November 8, 2024 • 38 mins
- Tell us your number plate, we'll try guess what it is...
- Matty prank calls his friend to ask why he's not on the invite list for his 30th...
- The Final No Funny No Money ever!!
- Cassie Henderson performs live!
- Can we sabotage the Mariah Carey game with Jono, Ben & Megan?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with medi and Pja thanks to chimis
Wee House the Real House of Fragrances on that Hello,
Happy Friday. It is Chibby Day, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is just like, I don't know, there was just
something about today that was giving off snack energy.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
These drinks a zer, drinks out in the office.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Not drinks out in the office this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Have you had a drink yourself? I felt like one,
but you didn't have one. Well, I just sometimes that
makes you want to have chip.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I couldn't fight like I don't have a drink
on me and I don't know. It's just you know what,
like if only daiies could like just sell it a
one off like beer in the fridge or something, you know,
next to the cokes.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But some countries do.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That, some do, New Zealand doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well I can't remember if I talked about this on
the podcast, but we still have a beer trolley that
went round every Friday, beer trolley and it would come
around at five o'clock beer line, and.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Just that sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's not really coach anymore. No, it's a real occasion
when there's drinks much that was just probably a good thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, while I mean everyone like this is this is universal.
Everyone's just tightening their belts, right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I gotta join it up. You gotta survive till twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You can't be just dragging out the drinks trolley every
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh man, I could do a little peanot griss this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Does it feel Does it feel when you're pregnant though?
Is it kind of just one of those things that
feels easy to do?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I found it harder last time, I think, and I
felt like so proud of my I.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Don't mean that. Yeah, sorry, I don't mean like the
whole pregnancy thing is easy to do. I just mean
they're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, no, we know what you mean. Yeah, a lot
of a lot of women, it is the last thing
they feel like. And to be honest, for me, this pregnancy,
I haven't felt like it. But then just the occasion.
There are things that come with it, like and it
telling meal, like I love a read with that, you.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Know, and then the sun the sun starts shining and
it gets a bit harder, and you get you know,
a glass of wine in the sun would be nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It is pretty nice. So it's yeah, it's just those
moments were you used to the association, but I don't
miss it, and I yeah, it is nice to not
have it. But there are some elite Zero Scent has
had a really good zero percent beer the other day
and a really good zero percent aside it. And this
is after I famously said I don't write zero percent.
I reckon. They taste grice, So I think they're getting better.
(02:30):
What was she What was your hand up? Just are
you waving?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No? I was going to say something.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Have you ever heard of high rocks?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
High rocks?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's like this new thing. I'm going to sound.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Like such a Oh my, are you just like railroading?
Our conversation around non alcoholic drinks so you can talk
about running.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's fitness.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's not just running high rocks. Now, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is this like than you kind of? So it's like
a It's like it's an event that they do around
the world, combining both running and functional workout stations. Participants
run one k followed by one functional workout station, repeated
eight times.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh my god, it looks hard. So there's a ski,
a slid push, a slid pole, boopies, sambag lunges, farmers,
carry rowing warballs. Are you doing it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm thinking of signing up. But the thing is, you
can do it as an individual, you can do it
in a team four, you can do it as a peer.
And I'm trying to think, like, what would I want
to do.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think that you'd be more likely to be held
accountable with someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, knowing you luckiness. The question then is, though, who
do you do it with?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
He would be good, He would be good. Yeah, I
don't know that he'd want to go with me though,
Like I just feel.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like you'd be so painfully computed.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, we've talked about it, like would he want to
do the Amazing Race with me? And no?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, I do wonder how Bige and I would go
on one of those building shows or like you know,
doing out passes.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, like go on the block together or something.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, that's the one. The name just debated me. I
don't know, I don't know. I think you get pretty frustrated.
But then we're a really good team sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ryan and I are good team sometimes, but I think
the block could be too much forceful. I actually do
think we could do the amazing race together. I reckon
we'd travel well together. But things like building and that
kind of stuff, I think would he.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Could be amazing at that. I'd be good at doing
maybe clothes and working like things out like that. Yeah
maybe yeah, Yeah, he'd be great at the physical side.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, and logic with like doing the block together. Ryan
would just get so annoyed at me because you couldn't
do anything. I can do anything, and often in the.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Block sometimes and I'm like, I would be terrible, but
they are all often doing it for the first time totally.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But often what I've noticed watching it is usually they
have a team made up of one person who is
handy and so stays behind and does lots of like
the hands on tasks, and then one person that is
very design focused, so we'll be in charge of like
the layout of the room, and they're like, I could
do that textiles and stuff. But the issue is Ryan
(05:30):
is Ryan both, so I just get in his way
and then he'd get frustrated, and then I'd get annoyed.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And you'd be a good cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Great cheerleader, but there's not it's not what they need.
On that shot.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I reckon, you'd fall like you'd fall into one position fault.
I think like naturally you would, and that would be textiles.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It would be except I'd second guess everything, so I'd
constantly be FaceTime so good. With real estate, I'd be
facetiming from the store being like, which which cushion do
I choose? And then he'd be like, fuck, I should
just gone and done it myself.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What could be really fun?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It would be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Anyway, we're going to get going because it's the weekend
and we don't want to hang around too long. But
coming up, we talk about number plates. This was fun.
Off the back of the number plate that many saw
the other day, we got inspired and we thought, let's
throw it out to New zealand get them to tell
us their number of lates and we'll work out the
manning behind it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It was great. Also, I'm sorry to be the one
the beer of bad news. Well maybe or maybe it's
great news. We did for the last time ever, no funny,
no money on the show today.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think the outcome reedited, reiterated why we made this decision.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, she gone, and she gone for a reason, and
you're going to hear about it on the podcast today.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And if we get lazy and try and drag it
back into.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The reminders, we can't come up with. Mind us, guys,
no like better than that, Like a good friend reminding
you why you don't want to get back together with
your ex. You tell us you remind us.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, It sounds good in our head, but the
reality is not. So that comes up, that comes up,
that is coming up by.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now. The other day, Page, you and I were talking
because I was driving along the Auckland Motorway and I
saw number plate, a personalized plate that really caught me
off guard, one of those head scratches where you're going,
what is the meaning behind this personalized plate? The car
in front of us had the number plate. I want
to spell it out for you, m R S T
(07:48):
A B.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Missus.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, I was like, is it missus tab? Or is
its Stab? It was an older and so then I thought, wait,
it's mister Stab.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The beautiful thing about this was that after that conversation
we said, look, can anyone bring light to what this
number plate actually means? Does anyone know who mister Stabb is?
