September 20, 2024 • 32 mins
- PJ nearly missed the show and the Hall Ball!
- We catch up with the band ahead of our Hall Ball
- How long has it been since you've caught up with someone you've been meaning to?
- Matty & PJ crack at No Funny No Money...
- What did you accidentally say to your boss?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Maddy and Pja thanks to chimis
were house the real house of fragrances on Thatllo and
welcome to the podcast. And what is potentially going to
be one of the quickest and TROSI behood, I.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Think the quickest, because we have got to get to
our hall born.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We are late, we're laid swear lead to our important day.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The town of Tata is there, They're ready to go,
and so you and I need to hit the road.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh what's our approach on the stage tonight, because you
know how sometimes you overcompensate with.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your march on it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I know, and I start swearing there was one time
I did that. No, I'll be I'll be a little
bit more chill.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We've got to we've got to we've got to announce
a prom King and Queen.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Who's going to decide that?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think you and I just do a little walk
around and I think maybe we just go for vibe
in beast dressed kind of.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, all right, well, look enjoy the podcast coming out.
You'll hear my absolute mirror of a nightmare, miya of
a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, it's been a day, my mior of a travel story.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Plus we talked about how long has it been since
you've said seen someone, but you've continuously said to them,
We've got to catch up.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And our favorite, well, one of our favorite games of
the week, No Funny, No Money made a return and
three Gotta laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was a good one today.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Enjoy everybody, have a great weekend, and we'll see you
back Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Many and the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We're gearing up for a massive night at ten Mutter
Public Hall.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
This literally idea. This idea was burst a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ago, all because you've got a little note in your
letterbox so you needed to RSVP for your community hall party.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I just think these are such nuggets of goodness
in the community and they're not celebrated enough, and there's
so much blood, sweat and tears that go into these
beautiful community halls and they're not checked to run as well.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So we wanted to give back.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Thanks to Zine Color Shops where giving tim much a
public hall, a bit of a spruce up, a nice
fresh look of paint, and the income. Tonight we're putting
on our best or near best.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And gotta have a whole Ball the theme as black
tie on an shop budget.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You and I have popped along to the op shops
this week to try and find ourselves an outfit. Well,
actually we found ourselves a few different options, and then
the people voted on what they wanted us to wear. Yeah,
you're having second thoughts.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm having serious anyway, is all right, no going back,
So we'll be dressed out from seven o'clock to night.
But I've got a lot of questions because you got
to go to the hall this afternoony seen it? Use
can you give a little rundowt Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
First of all, she's she's cute. She's real cute. Think
about you know, like whenever you see like a quintessential
painting of a small town in New Zealand and they
have a community all in the painting.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes, this is it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This is every single community hall that has ever been
painted before. It is just so quintessentially key We but boy,
she needs a she needs a sprucer.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Right, Okay, so the lack of paint from Razine Color
shops couldn't come in a bit of time.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh my god, she's in dire need of some love.
But she's she's got good bones as they.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Says, good good basso No.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So we turn her and already like people have opened
up the hall ready to go for our team, and
they have set up tables and everything, and now our
team are in there and they're putting up all the
decorations and getting things ready. Right, So we're there and
we're filming some stuff outside and the school is right
(03:45):
across the road. I will say, Tamata not much not
much there, yeah, right, it's a school in the hall
pretty much, and then a couple of houses dotted around,
but the schools right across the road. Well, one teacher
pokes hit out the door and goes.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Maddy, can I get a photo?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And the next thing I know, there's like four different
teachers that have poked the heads out of their classrooms.
So everyone, needless to say, everyone in the community is
very very exciting town.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well town, the area.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The area is ready too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Gold the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We're in Hamilton this afternoon ahead of hallball at the
public hall this evening, and well, the day hasn't exactly
gone to plan.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So should we tell the people what the plan was? Yes,
let's do that, which is that you were going to
fly from Parmeersan north to Auckland, YEP produces here and
I had plans to come and pick you up from
the airport and then we were all going to.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Take you to a down together, correct, Sem. That didn't happen, No,
no it didn't. Now, my flight was at about nine
ten am this morning, and I'll be honest, often my
flights are around seven, So I was a little cocky
going into today, going, oh, PJ gets a little sleep
Leepan not really, I was up at sex, but I
(05:11):
still felt like I had a little bit more time.
And I know that wrote to the airport quite well
because I've done it many a time, so I was
confident in making it and being prompt. However, Google Maps
took me on a bit of a wild goose tage.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But this is my question to you, because you do
drive that route all the time, why were you even
listening to Google Maps? Wow? Just driving the way you
always drive?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, Because I just assumed that it had factored in everything,
and there must have been some delays somewhere on the
longer lines you said to go. So it added on
a good twenty minutes right, and I was tracking behind it.
I was still going to make it. I was sort
of still within that thirty thirty five minutes us pushing it.
But it's a tiny airport and there are no lines,
and usually you can just straight on it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And you thought, well, I'm from the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Not once did that pass through my brain. But I
did arrive and I ran through the doors and I
went to Chicken and she said, sorry, ma'm you're one
minute late.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's closed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I said, I don't need to check my bag
and that's fine. I can take that on the flight
with me. It's light enough, it can come with me.
She goes, I'm sorry, And I just had never had
that moment in my life before, and I felt so
ashamed and everything just read blurry, and I was like
I have and I was like, I have to be
there tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
She tried as well, blessing, She did try to get
you on that flight.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
She was amazing, And it was totally my fault. I
should have given myself more time. But I was just cocky,
wasn't I?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So, is this the first flight you've missed? Yeah, that's surprises.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Naked niked hoe that it was a wake up call.
