October 14, 2024 • 37 mins
- What do you want to biff of your partners that isn't aesthetically pleasing?
- BJS bought some content to the show!
- Finish Me Off: PJ absolutely butches movie quotes
- Group Therapy: we catch up with a caller from MONTHS ago who had a dilemma with a dog pooping on her lawn everyday and she couldn't catch them.. well there's been a massive update
- Matty's got a bone to pick with PJ
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Medi and PJ. Thanks to chimis
Weerehouse the Real House of Fragrances. Hello, and welcome to
the podcast. Do you want to tell everyone about the
party that you got invited to at the end of
the month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, it's a it's an event. It's like a public event.
But okay, yeah, it's a it's a Halloween party. But
it's a gay Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So can you go if you're straight? Or is it
just yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah? Do you want to come?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well maybe I'm kind of I'm kind of interested.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What would you dress up as?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know. Can you help me?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I need to help myself first.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Are you going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I'm going to go. Is it like all our
It's all out and people will go crazy. There will
be a lot of let me tell you, there will
be a lot of flesh on display.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Are we thinking spray tan? Are we thinking yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I might have to do we spray. I haven't had
a spray team in so long.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Your records looking good, it's looking real.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Good, thank you. But I have been eating a lot
of crap lately.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What's your weakness? Are you sweet? When you're in that
rut of bad food or is it everything?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'd say mostly sweet, but I do love I do
love a potato chip.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh like chippy. I made the best. And I had
a lot of potato connoisseurs at my house last night
and they said they were the best roast potato.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Do you have a trekking?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Nailed it? Do you have a treck So I par
boiled them, and then I got told about the corn flowers.
I put a bit of corn flower on them and
gave them a good shake, and then I just put
plenty of oil in and our oven must because we've
got a fire oven. I reckon. I just nailed it
with the hate I don't know, fucking crunchy. And I
thought I'd ruined them at one point because they were
getting a little bit like meshed up, and I was like,
(01:58):
oh no, they're like some of the part the chips
were falling apart. They were epak and they put rosemary
on them.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I remember Josh Emmett, you know, the New Zealand Chief
Josh Emett. Yeah, he put something on a story ages ago,
being like if you want my recipe, like dm me
and I'll like with your email dress and I'll email
it to you. And so I have Josh Emmett's roast
potato recipe.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
In my yah. Does he do duck fat?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, he doesn't do duck fit.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I forgot to get duck fit yesterday and my friend
was like, that's okay, and then I did it without
the duck fat and he was like, holy shit, that
was still amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But you do it. You've got to parboil them and
you do the shake.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The shake yeup? Do you do corn flower flower?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, a little bit of corn flower and then you
heat the oil first, like heat the oil in the
other so like when you add the potatoes at sizzling.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, they are one of the best foods I reckon.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How often do you think the podcast intro is just
us talking about food?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I mean, I would love to hear from someone from
someone is here to complain about how much. So I'm
going to just take it as a free.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
People this is what the people to run with that, this.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Is what the people love food. I love food.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You love fo I teached you earlier today and I said,
because I am trying to, I'm trying to get a
little bit better. I think I've just gotten into a
habit of expecting a sweet tree every day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It becomes a really vicious cycle once you the more
sugar you have, the more you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, and it's not obviously not great for your health.
I'm not I'm not opposed to the occasional sweet tree,
but I.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was getting everything and balance and moderation.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But I was getting them every day, which A is
not great for your health, but also b not great
for the bank balance. Like I was buying cookies and
slices and whole packets of biscuits at.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One point, but that was the more economical option.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It was, but they were not lasting as long as
I intended them to. My whole reason when.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're doing five packets a week, it's time to raise
your life decisions.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My whole reasoning was like I'll just have one. I'd
just have one biscuit from the packet a day, and
then that will last me like a couple of weeks.
You know, I can hick them out tree four sometimes
a day.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Does Ryan buy secret packets and biscuits? Sorry, it was
really drawn out of.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Secret packets and biscuits. But I have from time to
time opened up there like the know the bin, you know,
like a wheelly bin to put some rubbish in, and
I'm like, oh, there's a McDonald's bag in.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Curious it wasn't just thrown in by a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, that'd have to have come on to our property
to throw it in, which would be.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Odd interesting use in rugby season pretty much at least
once a night, once a week, bj would I would
find rappers in the back of his car.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, but those are glass really shouldn't be throwing stones.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So anyway, we digress. What else is going on? How
is my boy Ryan Bajo really wants to come and
stay at your house?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Would he be up for a gay Halloween party? He'd
be eating alive? He really?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Do you think he would put him topless, spray tan
him a little.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Bit, drinking that like would go wild.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He got told the other day that he looked like
a porn star, that all these guys were like, man,
you look like this guy. I can't remember John Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like a specific porn Yeez.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They're like you look like this I've seen.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Why are they?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Why is mates? Ah like the guy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I need to look this up actually on a work computer,
Guy Smith. Maybe it's not John Smith. I swear it was,
But it was something like that really common name.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Peach.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh I haven't I'm going to get John Smith porn,
but I'm not. I'm not gonna dear so go images.
Oh fuck, it could be. Oh my god, they've literally
done the eye with the crossover at the all band
apart from one photo. Really, Oh you really can't look
a Pennie fun stuff at work? Can you? How did
(06:16):
you you're looking up? Does he look like John Smith?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Is he balled?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
But he's also Maybe this is just my algorithm, but
all I'm getting all I'm getting feed porns.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, I saw. I don't see Homer Erotica come up
with John's man?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And so is this the guy that BJ's friends there?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I need to missag him and ask who was the porn?
So you look like, hang on, I'll give an answer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Can you see it? Produce the siia kind of?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's got a lot of what if I right here
in this picture there? Okay, I've got to find out. Okay,
we gotta go, we gotta go, but we'll give you
an update on John's tick. John to fulcrate even if
you want more information coming up and today show me
what to know what you'd love to biff of your partners,
What item of theirs can you not tolerate.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I had a big bone to pick with Page, and
we asked you what bones you had to pick with
your friends as well.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Plus we've revisited a Greek therapy from a few months ago,
Cheaper's It Got Juicy. All of that more coming up
in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't know if this is me just being really
pantic or immature, but I feel like I've been playing
a game of musical cheers and literally having continuously hide
one of my husband pajos items at home, and it's
actually really silly, because I should celebrate what this item is.
(07:58):
It's one of those little, lank, cheap plastic trophies that
you get from sports teams, you know, the one of
the little golden guy on it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, I've won one before.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What did you win one for? I say that with
serious affection.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm so surprised my team won the lowest grade division
of that you could possibly win.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So it was a participate participation award, it really was.
So Anyway, BJ has actually acquired as quite a few
of these over the last few years, you know, picking
up like best on and off field player and whatever.