And we were inundated with texts telling us that mister
Stab was indeed a highway stabilizer or something.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, now what that means we are still don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But mister stab was well known to the community.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
People knew exactly who he was. And then you and
I got thinking is there something in this? Like is
there a fun game? Because I said, I feel like
everyone that gets a personalized plate should be required by
law to tell the story of what their personalized plate means,
so that those of us that are curious driving along
the motorway or the highway or wherever you are, can
(08:50):
actually go and find out. This is why they have
this personalized plate, This is the story behind it. Do
you think you'd ever do it get a personalized plate?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If I owned a business, yes, okay, yeah, to show
off it's great for business, But to show off a
side of my personality, I don't know. You're going to
be really sure of that side of your personality to
put it on a license plate. I rekim.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I feel like it's a tattoo. Like if there's a
good meaning behind it, go for gold.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What would you be like cookie gowl or something like
that Cookie goal?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sixteen hours? Okay, why don't we throw it out now?
I'll wait one hundred of the hat, so you can
text through four four eight seven, you tell us your
personalized number plate, no shame, you can stay totally anonymous,
and then Maddy and I are going to work out
what that means because with a limited amount of you know,
(09:46):
letters and numbers, there's only so much you can fit
on a plate. So I feel like this could be
quite fun brainstorming that we do together and you can
play along in the car. But if you have got
a personalized plate and you want to share.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It, Many and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It is gone three seventeen pus three.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, do you need me to do the time on
our show?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Because really, struct excuse me, there's a second time and
two three other days usually I nail it. I would
like to see you do the analogue interpretation on the
spot live and I've got baby brain, so I love
(10:35):
milking that. Excuse Yeah, it is Mady and PJ. Where
you as we get into the weekend and we're having
a bit of fun. We want to know your personalized
number plate and we're going to try and work out
the origin of it, what does it mean. Callianne is
joining us on eight hundred hats Hi Callyan how are you.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
How long have you had this plate? For Kellyanne?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Well, I've got back into riding motorbikes about five years ago,
so I got a personalized plate and checked on the bike.
So probably sort of just over four years.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, Right, so you actually chose it. It wasn't a
gift that someone surprised you with.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
No, No, I chose it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hit us all right?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And what's the number plight?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I Q b c.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
H IQ b c H.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay, I've got something in my head, but it might
not be appropriate. I've got a IQ.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So the back part of it is pretty self explanatory. Right,
everybody gets the b c H part, Yeah, but everybody
gets stuck on the IQ part.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I wouldn't i Q.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wouldn't it just be I'm really smart?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, it takes a smart woman to figure that out,
because I do all sort to think, I get queen,
I quean b H and I'll get a new come on?
What's another word for i Q?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So hen on? Hey, Kelly, and did PJ just guess
what your number plate means?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She did?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
High IQ, b C H s get each other.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Okay, Well, it basically comes down to it's what everyone
calls me as a term of endearment. I am a
smart You know what, well.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Kelly, and thank you very much for playing this afternoon.
You have a great weekend. We're going to go to
a gray mouth now where Genny is joining us. Hi, Genny,
what's your number plates?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It wasn't mine.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
It was not a friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It was p n Y D.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Open wide because he was a dentist.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
O god, But did he have any acknowledgment on his
vehicle that he was a dentist?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like, did he?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Else?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
It was just a license plate.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Wow, that could be misinterprets.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
It was a bit of a risk, but everybody knew
what he drove, so I think it was okay in
a small town.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So when I was growing up, I used to have
those magic eyebooks, you know you're try and look at
them and it would distort the image. Yeah, I could
never do it. I just could not get the magic
eyebooks to work. And I feel like this is exactly
the same thing, because I hear these number plates spelled
and my mind doesn't piece them together. And you've got
(13:27):
some crazy ability to take these jumbled up letters and
make sense of them.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I do have a weird thing with letters and remembering
letters and remembering number plates and stuff. I wouldn't I
wouldn't be hard on yourself. As Brogan is joining us,
Happy Friday. Hey, Hey, what's your number plate?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
T T EU L four?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hang on? Hang on, hang on TT double T yep,
yeah for B you or p you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You b U L four something double T pull for
pull for I pull for you like I'm pulling.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Are you something with like heavy machinery where you pull
along lots of scaffolding.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
The four replaces and eight because the one was already taken.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Hang on, T T puller?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Is it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Is your are? It's going to say, unleast you're a
dairy f.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
T T puller. I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
And them.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Daily. I love her bad Mum and Brogan. Of course,
a guy called Brogan and has the number plate Titpoler.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Maddy ANDPJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's another jam pecked social calendar for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
This weekend, my friends, big week in for old McLain
over here. I've got a friend's thirtieth that I've been
invited to tomorrow peage.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hmmm, you were talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Or so I thought, because yesterday I was talking about
it with you. And then I thought, actually don't. I
don't know the details, like what time it's kicking off
or where we meant to be for this thing. And
I was going back through Facebook, you know, my events calendar.
I couldn't see anything there. I was going through group
chat conversations, couldn't see anything on there. And I thought
(15:47):
to myself, where, what the what is the deal with this?
And I was messaging another friend till I knew would
be going, and I said, what's the deal? And he said,
have you not got the Facebook invite?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, it's not a facial until you get the Facebook invite.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And I said I don't have a Facebook invite and
he said, hang on, give me two sex And he
went and had a look and he said, oh my god,
you haven't been invited. You have not been invited to
the Facebook event.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So had he seen it to you or had you
heard it through a friend.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This is where now I'm seeking guessing everything. I'm pretty
sure he did tell me, but now I'm thinking, did
I just hear it from someone? Else am I actually
invited to this birthday party?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, you know what, we're going to get to the
bottom of this. We've got his number. I'm going to
call him up. I'll pretend to be from the venue
that the party's at, have a general chat about all
the logistics, and then I'll see if there's anyone else
that he wants to add to the list. Hello, Jim speaking,
Hi James, It's Lindsay from how are you?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh God, how are you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Really good. I just wanted to run through a couple
of things just ahead of tomorrow's booking four o'clock. Is
that right? Four pm?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Perfect, And we'll just deal with the tab on the day.