I'm definitely going to be a lot earlier now.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
When I was getting really getting ready to leave home
this morning and I saw you call and about the
time that you should have been on the fly, I
just went, I know exactly what's happened here. I know
exactly what's happened. And was I surprised in the slightest. No,
did produce this here? And I have a conversation on
the phone where we both went. Of course this happened
to PJ. Yes we did. So.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I had to jump straight in my car and I
drove literally all day.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But that's fine. We got here, We made it. We
had a plan B and we were good to go.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We got your coffee, coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I've had a ten minute minute. We ready to go
over this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Many in PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And we're talking travel nightmares. This morning. The day didn't
go to plan. No, I was a minute, okay, it
might have been three minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And minute. It sounds good because it makes it sound
like you just just missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm pretty sure I walked through the doors at one
minute too, and she either said one minute or three
minutes late.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Anyway, I pushed it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I missed out on getting on the flight. It was
quite horrifying. I then had to drive from Palmerston North
to Hamilton and we're here. We made it a one
pace but it did get us thinking, oh, eight hundred
the hats were you a minute too late? When did
you just miss out on something? Mandy is joining us
on a light hundred the hats.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm Andy, Hey, how's it going. You've been in the
same boat.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I have been in an exact same boat. Mate took
my husband on a location to Queenstown and we fell
in love with that cookie time shop.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I know the one another one too, right in the
center of town.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's so good and like I had.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I already had a quick time milkshake. But just before
we left to go back home on the aeroplane, I
was like, no, I want one more, one.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
More, You've got to do it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I was like, here's the time I went to the shop.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
He ended up being a line for the milkshakes, and
I got my milkshakes.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We got to the airport five minutes too late, and
it ended up costing us another two hundred and three
hundred dollars flight through christ Me live it down.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But Mandy, how good was that milkshake?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That was worse.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And the worst fun is you're probably got a cookie
time when you got on the fly.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Just at that party tonight, Are you coming?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah? And I can definitely guarantee that that band is epic.
Jesse and O'Brien's one epic band.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh ready for a.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Party to party on the D floor with.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
You, hard Hard.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
We'll see you later, alright.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
He's got Helen on eight hundred the heads, Helen, What
did you miss out by one minute?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
I missed my brother's wedding probably first off, and it's
still in mart What happened?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
How did you miss it?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Well, it's in it invotes over the phone pride. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be there. And they said it was for an
engagement party. I said, cool, around sixty seventh. What we're
not late?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Fashionably late? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And then my other brother ring and your hate. They're
not getting engaged, they're getting married. Crappy clothes on, clothes on,
got in the car, got round here and I go, oh,
you're a minute late, mate, We've just broken the ceremony.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
It's at it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I bet you, I bet you had some yeah, some
tense words with your brother. I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Mary J. Many and PJ. The podcast The heads, no funny,
no money.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, we are doing our whole bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We will get to that zone. We are very excited.
But in the meantime, no funny, no money. We do
this every Friday on the show. You tell us a joke,
and of many and I reckon, it's funny. Even just
one of us thinks it's funny. We're going to give
you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Just been the Chemiswey House.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
The thing to the thing to know is that it
usually takes PG. I would say five seconds, not always.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And I would also say it can be a bad joke,
but if it's delivered, well.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's true, it can be corny. But yeah, if they
if they've got a good delivery, then it might slip
past the goldpost.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
All right, Jenny is up first, Happy Friday, Jenny. How
you doing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
How are you guys?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Very well? You reckon. This is a good joke you're
about to tell.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
It's my favorite joke.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So you guys like it.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
I feel very nervous.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
All right, Okay, Why did the pine tree fall over?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Why?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Too many cones? Mann?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I like that one. And this is what I'm saying.
You a little bit naughty.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, dollars is coming away Jenny to spend it chems.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Thank you, enjoying your weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, let's go to Nicola. The bar has been
said on, Oh Andrew the hats, welcome to no.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Funny, no money.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Hi, how's it going very well? Nikola?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You reckon, you've got a good ee.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Well, my teenager told me this and she cracked herself
up laughing, So I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay, all right, give it to us, knoler. What's your joke?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
If you're European when you go.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Start again.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Again?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Away, okay, start again.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
If you're American going into the bathroom and you're no
American when you come out of the bathroom, what are
you in the bathroom? European?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sorry if you did stop it with the first thing
about it is, it's easy. Really, it is a good joke.
It's a good joke.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You've got me.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Go go away and work on your delivery. I reckon
for the next time you tell that.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
By saying that that we had to do it good.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm so you have a great weekend. Let's up with
one more cooler. I did like that one, and you
get it?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
That was Oh I got it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
All right, no funny, no money. What is your joke?
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Oh I got home from work last night and is
just getting out of shaw.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Excuse me.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
I shaved my armplets shaved my legs. I'll even shaved
my bikini line.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You know what that means?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I sighed, and yeah, it means the drones blocks.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Where is it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Going, husbands? Honestly, you should see our shower here. Hey,
well done, it's clever.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I like that was.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was a whitewash this way it was. It was
three thirty dollars arches, chimes were house.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We gave away.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
As we gear up for our whole ball at Public
Hall tonight. We wanted to get some texts. Who's coming?
Someone said, oh, well, my hobby and I are coming,
So I'm looking forward to it. Lou and John Mayer,
John Mayers.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
John, Yeah, but it's felt different. M E y e R.
It might be maya yeah, oh John Mayer. We could
call him Mayer.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Let's call him. But do you know what, It'll be
a great opportunity I reckon for a lot of people
and to catch up and do that thing that they've
that is one of the most relatable phrases in the
Western world. I reckon, We're going to catch up sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Relatable phrases, but I reckon, from when you were like
mid tw it gets even more pertinent and it never happens.
I feel like when you're younger, you're better at catching
up because you kind of got less responsibility. As you
get to the darker end of your twenties thirties, it
becomes a lot harder to frequently catch up with good friends.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So I went to we had Brody Kane on the
show last yesterday, Yes, and she's got a new book out,
and so last night she had a little shindig for
her book launch. And I went in and stayed for
the speeches, and then I had to leave. I had
to get home for the dog. I had to let
the dog out oddy so, and as I was leaving,
(15:37):
I passed someone who was coming in. So we were
ships in the night, and it was someone that I know,
and I said to her, I'm leaving. I'm so sorry
that we've missed each other, but we've got to catch
up for a drink. And then I went home and
I thought about it, and I thought, how many times
have we been saying this? And for how long have
we been saying this? So I went back through our
(15:58):
messages and I realized the last time we actually saw
each other and actually caught up three bloody years ago,
three years of us consistently saying to each other, we've
got to catch her yees.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So it's reciprocated. It's not just on you, right, it's
a mutual, absolutely mutual.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's a mutual terribleness.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And we're all we've all been there, right. You were
telling us that you've been doing this with your neighbor
for agent.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, for literally a couple of years, and it was
actually our local ball. We were kids together and we
were like, you got to come around for a cover tea,
And then finally she came round today.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But my mom's at home and she came round for
a cover of coffee and I missed her.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So it's gonna be, I reckon three years until she
comes around for a proper cup of tex So she's.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Actually caught up with your mom before she caught up
with you.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Brilliant, But this is such a relatable thing, particularly from
your twenties on ones, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It just becomes harder right, and then and then it
almost becomes a running gag, where the longer it goes
on the more ridiculus list, it beca'ts and I reckon
there will be people out there who have been doing
this for.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Years, especially when you get kids on the next as well.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh totally.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We have been ruminating over one of the most common
phrases in the English language. We've got to catch her.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We've got to get you, got to catch It's just
something all of us adults do, and I think we
have the best of intentions, absolutely take every time I
say that to someone, I do me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I mean it, I mean it, But the follow through
is a lot.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Hell lot.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Sometimes you do it, you find yourself six months, twelve months,
eighteen months, three years go by and you're still saying
to each other, we've got to get you get caught
in a loop like a time do so.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
We wanted to go to the phones. Oh eight hundred
hats how many years can we get under the belt?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Foost up?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've got Dylan joining us. Hello, Dylan, You're not too
bad mate.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
You've been guilty of doing this, not me, personally, but
my partner, she's a pretty bad procrastinator. But when it
comes to her friends are very very bad.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
And how long are we talking? Girls?