And I keep because he keeps putting it out like
on our main bench at home, like we've got kind
of this butcher's block, and then it goes into this
(08:47):
communal table and he keeps just it just keeps being
put up, like right in the center of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bless him. Who does he think he is? Tiger Woods?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He's still got high homes for the all blacks. And
I'm like, I don't know how to tell you this,
but and so then I go and sort of shimmy
it away out of main sight, just so it can
be a little less in your face. And then what
do you know, I get back there this morning and
it's right in the center, and it's just one of
(09:18):
those things. I'm like, do I need to surrender and
just let him have his moment and have this rugby
trophy out of full side.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
The thing about it is, yes, we should celebrate our
partner's successes, but also there's an esthetic element to it
which I understand, which is that if it was a
lovely like glass trophy or something that might be.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Sweet with glass, yes I agree with you, but he
doesn't two dollar trophy. It doesn't blend in with the
rest of our kind of country rustic esthetic.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you know what I mean? Totally? Could you? I
often hear about people who like oscar wimmers, who put
their oscars in like the toilet. Could you put it
in the toilet or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So it's with I don't go with the vibe, go
with a toilet, And that's saying something, Oh, I under
the hats to join the show, because I'm feeling like
I'm a bit of a rough partner right now. Is
the air an item of your partners you wish you
could throw in the bed? You love them to bets,
(10:24):
but man, there is one thing of the ears you
cannot stand. You're nodding along frantically.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I had to buy my husband had a sweatshirt that
had so many holes in it, and he continuously wore.
And you know my husband, he's a very fashionable man.
I just could not feed them why he continued to
wear the sweatshirt. So I started having to buy him
lots of different sweatshirts so that eventually I could go,
now that you've got new ones, maybe we can think
about throwing it and did he Eventually I got rid
(10:52):
of it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a little TV. It's probably like a little comforter.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Need Well, I got rid of the comfort, So what
me now?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, well, I'll wait a hundred the hats to join
the show. You can text four for eight six.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Maddy ANDPJ.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Mady and PJ the podcast what are You worsh You
could throw out of your partners. There is a trophy
that my husband won from his local rugby club, and
he's so proud of it. He puts it out on
the main kitchen bench, and I keep trying to hide
it and put it in slightly more discreete positions, and no, no, no,
(11:31):
it keeps getting moved back. He goes to the center
of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He goes, Babe, I looked hard for that trophy. It
needs pride of play place.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It could be my last season.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I need to celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So I'll wait a hundred of the hats. You can
text all for eight seven. What do you wish you could?
Birth of your partners?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
First of all, you are not alone. We have been
figured and undated with texts. Someone said My Partner's Collection
of Half Functioning nineteen eighty Toyota Corollas he considers them
an investment items. Shoot me now, says Laura.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
How many can you have? Is it just taking out
the whole driver?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Also Toyota Corollas like that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Don't get me wrong. There're sturdy beas, sturdyul vintage classic cars,
are they?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This one? Two ugly pig heads on the wall. I'd
take a small plastic trophy over them any day. The
things we don't for love. Kelly is joining us on
our hundred hurts Hi, Kelly, how are you? Hi?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I'm good, thank you? How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Very well? What would you like to buff with your partners?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Or we just cut out? So that again?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
A wooden duck?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
A wooden duck? Why does he have a wooden duck?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So it's like I get because he's a bit of
a hunter duck shooter and his muma obviously thought he'd
like it. It's about thirty forty centimeters high and like
it's even like it stands on its feet, you know,
like his webbed feet. But you know that flint they
like light fires with, like in the bush. It's got
it all on its bottom.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
But it's like set with gloom.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's really hard. It's just it's the bine of my
it's so ugly, like no one likes it, and the
mother in look is superin.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm like, we've lost it, Kelly, we got we got
get rid of the dark. Kelly, get rid of the dark.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I so empathize as a hunter's wife.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Asia is joining us in.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Asia.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Hi, Uh, what do you wish you could throw out
of your partners?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh? My partner has this one pair of underwear that
is just absolutely full of holes. And don't ask me how,
but it just somehow always makes its way out of
the rubbish.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So you do put it in the in the.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The same thing. It's almost like, I don't know, a
pride piece to show that they've really given their undies
love over the years or something, but literally unwearable.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It is they literally are and he just in love
with them.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Okay, do you think it's the ventilation? Maybe it gives
them a bit more breathability of something done. No, someone's mentioned.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, well you know what you're going to have to do? Asia,
burn them burn.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Up to podcast. Bless my heaby Beach. He loves a
Facebook real He's just like, oh my god, he's such
targeted content. There is the lamest stuff mixed in with
like historical stuff, mixed in with a lot of Joe
(14:46):
Rogan videos mixed in with you know, it's a very
curative feed. I appreciate probably about fifty to sixty percent
of the stuff. Sometimes there's some real good stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
BJ. Because a lot of younger people his age and
our age have gotten on Facebook or have you know,
migrated away from it, Bege is still front and center right.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He is OGFB harsh. He's never made the transition to
Instagram or TikTok. It's on the weekend. He was chuckling
away and Ben as he does, and then he came
to a video and he goes, oh, oh, or this
could be good for your shot.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Does he not think that you and I have the
capacity to come up with our own ideas. He's a
jastantly pitching radio content.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He just thinks that we need a fresh perspective from
the country side. I guess he thinks we need more
rural voices on the air. But this was a video
all about the origins of sayings, which is random. And
then I was like, actually, there's some interesting nuggets of
infohone here, hen listen to what video popped up on
Bejay's feed.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
During the Wild West era, carriage drivers would often bring
someone along to sit next to them as security, and
they usually carried a shotgun, hence the reason why we
call shotgun when we want to sit in the passenger
seat of a vehicle. Also in the Wild West era,
when a man was low on cash, he would offer
the bartender a bullet in exchange for a small drink,
(16:11):
which was usually whisky, so this became known as a
shot of whisky. In medieval times, it was widely believed
that a full moon could cause strange behaviors in individuals,
so when a person's behavior changed during a full moon,
they were considered a lunatic, which originated from the Latin
word for moon, which is luna.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yes, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
There were a few more. I thought that guy's monotonous
tide of voice could get a bit much for anyone
traveling home this afternoon. But here's another one, and the
fifteen hundreds. Apparently it was popular for people to sell
piglets at the market and little bags, but sometimes sellers
would replace the piglet with a least valuable cat and
so But Often shoppers would ask to see inside the
(16:57):
bag before making sure it wasn't a scam, hence the
phrase letting the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
No way.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Now I do have to ask have we fact checked
these at all?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Because what do you think straight from Facebook? Nothing that
you heard what isn't verified? Just then, but with the
great stories.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm vine it, I'm viney. It is a.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Nice braker for socializing this weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Many Impaja the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's huge day for Oasis fans today Peage.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
One of the just blasts for a bit, please please,
such a banger.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So I do have to just come in here quickly
and say Producer Siah just said, oh my god, this
is my one of my favorite songs. Is this by Oasis?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
There's such a gins in I can't do. I definitely
can't go to the concert. If I've said that, see,
we'll give it to you.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Go.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
There's a great cover of the ocs Andrek of Champage's open.