That should be no stress. Now the snacks, can you
just run through the snacks that you'd allocated again?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
I think it was two of the slide the players,
the beef ones, and two of the whatever the player
was like, the fried chicken and the squid net.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Great, yeah, yep, yeah, great, I know exactly the one. Yep,
that's perfect. And I just wanted to double check have
you invited everyone that you want to be there? There's
no one else you want to add to the list.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Not that I can think of. Do you know something
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Do? I yes, she does know something that you don't James, James, Hi,
this is your very good friend Matty McLain.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Calling hikay Hi.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I was checking yesterday to try and find the details
for your thirtieth birthday tomorrow, and I had to message
a good friend of ours, Mike, who then went to
check the Facebook invite, only to find I am not
invited on the Facebook invite. I will, So am I
(18:15):
invited to your party? James?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Of course. James. By the way, this should come in
and say it's not Lindsay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, So I will be seeing you tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Absolutely, I'm adding you into Facebook now.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Oh great. I feel so honored. Thank you so much. James. Hey,
I can't wait for the sliders though they sound amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And the fried chicken.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, and the fried chicken great. I'm definitely gonna eat
my share, my heart beating. See you tomorrow, James, tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Bye ANDPJ.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's time to say goodbye to a segment that has
been with us since the beginning. Sometimes you just get
to a point where you realize there's not much left
in the tank.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
So here's the genesis of Here's the genesis of how
No Funny, No Money started. When you and I first
started the show together, we had to do like a
lot of icebreaker videos and things, and someone said to us,
what's your best joke? And you and I both went, oh,
my god, we're terrible at remembering jokes, can't remember them
at all. So we thought, let's put it out to
(19:41):
the people. They'll have some really, really good jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
We started strong. We had some in the first few months.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I still remember that et joke like it was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You couldn't beat it. But then as time went on,
she started fizzling, and I think we held on to hope.
We held so strongly that we could get back to
the standard of the eut joke.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Every week, PJ and I would look at each other
and go, this is it. I've got a good feeling
we're gonna get some funny ones this week. And they
decided they've just if we are being absolutely honest with
ourselves with you, they just haven't really been hitting the
mark lately.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So today will be a very final no Funny, No Money,
and you can start texting your jokes through four four
eight seven. We'll take early submissions on the phones. Yes,
so eight hundred the hits. If you can make Mattie
or myself laugh, we will give you fifty dollars to
spend at Chemistry House and then that's it. Goodbye, saynara, adios, miamego.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Shall I hit you with a joke?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, so this is a good one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know. It did make me giggle. It did
make me giggle. Someone told it to me the other
day and I thought, oh, this isn't bad.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It's all about delivery bubs.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
How much just a chimney cost?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't know how much?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Nothing, it's on the house.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh got one kind of similar hit me? What did
one hit say to the other?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
You stay here? I'll go on ahead. Oh see, this
is why the segment is dive from we come to the.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Table with the worst example.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
How we expect New Zealand to follow when we're setting
the bar so low. But we are going to do
it for the very final time.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Mary and PJ Many and PJ the podcast The Heads,
No funny, no money.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So Sarah, you think we should say just literally is
be weird? Is that what you want me to say? Yeah, okay,
just cover your just cover my heart palpitations.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Does that mean that there were enough yes texts that
we're leaving simon favorite around here?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
A resounding yes on the text machine. Everyone wants Simon's
jokes through and if you've missed it, this is the
final no funny, no money that we will ever do
on the show. We've realized all good things come to
an end, and this thing well stopped being good a
while ago. He is hoping we can bring it home.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I already know what's going to happen. We're going to
get done. I know we're going to get back to
back bangers and we're going to go Should we do
it one more time? No, we're standing for him, We're standing.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
For We're standing for This is the final no funny,
no money. Oh eight hundred the hats to join. If
you can make Mattie or myself laugh, we will give
you fifty dollars to spend at Chemistry House. Madeline is
joining us first. Hi Madelyne, Hi, Hi? How old are you?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Jim?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay? Can I just say the kids jokes have often
been the best jokes we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right, Medeline, give us your best joke?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
What have you got?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
What do toilets do when you're a bit embarrassed?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
What do toilets do when they're a bit embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't know what do they do when they're embarrassed?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
They always get the flush.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh, this is the part where you feel really like
a horrible person when you don't laugh. Ten year old job.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The floor.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's that's a good joke, Medaline.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's a good joke, medaland that is a good joke.
Thank you for joining the show. Does she get fifty dollars?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, you don't need to whisper. We can all hear you.
Klina is joining money. Hello, this is our last time
we're ever going to do this. What is your best joke?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That doesn't fart in public? I don't know what do
you call it?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
A private tutor?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
What did you say a private tutor?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You've got to do the extent.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We had high hopes for the final one, and you
know what, this is just actually putting the nail in
the coffin. This is what it's coming to an end.
No disrespect to Lana, no disrespect at all. But I
just think we get better jokes. So Simon, that means
Simon and I want to tell you two things here, Simon. One,
(24:41):
this is the last joke we will ever hear for
No Funny, No Money. Two we have not had a
laugh yet. And three, producer Serah is now pacing around
the studio. No, I think I've hyped it up too much.
Now I think I've talked about it too much. We
just get into the joke.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Hit us with the job, all right, Okay, So here's
a guy meets a girl in the bar and he
says to the girl, you remind me my little toe.
She says, why is there small and cute?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
She says no, because if I.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Get drunken enough, I'll probably bring you on the coffee table.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I got the last on the song and the song.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Bye Bye Funny, No Money Sion, Mary J. Mady and
PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is a bit of a Friday trait. We are
joined by the incredibly talented Kimi songstress HENDERSONID songstress I like.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
That out of time. That was the first time, Thanks guy.
P J and I are absolutely known for our singing abilities.
So you're well come for that little tree. That was
really really good.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Honestly, this has been one of my favorite birthdays.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That the top. What have you actually done for your birthday?
Have you gone out for a special bricky? You had
some nice face times.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Some face times. Yeah, I've got a lot of friends
living in London, so I got a lot of morning
facetimes this morning, which was nice. And I'm about to
go on tour, so and so I have been doing
a movement workshop just before this, so I'm like sweaty
and hot, and.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This sounds skilled. A movement workshop. Is that like yogailatees
or something. It just it's running, you're moving.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
There's a lot of running and a lot of singing,
and it's kind of like trying to lock down the
moves that you'll do throughout the song so that when
you're performing you can kind of just have fun. So yeah,
it's a lot of running and a lot of pretending
like I'm singing to people.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
But yeah, you've got a busy summer ahead of you
as well.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Right, Yeah it is.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
It's going to be really fun. Like we've got a
bunch of festivals, a bunch of shows, and it's probably
the busiest we've ever been, so it's.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's really cool.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
I think people are enjoying the music, which makes me
very happy.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Main stage of RNA and R and B.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Yeah, and homegrown as well.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And homegrown.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You get to enjoy it? Do you get to enjoy it?
Or is it literally in out? I'm a professional musician.
I gotta be somewhere. I gotta go.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
This year is the first year that I've had to
like travel between the New Year's Eve date, so like
we'll be traveling from rhythm to rhythm and rhythm and
over that period. So I'm going to feel very rock star.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I think my husband and I are considering coming to
RNA this year will feel very old, but if you're there,
I'll feel better about being there.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
Well, my entire family is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Great, so it's going to be I feel like it's
going to be really fun.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Will the Henderson's take us under the weg and look
after us?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
They will?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You would be like get away, Hey, well look, we
just wanted to get you in first of all. Soa
congratulations for the massive success on Seconds to Midnight. Meddy
and I have a confession every time it comes on
on the station, We're like, are we playing Chebil Roe?