Speaker 8 (18:12):
So her and her best friend they miss each other
all the time on Facebook saying we need to catch up,
and I think it's been close to about three years now.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'd say it's.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Pretty standard for a lot of favors only and also
looks I'm going to give us some leeway.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, COVID has a lot Tower's tree, although that we
can't really use it anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
No, quite a bit of times pasted since then. Hey, Dylan,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Let's move on to Joe on eight hundred the hats Joe,
you also have been guilty of this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, I have with one particular person, Joe, Yes, who
is it?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
My best mate? The last time I've seen her sixteen.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Sixty on quick math quick math, that's eight years, eight years, Jay?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Often your best friends because you know that when you
see each other, nothing's going to change. And I find
my bestest of friends decay a dickadill pass and it's
just like nothing changed.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
How far away are you from each other?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Like forty minutes, no.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Ex like go in order, go and organize a coffee
ketch that call your beast free right now and you
say we got to catch up.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
If you probably do say that she ends up having
work and oh ah, and then I have work or
you know, it's just annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So the vicious cycle continues.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's ripping up with Jeanette's Oh wait, hundred the hats Jeanette?
Speaker 8 (19:40):
How long has it been thirty five years?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
What j.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
And I'm seeing her tonight?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh okay, you've got to tell us the story who
wizard and what's been going on for thirty five years?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
You need friend and she loves services, so that it's
coming in tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And tell us, Jenny, what are you doing to celebrate?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're having her over for dinner, You're going out what's
her Name's gonna stay?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
She's going to stay for a couple of days. So
we shall do the sights in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh, so, hold, Jeannette, can you do us a favor?
Can you send us a photo of the two of
you as you reunite? We would love to see that.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
It would be wonderful.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I'll do that for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I have the best night and we're going to send
you out how peaks about you as well?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Okay, thanks for that, hey, by now bye?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh my god, I'm in love with her.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So it can be done. It can be even if years.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Maddy ANDJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
We've been talking about a woman who has now been
ordered to pay a fine of over two thousand dollars
after telling her boss that he had a small little mind,
tall little mind. Not the media on LinkedIn? So is
there like a message, because I've never you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Can direct me. It's like any kind of social media site. Really,
you can comment, you can direct message. I do wonder.
I wonder, as you said, what time of night it was, maybe,
how many beverages have been consumed?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah, and how long after the message was sent? Do
we know was she out of a job?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'd say pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So we wanted to know, in hindsight, what did you
say to a figure of authority that was probably not
the wisest of ideas.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We've got a great text through my old boss and
I got into a heated conversation and they turned around
and said to me, it's okay because you're just jealous.
And before I could think about it, I had said, No, actually,
I'm jealous of everyone that hasn't met you yet.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Brutal.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I just remembered I used to work with someone and
he I'm not even kiddaying on a night out, accidentally
about dialed his boss and was not talking the nicest
things about but he still was employed afterwards.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't know if the boss.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Actually heard exactly what was said, but he realized afterwards
that he.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Had literally been on the phone for a good amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know what I reckon Christmas parties have a lot
to answer for it as well. I remember someone going
up to the CEO at the Old Coming that I
worked for and asked for a pay rise, and did
they get one?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
None?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
No, No, I mean you never know. You never know
if you don't ask.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If you don't know, you don't know if you don't ask.
But maybe at nine o'clock on the dance floor at
the Christmas party is not the best idea place to ask.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
For Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
This the pe Pol's Poll, the Big Pool's Poll. Everybody
comes together, It's the Big Pool's Poll, the People's.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Pole on the show every day Today The idea for
the people's poll came on my mammoth road trip that
I had to make unplanned. I was meant to to
catch up flight, but I missed it, so I had
to drive the length basically of the North Island.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You've done. You've done a good job today.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We made it and that's the most important part.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
However, along my journey, I did notice something that would
make some people gag.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I reckon, and I think because I.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Grew up with older brothers, I'm slightly more immune to
this behavior.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But even you thought, I don't know that this is acceptable.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So I got stopped at the you know, stop going
sign where they do roadworks, and they just stand around and.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
They right there.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You go on these days they might give you.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I did get a minor wave and and as I
was waiting there, and I was probably there for about
five minutes, I kid you not, the guy waked not
just once, but twice. He literally went down on the
ground right in front of me. And I was on
the only car like there was quite a long line,
and he was just happily publicly quaking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So a couple of things. One, I guess they do
say it's been out there how they do, but.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
They also say in private yes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Although at least he's not doing it. I'm like, you know,
there's something about people doing it on like a foot
path or something. If he's just doing it on the
side of the road, no one else is going to
be walking or anything like that. I mean, would I
do it? No?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I just vividly remember my grandmother Jojo bless Her would
always say to my brothers, and they were teenagers, because
they'd wake out the window. Remember they go and do
it out the moving car, and she'd be like, boys, no.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, the wind, the blowbit from the wind could get.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That on the exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So I just always hear Grandma Joe's voice in my head.