So maybe that's we've got confused.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Probably does everything have to come back to the OC? Is?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It does at the moment because it's Edin Brody season
and I will talk about the OC and Edin Brodie
wherever I.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Can't think you not about OC. It's not about Edin Brody.
It's about Nol and Liam Gallagher, who of course reuniting
after a very very long time after a very tumultuous
brotherly relationship for a set of concerts next year. And
today the pre sale open for the Australian League of
(18:50):
the Tour. Unfortunately, no it's it's not sold out already,
but as you can imagine, people are desperate to get
their hands on these tickets and so the pre sale
has been going crazy. Someone tweeted and said there were
seventeen thousand people ahead of them in the pre sale
(19:11):
queue and this is before general sales of even opened.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh wow, that sounds more stressful than a Taylor Swift
waiting rote truly.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Someone said I've never ever experienced an online waiting Q
like this to get tickets to a concert. So good
luck to anyone out there trying to get their hands
on Oasis tickets. Let us know. On the text was
seeing four four eight seven did you manage to get
tickets today in the pre sale?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Classic me like I'm one of those people. I'm like,
oh yeah, we'll see how we go. But I feel
like one of these concerts.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You have to make the call. You're going to be in,
and you're going to be in.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You can't wait and say I just hope that they
really commit to what and there's no dramas along the way,
like what do we think?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Do you know the worst thing? Christmas is coming up?
And you know what families like at Christmas time? If
this tour makes it through the Christmas period, blow up?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah the podcast finish me off.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
If I can do it today, Maddie, I've had like
I've been on the cast, I reckon of a migraine,
Like this headache has just been coming in and out.
So my quick wizard responses maybe lacking.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I love that you're using a headache as an excuse
for why you might be bad at this game.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Where really is just an expectation every week.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
So I this is this started because bless you, you
are very good at starting these kind of inspirational, beautiful quotes. Yeah,
you can never finish them. You always get lost in.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The weeds, A fuzzle, a fizzle hard.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, but I thought this week I would do things
a little bit differently because a f I, which is
the American Film Institute, has released the list of one
hundred most recognizable movie quotes.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh, I've got these in the bag. You reckon, absolutely, yep.
Lives like a box of chocolates. You never know what
you're gonna get. So one of them.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That is one of them, Yes, that is. Let me
have a look on the list. I just saw it before.
It is number I've lost it, but it is on the.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
On the spot here, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
It is on the list. Someone, it's number forty on
the list. There you go. So I'm gonna start you
off with an easy one. All right, okay, I reckon,
you've got this.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay. Frankly, my dear, you ain't going nowhere, okay, sade, Frankly,
my dear, tack my hand. Frankly, my dear, You're not
gonna go anywhere like that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I thought i'd study easy because this is number one
of the most recognizable movie quotes from the American Film Institute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Frankly, my dear, that's just how life goes. I don't
know what.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Is it, Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
from Gone with the Wind. You've never heard that quote before.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's a bit before my time.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Love.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Sorry, Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He's going to be my answer for every quote.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
If you didn't get that one, Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, now I've got this. What about snakes on a plane?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
There's no snakes on a plane on the list.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's a shock.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay, You've got to ask yourself one question.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
What's the question?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh, that's that's the start of the quote.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sorry, okay, can you say again?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You've got to ask yourself one question?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Can you go the whole way?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You've got to ask yourself one question?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Will it float? Will it float?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
What movie is?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Have never heard that? Start again?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You've got to ask yourself one question.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What day is it? No?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's from Dirty Harry. I got to ask yourself one question.
Do I feel lucky? Well? Do your punk?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
How am I supposed to know that?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
These aren't hit me up on the text machine? If
you have heard these quotes before, because I'm not talking
out my ass, these are very recognizable.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Movie questione, okay, SPoD time, lucky and if I get this,
I won one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
We were just talking about this movie earlier in the show. Okay,
I'll get you my pretty, I'll.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Get you my pretty. Doesn't she do an evil luve?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
She might do an evil love. But that's not the thing.
That's not I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
So it's the wicked witch of the Wist from Wizard
of O. She goes, I'll get you, my pretty.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm so sure.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
She just last, I'm so sure. I'll get you my pretty.
Give me your red shoes. Oh, I'll get you my pretty.
There's a tornadoor. Oh my god, I'll get you my pretty,
and your little doctor.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yes it, she got it.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Just got one hundred bucks for yave me.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh my god, I got there in the end.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
God, that hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm so sorry for anyone in the car. It was
a painful few minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
But I knew, see me and get the details, and
I'll get it, get it all right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I feel so so sweet. He longs to fly. Its
like Tamo not budgeting a straight On a Monday afternoon,
Mary J.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
May and Page the podcast The Heads Help Page. Every
week on the show, we have a segment called group therapy.
People right in they have dilemmas that they want us
to weigh in on. They want the listeners to weigh
in on, and we try and resolve whatever's going on
in their lives. We had someone come on, I reckon
(25:17):
maybe a couple of months ago, now, maybe even three.
It was a while ago, it wasn't it, And they
said to us they had a serious issue with a
cereal dog pooper.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Have listened to this but for some reason, and I
don't know who it is and I could never catch it.
There's always a freshly laid a bit of dog poop
on the front of the lawn and I can't catch
who it is. And I've actually gone out and asked
some you know the people. There's aunties and grandparents and
you know parents sitting out there and everyone was like,
(25:50):
don't know, don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So that was Tanya. Tanya lives in Taranaki and she
had this issue. She could not figure out who was
bringing their dog around her house and pulling on her lawn. Well,
we've been told by producer Sira that there is an
update in Tanya's story.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And Tanya joined us on the line right now, welcome
back to the show. Tanya.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Hey, how's it going, guys.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We're very We're well. We Pegana were talking a couple
of weeks ago, thinking I wonder whatever happened with Tanya
and that story. So producer Sira got in touch with you,
and she said to us, Oh, there's been an update.
Can you fill us in what's been happening? Tanya?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay, So still tried, you know, going with the neighbors
and looking behind, you know, from the bushes to catch
and then just happened to catch the person who did it.