Seriously it is so chapel Ron, isn't.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It, Because we don't play Cheppil Roane on our station,
but we do play Yeah, it's such a vibe. So
the moment your sound is just amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Yeah, I really appreciate it because she was yeah, big,
big influence, big reference for us on that song, and
she's just incredible as an artist that I'm like, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And obviously that song is resonating with so many people
because it's been the number one Kiwi song well on
radio at the moment, but for ten weeks running, that
is amazing kissing. Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Honestly, I'd spend most of my time being like this
can't be real, but it's it feels like I'm so
proud of myself and my team and the people that
have brought this into fruition. So it's very cool.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Enjoy this time because I feel like so many people
go through it and it's such like a will wind
and you don't actually enjoy the success when you're in.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
It totally, and I feel like you can be very
much like, Okay, bigger, better, what can we do next
to top that? And I think, yeah, this summer is
I feel very settled and the cool things that we're
doing and the cool things that the song's achieving.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
So yeah, Well, and your nationwide tour starts next week,
which is so exciting, so we thought to kick off
the nationwide tour? Will you sing us a song this afternoon?
Speaker 10 (29:38):
I will sing you a song every afternoon if you'd like.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Honestly, I totally will. Let's do it all right, well,
birthday girl Cassie Henderson about to perform her hit single
seconds to Midnight live on the Hats.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Why do I feel like I'm on one with issues
with that common onto strong got it wrong when I
kissed you. I cared for you the baby thought you
knew dancing in the dark isn't hard, It's mysterious. Your
hand over my heart and your arms it was serious.
(30:18):
I wanted you, said you want me to. But at
eleven fifty night and stood under the sky and saw
by your.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Side while I was calm, Oh, this was meant to
be your best night.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You chose to stand me up.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
But that's fine.
Speaker 11 (30:48):
Old man.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
My can't get it.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Why did they run for dear?
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Life, SACas to midnight, just sacons to midnight.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
It wait just a minute, she's a friend. Are you kidding? No,
it's happening again, will it? And now I'm spinning like
a dancer, always dance with you. So now I'm stumbling
(31:20):
in the street. The city's gonna know. You couldn't be
the screen, and I'll never let it go. And now, youse,
some guy never could sat eleven fifty nine and stood
under the sky.
Speaker 13 (31:39):
And saw by your side, w cow and no, this
was meant to be your first night. You chose to
stand me up.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
But that's fine.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Oh man, I can't get it.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Why they run for dear life, shakings to midnight, tall
dark and help me like a fire one f ches
to me because you'll never learn all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Your baby arm courts.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Run for dear life, sacons to midnight, Just circons to
mid night.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Go when the sun rises in the drink swear off?
Do you think about it? Do you carry on? Parlies
you in the break?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Go?
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Don to think of me how you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You got it wrong, You got it wrong. You'll think of.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Me when you hear this side.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
And you chose to stand me up, But that's fine.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
A man you maybe Mom's.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Made run for deal Life shackins to Midnight, Tall Dark
and eny Life firewo pest to me because.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Don't know, maybe I'm cursed.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
Run for deal Life Shacks to Midnight, just SAgs to Menda,
just syconds to men Night, Maddy.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
N PJ Medy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's I really want to play the song right now,
just to like set the tone of the game, but
we can't. Then that's us out. So you may have
missed that John Oben and Meghan have launched a gay
leading up to Christmas, and the aim of the game
is that everyone in New Zealand has to avoid hearing.
(34:07):
All I want for Christmas is you and the last
man standing the last woman standing will be the winner. Right.
So literally, if you catch the smallest glimpse of it,
like I'm talking a split second, you're out.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
We're out. We had someone text us yesterday to say
they were in Chemists warehouse and it played and that
was then done, gone out of the game.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I was just going on Netflix last night and I
was like, all the Christmas movies are starting to come up.
It often features and that, and then I was even
scrolling and like people are starting to put Christmas yve
videos up on Instagram, Like that's gonna get me. I reckon,
I think it's gonna be social media that catches me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
It'll definitely be a techtok video that gets me. But
I got send this video today on Instagram. I got
a message from someone who is sharing me a link
a Spotify song, a link to a Spotify song. I
clicked on the link and then I had this split
sea thought of, Oh my god, imagine if I'm being trolled.
Imagine if I'm being rickrolled right now and someone is
(35:07):
seeing me the Mariah Carey song, and then I'm out
of the game. But then I thought to myself, well,
hang on, it wasn't that. It wasn't Mariah Carey. It
was a legit song. But then I thought to myself,
you and ipeach very competitive, you more so, but it
all come along for them more so, but you're happy
to tag along. And I got me thinking, can we sabotage?
(35:32):
Could we try and get John o, Ben and Meghan
from Breakfast out of the game.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I mean, we work in immediate organization. There's sounds coming
out everywhere. Surely there are like so many opportunities. I
don't think it's fair that we take them all down. No,
I don't think we can go three out. That's a
bit cruel. I think we have to get one of them.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
So there's music that plays in the bathrooms. So I
was thinking here at work, so I was thinking, could
I put a word in to the people, you know,
the operations team within our building to say, can we
blast All I Want for Christmas with you in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's good? What about Yona Reception, the loveliest woman in
the world. Maybe we get Yonah on board and she
gets one of the team. I was saying, John, know,
there's a package for you, and then what's playing out
of her computer at the time, and then bam, done
out of it.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
The thing is, craulness is not really in our nature,
so we can be way off the mark here.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Crawlness isn't in our nature, but winning is in our nature.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, maybe we get a little bit of help and
then next week we sort of finalize a plan to
help just get us a little ahead and the All
I Want for Christmas? As you ga, if you've got
any suggestions on how we can just lightly sabotage fellow
team text through four four eights seven and we'll see
(37:02):
how we go next week.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Many A podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Producer Sia, you may want to just turn your headphones
down for a second, because I know that planes can
terrify you at the best of times.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I've got to take her on a flight in
a couple of weeks, so be careful about what you
say right now.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, no, it's it's all okay. But there has been
a bit of panic at Sydney Airport this afternoon after
it looks like an engine explosion triggered a massive it's okay,
everyone's okay, what everyone's okay? No, no, it's fine. So
everyone panics because looking out the window there was all
of a sudden a massive fire burning right next to
the airport. And it turns out an engine explosion triggered
(37:47):
a huge grass fire and now there's a whole lot
of fire engines and police cars that have had to
go up. But the flight is okay, it managed to
land safely. There was a lot of shock initially and
they were like, what's going on, But it looks like
things under control, so it's all good. Project the Serra.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So when I when when I land in the in
the place that we are going to as a team
in a couple of weeks, and I have claw marks
all over my hands and arms, my fat It's your.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Fault, is Serra?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
The plane Circle City? What happened to the engine?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Does that happen to planes?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
No?