But what do you think New Zealand? Do you think
public cle hyking is acceptable or not?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
It's that simple. I'm sure the swell of oakes in
Emo shave absolutely. So you can text her through a
four four eight seven, or you can weigh in on
our pole. We put it up every afternoon on the
Heads Drive with Many and PJ.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Maddy and PJ Mady and PJ Podcast, The People's Poll,
The peg Pole's Pole. Everybody comes together it's the people's polled.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, today, today's people's pole is quite visceral, it's quite grim.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
But it was something that I was inspired by.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
On my long road trip today through the North Island,
as I made my way to tim Utter for a
tomato hall pool tonight, I saw a construction worker publicly hawking,
not just once but twice, and I thought, hang on,
have I missed something here or is this commonly acceptable
in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I mean to be fear if anyone was ever going
to hook Yeah, it probably is the guy on the side,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Doing it on grass. Yeah, he probably didn't realize. I
was just looking for.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The path.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
But even still, it does feel a bit great.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It does feel a bit grim, and the text machine
is just an absolute whitewash.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Ooh yeah gross, yeah, just discussing grow up only young
little boys too.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm looking at the Instagram pole and you can always
go on vote on the Hits drive with many in PJ,
ninety seven percent of people said it is not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
To whik Oh my god, that's more than a convicted
criminal from yesterday being out on a reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
That was our biggest so far.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But stop that. Ninety seven percent say you cannot do.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It, So I will not be doing this time soon.
Have you got any topics for next week's people as well?
You can take them through four four eight seven on that.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Many and PJ the podcast. That's Mady and Pj's Whole
Ball with Razine, and it is about to happen.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Our very first whole Ball is happening tonight at Temata
Public Hall just out of Raglan, all thanks to Razine
color shops. If you need inspiration, you can view the
color and will pay the library your local Razine color
shop and take home your favorite colors.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
To try with razine test spots.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So thanks to those legionds, we're going to be giving
the whole bit of a sprucer up and throw on
a massive.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Party there tonight.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm ready you look.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Can I say something?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Say it?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't know if this is going to be a
compliment or not that you're giving Romburg and Evice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I'll take that. No, I'll take that. Use've got the
brown vibes. I'm thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I look like a maroon bag, so.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, no, hey, you look great.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
You look like a maroon bag with a bowl on it.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, we're going to make a right royal entrance, but
there are people there from our team already sitting up,
and so we thought we needed to do a little
bit of a chicken see what the vibe of the
place was before we were arrived.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, event, Queen Larissa, can you please come in?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Hi friend, Hi team? How are you Larissa?
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Good?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm very excited now.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, so we need a little bit of a lowdown.
Give us the lay of the land. How have things
been tracking into Martha at the hall this afternoon?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
So it's not been too bad other than it took
us forty minutes to put up the beautiful banner, not
seven of us, but we finally got it up. It's
looking stunning. We've got a nice balloon, Garland, the band
sitting up. The drink that suck luridy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't want to sound too keen about the food,
but what's on the menu tonight?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
I can't have a ball or a party without pizza,
am I right?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I love it? Love it.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Feed the people.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Rumor has it that there's been quite a lot of
toats going by the hall this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
And lots of visitors, lots of nosey little part stopping me.
It's then, but we welcome it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So safe to say the vibe is on.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
The vibe is definitely on, apart from the one gray
cloud above us.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
But that is fine, It's okay, that's okay, we can
deal with that, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
In the beer And what times the band kicking off tonight?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
The band's kicking off around seven point thirty, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well we need to hit the road.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
We'll be there, soch Larissa, thank you so much for
because people probably think that we do.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All we're doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Hey, guys, you bring the vibe.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We turn up and we have a good time, which
we're so so excited to do tonight.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, bring it on all right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So if you are hitting along to ten Months a Hole,
we will see you after seven o'clock on Parme and
Massive Thinking as well to Export for supplying the drinks tonight.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Maddy and PJ. Madi and Pj the podcast The headsad
or Mess.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And it's time for a round of Head or Mass
producers Sarah as in studio. We're currently in the Hamilton
studio as we gear up to go to the Ten
Months of Public Hall for our very first whole ball. Now,
it's quite cozy. You guys have to share a microphone.
We did.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Do you know what I feel like?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Like a background background singers who often end up having
to crowd round the one mic.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, you guys are doing it very cute. If you're
wearing yodorant.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
I haven't brushed my teeth. We've just broken new show markstone.
I just got changed in front.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Of the two of you.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I wasn't looking, but I was purposefully not looking.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I wasn't doing it for you, all right? Number one?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
To that? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (30:10):
Typing out smiley faces on your phone instead of using emojis.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Mess Sorry, what do you mean? Like awkward? Or like embarrassed?
And it will come up like the dot dot and
then the half circle.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Sorry. I'm a mess for that.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I'm a mess for that? Doing it again? What's wrong
with me? Why have I gone back to their style?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I reckon you just need a little bit of nostalgia
in your life.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It is very nostalgia. But nah, I do.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, but I often type in I type in the word.
But sometimes when you type in the word and then
you click on the corresponding emoji. It doesn't the word
the word disappears, but then sometimes it doesn't. So sometimes
I'll end up sending a message that not only has
the emoji of their nails, but also.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
The word nails, Like you really trying to hammer the.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He's like such a boomer.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's embarrassing. Okay, Topic number two, Number.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Two, small coffees, those tiny ones that are just a
shot of express.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Mess mess when I'm in Italy.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
While I am a regular oaklet white kind of girl,
but I've gone down size as I've got older, I've
got less and lee smelk.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, same, but I still like a little bit of milk.
But I wouldn't be opposed to it Cortado or maybe
like a little piccola.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Excuse me, are you just trying to one aut me
with your europe European this?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, I am. Well you started it, so I thought
I need to get on board with it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I did Akiki trip in two thousand and thirteen.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I've been to Barthel.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
The time.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Let's not like there's a competition, all right.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
This third one is a bit of an egg personally,
so I will be judging your answers socks that foot
on your feet like gloves, head or mess.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I thought you just meant like tight socks, and then
I realized what you meant, like the ones around the end.
I saw it at the gym.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Is it? Is it a gym? I was going to say,
it must be a sporty thing.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Must you thought they were like special like walking on
rock kind of foot glove things, you know, with like
the extra grap underneath. I feel like there are those
contractures right like your like your like sea shoes. Yes, yeah,
but still no.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I think you're fear enough to have a neck about that, sire.