So I followed them, found out where they left, and
next time that the next day, when it was done again,
I scooped into a little bit very nicely and brought
(26:55):
to your house this. Yeah, I had a week till
we got almost start. Brought it to the house and
I opened up the bag and dropped it on the
on their on their porch.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Was here ready atmath from that what happened.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
There was one more episode again and so I did
it again, and oh yeah, and I left a note
keep going. I know where he lived now. So he
did eventually stop and and I actually I would actually
move too. It was a planned move. So I don't
deal with that anymore where I am.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Tanya. Did you get to the bottom of why it was?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
He?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Was it a target of the tech? Do you think it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Might have been because I threw out I would always
throw out to the birds, you know, some fruit, chopped
up fruit and stuff that you know is starting to
go or whatever, especially winter, you know, they're hungry. So
I put up chopped off fruit and then maybe some
bread with peanut butter on it, you know what I mean,
or whatever. And the dogs always pulled. His dad would
(28:01):
always pull and annoy him, you know, and because the
dog wanted to eat eat the food. I don't know
if what had to do with that. It was an
old man, you know what I mean, so healthy old
and I was like, I'm not going to have a
confrontation lead you.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
To literally pack up and move house.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah. Yeah, well I wanted to anyways, but you know
what I mean, it was just I just well I
needed to move anyways. So and I had that planned.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
But I love that now now.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
I mean, whoever is moving moving into that place going
to be like, well maybe they'll maybe they'll call in
or you know, call in and let their dilumba be
the same I had to do.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Gosh, well, I'm glad you got to the bottom of
it of it eventually, and I did. I do you
know me? I love.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
On the doorstep, Tanya. We wish you all the with
your new home, and we hope that you have a
more peaceful time there.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Okay, yes, I will, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So you know a problem too big or too small
for group therapy and ever TUESDA tomorrow after four o'clock
you can text your dilemmas right now to four for
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Maddy and PJ, Mary and PJ the podcast The Friends,
or so I thought. It's been a big few weeks
for you, Peage. You've just you've just released you a
new podcast, Slow It Down.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You can listen brand new episode every morning on iHeartRadio
on Sundays to wind down and find your innercy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, if you haven't caught up on it, here's a
little taster of what you can expect.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I want you to hit pause with me.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
My podcast Slow it Down is your moment each breathe,
unwind and reconnects with what truly matters, explore mindful living
everyone's bring and discover practical.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Ways to save in the moment. But Slow it Down
with Prej Harting on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
So yes, it launches every Sunday morning in new episode
with PJ. And that is me doing my bug.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You're welcome because that's what we do. As friends, right,
we help each other out and we boost each other up.
And so that is me being a good friend to
you by plugging your new podcast. Imagine my surprise when
I come into the office and I see in right
out in the hits part of the office, there is
(30:36):
a table and there are I reckon thirty to forty
big boxes with your face plasted all over them. And
I was like, what is this for?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Can I fact check you there? I think there's about
twenty three or five twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Five, so thirty's let's round up to thirty, okay. And
I thought what is this for? And our boss said, oh,
those are the gift boxes that are being sent out
to people to celebrate the launch of pj's podcasts Slow
It Down. And I thought, oh my god, this is amazing.
They look it's so nice. Hang on, I've actually brought
(31:13):
one into the studio with me. I stole it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh you don't need to do that. It's a surprise.
They haven't got the metz.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It's beautiful. Okay, Well, I won't give anything away, but
it is a big box. There's a lot of exciting
things in it. Your face is all over the box,
and I thought, oh, my god, it's quite.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Big, isn't it. It's quite a lot of me, Yeah,
a lot of me.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And you've really like you've gone to town with what
people are getting in this gift box.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, I want people to feel, you know, inspires, Yeah,
to literally slow it down.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice to be inspired with one
of these boxes that Pj's been sending out to all
in Sundry. There's so many people on this list. I
know who's on the list because I went to marketing
and I see you know, and I said, who's getting
these boxes? Because I thought, well, how exciting for me
(32:04):
to receive one of these boxes from my very very
good friend PJ Harding. I am nowhere to be found
on the mail list of people receiving one of these boxes.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Did they not? I absolutely put your name.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Through lies because I said who made the list? Because
I thought, well, maybe marketing made the list and they
haven't left me off? And they said, we got sent
a list of people to send it to from PJ herself.
She put together the list of people that she wanted
to send these boxes to.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Okay, hear me out. I was lying in bed on
Friday night because I knew you had a bone to
pick with me, and it did start to occur that
this might be the topic of conversation, so hear me out.
We have talked about those podcast lots between you and I.
You've been exposed to news that it's out. The objective
(33:01):
of the box is to inform people who haven't heard
of it and to get a taste of what they
could expect.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So I thought that might be true. So I looked
at the list again because I thought, well, if it's
like random influences from out and about, then that makes sense, right,
because you do want to get the word out. There
are five people on the list who work in this
very building who will have absolutely heard about this podcast,
(33:32):
who have had to do liners on their own shows
about this podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
God really five?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well I might be exaggerating, but there were a few.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I love you so much,
But honestly, I was gonna if there were left over boxes,
I was going to give you one box. If there
were box, come on, you're not going to drink the
hevil teeth, You're not going to use them.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Over boxes I was going to give you.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I feel so honored. Thank you for bestowing on me
a left over box. If there is one.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I'm going to get into the marketing team and ensure
there's one on your table tomorrow. I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't know where to go with this. Well, I thought,
if I'm the if I'm here sitting here having a
gripe with my best friend, then maybe you do too.
Let's open up the hotline today your low level bones
to pick with your friends. We don't want serious, we
want trivial.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What is I'm pretty serious?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
What is the bone you have to pick with your friend?
Give us a call on eight hundred the Hits, or
you can text us to fall for it.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
MPJ Many and PJ the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Want to know your low level gripe with a friend.
Join the show and we could be hooking you up
with a whole peaz So March.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I found out last week that my good friend PJ
has been sending out gift boxes to a number of
people to celebrate the launch of a new podcast, and
I was not on the invite list.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Now someone teks you to say, Matty, is it just
the gift box that's box that's the issue, or is
it also the instantaneous lines that are rolling off Pj's tongue,
asking do marketing leave you off the list? Maybe it's
time for a friendship review. You know your plans? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I do?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I know my place?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, Well, we're not the only friendships that need, you know,
a few issues solved, So we want to know what
is your low level bone to pick with a mate?
Denise is joining us? Good ay, Denise, Hi.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Guys, good head us.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Denise. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I've got a.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Really good friend and we often go out for dinner
to get and she will really enjoy her meal, which
is fine, But one of the ways she shows she
enjoys it is that she will lick her knife, not
just a gentle lick, but like a cartoon on both
sides of the blade of the knife. And the nicest
restaurant and she goes to nice places, and I'm just like, yeah,
(36:22):
she's way more posh than me.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Or are you going to be kind and keep it anonymous?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I kind of really have to because we're probably going
to go out to dinner again. I don't want to
lose my only friend.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Far enough, fair enough. But she knows who she is,
she knows who she is, what are.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Your thoughts, Denise on looking at plate because my husband
can't deal that when there's food left and I just
have to get every little last bit. Do you reckon?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
That's fingers are acceptable, not tongue touching.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The from Denise, it's quite a few teakes coming through.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Someone has said my best friend didn't get me tickets
to her daughter's school production before that sold up. I'm
her auntie and she keeps asking why I didn't come.
I literally asked for tickets.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
A friend who I considered to be my best friend
had an affear with another guy from our own Oh
this seems TV. That's great, Sure off, I should leave.
I read it like, maybe it's quite heavy, Okay. Another
person here has said I'd love to get one of
pj's gift boxes. Will we be able to win or
purchase one? Please? You text in your details right now.