Speaker 7 (38:23):
No, No.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Man podcast
Speaker 12 (38:31):
That
The Hits Drive with medi and Pja thanks to chimis
Wee House the Real House of Fragrances on that Hello,
Happy Friday. It is Chibby Day, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It is just like, I don't know, there was just
something about today that was giving off snack energy.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
These drinks a zer, drinks out in the office.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Not drinks out in the office this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Have you had a drink yourself? I felt like one,
but you didn't have one. Well, I just sometimes that
makes you want to have chip.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I couldn't fight like I don't have a drink
on me and I don't know. It's just you know what,
like if only daiies could like just sell it a
one off like beer in the fridge or something, you know,
next to the cokes.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But some countries do.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That, some do, New Zealand doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well I can't remember if I talked about this on
the podcast, but we still have a beer trolley that
went round every Friday, beer trolley and it would come
around at five o'clock beer line, and.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Just that sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's not really coach anymore. No, it's a real occasion
when there's drinks much that was just probably a good thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, while I mean everyone like this is this is universal.
Everyone's just tightening their belts, right.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I gotta join it up. You gotta survive till twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You can't be just dragging out the drinks trolley every
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh man, I could do a little peanot griss this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Does it feel Does it feel when you're pregnant though?
Is it kind of just one of those things that
feels easy to do?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I found it harder last time, I think, and I
felt like so proud of my I.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Don't mean that. Yeah, sorry, I don't mean like the
whole pregnancy thing is easy to do. I just mean
they're not drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, no, we know what you mean. Yeah, a lot
of a lot of women, it is the last thing
they feel like. And to be honest, for me, this pregnancy,
I haven't felt like it. But then just the occasion.
There are things that come with it, like and it
telling meal, like I love a read with that, you.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Know, and then the sun the sun starts shining and
it gets a bit harder, and you get you know,
a glass of wine in the sun would be nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It is pretty nice. So it's yeah, it's just those
moments were you used to the association, but I don't
miss it, and I yeah, it is nice to not
have it. But there are some elite Zero Scent has
had a really good zero percent beer the other day
and a really good zero percent aside it. And this
is after I famously said I don't write zero percent.
I reckon. They taste grice, So I think they're getting better.
(02:30):
What was she What was your hand up? Just are
you waving?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No? I was going to say something.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Have you ever heard of high rocks?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
High rocks?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's like this new thing. I'm going to sound.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Like such a Oh my, are you just like railroading?
Our conversation around non alcoholic drinks so you can talk
about running.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's fitness.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's not just running high rocks. Now, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Is this like than you kind of? So it's like
a It's like it's an event that they do around
the world, combining both running and functional workout stations. Participants
run one k followed by one functional workout station, repeated
eight times.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh my god, it looks hard. So there's a ski,
a slid push, a slid pole, boopies, sambag lunges, farmers,
carry rowing warballs. Are you doing it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm thinking of signing up. But the thing is, you
can do it as an individual, you can do it
in a team four, you can do it as a peer.
And I'm trying to think, like, what would I want
to do.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think that you'd be more likely to be held
accountable with someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, knowing you luckiness. The question then is, though, who
do you do it with?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Ryan?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
He would be good, He would be good. Yeah, I
don't know that he'd want to go with me though,
Like I just feel.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like you'd be so painfully computed.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, we've talked about it, like would he want to
do the Amazing Race with me? And no?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, I do wonder how Bige and I would go
on one of those building shows or like you know,
doing out passes.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, like go on the block together or something.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, that's the one. The name just debated me. I
don't know, I don't know. I think you get pretty frustrated.
But then we're a really good team sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ryan and I are good team sometimes, but I think
the block could be too much forceful. I actually do
think we could do the amazing race together. I reckon
we'd travel well together. But things like building and that
kind of stuff, I think would he.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Could be amazing at that. I'd be good at doing
maybe clothes and working like things out like that. Yeah
maybe yeah, Yeah, he'd be great at the physical side.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, and logic with like doing the block together. Ryan
would just get so annoyed at me because you couldn't
do anything. I can do anything, and often in the.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Block sometimes and I'm like, I would be terrible, but
they are all often doing it for the first time totally.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But often what I've noticed watching it is usually they
have a team made up of one person who is
handy and so stays behind and does lots of like
the hands on tasks, and then one person that is
very design focused, so we'll be in charge of like
the layout of the room, and they're like, I could
do that textiles and stuff. But the issue is Ryan
(05:30):
is Ryan both, so I just get in his way
and then he'd get frustrated, and then I'd get annoyed.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
And you'd be a good cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Great cheerleader, but there's not it's not what they need.
On that shot.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I reckon, you'd fall like you'd fall into one position fault.
I think like naturally you would, and that would be textiles.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It would be except I'd second guess everything, so I'd
constantly be FaceTime so good. With real estate, I'd be
facetiming from the store being like, which which cushion do
I choose? And then he'd be like, fuck, I should
just gone and done it myself.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What could be really fun?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It would be fun.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Anyway, we're going to get going because it's the weekend
and we don't want to hang around too long. But
coming up, we talk about number plates. This was fun.
Off the back of the number plate that many saw
the other day, we got inspired and we thought, let's
throw it out to New zealand get them to tell
us their number of lates and we'll work out the
manning behind it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It was great. Also, I'm sorry to be the one
the beer of bad news. Well maybe or maybe it's
great news. We did for the last time ever, no funny,
no money on the show today.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I think the outcome reedited, reiterated why we made this decision.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, she gone, and she gone for a reason, and
you're going to hear about it on the podcast today.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And if we get lazy and try and drag it
back into.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The reminders, we can't come up with. Mind us, guys,
no like better than that, Like a good friend reminding
you why you don't want to get back together with
your ex. You tell us you remind us.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, It sounds good in our head, but the
reality is not. So that comes up, that comes up,
that is coming up by.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now. The other day, Page, you and I were talking
because I was driving along the Auckland Motorway and I
saw number plate, a personalized plate that really caught me
off guard, one of those head scratches where you're going,
what is the meaning behind this personalized plate? The car
in front of us had the number plate. I want
to spell it out for you, m R S T
(07:48):
A B.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Missus.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, I was like, is it missus tab? Or is
its Stab? It was an older and so then I thought, wait,
it's mister Stab.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The beautiful thing about this was that after that conversation
we said, look, can anyone bring light to what this
number plate actually means? Does anyone know who mister Stabb is?