And thankfully we're all on the same page.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Mary J. Many and PJ the podcast The Heads
The Hits Drive with Maddy and Pja thanks to chimis
were house the real house of fragrances on Thatllo and
welcome to the podcast. And what is potentially going to
be one of the quickest and TROSI behood, I.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Think the quickest, because we have got to get to
our hall born.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We are late, we're laid swear lead to our important day.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The town of Tata is there, They're ready to go,
and so you and I need to hit the road.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh what's our approach on the stage tonight, because you
know how sometimes you overcompensate with.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your march on it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I know, and I start swearing there was one time
I did that. No, I'll be I'll be a little
bit more chill.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We've got to we've got to we've got to announce
a prom King and Queen.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Who's going to decide that?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think you and I just do a little walk
around and I think maybe we just go for vibe
in beast dressed kind of.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, all right, well, look enjoy the podcast coming out.
You'll hear my absolute mirror of a nightmare, miya of
a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, it's been a day, my mior of a travel story.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Plus we talked about how long has it been since
you've said seen someone, but you've continuously said to them,
We've got to catch up.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And our favorite, well, one of our favorite games of
the week, No Funny, No Money made a return and
three Gotta laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It was a good one today.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Enjoy everybody, have a great weekend, and we'll see you
back Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Many and the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We're gearing up for a massive night at ten Mutter
Public Hall.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
This literally idea. This idea was burst a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ago, all because you've got a little note in your
letterbox so you needed to RSVP for your community hall party.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, I just think these are such nuggets of goodness
in the community and they're not celebrated enough, and there's
so much blood, sweat and tears that go into these
beautiful community halls and they're not checked to run as well.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So we wanted to give back.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Thanks to Zine Color Shops where giving tim much a
public hall, a bit of a spruce up, a nice
fresh look of paint, and the income. Tonight we're putting
on our best or near best.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And gotta have a whole Ball the theme as black
tie on an shop budget.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You and I have popped along to the op shops
this week to try and find ourselves an outfit. Well,
actually we found ourselves a few different options, and then
the people voted on what they wanted us to wear. Yeah,
you're having second thoughts.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm having serious anyway, is all right, no going back,
So we'll be dressed out from seven o'clock to night.
But I've got a lot of questions because you got
to go to the hall this afternoony seen it? Use
can you give a little rundowt Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
First of all, she's she's cute. She's real cute. Think
about you know, like whenever you see like a quintessential
painting of a small town in New Zealand and they
have a community all in the painting.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes, this is it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This is every single community hall that has ever been
painted before. It is just so quintessentially key We but boy,
she needs a she needs a sprucer.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Right, Okay, so the lack of paint from Razine Color
shops couldn't come in a bit of time.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh my god, she's in dire need of some love.
But she's she's got good bones as they.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Says, good good basso No.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So we turn her and already like people have opened
up the hall ready to go for our team, and
they have set up tables and everything, and now our
team are in there and they're putting up all the
decorations and getting things ready. Right, So we're there and
we're filming some stuff outside and the school is right
(03:45):
across the road. I will say, Tamata not much not
much there, yeah, right, it's a school in the hall
pretty much, and then a couple of houses dotted around,
but the schools right across the road. Well, one teacher
pokes hit out the door and goes.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Maddy, can I get a photo?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And the next thing I know, there's like four different
teachers that have poked the heads out of their classrooms.
So everyone, needless to say, everyone in the community is
very very exciting town.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well town, the area.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The area is ready too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Gold the podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We're in Hamilton this afternoon ahead of hallball at the
public hall this evening, and well, the day hasn't exactly
gone to plan.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So should we tell the people what the plan was? Yes,
let's do that, which is that you were going to
fly from Parmeersan north to Auckland, YEP produces here and
I had plans to come and pick you up from
the airport and then we were all going to.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Take you to a down together, correct, Sem. That didn't happen, No,
no it didn't. Now, my flight was at about nine
ten am this morning, and I'll be honest, often my
flights are around seven, So I was a little cocky
going into today, going, oh, PJ gets a little sleep
Leepan not really, I was up at sex, but I
(05:11):
still felt like I had a little bit more time.
And I know that wrote to the airport quite well
because I've done it many a time, so I was
confident in making it and being prompt. However, Google Maps
took me on a bit of a wild goose tage.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But this is my question to you, because you do
drive that route all the time, why were you even
listening to Google Maps? Wow? Just driving the way you
always drive?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, Because I just assumed that it had factored in everything,
and there must have been some delays somewhere on the
longer lines you said to go. So it added on
a good twenty minutes right, and I was tracking behind it.
I was still going to make it. I was sort
of still within that thirty thirty five minutes us pushing it.
But it's a tiny airport and there are no lines,
and usually you can just straight on it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And you thought, well, I'm from the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Not once did that pass through my brain. But I
did arrive and I ran through the doors and I
went to Chicken and she said, sorry, ma'm you're one
minute late.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's closed.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I said, I don't need to check my bag
and that's fine. I can take that on the flight
with me. It's light enough, it can come with me.
She goes, I'm sorry, And I just had never had
that moment in my life before, and I felt so
ashamed and everything just read blurry, and I was like
I have and I was like, I have to be
there tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
She tried as well, blessing, She did try to get
you on that flight.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
She was amazing, And it was totally my fault. I
should have given myself more time. But I was just cocky,
wasn't I?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
So, is this the first flight you've missed? Yeah, that's surprises.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Naked niked hoe that it was a wake up call.