(37:32):
You know what. I'll send you out one of those
leftover box takes four for a seven. I've got your
girl coming up next.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I'm sorry, Mary J.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Mary and PJ. The podcast The Heads
The Hits Drive with Medi and PJ. Thanks to chimis
Weerehouse the Real House of Fragrances. Hello, and welcome to
the podcast. Do you want to tell everyone about the
party that you got invited to at the end of
the month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, it's a it's an event. It's like a public event.
But okay, yeah, it's a it's a Halloween party. But
it's a gay Halloween party.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So can you go if you're straight? Or is it
just yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah? Do you want to come?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well maybe I'm kind of I'm kind of interested.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
What would you dress up as?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know. Can you help me?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I need to help myself first.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Are you going to go?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I'm going to go. Is it like all our
It's all out and people will go crazy. There will
be a lot of let me tell you, there will
be a lot of flesh on display.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Are we thinking spray tan? Are we thinking yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I might have to do we spray. I haven't had
a spray team in so long.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Your records looking good, it's looking real.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Good, thank you. But I have been eating a lot
of crap lately.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What's your weakness? Are you sweet? When you're in that
rut of bad food or is it everything?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'd say mostly sweet, but I do love I do
love a potato chip.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh like chippy. I made the best. And I had
a lot of potato connoisseurs at my house last night
and they said they were the best roast potato.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Do you have a trekking?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Nailed it? Do you have a treck So I par
boiled them, and then I got told about the corn flowers.
I put a bit of corn flower on them and
gave them a good shake, and then I just put
plenty of oil in and our oven must because we've
got a fire oven. I reckon. I just nailed it
with the hate I don't know, fucking crunchy. And I
thought I'd ruined them at one point because they were
getting a little bit like meshed up, and I was like,
(01:58):
oh no, they're like some of the part the chips
were falling apart. They were epak and they put rosemary
on them.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I remember Josh Emmett, you know, the New Zealand Chief
Josh Emett. Yeah, he put something on a story ages ago,
being like if you want my recipe, like dm me
and I'll like with your email dress and I'll email
it to you. And so I have Josh Emmett's roast
potato recipe.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
In my yah. Does he do duck fat?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, he doesn't do duck fit.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I forgot to get duck fit yesterday and my friend
was like, that's okay, and then I did it without
the duck fat and he was like, holy shit, that
was still amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But you do it. You've got to parboil them and
you do the shake.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The shake yeup? Do you do corn flower flower?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, a little bit of corn flower and then you
heat the oil first, like heat the oil in the
other so like when you add the potatoes at sizzling.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, they are one of the best foods I reckon.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How often do you think the podcast intro is just
us talking about food?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I mean, I would love to hear from someone from
someone is here to complain about how much. So I'm
going to just take it as a free.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
People this is what the people to run with that, this.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Is what the people love food. I love food.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You love fo I teached you earlier today and I said,
because I am trying to, I'm trying to get a
little bit better. I think I've just gotten into a
habit of expecting a sweet tree every day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It becomes a really vicious cycle once you the more
sugar you have, the more you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, and it's not obviously not great for your health.
I'm not I'm not opposed to the occasional sweet tree,
but I.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was getting everything and balance and moderation.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But I was getting them every day, which A is
not great for your health, but also b not great
for the bank balance. Like I was buying cookies and
slices and whole packets of biscuits at.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One point, but that was the more economical option.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It was, but they were not lasting as long as
I intended them to. My whole reason when.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're doing five packets a week, it's time to raise
your life decisions.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My whole reasoning was like I'll just have one. I'd
just have one biscuit from the packet a day, and
then that will last me like a couple of weeks.
You know, I can hick them out tree four sometimes
a day.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Does Ryan buy secret packets and biscuits? Sorry, it was
really drawn out of.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Secret packets and biscuits. But I have from time to
time opened up there like the know the bin, you know,
like a wheelly bin to put some rubbish in, and
I'm like, oh, there's a McDonald's bag in.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Curious it wasn't just thrown in by a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, that'd have to have come on to our property
to throw it in, which would be.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Odd interesting use in rugby season pretty much at least
once a night, once a week, bj would I would
find rappers in the back of his car.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, but those are glass really shouldn't be throwing stones.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So anyway, we digress. What else is going on? How
is my boy Ryan Bajo really wants to come and
stay at your house?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Would he be up for a gay Halloween party? He'd
be eating alive? He really?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Do you think he would put him topless, spray tan
him a little.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Bit, drinking that like would go wild.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He got told the other day that he looked like
a porn star, that all these guys were like, man,
you look like this guy. I can't remember John Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like a specific porn Yeez.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They're like you look like this I've seen.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Why are they?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Why is mates? Ah like the guy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I need to look this up actually on a work computer,
Guy Smith. Maybe it's not John Smith. I swear it was,
But it was something like that really common name.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Peach.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh I haven't I'm going to get John Smith porn,
but I'm not. I'm not gonna dear so go images.
Oh fuck, it could be. Oh my god, they've literally
done the eye with the crossover at the all band
apart from one photo. Really, Oh you really can't look
a Pennie fun stuff at work? Can you? How did
(06:16):
you you're looking up? Does he look like John Smith?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Is he balled?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
But he's also Maybe this is just my algorithm, but
all I'm getting all I'm getting feed porns.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, I saw. I don't see Homer Erotica come up
with John's man?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And so is this the guy that BJ's friends there?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I need to missag him and ask who was the porn?
So you look like, hang on, I'll give an answer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Can you see it? Produce the siia kind of?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's got a lot of what if I right here
in this picture there? Okay, I've got to find out. Okay,
we gotta go, we gotta go, but we'll give you
an update on John's tick. John to fulcrate even if
you want more information coming up and today show me
what to know what you'd love to biff of your partners,
What item of theirs can you not tolerate.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I had a big bone to pick with Page, and
we asked you what bones you had to pick with
your friends as well.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Plus we've revisited a Greek therapy from a few months ago,
Cheaper's It Got Juicy. All of that more coming up
in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't know if this is me just being really
pantic or immature, but I feel like I've been playing
a game of musical cheers and literally having continuously hide
one of my husband pajos items at home, and it's
actually really silly, because I should celebrate what this item is.
(07:58):
It's one of those little, lank, cheap plastic trophies that
you get from sports teams, you know, the one of
the little golden guy on it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, I've won one before.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What did you win one for? I say that with
serious affection.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm so surprised my team won the lowest grade division
of that you could possibly win.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So it was a participate participation award, it really was.
So Anyway, BJ has actually acquired as quite a few
of these over the last few years, you know, picking
up like best on and off field player and whatever.