And we were inundated with texts telling us that mister
Stab was indeed a highway stabilizer or something.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, now what that means we are still don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But mister stab was well known to the community.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
People knew exactly who he was. And then you and
I got thinking is there something in this? Like is
there a fun game? Because I said, I feel like
everyone that gets a personalized plate should be required by
law to tell the story of what their personalized plate means,
so that those of us that are curious driving along
the motorway or the highway or wherever you are, can
(08:50):
actually go and find out. This is why they have
this personalized plate, This is the story behind it. Do
you think you'd ever do it get a personalized plate?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
If I owned a business, yes, okay, yeah, to show
off it's great for business, But to show off a
side of my personality, I don't know. You're going to
be really sure of that side of your personality to
put it on a license plate. I rekim.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I feel like it's a tattoo. Like if there's a
good meaning behind it, go for gold.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What would you be like cookie gowl or something like
that Cookie goal?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sixteen hours? Okay, why don't we throw it out now?
I'll wait one hundred of the hat, so you can
text through four four eight seven, you tell us your
personalized number plate, no shame, you can stay totally anonymous,
and then Maddy and I are going to work out
what that means because with a limited amount of you know,
(09:46):
letters and numbers, there's only so much you can fit
on a plate. So I feel like this could be
quite fun brainstorming that we do together and you can
play along in the car. But if you have got
a personalized plate and you want to share.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It, Many and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It is gone three seventeen pus three.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, do you need me to do the time on
our show?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Because really, struct excuse me, there's a second time and
two three other days usually I nail it. I would
like to see you do the analogue interpretation on the
spot live and I've got baby brain, so I love
(10:35):
milking that. Excuse Yeah, it is Mady and PJ. Where
you as we get into the weekend and we're having
a bit of fun. We want to know your personalized
number plate and we're going to try and work out
the origin of it, what does it mean. Callianne is
joining us on eight hundred hats Hi Callyan how are you.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
How long have you had this plate? For Kellyanne?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Well, I've got back into riding motorbikes about five years ago,
so I got a personalized plate and checked on the bike.
So probably sort of just over four years.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, Right, so you actually chose it. It wasn't a
gift that someone surprised you with.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
No, No, I chose it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Hit us all right?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And what's the number plight?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I Q b c.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
H IQ b c H.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay, I've got something in my head, but it might
not be appropriate. I've got a IQ.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
So the back part of it is pretty self explanatory. Right,
everybody gets the b c H part, Yeah, but everybody
gets stuck on the IQ part.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I wouldn't i Q.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wouldn't it just be I'm really smart?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, it takes a smart woman to figure that out,
because I do all sort to think, I get queen,
I quean b H and I'll get a new come on?
What's another word for i Q?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So hen on? Hey, Kelly, and did PJ just guess
what your number plate means?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She did?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
High IQ, b C H s get each other.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Okay, Well, it basically comes down to it's what everyone
calls me as a term of endearment. I am a
smart You know what, well.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Kelly, and thank you very much for playing this afternoon.
You have a great weekend. We're going to go to
a gray mouth now where Genny is joining us. Hi, Genny,
what's your number plates?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It wasn't mine.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
It was not a friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It was p n Y D.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Open wide because he was a dentist.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
O god, But did he have any acknowledgment on his
vehicle that he was a dentist?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Like, did he?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Else?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
It was just a license plate.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Wow, that could be misinterprets.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
It was a bit of a risk, but everybody knew
what he drove, so I think it was okay in
a small town.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So when I was growing up, I used to have
those magic eyebooks, you know you're try and look at
them and it would distort the image. Yeah, I could
never do it. I just could not get the magic
eyebooks to work. And I feel like this is exactly
the same thing, because I hear these number plates spelled
and my mind doesn't piece them together. And you've got
(13:27):
some crazy ability to take these jumbled up letters and
make sense of them.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I do have a weird thing with letters and remembering
letters and remembering number plates and stuff. I wouldn't I
wouldn't be hard on yourself. As Brogan is joining us,
Happy Friday. Hey, Hey, what's your number plate?
Speaker 7 (13:50):
T T EU L four?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hang on? Hang on, hang on TT double T yep,
yeah for B you or p you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You b U L four something double T pull for
pull for I pull for you like I'm pulling.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Are you something with like heavy machinery where you pull
along lots of scaffolding.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
The four replaces and eight because the one was already taken.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Hang on, T T puller?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Is it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Is your are? It's going to say, unleast you're a
dairy f.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
T T puller. I'm with you.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
And them.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Daily. I love her bad Mum and Brogan. Of course,
a guy called Brogan and has the number plate Titpoler.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Maddy ANDPJ. Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That's another jam pecked social calendar for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
This weekend, my friends, big week in for old McLain
over here. I've got a friend's thirtieth that I've been
invited to tomorrow peage.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Hmmm, you were talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Or so I thought, because yesterday I was talking about
it with you. And then I thought, actually don't. I
don't know the details, like what time it's kicking off
or where we meant to be for this thing. And
I was going back through Facebook, you know, my events calendar.
I couldn't see anything there. I was going through group
chat conversations, couldn't see anything on there. And I thought
(15:47):
to myself, where, what the what is the deal with this?
And I was messaging another friend till I knew would
be going, and I said, what's the deal? And he said,
have you not got the Facebook invite?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, it's not a facial until you get the Facebook invite.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And I said I don't have a Facebook invite and
he said, hang on, give me two sex And he
went and had a look and he said, oh my god,
you haven't been invited. You have not been invited to
the Facebook event.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So had he seen it to you or had you
heard it through a friend.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This is where now I'm seeking guessing everything. I'm pretty
sure he did tell me, but now I'm thinking, did
I just hear it from someone? Else am I actually
invited to this birthday party?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, you know what, we're going to get to the
bottom of this. We've got his number. I'm going to
call him up. I'll pretend to be from the venue
that the party's at, have a general chat about all
the logistics, and then I'll see if there's anyone else
that he wants to add to the list. Hello, Jim speaking,
Hi James, It's Lindsay from how are you?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh God, how are you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Really good. I just wanted to run through a couple
of things just ahead of tomorrow's booking four o'clock. Is
that right? Four pm?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Perfect, And we'll just deal with the tab on the day.
That should be no stress. Now the snacks, can you
just run through the snacks that you'd allocated again?