I'm definitely going to be a lot earlier now.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
When I was getting really getting ready to leave home
this morning and I saw you call and about the
time that you should have been on the fly, I
just went, I know exactly what's happened here. I know
exactly what's happened. And was I surprised in the slightest. No,
did produce this here? And I have a conversation on
the phone where we both went. Of course this happened
to PJ. Yes we did. So.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I had to jump straight in my car and I
drove literally all day.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But that's fine. We got here, We made it. We
had a plan B and we were good to go.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We got your coffee, coffee.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I've had a ten minute minute. We ready to go
over this afternoon.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Many in PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And we're talking travel nightmares. This morning. The day didn't
go to plan. No, I was a minute, okay, it
might have been three minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And minute. It sounds good because it makes it sound
like you just just missed it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm pretty sure I walked through the doors at one
minute too, and she either said one minute or three
minutes late.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Anyway, I pushed it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I missed out on getting on the flight. It was
quite horrifying. I then had to drive from Palmerston North
to Hamilton and we're here. We made it a one
pace but it did get us thinking, oh, eight hundred
the hats were you a minute too late? When did
you just miss out on something? Mandy is joining us
on a light hundred the hats.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm Andy, Hey, how's it going. You've been in the
same boat.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I have been in an exact same boat. Mate took
my husband on a location to Queenstown and we fell
in love with that cookie time shop.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I know the one another one too, right in the
center of town.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's so good and like I had.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I already had a quick time milkshake. But just before
we left to go back home on the aeroplane, I
was like, no, I want one more, one.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
More, You've got to do it.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I was like, here's the time I went to the shop.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
He ended up being a line for the milkshakes, and
I got my milkshakes.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We got to the airport five minutes too late, and
it ended up costing us another two hundred and three
hundred dollars flight through christ Me live it down.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But Mandy, how good was that milkshake?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That was worse.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And the worst fun is you're probably got a cookie
time when you got on the fly.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Just at that party tonight, Are you coming?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah? And I can definitely guarantee that that band is epic.
Jesse and O'Brien's one epic band.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Oh ready for a.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Party to party on the D floor with.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
You, hard Hard.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
We'll see you later, alright.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
He's got Helen on eight hundred the heads, Helen, What
did you miss out by one minute?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
I missed my brother's wedding probably first off, and it's
still in mart What happened?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
How did you miss it?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Well, it's in it invotes over the phone pride. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be there. And they said it was for an
engagement party. I said, cool, around sixty seventh. What we're
not late?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Fashionably late? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And then my other brother ring and your hate. They're
not getting engaged, they're getting married. Crappy clothes on, clothes on,
got in the car, got round here and I go, oh,
you're a minute late, mate, We've just broken the ceremony.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
It's at it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I bet you, I bet you had some yeah, some
tense words with your brother. I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Mary J. Many and PJ. The podcast The heads, no funny,
no money.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, we are doing our whole bottom.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
We will get to that zone. We are very excited.
But in the meantime, no funny, no money. We do
this every Friday on the show. You tell us a joke,
and of many and I reckon, it's funny. Even just
one of us thinks it's funny. We're going to give
you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Just been the Chemiswey House.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
The thing to the thing to know is that it
usually takes PG. I would say five seconds, not always.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
And I would also say it can be a bad joke,
but if it's delivered, well.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That's true, it can be corny. But yeah, if they
if they've got a good delivery, then it might slip
past the goldpost.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
All right, Jenny is up first, Happy Friday, Jenny. How
you doing.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
How are you guys?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Very well? You reckon. This is a good joke you're
about to tell.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
It's my favorite joke.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So you guys like it.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
I feel very nervous.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
All right, Okay, Why did the pine tree fall over?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Why?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Too many cones? Mann?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I like that one. And this is what I'm saying.
You a little bit naughty.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, dollars is coming away Jenny to spend it chems.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Thank you, enjoying your weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, let's go to Nicola. The bar has been
said on, Oh Andrew the hats, welcome to no.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Funny, no money.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Hi, how's it going very well? Nikola?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You reckon, you've got a good ee.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Well, my teenager told me this and she cracked herself
up laughing, So I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay, all right, give it to us, knoler. What's your joke?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
If you're European when you go.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Start again.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Again?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Away, okay, start again.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
If you're American going into the bathroom and you're no
American when you come out of the bathroom, what are
you in the bathroom? European?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sorry if you did stop it with the first thing
about it is, it's easy. Really, it is a good joke.
It's a good joke.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You've got me.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Go go away and work on your delivery. I reckon
for the next time you tell that.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
By saying that that we had to do it good.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm so you have a great weekend. Let's up with
one more cooler. I did like that one, and you
get it?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
That was Oh I got it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
All right, no funny, no money. What is your joke?
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Oh I got home from work last night and is
just getting out of shaw.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Excuse me.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
I shaved my armplets shaved my legs. I'll even shaved
my bikini line.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
You know what that means?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I sighed, and yeah, it means the drones blocks.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Where is it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Going, husbands? Honestly, you should see our shower here. Hey,
well done, it's clever.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I like that was.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was a whitewash this way it was. It was
three thirty dollars arches, chimes were house.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We gave away.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
As we gear up for our whole ball at Public
Hall tonight. We wanted to get some texts. Who's coming?
Someone said, oh, well, my hobby and I are coming,
So I'm looking forward to it. Lou and John Mayer,
John Mayers.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
John, Yeah, but it's felt different. M E y e R.
It might be maya yeah, oh John Mayer. We could
call him Mayer.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Let's call him. But do you know what, It'll be
a great opportunity I reckon for a lot of people
and to catch up and do that thing that they've
that is one of the most relatable phrases in the
Western world. I reckon, We're going to catch up sometime soon.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Relatable phrases, but I reckon, from when you were like
mid tw it gets even more pertinent and it never happens.
I feel like when you're younger, you're better at catching
up because you kind of got less responsibility. As you
get to the darker end of your twenties thirties, it
becomes a lot harder to frequently catch up with good friends.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So I went to we had Brody Kane on the
show last yesterday, Yes, and she's got a new book out,
and so last night she had a little shindig for
her book launch. And I went in and stayed for
the speeches, and then I had to leave. I had
to get home for the dog. I had to let
the dog out oddy so, and as I was leaving,
(15:37):
I passed someone who was coming in. So we were
ships in the night, and it was someone that I know,
and I said to her, I'm leaving. I'm so sorry
that we've missed each other, but we've got to catch
up for a drink. And then I went home and
I thought about it, and I thought, how many times
have we been saying this? And for how long have
we been saying this? So I went back through our
(15:58):
messages and I realized the last time we actually saw
each other and actually caught up three bloody years ago,
three years of us consistently saying to each other, we've
got to catch her yees.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So it's reciprocated. It's not just on you, right, it's
a mutual, absolutely mutual.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It's a mutual terribleness.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And we're all we've all been there, right. You were
telling us that you've been doing this with your neighbor
for agent.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, for literally a couple of years, and it was
actually our local ball. We were kids together and we
were like, you got to come around for a cover tea,
And then finally she came round today.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But my mom's at home and she came round for
a cover of coffee and I missed her.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
So it's gonna be, I reckon three years until she
comes around for a proper cup of tex So she's.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Actually caught up with your mom before she caught up
with you.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Brilliant, But this is such a relatable thing, particularly from
your twenties on ones, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It just becomes harder right, and then and then it
almost becomes a running gag, where the longer it goes
on the more ridiculus list, it beca'ts and I reckon
there will be people out there who have been doing
this for.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Years, especially when you get kids on the next as well.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh totally.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We have been ruminating over one of the most common
phrases in the English language. We've got to catch her.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We've got to get you, got to catch It's just
something all of us adults do, and I think we
have the best of intentions, absolutely take every time I
say that to someone, I do me.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I mean it, I mean it, But the follow through
is a lot.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Hell lot.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Sometimes you do it, you find yourself six months, twelve months,
eighteen months, three years go by and you're still saying
to each other, we've got to get you get caught
in a loop like a time do so.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
We wanted to go to the phones. Oh eight hundred
hats how many years can we get under the belt?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Foost up?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've got Dylan joining us. Hello, Dylan, You're not too
bad mate.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
You've been guilty of doing this, not me, personally, but
my partner, she's a pretty bad procrastinator. But when it
comes to her friends are very very bad.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
And how long are we talking? Girls?