And I keep because he keeps putting it out like
on our main bench at home, like we've got kind
of this butcher's block, and then it goes into this
(08:47):
communal table and he keeps just it just keeps being
put up, like right in the center of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bless him. Who does he think he is? Tiger Woods?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He's still got high homes for the all blacks. And
I'm like, I don't know how to tell you this,
but and so then I go and sort of shimmy
it away out of main sight, just so it can
be a little less in your face. And then what
do you know, I get back there this morning and
it's right in the center, and it's just one of
(09:18):
those things. I'm like, do I need to surrender and
just let him have his moment and have this rugby
trophy out of full side.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
The thing about it is, yes, we should celebrate our
partner's successes, but also there's an esthetic element to it
which I understand, which is that if it was a
lovely like glass trophy or something that might be.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Sweet with glass, yes I agree with you, but he
doesn't two dollar trophy. It doesn't blend in with the
rest of our kind of country rustic esthetic.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you know what I mean? Totally? Could you? I
often hear about people who like oscar wimmers, who put
their oscars in like the toilet. Could you put it
in the toilet or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So it's with I don't go with the vibe, go
with a toilet, And that's saying something, Oh, I under
the hats to join the show, because I'm feeling like
I'm a bit of a rough partner right now. Is
the air an item of your partners you wish you
could throw in the bed? You love them to bets,
(10:24):
but man, there is one thing of the ears you
cannot stand. You're nodding along frantically.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I had to buy my husband had a sweatshirt that
had so many holes in it, and he continuously wore.
And you know my husband, he's a very fashionable man.
I just could not feed them why he continued to
wear the sweatshirt. So I started having to buy him
lots of different sweatshirts so that eventually I could go,
now that you've got new ones, maybe we can think
about throwing it and did he Eventually I got rid
(10:52):
of it.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a little TV. It's probably like a little comforter.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Need Well, I got rid of the comfort, So what
me now?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, well, I'll wait a hundred the hats to join
the show. You can text four for eight six.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Maddy ANDPJ.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Mady and PJ the podcast what are You worsh You
could throw out of your partners. There is a trophy
that my husband won from his local rugby club, and
he's so proud of it. He puts it out on
the main kitchen bench, and I keep trying to hide
it and put it in slightly more discreete positions, and no, no, no,
(11:31):
it keeps getting moved back. He goes to the center
of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
He goes, Babe, I looked hard for that trophy. It
needs pride of play place.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It could be my last season.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I need to celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
So I'll wait a hundred of the hats. You can
text all for eight seven. What do you wish you could?
Birth of your partners?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
First of all, you are not alone. We have been
figured and undated with texts. Someone said My Partner's Collection
of Half Functioning nineteen eighty Toyota Corollas he considers them
an investment items. Shoot me now, says Laura.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
How many can you have? Is it just taking out
the whole driver?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Also Toyota Corollas like that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Don't get me wrong. There're sturdy beas, sturdyul vintage classic cars,
are they?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
This one? Two ugly pig heads on the wall. I'd
take a small plastic trophy over them any day. The
things we don't for love. Kelly is joining us on
our hundred hurts Hi, Kelly, how are you? Hi?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I'm good, thank you? How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Very well? What would you like to buff with your partners?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Or we just cut out? So that again?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
A wooden duck?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
A wooden duck? Why does he have a wooden duck?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So it's like I get because he's a bit of
a hunter duck shooter and his muma obviously thought he'd
like it. It's about thirty forty centimeters high and like
it's even like it stands on its feet, you know,
like his webbed feet. But you know that flint they
like light fires with, like in the bush. It's got
it all on its bottom.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
But it's like set with gloom.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's really hard. It's just it's the bine of my
it's so ugly, like no one likes it, and the
mother in look is superin.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm like, we've lost it, Kelly, we got we got
get rid of the dark. Kelly, get rid of the dark.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I so empathize as a hunter's wife.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Asia is joining us in.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Asia.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Hi, Uh, what do you wish you could throw out
of your partners?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh? My partner has this one pair of underwear that
is just absolutely full of holes. And don't ask me how,
but it just somehow always makes its way out of
the rubbish.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So you do put it in the in the.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
The same thing. It's almost like, I don't know, a
pride piece to show that they've really given their undies
love over the years or something, but literally unwearable.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
It is they literally are and he just in love
with them.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Okay, do you think it's the ventilation? Maybe it gives
them a bit more breathability of something done. No, someone's mentioned.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, well you know what you're going to have to do? Asia,
burn them burn.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Up to podcast. Bless my heaby Beach. He loves a
Facebook real He's just like, oh my god, he's such
targeted content. There is the lamest stuff mixed in with
like historical stuff, mixed in with a lot of Joe
(14:46):
Rogan videos mixed in with you know, it's a very
curative feed. I appreciate probably about fifty to sixty percent
of the stuff. Sometimes there's some real good stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
BJ. Because a lot of younger people his age and
our age have gotten on Facebook or have you know,
migrated away from it, Bege is still front and center right.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He is OGFB harsh. He's never made the transition to
Instagram or TikTok. It's on the weekend. He was chuckling
away and Ben as he does, and then he came
to a video and he goes, oh, oh, or this
could be good for your shot.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Does he not think that you and I have the
capacity to come up with our own ideas. He's a
jastantly pitching radio content.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He just thinks that we need a fresh perspective from
the country side. I guess he thinks we need more
rural voices on the air. But this was a video
all about the origins of sayings, which is random. And
then I was like, actually, there's some interesting nuggets of
infohone here, hen listen to what video popped up on
Bejay's feed.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
During the Wild West era, carriage drivers would often bring
someone along to sit next to them as security, and
they usually carried a shotgun, hence the reason why we
call shotgun when we want to sit in the passenger
seat of a vehicle. Also in the Wild West era,
when a man was low on cash, he would offer
the bartender a bullet in exchange for a small drink,
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which was usually whisky, so this became known as a
shot of whisky. In medieval times, it was widely believed
that a full moon could cause strange behaviors in individuals,
so when a person's behavior changed during a full moon,
they were considered a lunatic, which originated from the Latin
word for moon, which is luna.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yes, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
There were a few more. I thought that guy's monotonous
tide of voice could get a bit much for anyone
traveling home this afternoon. But here's another one, and the
fifteen hundreds. Apparently it was popular for people to sell
piglets at the market and little bags, but sometimes sellers
would replace the piglet with a least valuable cat and
so But Often shoppers would ask to see inside the
(16:57):
bag before making sure it wasn't a scam, hence the
phrase letting the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
No way.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Now I do have to ask have we fact checked
these at all?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Because what do you think straight from Facebook? Nothing that
you heard what isn't verified? Just then, but with the
great stories.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm vine it, I'm viney. It is a.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Nice braker for socializing this weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Many Impaja the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's huge day for Oasis fans today Peage.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
One of the just blasts for a bit, please please,
such a banger.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So I do have to just come in here quickly
and say Producer Siah just said, oh my god, this
is my one of my favorite songs. Is this by Oasis?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
There's such a gins in I can't do. I definitely
can't go to the concert. If I've said that, see,
we'll give it to you.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Go.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
There's a great cover of the ocs Andrek of Champage's open.
So maybe that's we've got confused.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Probably does everything have to come back to the OC? Is?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It does at the moment because it's Edin Brody season
and I will talk about the OC and Edin Brodie
wherever I.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Can't think you not about OC. It's not about Edin Brody.