Speaker 7 (17:04):
I think it was two of the slide the players,
the beef ones, and two of the whatever the player
was like, the fried chicken and the squid net.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Great, yeah, yep, yeah, great, I know exactly the one. Yep,
that's perfect. And I just wanted to double check have
you invited everyone that you want to be there? There's
no one else you want to add to the list.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Not that I can think of. Do you know something
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Do? I yes, she does know something that you don't James, James, Hi,
this is your very good friend Matty McLain.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Calling hikay Hi.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I was checking yesterday to try and find the details
for your thirtieth birthday tomorrow, and I had to message
a good friend of ours, Mike, who then went to
check the Facebook invite, only to find I am not
invited on the Facebook invite. I will, So am I
(18:15):
invited to your party? James?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Of course. James. By the way, this should come in
and say it's not Lindsay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, So I will be seeing you tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Absolutely, I'm adding you into Facebook now.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Oh great. I feel so honored. Thank you so much. James. Hey,
I can't wait for the sliders though they sound amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And the fried chicken.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, and the fried chicken great. I'm definitely gonna eat
my share, my heart beating. See you tomorrow, James, tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Bye ANDPJ.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's time to say goodbye to a segment that has
been with us since the beginning. Sometimes you just get
to a point where you realize there's not much left
in the tank.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
So here's the genesis of Here's the genesis of how
No Funny, No Money started. When you and I first
started the show together, we had to do like a
lot of icebreaker videos and things, and someone said to us,
what's your best joke? And you and I both went, oh,
my god, we're terrible at remembering jokes, can't remember them
at all. So we thought, let's put it out to
(19:41):
the people. They'll have some really, really good jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
We started strong. We had some in the first few months.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I still remember that et joke like it was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You couldn't beat it. But then as time went on,
she started fizzling, and I think we held on to hope.
We held so strongly that we could get back to
the standard of the eut joke.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Every week, PJ and I would look at each other
and go, this is it. I've got a good feeling
we're gonna get some funny ones this week. And they
decided they've just if we are being absolutely honest with
ourselves with you, they just haven't really been hitting the
mark lately.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So today will be a very final no Funny, No Money,
and you can start texting your jokes through four four
eight seven. We'll take early submissions on the phones. Yes,
so eight hundred the hits. If you can make Mattie
or myself laugh, we will give you fifty dollars to
spend at Chemistry House and then that's it. Goodbye, saynara, adios, miamego.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Shall I hit you with a joke?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, so this is a good one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know. It did make me giggle. It did
make me giggle. Someone told it to me the other
day and I thought, oh, this isn't bad.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It's all about delivery bubs.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
How much just a chimney cost?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't know how much?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Nothing, it's on the house.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh got one kind of similar hit me? What did
one hit say to the other?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
You stay here? I'll go on ahead. Oh see, this
is why the segment is dive from we come to the.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Table with the worst example.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
How we expect New Zealand to follow when we're setting
the bar so low. But we are going to do
it for the very final time.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Mary and PJ Many and PJ the podcast The Heads,
No funny, no money.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So Sarah, you think we should say just literally is
be weird? Is that what you want me to say? Yeah, okay,
just cover your just cover my heart palpitations.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Does that mean that there were enough yes texts that
we're leaving simon favorite around here?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
A resounding yes on the text machine. Everyone wants Simon's
jokes through and if you've missed it, this is the
final no funny, no money that we will ever do
on the show. We've realized all good things come to
an end, and this thing well stopped being good a
while ago. He is hoping we can bring it home.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I already know what's going to happen. We're going to
get done. I know we're going to get back to
back bangers and we're going to go Should we do
it one more time? No, we're standing for him, We're standing.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
For We're standing for This is the final no funny,
no money. Oh eight hundred the hats to join. If
you can make Mattie or myself laugh, we will give
you fifty dollars to spend at Chemistry House. Madeline is
joining us first. Hi Madelyne, Hi, Hi? How old are you?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Jim?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay? Can I just say the kids jokes have often
been the best jokes we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right, Medeline, give us your best joke?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
What have you got?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
What do toilets do when you're a bit embarrassed?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
What do toilets do when they're a bit embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't know what do they do when they're embarrassed?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
They always get the flush.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh, this is the part where you feel really like
a horrible person when you don't laugh. Ten year old job.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The floor.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's that's a good joke, Medaline.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's a good joke, medaland that is a good joke.
Thank you for joining the show. Does she get fifty dollars?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, you don't need to whisper. We can all hear you.
Klina is joining money. Hello, this is our last time
we're ever going to do this. What is your best joke?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That doesn't fart in public? I don't know what do
you call it?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
A private tutor?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
What did you say a private tutor?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
You've got to do the extent.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We had high hopes for the final one, and you
know what, this is just actually putting the nail in
the coffin. This is what it's coming to an end.
No disrespect to Lana, no disrespect at all. But I
just think we get better jokes. So Simon, that means
Simon and I want to tell you two things here, Simon. One,
(24:41):
this is the last joke we will ever hear for
No Funny, No Money. Two we have not had a
laugh yet. And three, producer Serah is now pacing around
the studio. No, I think I've hyped it up too much.
Now I think I've talked about it too much. We
just get into the joke.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Hit us with the job, all right, Okay, So here's
a guy meets a girl in the bar and he
says to the girl, you remind me my little toe.
She says, why is there small and cute?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
She says no, because if I.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Get drunken enough, I'll probably bring you on the coffee table.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I got the last on the song and the song.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Bye Bye Funny, No Money Sion, Mary J. Mady and
PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is a bit of a Friday trait. We are
joined by the incredibly talented Kimi songstress HENDERSONID songstress I like.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
That out of time. That was the first time, Thanks guy.
P J and I are absolutely known for our singing abilities.
So you're well come for that little tree. That was
really really good.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Honestly, this has been one of my favorite birthdays.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
That the top. What have you actually done for your birthday?
Have you gone out for a special bricky? You had
some nice face times.
Speaker 10 (26:13):
Some face times. Yeah, I've got a lot of friends
living in London, so I got a lot of morning
facetimes this morning, which was nice. And I'm about to
go on tour, so and so I have been doing
a movement workshop just before this, so I'm like sweaty
and hot, and.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
This sounds skilled. A movement workshop. Is that like yogailatees
or something. It just it's running, you're moving.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
There's a lot of running and a lot of singing,
and it's kind of like trying to lock down the
moves that you'll do throughout the song so that when
you're performing you can kind of just have fun. So yeah,
it's a lot of running and a lot of pretending
like I'm singing to people.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
But yeah, you've got a busy summer ahead of you
as well.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Right, Yeah it is.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
It's going to be really fun. Like we've got a
bunch of festivals, a bunch of shows, and it's probably
the busiest we've ever been, so it's.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's really cool.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
I think people are enjoying the music, which makes me
very happy.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Main stage of RNA and R and B.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Yeah, and homegrown as well.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And homegrown.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You get to enjoy it? Do you get to enjoy it?
Or is it literally in out? I'm a professional musician.
I gotta be somewhere. I gotta go.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
This year is the first year that I've had to
like travel between the New Year's Eve date, so like
we'll be traveling from rhythm to rhythm and rhythm and
over that period. So I'm going to feel very rock star.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I think my husband and I are considering coming to
RNA this year will feel very old, but if you're there,
I'll feel better about being there.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
Well, my entire family is going to be there.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Great, so it's going to be I feel like it's
going to be really fun.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Will the Henderson's take us under the weg and look
after us?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
They will?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You would be like get away, Hey, well look, we
just wanted to get you in first of all. Soa
congratulations for the massive success on Seconds to Midnight. Meddy
and I have a confession every time it comes on
on the station, We're like, are we playing Chebil Roe?