Speaker 8 (18:12):
So her and her best friend they miss each other
all the time on Facebook saying we need to catch up,
and I think it's been close to about three years now.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'd say it's.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Pretty standard for a lot of favors only and also
looks I'm going to give us some leeway.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, COVID has a lot Tower's tree, although that we
can't really use it anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
No, quite a bit of times pasted since then. Hey, Dylan,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Let's move on to Joe on eight hundred the hats Joe,
you also have been guilty of this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, I have with one particular person, Joe, Yes, who
is it?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
My best mate? The last time I've seen her sixteen.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Sixty on quick math quick math, that's eight years, eight years, Jay?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Often your best friends because you know that when you
see each other, nothing's going to change. And I find
my bestest of friends decay a dickadill pass and it's
just like nothing changed.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
How far away are you from each other?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Like forty minutes, no.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Ex like go in order, go and organize a coffee
ketch that call your beast free right now and you
say we got to catch up.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
If you probably do say that she ends up having
work and oh ah, and then I have work or
you know, it's just annoying.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So the vicious cycle continues.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
It's ripping up with Jeanette's Oh wait, hundred the hats Jeanette?
Speaker 8 (19:40):
How long has it been thirty five years?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
What j.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
And I'm seeing her tonight?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh okay, you've got to tell us the story who
wizard and what's been going on for thirty five years?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
You need friend and she loves services, so that it's
coming in tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
And tell us, Jenny, what are you doing to celebrate?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're having her over for dinner, You're going out what's
her Name's gonna stay?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
She's going to stay for a couple of days. So
we shall do the sights in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh, so, hold, Jeannette, can you do us a favor?
Can you send us a photo of the two of
you as you reunite? We would love to see that.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
It would be wonderful.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I'll do that for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I have the best night and we're going to send
you out how peaks about you as well?
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Okay, thanks for that, hey, by now bye?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh my god, I'm in love with her.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So it can be done. It can be even if years.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Maddy ANDJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
We've been talking about a woman who has now been
ordered to pay a fine of over two thousand dollars
after telling her boss that he had a small little mind,
tall little mind. Not the media on LinkedIn? So is
there like a message, because I've never you.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Can direct me. It's like any kind of social media site. Really,
you can comment, you can direct message. I do wonder.
I wonder, as you said, what time of night it was, maybe,
how many beverages have been consumed?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah, and how long after the message was sent? Do
we know was she out of a job?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'd say pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So we wanted to know, in hindsight, what did you
say to a figure of authority that was probably not
the wisest of ideas.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We've got a great text through my old boss and
I got into a heated conversation and they turned around
and said to me, it's okay because you're just jealous.
And before I could think about it, I had said, No, actually,
I'm jealous of everyone that hasn't met you yet.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Brutal.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I just remembered I used to work with someone and
he I'm not even kiddaying on a night out, accidentally
about dialed his boss and was not talking the nicest
things about but he still was employed afterwards.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't know if the boss.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Actually heard exactly what was said, but he realized afterwards
that he.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Had literally been on the phone for a good amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know what I reckon Christmas parties have a lot
to answer for it as well. I remember someone going
up to the CEO at the Old Coming that I
worked for and asked for a pay rise, and did
they get one?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
None?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
No, No, I mean you never know. You never know
if you don't ask.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If you don't know, you don't know if you don't ask.
But maybe at nine o'clock on the dance floor at
the Christmas party is not the best idea place to ask.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
For Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
This the pe Pol's Poll, the Big Pool's Poll. Everybody
comes together, It's the Big Pool's Poll, the People's.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Pole on the show every day Today The idea for
the people's poll came on my mammoth road trip that
I had to make unplanned. I was meant to to
catch up flight, but I missed it, so I had
to drive the length basically of the North Island.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You've done. You've done a good job today.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We made it and that's the most important part.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
However, along my journey, I did notice something that would
make some people gag.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I reckon, and I think because I.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Grew up with older brothers, I'm slightly more immune to
this behavior.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
But even you thought, I don't know that this is acceptable.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
So I got stopped at the you know, stop going
sign where they do roadworks, and they just stand around and.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
They right there.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
You go on these days they might give you.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I did get a minor wave and and as I
was waiting there, and I was probably there for about
five minutes, I kid you not, the guy waked not
just once, but twice. He literally went down on the
ground right in front of me. And I was on
the only car like there was quite a long line,
and he was just happily publicly quaking.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So a couple of things. One, I guess they do
say it's been out there how they do, but.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
They also say in private yes.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Although at least he's not doing it. I'm like, you know,
there's something about people doing it on like a foot
path or something. If he's just doing it on the
side of the road, no one else is going to
be walking or anything like that. I mean, would I
do it? No?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I just vividly remember my grandmother Jojo bless Her would
always say to my brothers, and they were teenagers, because
they'd wake out the window. Remember they go and do
it out the moving car, and she'd be like, boys, no.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well, the wind, the blowbit from the wind could get.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
That on the exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So I just always hear Grandma Joe's voice in my head.