It's about Nol and Liam Gallagher, who of course reuniting
after a very very long time after a very tumultuous
brotherly relationship for a set of concerts next year. And
today the pre sale open for the Australian League of
(18:50):
the Tour. Unfortunately, no it's it's not sold out already,
but as you can imagine, people are desperate to get
their hands on these tickets and so the pre sale
has been going crazy. Someone tweeted and said there were
seventeen thousand people ahead of them in the pre sale
(19:11):
queue and this is before general sales of even opened.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Oh wow, that sounds more stressful than a Taylor Swift
waiting rote truly.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Someone said I've never ever experienced an online waiting Q
like this to get tickets to a concert. So good
luck to anyone out there trying to get their hands
on Oasis tickets. Let us know. On the text was
seeing four four eight seven did you manage to get
tickets today in the pre sale?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Classic me like I'm one of those people. I'm like,
oh yeah, we'll see how we go. But I feel
like one of these concerts.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You have to make the call. You're going to be in,
and you're going to be in.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You can't wait and say I just hope that they
really commit to what and there's no dramas along the way,
like what do we think?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Do you know the worst thing? Christmas is coming up?
And you know what families like at Christmas time? If
this tour makes it through the Christmas period, blow up?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah the podcast finish me off.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
If I can do it today, Maddie, I've had like
I've been on the cast, I reckon of a migraine,
Like this headache has just been coming in and out.
So my quick wizard responses maybe lacking.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I love that you're using a headache as an excuse
for why you might be bad at this game.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Where really is just an expectation every week.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
So I this is this started because bless you, you
are very good at starting these kind of inspirational, beautiful quotes. Yeah,
you can never finish them. You always get lost in.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The weeds, A fuzzle, a fizzle hard.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, but I thought this week I would do things
a little bit differently because a f I, which is
the American Film Institute, has released the list of one
hundred most recognizable movie quotes.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh, I've got these in the bag. You reckon, absolutely, yep.
Lives like a box of chocolates. You never know what
you're gonna get. So one of them.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That is one of them, Yes, that is. Let me
have a look on the list. I just saw it before.
It is number I've lost it, but it is on the.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
On the spot here, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
It is on the list. Someone, it's number forty on
the list. There you go. So I'm gonna start you
off with an easy one. All right, okay, I reckon,
you've got this.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay. Frankly, my dear, you ain't going nowhere, okay, sade, Frankly,
my dear, tack my hand. Frankly, my dear, You're not
gonna go anywhere like that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I thought i'd study easy because this is number one
of the most recognizable movie quotes from the American Film Institute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Frankly, my dear, that's just how life goes. I don't
know what.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Is it, Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
from Gone with the Wind. You've never heard that quote before.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's a bit before my time.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Love.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Sorry, Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He's going to be my answer for every quote.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
If you didn't get that one, Oh.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, now I've got this. What about snakes on a plane?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
There's no snakes on a plane on the list.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's a shock.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay, You've got to ask yourself one question.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
What's the question?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Oh, that's that's the start of the quote.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Sorry, okay, can you say again?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You've got to ask yourself one question?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Can you go the whole way?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You've got to ask yourself one question?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Will it float? Will it float?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
What movie is?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Have never heard that? Start again?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You've got to ask yourself one question.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What day is it? No?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's from Dirty Harry. I got to ask yourself one question.
Do I feel lucky? Well? Do your punk?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
How am I supposed to know that?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
These aren't hit me up on the text machine? If
you have heard these quotes before, because I'm not talking
out my ass, these are very recognizable.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Movie questione, okay, SPoD time, lucky and if I get this,
I won one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
We were just talking about this movie earlier in the show. Okay,
I'll get you my pretty, I'll.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Get you my pretty. Doesn't she do an evil luve?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
She might do an evil love. But that's not the thing.
That's not I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
So it's the wicked witch of the Wist from Wizard
of O. She goes, I'll get you, my pretty.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I'm so sure.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
She just last, I'm so sure. I'll get you my pretty.
Give me your red shoes. Oh, I'll get you my pretty.
There's a tornadoor. Oh my god, I'll get you my pretty,
and your little doctor.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yes it, she got it.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Just got one hundred bucks for yave me.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh my god, I got there in the end.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
God, that hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm so sorry for anyone in the car. It was
a painful few minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
But I knew, see me and get the details, and
I'll get it, get it all right.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I feel so so sweet. He longs to fly. Its
like Tamo not budgeting a straight On a Monday afternoon,
Mary J.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
May and Page the podcast The Heads Help Page. Every
week on the show, we have a segment called group therapy.
People right in they have dilemmas that they want us
to weigh in on. They want the listeners to weigh
in on, and we try and resolve whatever's going on
in their lives. We had someone come on, I reckon
(25:17):
maybe a couple of months ago, now, maybe even three.
It was a while ago, it wasn't it, And they
said to us they had a serious issue with a
cereal dog pooper.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Have listened to this but for some reason, and I
don't know who it is and I could never catch it.
There's always a freshly laid a bit of dog poop
on the front of the lawn and I can't catch
who it is. And I've actually gone out and asked
some you know the people. There's aunties and grandparents and
you know parents sitting out there and everyone was like,
(25:50):
don't know, don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So that was Tanya. Tanya lives in Taranaki and she
had this issue. She could not figure out who was
bringing their dog around her house and pulling on her lawn. Well,
we've been told by producer Sira that there is an
update in Tanya's story.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And Tanya joined us on the line right now, welcome
back to the show. Tanya.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Hey, how's it going, guys.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
We're very We're well. We Pegana were talking a couple
of weeks ago, thinking I wonder whatever happened with Tanya
and that story. So producer Sira got in touch with you,
and she said to us, Oh, there's been an update.
Can you fill us in what's been happening? Tanya?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay, So still tried, you know, going with the neighbors
and looking behind, you know, from the bushes to catch
and then just happened to catch the person who did it.