Seriously it is so chapel Ron, isn't.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It, Because we don't play Cheppil Roane on our station,
but we do play Yeah, it's such a vibe. So
the moment your sound is just amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Yeah, I really appreciate it because she was yeah, big,
big influence, big reference for us on that song, and
she's just incredible as an artist that I'm like, I
love it.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
And obviously that song is resonating with so many people
because it's been the number one Kiwi song well on
radio at the moment, but for ten weeks running, that
is amazing kissing. Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Honestly, I'd spend most of my time being like this
can't be real, but it's it feels like I'm so
proud of myself and my team and the people that
have brought this into fruition. So it's very cool.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Enjoy this time because I feel like so many people
go through it and it's such like a will wind
and you don't actually enjoy the success when you're in.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
It totally, and I feel like you can be very
much like, Okay, bigger, better, what can we do next
to top that? And I think, yeah, this summer is
I feel very settled and the cool things that we're
doing and the cool things that the song's achieving.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
So yeah, Well, and your nationwide tour starts next week,
which is so exciting, so we thought to kick off
the nationwide tour? Will you sing us a song this afternoon?
Speaker 10 (29:38):
I will sing you a song every afternoon if you'd like.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Honestly, I totally will. Let's do it all right, well,
birthday girl Cassie Henderson about to perform her hit single
seconds to Midnight live on the Hats.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Why do I feel like I'm on one with issues
with that common onto strong got it wrong when I
kissed you. I cared for you the baby thought you
knew dancing in the dark isn't hard, It's mysterious. Your
hand over my heart and your arms it was serious.
(30:18):
I wanted you, said you want me to. But at
eleven fifty night and stood under the sky and saw
by your.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Side while I was calm, Oh, this was meant to
be your best night.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You chose to stand me up.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
But that's fine.
Speaker 11 (30:48):
Old man.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
My can't get it.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Why did they run for dear?
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Life, SACas to midnight, just sacons to midnight.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
It wait just a minute, she's a friend. Are you kidding? No,
it's happening again, will it? And now I'm spinning like
a dancer, always dance with you. So now I'm stumbling
(31:20):
in the street. The city's gonna know. You couldn't be
the screen, and I'll never let it go. And now, youse,
some guy never could sat eleven fifty nine and stood
under the sky.
Speaker 13 (31:39):
And saw by your side, w cow and no, this
was meant to be your first night. You chose to
stand me up.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
But that's fine.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Oh man, I can't get it.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Why they run for dear life, shakings to midnight, tall
dark and help me like a fire one f ches
to me because you'll never learn all.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Your baby arm courts.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Run for dear life, sacons to midnight, Just circons to
mid night.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Go when the sun rises in the drink swear off?
Do you think about it? Do you carry on? Parlies
you in the break?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Go?
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Don to think of me how you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You got it wrong, You got it wrong. You'll think of.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Me when you hear this side.
Speaker 12 (33:02):
And you chose to stand me up, But that's fine.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
A man you maybe Mom's.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Made run for deal Life shackins to Midnight, Tall Dark
and eny Life firewo pest to me because.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Don't know, maybe I'm cursed.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
Run for deal Life Shacks to Midnight, just SAgs to Menda,
just syconds to men Night, Maddy.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
N PJ Medy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's I really want to play the song right now,
just to like set the tone of the game, but
we can't. Then that's us out. So you may have
missed that John Oben and Meghan have launched a gay
leading up to Christmas, and the aim of the game
is that everyone in New Zealand has to avoid hearing.
(34:07):
All I want for Christmas is you and the last
man standing the last woman standing will be the winner. Right.
So literally, if you catch the smallest glimpse of it,
like I'm talking a split second, you're out.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
We're out. We had someone text us yesterday to say
they were in Chemists warehouse and it played and that
was then done, gone out of the game.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I was just going on Netflix last night and I
was like, all the Christmas movies are starting to come up.
It often features and that, and then I was even
scrolling and like people are starting to put Christmas yve
videos up on Instagram, Like that's gonna get me. I reckon,
I think it's gonna be social media that catches me.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
It'll definitely be a techtok video that gets me. But
I got send this video today on Instagram. I got
a message from someone who is sharing me a link
a Spotify song, a link to a Spotify song. I
clicked on the link and then I had this split
sea thought of, Oh my god, imagine if I'm being trolled.
Imagine if I'm being rickrolled right now and someone is
(35:07):
seeing me the Mariah Carey song, and then I'm out
of the game. But then I thought to myself, well,
hang on, it wasn't that. It wasn't Mariah Carey. It
was a legit song. But then I thought to myself,
you and ipeach very competitive, you more so, but it
all come along for them more so, but you're happy
to tag along. And I got me thinking, can we sabotage?
(35:32):
Could we try and get John o, Ben and Meghan
from Breakfast out of the game.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I mean, we work in immediate organization. There's sounds coming
out everywhere. Surely there are like so many opportunities. I
don't think it's fair that we take them all down. No,
I don't think we can go three out. That's a
bit cruel. I think we have to get one of them.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
So there's music that plays in the bathrooms. So I
was thinking here at work, so I was thinking, could
I put a word in to the people, you know,
the operations team within our building to say, can we
blast All I Want for Christmas with you in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's good? What about Yona Reception, the loveliest woman in
the world. Maybe we get Yonah on board and she
gets one of the team. I was saying, John, know,
there's a package for you, and then what's playing out
of her computer at the time, and then bam, done
out of it.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
The thing is, craulness is not really in our nature,
so we can be way off the mark here.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Crawlness isn't in our nature, but winning is in our nature.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, maybe we get a little bit of help and
then next week we sort of finalize a plan to
help just get us a little ahead and the All
I Want for Christmas? As you ga, if you've got
any suggestions on how we can just lightly sabotage fellow
team text through four four eights seven and we'll see
(37:02):
how we go next week.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Many A podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Producer Sia, you may want to just turn your headphones
down for a second, because I know that planes can
terrify you at the best of times.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I've got to take her on a flight in
a couple of weeks, so be careful about what you
say right now.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, no, it's it's all okay. But there has been
a bit of panic at Sydney Airport this afternoon after
it looks like an engine explosion triggered a massive it's okay,
everyone's okay, what everyone's okay? No, no, it's fine. So
everyone panics because looking out the window there was all
of a sudden a massive fire burning right next to
the airport. And it turns out an engine explosion triggered
(37:47):
a huge grass fire and now there's a whole lot
of fire engines and police cars that have had to
go up. But the flight is okay, it managed to
land safely. There was a lot of shock initially and
they were like, what's going on, But it looks like
things under control, so it's all good. Project the Serra.
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