But what do you think New Zealand? Do you think
public cle hyking is acceptable or not?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yes or no?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
It's that simple. I'm sure the swell of oakes in
Emo shave absolutely. So you can text her through a
four four eight seven, or you can weigh in on
our pole. We put it up every afternoon on the
Heads Drive with Many and PJ.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Maddy and PJ Mady and PJ Podcast, The People's Poll,
The peg Pole's Pole. Everybody comes together it's the people's polled.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Okay, today, today's people's pole is quite visceral, it's quite grim.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
But it was something that I was inspired by.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
On my long road trip today through the North Island,
as I made my way to tim Utter for a
tomato hall pool tonight, I saw a construction worker publicly hawking,
not just once but twice, and I thought, hang on,
have I missed something here or is this commonly acceptable
in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I mean to be fear if anyone was ever going
to hook Yeah, it probably is the guy on the side,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Doing it on grass. Yeah, he probably didn't realize. I
was just looking for.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
The path.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
But even still, it does feel a bit great.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It does feel a bit grim, and the text machine
is just an absolute whitewash.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Ooh yeah gross, yeah, just discussing grow up only young
little boys too.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm looking at the Instagram pole and you can always
go on vote on the Hits drive with many in PJ,
ninety seven percent of people said it is not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
To whik Oh my god, that's more than a convicted
criminal from yesterday being out on a reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
That was our biggest so far.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But stop that. Ninety seven percent say you cannot do.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
It, So I will not be doing this time soon.
Have you got any topics for next week's people as well?
You can take them through four four eight seven on that.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Many and PJ the podcast. That's Mady and Pj's Whole
Ball with Razine, and it is about to happen.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Our very first whole Ball is happening tonight at Temata
Public Hall just out of Raglan, all thanks to Razine
color shops. If you need inspiration, you can view the
color and will pay the library your local Razine color
shop and take home your favorite colors.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
To try with razine test spots.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So thanks to those legionds, we're going to be giving
the whole bit of a sprucer up and throw on
a massive.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Party there tonight.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm ready you look.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Can I say something?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Say it?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't know if this is going to be a
compliment or not that you're giving Romburg and Evice.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I'll take that. No, I'll take that. Use've got the
brown vibes. I'm thank you.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I look like a maroon bag, so.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, no, hey, you look great.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
You look like a maroon bag with a bowl on it.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, we're going to make a right royal entrance, but
there are people there from our team already sitting up,
and so we thought we needed to do a little
bit of a chicken see what the vibe of the
place was before we were arrived.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, event, Queen Larissa, can you please come in?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Hi friend, Hi team? How are you Larissa?
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Good?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm very excited now.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, so we need a little bit of a lowdown.
Give us the lay of the land. How have things
been tracking into Martha at the hall this afternoon?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
So it's not been too bad other than it took
us forty minutes to put up the beautiful banner, not
seven of us, but we finally got it up. It's
looking stunning. We've got a nice balloon, Garland, the band
sitting up. The drink that suck luridy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't want to sound too keen about the food,
but what's on the menu tonight?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
I can't have a ball or a party without pizza,
am I right?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I love it? Love it.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Feed the people.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Rumor has it that there's been quite a lot of
toats going by the hall this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Is that right? Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
And lots of visitors, lots of nosey little part stopping me.
It's then, but we welcome it.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So safe to say the vibe is on.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
The vibe is definitely on, apart from the one gray
cloud above us.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
But that is fine, It's okay, that's okay, we can
deal with that, Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
In the beer And what times the band kicking off tonight?
Speaker 5 (28:47):
The band's kicking off around seven point thirty, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well we need to hit the road.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
We'll be there, soch Larissa, thank you so much for
because people probably think that we do.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All we're doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Hey, guys, you bring the vibe.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We turn up and we have a good time, which
we're so so excited to do tonight.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, bring it on all right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So if you are hitting along to ten Months a Hole,
we will see you after seven o'clock on Parme and
Massive Thinking as well to Export for supplying the drinks tonight.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Maddy and PJ. Madi and Pj the podcast The headsad
or Mess.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And it's time for a round of Head or Mass
producers Sarah as in studio. We're currently in the Hamilton
studio as we gear up to go to the Ten
Months of Public Hall for our very first whole ball. Now,
it's quite cozy. You guys have to share a microphone.
We did.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Do you know what I feel like?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I feel like a.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Like a background background singers who often end up having
to crowd round the one mic.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, you guys are doing it very cute. If you're
wearing yodorant.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
I haven't brushed my teeth. We've just broken new show markstone.
I just got changed in front.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Of the two of you.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I wasn't looking, but I was purposefully not looking.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I wasn't doing it for you, all right? Number one?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
To that? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Number one?
Speaker 10 (30:10):
Typing out smiley faces on your phone instead of using emojis.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Mess Sorry, what do you mean? Like awkward? Or like embarrassed?
And it will come up like the dot dot and
then the half circle.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Sorry. I'm a mess for that.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I'm a mess for that? Doing it again? What's wrong
with me? Why have I gone back to their style?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I reckon you just need a little bit of nostalgia
in your life.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It is very nostalgia. But nah, I do.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, but I often type in I type in the word.
But sometimes when you type in the word and then
you click on the corresponding emoji. It doesn't the word
the word disappears, but then sometimes it doesn't. So sometimes
I'll end up sending a message that not only has
the emoji of their nails, but also.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
The word nails, Like you really trying to hammer the.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
He's like such a boomer.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's embarrassing. Okay, Topic number two, Number.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Two, small coffees, those tiny ones that are just a
shot of express.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Mess mess when I'm in Italy.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
While I am a regular oaklet white kind of girl,
but I've gone down size as I've got older, I've
got less and lee smelk.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, same, but I still like a little bit of milk.
But I wouldn't be opposed to it Cortado or maybe
like a little piccola.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Excuse me, are you just trying to one aut me
with your europe European this?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, I am. Well you started it, so I thought
I need to get on board with it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I did Akiki trip in two thousand and thirteen.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I've been to Barthel.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
The time.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Let's not like there's a competition, all right.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
This third one is a bit of an egg personally,
so I will be judging your answers socks that foot
on your feet like gloves, head or mess.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I thought you just meant like tight socks, and then
I realized what you meant, like the ones around the end.
I saw it at the gym.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Is it? Is it a gym? I was going to say,
it must be a sporty thing.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Must you thought they were like special like walking on
rock kind of foot glove things, you know, with like
the extra grap underneath. I feel like there are those
contractures right like your like your like sea shoes. Yes, yeah,
but still no.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I think you're fear enough to have a neck about that, sire.
And thankfully we're all on the same page.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Mary J. Many and PJ the podcast The Heads
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