So I followed them, found out where they left, and
next time that the next day, when it was done again,
I scooped into a little bit very nicely and brought
(26:55):
to your house this. Yeah, I had a week till
we got almost start. Brought it to the house and
I opened up the bag and dropped it on the
on their on their porch.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Was here ready atmath from that what happened.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
There was one more episode again and so I did
it again, and oh yeah, and I left a note
keep going. I know where he lived now. So he
did eventually stop and and I actually I would actually
move too. It was a planned move. So I don't
deal with that anymore where I am.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Tanya. Did you get to the bottom of why it was?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
He?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Was it a target of the tech? Do you think it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Might have been because I threw out I would always
throw out to the birds, you know, some fruit, chopped
up fruit and stuff that you know is starting to
go or whatever, especially winter, you know, they're hungry. So
I put up chopped off fruit and then maybe some
bread with peanut butter on it, you know what I mean,
or whatever. And the dogs always pulled. His dad would
(28:01):
always pull and annoy him, you know, and because the
dog wanted to eat eat the food. I don't know
if what had to do with that. It was an
old man, you know what I mean, so healthy old
and I was like, I'm not going to have a
confrontation lead you.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
To literally pack up and move house.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah. Yeah, well I wanted to anyways, but you know
what I mean, it was just I just well I
needed to move anyways. So and I had that planned.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
But I love that now now.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
I mean, whoever is moving moving into that place going
to be like, well maybe they'll maybe they'll call in
or you know, call in and let their dilumba be
the same I had to do.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Gosh, well, I'm glad you got to the bottom of
it of it eventually, and I did. I do you
know me? I love.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
On the doorstep, Tanya. We wish you all the with
your new home, and we hope that you have a
more peaceful time there.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Okay, yes, I will, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So you know a problem too big or too small
for group therapy and ever TUESDA tomorrow after four o'clock
you can text your dilemmas right now to four for
eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Maddy and PJ, Mary and PJ the podcast The Friends,
or so I thought. It's been a big few weeks
for you, Peage. You've just you've just released you a
new podcast, Slow It Down.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You can listen brand new episode every morning on iHeartRadio
on Sundays to wind down and find your innercy.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, if you haven't caught up on it, here's a
little taster of what you can expect.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I want you to hit pause with me.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
My podcast Slow it Down is your moment each breathe,
unwind and reconnects with what truly matters, explore mindful living
everyone's bring and discover practical.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Ways to save in the moment. But Slow it Down
with Prej Harting on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
So yes, it launches every Sunday morning in new episode
with PJ. And that is me doing my bug.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You're welcome because that's what we do. As friends, right,
we help each other out and we boost each other up.
And so that is me being a good friend to
you by plugging your new podcast. Imagine my surprise when
I come into the office and I see in right
out in the hits part of the office, there is
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a table and there are I reckon thirty to forty
big boxes with your face plasted all over them. And
I was like, what is this for?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Can I fact check you there? I think there's about
twenty three or five twenty.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Five, so thirty's let's round up to thirty, okay. And
I thought what is this for? And our boss said, oh,
those are the gift boxes that are being sent out
to people to celebrate the launch of pj's podcasts Slow
It Down. And I thought, oh my god, this is amazing.
They look it's so nice. Hang on, I've actually brought
(31:13):
one into the studio with me. I stole it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh you don't need to do that. It's a surprise.
They haven't got the metz.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It's beautiful. Okay, Well, I won't give anything away, but
it is a big box. There's a lot of exciting
things in it. Your face is all over the box,
and I thought, oh, my god, it's quite.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Big, isn't it. It's quite a lot of me, Yeah,
a lot of me.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And you've really like you've gone to town with what
people are getting in this gift box.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, I want people to feel, you know, inspires, Yeah,
to literally slow it down.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice to be inspired with one
of these boxes that Pj's been sending out to all
in Sundry. There's so many people on this list. I
know who's on the list because I went to marketing
and I see you know, and I said, who's getting
these boxes? Because I thought, well, how exciting for me
(32:04):
to receive one of these boxes from my very very
good friend PJ Harding. I am nowhere to be found
on the mail list of people receiving one of these boxes.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Did they not? I absolutely put your name.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Through lies because I said who made the list? Because
I thought, well, maybe marketing made the list and they
haven't left me off? And they said, we got sent
a list of people to send it to from PJ herself.
She put together the list of people that she wanted
to send these boxes to.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Okay, hear me out. I was lying in bed on
Friday night because I knew you had a bone to
pick with me, and it did start to occur that
this might be the topic of conversation, so hear me out.
We have talked about those podcast lots between you and I.
You've been exposed to news that it's out. The objective
(33:01):
of the box is to inform people who haven't heard
of it and to get a taste of what they
could expect.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So I thought that might be true. So I looked
at the list again because I thought, well, if it's
like random influences from out and about, then that makes sense, right,
because you do want to get the word out. There
are five people on the list who work in this
very building who will have absolutely heard about this podcast,
(33:32):
who have had to do liners on their own shows
about this podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
God really five?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well I might be exaggerating, but there were a few.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I love you so much,
But honestly, I was gonna if there were left over boxes,
I was going to give you one box. If there
were box, come on, you're not going to drink the
hevil teeth, You're not going to use them.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Over boxes I was going to give you.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I feel so honored. Thank you for bestowing on me
a left over box. If there is one.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I'm going to get into the marketing team and ensure
there's one on your table tomorrow. I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't know where to go with this. Well, I thought,
if I'm the if I'm here sitting here having a
gripe with my best friend, then maybe you do too.
Let's open up the hotline today your low level bones
to pick with your friends. We don't want serious, we
want trivial.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
What is I'm pretty serious?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
What is the bone you have to pick with your friend?
Give us a call on eight hundred the Hits, or
you can text us to fall for it.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
MPJ Many and PJ the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Want to know your low level gripe with a friend.
Join the show and we could be hooking you up
with a whole peaz So March.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I found out last week that my good friend PJ
has been sending out gift boxes to a number of
people to celebrate the launch of a new podcast, and
I was not on the invite list.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Now someone teks you to say, Matty, is it just
the gift box that's box that's the issue, or is
it also the instantaneous lines that are rolling off Pj's tongue,
asking do marketing leave you off the list? Maybe it's
time for a friendship review. You know your plans? Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I do?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I know my place?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, Well, we're not the only friendships that need, you know,
a few issues solved, So we want to know what
is your low level bone to pick with a mate?
Denise is joining us? Good ay, Denise, Hi.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Guys, good head us.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Denise. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
I've got a.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Really good friend and we often go out for dinner
to get and she will really enjoy her meal, which
is fine, But one of the ways she shows she
enjoys it is that she will lick her knife, not
just a gentle lick, but like a cartoon on both
sides of the blade of the knife. And the nicest
restaurant and she goes to nice places, and I'm just like, yeah,
(36:22):
she's way more posh than me.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Or are you going to be kind and keep it anonymous?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
I kind of really have to because we're probably going
to go out to dinner again. I don't want to
lose my only friend.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Far enough, fair enough. But she knows who she is,
she knows who she is, what are.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Your thoughts, Denise on looking at plate because my husband
can't deal that when there's food left and I just
have to get every little last bit. Do you reckon?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
That's fingers are acceptable, not tongue touching.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
The from Denise, it's quite a few teakes coming through.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Someone has said my best friend didn't get me tickets
to her daughter's school production before that sold up. I'm
her auntie and she keeps asking why I didn't come.
I literally asked for tickets.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
A friend who I considered to be my best friend
had an affear with another guy from our own Oh
this seems TV. That's great, Sure off, I should leave.
I read it like, maybe it's quite heavy, Okay. Another
person here has said I'd love to get one of
pj's gift boxes. Will we be able to win or
purchase one? Please? You text in your details right now.
(37:32):
You know what. I'll send you out one of those
leftover box takes four for a seven. I've got your
girl coming up next.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I'm sorry, Mary J.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Mary and PJ. The podcast The Heads
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