I got him a book because he's going on holiday today.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I got him a book and they're going on a
camper van trip, so I got him a little game
to take away so they can play a game with
the camper van.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Is that because we've been playing Dad Nose Beast every
day this week?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
It's been a reminder. Okay.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
So Father's Day, we want to put your dad's to
the test and see how well they really know you
for their chance to win all thanks to Kimmas, We're House.
We're going to get you and your dad on the
phone and ask him three easy questions and he gets
two out of three right, he'll score himself a fragrance
from chimis Where House and you will get fifty bucks
to spin at chimis Wee House. Now THEA is doing us? Hello, THEA?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay? THEA? So we're going to ask you a few
questions and we'll get your answers and then we'll see
how well your dad knows you. Okay, okay, THEA. So,
first of all, what's your eye color? Like a greenish blue?
Greenish blue? Okay?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
WA's your birthday? THEA?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
August August fifteen. That makes me feel horrendously old. Okay,
And THEA, who's your best friend at.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Schoolmi Emily or Gillian.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Emilia Alia Julian.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, we love the clarification, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
All right, there, you hold the air. We're going to
get your dad on the line and see how well
he knows you. Okay, all right, let's go to ojis. Hello, Ojis, Hello, Hello,
how are you doing?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Right, we've got your chance to win this Father's Day
thanks to Kimus Weirhouse. We've just got a few simple
questions about your lovely daughter, THEA. If you get two
out of three questions right, you win.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay, okay, thank you, that's easy. They're easy. Alright.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
What is Thea's eye color?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Depends on the mood.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
That either green or blue?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh she said greenish bloat. That's a tech.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Okay, one out of.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Three, otis, what is your daughter's birthday?

Speaker 6 (38:56):
I'm better nervous one third of August twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Okay, that's all we really needed to do, but we
just still a quick bonus question. Okay, Otis, who is
the best friend at school?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Amelia?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
He knows he knows it.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Hey, Ojis, thank you so much for playing. You have
just won yourself a brand new fragrance from Chemmis were House,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Hi and thea you get a fifty dollars Chemis where
House voucher as well.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Your dad did very well today.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
The heads Madi and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
For Miss and we're doing a headle mess live from
spaces Alehouse and Blenham this afternoon. And we've actually got
details on this epic trip that we've got to give
away to Marlborough coming up before seven o'clock. But producer
Boss Ashley is joining us for a random head of Today.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You're wrangling us food and dreams.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
No, the most important job of the day. Okay, So
your role is Producer Series Today to deliver us a
few topics. We can only weigh in with a hat
or a miss. Topic number one.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
Okay, buying a gift for your husband who is a
dad on a Father's.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Day or miss hats.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, well, actually I've got some freebies. No, I spend
money on a card, but I may or may not
have a few little free things here on the air,
and he'll be happier for it because I haven't broken
the bank. That's my justification.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
You're going to pass them off as legitimate.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
It's relevant that that's irrelevant. It's the thought that counts,
all right.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
Topic number two, spending more than one thousand dollars on
concert tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Miss, Look, there's people I would love to see in concert.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I ain't putting that much money into ticket.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
What would be okay? What's your three child? How high
would you.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Go for someone really good? I reckon, I could five,
five or six.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I could do six.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I could do six hundred if I knew the seats
were really good.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
And I loved, loved, loved the artist.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I got tickets to Colo the other day, and I'm
so excited to go. I'm taking my mom. We're gonna
have a real kid, mum daughter a day.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I loved that.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, but I did not spend a lot. Sorry, you
may have You may have noticed that we've been a
bit distracted over the last couple of minutes because many
seafood charter has just arrived. We've got a big plate
of garlic bread. Actually, the bosses sees a salad. There's
a lot of bakers, there's a lot of there's my steak.

(41:46):
You just keep it the now. We don't want any
gravy on the radio technology to get through topic number three.

Speaker 10 (41:53):
Okay, I feel like a topic number three is actually
very personal right now. Ordering a salad when going out
for dinner.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Miss ahead, I'm gonna stand. Sometimes sometimes they'll do a
sella way better than you can do at home. If
it's a mean salad and the place is not even
good salads, Yeah, I'll bet you up. Actually I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I think sell it for lunch acceptable, sell it for dinner.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
If you're going out for dinner, that's that's your time
to get the go carves, you to get the seap
the things that you want to go.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
To sleep in a car and easily chucked together. You
just want to roll to be.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I want full calves, and I want to leave here
regretting my life choices.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
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